The Most ADDICTIVE Game on Steam

[@NotSimo]

Crack c*caine: the game

[@chaf1067]

Simo shot my six year old cousin in Casablanca and framed me

[@bvane9844]

It's also free on mobile playstore btw Though this looked familiar and yep already on my phone haha

[@maccraith7702]

POV 12 hours lost only hitting arrow keys Worth it

[@Ajax8237]

I swear ervery reaction I've seen to this game, has been something in the vein: "I don't know why my brain feels warm & fuzzy rn, but there are a lot of bright flashing lights and numbers on screen. I'm committing the collective genocide of serveral different monster species simultaneously. I can't stop - and I don't want to...'

[@Gamereal6286]

Ah yes, Simos greatest nightmare: Bat unionizing and probably death. I also saw this some time ago, but never quite wanted to play it. Good to see youre having fun with it. Personally wouldnt mind more of it. Also that Bible upgrade is hilarious. 😆

[@nonbisco]

Bro I gotta drop in another comment, I cannot BELIEVE the way Simo pronounced clover, bro 20:26 CLUVVER? GIMMIE THE CLUVVER?

[@NotSimo]

🤓🤓🤓

[@TheMetasora]

@@NotSimo😂

[@sahilrahman5066]

Pffft Cluvver hahaha 😂

[@WhereWifi]

Engineer in Risk of Rain 2 is basically the 3D equivalent of the madness of Maruto and part2 Eleanor.

[@cicerothenekoknightplaysall]

Turn away from the screen now gets a unskipable ad

[@lennonl.4370]

Surprised you just now discovered this game Simo 🤣

[@1MrAshey]

Vampire Survivors mentioned Game and the devs are so amazing I wish Italy was real

[@DCdabest]

Damn. Just watching this game has my brain humming with the good chemicals. Always with the solid content.

[@waltervoidbringer4491]

Any fellow Garlic builders in the comments?

[@andreasschone5383]

I love, how many people are dismissing Vampire Survivors. But VS has actually started a flood of Survivor-like games, best ones are Death must die, Holocure, God of Weapons and Halls of Torment.

[@SuperMentalkids]

Have you published this video before I swear I’ve watch it awhile ago

[@NotSimo]

Nah man you're having deja vu or something lmao

[@autisonm]

Other good games kinda like this are Death Must Die and Holocure.

[@karuma963]

We need new vampire survivors series now, like every Thursday ❤

[@FDelaporte]

Try halls of torment, you'll love it

[@lollygagger3242]

So I 100%'d this game, but ofc that wasn't enough so I did the same thing on mobile when it came out, but of course that wasn't enough too so I then went on to 100% Halls of Torment (which you might want to check out if you finish VS and still have an itch for dopamine hits)

[@ghigo7300]

Every Italian is gonna crack it ar LA BORRA

[@Roof1312]

in fact: i watch this video on 3 am

[@juancernas485]

This game kicked off a whole genre of games, horde survival/bullet heaven.You should check out some of the games inspired by Vampire Survivors. There's a lot.

[@thebigsam]

Don't show Simo the Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor. He might forget his youtube password

[@TheGutsCasualGamer]

Simo I know this video isn't about Mount & Blade but I have a question to ask you, do you prefer Bannerlord's Daily Gold Exchange or Warband's Weekly Party Wages?

[@NotSimo]

Bannerlord's daily exchange! Makes day-to-day interactions fun sometimes (like running out of funds and needing to think on your feet how to pay your troops) Both good though

[@fableshearth2457]

i ADORE VAMPIRE SURVIVORS and games like it. If you liked that one, you'll like death must die and halls of torment.

[@NotSimo]

Already beat Death Must Die

[@fableshearth2457]

@@NotSimo I love that game so much and I can't wait for them to add more

[@alyasuramza]

OH i recognise that bgm on the intro!!

[@NotSimo]

It's Godhand!

[@alyasuramza]

@@NotSimo are you gonna make a vid on it by any chance, Simo?

[@NotSimo]

I wouldn't mind 😂

[@SgtSwampDonkey]

shout out to dwarf fortress

[@coolio7807]

welcome to the addiction

[@robertjames6936]

a game with with a massive amount of overwhelmingly positive reviews turned out to be good ... who could have foreseen this heresy?

[@codegalightbringer3417]

not even hideo kojima can get me to play this game.

[@TehGnomeh]

DWARF FORTRESS MENTIONED

[@aclutchboy5389]

I just realized this game is in the tesla in my dads car 😭

[@Lorendrawn]

Blood astronomia gang:

[@augustocontini]

hey king, nice video

[@NotSimo]

Thank you chief

[@dario5178]

Overdosed on the dopamine

[@talhasahin4725]

I recommend to you try brotato

[@nonbisco]

I recall simo talking about an upcoming bannerlord video? Hmm... Curious...

[@NotSimo]

It's coming, I promise, 100%, it's just a more high effort project so it'll take a bit more time

[@nonbisco]

ITS COMING BRO I SWEAR.. I-I JUST NEED ANOTHER CHEST BRO, ITS COMING I SWEAR@@NotSimo

[@NotSimo]

It's 100% coming. I'm planning it like a movie (1 hour or more length) that's why I'm taking my time planning it out and stuff

[@DrOfKy]

Not necromancer battle brothers. Very sad

[@abneralarcon6509]

Crack cocaine game=fire editing

[@Fellow_Daoist]

Play mercenaries 2

[@TheSaltyBear]

My disappointment is immeasurable.

[@cataldinho]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALY

[@marneuscalgar4361]

Wait this is just an actual game of all those bullshit ads

[@Schmoqyyy]

nice.

[@wintersking4290]

Steam knows if you have ADHD so be good for goodness sake...

[@SOAD4ever47]

Bro, let me break it to you: you do care about graphics a lot. There is no other explanation to your reaction at the images of the game and worse yet, assuming we had it too

[@NotSimo]

What I meant is that it is not a deal breaker for me

[@generalpinochet9821]

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