[Vinesauce] Vinny - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ~ The Defective Edition

Same old Vinny. Busta, straight busta.
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[@MaxxyBee]

i like how the mission failed menu looks straight out of a shovelware mobile game

[@MrWolfSnack]

It was. They used a stock JPEG of police lights from a news media outlet and just added glow effects to it.

[@peighnesshonourchign9164]

Its a port of the phone version. No joke

[@redrangerpanda]

@@peighnesshonourchign9164 just better and also worse

[@sinistrality7883]

Cause this game was made by the same team that ported all the GTAs on the Mobile, they just stole that concept from there.

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

It basically is.

[@vahlok1426]

"FINGERS," alone is one of my new favorite Vinny voice clips.

[@bestboy-sh2mi]

He turns into Charlie day when yelling "HANDS!?"

[@ENGXO]

Ah yes, good ol' Cesar "Salad-Fingers" Vialpando

[@nemurenuyorumoonlight8778]

"Maybe you shouldn't be with this guy?" Uhh... I think it's easy to see why she's with him. 😳

[@zioniczenko]

Fingers Fingers Fingers Fingers

[@seanm241]

they look like barf's smushed paw in spaceballs

[@Minersteev]

3:16 cj turned that man into a question mark

[@orelpuppington5846]

The very same “remaster” trilogy that incentivized me to stick to the orginals and mod them to make them 10x better than whatever this was.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Exactly lmao i played through the modded trilogy after the DEF. shit came out

[@nottadotttwitchhighlights6753]

Seeing Orel Puppington respond to this is godly.

[@orelpuppington5846]

@@nottadotttwitchhighlights6753 Golly! Guess I am still recognizable these years later.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

There is nothing better than modded San Andreas

[@darksoulsismycity]

Before the definitive edition released i grew up playing the game for fun, having only borrowed it from my friends, thinking the game had no actual story and it was just a stealing car and shooting cop sandbox simulator. Then the definitive edition released, and i remembered the good times i had with the game in my childhood, so i went out of my way and i played it until i finished the main story, finally getting to experience what i had been missing for a decade and a half. And by "played it" i mean pirating the old PS2 ISO and running it through PCSX2. The save states really help not making the experience a complete torture.

[@EZOnTheEyes]

One of the few games Vinny didn't need to corrupt, since it was broken at launch.

[@AxxLAfriku]

whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear eu

[@RealThomasFoolery]

People, don't feed the troll, don't respond to this guy, don't give him attention

[@MisterJohnDoe]

@@RealThomasFoolery I don’t even know what this crackhead is talking about anyway.

[@pinkertonlady]

@@RealThomasFoolery it's lyrics to an Avril Lavigne song called 'Complicated'

[@EZOnTheEyes]

@@RealThomasFoolery report that asshat's comment for "unwanted commercial spam". Damn robots trying to get clout and attention anyway possible.

[@de-ment]

15:06 sound of vinny realising all he has do to get a GF is to put women in life endangering scenarios, come over to save them and smack them hard enough in the head with a fire extinguisher that they think you're their BF.

[@MazaAzi]

and don't for get taking them on dates so they will, and I quote, Be powerless to resist.

[@ex_philemon]

I'll remember this the next time I see a burning building.

[@tylerjennings8242]

Yeah, but you see, she’s not gonna say no. She’d never say no BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATION.

[@marcoantoniodominguezcid1936]

The fact that you can get a girlfriend at ALL in this game is interesting 🙂

[@lasarousi]

You can't ghost a girl if they're carbonized.

[@willfreedo]

8:45 And there he is: Edward Césarhands

[@DaRealBruner]

I know I'm a year late, but damn this comment deserves way more likes

[@CeHee123]

Let this be a lesson to never buy without waiting for reviews to come in first. And no matter how respected a publisher or series is, they can always find a way to let you down.

[@coldramentpm1013]

excluding fromsoft

[@CeHee123]

@@coldramentpm1013 Eh, Dark Souls 2 had some rough bits, but hey, if that's the worst they did then that's still a good reputation. But I still won't preorder any of their games.

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

Only games I ever pre order are the ones that have a kind of demo or beta I can try before release. Didn't preorder KOF XV until the 1st beta, as much as I wanted to the moment it existed

[@CluckN]

Excluding FIFA because it is very consistent since 2007

[@pebrockk]

@ColdRamenTPM Either you skip or blocked dark souls 2 from your memory.

[@jaredsan9994]

4:18 that crack when cj turned his head gets me

[@Turner_Strait]

Very FlyingKitty-esque. I like it :)

[@EightyEightMilesPerHour]

Pamtri

[@TimBagels]

Joel's sprunk-ening should be an honorary addition to this comp

[@squabbbb]

That clip singlehandedly got me back into watching Jobel after a long long time

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Vinny did shout out about it at 12:34

[@qu1253]

Gaming in 2021, where a multibillion dollar publisher can't even do decent remasters. And where said publisher removes the originals from stores so you're forced to buy the awful "definitive edition" at a much higher price than what you would have paid for the much MUCH better classic versions.

[@Sorrelhas]

To be fair, Namco did the same with with Dark Souls Remastered, and I'm pretty sure Bethesda removed the original release of Skyrim from Steam I'm pretty salty about both of those examples, tbh

[@mariodacostamosteiro7262]

@@Sorrelhas Well I could manage to buy the original Skyrim with the special edition in the store

[@nurtington]

@@Sorrelhas the original skyrim isnt removed, it just isnt shown when searching for it on steam.

[@johnmehlman5195]

@@Sorrelhas atleast dark souls remastered didnt completely mangle the original

[@snekans554]

This is what you get if you hand the remaster to the company that made San Andreas for the phone

[@TeamBlueToad]

Man, it's not that much of a surprise that CJ doesn't want Ceasar to touch his sister. Just look at the size of his fingers!

[@JacklynBurn]

I mean, that might also be why she wants to date him :p

[@MisterJohnDoe]

“I’m nature’s strangling machine!”

[@bruxinth4660]

She be like “Choke me daddy.”

[@aRandomFox00]

All the better to touch you with, bby.

[@jaaaaaked]

@@JacklynBurn :p

[@insert_username_here208]

The GTA Trilogy "remasters" are basically what happens if you were able to AI upscale 3D graphics.

[@SuborbitalPigeon]

That actually was done, adding more polygons etc. It ruined a joke too.

[@MrWolfSnack]

They did. The entire thing was shipped to India and they used a massive farm to render all the models with an AI. That's how you got all the typos and the game smoothing out props that were not supposed to be (like the Tuff Nut donuts sign). While that was going on in India, Grove Street Games was here playing laser tag and having restaurant dining on a weekly basis and just hanging out like its a college frat party (its all over their twitter, go look).

[@peighnesshonourchign9164]

There's no "basically what happened". That's literally what they did

[@iamthedinosaurus]

10:52 Literally the Koichi pose

[@temmietoga5369]

15:04 If you look closely in the background you can see a helicopter flying straight towards the ground

[@Bonklyboi]

Holy shit

[@Bonklyboi]

@@VoidCr0w LMAO

[@officernealy]

3:05 - 3:27 That dude was a straight up master mime for 22 seconds. What a legend!

[@BalthorYT]

Your comment reminded me of that Mr Mime clip from Pokemon Arceus, I'm so used to 'triple A' releases being janky nowadays that when I first saw it I thought he was bugging out, but no, he's _actually miming,_ which is kind of brilliant as a jab to games & releases like this one

[@UltimaShadowX]

This was a fantastic corruption stream! Wait a minute…

[@TheMuffinMan1894]

The game comes pre-corrupted, truly revolutionary.

[@MarioSonic46]

Africa

[@lewatoaofair2522]

Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa

[@notNajimi]

Africa: Africa

[@gottagofastfaster]

Grand Theft Auto *Africa*

[@EddieBurke]

4:28 WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT THE VOICE

[@JMUDoc]

15:31 - no idea why, but "Bitch ass bitch!" made me explode🤣

[@LightCrib2]

12:40 She just Sprunk'd her own face

[@captainjack2781]

His name is Cesar so obviously his hands needed to look like salad forks.

[@IamSimonDiamond]

16:04 Fun fact, this is not a bug or glitch. It's actually a scripted spawn.

[@MagalliLordofCinder]

5:19 *s p r u n k*

[@TallTapper]

truly a sprunked it momento

[@bruhSaintJohn]

7:57

[@KKBro]

3:02 that pizza is just a flat texture

[@TransistorBased]

They killed mods for this? Damn, how the mighty have fallen. Imagine telling someone years ago that in the future we can trust Hello Games but not Rockstar

[@bepsucks]

who said we cant trust hello games they actually had a massive glowup

[@ElectricalSwift]

@@bepsucks No Man's Sky is still the same boring gameplay loop but at least they added new stuff for free.

[@Moolassy]

@@ElectricalSwift nah it ain't chief, just because you couldn't make it past the tutorial phase don't mean the rest of it is boring

[@ElectricalSwift]

@@Moolassy Wow, ad hominem as a point. Good job.

[@poudink5791]

Fallen? Rockstar's been going mental against mods for years, I don't know know what world you've been living in.

[@Jazio_VT]

Piergaming's editing style gave off some early Vinesauce vibes; Vinny made a good choice for having them edit this one. Holy shit the definitive edition is a dumpster fire though, and seeing the Switch port is like adding arson to it. Tragic, but man are the glitches funny.

[@AmyKoopa]

9:56 the floating people get me every time

[@ExaltedUriel]

I love how in the first clip you can tell Vinny was just looking at chat, and had to look back at the game to understand why everyone was saying "FINGERS". lol

[@synin809]

it was recorded offline, there was no chat so he just didn’t notice it for a bit

[@TheGlitched64]

"I give you permission, not to zerk, if you don't want to" ~ Vinny 2022

[@nosidezero]

14:26 fucking lost it

[@Mushting]

Ahh those must be the “leet fingies” I’ve heard so much about.

[@Krbyfan1]

It was one thing to announce and release this collection on such short notice, complete with bugs and glitches and all that. But the fact they announced a new GTA:O pack not long after this disaster was released is kind of a punch to the stomach.

[@Menfiz]

6:18 a citizen on the right just went flying

[@zNoxius]

it's the drug dealer, and it happens also on the original

[@hiide0us123]

I love the subtle sound effects of bones breaking when the characters move. Good shit

[@ThatChainmecha]

The fingers clip audio is what I imagine an alien would start screaming if they observed humans

[@lewatoaofair2522]

7:55 Sprunk moment

[@donkarasu-9644]

3:45 Holy crud, thanks for the memories, dude! That's one of the first clips I saw from you, and what got me onboard watching you.

[@HamCheeseStudios17090]

2:12 game so incomplete even booti's duck noises are unfinished

[@Groxcima]

I never thought I could laugh my ears out from an intro.

[@squallded7244]

8:54 fingers… HANDS H A N D S!?!?

[@neroneroren6788]

Vinny doesn't need to do any work. Nowadays AAA games corrupt themselves

[@nono-ky2yu]

"FACE!" "NECK!" "FINGERS!!!" The holy trinity

[@Retro_Static]

“The Defective Edition” nice

[@bean_eater1209]

The characters look and movs like they spilled elmers glue all over their fingers

[@rafaelmoreno6331]

16:09 My dude got sent into another planet with that hit lmao

[@Forever_Zero]

The biggest disappointment was when Vinny did the infamous train mission and beat it easily on his first try

[@notNajimi]

I guess it’s the only part of these remasters that’s less bugged than the originals

[@martinmortyry7444]

I never really had a problem with this mission, aside for my own mistakes, maybe I was just lucky.

[@whothou9154]

That mission isn't hard.

[@throwawayaccount9033]

I'm ready for THE CLAW

[@MonsterG0v0]

16:02 that sync up with the song though

[@MisterJohnDoe]

3:15 After all this time I didn’t know sitting NPCs had unique death animations.

[@frankuraku5622]

So do i

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Now we know why CJ's sister was in love with Cesar.

[@startedtech]

This game somehow blew away Take Twos expectations and sold over 10 million copies. The human race is a failure.

[@The_Meev]

I completely agree. People will get months in advance to see what games will be like and what's going on during their creation and then act like they're surprised the game ended up being shit. This is especially true when people keep buying games from companies notorious for making bug-ridden disasterfests.

[@dimitar4y]

wait till you see taxes, "politics" and wahmen empowerment.

[@The_Meev]

@@dimitar4y Don't act like you're not one of the failures

[@qu1253]

The backlash was enough to make them relist the original versions on Steam, so that's something at least.

[@stormcloudsabound]

@@dimitar4y Did you fall asleep in English class? Or were you distracted by thinking about low-poly boobs in GTA?

[@elliot_rat]

my theory is that this was never playtested even a single time

[@FunnyMan2742]

FINGERS

[@awesomegamercz]

IN HIS

[@Unclipper]

5:18 Is A Certified Sprunk Situation

[@realbartsimpson]

I can't believe they got Huge Jackman as the actor for Cesar in the remaster.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Huge Jackman

[@samuelviden7412]

Can I just say how glad I am to hear Binyot laughing again? ❤️

[@masterotakuX3]

Now that was a nice gta corruption video. Thanks vinny :)

[@jangofett7421]

The thing that kills me is how all the voices are still bit crushed af

[@TheGlitched64]

CJ can’t believe his sister is dating Salad Fingers

[@monk_0552]

Now to wait 5 years for him to play the original San Andreas

[@Thanatos9029]

He probably won't, considering how long this game is.

[@jonpatchmodular]

This is an incredible compilation video... Putting Vinny at the wheel of this playable dumpster fire was a flawed idea from the beginning, it's great! His passive ability had a field day

[@petermanfox2535]

17:32 I would always do that when I was young on the PS2. That's the thing with this game, it's very hard to tell whether a glitch comes from the original game or from this poor excuse of a "remaster". I can't believe Take Two and the AAA industry can just get away with this sort of thing.

[@EricMichaelLP]

7:59 had me shook. Did not know this was on Nintendo

[@backzudd]

I heard you're looking for a car that bounces

[@nickwatkins7724]

Only Vinny could crack me up just by saying "Fingers? HANDS!"

[@JMUDoc]

"Why are the leaves rainbow?" That's not a glitch - the car has got an oil leak😁

[@sozohoe3537]

5:19 the legend come to libe

[@sioux22]

16:48 ah yes, E l D i a b l o and L a C h u p a c a b r a

[@HenryStudioCA]

4:46 Naw that's how the Capital Records (Blastin' On Fools records in the GTA universe) building appears in Escape From LA after the Big One hit.

[@rafaelmoreno6331]

That editing cut at 12:40 is hilarious

[@stardmg]

I know this is from back in November, but to answer Vinny's question: No. It was not *this* jank. Cesar definitely did *NOT* have Salad Fingers in the original

[@frost214ify]

This game is actually a perfect simulation of California.

[@eboobooboo2348]

I thought this was corruptions at first, but it wasn't in Africa.

[@NatetheAceOfficial]

15:41 - That boi stuck in time!

[@ovnimoss]

At the beginning I couldn't tell if this video was corruptions or not I think that says a lot about the GTA San Andreas definitive edition

[@kaylaisnothere4397]

Loving this new corruption video Vinny!

[@daiyahigashikata]

WOAH, FINGERS, HANDS!

[@Vexcenot]

this looks like the video games you'd see in the background of an animated tv show

[@bmar896]

Wasn't that Franklin's voice at 7:49? That voice actor was in the game too if I remember correctly.

[@notofuse8549]

Yes it was :)

[@zNoxius]

Solo/Shawn Fonteno (Franklin's voice actor) recorded on San Andreas for the Grove Street members, you can even see him on the credits after finishing end of the line

[@Lucas-fh1pr]

i love how this video was tagged by #TrueCrime

[@RayLilith]

selling this and replacing the old versions is a true crime

[@alexlokanin3312]

i'm glad he mentioned the sprunk thing when he saw the billboard

[@TSBJunkie]

I swear that the car is talking starting at 7:26

[@sheik124]

it absolutely was not like this on PC back then. I still have my release day copy somewhere, pre "AO" rating, pre-hot coffee patch. came in a neat book that was atrocious at actually holding the DVD in place.

[@TotallyNotASpy1]

And this, ladies and gents, is modern gaming in a nutshell.

[@zooparty1257]

the thing about these games is that people are rolling old early 2000s PS2 jank into the new jank and its blurring the line between genuine actual criticism towards the "remasters" and "I forgot this is exactly how it was on the PS2 so therefore it is the remasters fault"

[@scootaluigi9381]

"Get ready to move your fingers!'

[@joedot343]

14:19 lego wall collapsing

[@awesomegamercz]

Get ready to move yor fingors.

[@backzudd]

Ping gores

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Not even a minute in and I’m cackling

[@smallestgoober9399]

I'd like to see ONE modern open world game without some npc hovering above a table.

[@donkarasu-9644]

The title screen is edited to glitch, yet it's an accurate way to foreshadow what's to come.

[@Sanker1]

This man gives me a reason for breathing

[@JBLZFTW]

6:50 I was not ready for the cheetah men remix holy fuck

[@chefcheffington4552]

The editing is GREAT.

[@mariodacostamosteiro7262]

11:27 That happens because it's a mobile port modified basically

[@melasauce9943]

7:17 for a sec I thought that's Johnny Gat

[@GherkinGarboi]

I'm going to down a thousand Sprunks while watching this.

[@8VibeStudios]

2:30 Spray paint was OP in SAMP

[@adomingo2]

Really wish Vin would play more of this, it was hilarious

[@MisterJohnDoe]

8:55 “I’m not touching you.”