THE 'MONSTER' STEAK CHALLENGE | The Chronicles of Beard Ep.96

[@Beardmeatsfood]

Evening people! Thanks for tuning in to another video, I really hope you enjoy it. Never done a giant steak challenge on the channel before, and it's something I was asked to do so much last year, so here it is...And it was absolutely delicious! Don't forget to join me on Sunday at 7pm GMT for the next video! Oh...And thank you so much to everyone for getting the channel to 500,000 subscribers earlier this week! Truly a humbling milestone...Think I'm gonna have to plan something special ;)

[@barbaraspagnolo5083]

Great job Adam, say hi to Lindsey!

[@saltycrakerjak608]

You have inspired me to challenge my brother to a eating contest, so on Saturday we are taking on the "El Grito" Giant Burrito challenge at a local restaurant in my area... Hopefully I can do as well as you just did here.

[@carlnunn1]

Being there great food great staff

[@Beardmeatsfood]

she says hi Babs :)@@barbaraspagnolo5083

[@Beardmeatsfood]

good luck, let me know how you get on ;)@@saltycrakerjak608

[@RandySantel]

Hey great job Beard and thanks for including the challenge info in the video, finally got the challenge page added to FC. Planning a 3 week UK trip later this year, and hope to see you then!! Great job finishing this steak and congrats on all the views!! Steak videos definitely tend to do well!! Way to finish everything cleanly as well ;) haha

[@busy365]

Randy Santel salty

[@davidbeljaars8806]

@@busy365 virgin

[@busy365]

Laske who are you idiot

[@frankwitsey]

You the fucking man

[@busy365]

Laske say that again I dare you idiot

[@stevefromchicago8277]

“A look of confusion, disgust, and a little bit of arousal if I’m honest” - hilarious. Great vid

[@blackbob3358]

that tickled me, Steve.. do'nt know where he got that from...fancy mr Freud would know, like.

[@traciball3090]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firstnamelastname5574]

This man cuts part of the steak, leaves it and goes for another part of the steak, what a legend he shows dominance to the steak.

[@faqihadhyaksa1886]

lol

[@Mrich775]

I'm surprised he did not cut the middle to begin, usually you cut to the middle of a steak first to make sure it's cooked to your liking in the center rather than the edges.

[@eggyfog8399]

@@Mrich775 I think,in Beards case, ‘cooked to your liking’ means in front of him. 😅

[@Mrich775]

@@eggyfog8399 If I'm eating that much steak, I'd want it prepped properly, can make a difference in a challenge as well I'd guess.

[@alandouglas2789]

It’s to speed it up

[@thegreatwal1224]

You can tell he lavishes in asking for the desert menu. I love it, I would too. Everyone loves a little bit of showboating 😂

[@NICKYG2X3.]

hahha greedy bastard this guy is haha

[@omnomnomn4777]

Totally agree! And love that he loved the comment too. Natural entertainer.

[@catinabox2878]

When the chips are down and the steaks are high, meat the challenge head on. Even when there's not mushroom left.

[@Beardmeatsfood]

love the punnage

[@asiansanta7743]

Dangggg

[@samtaurus007]

Well done!!!. I have no beef with you. When it comes to a pun war, i'm a chicken.....a fish out of water if you will. :)

[@proteins327]

Damn bro

[@murbidois2815]

Brilliant!

[@mikejames1507]

This reminds me of the Great Outdoors. RIP John Candy. Loving the videos , everytime you magically eat your food like its a normal meal enjoying and tasting alot of it. No talking or stuffing your whole face with your cheeks puffed with massive water and diet soda with every bite.

[@TacticoolCraig]

Been binge watching you the last couple days. I don’t know what I like more your dedication to eating or your witty remarks. Keep them coming and stay safe

[@T22Lee]

"Is that cooked ok for you love?" "Nah, it's a little too well done, I'd like to send this back please"

[@harshal369]

Beard: "Fortunately for you I find fatty things quite attractive." If I say these words to my wife she will throw me out of the house. Man you do have some guts.

[@laurensmith20]

If my boyfriend did that he'd be road kill. 😊

[@Rayjayzilla]

@@GLAMOURSK1LLS damn sure you aren't exactly a 10 you rude twat. How fuckin rude...

[@GLAMOURSK1LLS]

@@fireice8 hahahahahahahaha

[@kylejames3431]

@@fireice8 can tell your a 35 year old virgin

[@reasonmattersmost]

@@GLAMOURSK1LLS You are a shallow person. I feel sorry for you.

[@antoineblais1132]

Sometimes I think you're too mean to Mrs. Beard, but then I see her laughing hysterically during one of your spicy challenges and I think you're perfect for each other.

[@03Ryen]

Yeah. Every releationship's different, you know? I think it's just a sign of absolute understanding of each other if you can banter really hard and not get hurt. I've realized it just now that the past relationships I had, the ones who are most sensitive and easily hurt are the ones who do not get my meaning. So the people who think like they're sensitive might be the ones who are insensitive to the intentions of others.

[@holistic.health]

Yeah... and she gets him way worse than he gets her!!!!

[@timburke7158]

just watched the Tiny Rick's Cafe vid a few mins ago and she definitely razzes him more than he does her...

[@timburke7158]

okay never mind I hadn't heard the " i find fatty things quite attractive" line yet. that one was BOLD!

[@indelible5431]

Waiter: "What part of the cow would you like? Rump? Sirloin?" Beard: "The whole cow please."

[@AvinashSewpersadh]

Supposed to be... Beard: "Yes"

[@alanthomson1227]

Just knock it’s horns off and wipe its arse .

[@tomgodheart4557]

My favorit man...keep on rocking dude

[@ultra1obscene]

@@AvinashSewpersadh don't think that one existed when the comment was made :D

[@lisamercer9560]

That steak looks really good, to cook a steak like that and have it evenly cooked is impressive

[@rockysquirrel4776]

I'd use a smoker with a meat thermometer to get the right internal temperature. The outside would have a crust, but the inside would be just right. Even so, I'd rather have it in smaller pieces, so I could remove the silver skin, excess fat, and tendon.

[@Shimmz77]

"can I have a look at the desert menu" what a legend

[@F8dr]

Dessert*

[@isabellaharper8003]

The famous quote after most challenges

[@OpinionatedMonk]

Sandy...

[@Systematicsphere]

Dessert

[@neoanderson2037]

I've tried this and you learn pretty quick to have something to try to look forward to at the end. In most videos he changes to soda for his last drink and gets dessert. Think of it as a way to trick your mind and body to keep going for the sugary sweet reward. It's also part of a well balanced breakfast (joking).

[@CaptainWhitebeard]

"Do you want me to cut it, while you're eating it?" - that's real love my dearest friends.

[@ralphpruett649]

always like seein her on his vids

[@kialee3658]

My favorite ever channel. Mrs. Beard is adorable and you kick ass at challenges. Best personality as well

[@Beardmeatsfood]

thank you very much ki

[@sugeknight4830]

@@Beardmeatsfood hey beard do a challenge eating a whole spit roasted cow by itself we see what your made of then lol.

[@NotoriousBOB]

Beard is a BEAST

[@Beardmeatsfood]

you the beast big daddy

[@ShadyAcacia]

BOB! I know who you are

[@Fachuuu82]

B.o.B. and beard should do a collab. Like if you agree!

[@nickpotgieter93]

i am sooooo far down the rabbit hole with this channel! hahaha watching the old stuff cause i am sooooooo hooked! hahaha top job man!

[@punisherbear4991]

Oh my God. Bro you get props. That is amazing. I'm still shaking my head. I want a steak so bad right now.

[@truth959]

That steak is done to perfection.

[@alecmcintyre4924]

I love the little visual insert clips. They always make me laugh. Keep killing it beardy.

[@Cactusmack-n9l]

Mrs. Beard spitting out the bread was hilarious.

[@laurenbonsor2359]

“Actually came out of me so clean you could just wash em and serve em to someone.” 😂 gerrross

[@kenneybis1097]

Yall are so cool, how awesome is your wife for going along and even offering to cut it up. Got you a keeper Mr Beard

[@chadg2696]

lmao. "fortunately for you I find fatty things attractive"

[@rickysmithsteen2083]

I was like oh shit 😂😂

[@dconnor5641]

Legend 😂

[@darthvaeber]

She would be full vego If she didn't like sausage so much 😱

[@Elbowspurs]

She is a proper heffer though!!! He should eat her weight in food!! He’d fucking die!☠️☠️😩😩

[@buboom1234]

Petty but cute

[@ziggymorris8760]

Steak is my favorite, could easily eat it everyday.

[@natashadyke9081]

Your misses is always smiling I’m so glad you make her happy keep up the good work and with the steak

[@onlyme7308]

“... a little bit of of arousal there, if I’m honest.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂... made me laugh indeed. 🙏🏽

[@leehorn2441]

Thats not a knife... ahh i see you’ve played knifey spoony before

[@joski9030]

Lee Horn Haha Bart vs Australia ref

[@leehorn2441]

Jo Ski hahah yes bro

[@donaldhalas5693]

This guy is great. Unbelievable and he's funny, polite, gracious and very entertaining.

[@forrestkey9132]

Mr. Beard: I hate to waste food Mr. Beard's toilet: You could try

Lol funny as hell but I bet it right thanks for the laugh lol

[@greenman3464]

Underrated comment 😂

[@jeffreypeterson3238]

"Fortunately for you, I'm attracted to fatty things." Oh Beard you slay me.

[@ilikemusic5440]

You could not get away with that type of banter in the current KZbin climate but good on his wife for having such a calm demeanor and seemingly just taking the jokes. What a lovely woman for allowing herself to get sprayed with cow juice off camera.

[@tyedmonds1173]

The old 96’er “He ain’t done” There’s nothing but fat and grizzle “He ain’t done”

[@beccaj]

Ty Edmonds was thinking about that this entire video 😂🤣

[@wr38621]

If I can get a dessert down him will you throw in a couple hats for the kids?

[@yamanmustafa7574]

Gristle

[@HardHeadMilitary]

Lmaooo under rated

[@obthree2830]

That steak looks so good. Cooked perfectly at least for my liking it is.

[@greenman3464]

I’ve been binging this channel for a while and this is the first challenge I think I could complete.

[@ryangallagher3806]

Linsey if you become vegetarian it would be the biggest missed steak ever 😂 🥩

[@FluppyTV]

oldies but goodies

[@ryangallagher3806]

Dominic Cesaro didn’t think it mattered pal 😂😂

[@gabrielasakanta8013]

@Dominic Cesaro smart ass bitch

[@rec0il_179]

Dominic Cesaro wouldn’t work as well..

[@hislatestflame7861]

I see what you did there😉👍🏻

[@jlr9646]

May as well of put a cow on ya plate 😂😂

[@UltimateGamerCC]

would need a bigger plate XD "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat!" - Jaws

[@chrishaz1122]

Hahahahaha well done sir I have never heard that 1 before 😂 👏

[@randlepmcmurphy6117]

Aye just wipe its arse and skelp it on the table.

[@megamollie9]

Hi, yeah I never knew that we don`t digest mushroom until recently. Personally I love mushrooms but when I saw them in my ` movement ` I freaked and thought my digestive process was going wrong. After googling it I realized it`s the same for everyone not just me so I was relieved to learn that but now you`ve verified it completely I can rest easy.

[@darksidecowboy2383]

‘I’m getting splattered’, ‘at least it’s with cow juice & not man juice’ 😂😂😂

[@FutureTerminal]

"Shut up eat your food"....dead😂😂

[@drizzyuzumaki8753]

PRIME MAK crazy I came across this comment right when Owen Wilson came on the screen

[@jordanevans8465]

Anyone else love coming back watching old videos 💯 beard your a tank mate keep it up

[@stevehenrytagami4709]

His dumps must be like depth charges . Oh the splash back

[@TheMoon12390]

Cannon ball.

[@klontjespap]

das boot: boredom, filth and sheer terror. :')

[@derektrotter4287]

Legend has it that’s what sunk the costa Concordia!

[@lewisblank9475]

Has to put a trusty fireman’s blanket down

[@NathansWargames]

forget the kiss of Poseidon it's the French Kiss of Poseidon

[@berretta92fs9]

I like how you order a steak off there menu... and they act like something is wrong with you?

[@haileywright6668]

berretta92fs9 Fr she was so rude. I’m glad they got this on camera cause that is terrible customer service.

[@Baltihunter]

Snotty old cow looking down her nose at him. He should have sent it back on purpose

[@matty6848]

colandgran no she probably didn’t realise he’s an competitive eater and thought whys he eating like a pig🤣

[@Systematicsphere]

Their

[@Eireann.]

What are you even talking about? What gave you that idea?

[@joshthemediocre7824]

Man you killed it as always. I've learned to not make negative comments or sounds toward anyone else's food, it just rude, but its something someone had to tell me because I naturally used to do that too. If I can change, and Mrs beard can change..we can all change!- Rocky Balboa.

[@Pixiedust1802]

It's 10.50pm, I've just finished watching and now I want a steak. Damn you Adam!

[@Wardoon]

0:21 "Now that I am an adult I know what it means!" Look at Mrs Beard shake her head!!!!😄

[@hakzroyal3028]

Mashallah I say that because I dont want to give u any evil eye but I find it astonishing how you can drink and eat so much it's amazing. Good luck to you and your wife and family helping you.

[@MagicMikey21]

the banter in this was incredible... bw the waitress and Lindsay.. phenomenal hahaha

[@Beardmeatsfood]

haha i know right

[@elastronaute1198]

what banter, time stamp it

[@elastronaute1198]

@Aaron Sager still cant find the bit where theres good banter

[@KD-kl4sx]

@@elastronaute1198 Just watch the full video you moron, you can’t miss it

[@tysgaming1702]

That steak is perfectly cooked mate its amazing looking

[@kmma1094]

Matter of opinion i don’t think there’s such a thing as perfectly cooked as everyone likes there steaks cooked to a different level I would however say well done is decently not perfect anyone who likes there steak well done doesn’t realise that it ruins it, I like mine medium personally can’t deal with that rare steak that’s so rare it’s still alive lol

[@xTheRealKestrelx]

@@kmma1094 For an oversized steak theyve done a nice job ... usually challenge steaks are so unevenly cooked

[@FiliusFidelis]

This is one of those challenges where I can't stop salivating non-stop just from watching it.

[@cmomofilm]

For a steak that size it looks beautifully cooked, I had a gigantic T-Bone for my birthday 1 year, half the size of that thing you ate and I was near dead after it, dunno how you do it.

[@veganwaffle]

Dude every time I see a plate I’m like “no way he can finish that”

[@hittrennathompson8286]

Wow I have been watching you since 2020 I must've missed this one without cap on your head... yaayy we really see you.

[@pjgawauski904]

6:53 had me like "Oh no he didn't" lol

[@Paul-fm3cf]

I've thought of a new steak challenge for you - Beard vs Bear. Basically, have a similar meal to this cooked up for you at a zoo that's got a bear and the same meal for the bear, then see who finishes it first. You're welcome :)

[@TheNealzarka]

You don't challenge an animal

[@mackenziebenedict8403]

the bear

[@MoreofMac]

Don’t think people realise how hard these challenges actually are. Not just this one but all the ones he does. He makes it look easy because he does video after video. Extremely hard on the body.

[@tizzy397]

"they come outta me so clean you could just wash em and serve em to someone" *Notices waitress* "Oh.. hi" 😂

[@wiboxermom7829]

No longer have to ask "where's the beef?" It's been found and it looks delicious. Great job Mr. Beard. That's a lot of chewing.

[@davidvincent1093]

I am sure I could not finish that but I sure would love to try, That steak was done to perfection

[@letsdebate839]

back in a time when a cough doesn't scare the entire room good old days

[@M.R.Oliver]

I said the same thing lmao

[@williammills8953]

I was thinking the same thing. 😆

[@kieranlawrenson]

It's crazy how you was eating your desert with no problem half the competitive eaters would of been struggling even finish the steak.

[@pokerface7840]

Other than the disorientating effect of the steering wheel on the wrong side and the use of ounces, this video was awesome

[@Stabber85]

Nobody: BeardMeatsFood: Describing a steak as creamy

[@ItsCriti]

@@jshaw4757 I know. I want to try a5 wagyu so bad

[@henryj8363]

Guess you never ate a good steak.

[@repliedreplied5552]

Everybody that eats steak:*

[@lonewaer]

You should hear how people describe wine…

[@HumourousShape]

6:50 LMAO Beard has no chill haha

[@chrismolejnr]

HumourousShape hahaha brilliant man

[@dazedalliance14]

Tht man knew he was dead after tht one

[@BrownBear177]

#RIPMRSBEARD

[@SKOJCV]

Hey BMF, picked up on your channel not too long ago. Don't know how i ever missed it because I like to watch these eating challenges. Yours has become one of my favorite ones as as far as food AMOUNT goes, you are hard to beat. I don't know how a human body can consume and hold that much food at once. Anyway I am enjoying catching up on some of your old videos bored at work right now. Love your channel, and subscribed.

[@kimmueller4183]

You know I love you and Lindsey, but that lady kind of stole the show. You should invite her to sit with you next time. That steak looked delicious. Now I'll have to get one somewhere.

[@Beardmeatsfood]

she doesn't usually like being on camera when she's hung over kim haha

[@LondonTom007]

"Im really looking forward to this challenge its Delicious.... its a lovely day today its Delicious and im with Mrs Beard... shes Delicious" 🤣

[@RABINO88]

finally a manly man channel, now i am inspired to find such a place in texas home of steaks in USA, loved the video this challenge is like a dream coming true. thanks champ

[@Hoezi02]

I think the flavour fatigue would kill me on this before the amount does.

[@rmc-mostwantedmotorsquad5791]

That steak looks absolutly delicious🤤

[@SteelLegOfHistory]

Have a blessed day and life doing what you love and thanks for all you do for us

[@snowxchamp]

The look on that ladies face was a "FEAR ORGASM" 🤣🤣 she was scared but loved it 😜

[@romano_9]

Damn that steak looks so delicious!

[@UnknownGamer-hx7vv]

Cause it is

[@BizarroIsNo123]

I will say that I do appreciate the lady coming over to let you know that the sides weren't part of the change. She was clearly concerned lol

[@MouseCIick]

2:33... why is she confused? doesn't she sell it?

[@HULK-HOGAN1]

Exactly. She’s a bitch.

[@nutterr2149]

6:56 Someone had to sleep on the seate (sofa) that night

[@djbarnes51]

One of the best videos Adam as that ladies look of discussed and shock is brilliant nice one and what a trooper 👍

[@dedutch101]

That steak isn't rare. It's mostly medium and some parts are medium-rare. Looks delicious though!

[@partyjerk]

Yes, i am also happy it is somewhat cooked

[@slothtree2375]

She only eats garlic bread and chips. Wouldn't trust her knowing what rare vs medium is to save my family...

[@ricksanchez5949]

Id have it raw room temp. Bit chewy on the fatty bits but those can be easily mangles with the sides. Nothing like a slab of raw steak :)

[@blackbob3358]

be gone, pedant. if it was raw he'd scoff it.

[@HippieJoe]

yeah I was thinking that myself, it mostly looked medium, which is fine for the most part, still has some good juices

[@epoify]

you dont .need to eat that you have eaten enough MR Beard: oh no im gonna eat it dont wanna waste the food the owner: WTF IS HE MADE OF

[@gododgers3491]

Looks excellent!!! Made my mouth water the entire time.

[@marcuskuchar9548]

That steak looks amazing

[@Sn3per1]

lady was confused probably by the lady which came into the steakhouse saying "i dont eat meat" id be just as baffled

[@davidprice9295]

"...confusion, disgust...and I think a little bit of arousal" That made me laugh right out loud. Your commentary is excellent, Beard.

[@cloud_9894]

"At least its cow juice.. not man juice" 😂

[@SuperRoo_22]

5:59

[@_mohammed_5983]

My grandma is 82. She's a bit nuts😂😂😂😂

[@davidb6973]

I'm absolutely impressed. No question about it!

[@agoraphobicanger]

Wow! Really impressive!

[@jaden1424]

“at least it’s cow juice, and not man juice” i’m literally dead lol 😂

[@lordpimpjuice1503]

I hate people that say dumb shit like "im literally dead"

[@kittycat4858]

👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂 The part of Mrs. Beard the look that she gave when the bread fell out of her mouth that was so funny

[@juliuspaolocabarles9941]

"I don't waste food" This is what real men are.

[@blackbob3358]

it's a Yorkshire maxim, mr Cabarles. growing up in the 60's, the theiving right wing government tried to starve us plebs into submission. Thatcher then tried the same thing to the strikers in the 80's. pure evil.

[@jumullyett1258]

A lot at steak here

[@JanKrupicka-i5b]

Hat down for your honesty there 🙏☺️

[@dynamixx1054]

Oh my days that looks so delicious 😍

[@francescalichfieldcity6971]

Great work ploughing through that. It looked so delicious. X

[@Beardmeatsfood]

was fantastic ;)

[@Walabrawonga]

"Me Grandma is nuts!" FLMAO! Dude there's a comedian lost in you. Just discovered your channel last week. Am binging on your vids. Cant get enough. You make it look so easy. I know that you work out a lot but your cholesterol level must be about 1 Million!

[@fcukugimmeausername]

6:54 How is this man still alive? LMAO

[@mrs2741]

Wow i cant believe you actually said that to your mrs! 😱 “Luckily for you i find fatty things quite attractive!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Elbowspurs]

Have you seen it!!!🤢🤢

[@thomaswhite2554]

He's not wrong though is he hahahahahahahahaha

[@pcovino7748]

I love thicky thicky thick girls, but I would never commit verbal suicide and phrase it in that way!!!!!

[@Elbowspurs]

I bet she can shit though!!!💩💩💩😷😲

[@em_birch]

@@Elbowspurs What the hell?

[@djmercenary6588]

Ryther Arms... best steaks in yorkshire, just insanely good! If you go try the french onion soup for your starter as well!

[@Thrust_Rider]

My guy ate an 80 ounce steak, chips and veg and asked for the desert menu. Where does it go? I do not know.

[@OpinionatedMonk]

Sandy menu?

[@doggstarr77]

In the toilet...thats's where 💩💩💩💀💀💀

[@skyeditor1740]

He has a hollow leg

[@ThatGuyNyan]

It is said that he'll donate his stomach to NASA after his death so they see a blackhole upclose for the first time