The most controversial mission of all time

[@infamous7554]

Pelican speed running getting watchlist status

[@alphawolf7956]

Checklist complete!

[@Fooxey]

Indeed

[@reinomeister]

Wdym???? He's been on my watchlist for years ☺️🫶

[@commentpotato_0]

What a sassy rascal

[@MrXxsoulessniperxx]

Pretty based ngl

[@Wiliam313]

I had to break up with my girlfriend of 4 years today bc she simply wouldn’t take the recommended water intake of 8 glasses of water a day. That was just a divorce waiting to happen

[@ModestPelican]

you will be sad now but long term you have made a courageous decision

[@GabrielquintasYT]

@@ModestPelican bro out of all other comments THIS was the comment you wanted to reply on?? 😭😭

[@crazygamernl5345]

Be sure to attain a girlfriend that has at least a water intake of 16 liters a day

[@tobbcittobbcit8899]

It's literally spot on something he would say himself and noone would be surprised​@@GabrielquintasYT

[@hashbrown4781]

​@@GabrielquintasYT You must be new. Stay hydrated.

[@Jacobzzzz_Real]

Now he has a Australian lawyer, bro deported the latina one

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Lovelynidhi11]

What happened to the New Zealand one

[@Archercraft01]

She wasn't hydrated enough

[@Micah-Bell-1860]

@@Lovelynidhi11forgot to put her on the map

[@jakubfojtik9175]

Better than Austrian though

[@thecaptainnoodles]

this is just professional comedy with hitman 3 in the background haha

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@WiseArkAngel]

The jokes write themselves.

[@commentpotato_0]

Deadpan comedy *Edit, thanks for the like boys

[@dolevgvili9776]

yes

[@invinciblegames9480]

One thing I love about your content is that you can talk about politics and rather than show a clear bias towards one side, you insult both sides. It’s refreshing, like a glass of cold water

[@jeBOOTEtito]

Sad thing about it is that the "insults" towards one side is basically pointing out facts. For example: trump+ epstein

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@jeBOOTEtito Do you get off on parroting debunked claims?

[@jeBOOTEtito]

@@invinciblegames9480 do you get off on "not knowing what words mean" ? 🤣🤣🤣 also to cut you off before you get i to the absolute banger of an "argument". I dont even live in the pathetic excuse you dare to call a "country" nor does it affect me except providing my and the worlds daily comedy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@jeBOOTEtito You also have a humiliation kink I see. You made a debunked claim. I corrected you. You're embarrassed so you pretend it's all comedy. You go girl..

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@jeBOOTEtito You're interesting.. You make a false claim. I correct you. You respond with an unhinged rant. You ok?

[@poppyplays8335]

Peli is the only youtuber whose ads ill actually watch and not skip

[@alistairhackney]

There was an ad? 😂

[@Chris_Garman]

I haven't seen an online ad in almost 7 years.

[@saints30504]

My adblock always works no matter whose videos it is. Make America Great Again babyyyyy

[@DanielWalker-u3l]

Bro, you should watch the ice cream sandwich channel. His ads are absolutely wild.

[@Neo-cu1qb]

Boot licker

[@HeyImBee]

um as his hot Australian lawyer, idk bout this title bro LOL

[@aersla1731]

I thought you were dead 😂

[@commentpotato_0]

You have a such soft voice, ur must drink a lot of water 💧 ( *Edit, thanks for the likes boys, this makes me moist )

[@shji-kk3xs]

he's talking about his pet goldfish, right? right???

[@TheSoullessSaint]

I recall a Shakespeare line about doing "something" to all the laywers 😂😂

[@AM_61102]

Well he is Australian so to the CIA and secret service he’s just taking the piss

[@liltapewormthetapeworm]

The jokes in this video are top tier, and I appreciate my favorite pelican for being non-biased and equally rude to everyone (just like me)

[@MuiEditz_]

Thank god for that disclaimer 😅💀

[@Badookum]

@@bababababababa6124 This has nothing to do with being cancelled kid, It's about not being put on a government watchlist or being banned/demonised by YT for obvious reasons.

[@Chris_Garman]

@@Badookum Disclaimers don't prevent watch listing, or no fly listing, or being banned from owning firearms, or not being able to pass a security clearance.

[@Badookum]

@@Chris_Garman Oh you'd be surprised, piss off the government enough and well... Bad things will happen lol.

[@bababababababa6124]

⁠@@BadookumKZbin deleted my reply and I forgot what I said, let’s just say you’re right and move on

[@itssnowing7258]

@@Chris_Garmanhe's Australian he wasn't able to own firearms anyway

[@silverburn55]

This is actually pretty bloody funny. Dunking on both sides with just the right level of sass.

[@commentpotato_0]

We live in such sassy times Get them you sassy rascal

[@blackfox1320]

Peak humor mocks both sides.

[@orangeman9237]

Same. This is true comedy when it comes to politics 😂

[@gurgy-val]

“he’s as good as dodging sniper bullets as he is as dodging jail time” goes hard 🔥🔥🔥

[@KenLieck]

Why is everybody freaking out over the title? Trevor Moore of WKUK made a video with a similar name and concept years ago, and he's... Ummm... Oh shit.

[@lukelyall5879]

Arrested?

[@KenLieck]

@@lukelyall5879 No longer with us.

[@metrobolun.]

That’s an… interesting title CIA wants to know ur location

[@jjeaze]

😂

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

CIA wants to help*

[@NeighGarrack]

*CIA wants to know who tf keeps hiring people

[@BarnabyCodswallow]

Yes but Secret Service CIA is watching for tips

[@homegrowntwinkie]

during the summer or the winter

[@Pluggy2009]

0:52 “I read that people let their guard down when someone smells the same as them so I’m bringing fish for Kamala” is CRAZY 💀💀💀

[@LuckyBenjamin_]

I dont get it

[@Sprinkiler]

@@LuckyBenjamin_okay keep it to yourself

[@bababababababa6124]

VERY rare Girlfriend appearance

[@Kyle_Smile]

Paid actress

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@SEJ9]

Paid actress'

[@zahadou]

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[@JR-zp3nw]

Them both holding glasses of God's nectar just makes it better.

[@OriginallyJack]

I was dehydrated than I saw this video and I’ve just grabbed a fresh glass of pure H2O. Thanks Peli!

[@Powsifu]

Lmaooo I was about to say “ can’t wait for the Secret Service to show at his door” then I heard the intro

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Chris_Garman]

The intro won't stop them.

[@bulletn3ctar]

Are you related to Pongsifu?

[@Powsifu]

@ No, I do really enjoy his content tho! I took inspiration from his name and Powfu to create my own.

[@bulletn3ctar]

@@Powsifu likewise 👍

[@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_]

Agent 47 and President 47? Epic crossover

[@Hirnlego999]

Both criminals

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@Hirnlego999 The same NY "justice" system that convicted Trump also executed a squirrel.. Real legit..

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@Hirnlego999Imagine thinking a conviction from the same NY system that killed a squirrel is legit..

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@Hirnlego999 Yeah trust the "justice" system that killed a squirrel..

[@jthen8454]

​@@Hirnlego999 both criminally more competent than the alternitatives.

[@Toowice-too]

0:12 is this pelicans girl voice😮😮😮

[@cameronharding2878]

Very convincing 😲

[@Zimtanbau]

It sounds like Bordie

[@Missing_hours]

Weird

[@McboogerPants-z3d]

Nah it’s another Australian KZbinr her name is heyimbee

[@apolloxv8820]

It’s ur dad.

[@peanuter42]

you’re cooked bro😭😭

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

Thomas Cooked? Or...?

[@Kwauhn.]

I'm shocked that KZbin allowed the title to stay hahaha

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@Kwauhn. Of course they would. Not to be the "whataboutism police" but imagine if the title said Kamala..

[@lukepalmer8264]

The opera gx ad might be the best KZbin sponsor I have ever seen

[@philmccracken1392]

I love how he has to keep changing the title 🤣

[@jdubois412]

That's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for him.

[@cornishcat11]

a great film

[@Nametager]

The start scared me😂😂😂 first a anime voice, and then Donald trump.

[@god.mp4]

what do you mean anime voice

[@tl2402]

@@god.mp4 lil bro has only heard a woman's voice in anime

[@Echo-s5q]

bro's never heard of a woman before

[@brambleclaw8091]

Who’s going to tell him about women?

[@elsimain]

Calling a woman voice "anime" is insane

[@madrabbit9007]

I almost shit myself when I saw the title of this video. Thanks for spreading the pain around and not picking sides. Well done.

[@TheLemur1]

we’re getting on the no fly list with this one boys

[@0utta_n0wh3re3]

Pelican might finally get that watch hes been on that waiting list for

[@MrRickdagamer]

This video is what Elon meant when he said "offend everyone equally" Glad I got to see it before it inevitably gets pulled

[@andy2172]

Definitely not equally, but was classic Peli for sure.

[@blubug768]

@@pwrnthevrse think of the thumbnail as the southern border, you'll never see kamala there!

[@yeanah2571]

Which is rich, coming from the guy that made Twitter a right wing shitbox.

[@yeanah2571]

@@pwrnthevrse No. I did stay on for a bit after he took over, but no, not for months now.

[@onestopshockblockcockblockcop]

​@@blubug768 Kamala was at the southern boarder only last month wtf are you talking about?

[@plumbobthot4909]

Watching it before the CIA seizes it as evidence in 'The United States vs. Modest Pelican' trial.

[@DeadHornetGaming]

shame on him

[@Makarosc]

The CIA isn't exactly happy with Trump rn

[@Relentless.Intention]

"some might take their own lives if the Epstein or Diddy list releases" is wild 🤣

[@CombatMosquitoTrainer]

Especially frequent flyer Trump

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

@@CombatMosquitoTrainer Is parroting debunked hoaxes a kink for your side? If I say "Russia" do you get a boner?

[@AnotherCriticalKnob]

@@CombatMosquitoTrainer Gotta love that TDS. I wonder what TKS would've been like had she won...

[@a12shotman]

@@AnotherCriticalKnob so do you cultists just wait in like to suck trumps dick or is it like jury service where you only have to show up when summoned?

[@wealthybone2990]

How to be put on a government watchlist, this vid right here but if er dont see you Pelican it's been an honour

[@Pyuriph]

I love how politically non political it is because he takes no side he just picks at every aspect of all of them bro

[@ZengerFake]

Missed opportunity for an Agent 47/47th President joke. They could have gotten along! xD

[@thebadash4165]

Oprah does not have a web browser...probably

[@ericblair6984]

I'm wondering about that pronunciation. I've always called it "Opera" like the Italian musicals, but maybe it is different in Australia.

[@Taranis2b]

5:18 bro. I had to pause for a moment 😂

[@b.a.m.7679]

0:40 “ to ensure we get credited with the kill” trump☠️💀☠️

[@Callanhodge0409]

Isn’t Biden older

[@b.a.m.7679]

@ by 2 years

[@b.a.m.7679]

@ he has been in office for 12 years that’s including his vice presidency.

[@goofyduckie7821]

4:39 The average twitter user 😭

[@lilhoodie15]

bro this title is gonna get the secret service on your ass

[@Galeriarch]

what are they gonna do? look around confused?

[@Chris_Garman]

@@Galeriarch SWAT him at 3am.

[@chrisi7127]

​@@Galeriarchmust've been the wind

[@nickkoyle3599]

He got a sloped door step.

[@lukelyall5879]

He’s Australian

[@Madmax-cm4qy]

Difference between Matthew Crooks and the modest Pelican? Pelican hits the target

[@Lunaer69]

Modest pelican is like that headache that won’t go away even with medicine

[@BeansAndToast-m7t]

"Please tell every resident of your area to ignore the candidates of the general election and just write 'Modest Pelican' all over the paper in thick blue marker, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"

[@AnthonyViveiros]

That 'hot Australian lawyer' part had me in less than 10 seconds 😂

[@Future_Employment_22]

Trump + aircraft turbine = orange juice

[@Magst3r1]

Lmao

[@doodskie999]

Bro is really dangling on a single strand of KZbin's very thin line of patience. What a madlad 😂😂

[@GhillieMaster]

That title and thumbnail is WILD 😂

[@JackMarston.1895]

Wtf ghillie

[@richardmarkov2375]

This is political Gold. 😂 "Better at dodging Bullets than Jail time." Priceless 🤣

[@Tyborz]

You're playing a dangerous game here Mr Pelican, be careful and stay hydrated.

[@Ryan_1324]

4:02 this is insane, I love it 😂

[@Payayayo]

360 fish in mating season? Peli going for it

[@skrillozedd]

I love the way Peli plays Hitman 😂 a lot of people play it so serious, Peli just throws fishes and stays hydrated 💧 love it

[@RandomCenturion]

Lmfao bro needed to change the title 😭🙏

[@Zephyralts]

Love your content especially because you roast everyone and don’t take any sides! Just wanted to comment to help you get more views lol!

[@Halliday7895]

Not taking a side is pathetic and when trumps wars make it to his nation he’ll take this seriously like an adult should. Trump is a serious threat to the world’s stability. This video is so juvenile and ignorant .

[@gamingcodexarchives]

Dude. You and Cheru should do a collab of Hitman gameplay full of trolling and funny kills.

[@claudekane0]

You need to upload more often, as I tend to forget to hydrate, until I watch your videos, thanks for keeping me hydrated, and entertained I guess.

[@dunce_cap]

From now on, Peli better get ready for extra screening at airports.

[@Isosceles51]

0:12 I love how this infers you having a pet goldfish named Donald J. Trump. Hey, they’re both orange.

[@mrchenz1371]

Now with all potential candidates out, Peli can finally start the first ever American Empire of Hydration

[@matthewhohman8241]

I don't know Agent 47, president 47 has a history of dodging assassins.

[@Dustin-b1d]

You literally summed up trump and harris in a couple sentences. "bro's as good as dodging bullets as he is at dodging jail time" and "kamala? Cammela kamula?"

[@M3sshh]

Out of all the channels that get sponsors, Peli’s are the only ones I watch all the way through. He makes them as entertaining as the video itself

[@MichaelM28]

He's renamed the video 3 times so far 😂😂😂

[@DEXXofficial69]

Frr😂

[@artemisfowl577]

I missed it, what was it?

[@VeryViolentMuffin]

peli rlly has the best sense of humour left on yt

[@brziperiod]

This is an insane title

[@stephenelder3162]

Title might actually be illegal lmao

[@SOl-h3z]

why? It’s his pet goldfish

[@the_untextured]

​@@SOl-h3z exactly. Animal cruelty.

[@mangaas]

@@SOl-h3z Jokes aside, his Channel is getting struck. Its not a very bright idea to title your video about assassinating a president, that's had two attempts on already. And using THAT thumbnail. KZbin censors WORDS nowadays. I doubt this will be "ok" for them.

[@deathpanda1904]

​@@SOl-h3z trump was almost assassinated

[@filiplazic9970]

​@@deathpanda1904you say it like it was a bad thing

[@garretiswright8532]

Ok, that was funniest sponsored segment I have seen. That was awesome

[@affifindsyou7598]

Only real ones know the original Titel 😂. Bro got an email from the FBI

[@ramworse]

That was the most entertaining ad sponsor that I’ve ever watched.

[@gregwilson007]

"360 Fish" 😆

[@thephoenix8421]

Dudes the only KZbinr I’ve ever actually enjoyed watching do a commercial. Legend status achieved.

[@VORTEX___]

3:45 that was actually really good acting how you reacted there.

[@lakkebawz]

peli being extra wild with the jokes today

[@crispinfornoff206]

Trump is the new “agent 47”😂

[@5fittycent0]

Nice of you to put a video into your operagx web browser ad.

[@cam_p_bells]

I like your lawyer

[@Andy76106]

Opera needs to give papa Peli a raise. First time in a very long time I didn’t skip through an ad 😂

[@khatululwyi759]

Dude I love your videos , they always make me laugh , hope you are having a great day(:

[@TheDuckumz]

The fact that someone made this mission is WILD! The question is how the hell did they get the textures for the signs and the models for the people in the game? Is this a standalone mod i take it?

[@phoenixhansen4026]

Hope your doing good Peli, Take care

[@ModestPelican]

you too man :)

[@troffle]

YOUR PLAN WAS TO TAINT THE HYDRATION BOTTLE? YOU TAINTED THE HYDRATION? HOW DARE YOU!

[@sudsiership8]

That title is wild 😂

[@the21stsergeant]

How to annoy 150,000,000 people at once 😂

[@NickyNoos]

Bro had to change the name 😭😭

[@foehnfrisurius]

Getting the cops to the house when turning off the tv seems like a normal sibling activity

[@Wolfshalifi]

1:33 Americans call her commie so just stick with that

[@CosmicOkapi]

9:34 “When you find yourself trapped in Joe Biden’s suburban home with no guns, use your fish instead.” - Genghis Khan

[@Billy957]

Next Shrek.

[@InAweofHim777]

You are the goat. The best story teller. Love it. Please don’t ever stop 😊

[@ORIGINALFBI]

Blud is never gonna be allowed in the USA after this lol

[@ExtantPerson]

18:58 Interesting use of the Battlefield 1 kill sound. Foreshadowing Pelican’s return to BF?

[@gratermccheesy9650]

The secret service wont be happy. You could be permanently barred from the country like the british guy who tweeted that he was going to "bomb" america (in reference to partying obviously 😂)

[@swagdaddy5387]

It feels surreal hearing Pelican comment on current events

[@skudrinskis]

Any% never entering USA again speedrun

[@Stupidity-dy6tt]

Pelican likes to offend everyone

[@baka-oni8358]

Here's how Bernie can still win:

[@AntonioDB]

gotta be the best ad for opera gx ive seen

[@georgereston]

Little known fact: Trump played The Fat Clown in Spawn. Little makeup was needed.

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

Oh my god this is so funny. Did you write it yourself. God I've never seen such clever, original humor..

[@theendlessvoid7124]

​@@Yogurt_Fingers and you call liberals snowflakes, goddamn

[@m4dd628]

11:56 this part caught me so fucking off-guard bruh i was dead laughing

[@JayMaverick]

Damn, that's a brave choice for a title.

[@KarinkashidoWorld]

Another papa Peli video in which I didn’t even think of skipping the sponsorship

[@andyswift79]

I was here before this video got taken down!