The most depressing simulator game ever: Car For Sale Simulator 2023

[@moara4144]

As someone who recently bought a car, I can't imagine a more accurate simulation of buying a car in 2023 than 4 people showing up to fight over overpaying for a damaged car within seconds of it being listed.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Shoutout to the dealership that tried to get $10,000 USD for a tiny beat-up buggy with uncleaned grime and stained upholstry. The front bumper was dented but it had "never been in an accident" and they didn't even take off the studded snow tires... in _mid-June._

[@cyborgjellyfish-]

@@someonessidechannel1485 Snow tires in June you say? Sounds like it's "future proof" to me.

[@Someone-sc2hk]

... because dumb people were invented in 2023?

[@tehpurplepills]

and its sold by a seller who bought it for cheaper. authentic

[@tehpurplepills]

@@someonessidechannel1485 unless its years, or miles, thats just cosmetic condition lol

[@flowerfloc]

ever since Kevin got hit by a car he's just playing this simulator to feel what revenge is like

[@sanriobraincell]

the way so many of his surroundings get.. hit by a car, in every game where it's possible, I can't help but agree. Respectable.

[@Fraser142]

Revenge of the Car and the Car strikes back.

[@Re4l_cha0s]

@@Fraser142”Revenge of the Kevin” “Kevin strikes back”

[@Kashkashthekash]

Omg never thought about it like that

[@AtheistPirate]

Having also been hit by a car, I am fully on-board with this.

[@TheViper1198]

As somebody that works at a car dealership, I can confirm that this is 100% realistic. Truly an outstandingly accurate simulator.

[@zacharysnyder2520]

Used to work at a car dealership I can corroborate

[@mosiacsoml]

Can you give us some car shopping tips? 🥹

[@TheViper1198]

@@mosiacsoml 1. Always test drive a car. Even if you don't know a lot about cars, you will feel if something is off. 2. Always get a warranty if the price is reasonable. Especially on older cars stuff will break. Depending on what it is it can get very expensive. 3. Bring somebody that knows at least a bit about cars. Inform yourselves about usual problems with the specific model and try to make sure the car in question doesn't suffer from them or if the previous owner already took care of them. 4. Call an official dealership of the make and ask if the car had any recalls and if so, if they were taken care of. You can also ask if it had its service done regularly at a licensed workshop of the make. 5. Don't be a dick. If the salesman likes you they a more likely to negotiate. Be reasonable with your negotiation. Again inform yourself about what similar cars are worth first. Do that and you probably won't have any problems. :D

[@mitch9521]

@@TheViper1198 Dealer warranties are a scam.

[@TheViper1198]

@@mitch9521 No, not always. It probably also depends on the country you live in. Where I'm from there are rather strict laws in place. Plus a reputable dealership has no interest in scamming its customers since they want to retain them. You should never buy a car from a shady dealership in the first place. My AC broke and the repair was 1.200€. The warranty was 500€ but included in the purchase of the car and covered it fully. You should always read what parts are included however. Obviously stuff like brakes and tires are not. Always do your research before signing a contract.

[@salvagedmetal]

Remember Kevin, You can live in a car, But you can't drive a house.

[@LIZZYRAE]

have you heard of RVs

[@tybarker5038]

I live by this

[@salvagedmetal]

@@LIZZYRAE But its not called RV for sale

[@Profeshinal]

Is this a challenge?

[@riannascott8716]

That’s why we keep the mobile part of mobile homes. Attach to a truck and you and all your possessions can find a new spot

[@JulesIsTall]

Kevin finding a way to gamble within the first 3 minutes but not losing all his money immediately is very impressive

[@OldSport1987]

It is indeed

[@flowerfloc]

sadly enough my dad wasn't capable to do the the same :(

[@PlushChie]

You fool. He's just earning money so he can lose even more money from gambling.

[@sanriobraincell]

I'm convinced we'd have a very different tale had it involved horse racing; some things in life make a man lose it

[@OldSport1987]

@@sanriobraincell that’s true. I loved his San Andreas play through without breaking the law.

[@shred6]

"I hate it here. Your tables are blurry and stupid." I think this has to be my forever-response to every new bad situation I become involved in.

[@angellynn7104]

me at the eye doctor moments before being told i need glasses

[@HateMerchant]

​@@angellynn7104it's called an optometrist

[@KuueenKumi]

​@Kroooza as long as we're being smartasses, it's actually opthamologist.

[@_t.m_]

⁠@@KuueenKumiwell _actually_ it's "ophthalmologist" (couldn't resist after seeing the string of replies, lmao)

[@gglobensky]

When Kevin plays those type of games, I have to remind myself that they are crappy and it's him that makes them seem fun. I almost want to try them.

[@jordanl5444]

Kevin definitely makes them more entertaining but there is a lot of fun to be had fucking around with some of these trash games lmao. I'm guilty of playing stupid shit like this for more hrs than I wanna admit, but I balance it out by only playing ones I can pirate so I don't support the devs 😂

[@Peregrius]

Same honestly

[@fimbulsummer]

Not only are the NPC’s arms in a unnatural position, but they’re also freakishly long. Are you sure they’re not demons?

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

You may not like it but this is what a peak drivers body looks like

[@keroki932]

so this is this new diablo 4 thing

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Im pretty sure Kevin is playing a car salesman who perished and is now stuck in a very specific type of punishment

[@ChoJun69]

coming from his previous babysitting video... i think he didnt escape the dream world yet.

[@flowerfloc]

it amazes me how the developer of this game made the paper report physics rlly good but the rest of the game looks awful 😅

[@Profeshinal]

The game doesn't look that bad I think it's the character models and crappy translations that don't do it any justice

[@MononymousM]

Yeah, the unity asset store has your answer mate, no chance this game and those paper physics were from the same source. Good on them for choosing a good asset, it's an important tool in game design. Too bad they forgot about it for the rest of the project.

[@CosplayZine]

Probably a asset flip in a sense that most of what actually needs to move or function is either copy and pasted codes or they just bought an asset that met the need. While that's not usually good at least they invested in their game in some way.

[@ddljunkygames7654]

Awful? Wdym?

[@Crypted112]

that's where all the effort and budget went lol

[@danabell8702]

26:50-27:12 kevin refusing the first deal for being too low and then offering someone else a lower price 😭😂

[@missyjo2475]

6:05 There's an Arby's I pass every day going to and from work that has just been advertising "Burger is here" For about three months now. If it wasn't for the Arby's sign, I would be really confused.

[@GhostHelwig]

It doesn’t matter how depressing this game is, you make it hilarious. 😂

[@HappyTurtleGod]

CallMeKevin went from starting off a wholesome car sales business, taking out a hundred thousand dollar loan, to being an alcoholic who lost all his money in gambling, he’d fit right in Las Vegas

[@XxDreamy_LeaxX]

The broken english in this game has me dying in the most positive way.😂😂

[@yannickgrignon2473]

"7 metal was sell" was the line that really got me, the whole thing is just hilarious

[@Marcu_63]

"you cleaned a dirty"

[@chronic13131]

havent cash

[@sherlockhomeless7249]

Raport

[@liker-qd4fz]

Imagine being one of the Games in Kevin's library that he barely played (like Tropico 6 or Two Point Hospital) and instead of playing you Kev chooses CAR FOR SALE SIMULATOR 2023

[@dingowarrior815]

As someone from Poland I feel honored to see our legendary flying car being at the beggining of one of Kevin's videos

[@oooelleo]

The general public can’t be trusted with roundabouts

[@jagheterhopp]

​@@oooelleoAt least they fly insted of blasing into another car with a normal intersection

[@miranda.w22]

I love how Kevin names his professional business listings like he’s somebody’s mom using facebook marketplace

[@camelionplays2257]

I love when Call Me Kevin plays simulators

[@MorglortheMangler]

When it comes to naming a business Kevin is a genius and it wouldn't be a Call Me Kevin video if he didn't try to see if he can kill himself in the first few minutes of playing.

[@thedestroyerofcheese]

As a For Sale: I see this as an absolute win.

[@awknAngel]

“If you’re depressed after this video, it’s not my fault” Jokes on you, Kevin. I was depressed beforehand 😌😌 I always come prepared.

[@_t.m_]

Aw bless you, it's been a while since your comment but I hope you're doing okay luv! Xx

[@ninjakateems]

The worst part about Kev's videos is realizing they will end, that or the torture I mean love that he has his vict.... Subscribers endure.

[@Heckin-smol-bean]

After watching this I can confirm my previous suspicions. Kevin is, in fact, a 2023 car selling genius.

[@justalittlebitmentallyunstable]

Kevin is the type of dude to completely defy the laws of physics and simply laugh at his world-destroying powers lmao

[@cyborgjellyfish-]

I can hear it now. "Somehow I made the world turn into jello, and everything's purple? Kinda neat I guess..."

[@5h4d0w5l1f3]

"If youre depressed after this video, it's not my fault" is my new intro

[@RaininPayne2]

The most depressing simulator but it’s just my life when Kevin isn’t uploading

[@Queerlien]

Best birthday gift I can ask for is a fun video from Kevin! Thank you for being so inspiring and making me laugh every single day! I love repeating your videos to comfort me during rough times. Keep up the astounding work!

[@azradevami8468]

happy birthday🎉🎉

[@ieatcatpisslololololol1441]

Happy birthday

[@rain3339]

happy birthday!!! have a good day 💗

[@safewayman]

Happy flippin’ birthday fellow human!!!:DDD hope you have an amazing one!!❤❤❤

[@hq_FiRE]

🥂 Happy birthday!!!

[@Kyenodos]

I rate this game a Kevin out of seven. Thanks for another great video kevin! You always make me smile.

[@ClassicalEejit]

I love how Kevin tried to sell a fecken Ford focus as a 1 Mil dollar coffee table... his genius is almost frightening

[@ArtAtToolssol-dv7ik]

Being homeless, I think your videos are great to get me through a tough hour.

[@dopesickdog]

hey man, i wish you the best. stay hydrated & cool (for USA in most Goodwill stores we'll let people sit & read/charge a phone/etc all day if they don't intrude on others, so it's one way to stay out of the sun) :)

[@Joseph843]

I loved it when Kevin just gave up on the pictures entirely and set the photo of a coffee table.

[@Niffy3665]

The fact that Kevin spent the first 5 minutes trying to find where the hell to buy a car and yet its so clearly says buy in the neighborhood

[@gladfridge]

so grateful to have ur videos to watch when I need to wind down. Thank you Kevin

[@conroygreyfin7011]

I leave for work at 4am. I might see 10 cars on my side of the road for the entire 30 minutes. The 2:30 minute mark is extremely accurate. Even on the 3 lane road.

[@annaratliff4638]

Every time Kevin gambles his money away in a game I just put my head in my hands and say " why Kevin why?".

[@heatherfennell3882]

This is indeed a disturbing universe. You can't honk a car horn. The most easy way to hear a beep. Now you can only hope to find answering machines for beeps.

[@Blacklyra]

Kevin: I'm going to take out a loan :) the game characters: what's this sensation of dread I feel?

[@veci33]

I just love how the voice in the intro says "Welcome to Car Simulator for Sale 2023"

[@TheCurry_]

klavye at 1:03 is a turkish word.. I-I don't know why I'm pointing this out but there you go

[@gabrielzahn1316]

25:20 him mistaking his exhaust burbles for gunshots is hilarious XD

[@Soledoubt]

1 in 5 accidents are caused by drunk driving, this means all the other accidents are when you are sober. Drive drunk kids

[@basicbluetrash]

Joke's on you Kevin! I was already depressed when I started this video!

[@HiddenMongoose]

"I drank, like, a few sips of beer! how am i drunk??" me, a US citizen, drinking for the first time in Ireland.

[@Flowikins]

I would just like to say thank you Kevin for appreciating the bully soundtrack

[@mollyholland2069]

"send feedback or bugs" - "i'm gonna send you a box of caterpillars" 😂😂😂

[@bblLover100]

Thank god kevin didnt go gambling. For his sake ❤ Nevermind 😭

[@knaveofchalices]

6:54 should’ve gotten this achievement when you launched the game.

[@jaidendetering8734]

After seeing a ton of other KZbinrs play this game I'm glad Kevin is doing it too

[@Jinx_of_Nyx]

Kevin: so if you’re depressed after watching this, it’s not my fault. Me, watching this during a bout of severe depression: of course not, silly, it’s mine 💅🏻

[@ElderonAnalas]

I actually do like this game, especially with new updates still coming out, seems promising

[@CloudChalk]

Literally 1 second in and I'm already laughing, think that's a record. Incredible editing.

[@Kjamilex]

You know what? I've had a terrible day at work today. 3 seconds of Kevin's video was enough to make me smile uncontrolably. My man, please never change and keep doing your thing. Edit: OMG, they've even stolen soundtrack of Harvest Moon game, hahaha

[@Team_Tennant]

You know the real world is fecked when the main character of a sim game lives in a shipping container, and that seems ok.

[@arcanaobscura3519]

Much love for whoever adds the music for your videos! Just noticed Golden Sun's soundtrack in the background❤

[@apcarbuilds4490]

Love the harvest moon background music 🔥

[@marcozijlmans3953]

Cars: 10/10 Sales: 4/10 Office: Open Depression: Yes

[@chattymime]

the npc idle stance in this game is just that one meme of Kevin from the gta chaos mod days

[@fourth_wall_broken3550]

"It's not even centered!" Yes Kevin, THAT is the problem here

[@AwzlyFFA]

15:14-15:30 accurately described my real life lmao (functional(ish) alcohol who cleans houses for a living lmao)

[@Paulie1988]

I wish I had a pc to play this game. Watched so many people play it. Skapegote has 14 episodes on it currently. Looks proper fun and its atleast being updated regularly

[@granolanova69521]

Kev, I love your videos man, and your videos any time of day never fail to put a smile on my face no matter what’s going on, thanks man

[@barkergirl33]

Definitely a 7 out of Kevin!

[@pip313190]

Appreciate the Harvest Moon background music while the car search is happening 😂

[@MarvimosMusicChannel]

Original Trackmania Main Menu Music is a great choice of music at 0:00 ;)

[@woofnuggiez]

Lol, you could've made it *"Man sell car here??"*

[@RSG003]

25:07 the games currency is in dollars but the prop money for the homeless guy is in UK Bank notes and coins

[@music-channel69]

The currency is in Euros. $ is to the right, not left.

[@RSG003]

@@music-channel69 I only saw the top right and recognised the British currency 😂

[@music-channel69]

@@RSG003 I already had a suspicion when i saw the signs on the left, facing against traffic and the money of the homeless guy not being ours.

[@VFKAdventureRabbit]

14:10 found the RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Music, it hit me in the nostalgia.

[@eringilliam7129]

Judging by the video of Kevin playing deal or no deal, this should go great! Kevin smart business man. Kevin man sells car here success.

[@Delusionn]

Hah, jokes on you I was depressed BEFORE watching the video

[@mrkosmic66]

Incredible! This game has simulated almost 10% of the depression of a real car salesman! 10/10

[@deathraygonzo6339]

This is the kind of game where you have to make your own fun.

[@OldSport1987]

Good car. Yes, game. 9/10

[@Cyrathil]

25:50 This really got me laughing for some reason. I am just imagining a guy walking up to a gas pump, trying to start a conversation and even in his mind can't get a word in edge wise.

[@ajslobig]

Thankful for your honesty Kevin! Excited to see you get your joy back that we all love!!!!

[@katrinasmith219]

The fact that the game said its own name out of order upon boot is representative of the entire game's quality. Lol

[@NbaLive4ever]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂 the broken English makes it even better lmao

[@agrokragle1200]

17:30 For the top iconic Irish idiom of the video. Nice

[@abdgotchills]

The fact that this game is 10$ in Steam is the more astonishing part of the game

[@Monjuve]

I love your videos and have been subbed for a while every time you post it makes my day, thanks 🙏

[@nichellecox4846]

When Kevin was like I'm an idiot with a lot of money I just 😂😂😂 I love when Kevin posts definitely makes your day!

[@laynepieri4214]

Watching this while depressed, hoping to siphon away Kevin's misplaced happiness.

[@Isanion]

Oh no. I need to sell my car and I've been putting it off for fear of how stressful I expect the process to be. This video title is scaring me.

[@derryoneill9484]

18:38 - was that a robin hood men in tights reference?!? epic!

[@bigslimee7797]

I thought I was tripping when I heard the bully theme real quietly in the background 😂😂

[@ryanarmstrong4015]

I love the Bully theme in the background .

[@BossClown9]

That Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town music make my heart filled with joy

[@GermanPeter]

12:32 Okay but that is literally Scout TF2's cap and earpiece

[@kryw10]

I’m just laughing maniacally over the Harvest Moon music. 😂

[@flashkirby101]

I got banjo kazooie songs stuck in my head now. 24:36 gobi valley song lets go! Best one in the game.

[@blakel9463]

Once again Kevin proving he's a car sales genius

[@Halsdran]

When they IMMEDIATELY came to buy the first car I just lost my shit, haven’t laughed that hard in ages

[@Sapphosroommate]

This was legit the best CallMeKevin video since the gta 4 crimeless run

[@pestenkeranii]

i love it when kevin tries to pronounce turkish words

[@pestenkeranii]

klavye means keyboard btw

[@celesteal]

i know the target market is very far but at 2:22 i can hear the soundtrack of Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town during the spring season in the background

[@GLXYShift]

*Send Feedback or Bugs* “I’m going to send you a box of caterpillars” 😂😂😂

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Kevin has dethroned RT yet again! Turg best Drift King! 20:32

[@orangefiberdrinkgaming]

Thumbs up for the Golden Sun music! Love it

[@ltamha]

2:50-2:56 Kevin channels his inner Nikocado Avacado right there and personally, I'm HERE for it 😂.

[@mebreevee]

Wait a minute, really really niche question, but is the background track at 2:33 from harvest moon tale of two towns? Or Story of seasons? It just sounds REALLY familiar.

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

5:45 Crowley????