The Millionaire Matchmaker - SNL

[@anneishapersaud7908]

“There is no way I’m working with her let’s go meet her right now” goddamnit lmao

[@kellyypineda]

Tamica Persaud LMAO DEAD

[@thepragmaticexistentialist]

That's what usually happens when Patty's assistants bring her a client who wants what they cannot attract. LOL

[@Nimesay1]

The ACCURACY ..😂

[@ernieD]

@@Nimesay1 Is that you Lovitz? ACT-iinngg! ;>)

[@ljdelaney2286]

Was that really funny to u?

[@lisamelroy2855]

Scarlett's exaggerated, fish-face frown was truly a thing to behold - and so perfect! I forgot that Patti used to make a face like that...a lot!!

[@Readysetgo2007]

Yeah but she was also smiling sometimes and that wasn't represented here at all. I still appreciated the effort though. 🙂

[@jennygInspired]

I didn't expect the ending to be so freaking cute.

[@kathrynwolfe9020]

JustJeN 😎💝😎💝😎💝

[@sparklemotion101ni3]

@Dorian Graye Two questions, just for you: (1) Who is Loren Michaels? and (2) How do you watch youtube with your head so far up your own ass?

[@lowkeylokii4205]

for real. the dork was fun to laugh at for her expectations but there was something kind of wholesome about how excited she was for her sweet piece of ham who seized out toward the end there 😂

[@tomvolz3760]

That’s it, no more mole people

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Scarlet really did a great job

[@behindthevelvetrope]

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[@monkeywkeys3916]

She done good

[@pety200]

Absolutely nailed it!

[@alh06]

@Triggered4Treats She played her perfectly

[@matildadrape8363]

@Triggered4Treats have you ever watched snl its meant to be satire lmao

[@jasminoberleitner5498]

Scarlett looks so good with the black wig

[@bigman4407]

...she looks good in anything

[@FAMINE_R1]

... also without anything 👌

[@bigman4407]

@@FAMINE_R1 damn right!

[@87channels]

Shut up

[@electraheart7745]

True.

[@ditherdather]

Scarlett's face when she's grossed out is awesome.

[@sofienichols14]

It’s an exact replica of how My face is when I’m grossed out

[@jennifergersch9126]

Yes!!! Real comic timing.

[@Nerdyplaneresident]

That face was hilarious

[@fromulus]

Tbh it's always awesome.

[@waj1999]

Vanessa Bayer and Taran Killam are destined to be remembered as one of those underrated SNL cast members that weren’t appreciated enough.

[@razaalee9477]

I have seen desi for the first time in snl comment box. Good to see that.

[@harrytee7159]

Vanessa is amazing

[@hd-xc2lz]

Waiting for them both to re-emerge in film or sitcom.

[@BrianYoungauthor]

No one is underrated you tard.

[@emmavero6307]

Including Sasheer

[@johnwalker9817]

Did Candice find true love? Who knows? Who cares? *Shut up*

[@Loxias1989]

I felt that

[@bobsnow6242]

We were monarchs and such brother

[@N1ght44]

Who knows? Who cares? *YOU DECIDE*

[@maltibalti9650]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@N1ght44 Shut up!

[@TretheZeldaFan]

“Then I’ll move my shoulders in a sexy come hither way” I’m done!!😂

[@mirafawn1019]

What? That doesn't do it for you?! Damn I need to change up my game, lol

[@TretheZeldaFan]

Mira Fawn I’m curious...what’s your next go-to move

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Trevious James 😂😂😂

[@thebrideofghostface]

Tbh it'd work on me

[@realbeautyness25]

I'm START doing that

[@Bee-id6nv]

"She's like Oprah if Oprah was white and horrible to be around" So Ellen then.

[@jennifer9047]

Haha! 😂🤣😂

[@DB64LifeEntertainment]

😂😂😂

[@sitcomsTV]

🤣🤣🤣 Bingo!!!

[@pacificalilac8637]

😂😂😂😂 right

[@luluharshie3929]

LMAOOO TRUE

[@princesspeasant4536]

I can't believe this is actually based on a real show.

[@MADDMOODY516]

You lie

[@fododude]

It must be difficult to satirize something so ridiculous to start with.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

It's really not far from the truth thh

[@eversor5166]

I googled it.... this sketch and the "real" show is indistinguishable.

[@crystall.411]

I used to watch it 😂

[@Silvanas85]

"You got champagne taste and ass face." That had me rolling 🤣. I would like to see Scarlett do a scene with Colin and Michael.

[@lrturner4141]

I still got tears in my eyes 😂😂

[@uttaradit2]

sums me up

[@kimberlee440]

I can't believe she said it with a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrDino1953]

I think she’s already doing scenes with Colin, but in private.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Classic line! 😂😂😂

[@calebstandley5814]

“If a guy takes it out, sit on it”

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

Words to live by lmao

[@alejandrasanchez1402]

I think NoiseCannon has a NEW new tinder bio.

[@vernonsalisbury5276]

@@UnchainedMelodie92 keeper lol

[@kinglyone7172]

best line of the skit

[@marianolasco251]

@sepideh majd While at dinner if he takes out a chair then sit on it This is what it means ....yup

[@magnoliaroses0]

*There is no way I’m working with her - let’s go meet her*

[@ChihuahuaChappie]

#unwantedivanka

[@Ell_GameZone]

The millionaire matchmaker needs to be a SNL series

[@dannydark1452]

So should The View hahaha

[@lumiere7216]

OMG TOtally!

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Is that what you want? Will they make it a series? Who cares shut up! 😂😂😂

[@mikewoodson6930]

“There’s no way I’m working with her! Let’s go meet her right now.” Spot on.

[@dannydark1452]

Ikr! I've seen every single episode of every single season and this is SO ON lol

[@IHARumor]

"You look like a visible fart." Hahaha I really need to use that line irl 😂

[@modiggady]

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[@B3ARCAT]

I always though those were just called poop 😬

[@87channels]

@@modiggady Shut up

[@poe12]

Great pickup line 😆

[@Nerdynate253]

@@B3ARCAT, what she was saying. She looks like shit.

[@Polo-rp9hk]

Scarlett’s “D:” face has me dead

[@Kukuyoutube9]

Lol you made the face 😂

[@dorourke105]

@@Kukuyoutube9 Was it funny? Yes shut up I agree with you

[@inamartina9985]

I know

[@ameliel8792]

This acting is actually amazing. The way she is able to completely turn her mouth upside down with repulsion and superiority just like Patti 😂

[@jennifergersch9126]

And hold it for several seconds.

[@floodlime8620]

It’s actually not hard to do, try it

[@jennifergersch9126]

I love how her tone never waivers in this whole sketch. They should do a longer version of it, too.

[@ashv9565]

Omg her impression is spot on.

[@matzohgirl]

GMNEESON Yasssss!

[@aswinastro]

Scarlett is so underrated at comedy, she should try doing comedy roles when she gets the chance

[@razorrich]

Champagne Taste and an A$$ Face, *LOL!*

[@kb-rr1wb]

🤣😂😂

[@oscarfun100]

I lost it after the ass face XD

[@Gl6619]

💀 💀💀💀💀

[@SchibbiSchibbi]

LMAO... best part!!!

[@johnbertrand7185]

Johansson totally nails the complete and utter contempt Patti Stanger had for both her clients and the people who worked for her.

[@Readysetgo2007]

She was just honest and direct. She wasn't this mean like she was portrayed here. She was just trying to convince the clients to be more realistic and avoid being too much demanding. "How you gonna find anyone with that very long list with demands?" I think it's a good question. 🙂

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@Readysetgo2007 Your 💯 % correct more people need to hear this. Both men & woman. Especially those woman who are butt ugly & overweight yet think they deserve a millionaire husband! 😂😂😂

[@point-bl4nk]

This originally aired when it was already time for the Black Widow solo movie

[@lochofmceo]

What?

[@point-bl4nk]

@@lochofmceo this is from 2010

[@andrewscott7728]

At least she stopped aging in the intervening years to be ready.

[@jacobwaters1147]

The episode or the video? Because they announced a Black Widow movie back in 2010 but was in development hell but eventually got green lit in like 2018

[@starshake8998]

Yeah, they waited too long on that and then made it dull. :(

[@xZippy]

Scarlett plays her character so well that it physically hurts a bit.

[@WhatFC]

No matter how many times I see this sketch it makes me laugh.

[@morgank936]

Why is nobody talking about how this "Candice" character sounds just like Missy from Big Mouth!!

[@applesandlemoncake]

Omg couldn't stop thinking about that! Thought I was the only one 🤣

[@abigailmarkey9725]

THANK YOU! I WAS SCROLLING FOR THIS COMMENT!

[@mamadana08]

This was like watching two Michael Cera’s find love.

[@songbird6414]

*walks into a room where no one is talking* “Alright everyone, SHUT UP”

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Love that part! Sets the tone for the whole sketch! 😂😂😂

[@kypie8]

Scarlett does a great impersonation of Patti Stanger - perfect deadpan line deliveries & mannerisms 👌🏼

[@danhurl1349]

I love how the options she gives her are a blind man, a child, what appears to be an Orthodox priest (who can only get married before they become priests) or monk (who’s wife has to be dead or nonexistent), and then the perfect guy for her

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

The cast of men to choose from was spot on! 😂😂😂

[@darryl2542]

"You have champagne taste and an ass face" is one of the funniest lines ever on this show.

[@CindyQ17]

OMG I laughed out loud so many times. Her facial expressions and voice are gold! Especially the slack jawed stunned looks. Excellent Scarlett!

[@adambugala705]

"Right now the bar's here. It needs to be here. So it covers your face." I died.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Brilliant line! 😂

[@_____7512]

“Champagne taste and an ass face” I died!!’ 😂😂

[@lukedoingthings983]

How Scarlett just yells is so accurate for tv hosts i love this

[@elixtirr2611]

This skit deserved more laughs, in my opinion. It was absurdly hilarious.

[@darryl2542]

"You have champagne taste and an ass face" is going in my notebook.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@darryl2542 That's definitely a keeper! 😂

[@CallieMasters5000]

I miss that matchmaker show. It had terrible results but some entertaining moments.

[@xanithofdragons]

Honestly it was so inspiring seeing those rich people who totally fail at dating. Like, my dating skills aren't bad in comparison. 🤣

[@Nimesay1]

I liked it too

It's still on TV.

This was an accurate depiction of the show. I was hoping the skit would go on longer.

[@HS-sr2qb]

This skit is based on a real show? Christ!

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@HS-sr2qb It sure is! Which makes it even more hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@АнтонАнтонов-д3с]

- Did she find true love? Who knows?.. WHO CARES?! SHUT UP!

[@blueskyjedi1990]

No

[@kapsga]

Anyone living off of “champagne taste” line? ❤️

[@mananexus]

It had me rolling

[@hirakchat]

It was the best one !!! Too hilarious

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I can’t take Black Widow seriously with that accent.

[@khaleesisnow7976]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache no matter where I go on KZbin....I always see you in the comments

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you ever gonna regrow you’re mustache?

[@chaseroush6503]

Even the "shan-dah-lee-yah" sketches?

[@cooperhilinsky6361]

She sounds like the Long Island Medium

[@marinamartinez6886]

What accent? She's a Jersey girl.

[@msk3905]

“You have Champagne tastes with an ass face”. I will be stealing this line hilarious!

[@AprilRules]

I love the millionaire matchmaker. It’s the only show where you can see a cocktail waitress turn down a millionaire because he’s being obnoxious.

[@YvonneMendezRealtor]

2:10 *The Millionnaire Matchmaker" does that expression!* *I luv that show! Scarlett looks pretty with dark hair*

[@MissKaylie96]

Scarlett's 'you gotta be kidding me' face though 😂 it's both adorable and hilarious at the same time

[@jadeeeeeee07]

Scarlett Johansson is perfect for this role.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Absolutely it was made for her. The writing was amazing as well.

[@monicaangelini3324]

Ms Johansson is perhaps one of the top guests. She really enjoys doing this

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

You can tell she's having a ball doing these sketches! 😂😂😂

[@Potentialaj]

The writers were totally on top of their game with this. Excellent lines.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Absolutely the writing was brilliant! 😂

[@chrxssytina]

Scarlett's facial expressions are on top 😂

[@Authortheadora]

Scarlett should b a regular, every skit she takes on is fabulously funny. She's a great talent.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

She's got amazing talent & the writing is brilliant. You can tell the writer really knows how to bring out the best in her. It's always hilarious!

[@mirafawn1019]

*Ya lewk like a visible fart* LMAO omg 🤦‍♀️

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

If she's working w/millionaires why didn't she offer a makeover? Easy peezy

[@mirafawn1019]

@@UnwaveringBackBone Idk if "The Millionaire Matchmaker" is still on but, oh man I used to watch it and she would definitely have these Women get makeovers but she was legit *just* as mean as in this skit. My "fave" was when she'd straight FORCE any woman with curly/wavy hair to *immediately* get it straightened because "Men do NOT like curly hair okay!! It's DISGUSTING to have curly hair!!" This one girl refused to change her hair, came back and Patty literally bitched her out 😳. Crazy.

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

@@mirafawn1019 wow didn't know this was an actual show. Alot guys actually like curly hair. She crazy!

[@mirafawn1019]

@@UnwaveringBackBone I know right? Oh look the show up, there's gotta be clips on KZbin. All types of hair can be beautiful! Her standards are kRazY. And *cough* *cough* just wait till you see her. Let's just say she's not a Scarlett Johansson, ahem...😏

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

@@mirafawn1019 😂😂 your honesty is hilarious. Yeah she's a butter face w/champagne taste

[@isaiahpero7837]

I've never once seen the real Millionaire Matchmaker, but I still somehow know that this parody is soooooo accurate!! 😂🤣

[@dannydark1452]

As someone who has seen every episode of every season more than once and someone who shares the exact same birthday as a person Scarlett Johansson is playing as her name is Patty yes I have to say this is an incredibly accurate in fact they were a little too nice LOL

[@reggiehill5]

This has become one of my all time favorite SNL skits. ScarJo nailed it.

[@sam2011ize]

She is such a great actor.....even in funny skits

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"But for you... if a guy takes it out, you sit on it..." ----- LMAO

[@jackinralph1]

Scarlett is so freaking fiiiine

[@aiieeee5166]

Scarlett Johanssen's delivery is perfect every time

[@redzoom7857]

The fantasy land thing is such a Patti comment. Lol

[@br33zy771]

"what gumba jew are we helping this week" lol

[@MerDuke]

Diano Delih Million Dollar matchmaker

[@miekaash6831]

@@MerDuke millionaire matchmaker.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Classic! 😂😂😂

[@mirenda5160]

This was a parody? I couldn’t distinguish it from the actual show. 😁

[@samanthaifere5385]

I want her to do a skit with Colin to see how they act

[@purrfect1222]

“Who knows? Who cares? Shut up” 😂

[@ninalove3044]

This is hilariously on point!

[@tea_rex303]

Lol the way she moves her mouth is spot on

[@dietotaku]

i can't get over how well she does that D: face

[@spectrum838]

I hate how accurate this is

[@JasLamArr91]

"You look like a visible fart!" Found my new insult!

[@amydearing9866]

I loved Vanessa on SNL

[@craffaele]

Oh, come on! She is rich! Give her the cute ripped himbo guy she dreams... I mean I doubt Melania came for the personality or the abs.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Yeah but she has champagne 🍾 taste with an ass face! 😂😂😂

[@isabelsmith3775]

vanessa bayer is awesome

[@colecd996]

“When a guy pulls it out, you sit on it.” 🤣😂🤣

[@doroteareutersward2567]

Omg the plot twist ending. So much adorable feelings.

[@MovieSeriesClips]

*"Hi I'm Candice, I'm 33 years young."* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vince615]

That moment when you realize most millionaires are actually smart and intellectual people and not famous gorgeous people

[@masakazuishiguro8525]

Actually, Trump is a kinda typical rich people. I think we can all agree that real intellectual jobs didn't pay that much.

[@vince615]

You mean jobs like….. surgeons, accountants, engineers etc.? Idk those ppl are pretty intellectual and getting paid for it

[@catherinethorstenberg8957]

Lol what?

[@catherinethorstenberg8957]

@@vince615 surgeons are NOT intellectual. Source: I’m a nurse and once had to call a surgeon about a patient who had a dangerous heart rhythm. All he did was yell and scream at me for calling him at 3 am, then hung up

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I know at least a few. It's hard to respect anyone who can't fix anything, tho...

[@isabel_le_fay]

Vanessa Bayer is everything to me! I need her to host

[@eusou0]

Vanessa's winking and moving the shoulders is just so adorable I'd actually come hither.

[@minonadam1077]

*"you have a champagne taste and an ass face" well i'm using that now*

[@allgood7088]

I feel ilke the audience have never seen Millionaire Matchmaker because this is so on point and so funny ahahahahah

[@heyheytaytay]

Willing to bet Colin Jost makes Scarlett talk dirty to him with that accent.

[@ninalove3044]

Nice😋🤘🏻

[@thegroove14]

Jost a little bit

[@kellyypineda]

Taylor Craig Newbold for sure !

[@ninalove3044]

@@thegroove14 lol, I appreciate wut u did there

[@rkalla]

LOL!

[@massimosquecco203]

Vanessa is the best! Miss her sketches...

[@benzaiten933]

does that mean Scarlett will come back hosting for the 6th time?

[@sunnydaysddt2068]

Yes, they announced it already

[@beaumondematchmaking]

hahahha, love that show. I am sure Patti is genuinely sweet, that's just her TV personality

[@mrvman99]

The lady must be quite flattered to have Scarlett Johansson play her!!

[@JessicaM1111]

“There’s no way I’m working with her, let’s go meet her right now!! ”😂😂😂😂

[@bkucz]

Okay those two blinky weirdos need to get their own skit 😍

[@gogglespaisano59]

😂😅 As if I needed another reason to adore Scarlett

[@alyssawilson8172]

"You look like a visible fart" that's the worst insult I've ever heard😂

[@justjay3729]

this is one one of the best snl sketches i’ve seen

[@queent9960]

Wow Natasha really goes all out when she has to go undercover!!!😂

[@girlscoutpie8061]

0:50 this background music is literally the background music when we did pacers in Gym class

[@thedude1744]

Scarlett Johansson what a sweet piece of ham.

[@biljam972]

"You look like a visible fart." I just have to steal this line!

[@benjaminli21]

I laughed so hard that my throat, my face, and my head hurt🤣

[@zxfullgrand2535]

Actually saw one episode of that shortly before this. This is actually quite spot on. Such flippancy and sadness.

[@cookieforj3237]

i love Scarlett's face expressions😂😂😂

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

Scarlett is basically unrecognizable. Love this!

[@tobers_j]

This is so accurate for a show that doesn't exist

[@ryanmartin3012]

Oh it exists

[@matzohgirl]

Toby Jones It went off the air. It existed.

[@jhoang861]

I can vouched for the two comments posted on here. It existed.

[@sabrinatenney]

It existed and it was awesome. I am not feeling this skit though...off base in my opinion. She was sassy though.

[@monicapyle]

I loved this show!! Obviously this exaggerates the characters but it's definitely entertaining!

[@asselomatay2954]

Love Scarlett, beeeeeest 🖤