The Most Confusing Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@RisingJericho]

I look forward to Part 9 where the audience will need a PhD in quantum mechanics to understand the main enemy's Stand

[@pieV3000]

Araki brings in 3 theoretical physicists, a surgeon, a crytozologist, and 3 quantum physicists to consult on the stands abilities

[@Wind0demon0anime]

@@pieV3000 that's..... painfully accurate and I'm hyped 😂

[@utterclown1580]

The Main Villain's stand: Crazy Equals Genius - By entering a separate timeless universe, he can delete things in order to create something with an equal value, but no-one knows how he actually gets the items he replaces things with.

[@jakemason5098]

if they do make part 9 who would the protagonist be?

[@jakemason5098]

@@utterclown1580 wut

[@bubblines]

"Who shot Johnny Joestar?" "yes"

[@epitaphboi4816]

Who killed Hannibal?

[@scoober7666]

Damn the already had us with Roundabout but they threw it away by shooting best JoJo

[@vm_duc]

yes yes but the important question is *WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?"*

[@Madarauchiha-ye5hj]

*roundabout intensifies*

[@ganso376]

@@vm_duc yes

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

“We then cut to Jesus Christ” Because why not

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

IgnacioPlays and dinosaurs don’t forget those

[@Double400]

@IgnacioPlays and throwing your balls at people

[@koryfredrick1164]

To check in on him, I guess

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

Cut to Jesus Christ sounds way too normal for Jojo, if we think about it.

[@aidans4588]

And a talking tree

[@beetheimmortal]

The "Who shot Johnny?" arc is probably one of my favourites in any manga ever. It's so great.

[@Lixchia08]

Still can't figure out who really shot him

[@ruzgar1372]

I don't like it a whole lot. The concept is cool but not only is it confusing, but D4C's ability was retconned from "Allowing neighbouring worlds to coexist" to "I can travel to different neighbouring worlds and pull people in with me".

[@brittlekneesmgee3674]

@@Lixchia08 all three but valentine was the only person who did it on purpose

[@mumenrider1908]

@@ruzgar1372 actually hamon beat has debunked that

[@l11.a.person]

@@ruzgar1372maybe it’s both

[@nickyy7865]

remember when this was all about British people punching vamps

[@theark2499]

Yes

[@guts9553]

Remember this show was about saving a daughter and a mom.. and a *MILF*

[@theark2499]

Rember when it was about finding a serial killer

[@NeilSMahapatra]

< sigh >

[@kotarojujo2345]

With portable sunlight

[@bizarrediego774]

Part 6 stands. I control the speed at which lobsters die

[@eibonrasseru5549]

While the crabs go and learn physical anatomy every ten days

[@carsson5542]

Yea

[@geicogecko7303]

But now you have time to train them to listen to you and get buff

[@jackmazeika5594]

But only when im in bed

[@ablueguy5867]

I can generate levels of luck to however i want to a certain extent, while also making you realize the greed youve had all along, and erase some of you personality and memories... but like once per person

[@kahncena22]

stands after part 4 i can summon a devil that is unstoppable for one minute only on a tuesday

[@sarika3689]

kuubi 77 yeah lol

[@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104]

P3: I'm fast and can stab people P8: My money is cursed to drown you in more money

[@shonklebonkle324]

Imagine if a stands ability could only be used while a half mile away from any person named jeff when jeff is eating a ketchup sandwich, and while wearing a blue suit while speaking Gaelic backwards with a piece of gum on their forehead while its raining. Just brainstorming the most convoluted requirements for a ability for no fucking reason.

[@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104]

Knowing Araki if this were to be an actual stand ability, the effects of it would be instantly killing someone and combine it with the 400 IQ package almost every JoJo character has(sorry Okuyasu but you got the 40 IQ package) it'll kill someone

[@filthyactataunreasonablepr21]

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[@Nyx-xh6kz]

Its pretty simple once you think of JoJo main villain abilities like different functions on a VCR or TV The World is a pause button Bites the dust is rewind King Crimson is the "skip" function Made in heaven is fast forward And D4C is the equivalent of changing the channel

[@soulcrossing4310]

What about The Wonder of U (TWOU)

[@hijous]

Now that make sense.

[@AlexRamirez-pi5vz]

@@soulcrossing4310 TWOU is if you decide to throw the remote at the tv

[@nickywalcott1204]

@@soulcrossing4310 Wonder of U is more like picking up the remote, accidentally knocking over something causing a Domino effect that ends with the TV falling on you, your head smashing through the sceeen, electrocuting you to death.

[@diegoantoniorosariopalomin9979]

D4c is like changing from the theathrical cut to directors cut

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

Can we appreciate that the most confusing thing in JoJo is how three people simultaneously shot a cripple

[@muzankibutsuji622]

Correct

[@tomdaniel872]

Who is collecting all the different parts of Jesus Christ.

[@seelcudoom1]

@@tomdaniel872 in a horse race, against the president of the united states

[@potato560]

The most confusing parts are all the guns are the same

[@margarethmichelina5146]

The most confusing part is how that cripple is still survived after getting shot 3 times by 3 different people.... oh wait, he's the main protagonist, so he got a plot armor

[@umbreonclifford]

Part 7: Who shot Johnny Joestar Part 6: Why is everything a snail.

[@umbreonclifford]

Part 8: why that little boy dressed as a girl in the basement

[@sergiolucas2781]

Part 8 : Why do i have 4 balls?

[@gungy_vt]

Part 8: Who put this chair here?

[@phantomplasma1471]

What is your profile 😂

[@smiith5]

Part 3: resetting stairs

[@sock312]

He casually just says “gyro eats some horseshit off the ground”

[@prometheusplays3789]

Sock that’s what jojo does to you sometimes

[@santiny4906]

d u s t t a l e s a n s ????

[@sock312]

Santiny yes indeed I am too lazy to change it

[@Kiasis]

Because Gyro did casually eat horse shit off the ground lmfao Fr, the first time I read that panel, I have to read it again, I just can't believe my eyes 🗿

[@normal_username3231]

It took me much longer to understand king crimson, but I eventually fully understood it; but it took me less time to understand most D4C’s abilities, but took me forever to understand the whole “who shot Johnny” part

[@Skyfire-qu7nt]

Honestly what helped me understand King Crimson the best was playing Terraria with the JoJostands mod, for some reason it just clicked

[@FoolsJest]

​@@Skyfire-qu7ntThat sounds awesome lmao gotta try it out

[@theendofthestart8179]

@@Skyfire-qu7nt You didnt use summons + 20th century boy? L take.

[@LaMelon]

i never understood what people found confusing about it tbh

[@ItsSagoLOL]

Everyone: who shot Johnny Funny: well to answer that we need to talk about parallel universes

[@hewhomakesnosound]

With just real world connotations that's already a mind fuck.

[@cattfromwonderlab]

Valentine kills Gyro in half an A Press.

[@josemanuelrodriguez401]

Valentine builds up speed for 12 hours to access parallel universes

[@sino_diogenes]

never though I'd see a pannenkoek2012 reference in the wild.

[@TheFreedd]

Lool

[@MilkJugA_]

"Magenta is alive. This is important later" "We then cut to a flashback of Jesus Christ" lol "base universe sponge" LMAO

[@bernhardalan3613]

Welcome to Jojo where everything just works apparently

[@mucilaginouschiropteran2811]

King Crimson: It just works Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: It doesn’t work

[@sachyas]

no thats GER

[@scotcheggable]

@@sachyas Nah, GER is: It didn't work

[@sachyas]

@@scotcheggable yes, that's what I'm saying lmao

[@najadamu2724]

Heavy Weather: I don't know how subliminal messages work

[@najadamu2724]

@@scotcheggable GER: It never worked

[@JachymorDota]

Comming fresh from finishing that part, I think D4C has a second ability which works more of an area of effect. Basically, if out of combat and focused, the dimensions are actually fusing and blurring together, maybe if only localized. But when used directy, Funny Valentine can use it to switch dimensions and bring people without their wallets with them. Or, you know, the stand changed when Funny Valentine got hot after closing the door.

[@filetofish5121]

The only person around here making any sense

[@cutpaper]

i was thinking you could just imagine it as 2 abilities, it really makes it a lot less confusing ngl

[@john_sinful4005]

Protagonist’s stand: i can uhhh shoot gun and bullet bounce Antagonist’s stand: *requires a 23 minute video to describe its ability*

[@d16inches]

And still no one gets it

[@john_sinful4005]

@@d16inches i do

[@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642]

@ige77 both is easy to explain I have explain it to others in 5min 5of those min was about me explaining KC D4C GER

[@Gabrostil]

This is until tusk 3

[@user-kg2lp8jz2r]

Wait are you talking about hol horse mista or jonny

[@tdoy960]

"Who Shot Johnny Joestar" takes place from 3:59 to 4:13 That's 14 minutes 14th of February _Valentine's Day_ *_Valentine shot Johnny_*

[@Naskerz]

:O

[@themoth1360]

Holy shit....

[@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973]

Naiisu On Araki

[@ykckfc8544]

OH GOD

[@soundsbysuffice]

@@toomanyeyesjoe1438 you must be a smart one, thinking he was referring to time stamps in the video....

[@TheOtherLPer203]

Funny Valentine: *Empties revolver into Johnny* Funny Valentine: "Who shot Johnny Joestar?"

[@be7655]

Hey Johnny look at me *Bitch*

[@vDullahan]

(shoots Johnny) Why would someone do this?

[@imtm]

"who shot Hannibal?" xDddd

[@imtm]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKC9kqChh7J2nMk

[@EmpTheClown]

For those who are still confused after this 23 minute long explanation: When Wekapipo shot Johnny, and when Diego shot Johnny, those were two different universes/dimensions existing at the same time. However, Only the twins saw Wekapipo shoot Johnny because that’s what they saw in their universe, and the twins only saw Diego for the Same reason. So in short, both universes kind of merged together (I’m also pretty confused still so most of the stuff here would be incorrect probably)

[@windflier1684]

This explanation doesn't work because: Diego and Wekapipo both met after they shot Johnny, without getting "closed" by D4C in between time, so how do they met if they were in two different universes when they shot Johnny? They only got "closed" once when they were fighting "Wekapipo" and Valentine behind the flag.

[@BossKnight]

@@windflier1684 during the shooting they were transported to the base universe, This could mean the bade wekapipo nd diego were placed in altnernate universes off screen, or more likely the corpse part being only in the base universe was forgotten or not written yet as it wasn’t a important distinction yet, Kinda makes more sense rather than the main villains ability changes, a small minor thing is changed that can be easily forgotten

[@josephdery6996]

The fact that dio picked up polneroff, moved him, and walked back is hilarious to me

[@nicholasfallbrook9810]

The World has a range of 10 meters and is easily strong enough to lift a swole Frenchman, so I don't see why people assume DIO would take the risk of appearing "laggy" by walking over to Polnareff, moving him, and rushing back up.

[@ianfinrir8724]

If Polnareff knew how to BLJ, Dio would've been dead right then and there.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@nicholasfallbrook9810 DIO is a vampire, fast and powerful. Yes, DIO can do that

[@nicholasfallbrook9810]

@@givemeanameiwillhate9525 It would still have the issue of DIO needing to pose back in the exact same spot perfectly or else he will look like he's lagging. Plus using the World is just so much easier.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@nicholasfallbrook9810 why would he need to worry? His "seconds" are not seconds

[@pusty2909]

Ok kids, let's play the game "Who shot Johnny Joestar?" Was it a dinosaur? Men without stand throwing wreckin balls? Or the president?

[@Andy726_RUS]

President?

[@BAMGM]

Skałcik Play correct answer: they all did, but it’s all the President’s fault!

[@Blizzburn]

Yes

[@xolagix]

Everebody and President Only at the same time!

[@Johnnycpublic]

all the above

[@TheOfficialYeeBoi]

Part 9 araki: THE STAND CREATES A TIME THAT IS SOMEWHAT NON EXISTANT

[@Hifeco]

Isn't that just King Crimson?

[@HDR95]

@@Hifeco More or less. My guts telling me that sentence only 80% accurate to describe KC

[@Finite_Source]

Part 10: Okay so like he takes time, outs it in his magic time oven and he bakes it for a few minutes until it becomes a nice sweet baguette. Afterwards his stand eats the baguette causing all of the characters to lose their perception of time for whichever part of the baguette he ate. For example if he eats the right end then they lose perception of the future for a few minutes, if he eats the left end they forget the previous hour, and if he eats the middle then they basically just pass out for a few minutes. His secondary ability is that he can take the baguette and he can unwrap the crust on it, and he can see everything that is, will, or has happened anywhere in existence. His finally requiem ability is the he can actually take time and instead of baking it he can knead it in order to control time. Stopping time, reversing time, or fast forwarding time.

[@TopdawgAnderson]

Part 11: Dio joestar Jonathan Brando

[@dreamstannumber4730]

A STAND THAT IS A GAUNTLET, WITH SIX STONES.

[@captainb.mccrea5480]

I think a good way to explain it would be with visuals, if you used the 3D models to show from above, with Base, Universe 1, 2, 3. Then you can just drag and drop the characters into the base universe so it’s easier to understand

[@ranuastika9847]

This is why jojo take so long before they adapt it into anime. Araki sensei have to explain it to anime studio about his 200 iq

[@azureshieldchannel1969]

Araki be like: What I am about to say now contradicts God's teachings

[@Subhan_Ahmad2007]

made in japan? did take that name from made in heaven? lol

[@starrgaze_r]

Golden Wind took 1 week to animate the entire part

[@schleep.]

@@starrgaze_r fr?

[@klf4177]

y e s

[@all-stargam3rpunk]

Diavolo: King Crimson has the most confusing ability Funny Valentine: Hold my american flag

[@AirahsELL]

"Hold my napkin" FTFY

[@sans2878]

If you said beer it would still be American

[@pandoraswatcher9637]

The passion : hold my roses

[@kik9387]

@@sans2878 how the fuck is beer american

[@zedantXiang]

Not accurate he would say:"raise my spare american flag"

[@aceknown3230]

David production HQ CEO: We are doing Jojo part 7 Storyboard writer: nO

[@Mestoyo]

Doesn't they just animate the manga ? Or they rewrite the scenario ? And yeah, In any case, this gonna be hard to adapt

[@Beck_Monro]

​@@Mestoyo they'll have to summon the Aragod to explain the situation frame by frame

[@creepy5387]

Oh god. I doubt steel ball run will be animated

[@ThermiteThonk]

@@maarpevans5781 so never

[@Ian_StoryhammerForge]

Honestly, I think that D4C's ability in its reveal chapter was way cooler than its power later on. Instead of traveling to alt-dimensions, it could cause multiple events from different dimensions to overlap with one another. I think I'm just biased against alternative dimension plotlines, as they can get really confusing. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Bioshock Infinite.)

[@clarkdark2906]

BioShock infinite is peak bruh

[@dinobro4273]

Bioshock Infinite's writing is just bad, especially the Burial at Sea part 2. I doubt even the writers themselves truly understand what the fuck they were writing.

[@DoodleZoo]

It can effectively do both

[@cyriledwardr.magsombol2601]

DIO: Stops time Kira: Rewinds time King Crimson: Erases time Me: Waste time

[@limesage6335]

Cyril Magsombol xd

[@kidmagic1894]

Giorno: No

[@sandro4089]

Valentine:Changes time

[@13j48]

Cyril Magsombol part 8’s villain: ADDS TIME *DUN DUN DUN!!!!!* (I know what I say it’s fake but...)

[@nanaurbizniz2626]

Giorno: Shinjetsuu ni totatskurokotowa keshtenai

[@uniqueusername2671]

How the hell are they gonna show this in an anime

[@harryvpn1462]

They wont, dp will stop animating jojo so they dont have to pass by that

[@mohamedelhediissa289]

@@harryvpn1462 wait what? DP won't animate jojo anymore???

[@harryvpn1462]

@@mohamedelhediissa289 no that was just a dumb joke

[@boogiewoogie343]

They might have to resort to using Necromancy to bring Einstein back to life

[@jmanjman2685]

@@harryvpn1462 Am i the only one who actually thinks part 7 will never be animated even though its my favorite part and probably one of my favorite things in media ever? The part is so long and requires so much time and money to animate that i think the return in profits will simply be to low. So the higher ups and Warner Bros would probably just invest their money in something else.

[@aleksa9255]

"Who Shot Johnny Joestar?" Sounds like a title of a crime/mystery novel.

[@lokigamer9236]

Who shot Mr Burns?

[@Leopoldshark]

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

[@reesedesn71]

Who shot captain alex?

[@calvincuonz2740]

who shot my dad?

[@SmartAlec1]

Only problem is that I don't think the mystery can be solved...

[@ريّان-ذ4ت]

There's a definitely a retcon in D4C's ability, if they ever make an anime, some of the things in this arc will be changed such as the time for each event will be stretched to allow valentine to have more time to switch everyone up or some of the events in universe 2 and 3 will be changed as to not include corpse parts. Maybe at first before the retcon, the corpse parts existed in every universe and D4C was supposed to exist concurrently in every universe as well, with no base universe at all. This is still my favorite arc in the entire jojo franchise despite how confusing it is.

[@ZA_ULF]

The corpse parts can't exist in all universes cus if it did valentine will easily get all of it If it really should exist then there must be a rule that corpse part of the same verse only give power and not every limb head from other universes put together

[@APoleYouKnow]

@@ZA_ULF Don't you love it when Araki introduces a rule to keep something about the story consistent and then just FORGETS about it once and it breaks the story?

[@corey7457]

Anime watchers:King crimson is the most confusing stand Manga Readers:(Laughs in American)

[@shiddingandfarding4321]

(Laughs in cheese burger)

[@ialexrc]

**Laughs in Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price**

[@bryanadler7419]

*laughs in dragons dream*

[@kurros1270]

*Laughs in Freedom*

[@corey7457]

*Laughs In won a world war*

[@moonlitdescent3555]

Remember when JoJos was about buff men punching vampires with electric fists?

[@SariaRamia]

Good times! When some David Boey looking mf could freeze someone through physical contact, revive the long dead as fellow vampires, created a human headed dog for the lolz and exchanged his head with another person. Ah~ I miss the good ol' days

[@Nightwalk444]

Imo part 4 was the last good JoJo's. part 5 is decent and then it gets to shit.

[@kneeegrcwz]

@@Nightwalk444 *uses Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price and yeets you into your alternate version of yourself*

[@presentmic5233]

Remember when jojo was about gay Aztec gods with sexy-ass bodies and squirrels for hands?

[@Fizz-Q]

@@presentmic5233 the good times

[@sharkfixes7792]

CAN WE JUST GIVE THIS MAN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MAKING A 3-D RENDER OF A TOWN FROM MANGA CHAPTERS

[@mimkels]

Thats crazy

[@verysuperkoolepicperson9790]

@Chonghan L and bizzare

[@Nepalien_]

@@verysuperkoolepicperson9790 and in a town

[@LucasF25]

As someone who did a bit of Blender (aka, actual torture) in college, i can definitely say with confidence: i would rather get hit by a car than be forced to do that. Mad respect.

[@Djustbetter]

@@LucasF25 bruh you shouldn't have commented it was perfect

[@j4k934]

I got d4cs ability spoiled for me and I still was super confused at that introduction arc

[@25i428]

I was spoiled on D4C’s ability But when the D4C introduction arc played out, the spoiler was useless

[@robyn6455]

lmao same for me with made in heaven

[@jonathanlongbottom]

i’m glad to hear this because i’m spoiled and i haven’t read steel ball run yet. the thing is with jojo, if you finish the anime, after that, you get spoiled for the manga cause there’s no stopping it. i got so impatient i actually started to read the manga

[@hearts4leno]

i ruined 69 likes

[@jonathanlongbottom]

@@hearts4leno i fixed it

[@hearts4leno]

@@jonathanlongbottom nice

[@acene9666]

Basically, D4C Ability: Parallel Dimensional Reality Warping Also you can't bring money because it's..."Done Dirt Cheap".

[@bloxer9563]

A reasonable price indeed.

[@bloxer9563]

It's kind of wack though, why wouldn't you be able to transport denominations though? Is there some actual reasoning besides the name?

[@wirusan4829]

@@bloxer9563 we know that alternate universe has slight differences and the corpse part will be change into something that is equivalent valuable (because corpse part exist in the base one are op) so maybe in infinite universes, there will be one where money becomes the equivalent to the corpse part, meaning that bringing equivalent to corpse part is not allowed in other universes. This can be proven because valentine never store corpse parts in other universe, even tho it wouldn't be destroyed which means that every corpse and its equivalent is the only thing that d4c can't bring

[@Guruc13]

No money, Dirt Cheap, that's genius

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

@@wirusan4829 So then you shouldn't be able to bring even clothes or bones to neighbooring worlds

[@HayatoStarGod]

Lvl 1 Cripple vs Lvl 100 Presidents That's how *D4C* works

[@theedoctor8036]

Yep

[@usuariocomun702]

Not funny Dont become a justin y please

[@The_GhostWind]

Usuario comun he might not be funny, but he’ll still be our valentine. ... I’ll leave right now

[@notken3522]

D ick 4 c ock

[@catarathegato1240]

*D4CS*

[@callumbreton8930]

Okay, so to explain D4C's original ability, it could basically swap out sections of reality with other universes. The reason why the old artist knew that Valentine shot Johnny was it's original weakness, that being there would be certain sections of reality he couldn't swap out, hence why he couldn't affect the old man

[@FoolsJest]

I'm sensing factoids????

[@limitlessunknown8676]

Lol imagine getting shot by three different universes, now that’s some disrespect

[@ianfinrir8724]

Johnny must've done something horrible in a past life.

[@limitlessunknown8676]

@@ianfinrir8724 wonder what he did…

[@iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338]

@@limitlessunknown8676 searched up trish hentai.....?

[@limitlessunknown8676]

@@iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338 oh yea that probably its a terrible crime

[@5at5una]

as if being crippled aint bad enough

[@FerroFrog]

“King Crimson and D4C are so confusing” The whole fandom: “Ever seen a universal remote?”

[@Verl0_lily]

"universal what?"

[@jotarokujo4727]

just wait until they meet Wonder of U this stand is hella confusing too

[@epithat4582]

@@jotarokujo4727 wonder of u is just that one channel that you can't access with the remote because u didn't buy package

[@Jobunseph6441]

@@jotarokujo4727 Yeah why the fuck do certain attacks work and others don't. THIS IS BULLSHIT ARAKI. I NEED TO KNOW.

[@thomasfalla8590]

kc is pretty simple tbh he erases time but its more like everyone moves 10 seconds into the future with no recollection of what happened but Diavolo has recollection and consciousness during that time meaning he can alter what was going to happen in his favor by hitting them killing them whatever plus he looks into the future during that time

[@greengreengreengreengreen99]

I think the most confusing thing, is how Xforts doesn't have more people appreciating the good shit he puts out

[@simplygreen17]

Agreed

[@plutus0]

@hahaahaaha lol

[@greengreengreengreengreen99]

@@simplygreen17 nice name man

[@inendlesspain4724]

@hahaahaaha You can't be serious...

[@simplygreen17]

@@greengreengreengreengreen99 Right back at ya buddy!

[@braderaku]

I loved the Schrödinger's box explanation

[@carnez5604]

Part 5: How did bruno hit his future self? Part 7:WHO THE HELL SHOT JOHHNY?

[@mori7602]

@Rahman BRO Part 8 villian is the most powerful of all, but he/she hasn't appeared yet

[@carnez5604]

@@mori7602 Plot twist main villain is the wall eyes

[@fevy9982]

Moreh 00 bet giorno is stronker

[@eggmorp5326]

Part:10 who tf is the main jojo

[@santhiagorocha8719]

@Rahman BRO The head doctor... Probably

[@defnaw]

i would have created the streets in minecraft

[@usuariocomun702]

Lol

[@samgafford2371]

Agreed

[@betterpanda745]

UnderSTANDable

[@lubo1540]

i would too

[@solas-5176]

I thought the exact same thing. 😂

[@mr_hyno707]

If crimson king just works Then D4C doesn't even work

[@brodiecrain13]

And that's how it wins

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

It just works

[@GaussedUp]

@@duffinthemuffin5792 OH YEAH YEAH

[@debreczeniarpad9956]

King Crimson is like when you jump 10 seconds on the video, but Diavolo sees the video without the skip.

[@brezn_4183]

It works just better

[@FriskDreemurr66669]

3:14 i was listening to this while using blender and then when i flipped over to this, i saw how old the version of blender you were using is.

[@wackylrdz7825]

Ultimate Remote stand be like: Star platinum: pause movie The world: pause movie King crimson: skip 10 secs Killer queen bite the dust: rewind movie Gold experience requiem: rewind a bit Made in heaven: speed up movie Dirty deeds done dirt cheap: Change channel

[@EthanJaye]

Basically

[@mr.walter6973]

Change channel but the other channel can be seen in that channel

[@madaratobi321]

Gold experience rewinds to the beginning, bites the dust rewind the movie an hour

[@stevejacob1993]

u forgot that king crimson can erase bad parts

[@dimaswirawan4528]

D4C is basically a crossover episode

[@razato6495]

Jotaro: “ Once a life is taken it can’t come back, no stand can do that” Giorno: *Laughs in Vento Aureo*

[@christianmccollum5157]

I got bad news for you about Bruno buddy.

[@catnumber1538]

@Extreme meme Machine yup

[@icedjiit]

@Extreme meme Machine yes and with DIO's blood too, and speedwagon foundation's help too

[@azalakhir918]

@Extreme meme Machine Actually no

[@John-Stark]

HEAD HURTS!!!

[@thescarlethunter2160]

Jojo Anime Fans after watching jojo part 5 : at last there’s no more confusing stands like king crimson Manga Readers : there is another

[@crystalalumina]

Stone Ocean: *snaps* hey baby

[@okruma625]

Jean Claude Van Dame Sky High just kinda vibin

[@Jyappino1010]

@@crystalalumina Frog Rain from heavy weather: **Snaps** Hey baby.

[@insertobject4002]

@@crystalalumina Underworld arc: Hey baby

[@luna_knight_6777]

Like 4 more lol

[@pitou6874]

when you're so excited at making a character that you forgot its other characteristics and powers.

[@bigfella43]

ngl King Crimson isn't hard to understand, it's just hard to explain with just words

[@starscream8989]

yeah

[@novv5920]

The simplest explanation I know is that king crimson can erase the cause but keep the effect but i dont know if its fully correct

[@giovannigentili3375]

@@novv5920 king crimson opens a world where he is immune but he can't interact with anyone and he can move in it, in this world everything happens normally but at the end it will be erased so no one, but diavolo, will remember what just happened. In this moment he will be in an other position, like the others, ready to attack. Before he erases time he can stop it while predicting the future. All this in a maximum of 10 seconds. Hope I was useful and sorry for the bad English.

[@JJ-ix2gk]

@@giovannigentili3375 your english all good, dont worry 👍🏽

[@zanescoot]

Ok, what if, (and bare with me I've never watch jojo but I'm curious) king crimson can replace time. Example, KC gets shot, but he pulls an alternate timeline that the bullet misses, then makes his move, then deletes that time so that no timeloops or paradoxes can happen. This is just my theory, I barely know anything about jojo but this one stand ability intrigued me

[@captainawesome2731]

You know this whole thing would be so much less complicated if we replaced Johnny with Jotaro. Readers: Who shot Jotaro? Jotaro: No one, *the bullet grazed me*

[@RommekePommeke]

Muhammad Joestar.

[@siri4689]

Yes! He is!

[@Dr.Yakub22]

“The bullet is the same type as my stand”

[@mihajlor2004]

@@Dr.Yakub22 rock human:(turns into rock) Jotaro:so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

[@geicogecko7303]

Mihajlor mc Suta Rocku

[@kye1824]

Araki making this chapter: "This is fine" The fans reading this chapter: "Ohhhhh so Johnny shot Johnny, it all makes sense now..."

[@hamzamemon3081]

“Johnny shot himself after trying to understand this arc”

[@danurkresnamurti3598]

Funy thing is we can not see fron jhony perspective

[@tarnz9940]

@@hamzamemon3081 😂😂

[@deffury]

This actually sounds brilliant. I hope there is a movie that can replicate this scene.

[@popahtrj]

or da anime 😢

[@j.ojo2004]

D4C is almost basically when a kid makes a character Like oh he’s invincible

[@FookMi69]

SCP-682 *cough cough*

[@jamirocy]

This is too true. When i was a kid my lil sis and i would play some shitty fights and have magic and shit but she would always use something to make her strong and shit.

[@kanaster7305]

Yeet xD

[@JakubSinakl]

- My character can stop time! * Yeah? Well mine can move in your stopped time! - Mine can make yours not move in my stopped time! * Mine can erase things yours did in your stopped time! - Okay, but mine can enter a different universe and pull out a copy of you and make you kill yourself with it! And so on, and so on...

[@bobvella7228]

really? been thinking it kind of does nothing(in a open area) and he got killed repeatedly. he relied on a separate and kind of redundant power at the end and a gun

[@papyrustheskeleton4204]

When you realise if Part 7 gets animated, there will be a rebirth of “IT JUST WORKS” memes

[@lemonhead1571]

I... shamefully don't read the manga, what's the villain's stand?

[@real_maronszewc1]

@@lemonhead1571 ...............should we tell him?

[@lemonhead1571]

@@real_maronszewc1 Wait a minute.

[@kpeters909]

lmao

[@real_maronszewc1]

@@lemonhead1571 *boi*

[@Ulvorskets]

Imagine being valentine in 104th dimension, asking yourself "when can i use the stand?"

[@analyticalstarscream5299]

Mom said it’s my turn with the stand

[@sussygussy5457]

@@analyticalstarscream5299 meanwhile Johnny just wants to stand in general

[@jeffjefferson2853]

waiting for his turn to take the napkin.

[@MatmMactan]

@@sussygussy5457 mom said it's my turn on the legs

[@toe_sucker_4165]

And then you get it because of the infinite spin.

[@EPICBiI]

this is one of them moments where you cant explain it clearly but when araki makes an anime adaptation ur just gonna be like when you get to it you get it

[@JotaroKujo-zc3dn]

everyone: king crimson makes no sense wtf d4c: haha lol parallel universe go brrrrrrrr

[@devyn.]

Why do people do that with their names?

[@mijindebarrio4303]

Your name is cool af

[@slow_dancer6698]

Brrrrrrr

[@IX_4]

Dame Da Ne

[@No-yr9rs]

@@IX_4 Dame yo

[@leovu8500]

Part 3 Stands: I can punch really hard. Part 8 Stands: I can find out any information that I need by opening metaphorical doors and searching for traces and also whenever I'm in danger, it will hack my phone, see the future and give me 2 useful options. I can also hack any electrical devices.

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

@Dimes 4 Crimes this stand is defeated by a bar of soap.

[@axciel7176]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers Requiem?

[@crystalalumina]

@@axciel7176 Paisley Park

[@axciel7176]

@@crystalalumina yeah ik lol but paisley park is just chilli peppers requiem

[@crystalalumina]

@@axciel7176 what?

[@chlorox817]

_"Remember when stands are able to phase through objects?"_ _"But Pesci's main stand ability is to phase through objects?"_

[@Condor2481]

@@itsmegorilla2190 Diver Down at least has crazy skills to alter the objects tho

[@jerrikko3379]

To be fair Pesci can pull solid objects through others with the pole

[@chlorox817]

@@jerrikko3379 its literally like when Star platinum grabbed jotaro's/ josephs heart

[@jerrikko3379]

Coda It’s fair if the stand can phase through its own user, maybe it used Joseph’s wounds to get into him

[@SquizmWizzerd]

@@chlorox817 Except Star Platinum can't make the heart incorporeal and pull it out without having it have to break through the body, unlike Beach Boy.

[@jonathancarrion0809XXI]

Ok, to make matters short, basically, D4C's ability is to fuse realities by superposing certain regions of said worlds without merging entire realities altogether, because D4C can only use so many mediums to serve as convergence points between worlds (like doors, but in higher dimensions of reality), like a flag or other objects. The catch is that Funny Valantine is not present everywhere, just anywhere in any given reality, so if he uses his ability, he can only connect a limited amount of realities within a limited space at a limited time, at least from what I understand, and so, he can only use it under specific circumstances that allow him to join two or more worlds, depending on the circumstances. The topology of said worlds matter as well, as not all objects or people are neccesarily present "everywhere", just "anywhere" in some other reality, so if there is no connection between different realities by which to connect them, the ability will not work and no "pathway" will be created. As such, and because there are as many realities as there are ice cream flavors, only parallel and alternate universes that are associated with the "convergence point" in time and space (in other words, universes where America, Steel Ball Run and characters exist the same exact way, regardless of the "before" and "after" that point) can connect with each other. This is proven by the fact that Funny Valentine, as far as his ability goes, cannot superpose "a Johnny" with another if they don't exist in the same relative axis of space time continuum, so it's limited to the present time and space within all universes, while the past and future times and spaces cannot be accessed by Valentine because he only lives in the "present" of each reality and not before and after that specific point. This also explains why he can only specifically choose those characters within certain locations, since the closest ones to Johnny in each and every world relative to their own are the ones that exist at the same time in all worlds that have those specific moments in common, so a dissimilar reality cannot be accessed, and it'd be useless either way, because D4C cannot superpose entire realities since he isn't God. All he can do is temporarily enable certain dimensions to coexist, so even if he were to bring someone else from a completely dissimilar reality/world/universe/timeline, like say, Giorno o Jotaro from Part 3, 4, 5 or 6, the person in question would only be there for a short time until eventually realities diverge in temporal events through time and space (like two versions eating breakfast at the same time, the same way and at the same place, but once they finish eating, both versions go seperate ways, so there is no "convergence point" by which to unite people in a perpendicular dimension, or in simple terms, "you can't shake hands with another if you're 50 meters away from them", just that, instead of being a matter of 3D distance, it's all kinds of higher-dimension distancing). This explains some things: 1. As long as the events in each universe is, for the most part, exactly the same, any event that happens before and after the "present"of each universe is irrelevant. In other words, it could be that, in different worlds, the order of events is different, but a single moment in time remains majorly the same, like when many people are present in a certain location within multiple realities. So, for instance, there could be a world that not only has a Diego that took different choices, but that his choices were not the only ones different. So, say for instance, thar Diego saw the the woman being transported at a certain point of time because it was the doctor's decision to mobilize her. As such, that same exact scenario could happen in an alternate universe relatively before or after. Put simply, the events, to a certain digree, cannot happen "everywhere at every time" when the universe merge, but it can happen "anywhere at any time", so if an event occurs, say, 3 minutes earlier, in another world it happens 20 minutes later, -5, 4, etc. Basically, each universe has it's own different events as well as the order they happen in, so certain events may be happening before and after the time established within the base universe without actually happening at the same time as the base universe, so from Diego and co.'s perspective, certain events might have already happened by the time they were superposed in a specific point in time common to all three universes at once with the base universe and viceversa (haven't happened yet or at all in contrast). Also, I believe you are wrong about the whole concept of "superposing universes". Let me explain. So, for starters, just because certain areas of many worlds are superposed doesn't mean that all characters exist everywhere in a specific location. What I mean by that is that superposing worlds isn't as simple as saying that they are all "the same" now. All three remain intact. It's only the area of effect that has a direct influence of its surroundings, so just because in one universe, all three possibilities exist at the same time doesn't mean that on the other two universes, thise same events are happening. For instance, let's say you can look through three different windows which exist right next to each other. You are in a spot centric to all those windows, and as such, you can choose to look through any of the three windows, but not all three at once. That's basicalky what's happening here, just that it's a bit more complex. You have U1, U2 and U3. Valentine makes a window on U1 to U2 and U3, and the point between all three windows is in the exact same position, but in different worlds, so if a shooting occurs in U1 within a certain location as U2 and U3, it can then be viewed by any universe, but not neccesarily all of them. So, say that an event in U2 and U3 is superposed with U1, but U1's events are not visible in U2 or U3, and U2 and U3 can't see what happened within each other. That would make sense because the focus on where the superposition is projected to is also important, so if it's only visible in U1, U2 and U3 cannot see what happens beyond a certain degree of superpositioning, meaning that in U2 and U3, cain people can see "something"that may be happening in it's universe or U1, but doesn't mean that U2 or U3 are looking at all 3 possibilities simultanously, only Universe 1. So, if the kids and the artist in universes U2 and U3 only saw one of the three outcomes and in U1, all outcomes are visible, then U1's kids and artist witnessed all 3 events, while the kids in U2 and U3 only witnessed a single event in each. Finally, about the corpses' parts situation: It is possible that Araki made a mistake or didn't care. Either way, either the corpse exists in a single universe, or exists in all. We're going with the former. Going by the logic of the corpse existing in the base universe only, a simple question: Why doesn't it exist in other universes? I believe the answer is simple, and that's because either they were speaking of a corpse different from the base universe, but being the alternate version of the base universe's corpse, it isn't the same, and so, the base universe's corpse remains exclusive to that particular universe, while other corpses that are different exist having th same significance, but as their own seperate thing, and have no relationship with the base universe's corpse. That, or U2 and U3 don't really exist, and it's really just the "phantom" of U1 made real to a degree, and so, U2 and U3 would just be like a sort of "imperfect replica" that have inconsistancies within is as a side effect of Valentine messing around with superpositions and dimensions so much. To be quite honest, I made the last one up! XD But in all seriousness, I do think the former is quite possible, specially considering that in U2 and U3, historical events and people may be different and as such, also the corpses of dead people with the same amount of value as the base universe's corpse, which would make U1 special and distinct from the rest, while also explaining why "the corpse" exists in other universes, and it's simply because the corpses aren't the same. They just have the same or similar values and properties, so it would be strange for peopke to know about it.

[@lad64]

You know it's confusing when the "short" answer is a whole ass essay

[@maximusstorm1215]

"To make matters short." *Creates a novel.*

[@Coughing_Blood]

@@maximusstorm1215 XD

[@Coughing_Blood]

Yiu get a like for effort and execution

[@it6647]

That's a much better and more thorough explanation of the events that transpired than what most people have I have my own explanation that deals with why I think Hamon Beat, Xforts and Bizarre Star Platinum's explanations don't work enough That explanation (like yours) also tries to make conclusions regarding the extent of the ability of coexistence, enough so that it at least works out at the end It's a bit difficult to explain as it requires one to talk about 4 different perspectives and possible explanations for everything we see on the pages But here we go Here is my central thesis: Hamon Beat's explanation in Debunking Araki Forgot for Part 7 and Xforts explanation in his most confusing stand video are required viewing for what I am about to discuss I will attempt to clarify everything but to understand the sheer scope of confusion, perhaps it's best to first look at the eminent JoJotubers I would also highly recommend Bizarre Star Platinum's video D4C Stand Analysis(though he subscribes to the "retcon" hypothesis) If D4C's ability is coexistence of parallel dimensions(coexistence), it sort of explains Johnny's experience as he narrates it to Gyro, but would contradict the whole base universe thing as people from neighbouring worlds (I would later go on to elucidate on what neighbouring even means here further later on) would somehow know about If it is going between and transporting stuff to and fro from the base universe to parallel universe(dimension hop), it could potentially explain all 3 accounts(though it would need to be expertly timed to a ridiculous degree) but would contradict Johnny's perspective he narrates to Gyro It also seems that it's important to make a distinction between parallel universe(which I would call neighbouring universe, whose overall characters and powers and stuff line up with our own) vs alternate universe (something like DIEGO's THE WORLD universe) We know that whatever happens, ALL 3 of them HAVE to see Johnny Joestar turn into a hole and leave the sewers We also know that whatever happens, somehow, someway or the other, the meeting between Wekapipo and Diego has to happen and in Diego's account, Diego has to acknowledge that he did (seemingly) shoot Johnny but the one who shot Johnny was Valentine as explained by Diego's smelling ability to which Wekapipo has to respond that he was the one who shot him This completely rules out the possibility that Johnny's account of having been shot by both Diego and Wekapipo and seeing Valentine between horses(seemingly only possible provided that both Diego and Wekapipo somehow coexist as per the original D4C explanation) is somehow compatible with the case where all base universe Diego and base universe Wekapipo are transported to parallel worlds(i.e. the later "retconned" D4C power) Only the base universe has the corpse and so only characters from the base universe can know about the corpse We know from later in the arc that parts of the corpse can indeed be transported to a different universe using D4C as the left eye is transported from base universe Diego through the flag, so it is not far fetched to assume that Lucy could also be transported provided that there is some way to merge all the corpse parts(let's forget the possibility of corpse parts being potentially forever separated in the case where Valentine might die potentially with some parts being in a different universe) But since we are told that the corpse parts in the universe are unique and only those from the base universe can know about them in the first place, we know that the Diego and Wekapipo from the arc are most certainly from the base universe, that has been established Also note that Diego is transported to a different world through the flag later but only his top half, which was supposedly the same as the one he was just in, enabling Diego to be rescued by Johnny in this parallel reality (one with his top half) and later on meet Johnny in base reality(his bottom half). This also explains that Johnny was shot in 3 different realities since both were wounded Both share the same bullet holes? Could it just be a coincidence? I mean Valentine can't control where Diego and Wekapipo shoot. This does get explained to some extent it seems as Diego states that the world he was transported to was "just the way it was back in the base world"(paraphrased). This leads on to the question of why didn't Valentine transport him to a world with a situation much more different than the situation in the root world as that would've meant that he wouldn't have Johnny and Wekapipo to deal with(such a world certainly exists as Valentine works within infinite possibilities of both alternate and parallel world with the only requirement being the existence of one base world and one D4C) but whatever, I guess he didn't consider doing that because of the sheer domination. The Johnny we see after Diego was pulled back was from the base world Johnny as he later recalls the death of Wekapipo when talking to Gyro. That is obvious. The JoJo wiki suggests that Valentine might have 3 abilities which he uses: Coexistence, dimensional hopping and showing people visions of different realities(a necessity when it comes to Johnny's account) limited by a single D4C Perhaps universe alignment works in conjunction with dimensional hops and that might actually explain what happens in the later arcs as well As in, Valentine can allow different realities to coexist simultaneously in the same place, make people in certain realities see things of different realities simultaneously, which can be used on Johnny to see the alternate ways in which he was shot and even on Diego to make him see Lucy in the Independence Hall(this might actually not be necessary) and of course, dimensional hops In this scenario(with some flexibility in the conversation between Wekapipo and Diego), provided that the rules of D4C during the separation into parallel realities to the eventual merger are different than the ones shown later Johnny needs to be replaced and Wekapipo needs to be transported and stuff. Here is one possible way I could rationalize this(bordering on theorizing even, though this isn't strictly necessary): I am going to assume a few things: D4C can use one of 2 possible sets of powers, both useful in their own way: Splitting base into parallel reality(used for Diego and Wekapipo) while enabling some people to see different realities than the one they exist and merging them back into a single reality(during a split, there is a base character, so there will be a Diego split and a Wekapipo split, a split is an alternate reality. when a split is merged, OR bringing people from one reality to another). Both are useful in their own right as splitting with can be used to trick someone to see something different from a different reality Wekapipo was ambushed by Valentine, split into a coexistent reality upon contact with the flag and made to think that he shot Johnny from this alternate reality, then brought to the base through the merger Diego was in base world and later split off into an alternate reality(I think this happened after Valentine saw Diego infiltrating the Independence Hall and recognized him as we can see from his words later), saw Wekapipo from a different reality, ended up shooting Wekapipo who got replaced by Johnny's corpse definitely from an alternate world(as the base world Johnny saw President come back from the door and also saw Diego come back through the flag) that was shot by Valentine(has to be true as per Diego). I believe that when Diego touched the flag, that was when D4C transported him to the place where there was alternate Johnny for him to shoot, this was also when I think he made Diego see base Wekapipo through the vision ability and after Diego climbed the building, that is around the time the merger happened Valentine shot base world Johnny and made him see the events in Diego and Wekapipo reality instead, noticed that Diego and Wekapipo were in place and later merged the different realities together before the fight with Diego and Wekapipo began. This merger would explain the sponge analogy as different realities and possibilities, same place, same time were merged together on the same plane as the base world. Valentine also knew that all the pieces were in place as he saw that Diego and Wekapipo having experienced the events that happened in parallel realities have now merged And base Johnny's claim of being shot by Wekapipo and Diego cause of President's ability is now true in his perspective, his claim of seeing Valentine between horses is also true in this perspective, his claim of the disappearance of Valentine is also true in this perspective(as Valentine would just show him the different realities of Wekapipo and Diego) Now the fact that all of them shot in the exact same spots, could not be chalked down to either of these abilities, unless we assume that the splits are infinite i.e. there are infinite Diego splits, infinite Wekapipo splits and that only the splits with the convenient trait that they shoot in the same location are allowed to merge together, else they're disallowed, this once again plays into the sponge analogy of sponges filling just the right holes. Now it is possible that the alternate conversations or the slight changes might just be because some splits might not be merged, so we might be seeing an unused parallel reality here, although this is very far-fetched

[@Cris-db3vw]

Imagine how many people are gonna get confused when this gets animated

[@dijarbajrami32]

**if** it gets animated

[@Arima1022]

@@dijarbajrami32 Nah it will get animated

[@TheDerrogative]

@@dijarbajrami32 no one thought parts 5 and 6 were gonna get animated and here they are

[@ilyanbubere4941]

@Mar 79 Moreover, my guess is that they might break down SBR into 2 parts similar to Stardust Crusaders due to the length of SBR

[@borossama3863]

@@dijarbajrami32 it wouldnt really be animated; the animator mentioned that it will be hard considering the leg of the horses

[@SmashClown]

Basically, the answer to the question "Who shot Johnny Joestar?" Is "Yes".

[@hecdavid11]

Guess they won't be the Roundabout this time

[@merinreal]

Should have said "Dojaynnnnn"

[@BigSlappaman]

TripledGold-Christian He sure did

[@baumkuchen2510]

valentine shoot johnny ez answer

[@m-h-m348]

They all did it actually the flag did it

[@nothisispatrick4644]

D4C arc: *exists** David Productions: *HOW DOES THIS WORK!?*

[@mori7602]

It just works

[@boltogen5416]

My thinking is that they’ll probably play with color schemes to show which are AU characters, and keep the normal ones looking the same

[@TheXBladeist]

@@boltogen5416 Sweety. There are no canonical colours. Tho I like your idea.

[@diester7610]

Araki: Yes

[@matheusmartins7546]

Probably why they're took so long to animate part 5, they're still trying to figure out how to animate that fight

[@xxcridonxx7614]

Johnny’s explanation is how I always understood it. I was never confused

[@jinayl740]

before the video: It's freaking King Crimson that wtf after the video: Well King Crimson is actually easy to understand

[@Chensoman]

Nah I still think King Crimson is more confusing

[@bigbrowski410]

King Crimson’s power is easy to understand, it’s rules are just so horrifically inconsistent that trying to come up with one always functioning set of rules is impossible.

[@sincalo]

@@Chensoman King Crimson erase the cause and leaving the effect or something

[@ceoofbrunestud5894]

@@sincalo What lol no. KC HAS 2 ABILITIES AND LEMME EXPLAIN Court of the crimson king Basically the world but everyone and everything moves according to the action they are fated to do basically if you were to throw knives at KC you can't change the action your gonna take Epitaph allows you to see the future in your perspective. Also everything that is seen in epitaph WILL HAPPEN. If you use this 2 abilities in tandem is pretty simple you can figure that out on your own.

[@karalkaard2221]

To me D4C is easy to understand but king Crimson... I am not sure....

[@StickMaster500]

D4C is so confusing that even King Crimson is scratching his head

[@MrPF]

Now I just imagined King Crimson scratching his head, while a tiny hand scratches the tiny head lol

[@thepacificwart8777]

@@MrPF that's a hand with a hand with a small hand scratching the small head

[@jacobpdeleon2747]

You are everywhere.

[@ChargeJN]

Pedro Fellipe hIS NAME IS EPITAPH

[@smickothesmickest]

I remember when Stand Abilities were very normal and easy to explain Magicians Red: Fire Mario Star Platinum: Punch Crazy Diamond: Fix and Punch

[@stevo2520]

bruh u missed a lot of them hierophant green: emeralds silver chariot: sword anubis: also sword hermit purple: vine the world: stop time + punch star platinum the world: stop time + punch the hand: erase red hot chili pepper: electricity aqua necklace: water killer queen: boom killer queen bite za dusto: boom + rewind gold experience: create life + punch purple haze: poison + punch (a bit) aerosmith: plane + shoot moody blues: replay sticky fingers: zipper + punch six pistols: gun king crimson (doppio): arms white album: ice beach boy: fishing rod

[@justajobro1266]

Bites the dust can be confusing though

[@ianfinrir8724]

Ebony Devil: Evil doll. The Sun: Giant ball of fire. Emperor: Gun. Strength: Big boat. Cream: Black hole. Bad Company: Evil doll, part two.

[@smickothesmickest]

@@ianfinrir8724 Hollys Stand: suicide.

[@user-kg2lp8jz2r]

Jonathan:purple vine Joseph:violet vine Jotaro:punch Josuke:heal and punch Giorno:transforming nonliving things into living things Jolyne:she a string Jonny:hand gun Kira/josuke/gappy:ceasar + za hando whit extra steps

[@bakedrabbits]

my lovely city of philadelphia is now a jojos reference

[@rawbinYT]

To this day I still don't get how people find King Crimson confusing ...Until I remember that one time he erased time to dodge -Mista's- Narancia's bullet.

[@crawlingboy]

King crimson is basically lag in video games raw bin alter

[@metal42]

Because of the manga's inconsistency.

[@SmartAlec1]

@@crawlingboy I'm glad more people are using that example. Yeah, it's pretty much just everyone but Diavolo is lagging in a video game online for 10 seconds.

[@chadsaturday3300]

It kinda is.... with the portrayal of King Crimson's skipped time in the manga and especially the anime

[@ixis]

@@metal42 Fans don't want to admit that. Like when Evangelion fans pretend that the ending makes sense so they can feel superior. Or... maybe Stand powers are inconsistent and ill-defined? Like, from the beginning? Even fucking Hamon has "make shit up-itis". Remember how Dio can shoot eye goo out of his eyes like lasers because reasons? The fandom will get ten times better when all the pretentious douchebaggery ends and people just accept that sometimes Araki makes shit up that doesn't work.

[@emilomnic316]

David Pro is gonna have a field day with this one.

[@emilomnic316]

Advanced Koishi Dont you mean in 2032?

[@liorbur]

Or it will never happen and David production will be focused on making a hentai a.k.a the day when humanity falls

[@emilomnic316]

Lior Burstein Unlikely.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

Emil Omnic by the time Part 7 and 8 get adaptations, a lot of us will be *89 years old!*

[@emilomnic316]

zaqareemalcolm Maybe....but I refuse.

[@toinedonders3203]

Most confusing would have to be Bungee Gum from Hisoka. Its has the properties of both rubber AND gum. Absolutely insane.

[@somerandomweeb4836]

Happy to see hxh fans the anime must return

[@toinedonders3203]

Brahim Essadiki VIVA LA HXH’s RETURN!! FOR THE BOAT!!!!

[@michaelironsights8347]

My stand Bungee Gum has no weakness!!!!!

[@Mine0Taur]

More like Bungee Cum, hu3hu3hu3

[@HovektheArtist]

@@Mine0Taur he uses that form only if the fruit is ripe enough 😎

[@jakem950]

Diego with Scary Monsters is unique to the base world. He was brought into universe 3 without knowing when he was first next to valentine

[@jonseon5952]

xForts: I'll explain everything in this arc. But first we need to talk about parallel universes.

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

0.5 gun presses

[@ognok6698]

@@DrMedicsGameSurgery but you can't have half a gun press! you can only have the gun or press the gun! there's no way it can be half pressed!

[@HaibaraNeves7]

@@DrMedicsGameSurgery Fractal Gun

[@bradyanderson1229]

First we'll have to build up infinite rotation for 12 hours

[@CBMX_GAMING]

No one: Araki: “The power of my stand, ‘Old Town Road’, changes the arrangement of valence electrons in any given substance, but only on every third tuesday of the Pagan calendar”

[@hamzasaid3368]

Stand: ' yeezus ' makes your senses switch every 2 mins with 5 conditions

[@santiagomaldonado8526]

Stolen OMEGALUL

[@davidgn40]

@Evan Kearney I checked Twitter with some words form the tweet and couldn't find it

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

CarbinkMonoxide you’re so unoriginal that you have to steal from other people? Pathetic.

[@gator2887]

No one : JoJo Main Villains: “My Stand YMCA allows me to warp to where a person is standing in an alternate timeline where they had Toast for breakfast instead of cereal as long as they are within a three meter radius of me, However I can only use this ability as long as I am not facing south and as long as something within a 50 meter radius of my stand takes the shape of a Y, M, C, or A”

[@nglen9365]

Imagine if the world’s second ability was to create an infinite staircase

[@Leviathis_Krade]

but only indoor staircases

[@Kaedaii]

that would suck

[@Leviathis_Krade]

@@Kaedaii precisely, but in the fact that it sucks is why it could be so deadly, remember the sun's ability he made them wander though a scorching desert until they found his hiding place (and he almost killed the team).

[@catsinthecradle1543]

you would need to BLG to fight him

[@January1983_1]

@@catsinthecradle1543 BLJ*

[@never371]

2:33 beautiful man

[@Spike-hl2mw]

Motion to officially replace "Schrodinger's Cat" with "Schrodinger's JoJo."

[@Abdega]

Jojodinger’s Cat

[@Gloomdrake]

Abdega Schrodinger’s JoJo is better

[@alecazam6755]

Jodinger's cat

[@Abdega]

Parcel Form Jojo part 4: Diamond is (not) cat

[@utterclown1580]

Araki's D4Cat

[@syrilascended1172]

"We then cut to Jesus Christ" Me: Yeah, It do be like that sometimes.

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

I’m an anime only and decided to try and follow along just to see what was up, but then you said something about a race and holy corpse parts and a left eyeball and that’s where I start having no clue what’s going on

[@Dinoman972]

I don't know if you figured it out yet, but I'll try to explain it anyway. Potential spoilers ahead. Parts 7 and 8 take place in an alternate universe (not the Ireneverse) that's supossedly unrelated to the main one. Basically, in this universe, Jesus died in North America for some reason and his corpse split in nine parts (one of them being the left eyeball). These corpse parts can merge with those who find them and potentially grant them Stand powers (similarily to the Stand Arrows, which are gone now btw); one of these parts, the heart, being the one who granted the president of the USA Funny Valentine his stand D4C, and another one, the left arm, giving Johnny Joestar, the universe's counterpart of Jonathan and main JoJo of Part 7, the Stand Tusk. In order to scout the rest of the country and obtain the rest of the Corpse Parts, Valentine helps Steven Steel organize the Steel Ball Run, a 6000km-long horse race (although there was also a camel, a car and some guy running on foot, for some reason) between San Diego and New York City. The part revolves about Johnny, who wants the corpse to ascend in social status from a rather negative position and sacrifice it later so that it doesn't end in wrong hands, Gyro Zepelli, who is the universe's Will Antonio Zepelli and wants to preserve the corpse, Diego Brando, who is the universe's Dio and wants the corpse to be a jurassic asshole (as usual), Funny Valentine himself, who wants to make America great again, and Hot Pants, a nun who feels guilty for feeding her brother to a bear when she was young and desires to gather the corpse for God's forgiveness, all competing for it. BTW, hamon is kinda back, but now it's kinetic energy instead of the power of the sun. Hope I explained it well.

[@mvalthegamer2450]

@@Dinoman972 Well Diego doesn't want to be an asshole, he is just trying to get revenge for his mother, who was treated rather poorly. Oh and his stand is dinosaurs for some reason.

[@mvalthegamer2450]

@@Dinoman972 oh and Johnny joestars stand is hamon

[@Dinoman972]

@@mvalthegamer2450 You're right about Diego, not sure of how I missed all that.

[@justyourtypicalweeb1943]

@@mvalthegamer2450 Actually Diego's stand is actually The World. Dr. Ferdinand is the original owner of Scary Monsters, Diego just stole it

[@Nucleus3180]

More proof that Araki just makes shit up along the way without looking back, and still comes out with the peakest stories ever

[@kamicheezu8156]

The most confusing thing about where the hell and how Joseph suddenly have A TOMMY GUN IN HIS HAND

[@wijsnsuaiabsh]

Hey its Jojo "Bizzare" Adventure It just work

[@guidomista3570]

It's one of his asspulls, but more literal

[@C4RTZ]

@@guidomista3570 no he just pulls it from time and space itself like he did with the plane to lure kars away

[@quebus1215]

@@C4RTZ hermit purple hidden ability confirmed?

[@C4RTZ]

@@quebus1215 yes

[@governmentspydrone7214]

*D4C didn't actually get retconned, Valentine just found D4C's ability too confusing to use.*

[@bernhardalan3613]

Valentine : What the hell? How in the hell does my stand work... Let's bring copies to myself and shot people that should work

[@Runoneer]

It’s true

[@silverphoenix4934]

Your theory is funny and all.... but it might be true, his stand was so powerfull that even himself couldn't comprehend it and nerfed it. It really could be legit

[@vcreisle2943]

So d4c is mostly like: : Multi select : Cut : Paste : Files like this already exist : Overwrite ????????

[@lonecalzone6901]

D4C: *multiple 'doyjaaan's in the distance*

[@whippethacreem7299]

Whaaaat???

[@Adi-fi5iq]

that actually explained it quite well honestsly

[@NA-eb9xd]

Not overwrite....annihilate those same "file"

[@Andressanchez-ob6jk]

Yup

[@brunobuccirati6692]

Removing boundaries between the Universes. Like infinite images stacked, but different details for each image

[@carrie.c.c]

"But first, we need to talk about Parallel Universes"

[@Cooljo88827]

ok, mister Jaysee """The""" Crew...

[@HopperDragon]

Quality fucking reference.

[@isectoid9454]

@@HopperDragon These are men of culture indeed.

[@azrael5493]

dudududu dudoo dudududu dudududu dudoo

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

With my stand *「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」* I am able to access parallel universes by building up speed for 12 hours...

[@claybomber]

Me: Ugh this test is so confusing! Teacher: Oh come on its not that hard! The Test:

[@jen1447]

The most confusing Stand is Araki’s [Heaven’s Door] while it makes him write a good story and probably rule the world but it also makes him forget quickly

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@Eric Shen lol

[@rightupmyalley617]

The Araki forget meme is not funny

[@warzone822]

Araki's stand is pretty obvious it gifts him with being an amazing writer but in exchange he is forced to explore his sexual preference in his work Examples being, look at every character design. That's a mans taste changing

[@scotcheggable]

@@rightupmyalley617 It's not a joke.

[@legiaanh4828]

@@scotcheggable It's a joke when half of what fans consider "Araki forgot" isn't actually Araki forgot

[@WahidurRahmanArnob-tw9sw]

I think I have it. Universe 1: Valentine shoots Johnny and the painter witnesses it Universe 2: Wakopimo shoots Johnny and the kids witness it Universe 3: Diego shoots Johnny and the twins witness it Combine all of that together, you get: Valentine, Wakopimo and Diego shooting Johnny, thus why Johnny was shot 3 times

[@pbrn2533]

Did you shoot Johnny Joestar??! *Well yes, but actually no.*

[@justsomeweebwithoutanpfp9082]

Its Triple Yes Btw

[@zawarudo7806]

The most confusing stand is Star Platnium It's able to steal the ability of Dio, even if he goes over heaven, without even following the process

[@inktouhou]

Za Warudo because star platinum is the same type of stand as the world

[@zawarudo7806]

@@inktouhou which makes it even more confusing

[@inktouhou]

Whatever the world do, star platinum will always do it

[@bluekawashima-9012]

Za Warudo it's not confusing It's just straight up a "i'll copy your entire homework " stand.

[@haydenmccormick6245]

@@bluekawashima-9012 but he was told not to copy it perfect or they'll get caught so he can only stop time for two seconds

[@wrunico]

Lmao, Imagine how DIO was putting down Polnareff downstairs. He would look silly..

[@Feradose]

He likely used The World with his 10m range to do it

[@christianmccollum5157]

@@Feradose How people do not understand this is beyond me. Dio probably wouldn't have the time to put Polnareff back down the stairs physically even if he is faster than a regular human as a vampire, but for the sake of arguement even if he could he wouldn't be able to resume his exact pose in exactly the same spot every time. If he suddenly appeared to "skip" (The way The World looks to an outsider's perspective. It is like you're watching somebody with lag and suddenly their position jumps) he might risk giving away his stand power too early, and Dio had worked very hard to keep it hidden. He wouldn't do that yet. He stood in place and let The World pull Polnareff down. I have heard some people say it seemed that Polnareff would of moved more than 10 meters away from Dio, but even if that is true The World can likely get more than 10 meters away as well. Star Platinum (who is the same "type" of stand, but weaker) is listed as only having a 2 meter range, but at the start of Crusaders SP is bringing Jotaro shit like beer, comics, food, ect while he just sits in his cell. SP could actually go further than his range listing it just causes it to lose all power. But within stopped time there would be zero resistance. Surprised to see the video portray that scene as Dio running down the stairs.

[@karhammer]

@@christianmccollum5157 To me, people that say he moved more than 10MT are from the USA and they can't quite imagine what 10MT would look like in their heads, the same as most of the world can't imagine how tall a 6'3 person is.

[@melvinklark6950]

@@karhammer I understand how far that is but basically only because attack on titan

[@lidergamesxy1009]

@@karhammer hey, but the range of Za Warudo is not 20m?

[@aldgate]

The animated town and movement reminds me of people explaining jfk conspiracies, and the fact the question is "who shot Johnny" makes it all the funnier.

[@ChinLiHao]

Upon reading this chapter, I've gained a new stand power. Stand name: I Don't Under-stand

[@polivivit6969]

idk, kinda cring ngl

[@mcoof6900]

@@polivivit6969 your opinion is kinda cringe ngl

[@trsamisari]

@@polivivit6969 your opinion is kinda cringe ngl

[@Flarestorm]

@@polivivit6969 oh,no you've been affected by his stand.

[@russiancheems2275]

Understandoe

[@LaSckey1405]

Interviewer:"So, Mr. Araki, can you finally tell us how d4c REALLY works? Araki:"D4what?"

[@vincent2593]

@Silver Chariot yeah what the fuck is up with that stand? its so confusing

[@adamsodek8678]

@@vincent2593 obey dragon=good luck, disagree with him=bad luck, i guess

[@Gravesyte]

Wtf am I laughing so hard at the Dio stopping time picking Polnereff up and running back up the stairs

[@Eldritchpanda]

It's my favorite part of SC.

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

The best part is just how in character it is for dio to do shit like this

[@Panos839]

My understanding of this is that funny valentine of screen took (from the base universe) diego and lucy steel to dimension two and weakapipo to dimension 3 in order to create multiple scenarios in which he is shot and after the event he also returns Lucy steel.