The Limers: A sour team

[@bradleycarroll5488]

As a day 1 limers fan, I had hopes and dreams of seeing them rise to the top. Now I'm a recovering alcoholic. What an absolute brothel of a team.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

^

[@MChuck-]

I did the math 2017- O'Rangers win the ML 2019- RR win the ML 2021- MY win the ML The Limers are due to win the ML in 2023

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

@@MChuck- nah nah Limers too trash even for maths

[@MChuck-]

@@roy_mezz-awake2470 Probably gonna be the new Fruit Circuit team that will join the ML next year

[@dalesmith9693]

Felt. 🍈

[@flynnstone3133]

The one thing the Limers were known for was their rioting fans but they haven’t even delivered on that front recently

[@mackycabangon8945]

ehh they are also known as basement dwellers. They are doing as strong as ever on that front

[@llmkursk8254]

Me, looking at *literally any other team* "At least you're not the Limers." Except the Jawbreakers, but I joined after they were dissolved.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Better to be nothing than be a dead fish

[@zircconium]

@@roy_mezz-awake2470 better than make the ML than just be forever stuck in the showdown like some teams..... *mhm* kobalts

[@zircconium]

there are way worse teams than the limers. it’s just that they don’t get attention because they’re stuck in the showdown most of the time

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

@@zircconium cap imo they have the 2nd worst average rank of any og team behind the pinkies and also they have the worst top rank of any og team at 10th in 2017. They also had the worst pissing away of an amazing result that same year lol

[@captainsquishy4911]

probably the most awaited roast yet and i'm glad it's before M1 S3 because the videos length would probably double

[@williambrown319]

Quadruple

[@boxedisntin]

Here’s to hoping they won’t be there…

[@redfirework3690]

No it would quintuple (im so godamn stupid why did i think it's fifthdurple)

[@mackycabangon8945]

@@redfirework3690 quintuple?

[@redfirework3690]

@@mackycabangon8945 yea

[@mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799]

I love how unmotivated is he making the video that took years to make... We can hear how disappointed and sad is he about Limer's performance

[@coldore6734]

I mean he said that it took this long because of how he didn't know how to make the script goes so much

[@mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799]

I can't blame him tho...

[@outofideass5816]

As a racers fan, this is peak content.

[@Zixivyxity]

same

[@dalesmith9693]

As a long-time Limers fan (I'm one of those "good on you, at least you're loyal" types), is it bad that I feel a sense of pride every time that we aren't last? I mean, it's a standard, right? A low standard, sure, but a standard just the same.

[@epislog178]

I just get happy if they beat the Solar Flares

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

Its like being a Cleveland Browns or Schalke 04 fan, its not a high bar to clear, but it is something #GOLIME

[@hemag3895]

What’s especially funny is that their “rivals” are a top 3 team of all time lmao

[@mackycabangon8945]

ah yes, 4 equal rivals - Marble League Champion, 2nd best team in the League - Marble League Champion, newest to the League of the 4 but looking amazing - Marble League Champion, a bit inconsistent/hit or miss but they have many good placements - A team that never cracked the top half of the standings in anything

[@coldore6734]

O'rangers 2nd best team Raspberry Racers 3rd Best team Mellow Yellow 5th Best team Limers shit

[@thareelhelloagain]

@@coldore6734 Raspberry Racers have finishes of 8th, 1st, 9th, and 2nd. They've had a fantastic run, with a win and one other podium finish, as well as two middle of the pack years. However, Mellow Yellow has done everything that RR has done, with a win and a second place, but they've also finished 3rd, as well as fourth. They have more podium finishes, 3-2, and more top 4 finishes, with 4-2. They've had lower lows, with 14th and 15th finishes, but also more highs, being the only team other than Savage Speeders to have 4 top 4 finishes. Mellow Yellow is, at WORST, third best team in Marble League history.

[@firebacon7623]

1 Savage speeders 2 Raspberry racers 3 oRangers 4 mellow yellow And then the Limers are better than the turtle sliders only Maybe snowballs and rojo rollers

[@legendarywiimaster]

@@mackycabangon8945 well they were top half for the majority of the second half of the 2017 marble league, even appearing as high as 2nd. They were top half briefly in M1 S1 I believe, and they were top half for 1 event of season 2. They still suck tho

[@davidbughiu6324]

Thank you so much for your videos Thesaurus. You do such a good job with them, and they are super enjoyable!

[@jblmarbleassociation]

A legendary video as always. This one made the Dino sound even more dead than the Pinkies do.

[@WalkerAucoin-l9d]

This didn’t age well

[@gabealexander8878]

Limers? More like, Lamers!

[@anishraja9655]

Thesaurus Dinosaurus: *This picture will never be duplicated: The limers won a gold.* Me: *Notices the fact that silver went to Balls of Chaos and Bronze to Thunderbolts.* Me. *Yep*

[@michaelsharp3615]

Thesaurus Dinosaurus is basically UrinatingTree of Marble Sports

[@DelthinTheRanger]

When you’re doing worse than the pinkies you know you’ve messed up

[@zircconium]

The pinkies are known for like one event. I give them that they have more talent with pinky toe but they gotta actually make the league

[@DelthinTheRanger]

@@zircconium Pinky Toe is the MVP of the Pinkies

[@DelthinTheRanger]

@@legendarywiimaster what about in 2016 with the modern points system?

[@Whirlpool730]

I’m a Jungle Jumpers fan, and I find joy in knowing we somehow aren’t the most dysfunctional green team in the league.

[@marblesseattle2950]

Look at the most recent comment.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

The long awaited roast! I'll give fans of the Limers one thing, well, the ones on Reddit since I've only encountered the ones on Reddit, they have a frightening amount of patience with how they stick around for them.

[@froggary]

As a diehard Limers fan I still don't think we're the worst team

[@zircconium]

definitely not the worst team. we don’t deserve too much slander for making the ML when nobody expected us to

[@ananousous]

Which team would you say?

[@zircconium]

@Just An Observer On The Internet you forgot the turtle sliders. So bad that nobody knows who they are 😂

[@marblesseattle2950]

@@zircconium They should not have gotten that qualification at all.

[@zircconium]

@@marblesseattle2950 they were given a shot and earned it while beating teams like the midnight wisps 🤷‍♂️ the whole relegation rule has never been that great, these teams that miss out on the main event don’t really care as much trying to win in the SD, and if you want some form of elimation from going to the qualifiers it should be down later down the line, or have qualifications more spread out instead of some quick 3 event series, which would be my personal choice

[@fluffyfre]

As a Limers fan, I know they’re garbage, but that’s the fun of it, watching them suck over and over again. It’s just a cycle that will probably go on untill the team dies. But they can qualify more than half of the time.

[@marblesseattle2950]

How have they not already died?

[@zircconium]

the limers are that one team that’s usually bad but nobody really cares to acknowledge it since it’s usual. they’re not as bad as some teams, but have certainly not gotten better since 2016. I hope for the day Sublime returns to a better form, but Goolime has seemed to breakout. atleast that’s a positive being a Limers and oceanics fan i’ve usually counted on the oceanics to be the less disappointing of the two, but thinking of the last few years only brings me pain. It was cool to see the limers shockingly make it to the ML this year despite my depression from the oceanics failing

[@marblesseattle2950]

The Limers did not deserve that spot and you know it.

[@zircconium]

@@marblesseattle2950 but they earned it in the qualifiers. The showdown relegation has always been meh

[@legendarywiimaster]

Sublime is actually really good individually. He’s won the teams last two medals and without him they finish last in 2016, probably 2018, and possibly 2021

[@jopiedingvink]

Me when first chose my fav 3 teams O'rangers: Looking good Limers: Speaks for itself Jawbreakers: hah...

[@brightlineflorida1221]

More like the Miami Dolphins of Marble League.

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

As a Limers and dolphins fan, you accuracy in describing my favorite teams hurts way more than it should

[@devonhoover4086]

0:00 "The Limers are trash." Made me laugh hard. Over, and over, and over again. The Limers get wasted every time. So bad

[@lavaboyoh1893]

One of the best roasts in the Marble League ever. Keep it up Thesaurus!

[@xxPenjoxx]

What about all of the Limers vs just Mary?

[@jorgemiguel8595]

You gotta talk abou the choke job done by Team Momo in this years Marble League!

[@zircconium]

that’s nowhere near a choke job if you’re comparing that to what’s happened in past years

[@marblesseattle2950]

NO.

[@madingthree]

blowing a 27 point lead to not even auto qualify is pretty astounding, but at least Momo fans are glad they didn’t get injured or anything

[@samkobrock2469]

limers are the browns of marble sports. a franchise destined for failure while watching their rivals consistently achieve success.

[@TheMrJourneyer]

Even the Browns are decent now.

[@anasorianorr5805]

Keylime has been fired on 9/15/2022!

[@calebmcr7474]

I was a Limers fan but then CCE joined and I joined their band wagon glad I did bc CCE is now really good I’m hoping for a top three finish in ML 2022 and for M1 top ten is fine no one will ever take my pride of the domination by CCE #eyeontheprize

[@dixonkwong5004]

The 1 fan that disliked this video is a Limers fan.

[@MChuck-]

Here's hoping that the Grape Nuts make the ML

[@WolfDB]

I only really root for the Limers because they're one of the green-colored teams, and green is my favorite color. (Personal favorite team overall is Momo)

[@booneary]

Ah green teams.. you love em or hate em. Mintys are my second fav, but as an rr fan, I despise the green ducks

[@marblesseattle2950]

#Momostrong Let's go Momo!

[@700Apache]

As a limers fan, I feel really bad for the team, I hope someday they will become better than they were before, right now they need to get back to their training

[@marbleperson]

I genuinely thought you were gonna say "in Season 2 of Marbula- 2"

[@4o869]

Finally we got it

[@sudheer8745]

Snowball and rojo rollers to go?

[@bobbysmarblerace7734]

Limers are bad but who are worse the limers or the snowballs?

[@geoffbschneider]

6:36 uhh correction note thesaurus it was actually four double digit points but still it’s the Limers

[@yoshi11p81]

Yes finally the Limers roast video

[@AutocorrectDidThis789]

This sounds like the Detroit Lions. Ouf.

[@dannylukic6536]

Their logo is an "L"

[@snekkers5600]

I've never been more offended by something I 100% agree with

[@PhilosophyToons]

Didn't expect that 32 min. praise of the Oceanics midway thru the video, still good though.

[@geoffbschneider]

Even if you’re not a Limers fan you’d actually still pick C on the pop quiz

[@jacobs6134]

6:26 The Limers got 10th in Marble League 2017, which means they cracked the top ten

[@Xathon]

At least they're not S1 Shanghai Dragons... That's about all they got going for them

[@C.S..]

Limers fan all day baby #LimeTime we may suck but at least we aren't the Raspberry Racers

[@epislog178]

As a Limers fan I’m normally happy if the team gets top 10 in an event. Top ten in a league? Well that’s a whole damn party

[@andysj536]

As a Limers fan,I sigh heavily and say “there’s always next year”

[@AmurnijeOG]

Ur an actual Limers? Wow!

[@STARPHASE]

Sublime, more like...Subpar

[@SarahRowe-ic1bs]

.... so there the new york jets of the marble league?

[@atmg1724]

An interesting thing I've noticed is that the Limers have the worst placement average of any returning team, with 13.5. 15th in 2016, 10th in 2017, 14th in 2018, and 15th in 2021.

[@edwardschannelyt]

Incorrect limers won the fruit circuit also were are orangers and raspberry racers

[@derekpolischeck9268]

9:27 where are the O'rangers and Raspberry Racers

[@TheRailLeaguer]

They participated in the Winter Special during that same phase. Top 4 overall after the five events.

[@marbleloverguy]

Where did you find the fruit circuit standings???

[@kawaiiwhite3500]

How can I watch the fruit circuit

[@steelmetro2055]

I know nothing about this but I had to watch this

[@eliheta8539]

The Limers really put the L in Limers

[@Demolitiondude]

Not even wasted potential.

[@marblesseattle2950]

There is none.

[@tsigetekle2906]

When are you going to make the Snowballs roast video?

[@zircconium]

the snowballs wouldn’t even exist if they didn’t host the ML in 2018

[@Torsk1007]

What's the second song?

[@oriolestragic-feelithappen4806]

Im 90 seconds in and this is already your magnum opus

[@FurryCombatWombat]

I forgot that links dont belong in comments, but statistically speaking, Quicksilver, Team Primary, and the Hornets are all worse than the Limers

[@Sargon_of_Cincinnati]

How can a seemingly random series of events, consistently place several marble teams at the bottom of the league? Whatever the reason, it is great, as it brings the roasts.👏 Go 🍊Rangers !

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

0:23-0:33 How is that even possible? You didn't even tell us that you started writing right after making the Oceanics Video.

[@angistiew1689]

3:37 Greg woods is like Marc moser

[@Nutter-os5qb]

Atleast they’re better than the hornets

[@Zixivyxity]

can you still find there fruit circut, if yes, then where?

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

There's no footage, it exists only in lore.

[@Zixivyxity]

@@ThesaurusDinosaurus ok

[@EricSundquistKC]

I think Jelle botched something on KZbin and lost all his old videos. 😟

[@zircconium]

@@ThesaurusDinosaurus as a limers fan I officially claim the limers as fruit circuit champions

[@marblesseattle2950]

@@ThesaurusDinosaurus I commented on potential teams (it will be in recent comments) but I don't know how to tag someone so I will just send you this.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Me still lookin at snowballs: >:|

[@renanfuentes3872]

even if im a limers fan,the limers totally suck that they didnt even get in s3 marbula one

[@theillusorylife]

The Limers will have their day. #liveinhope #limetime

[@ClaPiecetja]

日本から応援してます📣(*^◯^*) ライマーズ(Limers)は弱小なチームですが、いつの日かチャンピオンシップを制する事を願っています！

[@ballondorwinnerjkszn4483]

Finally

[@seesaw41]

Hang on... Limers threw stuff on the track that hindered Primary. TP appealed, got rejected, and the attacked the Razzies??

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

According to what Barry (who was in the stands when it happened), had claimed: "They were probably mad because of our ‘rivalry’ with Limers. It’s a shame they had to create new rivals to get their anger out", also Limer's debris actually did not hinder Primary according to a ref: We checked around the block, inside of the plate, and they did not find any debris on Team Primary's Lane, although Mary said that they felt something underneath them and prevented them from escaping the block.

[@algosonicracing1670]

prediction: the league losing the limers in 2023.

[@jeffhodgins9231]

It's tough.. I'm a limer guy We will get a W one day

[@brookegregg8115]

I’m a limers fan 😢

[@AmurnijeOG]

I am a Team Momo fan.My team isn't that bad

[@marbleloverguy]

MO-MO MO-MO

[@vitex198]

LOL

[@marblesseattle2950]

@Thesaurus Dinosaurus- For suggestions for future roasts possibly the shining swarm, who are good in collision but suck literally everywhere else, AND, (I'm really gunning for this one), the most underrated failure of the Marble League, the Jungle Jumpers. M1 S2 should give you enough material as it is. Combine that with mediocrity at best in the ML, plus qualification failures, you've got a video. You could even team up with the disbanded TMR crew. They're good at roasting the JJ's. Then again, anyone could be, because the Jungle Jumpers are that #$%@!'n bad.

[@marblesseattle2950]

Can somebody please help me figure out how to tag someone?

[@LegendsofKTR]

We love an underdog #2022isouryear

[@manogaming6534]

I am very happy that i am not roasting for limers .. 😅😅... I cheer for The “ Crazy Cats Eyes " ... Of course cats are not better than o'rangers or savage speeders.. But at least they r better than limers.. They at least won something (Marbula one season 2) 😂😂

[@kawaiiwhite3500]

#firekeylime

[@ryane5281]

Every odd year that the ML has existed, a fruit circuit team has won. Will the limers win in 2023? Pfft no. It's more likely that Mellow Yellow will win every event.

[@agoo7581]

I am willing to donate money to update the limers facilities and hire a quality coaching staff :(