The Minority Report | Episode 139 | NEW RORY & MAL

It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo and Rory/Julian seeing Louis CK sell out all 18,000 seats at MSG (Cosby is next), who’s also the subject of today’s Same Night / Same City. What would you do to see your favorite performers? Well Amber Rose has a solution. Meanwhile, Latto is selling used underwear. Mal shares a confession and Julian shares another bad “break up” story. Speaking of better endings, the guys discuss which artist they wish had a different career trajectory. Then we review the new Lil Yachty album and breakdown Smokey Robinson’s track list for ‘Gasm’. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Demaris is going to have a shooter for a son and why Mal’s uncle stopped robbing people + more!
Time Stamps:
00:00 Start Of Show
02:20 Eddin Opened At The Apollo
07:30 Same Night Same City - Bill Vs. Beyonce
19:20 All-Time Performers
21:50 Amber Rose Wants Super Bowl Tickets
28:00 Latto Hits Big On EBay
38:20 Michael B Jordan On Raya
46:10 Pamela Anderson Documentary
48:50 "You People" Review
01:11:20 Who's Career Would You "Do-Over" ?
01:24:45 Lil Wayne's On Tour
01:26:00 Lil Yatchy's New Album
01:35:40 Smoky Robinson's New Album
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[@isaiahbanks9315]

Telling Rory to take a few pods off for black history month is crazy 😂

[@bryancole4022]

This isn't the 1st time Rory has been subjected to such treatment 😂😂

[@shenellrichardson4936]

😂😂😂

[@shadthagod8033]

Why not it’s black history month

[@XdangleshowX8]

@@shadthagod8033 ya missed the joke ..

[@jp05598]

As a fellow white we should take this one on the chin gracefully and just go sit down for a while

[@gemclassacademy733]

Last time a black man told Rory to take a couple pods off it didn’t end well 😂

[@RaheemmAli1825]

😂😂💯❗

[@MsJae-md3ep]

😂😂😂

[@britneytansil8118]

Not at all😂

[@Seanspicyy]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@herminiohernandez-buso5328]

Got damn!!!! 😂

[@XP9724]

Eddin being the next person to perform at the Apollo right after Drake was there last week is crazy😂😂😂😂🥝🥝🥝🥝

[@therealestflowtey]

Lmaoooooooo

[@Yurddddd]

Mal getting fake irritated by Ed is the funniest shit ever

[@cookingwitchefzayy8830]

Naw the fact that Rory wasn't on the first episode of black history month was funny as hell😂😂😂 and the way Baby D said Paul walker basically wanted to die was insane 😂

[@goodwinfamily6797]

Wrapped around a tree..damn she was on devil 👿 time

[@shadthagod8033]

Yea that was crazy

[@robveney]

Facts baby D was wild with that one 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@iamworthy1302]

People say anything for clout

[@jonathansturdivant3284]

Yo Eddins side commentary is what makes this podcast Gold bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reginehunter]

I agree!

[@martino5525]

I feel like Eddin is the worst part of this podcast. He pre laughs at every joke and just fucks up every interesting topic

[@Rajiin]

No this shit asss cut it out

[@estherdiomi5552]

They need to do more group podcasts cause their dynamic is HILARIOUS!

[@tonysosa751]

Baby D violated mal 😂. “He look like he use to smell seats” . Took me out 😂😂😂

[@oldiesLOVER329]

If you think about it… Drake really opened up for Eddin. 😂

[@rascalmania]

💯💯😂😂

[@Burg0d]

Nah let him cook

[@sagevoid]

Pause 😂

[@tmc2710]

Lmaoo Rory being on desk duty is insane 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDrogba777]

Now they gotta do a skit of Rory on desk duty lol

[@ErvNoelProduction]

Latto's worn panties being the flu game Jordans is INSANE 🤣. Y'all held the pod down this week, love seeing everybody

[@xavierrussell7924]

this was the best pod in a minute, y’all actually talked about MUSSIIICCCC AND ACTUALLY GAVE MOVIE REVIEWS. i love that. we need more music talk fr

[@xavierrussell7924]

i’m a big lil yachty fan so i like your take on the album mal❤️

[@blackice51374]

It's better when Rory not there

[@mina_ixfp1270]

When Demaris and Mal both told Julian to "SAY IT!" at the same time, I knew they were each other's treacherous twin 🤣🤣🤣!!!!!! Y'all are TROUBLE together 😈👿.

[@MrEtay78]

"No shooters on my father's side" is the saddest and funniest thing I heard on black history month... 🤣

[@XP9724]

New Eddin & Mal is almost here🥝💰

[@shadthagod8033]

New Demaris & Mal seems better

[@rascalmania]

Just nasty

[@xandermartin2118]

Find someone that looks at you the way Demaris looks at Mal 😂😂😂

[@CurtisTimmonsMusic]

She loves mal low key 😂😂

[@Fall614]

@@CurtisTimmonsMusic I second that lol

[@xandermartin2118]

@@CurtisTimmonsMusic Right, you can tell she’s obsessed with him, probably cause he doesnt show her any attention lol

[@shugarae1]

.... smh

[@loki350]

@@goodtimezproductionz relax lmao

[@MrOhioPlayer]

Baby D, Ed, And Julian went from doing adlibs to having their own album drop. Screen time going crazy.

[@Jacoby_T08]

& this episode doesn't feel forced, like some replacement pods

[@kikuchusss]

Also....Julian be giving follow up facts because he is on the job of getting information correct. That quick follow up on...."they broke up." was fucking amazing. I was waiting on that because of what he had said during the discussion of the the dude dating the child looking person. He defended that the age gap wasn't terrible and normal. But also said it is kinda weird that the physical part he continues to be attracted in is sick and wrong and that it probably is not gonna last anyways. So him throwing that quick update in. Is so satisfying. I love these group of people. I Can't express how much. I love the way they love to joke but take their craft and job seriously. But in the most funnest way. Big ups. I am so glad I chose them. The New Rory and Mal has been such a delight.

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

Peace and Love to Rory I wish you and your family the best.

[@thankyou6610]

I loved this episode!!! Mal you are a true talent and held Rory the fuck downnnnn. You can turn any conversation with any person into gold. I love this crew. You all should do more episodes like this, I loved it ❤❤❤❤

[@marqusfresh4404]

Yooo Demaris got a evil villain laugh and I love it 🤣❤️

[@leejohn_bns]

Y'all started doing the timestamps and took that listeners job.

[@YoQueue]

Yo Julian complaining about blood on his straight razor after his girl was cutting herself with it is BEYOND WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@salvadorianmami]

He is sick 😂

[@lawrence.peoples]

59:37 this is why relationships suck today. People love you until they don’t anymore. And then, treat them like they don’t matter, bc they’re ready to leave and move on. Don’t stay in a situation. But don’t talk about mental health, and then talk about what you can’t help, when you chose that person. No loyalty. At all.

[@IsoJoee]

Mal saying Oh ok and not sorry is crazy as hell LMAOOOOOOOO

[@JT-wv2yt]

This is actually a better podcast than just rory and mal

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

dont do rory like that lol rory just talks over people too much to get his puns off

[@marquisewilliams9677]

Yes. That’s What’s Annoying. He’s Funny Asf But He Does Over Talk.

[@ds19beats]

Facts!. Even joe Budden lame ass figured out. You need more people. I wish they would do this every episode. They have a better vibe with everyone. #alllove

[@CantEditDaTruth]

I have noticed his comedic timing has fell off a bit being a part of a big 2 instead of big 3. His style of comedy is very Eddin esque

[@alvinpaige3176]

WILD name for the episode without the token white😂

[@bryancole4022]

🤣🤣

[@jchism314]

Genius status!

[@rosie_._youtube]

peace and light Rory.

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

Julian be having the wildest stories with Women 😂😂😂.

[@Deadxssb]

Ace Hood had a higher ceiling than Meek as a rapper and brand, but falling out with Khaled ended everything🙆🏽‍♂️

[@kinksreign728]

29:53 Kink shaming in the house that Whoreible Decisions built is a bar

[@thuthukanimngomezulu3238]

“I don’t wanna open up for Bill Cosby”😂😂

[@gdime7463]

I ain’t gone front they all should all be on camera this shit was good

[@antoniobougere668]

I agree wit mal. Ace hood is really like that and don’t get enough credit. Too underrated

[@vibezworldwide]

It’s a damn shame he didn’t get a chance to reach Meek’s level of mainstream

[@collindainphillip3116]

Demaris said, “There have been guys that wanted to end their lives after I ended the relationship”, Then looked around the room for confirmation.😂😂😂 Gtfoh!

[@RoyaltyEntertainment510]

Baby D need more screen time…like…bruh look at her… my GAWD!!! 😍😍😍

[@brieljones23]

Y’all held the pod down 👏🏾 💯

[@EpicGammingCrew]

This pod was fire, wasn’t expecting it to be one of my favs

[@waynewalters4987]

Demaris saying to Julian he should know his white woman 🤣🤣🤣

[@chineduatuegbu1847]

Mal:”she’s not black” Baby D: “Neither is ghandi” Mal: “He’s black-ish” Me: 😭💀💀

[@cameoy2k]

We need an Eddin cam! Give him a small picture in picture box in the bottom corner ☺️

[@Seanspicyy]

58:40 .. I think I'm ill enough lol

[@friskydingooo7992]

Demaris always pushing it LMAO

[@lungelobaba9942]

Eddin and Julian looking at forward to "new" fits and sneaks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@joemonzano]

Prince should be mentioned among Top performers of all time…

[@d.i.frontin1523]

Top 5

[@SaintLafante]

This Format Forever! W/ Rory Of Course!!!!!!!

[@houstonward7780]

This was a 🔥 episode.

[@JakeLeflair]

Love the pod . Idk how y’all can up the views though. I’m rocking with y’all for sure

[@starmelter-band]

I would put Prince ahead of Michael as the all-time greatest performer, just for the fact that he had the whole package. He wrote and produced and could shred, and his live shows and vibe were superhuman.

[@draenation265]

Are you talking performing, or just the better all around artist? Because I would agree Prince was definitely more multi faceted but if we're talking who was better on-stage, It's Michael and I don't even think it's close.

[@starmelter-band]

@@draenation265 I wish I had been able to see Michael live. I was able to see Prince multiple times! Watching him play guitar was like an out of body experience. Total command. Apples and Oranges, I suppose.

[@96god2]

Great episode 😂😭

[@THERICHLANE1]

This was the best Pod Ive watched from you guys, ever. You guys flow and touch everything. Good Job..

[@grizmarke7147]

julian’s laptop table is doing the shoulder lean

[@lawrencejolly3672]

This was a vibe

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

Y’all should interview Ace Hood. I think it would be a interesting conversation.

[@jonathansturdivant3284]

Definitely thinking the same

[@eduardomartins2038.]

The whole segment at 1:04:18 is great 😂

[@LboogieEntertainmentTv]

No matter how you feel about Ye he is top 3 performer

[@justintime1944]

This was a mad dope episode

[@mikecruickshank1854]

Damn the last time Rory got told to “take a couple days off” he didn’t have a pod to come back to 😂

[@ChrisWilson229]

pause but i never in my life thought i would hear the phrase ‘Mals bussy’ 😂😂😂 it’s only February 2023 calm tf down lmao

[@mostblogger1789]

Now I would watch this pod 🔥

[@Mestashi3880]

That Chicago story wildddd!!!!!!!

[@mical2great]

In that artist thing i would 100% recommend Big Krit.. dude was talked about as whos the best out between him Kendrick and Cole and majors just didnt push him like everyone else

[@ciphercruz5844]

The fact they are trying to stand up for people buying panties Lmao

[@britneytansil8118]

Dope episode!!! 🥝👶🏾💰🎒

[@brieljones23]

The frequencies 😂😂😂😂

[@victorkenarsy3024]

Ace hood was over when his bezel came off his watch on TV

[@reythomas9215]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SwolePedestrian]

I like when everyones involved 🥲 and Demaris looking GORGEOUS

[@justtwizzey2429]

This episode is hilarious

[@brandonriley5924]

Aye ima say this now … 3 birds 1 stone was crazy 😂😂😂

[@reythomas9215]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Etrius86]

In hosting, I've definitely called a woman "Sir", when offering to seat them. She corrected me she wasn't a man, then I needed to lead them to their seats.

[@nia4842]

Good pod!

[@realizmtvomg]

Seeing mals growth as a podcaster (pause) is the best thing about this pod

[@reggie5904]

nigga what's a pause about that

[@jaedrewski1094]

“You got some un-used shit…cause I got some niggas…” Baby D a straight menace for that one. 😂😂😂

[@shenellrichardson4936]

Told my red brother to take a few pods off 😂

[@ChiefLeaf89]

So. You mention best performers of all time...yet nobody mentions JAMES BROWN!? Wild.

[@rascalmania]

The God Father of Soul 🙌🏾💯

[@cpiercejr]

Love the concept, A Black History Month Episode! Rory really gets it!

[@A1Shift]

Yooooooo, checking in from the other side. Hello. I loved you guys js, the time for healing has passed. Let's make amends 🙏🏻

[@moremutantmanchild6556]

Punch back in, is crazy 😂😂😂

[@W2Tymes]

Fuck what anyone says you're big weird if you're buying used underwear.

[@EpicGammingCrew]

“Our demons don’t play well together” loll I get what she saying but I just love how girls talk in captions

[@BlackMFVelvet]

Damaris looking so good in front of the camera

[@EpicGammingCrew]

Love seeing mal lean into the teacher vibes and assign reports at the end

[@goldiesworld2095]

1:02:10 i had real tears in my eyes like whattt nahh 😂😂

[@dontworry5897]

We gotta stop letting BABY D speak for men

[@ryanrhodes9732]

My mother loved Bill Cosby’s stand-up, Demaris. It was clean comedy which spring-boarded him into the TV space. He raised a generation… aside from the other stuff he did.

[@micheyosirus7578]

Shout out to whoever was panning the camera 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

[@jamesmarie]

Weekend Updates are the best part of SNL because of Che. If ya'll can get Michael Che for a sit down, I will forever keep paying my subscription to Patreon.

[@Elfenomeno710]

This needs to happen more often 😂

[@victorkenarsy3024]

I’d like to see Wale re do his career

[@raemiller2752]

Good one.

[@reythomas9215]

Good shout

[@leiacaston1531]

This is a good one.

[@stateofcalm]

also demaris specifically saying "I told him take 3 pods off"... 👀 LOL I love that she slid that in there at the end 😂

[@brieljones23]

Julian needs to start an Airbnb promo

[@KaiNicoleDwyer]

Fun show/ep!🎉

[@BAEHOUSING]

Remember the last time Rory took a few days off 🤣🤣🤣

[@Austinoo]

LMAO Yall gotta run this BACK !

[@ELECTRONICSMAN3]

Nahhh Julian almost sayin n**** at the end got me 😂😂😂😂

[@marquisewilliams9677]

This Pod Is So Dope. I Don’t Understand How The Views Aren’t More..

[@XP9724]

No reason to really watch the KZbin version since it comes out a day later and cuz they locked all the good shit like the skits and vlogs they used to do behind Patreon. Those were bringing in the big views back then, they really should bring them back to get their KZbin numbers back up.

[@brieljones23]

Just had a burrito lmfaoooo yoooooo ☠️

[@sbitfc123]

this is the format no doubt

[@onyxmful]

Bill cosby vs Beyoncé same night is crazy