The Mario Brother You've Never Heard Of

[@LumpyTouch]

mario learned a valuable lesson that day: once you start slinging artisanal gripper pics on the side, you can't put the dogs back in the bun

[@Vulnresati]

I was wondering if this was Vinny reacting to your vid or smthn lol

[@mellowmelly9258]

WHAT are you TALKING about

[@cheep5645]

You were my first thought lol

[@cbcgame2744]

The Balugio episode got lost to time

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I What What are you Lumpy, NONE of that made sense

[@ThelronFjord]

Vinny's really hooked on the brothers.

[@connordarvall8482]

This is Joel. The real Vinny succumbed to his brother addiction 3 years ago.

[@Z-Man7]

Mm. As he should.

[@Subpar1O1]

huh

[@CamDaGR8X]

@@connordarvall8482 Whi REALLY got addicted that day?… and who came BACK?

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

​@@connordarvall8482His addiction to brothers

[@BIacklce]

Pietro fell into a vat of chemicals and became wario

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Just like the jonkle man

[@BIacklce]

@JamesTheCelestial both fear the irs

[@Gamer4672]

*dietro

[@Reac2]

*vat of garlic

[@youngsplitterr]

Who Framed Mario Rabbit?

[@naranara1690]

I can't believe they split Pietro 70/30 down the middle. He never stood a chance

[@analyticCioccolata]

They were told to do so by the fourth brother, Solomon Mario

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i sawed this man in half! but with the power of flex tape we can put him back together!

[@skep2923]

a real King Solomon on that guy. shame really.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

@@barrothontherocks3325 Sawed him right in two, 70/30, 70 for Luigi 30 for Mario.

[@janpaulus3977]

I know this is meant to be a parody of ''serious'' and ''scary'' video essays, but some of them really are like this and that bothers me

[@NIMPAK1]

How Pietro BROKE Me.

[@MrWolfSnack]

Only SOME of them?

[@thisissleepy]

"The FBI doesn't want you to see this!" Shows clips that authorities have put out to the public

[@Sky_nord]

The DARK LORE of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show...

[@herette]

and this brothers me like the mario brothers

[@ryanlutes9833]

Vinny's obsession with fake brothers has been going on for literal years.

[@joshshrum2764]

I’m obsessed because of sponge.

[@BierBart12]

The fake brother in his old mario cartoon parodies never leaves my mind

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

If you were on the internet in the mid 2000's The endless mario recolors in sprite comics

[@marcusmining5505]

Maybe _he_ has a fake brother

[@myuphrid]

"Dear Mario, what do your feet look like?" "Dear little Pietro, there will soon be ghosts in your living room."

[@TallTapper]

feet so true tbh

[@MrWolfSnack]

I love how accurately Vinny can replicate true crime youtuber channels.

[@joshshrum2764]

He’s too powerful.

[@donowa5637]

nah true crime ytubers are more casual, i'd suppose it's more like lost media youtuberw

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

I think he’s parodying blameitonjorge

[@keebendo69]

The delivery of “suspicious” at 2:08 was chef’s kiss

[@PälliEräreikä]

Suspiisius

[@bibblyboing]

vinny manifests joel

[@sodaraptor]

Please let this be a sign we are soon entering an era of Vinny-produced video essays. He is so good at these

[@AyyyGabagool]

hoping this too. But probably not lmao

[@comerosas]

A fake video essay on grey leno pretending its a real show

[@AyyyGabagool]

@auggy69 genius

[@Glitch_Man42]

Then he drops one genuine one then goes right back to shitposting

[@AtlasTheGarbage]

English major moment

[@tastethepainbow]

"Who really died that day... and who came back?"

[@NIX-FLIX]

Darn beat me too it

[@JohnnyCasey]

"I dunno. You tell me!"

[@ScrungoJones]

I don't remember MY Pietro bein' that stretchy!

[@DariusRoman-p6x]

"You know I'm getting real tired of this Luigi I know you're hiding something you're like one of those doppelgangers"

[@P-P-Panda]

That shit made me laugh so hard

[@robmeehan7208]

Marilyn, Mario and Luigi's niece in the Super Show, was played by Moon Zappa, daughter of Frank Zappa. Logically, this makes Frank Zappa the third Mario Brother. Just like Mario, he was Italian AND had a mustache.

[@DoshDoshington]

Σario is properly pronounced Sigmario

[@solonelycapybara854]

oh shit, whats up Dosh

[@alexsartandmusic]

Or Sário, with the sibilant Greek S sound. Μάμα μία μα κε μπούωνα πίτσα

[@diz5313]

Sigmario Heldenhammerio

[@CebolaBros]

There's Sigmario, and then there's Eario the Mushroom Kingdom Janitor. Vinny might have confused the two

[@jbomb06]

Dosh is a vinesauce fan? I should have known....

[@XxjeffersonDkidxX]

1:13 fun fact: He did not made a mistake, he just addressed them by they last name,the full name of the two brothers being Mario Mario,Luigi Mario.

[@benchjuice]

I thought they were Super Mario and Luigi Mario

[@aquabat7777]

I appreciate the use of Elvira’s Elviras as clickbait, very informative

[@joshshrum2764]

Shut up.

[@SKOT_3]

Nice of Captain Lou to invite us over to the fiery pits of hell, eh Luigi?

[@occultpyromancer]

i hope elvira made lotsa spaghetti

[@areaxisthegurkha]

​@@occultpyromancerLuigi Look! Its Lou's toes.

[@nekomancer47]

This feels like a Vinesauce shitpost video from 10+ years ago. I love it.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

I hope this genre never dies.

[@cubecat9493]

im so glad all these years later he's still making shit fun mario videos

[@LarxieArveri]

i hope his crazy brain brings us some more good shit like this again soon lmao

[@incognitenigma]

Holy shit you're right. I thought I was watching an old ass video

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Reminds me of that old Did You Know? Sponge video from like ten years ago.

[@LabMatt]

"Why does Pietro know what Mario's toes look like?" That question filled me with so much dread, I can't even find the words to express it.

[@RudeJackArt]

It's been one of those days...

[@lacryingbaby3005]

Lyle Woney Plays

[@diegomedina9637]

"Ey Mario! Vinny is talkin' about us again!" "For the last time Luigi, we're not real. We're just an amalgamation of multiple sets of Mario Bros through the decades floating aimlessly inside of Vinny's aging brain until Chat sets him up with a good bit oportinity" "But Mario! We're right there on the KZbins"

[@arjoyv1995]

The delayed “BWWAA” sound effect at 1:35 had me comically expelling air out my esophagus, and also had me slapping my kneecap with humorous intent😂

[@joshshrum2764]

Hylics dialogue ass comment.

[@VelSparko]

Do not supress your guffaw, comrade! Such is the humorous delight of all of Vincent Sauce's short films!

[@victubea.k.amr.v5797]

This is like watching your old 2010's videos, we really needed this

[@ExaltedUriel]

My thoughts exactly, the return of VinesauceVidya lol

[@itzpeanut9904]

the sudden jump from the laughtrack to the serious music and vinny saying "pietro mario was found dead in a gutter 2 weeks later" is exactly why i watch these videos

[@The_Dev_175]

Vinny has a genuinely lovely narrator voice. Also this entire episode was great.

[@joshshrum2764]

It doesn’t even sound like vinny.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

the way he said "soospiciouus" was so good

[@DEMNPOF]

Vsauce Joey ass soospiciouus

[@MrWolfSnack]

Is this the soospiciouus houz? Letsgocheckidout

[@morgboat744]

a reference to Pietro in any future Mario game would make me so fucking happy

[@TalTheOxymoron]

i love whenever vinny uploads an original non-stream video, his editing style is always fun and it brings me back to the days of Classic Vinesauce™

[@MrWolfSnack]

When people go corporate and only care about views and money, their mental state vaporizes all creativity.

[@TuskDeluxe]

Too short, needs a 30 minute recap of the whole show before starting

[@thekiss2083]

If we don't get an agonizing breakdown of everything else the executive producer ever made for the first 14 minutes of the video, is it even worth watching?

[@joshshrum2764]

True.

[@Timic83tc]

Need the history of modern press for 5 hours

[@ugubu5359]

Pietro went to hell before he died.

[@afisherman7108]

please

[@todayntsnews]

what binge reading the mario wiki does to an mf

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

This is still more informative than 95% of video essays on this platform

[@alois9206]

Love when a review is just the guy telling you what happens

[@Glitch_Man42]

​@alois9206 background noise content, and it can make some decent cash if you're a little lucky. But it is so disappointing to click on a video hoping for analysis or some kinda perspective, only for it to be describing what happens.

[@SammiChimi]

Here is why SpongeBob is a critique of postmodern capitalism: but first we must begin with a history of early Cinema.

[@brysonharrison5698]

​@@Peryn_x lmao terrible example

[@joshshrum2764]

Not true.

[@SwissArmyTin]

Excuse me, Sponge is NOT a "fake" Mario Bro. We do not tolerate that level of slander in this house.

[@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998]

You mess with sponge,you mess with all of us.

[@Zom_bike]

Sponge is a cousin!

[@Sheerspeechcraft]

For that matter, Iolui, Uigiy, and Ariol are all real too.

[@blackcat2333]

Sponge Is BETTER than the Bros.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The P in Pietro stands for Punished. As he was chosen to carry on the Mario brothers legend on the battlefield

[@Jasmine__135]

the serious tone Vinny has in his voice throughout makes this way more funny than it should be for me this is the man who makes duck sounds when threatened, and now he's trying to act serious (and doing a decent job at keeping serious) and it just gets me way too good

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“Well said Mario” Vinny said, with hate in his heart

[@ClassySaia]

I miss when Luigi was considered smart.

[@sahilhossain8204]

Well in Mario & Luigi: Brothership there's Luigi Logic

[@03Sys]

Vincent Sauce (Video essay era)

[@03Sys]

6:05 youtube poop good (Vinny version)

[@StereoTyp0]

Vincenzo Videos

[@Rick586]

So many brothers out there, we may never know them all...

[@naranara1690]

Maybe we're all Mario brothers

[@joshshrum2764]

Nintendo doesn’t want you to know, and that’s why they are down on their luck like patrio.

[@leekwelsh]

The 3rd Mario brother? Of course it's you, vinny. You sound exactly like him when you're doing your impression. There's no way it isn't you.

[@Rick586]

Vincent Mario

[@REM_sheep]

Mario and Luigi both have 5 letter names. Even the so called "invalid brothers" at 0:10 have 5 letter names, implying that this is some kind of genetic thing. Pietro was found to be a fake Mario brother, as you can tell he isn't a real brother by the fact that his name has 6 letters rather than 5. You know what other common Italian-American name has 5 letters? VINNY. I rest my case.

[@nogidoki3325]

EWWWW ANIMA

[@Echolox]

Elvira doing double duty on the thumbnail

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

I love that she doesn't even tie into the investigation, literally in the video just to be in the thumbnail.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@AbsoluteTravisT To be fair, she does appear in the Super Show. Likely as someone that's there for his foot pictures.

[@joshshrum2764]

@@crazyluigi6664Ahahahah.

[@_HelloHelen]

Until today, I had no idea how I was living life without knowing this incredible information. Thank you Melpert, truly.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Seconded.

[@c-puff]

Vinny just casually dropping the best parody of those "creepy youtube videos" out of nowhere, explains nothing, then leaves. Iconic.

[@gmunny46]

I didn't expect tax fraud to be canon in the Mario universe

[@khzarioeul2776]

It’s a common knowledge that Yoshi is a wanted felon that committed the tax evasion

[@theuncannydag]

I dodgea da taxes

[@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998]

Someone hasn't played "Yoshi's tax evasion".

[@generallyunimportant]

because taxes are canon to mario, so is turnip boy, so it is only natural tax evasion is cannon

[@joshshrum2764]

I can’t believe it’s in a kids show.

[@daneelaart]

vinny returning to classic style videos always makes my day

[@tahunuva4254]

I used my dollar slop club coupon and they leaked my Mario feet pic collection. This is the last time I trust a vtuber sponsorship.

[@TheMrCtoer]

0:25 That's Mark, not Mario.

[@TheSkinGuy101]

"Hello! My name's Mark!"

[@WiiFan-1300]

Ikr lol

[@landfillbaby]

and the subtitles call the vreenak-luigi hybrid spockluigi too !

[@AlliWithE]

​@@TheSkinGuy101oh hi mark!

[@marcusmining5505]

@@AlliWithE how's your sex life?

[@doctortwilight]

I love how I got a fucking Domino's ad at the end

[@GoldenSon18]

Nobody delivers better

[@elegant_lilligant]

Mr. Sauce, I must inform you that the shaved brother's name is Mark and I am mildly upset that you have gotten his name wrong. I hope to see you improve upon your mistake in the future. - Lovingly, a chatyot.

[@Rick586]

Melpert has failed us all once again...

[@Zack54]

ℳ𝓎 𝒟ℯ𝒶𝓇ℯ𝓈𝓉 ℳℯ𝓁𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓉

[@TallTapper]

lilligant feet

[@landfillbaby]

while we're talking about getting names wrong, the subtitles mislabel the vreenak-luigi hybrid as spockluigi! unforgivable !

[@PatRick-mq6ss]

We don't talk about Jack anymore

[@BIacklce]

Not after he said all those things

[@crackstuntman22]

-Always Sunny title card gag -Curb your Enthusiasm theme Melpert...

[@joshshrum2764]

Yeah it’s showing his media.

[@TeamBlueToad]

Fun fact: This live-action segment from the Super Show never aired internationally. Instead it was replaced with a double of the "Captain Lou is Missing" segment.

[@teksu0082]

real?

[@TeamBlueToad]

​@@teksu0082 Yes. As a result, some foreign dubs had to dub "Captain Lou is Missing" twice. The brazilian dub is an example.

[@animeking1357]

I've got a dvd that has a few episodes of this show. All the live action segments are removed. I was so disappointed. Even the credits were changed so you don't see Lou dancing.

[@dysr]

So you could call that segment “Mario is Missing”…

[@joshshrum2764]

It’s because they mentioned taxes.

[@Exnem]

Zoomers who didn't grow up with re-runs of this show learning about the insanity of it has been a joy lately.

[@sethbryant7894]

Thank you for covering my favorite episode from The Super Melpert Brothers Super Show!

[@Plumbers_Helper]

"How did he get down there?" I got a good chuckle from that one. There is literally a giant hole in the Mario Brothers' wall that leads to the subway. But my favorite was calling the Chris Prat Mario "Mary-O".

[@reduceparticles876]

It's a me. A Mary-o.

[@supremesonicbrazil]

That last part is as close to a self-made 2006-ish KZbin Poop we'll ever get out of Vinny

[@novameowww]

this is deadly cutsman erasure

[@dld493v2]

@@novameowww and gongaga erasure

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

I hope he makes more

[@holdingpattern245]

I wonder if Lou Albano had any part in writing the live action Super Show segments. The idea that you can show up to a small business and start selling off its assets just by putting on a fake mustache and claiming to be the owner's brother, that would be right at home in 1980s pro wrestling.

[@nicholasegg0284]

5:42 "Others say he was a professional wrestler, looking for a couple extra bucks to support his addiction to Smack... down."

[@lithium444]

5:29 Wait a minute that sound effect is from Mick Jagger in the Dancing in the Street // Silent music video at one minute 5 seconds, does this imply that Mick Jagger was in fact Pietro Mario the whole time?

[@Onyxs]

Note: Pieter died on his way back to his home planet

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Sure when Peitro says he's a brother Luigi is suspicious but when Wario tells him about Aunt Bertrude from the family gathering he buys it hook line and sinker

[@sahilhossain8204]

Bruh I can't believe Nintendo dumbed Luigi down

[@MisterN1]

I can't believe this crossover with Nick Crowley that Vinny is doing. This is one incredible lore dump on the Mario universe that Miyamoto doesn't want you to know.

[@lemonjellyfishh]

we got a special buzzfeed unsolved by the pizza pasta himself

[@gnbman]

I asked Pietro who the hell gave him 50 cents. He said, "Every one of 'em."

[@canucklehead9250]

I subjected my 60 year old father to this, Vinny. I hope youre happy. I am.

[@cmb9173]

i love how the replicant theme from the mario dubs is making a comeback here

[@MetalMamemon76]

Vsauce Vincent forgot one important piece in this brotherly puzzle. In the Italian dub of the hit show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog was voiced by *Pietro* Ubaldi. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@JoLiKMC]

This might be the best video I've seen this year. It has that perfect over-the-top satire vibe, like _Completely Accurate Gaming History (CAGH)_ did, great cuts and camera work, an intricate story that's almost believable, and it's just a lot of fun to watch. Very well done! Also, that fake sponsorship at the end taps into the most _primal_ part of my brain. I need to do that if I ever do another essay-style video…

[@Sigh95]

Only a REAL Mario brother would trip over himself while doing “The Mario”

[@Angel_Flash]

glad vin's humor hasn't evolved since 2012

[@joshshrum2764]

It’s evolved to gray leno high art comedy.

[@ryevalki9043]

Finally a video essay by a youtuber I actually like

[@joshshrum2764]

Vinny luguine isn’t a youtuber.

[@ryevalki9043]

@joshshrum2764 Sorry I meant melpert

[@aturchomicz821]

So im guessing you dont read a lot of books?

[@ryevalki9043]

@@aturchomicz821 Hey boathouse here is an english major

[@RiposteBK]

Nexpo and Maverick Files, eat your hearts out...

[@smellthel]

I really hope he keeps making these. He’s the only one brave enough to tell the truth.

[@GooBomber1]

Can't wait until we find the true Final Lost Brother, Finalio, whose reappearance will coincide with the final breath of man on this doomed rock. Or the release of the Vinesauce JoJo Dub, whichever comes first.

[@frogski]

wake up babe, new eschatology just dropped 👀

[@TheMadLiteralist]

Up ahead, without any fuss, the super stars were going out. - The Six Billion Names of Mario

[@ZetaNeubourn]

Weird, that's the same guy that said he was my long lost sister, Gertrude. It was so convincing, too... then a week later, some guy wanted my signature, but wanted me to sign the paper with my foot.

[@HealingVoice39]

1:18 I think he was saying their last names (which coincidentally is both Mario)

[@ColdFuse96]

I freaking love it when Vinny dives deep into the hidden Mario lore 😂😂😂

[@deadbeatprince]

this is perfect, the deep lore of Pietro Mario is quite the rabbit hole, the really weird details like how we don't know how he entered the building and knowing about Mario Mario's birthmark are quite shocking. quite interesting but I do hope Mario Mario is doing better these days also whomever did captions/subtitles, thank you

[@BirdieSenpai]

You son of a gun, you actually got me with that "a word from our sponsor" straight into a KZbin ad. I thought it was part of the video until I saw the skip button.

[@TemplarLux]

I got a Domino’s ad at the end of this. They’re listening.

[@rabidguineapig]

It's really funny when I see a video like this and it's super dramatic with the moody music and it's super serious but it's some theory about a spongebob episode. This video directly takes the piss out of those kinds of videos and I'm all for it! I mean I love creepy pastas and urben legends as much as the next guy but let's be real, they're silly as hell

[@DreilDream]

Hearing Vinny do a video essay voice throughout the whole video felt surreal as hell

[@PälliEräreikä]

6:30 no he did not say please after that 💀

[@nicholasegg0284]

*Please.*

[@Jusbale]

6:35 "But first..." At the end of the video.

[@picky9687]

It actually jumpscared me how much he sounds like another person when he says “but first”

[@PälliEräreikä]

It's official: The Mario Brothers situation is CRAZY

[@PeiceofNick]

This whole thing feels like a lost episode creepypasta for some reason, except its an actually episode

[@joshshrum2764]

And it’s not scary just insane.

[@SRMkay]

The long-awaited answer to "Who REALLY died that day?"

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Vinny just casually dropped a video essay.

[@radioactiveriver6718]

This is a deep rabbit hole and somehow is related to Mario's feet

[@FYCY]

It's nice to see you post videos like this every now and then Vinny. Thanks for the upload I've always enjoyed the videos you make.

[@CheapCreep]

This is the best episode of CSI I've ever seen. Excellent work, detective doctor SGT.Long Schlong.

[@eckitronix]

Melpert sounds like he's just drank a whole lasagna and is having a hard time not just...melting into comfort. I aspire to be along those vibes

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

love this video, vinny reall took those "let me describe someone elses viral video," models to heart. Really funny video man, good video lol

[@offtherails77]

It’s a me a Pietro. I really like this dramatic video essay type format lmao I would love to see more

[@thewiddler1746]

Vinny video essays need to be a thing

[@RealBillyFanword]

All I know is Pietro never had the makings of a Super Mario Brother

[@joshshrum2764]

Yeah, and then he runs out on dinner.

[@freak0429]

Didn't know this was the type of content I needed from Vinny

[@LordMoldoma]

This reads like an early 2010’s creepypasta, and I fucking love it.

[@Magnum__Dong]

Good to see Vinny branching out. This episode of "Making a Murderer" does a good job of exposing Mario for the monster he is.

[@joshshrum2764]

Holy shit.

[@Xshunin]

That jumpscare at the end really got me :(

[@sirlasagna50]

I remember all the wild theories from the time, where Pietro was brought back from the dead. In an interview Luigi would say something like "Sometimes dead is better, Mario".