The Mordhau Experience

"CALL THE POPE! AVE MARIA!"
Mordhau is an amazing game and an easy 10/10 in my opinion!
sure there were some server issues and a bug where you couldn't gain gold or XP but i was having such a blast playing it i didn't even care!
if you're a fan of chivalry you'll love this game!
Thank you to all the members and friends of those in both mine and Squiders Discord for playing with us!
and a special thank you for Squiders helping me with the outro!
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[@thejfj]

good shit.

[@CornHolePatrol]

thanks for stopping by JFJ!

[@thejfj]

@@CornHolePatrol collab sometime

[@CornHolePatrol]

@@thejfj lets do it bb

[@anxiousclan176]

AAHH JFJ! I love you!

[@battosaijenkins946]

@CornHolePatrol, wtf is this dude? Your editing sucks and can't understand the point of this vid, sorry man but thumbs down seeya~ =(

[@LethalOwl]

"I'm not sure about buying this game." ".. But you can DEUS VULT!" *Puts on helmet.* "Ok. IN THE NAME OF GOD!"

[@NoximilienBlack]

*DEUS VULT*

[@geo9780]

Amen

[@Alloy101010]

LethalOwl I’m the same as you. After seeing this video I’m buying this and raising the name of sword and shield as joCat would

[@bray2964]

*_SACRACENS HATE HIM!!!_* find out how this guy retook the Holy Land with _One Simple Trick!_

[@hauzan5143]

Damn that advertising language tho. Speech 100

[@DivingHawker]

Trick n°1 : ROMAN CATAPULT!!!

[@vadandrumist1670]

“Pick Name” “DEUS VULT” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!!!” “Name, Accepted.”

[@kimckenzie6161]

As the voice actor of the entire Tutorial (Instructor and Engineer) and the Cruel and Young voices in game, I am happy you enjoyed it. Also dat Unit Lost from Red Alert 1 and Jojo reference.

[@bardahl7404]

if what you say is true, you are an absolute legend

[@kimckenzie6161]

@@bardahl7404 Thanks, and it indeed is. You can check the credits list or verify with me on the official Discord. Which you should join; lots of updates on the game happens there and its a good hub for the community.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

AYYYY ANOTHER RED ALERT FAN!!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

[@MaitreMechant]

Holy shit, that's so fucking cool, you rock, my dude

[@control123blitz7]

Please never change your editing style its amazing

[@CornHolePatrol]

Can't stop won't stop ;) and ya'll are here for the ride!

[@MrTeddy12397]

just copying Albino and AnthonyPit

[@MyTagYourIt]

I thoroughly support this comment

[@op466_gaming9]

A shit load of people have the same editing style fuck off dumbass

[@poppatang4216]

seriously this is just copying every other editing style on youtube

[@lizard12356]

3:13 nah I lost it, full on Monty Python that guy went. *THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!*

[@lizard12356]

@KGB *HYYYAAAAAA*

[@CornHolePatrol]

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"

[@lizard12356]

@@CornHolePatrol "Ooooh running away, eh?"

[@gemizu4874]

Bloke knew his leg was missing so just hobbles around till an arrow game ended him

[@BlissBatch]

The perk that lets you live for a few seconds after losing a limb is actually called Flesh Wound. :D

[@choo4033]

Imagine having to carry a kid inside of you for 9 months, raise him for 18 years, so that he mains archer.

[@sonofthebearking3335]

I am a man... but I think I just felt pain all the same.

[@Wolvenworks]

archery still takes more skill than that one fat bastard camping with a mini balista on some kinda hard-to-access spot some times i wish fire arrows are easier to get and that they can burn down buildings

[@Darkoriax17]

I mean it could be worse. He could’ve picked Arbalest.

[@starsited529]

And to shoot people in duels with no ffa without x+1

[@skell6134]

​@@starsited529PAIN Those who are throwing fire bombs are worse tho

[@FS17TAC]

This should have been the official trailer for the game.

[@turtleburger7480]

Dio in Italian means God, deus in Latin means God, could this be the work of an enemy stand?

[@DoPrice]

Turtle Burger God wrote and sung “Rainbows in the Dark”

[@csmrookie9600]

Or, HOLY DIVER!

[@John-Stark]

DIO WILLS IT! WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@honeythefunnybadger3418]

Anche il porcodio può funzionare

[@swolzer]

I SENSE JOJO REFERENCE

[@DatChanimal]

My therapist: "Doorio Brando isn't real, he can't hurt you." Doorio Brando: 1:34

[@senorpigeon9564]

Is that a door reference?

[@DatChanimal]

@Zer0 Za Warudoor

[@saerudayo]

MUDOORMUDOORMUDOORMUDOORMUDOOR

[@gimpylove7451]

I just subscribed after watching the Vietnam Rising Storm 2 video and am already blessed with another video after 15 seconds.

[@coltbolt6193]

Cornhole Givith, Cornhole Takith

[@lautaroalday7225]

@@calo-kg2cy no u

[@Phyllip21]

Is this on ps4

[@gimpylove7451]

@@calo-kg2cy ok:{

[@gimpylove7451]

@@Phyllip21 i think its on PC but maybe

[@clippy5128]

"In the news today, a crazed man walks into a live re-enactment and starts taking limbs off, and weather at 11".

[@randomshittutorials]

4:49 this pan throw made me lose it. The sound distortion, background music and everything, amazing😂

[@DannonDARKO]

I saw CornHolePatrol at a grocery store at a small town in Oregon the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@lindaakesson8403]

Joking? Funny either way XD

[@PewPr0]

" *Kills door in anime* "

[@CornHolePatrol]

Nnn- NANI!?

[@jakexd5524]

I need a full video of anime voice actors over random shit

[@andreweeb0331]

In ora ora*

[@KillaKook]

@@andreweeb0331 Muda muda*

[@andreweeb0331]

@@KillaKook 7 page muda*

[@TheBobes]

*FBI, OPEN UP* has to be one of the best memes I've ever seen. Love the editing.

[@davidgoldan2552]

Thank you

[@mazur1281]

Same

[@garfield3764]

The editing was 200% pure GOLD! 5:25 I see the Hans test paid off xD Congratulations on gaining a new subscriber

[@RyujinNoKami]

It was a Golden Experience

[@TotallyNotShiny_Stone]

4:06 That moment when enemy jump down to pursue but he opened the hatch and he fell to death is gold.

[@Zoey--]

Without this video I'd never have seen the tutorial. Oh. My. Goodness me. This is a 10/10 youtube 3am find.

[@diogoribeiro477]

2:35am, close enough

[@Zeferoth]

shut up pleb

[@HinFoo]

4am

[@Squiders]

*10th crusade intensifies...*

[@TheKevKev12321]

HELO SQUID MAN I AM UR BIGGEST FAN

[@Lucidtheory]

Same

[@Lucidtheory]

10%

[@CornHolePatrol]

*Deus definitely does vult*

[@MunitionsDudTester]

1v1 me in mordhau u coward >:(

[@danward1070]

This should plug the Bannerlord gap.

[@yougonasorry]

aye, but we do need some singleplayer game...

[@sirilluminarthevaliant2895]

Dan Ward conquerors blade. Would be more your pace

[@HammGaming]

Implying that the Bannerlord gap is a gap and not an endless void

[@kingaragornii9940]

@@HammGaming *Ayyyyoooo...*

[@raptorgaming5479]

@@HammGaming bannerlord when

[@sonovoxgaming]

I love the memediting style. That Minecraft part had me dying!!!!

[@pygukk]

In this game you can trow axe in guy, came close, pullout and trow again 10/10

[@superstar5042]

Or, if someone throwed axe in you, you can pullout it and throw it back :D

[@dondomdimadom6699]

That sounds amazing

[@potatoson9043]

guys share this dudes video. he needs some views bruh watch?v=1yra2MwBovw

[@rrb396]

@@superstar5042 My favorite thing to do with javelins lol

[@alphariusfuze8089]

And* kick*

[@titytitmk2738]

"FBI OPEN UP!" *Guy on the other side goes flying* Also, that well trolling. My sides.

[@MrMit-ng3dz]

"tiss but a scratch" 3:13

[@luidiez]

A fellow man of culture, i see

[@piotrsajuk6435]

Aaah, I got this one

[@MrMit-ng3dz]

@@luidiez indeed

[@connormorgan1193]

"alright we'll call it a draw"

[@user-do5wh5jt1g]

Finally a fellow intellectual

[@pyrojinn]

It had half swording? AND dismemberment? AND DEUS VULT??????

[@John-Stark]

With a dash of rightful endings

[@AtomicBlastPony]

You actually can throw your pommel, though it's severely UP, only does 1 damage

[@bruhman1240]

Man, I love ur work. Just keep it like this And glad to see MEDIX again

[@CornHolePatrol]

Loud and clear home slice!

[@timewellspent8137]

@@CornHolePatrol subscribe to CallMeCarson

[@therealshimo]

The beginning of this video was probably everyone’s initial reaction to mordhau becoming available for purchase

[@kn6706]

I didn't just watch a KZbin video...I watched cinematic genius, the epitome of visual art. This video was an absolute religious experience for me...

[@GhostOps21]

The memes are so powerful in this. 10/10

[@assassinkilla99]

The JoJo references are amazing

[@warnpeace5294]

Lord McLovin I know they get me every time, and I've never watched anything JoJo.

[@andreweeb0331]

You gotta get some stardust crusaders to help reclaim the holy land.

[@assassinkilla99]

@@warnpeace5294 You should give it a go unless anime ain't your cup of tea

[@warnpeace5294]

Lord McLovin I'm not big on anime DBz and avatar, are about the only things anime I've watched.

[@andreweeb0331]

@@warnpeace5294 you should watch jojo it's a requirement to live, and don't skip part 1 no matter how boring you think it is, don't you'll be doing yourself a favor

[@dokerbroker88]

A God must have made this Holy Crusading Video ✝️ 👏🏻

[@CornHolePatrol]

AVE MARIA!

[@clumsycommissar5260]

A god?! YOU MEAN THE GOD!!! Bring in the Spanish Inquisition!

[@cudanmang_theog]

God, satan, jeusu, lucifer, ... are just Jewish's jokes. FUck israel

[@philip2009]

4:50 That's a PUBG legend Respect +++

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

Mordhau, JoJo, powerwolf. The holy Trinity Also, this has motivated me to buy the game, thanks.

[@tyhma1563]

Tf is jojo

[@qiaghauk5324]

@@tyhma1563 JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

[@tyhma1563]

@@qiaghauk5324 what? Is there a joke i'm missing?

[@qiaghauk5324]

@@tyhma1563 If you haven't watched the anime, you won't get the joke

[@tyhma1563]

@@qiaghauk5324 The.. W H A T?

[@josephlambert1565]

Thanks for convincing me to purchase the game. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!

[@steelyphil4859]

I have been debating on buying this for a few weeks and after watching this magical shit storm I am sold. The editing is perfect. Buying and installing Friday night

[@palerider9565]

Hows it going for ya?

[@OmegaViper]

best promotional video ever, they really should use this :P

[@federalnickel]

There's no way the game is as much fun as this video.

[@GiulianoM14]

FederalNickel If you get gud, it can be.

[@federalnickel]

@@GiulianoM14 Ha!

[@Gorkhin]

@@federalnickel It actually is.

[@GoulouMalouku]

All the things you saw in the video will happen to you, it's really fun if you play enough and beat the noob starting phase (especially duel servers)

[@jonnyblade3234]

"you're a Looney" you referenced my favorite movie, have a like

[@Piedrahumo4447]

WE GONA TAKE JERUSALEN NOW???

[@michalcienki]

lol I had to watch the pan throw @6:10 for a few times cause it was so perfect, that game is pure gold

[@EfeKara_]

That was "GUD" can we get the Mordhau experience 2?

[@stealthybanana8751]

This video literally changed my youtube from dark to light mode

[@whtdwarfbackhe]

"IM INVINCIBLE!" "Your a loony!"

[@randomshittutorials]

you're*

[@lindaakesson8403]

@@randomshittutorials not everyone has the energy to spare theyre time on that bs :D

[@randomshittutorials]

@@lindaakesson8403 nigga you're dumb af

[@randomshittutorials]

@@lindaakesson8403 to spare they are time? Dude 😅 it takes a literal 10 seconds to look up how to do it. Unless you want to be a moron for the rest of your life.

[@epsilon2843]

Came back to watch this masterpiece a year and a half later and the pan man *BONG* *YEET* still gets me every time

[@Sovereignless_Soul]

Your editing skills are that of a big time KZbinr.

[@titsmcgee1538]

Not really but he's still great Dont kill me

[@haroldbalzac6336]

Like albino but less ADHD.

[@krich106]

"Farcry3 Blood Dragon" has a damn nice tutorial as well

[@professionaltaxevader4638]

Mordhau is available Medieval chivalry warfare tryhards: It's free real estate

[@MaximusAutismus]

Chivalry guys are actually having a hard time adapting since its not a dance contest and a proper sword simulator lol.

[@flipflierefluiter5665]

@@MaximusAutismus Mordhau isnt that different from Chivalry....

[@thewargimp]

@@flipflierefluiter5665 yes it is

[@petrorlov2599]

@@thewargimp dragging and feinting are still just as viable though, so most of the skills acquired in Chivalry are still applicable

[@flipflierefluiter5665]

@@thewargimp nope

[@matthewfrignani]

3:58 “Nothing personal, Kid” my boi imaqtpie

[@mathiasd5300]

Man I stopped playing online games a couple years ago but I used to play a lot to Chivalry and you sir just gave me desire for buying this and kick some asses. Cheers mate, great video.

[@SoHPKC]

Geez, I was actually really happy when you started playing Powerwolf

[@johnmoo8072]

This game seems fun, and it also seems familiar too for some reason.

[@arcticharecommand]

chivalry

[@johnmoo8072]

@@arcticharecommand yeah that's it! I played a bit of it on the PS4 but last time I played there wasn't alot of folks online but I had some fun 1v1 battles :,3 Thank ya

[@arcticharecommand]

@@johnmoo8072 no problemo

[@legatariy]

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare v.2.0.1.

[@MrGhostman248]

3:40 “I’ve fallen… and I can’t get UUUUUHHHHH” caught me off guard loool

[@Darkoriax17]

The fucking “you’re approaching me?” emote is the best fucking part of Mordhau.

[@GeneralCodyHD]

Lmao...these memes dude...gotta get that Minecraft in there LOL

[@GeneralCodyHD]

hhwhitewolf009 lol. Are you watching with your eyes closed?

[@soldierhobbes1182]

I mean you missed that one dude in every match who’s playing megolovania on the lute and running for his damn life. But other than that, yeah this is pretty accurate.

[@gladiumthebrazilian7803]

One of my Knights is literally A CRUSADER WITH A FRYING PAN A LUTE AND TRAPS,I CALLED IT *THE BUTT CRUSHER*

[@VolcaronaWolf]

You’ve just made the greatest way of advertising this game.

[@pixelfodder]

Still one of the best Mordhau videos ever conceived. You sir, are a master.

[@sasquatch11101]

Never hear power wolf before thank you for this great discovery

[@CornHolePatrol]

Powerwolf is amazing!

[@valtenLbOz1495]

"I've fallen, and I can't get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Had me dying.

[@Ghostrebel017]

I hear Powerwolf, I hit THE HORNS! ... I mean like.

[@rampage75_25]

When i began mordhau, i said literally "the first one to say deus vult will be impaled" Now i regret it

[@fishpop]

3:11 I wouldn't be surprised if there's a trophy for doing a Black Knight to someone. (chopping off all limbs)

[@J-Kabar]

How many memes can you put into one video??? Cornholepatrol: OH, SHIT. hold my beer He memes harder than mr beast

[@Amducyas]

Editor: What kind of memes do you want in this OP: YES!!!!

[@MiddlePegLeg]

*NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*

[@siftubes]

man where do yall find such memetastic sounds and phrases and shit it never ceases to amaze me

[@trj_creative846]

4:45 the TK and frying pan yeet have to be the best parts of this

[@silasjames6907]

I think this is legit one of your best videos

[@satanicdomain8178]

"Choose name" "DEUS VULT!!!!!!!" That name is already taken

[@haykalhaykal920]

- Saw Mordhau on Steam - Read the reviews (the top funnies one) - Immediately bought the game - Search for youtube videos while downloading - Amazed

[@jonathanasdell9310]

This is actually quite accurate haha, minus the full blown conversations you can have with emotes

[@sonofthebearking3335]

Hearing Elder Scrolls IV HLRRLRLRRRR!! Imperial Guard attack > laugh at 5:09 made my day. Thank you sir!!

[@pyrotechnick420]

I was on the fence about getting this game but now I'm sold.

[@Opachki69420]

its like chiv but 100x better

[@flame6579]

get it, one of the best games I've played in a while

[@voodooozo3755]

(years after) *someone reminds people of mordhau* *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS INTENSIFIES*

[@hoshimiyaeki]

How has swaggersouls not played this yet

[@homelessturret5309]

When powerwolf came in, that shit hit hard.

[@perfectvermin6489]

This is a Historical documentary of knights before chivalry was invented^^

[@travishurst2242]

"I've fallen and I cant get UUUUUUUUP"

[@Darnakas]

I knew this game is made for your videos! And youre right, best Tutorial ever!

[@jupitwr6456]

No Lute... not The Real Mordhau Experience 8/10 gud memes.

[@petmop1309]

In the name of God I wrote down these refferences 1:35 Hmmmmm A JoJo refference 5:19 Overwatch refferencce 6:26 another JoJo refference 6:27 Super Mario Bros refference 6:28 tf2 refference and the whole fricking video is a history refference

[@Pie_Smacker]

The most powerful weapon to ever grace the battlefield was not the sword, but a single world: *YEET!*

[@flodgey]

Top notch memes sire

[@CornHolePatrol]

Ahh well met kingsman! Thank you for the kind words!

[@Sketchy-Looking_Duck]

The Crusades start at 2:43, my brothers! DEUS VULT!

[@eldyy9328]

I absolutely love your edits. I made a short 1 clip simple arma 3 edit inspired by your vids. It's not much but its honest work

[@geyotepilkington2892]

it sucks. Better luck on your next edit, good luck! :)

[@eldyy9328]

@@geyotepilkington2892 Currently making a Mordhau one now. I've got a minute and a half done so far. I think this one is gonna be pretty good.

[@yernoaloodtaedaethat2780]

I only figured out recently that Scotland is a norse country and came from such a sick warrior culture. It was near impossible to attack their land and invaders literally said "fuck that" when attacking them was suggested. I always wondered why the Scottish were always on the scene and in games like this. Turns out that they have the like the strongest significance to the Vikings second from likes of Norway etc obviously. A Scottish character brandishing a blue and white cross, speaking an incomprehensible language while angrily seeking to slaughter people would be deeply frightening.

[@Kameruner]

Mordhau: yo can I copy your homework? Chivalry: yeah but don’t copy paste my homework. Both passed.

[@Jmcgee1125]

There are too many memes here to keep track of. Perfect.

[@MrMoustaffa]

Jesus Christ I can't stop laughing at 4:50

[@Lucidtheory]

God damn dat boi lucid theory

[@callumb-h7950]

The real Mordhau experience is trying to Chamber for the 200th time and failing, miserably, so you decide to become a Bow Kid instead.

[@willscriven1876]

This should just be the advert for the game at this point. What more do you want? Crusade? CHECK. frying pans? CHECK. Everything you could want? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK

[@TheNecrOblivion]

They should make this the Mordhau trailer on steam.

[@deltaknight2764]

With how memey this game is, it'd actually work.

[@treark9648]

All I can say is YES YES YES to this beautiful meme video

[@ICanDew]

This should've been the trailer 😂

[@evieinfinite]

8/10 not enough eye burning effects to join with the meme sounds

[@nickknight8692]

The "You wanna see jesus" bit at the end got me dying.