The Marble League 2023 Unqualified Teams

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[@weillio1993]

"They are just like actual jungles, destroyed" jesus

[@TungstenArm]

I think the Wolfpack are a very young squad, beyond just being a newer franchise. They just need time to develop.

[@Tomasticar9203]

wolves will be the worst one of the new teams. trust

[@thefunnybinaryman]

@@Tomasticar9203 currently the best, so eat that

[@yummyos]

I don’t think you get enough credit for how amazing you are for the marble community

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

He was noted by the famous MSWP a few days ago.

[@alphatoast3558]

@@eliezersmarbleraces3137 whats that

[@gerrit-jannap8792]

Ah yes, some timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:25 Heh... Balls 1:32 Jungle Fumblers 2:16 Melted... Wait, what? 2:49 Quacked under pressure 4:17 Too sour 5:06 Busted 6:05 Existing in the Showdown 7:10 Crash landed 7:53 Turtles 8:38 Team Secondary 9:40 Wolfwhack 10:17 Minty Stale 10:47 Chocolate fondue 12:04 Some predictions for relegation because... why not? 13:47 Outro

[@OnlyMooseUKnow]

I’ve only just rediscovered the Marble League after is reappeared in my feed for these Qualifiers. I had NO idea there was fan commentary videos. LET ALONE it’s own version of Urinating Tree Commentary 😂. What a discovery I’ve made.

[@hardly.rivai_YT]

I am a fan of the Green Ducks, but I genuinely fear that they might get relegated to the Showdown for ML2024. Hazers fans know what it is like to not getting a chance to qualify this edition. 😓

[@josephhatter3773]

Fellow green ducks here. I wake up screaming fearing relegation sometimes right now

[@NicoThePro5665]

same man

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

It's unfortunate being a green ducks fan.

[@SunsetVidsOfficial]

As a green ducks fan. The showdown will be a nightmare for all of us.

[@Wall_Man]

Ah yes,the green dissapointments that give me mood swings

[@Momoikkai]

the best part of this video is getting to see team momo qualify again and again. team momo ml23 champs so true 💚💜

[@yoshi11p81]

The 15th to 1st Momo comeback is on

[@kaitoalkan]

Honorable Mention to the Thunderbolts, who may as well not have qualified at all. Being a Thunderbolts fan is suffering...

[@Joekuh]

I turned off the last event IMMEDIATELY after that last pathetic showing today. Dear God it's tough to watch sometimes.

[@Nighone]

Silver lining: They're a shoo-in for the anti-record.

[@RobertoLimaYT2]

The Thunderbolts broke the anti record for most consecutive events in dead last, which was previously held by the Rojo Rollers.

[@derekpolischeck9268]

Dino must suffer the power of timestamp after roasting minty 0:00 that thing that begins the video 0:25 You like looking at "balls" don't you 1:32 Leap's traumatic brain injury 2:16 #snowlols wait what 2:49 Migration is coming out Christmas I think they'll miss it 4:17 harassment on a freaking lime 5:06 when you want to talk about relevant teams 6:05 the most existed team on the showdown 7:10 The Eggplants 7:53 Plastic Straw Receptacles 8:38 Team Secondary 9:40 The furries don't need humiliation 10:17 NOOOOO MINTYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 10:47 I honestly don't know 12:04 Dino's hopefully incorrect relegation prediction 13:47 that thing that that tim ritz made to end the video

[@AmognusBalls69420]

A bad name for Chocolatiers is pieces of crap

[@Tomasticar9203]

limers about to get HARRASSED

[@connorjackson5870]

As a limers fan from the first season, I feel….

[@Tomasticar9203]

@@connorjackson5870 same bro. Same

[@shadicTPZ]

Well looking at Team Momo's performance so far... You probably jinxed them

[@rossmair6862]

You know the worst part? I was rooting for them. Now I am cheering for the bees

[@wangsengsin2527]

I chose to still support Team Momo, and at this point I’m just rooting for us to beat the Thunderbolts

[@rossmair6862]

​@@wangsengsin2527you are basically asking them to do the bare minmum

[@RobertoLimaYT2]

They’re starting to improve right now

[@maxandlily6074]

*cough* *cough*

[@kingaye372]

The only team from the 2019 that hasn't struggled since their success has been the raspberry racers. Hazers choked to make the podium twice and they failed to not just make the marble league, but they got relegated as I predicted would happen. And the ducks have been a slow decline ever since 2019 and I won't be surprised if they get relegated. This showdown will be pretty interesting just like the marble league this year. Also GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERRRRRRRRRSSSSS!

[@parisgaming2345]

GOOOOOOORANGERSSSSSSSS🍊

[@camcom278]

Can we talk about how HORRID the thunderbolts are currently doing

[@Joekuh]

No. Us TBolt fans are acting like they aren't even there, honestly.

[@johnnydropkicks]

The Showdown is like the NIT basketball tournament for marbles.

[@10tails]

So, departing from the Kayfabe of JMR for a moment: How many times do you think JMR runs the marble machines for footage? And how many times does it take to make sure the O'Rangers has a come from the bottom into the top 8 come from behind climb each time? This is like the third year that's happened.

[@HanxoHaxashi]

They only run it one time since circa 2017 unless there'll be malfunctions or errors. I believe 2016 E12 is the best example of doing it multiple times

[@marykandis959]

I wish the solar flares would get their act together but I'm just happy Plasma got into the games!

[@LymetimeProductions]

A "Hater's Guide" to ML23 is something I didn't know I needed

[@VaticalliX]

hell yeah Thesaurus uploaded the unqualified teams vid, glad to see it, great vid as well also as for a better duo than the Jumpers and missing out by two points, I have one: The Hazers and getting last in Block Pushing.

[@llmkursk8254]

Man, Lame Ducks is *right there*

[@Garfieldday1991]

The willy wonka comparison is too accurate. Whenever the chocs were about to compete, I would cover my face so their failure wouldn't burn my eyes, since I figured I would need them to watch literally any other team, even the turtle sliders. Now I'm currently getting ready for my 50 shots of jack daniel's and my infinite loss of sleep I'll experience during the showdown while grieving over a disaster I've experienced several times before, and which I knew was awaiting me ever since the chocolatiers took an L in event 16 of 2022. I say this as a long-time chocolatiers fan.

[@lavaboyoh1893]

I was shocked at the Snowballs qualifying, and the Green Ducks not, as you are

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

same here, sometimes things are duds.

[@nathangamble125]

Orbit: not good at orbiting.

[@thehellyousay]

Balls of Chaos! Marbles for the Marble God!

[@jacksfacts20]

"They're like actual stars...they've been dead for a million years." Gonna need a sensu bean for that one...

[@AmognusBalls69420]

I also got 12/16 right, Just Ducks, Minties, Limers and Stars, I thought they're gonna be in the main league But it was Mellow Yellow, Rojo Rollers, Gliding Glaciers and Snowballs instead...

[@EricB256]

Would love to see Palette Park back in M1 next year, It's such a good track. Here's hoping that Primary will be invited back, regardless of their upcoming showdown performance. They should have done enough in this year's M1 to earn it. As for the other showdown teams, it's been hard to explain why Snowballs and Sliders were not invited back yet. They both have proven to do well in M1. Chocs and Wolfpack, however, I wouldn't be shocked if they were sent packing. But for now, let's see if Hazers and Kobalts still got a bit of a career going for them apart from M1 which is clearly their strong suit. Will the Honeydome circuit be part of the showdown this year? It really could benefit those teams. Jungle Jumpers should hire a psychologist to help them with their condition. They clearly did too much parachuting over wooden terrain. And Solar Flares: looks like Marbleearth has got s trong magnetic field that is keeping you out. If a magnetic storm were to happen during the upcoming showdown, however, you could find out a lot about the layers of Marbleearth!

[@Setra4271]

This man dared to break out the Wooden Bear for the Stars, looks like it didn't age well though

[@amm5964]

The Kobalts, Stars shade in this video is crazy 🤣🤣

[@TAProductions2021]

Thank God, that Curt didn't do sh!t over the Wolfpack. I also saw that they struggled in team events.

[@superalex120]

0:25 chaos has fallen 1:32 jumping into basement 2:50 it’s duck hunting season 4:19 the L’s 5:08 jack blacks 6:06 team that exist 7:11 at least you’re the best purple space team 7:54 the showdown emperor 8:39 team secondary 9:40 booo pack 10:18 finally you’re in the basement 10:49 who? 12:06 green bottom 4

[@andrewwolverton3762]

As a BOC fan from day one, this hit hard.

[@Sam_Hue]

It’s so mo-over

[@frenchfrey65]

Man what happened to the Green Ducks hurt as bad as the Brewers getting destroyed in the MLB playoffs...

[@MrOuchiez]

Fear The Deer at least?

[@Theepicgolem123]

Im severely disappointed in my no longer team. They did awful

[@AmognusBalls69420]

It was the coach who killed Limers' opportunity to take top half in the main tournament

[@psychochiken4111]

Here's hoping the Rojo Rollers can pull of a better showing than our last Marble League. We're doing okay right now, we just need to push a *little* harder and roll a *little* faster.

[@ddasher]

You forgot to mention that this is the 1st qualis that Minty Maniacs failed to qualify in

[@user-eb6yc8df3s]

The teams that didn’t qualify still get to compete in the Marble League Showdown.

[@Survivalman45]

Can someone please explain to me why the “Hazers” didn’t even get to qualify this year?

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

They ended in the bottom 4 of the 2022 showdown. The bottom 4 teams in the showdown do not get to participate in the following qualifiers

[@killdozer7792]

Somehow, I just knew that Thesaurus would include a "DUDE, WTF!?" reaction to the Snowballs not only qualifying but qualifying *convincingly*. XD

[@andrewberthiaume7323]

A fun running trend with each of these run down videos lol

[@andrewdouris6035]

Speeders for life!!

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Can't wait to see mints and ducks

[@nathangamble125]

Do they go well together? I think the ducks go better with the o'rangers.

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

@@nathangamble125 ueah but both failrd and dink.REALLY hates thw mints

[@quixotix9540]

God, I remember rooting for the chocs with a chance to WIN THE LEAGUE in 2021. Albeit, so did most of the other teams, but they had a reasonable 7th place finish and it looked overall promising for the team's future. Now I can't even watch them most of the time, and when I can, they're completely unwatchable. I hate to say it, but I have a sneaking suspicion that M1 has *ruined* the Chocolatiers.

[@ErikZarins]

You sound like the UrinatingTree of Marble League 😂😂

[@AndrewBlechinger]

His first rooting video in the depths of the lockdown acknowledged this.

[@kplowch22]

My favorite video every year

[@koziboo]

i predicted the script, let's gooo

[@crypton7572]

Seeing team momo's current performance n the main league I honestly dont think they shouldve have qualified Green teams all seem to be have been cursed this year

[@dustonpage1280]

The snowballs didnt just qualify....... Theyre killing it

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

Thunderbolts are gonna make last year's BOC look good

[@HarlieJest]

Sad Turtle Sliders. Always the Showdown, never the main event.

[@RobertoLimaYT2]

The Purple Rockets literally got knocked out to the showdown by the Rojo Rollers and Team Plasma

[@OlynJohnson...]

Has anyone else been waiting for this for a while. Also this will be edited for my opinions.

[@Glormbyy]

MY POOR, POOR OCEANICS

[@mesoed]

So, why were the Hazers auto-relegated to the Showdown anyway? 😊

[@parisgaming2345]

Because they finished in the bottom 4 last year

[@thecarrot2456]

What was the other 2? Oceanics I know

[@phuocnguyenhuu4220]

Solar flares and kobalts

[@thecarrot2456]

@@phuocnguyenhuu4220 thanks

[@aquatic5180]

Chocolatiers roast when?

[@dranziken]

Have no fear, the MVP curse will be broken in 2024 by Rapidly.

[@anarchy13673]

anarchy

[@dieseljester3466]

Achievement Unlocked: You Don't Suck 🤣😂🤣😂💀☠

[@ReallyBlueSky]

Stars sucking this bad in the qualifiers sucked, but at least Glaciers made it too bad their not doing so great rn in the league

[@atomiste4312]

Hazers fan here, have to support Snowballs this year and aside from the occasionnal gold the overall standings hurt a lot

[@themadman731]

Go Stars 😔

[@theKobaltPossum]

Go Stars! And go kobalts! :)

[@VaticalliX]

GO GO INDIGO and also O'rangers (lots of bias with that one), Primary, and Kobalts

[@Jane-vy6mf]

Being a team primary fan is hell My second n third teams being minty and wolfpack is also hell

[@xvgm24]

Hopefully Team Primary doesn't get relegated! At least they had a fantastic showing in M1

[@tristan4206]

i havent been watching for a few years, how come oceanics isnt in the running this year

[@crypton5344]

Bc they were relegated so he already spoke about them

[@geoffbschneider]

You should have chosen balls of chaos Oceanics Limers and Solar flares

[@cooperc69420]

I'm just gonna say this. 4 blue teams will get relegated. All the blue teams except the Thunderbolts are in the showdown this year. 13th: Turtle Sliders 14th: Kobalts 15th: Oceanics 16th: Indigo Stars

[@cooperc69420]

SPOILER ALERT Well fuck I jinxed the Stars

[@fallennightcore719]

Kobalts Shmobalts

[@theKobaltPossum]

kobalts gobalts :)

[@No_Sleepee]

Instead of a "3rd place curse" can we just come to an agreement that teams that wind up getting 3rd place ultimately suck in the longrun? I mean *really*. Thunderbolts, Minties, Glaciers, Team Galactic, Oceanics- All forgettable at best, and residential basement dwellers at worst.

[@HanxoHaxashi]

Don't forget Mellow since 2018. Altho they're resurging since

[@TAProductions2021]

Wolfpack, what are your thoughts?

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

They will be worse than the solar flares, hopefully

[@TAProductions2021]

😰 Hopefully, Curt will go easy on them.

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

@@TAProductions2021 i hope not

[@crimson90]

Pooppack

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

@@crimson90 ye

[@Jack29Gaming]

yes

[@DynoKea]

13:03 Hold up, something is off here

[@funtechu]

I'm bummed that Green Ducks didn't qualify this year

[@aberloch5987]

Did I say Indigo Stars would win the marble league? God damnit. Now I'm saying they'll be relegated alongside The Oceanics, Solar Flares And Minty Maniacs

[@seesaw41]

Momo got in, yes. But what did they do so far? Nothing and yet more Nothing. It's pain, but there's still 10 events to go. Who knows.

[@FlameDragon72]

I need my Hazers to jump back to their best form in this year's Showdown. We can't be losing to more bum-level marbles for another year.

[@aliyai4000]

Aryp's a great athlete, just not a good captain. In spite of the skills as a captain falling flat on their face, Aryp is still one of the best marbles in Team Primary roster as we currently speak. Team Primary desperately need to join up with another team that is currently kinda flopping in the ML as we speak and sack their manager for the next season because it clearly shows it's not helping them out in any way possible. Chocs hurt the most among all of them, damn. Sure I didn't expect the moon and the stars from them, but those 9 whole points hurt. I really fear relegation for them and I lowkey wish it isn't the case and that they can still somehow bounce back at least in mediocrity if anything.

[@justtravin3]

@#Thesaurus Dinosaurus whats the show down?

[@AmognusBalls69420]

Green teams ain't getting relegated

[@SunsetVidsOfficial]

They are predictions. They can be right or wrong or some green teams being relegated.

[@churroboy4610]

God im in so much pain (

[@MrOuchiez]

IDGAF #QUACKATTACK

[@NicoThePro5665]

i c u make this

[@ddasher]

YOU DIDNT PUT MINTY IN THE 13:11 LIST

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

I have noticed this.

[@cooperc69420]

Yeah, the Glaciers, Wisps, Snowballs, and Rollers were still there. Probably an error on his part. It was the Minties, Jacks, Stars, and Ducks. (Almost forgot to put the Ducks there, just not used to them being in the showdown)

[@seanshepherd1071]

I'm not sure how you do it, but somehow you seem to consistently force teams to make a decent run at the championship by expecting them to do awfully. Last year it was the pinkies, and this year the snowballs.... Maybe for teams you want to win, you just have to insult them until they do....

[@5fan-u8n]

Chocolatiers roast please?

[@HailRider]

Content stealing.

[@killdozer7792]

Try harder next time. ;-)

[@ALV5252]

Man the Ducks and Primary not qualifying is very tragic.

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

It is, seems like their marbles couldn't control themselves.