The Most ANGRY GTA 5 Races We've EVER Done

[@drewwzzz1543]

“A quiet fan that blows”? Ain’t that what Craig was after 💀

[@ALIES187]

Damn 💀Lmfaoooo

[@3Guys1Video]

Wows

[@johnhansen6009]

See now me personally

[@lordqwertythepyromancer3458]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[@Confused627]

NOOOOO I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE A CRAIG COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@raphaeldagamer]

For some reason Blarg screaming "ARE YOU FUCK?" cracks me up every time.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

When I play games with my friends I often say that lmfao

[@raphaeldagamer]

@@Ag3nt-MC I should do that too. Next time I die in Phasmophobia, I'm doing that.

[@toastmasteraj4208]

Puffer is that one friend who trolls to much but once they get trolled once he starts saying “ok guys really” 😂😂😂

[@drewleer7854]

McMasty is the type of guy who can’t take a joke

[@Aleyva645]

Him and Mcnasty are the worst for that

[@thahirshibu5042]

the dickish "Can dish it, but can't take it" type

[@Apple_Beshy]

You guys probably don't watch puffer stream 💀

[@Apple_Beshy]

@@Aleyva645 not really puffer are always on "content mode" on stream... So.. and very chill

[@heavenly9645]

"A quiet fan that blows well" can mean something entirely different in the context of youtubers

[@mamiveeuwu]

wait a minute...

[@THE_POTATO-]

HUH

[@2jdestrodegr15]

Thompson be like

[@sweatymidget2256]

Especially Minecraft KZbinrs but they prefer under 18

[@tat2915]

REALLY??? Is that why the editor made a joke about it?? Oh my god that is so funny thank you for explaining that to me I had no idea

[@indigohealer9912]

I don’t recommend fans that stalk you, they generally aren’t that safe to be around

[@notchs0son]

I’d like a fan to follow me around my room all day? What’s wrong with that.

[@shivv3rz]

Iminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwalls

[@indigohealer9912]

@@notchs0son what if the temperature was always just a little too high or a little too low?

[@notchs0son]

@@indigohealer9912 hats socks Getting naked?

[@Septqmber]

@@indigohealer9912 don't care as long as it blows me dry😎

[@michaeldisotell7005]

I love your videos blog specially GTA

[@grimplayz7565]

Blog 💀

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

Splarg

[@brando3722]

blerg

[@MrMinuteman]

Bloag

[@_Mngrl_]

Blage

[@dankdaze42069]

I love how blarg is fighting for his life to get across and everyone targets him 🤣

[@MrSG201]

10:18 best question by Blarg😂😂😂😂

[@andrewpotter9613]

The fact he screams it is too funny

[@ignisgalaxia5825]

12:22 I be singing this every time I’m over life XD

[@K4RN4GE911]

McNasty and Puffer were so toxic in this, you could stand next to them with a Geiger counter and it'd sound like dolphin clicks.

[@tdarkhorse4]

you always get at least one or two every playlist when you're at the face to face. tbh i'm not surprised puffer filled the role here but i'm a bit more surprised that mcnasty did the same thing, i would've thought soup before mcnasty.

[@Mgl1206]

….. I get the joke but toxicity doesn’t translate to radioactivity which is what a Geiger counter works on. So I’m just gonna assume that they’re level of toxicity is so absolutely high that they break reality and become radioactive

[@Zachary-]

​@@Mgl1206 You must be fun at parties.

[@naymar_v9332]

0:31 Literally what I was think when that was said.

[@AdrianGarcia88837]

1:43 beautiful home decor blarg

[@j1lakenan1]

Can't believe this is the first face-to-face I've seen them do

[@wieldylattice3015]

2:08 fun fact, during the Great Depression, people who didn’t have any else to eat tried to dog food, and they died… So now it’s required by law that dog food is edible for humans. You could do a lot worse than giving a homeless dude dog food, but also you could do a lot better

[@screenedat0m]

1:40 well McNasty considering it is illegal to eat horse, that in itself would be a crime… so you could make that homeless man a criminal just by feeding him the blanched horse hoof (:

[@ValenR6]

it is not illegal federally to EAT horse, it's illegal to sell explicitly for human consumption.

[@t33b_music]

@@ValenR6 but it isn’t illegal to feed to someone?

[@ValenR6]

@@t33b_music if you don't sell it to them and just give it them i see no reason it should be illegal

[@dylkiller3501]

There was that one guy that got in trouble for feeding a homeless man an oreo with toothpaste in it so its still probably illegal to feed homeless people inedible stuff like that

[@BluntForceR.A.PwithBylurinn]

It's legal here, idk what the fuck y'all are talking about

[@mikkelnpetersen]

2:42 Just a reminder of Blarg being canadian.

[@snoopystock6928]

Imma be honest, if I was doing this with my friends I would be a lot more upset than you guys were. The most frustrating thing is being stuck as someone that's ahead of you purposely makes it so you can't progress. That makes me not wanna play the game anymore.

[@stormierbody8419]

Yeah but content for a paycheck though

[@snoopystock6928]

@@stormierbody8419 trust me it's funny none the less

[@skique2910]

This is why your friends dont invite you to anything

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

@@skique2910Because their friends are douchebags who don't like being called out? Or because they want someone who will just accept being bullied?

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

If there's anything more toxic than a pay-to-play with a MK2, it's the people you get matched with in a race, even if they're friends. There's a thousand depressing reasons to just ditch Online altogether, none of which would exist if Rockstar cared (which would lead to a better fanbase).

[@TinyBuffy]

It honestly took me a second to realize they were talking about electric fans and not human fans

[@austinkenney2580]

0:32 I almost spat out my water 🤣🤣🤣

[@lilmoojuice1352]

LETS GOOOOO a new blarg video to drink and drive to

[@ethanvaal1872]

I stg if I hear McNasty eat one more chip while I’m at work with my earbuds on I’m gonna eat a dog hoof

[@yvetterae1541]

2:42 XD

[@JenkemWatchman]

As a man who's subbed to Byze solely for GTA races, face to faces being 50% of what his group plays... holy shit that face to face was actual cancer

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Yeah, who the hell puts ramp car and fucking band tour bus back to back

[@EmpCaezar]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 tbf would have been fine if mcnasty wasnt just restarting and camping every time with the ramp car because he got upset over being knocked off at the beginning

[@Neater]

Gonna be honest “a fan that blows good and is quiet” almost takes on a new meaning with KZbin and it’s troubled past creators.

[@wcwmaniac110]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 rockets loaded 8 terrorists talking 7 snipers sniping 6 camels walking 5 IEDS!!!! 4 little turbans 3 virgins 2 AK-47's And an infidel hanging in a tree.

[@tsb_belocke]

"What was that gunshot" That, my good sir, is backfire. cars with good backfire are normally muscle cars like the Duke o' Death you were in Blarg, you probably know that but there are some cars with really cool backfire

[@zero_burrito]

"I lasted 3 seconds" Happens to the best of us mate, there's always medical help available

[@heavymetal8180]

9:55 the way he says that cracks me up lol

[@DarkSpyro29]

0:00 There's an actual industrial fan brand called Big Ass Fans. I think that would work, lol.

[@kennedyvskali]

Blarg is unironicly funniest goon😩

[@IstyManame]

Hope you reach 1 mil before the New Year!

[@marc-antoinelambert8169]

2:53 HE WAS WALTER WHITE, DUDE'S READY TO COOK SOME METH

[@LGDaKing]

I’ve been watchin blarg and da goons 4 sun years now and McNasty always says sun outlandish shit every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dekn33s]

“I hate the goons I hate the goons” puffer being pegged over and over on the map lol

[@ojassingh7701]

One day without Blarg feels like 24 hours.

[@levibird6935]

I literally got here when it was posted a minute ago and I can already tell this is a Blarg classic

[@kd7mow88]

0:18 : if I was there I want a fan that sounds like a ps4

[@ides0745]

"Oh oatmeal." -McNasty 2022

[@RichardHunslet1963]

12:35 Equilibrium oatmeal

[@bentwalls736]

So good, my friend.

[@loganshaw4527]

19:13 is why there are no daredevils in the middle east.

[@tyleredwards4097]

After watching some other GTA racers like Byze, Bryan, and others, hearing Soup call a 28 minute race “the longest” is funny lol

[@AarPlays]

When he said "blows good and is quiet" he didn't mean the thing that moves air.

[@turboismad9376]

He meant me.

[@freyaschenberg1225]

watched one too many byze videos, as soon as i saw that cara a cara in the description i knew this was gonna be a good one

[@LemonAid82]

A quiet fan that blows good? I'm right here ;)

[@saucerbomb6091]

Ok but that outro tho... 😮❤😮mesmerizing

[@JazzyKazoo]

hell yeah time to procrastinate laundry more !!

[@ro77en5oul]

Love the content 💯🔥🖖👽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@CrazierAlex]

9:05 sound like when you fall in sonic unleashed 😂😂

[@bradleyseebaran542]

I laughed soo hard my spicy Mac n cheese shot out my nose

[@gurthjitsumaster9697]

"I'd like a quiet fan that blows good" I think your describing me.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

This was absolutely phenomenal!

[@SamSabotage]

"What other Michael would you be" Michael Myers walks on by lol

[@gabrielcabralsilva9041]

man having friends sure sounds fun

[@stonsy90]

thank god you're not doing heists anymore. this is so much more fun to watch :D

[@Heroo01]

im a fan that blows good and is quiet 🥺

[@theflipsnstuphchannel2689]

I’m not gonna lie when he started talking about fans in the beginning I thought he was talking about one of us😂😂

[@tomferguson9250]

5:00 where the hell does Soup come up with these insults 😂

[@nox7796]

They should do more face to face maps if they can figure it out. It’s the first map they did

[@jynxmotley4707]

Surely we can get Blarg to 1 mill subs before the new year??

[@ILiketoDerpAround]

ur so close to 1 mil :O

[@vinjarenstudios8759]

18:52 good God I smelled that through my headphones 🤮

[@Young0ne71]

the dog food popsicle joke of course drops right when a cop in Texas gets in trouble for feeding shit sandwiches to homeless people FOR THE SECOND TIME

[@austinposey9800]

Highly recommend shop fan blows really good 😂

[@fnvfan0145]

*Blarg pegged my dumpy* just has me wondering why that joke hadn't been made before.

[@Venom-snake-big-boss]

happy 1 mill 🌭

[@Chaosium]

I was way to high for this, i laughed till started choking and could not breathe for what felt like an hour

[@KeironEvans]

1:50 why did the first thing that came to mind was "vindaloo" am I a psychopath or something? Im not sure anymore

[@aidenboak7167]

You guys talking about fans got my chubbed up.

[@anthonyrausch5708]

Goons + GTA V “FACE TO FACE” RACES = HILARIOUS CAOS!!!!!

[@scott8365]

W VID VERY FUNNY MY FRIEND

[@asishtripathy8877]

Mcnasty saying "Behenchod" is everything I expected from the Goons.

[@JackRobinson-z9e]

10:55 what the heck soup?!?!?!?!?

[@zcarp8642]

17:34 Those are naval mines, not landmines. Just because they are mines on land, doesnt mean they are landmines

[@sethmcgill4360]

“Tell Ralph to go back in your gut” 💀

[@AttisSoul]

That first part out of context xD

[@FD-mt7vs]

Now I wanna see them do a parkour map

[@ejolts]

I’m a quiet fan that blows good

[@gangster759tookook7]

Ralph is now cannon

[@wieldylattice3015]

Waltuh Put your DualShock 4 away Waltuh I’m not playing GTA stunt races with you right now Waltuh

[@Boomken76]

loading into story mode first is the best way to avoid hackers cause there you can pick invite only session, cant if you just jump right in

[@jokertheclownprinceofcrime]

Close to the 16 mins, few mins before that Mcnasty least I think that's him, sounded like Jack Black haha

[@charundrakarus4381]

I volunteer as a quiet fan that blows good.

[@Zykovthedunce]

I love your videos barf

[@HaLLiEB85]

Blarg I love youuuuu ❤😂

[@karmahard]

Anyone else thought when Mcnasty asked for a fan recommendation i instantly thought he was talking about an actual person blowing and shit 💀💀💀

[@xkengee9951]

Ahh sh*t here we go again! 🔫😂

[@tdarkhorse4]

so you guys finally did your first face to face, eh? byze and the uk boys do like one of those every week. the ramp car and ramp truck are known to be broken but the tank rarely comes up simply bc the ramp vehicles make for way more funny moments.

[@cartooncritique6625]

1:55 To answer McNasty's question there was another KZbinr who actually gave a homeless man Oreo cookies that were laced with toothpaste. The man got sick and the KZbinr was arrested and fined.

[@Jo.D.Tyler.]

I fan that blows really good

[@super-cloudy]

Holy shit Blarg got da wok as his channel icon on full-screen

[@notossi3956]

getting close to million

[@lucioustrimble3065]

That Minecraft joke caught me so off guard 🤣

[@TrippieHippie420]

My favorite member of the goons is ExpiredOatmeal

[@nicoocin8130]

“PUFFER I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER 🫶🫶🫶” Two seconds later “I’m taking you with me 👹”

[@zachresendez8802]

Dooo: "I lasted about 3 seconds." Sounds about right

[@JazzyKazoo]

Da Gecko was just trying to insure ur cars before the race

[@trashyhobo4957]

Man if you think these are bad? You guys need to join a MakaDonVeli playlist

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

1:04 Michael Myers

[@Chadley369]

this entire video was very great, i watched it all.. dont worry

[@DualVinesy]

a quiet fan that blows good is great as long as your not a Minecraft youtuber