"The Mastah Has Spoken" (Honeymooners clip)

[@U2WB]

After all these years these shows still have me rolling on the floor laughing. This is CLASSIC television.

[@iammichaellevoi8918]

This song is dedicated to everyone who lost a loved one. God bless. "I'm calling out your name tonight" by Richie Levoi kzbin.info/www/bejne/gITFeHqfiMpmiZo

[@robertpage4149]

Amen john t page

[@robertpage4149]

Fantastic

[@billgale5568]

Indeed it is and at age 86 I saw every one of them (and still like to watch them)

[@winstonsmith3070]

Priceless comedy. 60 years old and still as funny as from day 1

[@earlknightjr.1341]

Absolutely hilarious!! It never gets old!!! Never!! Earl of ElBarrio, NYC,NY. 7/5/24

[@shannamays3919]

I Love watching The Honeymooners marathon on New Year's Day!!!

[@johnw7597]

Put you onto that wpix ch 11 ceeeeee!

[@jamalmccoy1982]

This show never gets old o or played out. ... this is real talented actors at their finest. ...In my opinion the greatest comedy ever to be broadcast on television and I'm still watching in 2021. ...

[@billgale5568]

Agreed 100%

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

Could NOT AGREE MORE ‼️😃👌 🌜✨🌃🌛 AND awaaay we go ! Bang Zoom 😂✨🌗🌙

[@misterpeppercorn3078]

This one of the GREATEST television shows that there ever was!

[@jasonhurd4379]

I love how Alice just stands there and lets Ralph rant and rave. All she has to do is wait for him to pause for breath so she can step in and lower the boom. Too funny.

[@kendallrivers1119]

These two people were perfect for one another. Nobody could hang with either Alice or Ralph but each other.

[@jasonhurd4379]

@@kendallrivers1119 Hahaha indeed!

[@claricethefox7922]

@@kendallrivers1119 I wouldn't hang out with Ralph at all!

[@chisomololo4941]

@@kendallrivers1119 I wouldn't hang out with Ralph at all lol!

[@johnfr4106]

“He’s been a trouble maker ever since he got into our family…..”. Priceless…..

[@lamontmercer4953]

😅

[@jcneverquits]

"Tut tut! None of your feeble excuses. I can see that you're ashamed of yourself. The master forgives you!" 😂

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

That line is so hilarious it continues to make me fall off the couch laughing to this day😂🤣😂🤣😃👌‼️

[@EbonyYoung-n6k]

THE HONEYMOONERS: IS THE GREATEST SHOW: AND I"LL CONTINUE WATCHING THE GREATEST SHOW😊😊❤❤

[@song9119]

This is as good as it gets

[@edmarcewicz8379]

Alice : Ralph is a BEAST!!! Still makes me laugh!! I loved this show!! classic!!! LoL 😁

[@grammardynamite9764]

Actually, AGNES said that. 💣

[@edmarcewicz8379]

@@grammardynamite9764 your r 100 % right, I was probably laughing when I text it!! Still makes me lol😂

[@edmarcewicz8379]

@@grammardynamite9764 totally classic!

[@sidneyburch2457]

This was a live show in front of a live audience. You have to admire the actors who are able to remember their lines and have the timing to pull off comedy with no cuts or pauses. Too many people with 2022 mindsets try and apply todays PC culture to TV shows made as an escape from their everyday problems for a few hours. I grew up in that era and we had the ability to just sit back and enjoy the show without breaking everything down and putting under a microscope.

[@mickram23]

And yet if you do put it under the microscope you find the first ever feminist comedy. I love this show precisely because there is so much to discover under the surface. That and the fact that it's also probably the greatest sitcom ever produced.

[@fatboyskinniefromdabronx8405]

He was a trouble maker ever since he got into our family 🐿

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

😂😂😂❤ this is my fave episode out of many I've adired😢 since first seeing reruns in 72 when I was 8. Been my very favorite since The line you quoted here,, when she said that line I almost fell off the couch laughing and * Ralph* has made me fall off beds couches many times 🤣😂" crying/ laughing"😂. Love that u chose that line I always thought😏 was hilarious , including how she says it😂🌠 🌜✨🌛🌃

[@edbrown4218]

Jackie Gleason was the master all right: The master of comedy timing.

[@emanuelshorter9435]

J

[@dariowiter3078]

Yes. He also was a terrific physical comedian; the way he moved about that set was simply fantastic. 😁😁😁😁😁

[@seanmontgomery801]

I will always be a fan of the Honeymooners.I remember the Odd Couple came on,i think it was 11pm,then Honeymooners at 11:30 because WPIX had their Action News,may have been two half hour shows.

[@MikeLandicovers]

@@seanmontgomery801 Yup. Those were the days.

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

💯%😃👌AGREE phenOMonal talent 🌗🌙 puts others to shame ! Can't get enough of this, since my twin + i saw reruns at age 8 in 1972.Still both watching and love it more than EVER 🌗🌙Far too funny for words and you are right on target‼️ Jacket Gleason is unnnnnnbelievable with comedic😂🤣 timing ,mannerisms and EVERYTHING ELSE! Also adorable . This is THE best mossssst hysterically funny cozy show ,bar none . JG is truly the Great One💯 ANnnnnd awaaay we go! 🌜🌃✨🌛 Bang zoom!

[@BlacKnightRising]

'What's the matter with you, don't talk to the mastah like that, goooo innnn therrree and gettt iiiiittttt! LMAO!!

[@noahmijo]

That’s the moment in this episode I almost broke furniture laughing so hard as a kid

[@BlacKnightRising]

@@noahmijo Yea Jackie Gleason was literally bigger than life and he knew how to get the laughs --- don't make 'em like that anymore, hell Jackie wouldn't recognize the world today

[@stephenkennedy8767]

One of the great episodes

[@m.e.d.7997]

What a great actor Jackie was. He never rehearsed. What a natural. Great show!

[@deesplaylists6941]

All these old shows had Brooklyn accents, I miss that.

[@jasonhurd4379]

Well, when they were set in Brooklyn it was only natural.

[@ricardocantoral7672]

It's rare but you'll find a few middle aged men with such accents in New York these days.

[@carlossuarez3193]

Ricardo Cantoral Yes, they are called native New Yorkers and they are not as rare as you think

[@georgemiddlebrook2438]

A truly classic show 😁

[@bornz1]

"Don't talk to the mastah like that" - OMG IM DEAD!

[@hey_joe7069]

Never Get's Old!

[@Juliaflo]

......Just gets better with age--65 years this fall.

[@RitaSora]

One of my favorite clips & episodes! Thanks!!

[@kendallrivers1119]

Ralph Kramden, Archie Bunker, George Jefferson, Fred Sanford and Al Bundy: Greatest male comedy characters ever! Honorable mentions to Barney Fife, Dan Fielding, Alex P. Keaton, Louie Depalma and Carlton Banks.

[@michaelderamo1866]

Great list i just have to add Jack Tripper to that list as well. John Ritter was physical comic gold to me but Jackie Gleason was absolutely the GREAT ONE!!! Lol

[@marcweissman5752]

@@michaelderamo1866 Agreed

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

You are RIGHT ON TARGET 😂👌 ✨ 💯%🌜🌃✨🌗🌙

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

​@@michaelderamo1866you took the words right outta my mouth from the first to last word 😃‼️😃👌💯% AGREE W/ ALL that u said 🌠🌜🌃✨🌗🌙

[@humphreygruntwhistle3946]

Barney Fife is better than an honorable mention.

[@robertmuller9132]

Audrey Meadows' career in the Mooners didn't contain one word stumble that I've noticed. Remarkable lady.

[@hidaven]

Sure she had stumbles watch all the episodes....

[@grammardynamite9764]

Watch the episode, "Alice And The Blonde" for starters. She stumbles in that one. 💣

[@willmack5909]

She may have stumbled, but remember, all of them did at times because Mr. Gleason did not do rehearsals, only read-throughs. Audrey, to her tremendous credit, would memorized not only her lines, but Gleason's and Carney's lines as well in case they ever got into a jam. She, just like her fictional counterpart, were the greatest!

[@hidaven]

Will Mack actually, if you watch closely, Gleason is the one who gets tongue tied quite a bit and that was due to not rehearsing. Check out “the blonde” episode when he screws up Bert Weidemeyers name, calls him “Weidemoller” and then the entire cast calls him the correct name! Lol. He didn’t like to rehearse because he really didn’t like the format and the physical confinement of the set. That’s the reason he quit and didn’t do the second year. He wanted the variety, think on your feet, environment where he could ad lib. Very difficult to script a stand up comedian.

[@nathanieldavis5231]

@@hidaven 7

[@rolo1955]

When I first saw this episode I couldn't stop laughing!

[@edmarcewicz8379]

Me too 😭

[@seanmontgomery801]

Wasn't there a lady that was the original Alice before Audrey Meadows?I think her name was Pert Kenyon.Am I c lose or right on?

[@seanmontgomery801]

I know this had to be part of the show,but it was incredibly rude of Ralph to constantly tell Norton to get out and also shut up.I liked when Ed got his revenge on the fishing episode,telling him to shut up,after he said about making a speech.

[@andrewgrove1691]

Me too

[@mikebarrette2472]

I can watch them over and over and never stop laughing. Have one of your kids watch it, they don’t think it’s funny. Kids nowadays have a different outlook on what’s funny.

[@cynthiasmith4130]

Still watch this, everyday!!!!! These show's are priceless and classy!!!! So 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny!!!! I still record it everytime it's on!!!!! Great TV!!!!! Today's TV is just disgusting, and pathetic and Bulger!!! Only watch the old show's, they have heart.. ❤️❤️❤️... Andy Griffith, The Big Valley, Gomer Plye, Bewitched, That Girl.. These show's are just great!!!! 👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️.....

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

I agree 💯% with every single word you said here 😃👌‼️ My twin and I first saw the Honeymoomers on reruns in 1972 at age 8 when our Mama let us stay up late one night to watch it w her We went CRAZY over it and. begged to watch it from then on we both still constantly watch it , my bro also have me a great big set of the lost 39💙✨ I'm a huuuuge fav as I can tell u are! Watched w my Dad too very cozily over the years! Got a few great big books on honeymooners 😃👌‼️ So many fans don't realize this . So I'm Wondering if you know that on Tubi TV ( TOTALLY free app alllll the great shows from bewitched to Bunker Happy Days Jeffersons Flintstones everything u can think of),...well my point was ☺️, they have EVERY SINGLE episode ,Far FAR more than the lost 39.. Including all the original ALICE episodes ,even have the Honeymoomers SKITS that aired originally on The Jackie Gleason show( NoT his show in Miami but even b4 that when it was blk + white in NY 🌗🌜🌃🌛!) There's no sign in ,no account ,100% free to get this Tubi TV app🌠💙😃👌✨ You can say it into yr phone" open Tubi tv app* or into yr TV remote if feasible I myself,gave up on cable moons ago😤🌗😅‼️ One reason is ecause this Free app , alone has over 4000 unblvbly 😃👌 GREAT shows movies music , on demand or live. Honeymooners r on demand on Tubi If you're already aware of all this sorry ! I just don't want anyone to miss out You will be in your glory😁 never mind 😂🤣😅 laughing all night 😂+ what's better than that?! And Awwway we Go🌜🌗🌛 🌜🌃✨🌙I absolutely love your comment ,agree 💯👍.. Time to get coZY with The GREAT One now 📺 C u in tvland🌗🌜🌃🌛

[@cynthiasmith4130]

@@DianaChick-ge1it Yes, I got it on Tubi, thank you.. I also watch, The Munster's, one of my favorite show's!!!! 👍👍👍💯💯%!!!!!

[@robertthomas6127]

I Love Alice ! Actually it's a wonder that the door to their apartment hasn't fallen off the hinges as often as it is slammed closed.

[@guomondur9248]

LOL, he threw Ralph under the bus within seconds 😆😆

[@62202ify]

I look forward to New Year's Day because if this show on WB11, but now have the entire series on DVD. So now I can watch it on New Year's Day without interuption.

[@paulkosik5474]

Classic Series-Diamond in the Rough.

[@susanduva1088]

Ralph.is like a lion but his bark is bigger then his bite Ralph had a heart of gold and so did Alice she loved to see ralph.rant.and rave one and the greatest shows of all time I love Lucy was another great one as well merry Christmas and peace and love and up the irons maiden.manic🤟🤟⭐⭐🎸🎸🤘🤘🇬🇧🇬🇧🎶🎶🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎸🎸🎸🎸🎶🎶

[@tomcorley238]

Still love these episodes today!

[@logan5326]

I once spoke to my wife like Ralph did to Alice, and in less than 30 seconds, I had two suitcases with wheels right outside the front door! That’s what I called service! 😁

[@stimactzedvard7556]

I know better than to talk to my wife like that

[@grammardynamite9764]

@@stimactzedvard7556 Most sensible men do. 💣

[@kevinpyne5808]

Stanley is a big mouse.

[@Mike-kv5pl]

Are you a man or a mouse? You put some cheese down and you'll find out (Groucho)

[@ritabenson9281]

Hes a real man who Respects his wife unlike you FOOL

[@Milton754]

Agnes would get on my nerves.

[@rogetprice920]

Dido.

[@benkleschinsky]

Honestly Norman Lear must have drawn huge influence from Gleason’s character as the inspiration for Archie Bunker

[@johnsmind]

Great comedy is truth mixed with timing and this is an excellent example.

[@kareembeaman8080]

Stanley was a weasel

[@Brian_tim]

You can say that again

[@seanmontgomery801]

NO,Ralph was the weasel ,giving Stanley bad advice and interfering in his marriage to Agnes.Bad move!Why didn't he get his own slippers,pipe,and who knows what else?His hands aren't broken.Shameful,treating his wife like a slave,ridiculous.

[@socksumi]

A sniveling rat.

[@rd8370]

Stanley reminds me of Harvey’s friend.

[@lashawnminabaptista1024]

Love the show

[@DJL0455]

Timelessly funny!

[@stephenkisala4375]

Agnes: "I knew it couldn't be Stanley's fault! It's all your husband's fault, Alice!" If Agnes "knew it couldn't be Stanley's fault", why did she leave him in the first place?

[@willmack5909]

She was a newlywed, a rookie mistake.

[@Capt-Intrepid]

Of course it's Stanley's fault. Ralph only offered his opinion. Stanley voluntarily chose to adopt it. The 1950's...

[@XJarhead360]

Folks, this was a simple comedy show. Y'll reading too much into the script. This was a half hour comedy not a Dr. Phil episode.

[@DavidWCooke]

@@Capt-Intrepid Exactly

[@auggie803]

@@DavidWCooke -Yeah,Just enjoy the show and don't put it under a microscope.

[@markrobinson9531]

Ralph irrefutably sets himself up for just desserts every time

[@sylviamelvin4544]

The old comedy shows are better than the show that are on nowadays

[@TheRealLaughingGravy]

Alice was such a babe. After all these years, I still go for her.

[@socksumi]

Best imitation of Ralph Kramden I saw was by John Candy on an episode of SCTV.

[@jolly7041]

THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN!!

[@michellepost5232]

The set of Ralph and Alice's apartment reminds me of apartments used in silent movies.

[@georgemaster6356]

This is probably the only time that Ralph didn't yell at Norton to leave.

[@petedelavega6094]

Hello can't match the honey mooners love em I'm 72 and I'm still watching them. Love them

[@garyharrison8842]

They haven't had the new years marathon here for a few years now.but I get them with fire stick now.

[@barbaramashburn7980]

I love Alice ❤️! Hilarious!

[@chrisdikovics3580]

He's a beast !

[@stevie68a]

Gleason plays with such conviction that makes it real.

[@thetruthman3422]

Lol that’s my boy in the master of my house no doubt

[@WillsJazzLoft]

It's hilarious how Ralph tries to assert his authority as 'the mastah' 🤣

[@TomPark1986]

I had and have a mad crush on Alice to this very day.

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

I have one in Ralph actually😃👌✨‼️ Didn't start when I first saw it. Was only 8 seeing reruns in early70s But maybe since 8os I think he's a DOLL ! Big, ADORABLE face love his dimples , his hilariousa mannerisms. I know how you feel ,I'm still mad at myself that I didn't get a chance meet the Great One ‼️🌜🌃✨🌠📺🌗✨🌛

[@georgemaster4225]

The only time that Ralph didn't yell at Norton to get out.

[@PearsonJd2]

Another in the many classic Honeymooners moments. Tut,Tut the master gave you an order. Norton: Trixie is not going to the movies,you know why she's not going,because I said so 🤣😂😁😆

[@margaretgarrity2792]

James Pearson d

[@margaretgarrity2792]

James Pearson oo

[@DianaChick-ge1it]

😂😂😂😂😂😃👌📺🌃🌜🌠🌗✨📺✨🌛

[@joshberman3659]

He's been a troublemaker ever since he got into our perfectly happy normal family? Well.........I guess Alice's family isn't so perfectly happy nor even normal anymore once she married Ralph😏

[@noahmijo]

Tut tut Alice none of your feeble excuses!!

[@Danielseven-ir2mq]

The master forgives you.

[@DavidWCooke]

What a snitch! Just wait 'til they get back to the lodge.

[@rogetprice920]

Yeah i know we all have snitches in our lives in fact my roommate is a snitch most of the time.

[@Daniel-nf8pp]

Would you mind leaving the premises ?

[@nikkinikac6453]

Norton pours gas into the fire

[@rafaelsolorzano700]

I know every single detail...

[@song9119]

“Another one of your well calculated plans that went to pot”

[@kevinmuzerMetalMind64]

Me too movement and radical feminist would love this episode!

[@jonnylawrence3818]

Tut tut, none of your feeble excuses 🤣🤣

[@marsazorean62]

There are commentators here trying to rationalize the characters . Give me a break people. It's the 50's and a COMEDY.

[@XJarhead360]

Amen!

[@mawel1955]

Audrey Meadows mentioned this episode in an interview once. She pointed out that after Gleason said, "The master has spoken", he made a gesture with his hand to show her he had forgotten the rest of his lines. You can see Audrey notice the gesture and how she had to think fast, so she saved the scene by ad-libbing, "Now that you've got your gas bag filled, why don't you blow away." Then, Gleason was able to fake it until Audrey started with the 'how could you's'.

[@LBF522]

Interesting to know. Nice to know that they worked well together.

[@richardhommel867]

He's a beast

[@robertrodriguez3927]

Tut Tut woman... No feeble excuses allowed.

[@larry930legend]

Why didn't you have my robe and skippers out so when I come home they're convenient for me to slip into? Don't you know I'm Ralph Kramden,everything I say goes I'm the king of my castle and you're nothing. Everything has to be perfect when I get home from work. I'm the king of my castle.

[@ericgoldfarb4870]

Stanley is a blabermouth!!!

[@jasonhurd4379]

Ralph never understood that Alice was always right and he was always wrong. Shoulda just clammed up and listened to her instead of running off at the mouth all the time.

[@mauriceferguson1]

What do you expect , he's a mope.!! That kills me lol lol lol..!

[@jasonhurd4379]

@@mauriceferguson1 😂😂😂

[@danielsiciliano1716]

Jason Hurd i agree jason 100 percent. My thoughts exactly!

[@seanmontgomery801]

I think the reason that all those supposed hare brained schemes Alice keeps calling Ralph's plans is because they never work out good for him or if he needs cash for it to work,he's always turned down.On most of these sketches,It's always Ralph that has to make amends for crazy stuff that happened,Alice only had one time she had to make amends for hiding the telephone explaining she was babysitting so she could pay for the phone herself.They should have even episodes of both apologizing,would be more fair.

[@danielbaugher826]

The mashed potatoes have spoken 😂

[@louisd95714]

Stanley is a snitch. LOL!

[@piggypooo]

Tut! Tut!🤣🤣

[@Robster543210]

Stanley did not have to listen to Ralph; he could have made his own decision on his marriage.

[@LBF522]

I agree. Yes Ralph gave him bad advice but it was Stanley's decision to listen.

[@sheldonhchambliss1385]

a trouble maker and our family lol lol 😆

[@dawnheistand912]

thanx

[@garyharrison8842]

I think they should do a remake of the honeymooners.kevin James would be perfect for the part of Ralph kramden .he's got the same build.

[@stevyluv743]

Well I would say Mike & molly's own Billy gardell because he's the only guy thaat got thaat Ralph kramden potential & every time I see those episode's where he gets upset whether his wife or is his partner friend... I like Kevin james 2 but I would pick gardell

[@rafaelsolorzano700]

Oh Stanley..

[@bostonblackie9503]

People just look like people. They are not all dressed up to the 9.

[@rosannegailey9907]

Big dope

[@douglaslegrand4792]

My name is douglas and I love watching the honeymooner's??

[@dudleyforrester2150]

That’s all pass now sweet face

[@dennismclaurin1487]

There were 39 original episodes but they only show 38 I remember one from 1979 where Alice says I demand my rights ,Ralph Then Ralph says You want your rights Alice I'll give you your rights - And I'll give you a couple of lefts ,too !

[@marcweissman5752]

There are in fact 39 "classic" episodes that were filmed in 1955-56 and are shown in syndication. The one you are referring to from 1979 was one of 4 "specials" that were shown on ABC. There were also several "color" episodes in the 60s that included the cast singing at times. Not to mention a litany of "lost" episodes that were originally part of Jackie Gleason's variety show from 1951-1957.

[@Kat.Evangeline14]

Great Show - but: The woman on the left has an Adam's Apple & manly features. Hollywood sure is weird.

[@mackermaldrill2656]

Agnes looks hot.

[@melaninsmithxx5414]

You must mean temperature wise??

[@goback3spaces]

Stanley gets off too light, in my opinion. Nobody put a gun to his head and ordered him to parrot Ralph's attitude! All Ralph did was talk, and talk is cheap. At least Ralph has a little personality. Stanley is just a doormat.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Thank you. Well said.

[@steffybabes]

And they only did it for one year

[@robertmikita5745]

Classic

[@miked1311]

All men are beasts!!!

[@miajackie8041]

U ok

[@miked1311]

Watch the episode doc

[@YesYou123333]

What are Agnes and Alice wearing the same dress?

[@giovannisanseviero5726]

These were the typical "house dresses" of the common class 40s and 50s. Also considered "at-home garments," they were practical for doing choirs in and around the house while remaining comfortable and maintaining a ladylike respect and appeal. This is what I learned while researching fads and fashion for my own writing projects of the same eras. The below link also touches on your inquiry: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_dress Hope this helped.

[@KiddGalaxxy]

I wish these Broads today would wear one. There kind of cute/

[@kimberlygray699]

Very similar but the color of the trim was different

[@sluggzmcgee7420]

@@giovannisanseviero5726 Chores not choirs {But I dig where ya coming from}.

[@Janotes]

Also known as the Pat Perkins Dress..

[@BAPSBhajanKirtan]

Lol

[@jafll141]

Stanley looks 80 and Agnes looks 25 😂

[@rma3_3_3]

🤣🤣😂😅🤣😂😅😂

[@joshberman3659]

Do I even need to make a comment about what would happen if Ralph married Agnes instead of Alice?

[@eduardoalvarado1244]

Puede ser un capítulo de padre de familia o de los Simpson 😂😂