The most chaotic Yogs poker yet - Yogscast Jingle Jam 2021 Highlights Day 10

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[@DarkPhoenix6853]

Duncan's outfit... for some reason all I can think of is "My name is Magnum, I'm surrounded by bitches and I have nothing left to lose!"

[@fugyfruit]

Wheel boy is literally mankind winning wrestlemania

[@faldororlaridon2691]

The incredulousness of Tom's "You have...children!" made me absolutely lose it

[@tl1326]

im just keeping a timestamp don’t mind me 40:52

[@omegaRST]

hahaha it was amazing

[@omegaRST]

@@tl1326 Very useful! Thank you!

[@dougpowers]

"I've had this for awhile, but I've never found the opportunity to wear it... Because I'd look like an asshole." Always quick with the self-awareness, our Duncan.

[@yoshimario40]

46:49 for people looking for a timestamp.

[@kataihallenchrish]

i like how the only one who could take Wheelboy down.... was the 9 of diamonds

[@loglog7]

That picture of Lydia holding Boba, goddamn that came out of nowhere.

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

And I'm like 99% sure they are replicating a porn thumbnail lol

[@loglog7]

@@M4GG0TK1NG 100%

[@dustymooneye5858]

I'm just going to stick with my headcanon of them mimicking one of those "How to talk with short people" memes xD

[@Direk091]

@@M4GG0TK1NG Lydia's caption on twitter was "Look, we did the thing!" so, yes they were.

[@SekiberiusWelkesh]

48:27 and Lydia's not even standing up straight.

[@poi1258]

Unironically that Wheelboy All in with 75 was amazing, he has all the 4x in his range and he has an open ended straight draw and a 7 to draw, making him have 10 outs or about 30% equity, truly. In conlcusion, the wheel is the best poker player.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

If only any of us knew the rules to this game, things might go a little more smoothly

[@nedcurfman3486]

You ask a player for a card, and if they don’t have it, they say “go fuck a fish”

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

@@nedcurfman3486 Okay I have successfully fucked a fish. Whats next? Smh this game is hard

[@darkpixel1128]

@@ballinbalgruuf8198 did you use lube or no, because that affects what you do next.

[@Menno_3]

You divide the amounts of scaled indebbed in your body by the centiliters of lube used, and that's how many points you are allowed to spend.

[@Shadow_Of_Man]

@@Menno_3 And then you can spend those points to buy hotels and move along the board, but if you land on a snake you have to go back to it's tail end.

[@CyborgPigeon]

Tom: There's a lot more spinning the wheel that's going to be happening this year. Tom with the foreshadowing at the start!

[@martinmcbride4530]

Tom introduced this with "alot of people, alot more spinning of the wheel to be had" Little did he know...

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I'm pretty sure he knew, hence he said that lmao

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

The finale of Daff and Wheel Boy isn't the showdown we needed but rather the slowdown we deserved.

[@jms418p2]

2:45 as hilarious as it sounds, I firemen are always coming into the store I work at and buying chocolate milk haha

[@Echo_B]

Really thought wheel boy was about to win the whole tourney. The entire stream was iconic. Highlight of the JingleJam right there

[@hrpang]

"I think between you and I we can manhandle Lewis" They clearly haven't been pushed into a canal.

[@ThatAlexGuyIST]

Watching Tom and Pyrion just chat shit makes me really want them to start a podcast together

[@Alpha-1812]

59:44 As Wheel Boy went all in, Palps was joined by Golum in the commentary booth.

[@charliedowzell8622]

Watching Pyrion slowly come to the realisation that Wheelboy is unbeatable is absolute gold.

[@joshrainbow7268]

Love how the last round was won with the 9 of diamonds in hand

[@MiniMuka]

This was an iconic one

[@LankanLatino]

1:17:50 I loved this whole sequence of harry potter bullshittery

[@Wabajak13]

Spiff and Kirsty look like the king and queen of Christmas cuteness

[@dermathze700]

Every year I forget to watch the poker stream because I always think it's about poker.

[@finleyjennings6051]

A foolish mistake

[@TheMirksta]

The Simon Clark bit at 54:10 really got me for some reason

[@mannmctrash]

I come back to this video sometimes just for that bit 😂

[@DonEskil]

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.

[@varied6902]

Pyrion in a leather jacket would give off Tobias from Arrested Development vibes.

[@aaronhuss3592]

"You there! Cake or Death?" Lewis: "Cake!"

[@Qriz-Topher]

YogsPoker is always my highlight of the year, since I don’t have much time and don’t watch the yogs that much anymore these videos are a blessing, thank you

[@Blisterdude123]

I think the chaos of the Wheel of Wonder actually improved Lewis' poker.

[@Laylia_]

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills

[@tl1326]

before finale: i better see wheel boy win the whole thing proving that the table is worse than a wheel

[@greenpeen2870]

0:28 Little did he know...

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Lydia looks like a Mob Boss' Daughter with Duncan as her appointed muscle

[@ragingrhino101]

You know you are in for a treat when the highlight video is this long

[@jb76489]

Tom and Gemma competing to see who can have the most plunging neckline

[@latherrinsemaim]

The rest of us: winning the competition no matter what

[@lliamdavis6950]

we win when Tom does

[@Wabajak13]

Mousie might actually win that contest

[@j-henry7391]

Plunging like necklines are in style now all thanks to THE SENATE

[@The_Hipster_Cow]

Pretty sure Mousie had the most aggressive V-neck

[@CaptainHeadcrab]

I'm all for just having CBT on The Wheel

[@joshuarichardson5065]

No Vin Diesel for bald role models?

[@ashlyy1341]

pyrion realises he's commentating late night dog poker on dave

[@evanfischer147]

This is genuinely the highlight of my year! I love nothing more than bad poker played by basically comedians

[@noahfuller4128]

In hindsight, we should have realized the last two would be tom and prions nemeses

[@MeredithLikely]

Thank you for making these edits! They're so fun and punchy.

[@Crokto]

i cant wait for my kids to ask where babies come from, so i can explain how to pay the stork

[@dardade3277]

13:38 love how it looks like Pyrion is casually doing Cheers with a person off screen behind Tom while they both stare deeply into eachothers eyes

[@Ahkmedren]

Wheel Boy brought the same chaotic energy as the double 9s prior. I hope he comes back next year. :)

[@bretcameron9116]

"Lockdown has been unkind" Ouch, why you gotta do my man like that?

[@robg9545]

Ok I've had a but of a break from yogs but coming back to wheel boy is legendary. On the negative side I now have a hankering for cake damn you wheel boy!

[@Jindo1]

1:10:31 "The wheel chooses the boy, Breeh"

[@opalizard]

I am so thankful for these videos, I would completely miss jingle jam otherwise 💜

[@stevensauve]

Let wheel boy stand as a testament that being good at poker is infact mostly luck

[@DrSmugface]

knowing your hands helps tho ..

[@Keanine]

If you're playing with people who are good at poker then it becomes more of a game of reading people and bluffing which is where the skill would come in. On this sort of table yeah it's almost entirely luck

[@EbonMaster]

@@Keanine so in theory if someone brought a wheel (that you cant read or bluff) to a poker match they would be just as likely to win there as in this environment? lol

[@GEM4sta]

@@EbonMaster Old chain, but using a wheel against people that know how to play poker would be awful. The best possible wheel would probably be one that had all in on every slice. In that case, good players would probably get up to around 60-40 to 65-35 favorites (Fold until you have a hand that crushes the average hand), this group would probably be more like 55-45 favorites. With the current wheel, it would be way worse than that. The wheel is incredibly exploitable, you can min-raise it until it randomly stops on fold or all in. Every time you put in a min raise you have a 1/7 chance to win the pot on the spot. I think probably if you came up with some theory, you should probably almost always call/min raise unless the wheel is all-in with face down cards.

[@theinfamouskcaj]

This proves that random chance is better than most of them at poker.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

Drakon, thank you for making this.

[@watchman_1029]

48:25 Lewis would be very jealous

[@thegodpickle1718]

Daf is like Philip Fry when the brains attack, immune to the wheel

[@coling.4476]

1:23:00 it looks like an eight with the sticker in the middle.

[@mikewazowzki8759]

such slander against Simon Clark XD

[@jacobcarignan1]

absolute madman

[@ChrisAce117]

Damn this was incredible

[@RuddyGoober]

Going to watch this again and see if I can understand the game of "poker" this year

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

I like the long highlights video but anyone know why the full stream hasn't been posted to the yogslive channel yet?

[@angelceja4009]

When zylus wins his round the dealer burns in-between each card. Even during the flop. Not sure if it would have changed anything but I just thought it was strange.

[@BigShiftGaming]

When Wheel boy folds to eat cake... just the Choaitic story of Wheel Boy continues!

[@augustjay6436]

Can we just get every jungle jam video this long as well plz

[@perniciouskraken1898]

Tom and pyrion are gonna give Duncan a Bristol handshake and make with his hair and jacket

[@Liquidboi]

This is just a podcast with poker sometimes

[@ahjgbhlahgaohgl]

Pyrion got me hot with the strength competition lol

[@CboTheSecond]

Now I want a Daf Wheel boy rematch in Dota

[@EzekielHateable]

It feels like that Red Dwarf/Star Trek story has become Tom's favorite story now. I think I've heard him tell it like 4 times now. Heheheheheh He knows how to get the nerd rage going in people.

[@TyphlosionGirl]

Does anyone else wish they would pipe in the audio from the poker game from time to time, I feel like they would have funny things to say (I mean ik they technically do, but its just really quiet)

[@tannermattingly4462]

Usually the poker streams get edited down into a few episodes on the Games Night Channel, where they do cut to more table audio at important moments.

[@Oshamon]

They also livestream the table chat on the yogcon twitch channel at the same time as the poker

[@aidanthayer8967]

2 liters is so much milk my lord....

[@anthonyhanlon9808]

I didn't notice it was mark hulmes for so long. Very convincing

[@gwenlliandavies7348]

FUCKING WHEEL BOY!

[@JanBagels]

Best year of yog poker to date

[@TtobbaRevilo]

And remember everybody, always keep incest off your wheel!

[@MegaPurves]

Well, looks like I'm a bukkake pit scrubber

[@SirNightmareFuel]

1:04:17 just gonna leave that there to be gif'd late...

[@mrwallrus3202]

Absolutely baffled

[@icychill105]

Wheel boy is amazing, i think pro poker should have a wheel

[@alexthorold3496]

Mark Hulmes is making me feel things

[@ahjgbhlahgaohgl]

Daff looks like he is part of the village people and about to perform at the YMCA

[@thatguyxander6574]

Tom and Pyrion are like the two old guys in the top booth in the muppets. Lol

[@JJNincorporated]

Thanks for posting this. :)

[@fishisyum]

WHEEL BOY

[@alexbrown1050]

That dealer is gonna need a new lock pattern (15:00 somewhere)

[@etherdeef4303]

Christmas tree looks like magic dude in inscryption

[@zcvhzd]

I know Wheel Boy had to die, but that doesn't mean i liked it

[@himissisgaming]

yes the huge cut

[@pyroshilov8474]

Breaking News: "Welsh man beats boy with a 69" And the 9 is the 9 of Diamonds...you can't make this up

[@Leptons_]

Hey Drakon, what jingle jam video of yours is now private? All I know is that it was from day 9 streams and it's now unavailable in playlists :(

[@DrakonAstron]

My highlights for the Hat Films art stream. The Hats asked me to remove it since they wanted to keep it for their channel. A tiny bit disappointing since it was one of my favourite streams and edits this year, but completely understandable.

[@Leptons_]

@@DrakonAstron aw man that's a shame. 😞 But yeah totally understandable since they haven't had many chances recently to make irl content for their main channel. Maybe once the main wave of viewers have seen it on their channel they'll let you reupload it or unprivate it? Then you're not really taking viewers from their channel and people will still get to see your edit. So might be worth asking in a few weeks. 🙂

[@Katstandfield]

Ben looks like Vetinari.

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

Wheel boy, the peoples Champion!!!! XDDD its so good man xDDD

[@cameronsmith1339]

I am loving Boba's outfit

[@monkeyfeed908]

Gemma increased my view time of the poker stream

[@lukepenn4238]

I have a genuine question. Is there a video with audio of just the players? I like the banter between Flax and Tom of course, but there are 2 overhead (boom?) mics over the table for a reason right? Either way hilarious video. Costumes like Grinch were top notch. Hilarious video!

[@Oshamon]

Yep, while the main yogscast twitch channel has the commentary, they also stream the table chat with what all the players are saying on the yogcon twitch channel

[@ashlyy1341]

on the 1000 hours thing: it supposedly takes 10,000 hours to master a skill that is, if you spend those 10,000 hours practicing and honing it. i don't think it counts if osmosis ? like you couldn't master the bass guitar in 10,000 hours if all you did was just noodling. you'd still be pretty good though ! but mastery comes from 10,000 hours of pushing and progressing

[@someperson8641]

Epic

[@Ilovesaetia]

30:30 im on way to much acid to be dealing with hirearchy of baldness

[@SpaceMissile]

you make the D.A.R.E. lion sad. :(

[@Strife773]

i like to think they are betting with the jingle jam donations

[@lbspud7379]

Did you think you’ll to do highlights of the poker game itself too?

[@monetised4347]

If you can blind people with your forehead you can join the bald club.

[@mrbushi1062]

this is my first Yogs poker. Are they playing with real money