The Merge is Coming | Pregame Discharge

[@AesirSW]

I think it's been like 5 years of Lyle telling us there's no gold behind our money and every year he continues to be proven right.

[@iller3]

It's his version of a Kill Switch. It's how he signals to us that he's still Lyle and not a replicant yet

[@tannermattingly4462]

I was watching one of those Business Lunch Shows for Big Business people, and one of the talking heads started talking about how you're an idiot for not investing in gold. Lyle was right, Business was left.

[@ContaminatedBeef]

we hyperinflation now woooooooooooooooooooo

[@Mikewee777]

Gold is worthless. Jewish silver is going to the moon .

[@Silenthero66]

@@Mikewee777 Gold is, almost by definition, literally not worthless. It is practically worth incarnate. I think you're probably joking but just the sentence "gold is worthless" give me a mild brain aneurysm.

[@TeethSkylark]

I read the title, "The Merge is Coming," And I immediately thought of the dimensional merge.

[@kenetickups6146]

Same here

[@SneedBass]

You're not the only one, but I think Lyle knows about Chris and the merge, so it was probably a little nod to it

[@theprofesionalist7927]

The merge is coming, Lyle just predicted the plot of the devolver digital conference.

[@SneedBass]

The merge has already happened, when Chris got arrested the demon that is sonichu transfered over to Ethan Ralph and now he's on a downward spiral.

[@maximilianklinger2712]

@@theprofesionalist7927 I was legit looking for a comment like this.

[@BitestheStuff]

Thanks to Pregame Discharge, I was able to channel my revengeance towards my covid and fight it in a physical form inside an abandoned taco bell that was set aflame by thunder cracking from the sky. Thanks to these helpful tips, I now test negative for covid. Thanks Lyle!

[@anthonydeadman]

What the hell is that glowing money thing next to your comment? It's too shiny and it looks like a deadly virus that could suck the life out of me.

[@lucasrodriguez7208]

@@anthonydeadman erm, I think thats a computer worm

[@bgill7475]

@@anthonydeadman it’s a way to donate and comment at the same time.

[@justsayin._.]

Thunder is just sound

[@WrathClub]

Hell yeah! Glad you kicked its ass!

[@JimJava007]

That "food critic tasting savory" bit is the second time I've seen Dad take something from Zero Punctuation and go in a complete other direction with it.

[@tannerhilken9944]

Dad is finally back with the “Gamer Milk” and “Gamer Cigarettes”

[@ShenDoodles]

(Cum and vape pens)

[@Efrenxrazor95]

“Sonic hired that man” had me weak and “honky impact” just knocked me down with laughter

[@nellenbacher]

This is a total bullshit scam isn't it? I got the same thing.

[@Bakechochin]

cheers for the high-integrity revenge father, lot of utter fuckin dross revenge in the world today but you're keeping it credible and maintaining professional standards

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

I feel weird about "Wholesome" being a genre of game, now. Part of me wants to say that commoditizing a group of games based on how they're supposed to make you feel is a little dread-inducing, but I guess we already do that with Horror games and Comedy films. Maybe it's because a lot of people who self-brand as "Wholesome" have, in my experience, turned out to be frothing psychotics. I dunno. Something about there being a direct just for "Wholesome games" rubs me the wrong way.

[@GiatrosDys]

It's like we're living the dystopian dream where conglomerates took the concept of art and bastardized it into chugging $100 deluxe emotion sodas.

[@pureevil9496]

It's absolutely awful and anyone who identifies as wholesome should be avoided at any and all costs.

[@professordetective807]

I mean, better than comparing everything not edgy to Animal Crossing or A Short Hike.

[@kodybuffettwilson]

People who push the modernist interpretation of "wholesome" are, more often than not, deeply hateful people.

[@massghully]

I wish it used any word other than the Reddit word

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Once again Lyle has given us more content to pass the miserable time we have left on this godforsaken earth

[@kurayamik1]

I can only be grateful for more papa Lyle content as it's the only thing that keeps me going anymore

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

My Dog and video games keep me going! and my dog is getting old… And games are what they are now…

[@BrickedUpp]

The Ave Maria was gold. Especially with it playing in the back

[@Vyruz64]

I'm just here for the intros, pure and simple. They have so much chaotic energy that you can feel it just oozing off your screen. And because of that, when I see a new PGD, first thing I do is link it to EVERYONE, and then watch it myself. I'm already THAT confident that the intro will be good each and every goddamn time.

[@TheGreenM6n]

Honestly, this is my main source for gaming news. More fun than E3 itself.

[@JacintoVG]

Can’t express how hyped I am for another e3 episode, far more hyped than I’ve been for an actual video game in years.

[@phaidreo]

Oh my God, Kyle, I truly admire everything about your editing. I adore to no degree. Having started editing a bit, I can see how much love these videos have, my dude!

[@CameraColossus]

Thanks bud, appreciate it

[@gamer65688]

God I love Pregame Discharge so much, I never step out of my room because I always want to be there when it gets posted. My family has growing concerns over my wellbeing for some reasons, something about not eating as much and pretty much staring at the monitor everyday. I don't entirely understand why and I honestly don't care anymore because, honestly, Pregame Discharge is the only thing in life that *actually matters.*

[@AIagremm]

I don't even like video games, I just like to watch Lyle shorten his lifespan by dealing with the game industry's shit.

[@shlabbiedoo22]

I love my gaming news like how I love my regular news: From a single source and from a loud man yelling at me. Amazing work as always, Lyle👍

[@zigfaust]

Lyle is the Tucker Carlson of gaming. Except Lyle is competent, tells the truth (half the time), and can actually please a gal (or guy) to completion.

[@generalfletch7043]

My favorite intro from you is still the one making fun of scientists bc they won’t let you in the machine and then turn on the machine

[@BeaverDaBeaver]

One of the few things that put a smile on my face every time is Pregame Discharge

[@LordCantalo]

"THERE'S NO GOLD BEHIND OUR MONEY!" HE SAID THE THING!

[@throwachair4574]

I hate myself because when Lyle said “OR JUST WATCH THE PREGAME DISCHARGE AT THE END OF THE MONTH” I said “WOO” and started clapping out loud in my kitchen

[@onimonki]

Lyle I cannote express how much of a good time I have watching pregame discharge, I don't think you get enough recognition for being such a creative and fun dude and I only wish I could get quality content like this more often on the internet, saludos desde México te quiero mucho

[@DougieFresh_83]

I'm full and ready for my monthly discharge.

[@really1337]

"Have a Maria?" I don't know why but that joke was really funny to me.

[@aproperschmuck9716]

Thanks for another episode of this show Lyle. I look forward to the end of every month for this stuff

[@DaedNevar]

honestly love these so much. ur sensical nonsensical-ness is really entertaining. feels like ur freeballing a script thats mostly just bullet points

[@austinstyer612]

Lmao great intro as always, thanks Lyle, love your content man

[@SamahLama]

I missed actual KZbin videos. Love this series

[@DoomBulge]

I always look forward to my monthly dose of dad's discharge!

[@TheCat_3]

Of you want to give him money you should just do it through patreon as they take a lot less then KZbin does

[@jorgegutierrez8588]

The intro reveals that Lyle is really a Yakuza game villain.

[@parodysam]

more people need to be aware of embraced group

[@ashenwanderer3592]

That intro was God-Tier

[@elihodges5593]

This opening was possibly the best one you've done yet bro, the implication of a john wick-esque comic book reality with different factions of revenge seekers was a trip

[@frofrozzty]

The opening monologues are pure gold. Every time, without fail.

[@AbadonXXX]

“Geneva revengtions? More like geneva suggestions!” -dad probably

[@bsgeneral121]

The summer Geoff fest. Where Geoff just tells you his summer plans for 2 hours.

[@theexploderofworlds3855]

"Ambassador of vengance" is an amazing title i wish i coined myself.

[@AngryPeopleStudios]

That the most genuine "What the fuck is going on???" I have ever hear

[@ethanc7475]

Nothing quenches my undying thirst for gamer content like Lyle’s Pregame Discharge.

[@n0isyturtle]

My body is ready for big brain Chad Web3 gaming!

[@sablen1319]

The openings are always such bangers

[@gigastrike2]

Good job not missing the Sonic news.

[@flippinhoo]

I've watched that first section of the video at least a dozen times, I can't believe Lyle is our rabbit hole guide for potential video game money laundering

[@joncetrent4315]

I want a compilation of the beginning of every pregame discharge

[@bluesmandingo]

Nice PGDC Wrath, rock on!

[@RogueCrocodile]

Oh shit you used RussianBadger’s singular clap, my two favorite internet lads

[@Pebphiz]

Looking forward to the big helping of gamer discharge next month.

[@jaunty-jay4971]

Always hits the nail on the head. Always.

[@therrfuin7897]

3:16 Lyles best Oney impression

[@morningcoffeeOW]

Bada** Intro!

[@MrBlue-os7su]

Lyle was always my 7th favorite oney plays character but this show is top notch

[@zigfaust]

The Embracer Group being the new owners of Deus Ex is levels of terrifying irony that we will never escape.

[@CerberusB1]

Wooo, Greedfall. Excited for that

[@junaidazam12]

The only video game show i watch to keep myself updated .

[@mistertwister7858]

just the ammount of rage and revenge I was hungry for

[@Violent_Wolfen]

Looking forward to next month.

[@droan9433]

The only reliable source for gaming news

[@sketchyraven7609]

Legend

[@Horatio787]

Thanks for saving me the time watching an entire nintendo direct by rapid fire showing me the three interesting looking new ones.

[@vonbrewskie9361]

This is so great man. Good at driving by the way? Good God. I'm a FedEx guy. That one...that one really jimmied my jammies.

[@MrMighty147]

Hurray, another episode! My life has meaning again.

[@SleeplessCityKid]

This intro got my sub XD

[@soadsam]

3:17 YES IT DOES. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS. still looks cool though

[@travis4272]

Dude that intro was both the ramblings of a madman and the most genius thing I've ever heard as well.

[@travis4272]

Also I'm definitely watching next month's cause I don't give a bakers fuck about any of this lmao

[@NeoDJDAN]

The Douglas Fir Tree should be Lyle's queen piece on the chess board of vengeance. I approve.

[@Crazyboutpeace]

Good work as always, great revenge, thanks for the laughies

[@athenathepooppooppoop8593]

Couldn't agree more and stellar content my dude 💢

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

5:38 *Its Theenoose*

[@TheCDNdevil]

It’s been 5 years of baby fingers? Holy moly!

[@HunterSentinel]

....I fucking love this intro!

[@disguyovahea]

Voice sounds in top form bruh

[@coldjustus]

The Purge is coming: Memegame Discharge

[@Zackapo]

I want more Lyle

[@sicor94]

I will follow lyle's advice and ignore most of those not-E3 shows so that he can blast me with all of that gaming goo all over.

[@tivvy2vs21]

I was playing mankind divided for the first time when square sold eidos so that made me happy

[@Roi985]

I always forget to turn my volume down to a minimum before watching these

[@Bluesbrother75]

Only thing I look forward to

[@theonlytnargmatt]

I'm gonna start referring to the Geneva convention as "no bitch shit".

[@BUGHUNTER6]

Thanks Lyle

[@Ramsey276one]

That start was AMAZING 2:40 WHAT Asmodee? *WHY?!*

[@DarkysLPs]

Finally the wait is over, thanks dad.

[@dedotated]

this is the dimensional merge the great one warned us about

[@GamersRegretYT]

Great video to start my day 🤩

[@badenialshreebley91]

Thanks for sitting through all the gamer feces so I could get the bullet points, genuinely appreciate this show

[@Gudamangipo]

I hope all this doesn't lead to another gaming crash

[@MarioGMan25]

Aw no Norman Reedus talking about Ms. Pac-Man and Death Stranding 2

[@joshweiland3312]

can't wait for more "No Game, No Hype"

[@ronwinters3571]

Those specific Board Games are pretty popular. It's crazy.

[@mainh.d7386]

Lyles tweet about killing the masked men so they can’t get his Xbox, still cracks me up immensely

[@El-Burrito]

Lyle makes good tweets

[@bornalive91]

Wait did I miss the ape escape info? Or was it just for the thumbnail?

[@baronvonsmooth5017]

Thanks again Lyle, for another banger

[@googleuser3163]

I want to see Ape Escape meets Death Stranding

[@jakass]

Papi Lyle making me need to replace ally pants and underwear all at once somehow

[@belinskiparadox7687]

When will he say "I'm Lyle Wrath and I'm here in my Lyle Bath"

[@videogameguy323]

I’ve been thinking for the last few months that it’s been a while since dads mentioned there’s no gold behind our money thanks for the refresh

[@Starman_Dx]

We all know the rules of nature, but we abide by the rules of revengance.

[@Nitsuj293]

Pregame Discharge out vengeanced E3 and now it will vengeance it's corpse that has been dressed up to be called "Summer Games Fest"

[@adrian210597]

“It could be you, it could be me!!! It could even be…”

[@ghalleonorez]

Stay a while and yell, we missed you, and didn’t swear vengeance in your absence… but that was a lie and we’re sorry

[@bblue42]

8:45 - 8:48 Does anyone know what game that was? It looks a bit like American Mcgee's Alice? I found it! It's Lost In Random.