I locked myself up in a VR Prison

[@tomok3733]

im convinced that the editor challenges themselves to put kevin kicking babies into every single video

[@sadkurgaming8185]

And it's not hard

[@poppykate3036]

@@sadkurgaming8185 I think he meant challenge as in finding a reason/excuse to use that clip, not challenging as in physically editing the clip into each vid

[@MisterShaggyDoo]

@@poppykate3036 And Sadkur meant that it is not hard to find a reason/excuse to use the clip

[@psyducktective]

And/or Kevin insists on that clip being used frequently to make his purchase of the cooking mama baby seem totally justified

[@NoteToLoser]

I wonder if Kevin ever gets back the final edit and laughs about that himself like 'this guy.. the baby kicking *again* "😂🥲

[@anthognome]

I thought it was virtually impossible for Kevin to virtually pay for his virtual crimes.

[@TheEarthSausage]

This comment is virtually the best one I’ve read

[@annavmae]

🤚🏻 🫱🏻 virtually

[@oxfanblink4115]

I’ll be surprised if he gets virtual Parole with how many crimes he commits in Bitlife alone without even joining a Mafia 😅

[@charlesworthless]

He’s virtually insane.

[@LeeroyDankin420]

How virtual!

[@aphex206]

I’m convinced that if Kevin ever went to prison, he’d either die within 9 hours, or start a prison gang on accident

[@Kirara01234]

Or both

[@evaannalise]

i feel like hed be todd from bojack horseman when he went to jail

[@yeet_the_children]

he’d start a prison cult and take over the prison via violent coup

[@emmadobbins694]

"Accident" ... *Riiiiiiiiiight* ...

[@TheCostan]

*happy little accident

[@theconversationalelitist6423]

"Its got a crafting system where you can craft things" goddamnit he truly is a genius

[@Ludrovisco]

Kevin trully is a wordsmith genius

[@DignityDC]

I am starting to believe Kevin is the brain behind all of this AI going around

[@JonatanArdensten]

he's speaking the language of the gods

[@kohandougherty175]

He has a small brain like me

[@IsDioGayorEuropean]

Watching Kevin write smut in prison is not how i imagined my Saturday evening going but hey i ain't complaining

[@jessicaj.5535]

Same 😂🤷‍♀️😅

[@bubblehubble13]

the way im watching this in a saturday too-

[@deadmeme7359]

What are the odds that I’m watching this on a Saturday too💀

[@wyattprice9364]

what are the odds i'm watching on a tuesday

[@somerandomgamergroup]

@@wyattprice9364what are the odds I'm watching this on a Thursday💀

[@rose4961]

I love when he does his overly Irish accent on top of his normal Irish accent.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“Oh Jásus!” (I’m obviously NOT Irish)

[@Flemsplort]

His high pitched overly calm voice when he’s panicking at about 05:00 is my favourite. Kevin, you’re such a good sport and I love to see you having fun. I hope you’re doing well 🙏🏻🤍

[@brucesimmons5517]

Kevin just singlehandedly did what the police were trying to do for years.

[@dancesmokesmile344]

Put himself away? Never thought I’d see it happen

[@BlackMoonHowls]

69 likes, Noice.

[@Pandasu28]

If Kevin's crimes against npcs were presented in court, even Grognak the Destroyer: Attorney at Law couldn't save him

[@the_ecips9692]

Harsh. But true.

[@heda8296]

Even if they stomp the village the court is in?

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

If there was a Queen of the world even she couldn’t save him

[@benjaminjones5029]

Its times like this I find it uncanny how close Kevin is to realizing he is a simulation. Particularly when he says 'I'm dead inside' its like he knows he died and was uploaded for our entertainment. I'm glad they've never switched him off even after all these centuries, despite the glitches.

[@iamaweirdo5210]

Do you know something I don’t?

[@froginabox4848]

are we giving kevin the jerma treatment?

[@ww6372]

Do not make the program self aware Benjamin. Did you not see the terms of service before entering the 2nd realm

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

Classic benjamin, this is going on the grid-forum

[@irishjournalgaming]

You know the managers died a long time ago right? Once they died, Kevin just kept on going. No one can turn him off now.

[@MrJames_Bondage]

"Oh Jesus! I love laws! Can't get enough of them! I wish there were more!" Followed by "Alright, I think I fooled them" had me in hysterics 😂

[@thehappyonion7044]

With every new game Kevin plays, i wish it’ll become a series

[@danitho]

Yeah, same

[@thehiperson8066]

Only bit life could achieve that

[@jennbryant1814]

@@thehiperson8066 you don’t need to say that twice

[@markotheserbian]

This is such a old vr game but I love that kevin plays good games. Not just popular games.

[@blobfish4999]

I haven’t played much only breaking out of the first prison but the game brought so many life lessons best example is that eggs too have to pay for their crimes

[@Firsona]

Is it just me or did Kevin get more Irish every time the guard was coming and he was trying to hide contraband?

[@AcolyteOfHysteria1811]

I absolutely love the chaos that comes from every VR Kevin video.

[@Mando463]

You know it’s going to be a good video when it has ‘VR’ in the title

[@Hellobub]

You know its gonna be a fantastic video when it's uploaded by Kevin

[@TheRomanAoE]

It's literally just crafting in VR. How is this a good game?

[@Mando463]

@@TheRomanAoE because Kevin did it

[@ArtsyKnox25]

​@@TheRomanAoE it's okay if youre not into VR or games like this. No ones saying you have to like every game he plays.

[@HeisenbergFam]

4:40 "I dont think I could do this for hours" We all know Kevin would gladly do crimes for hours cuz he is an Irish menace

[@Fostero7]

When are you going to make the "who is heisenberg video" explaining how your not a bot 💀💀💀

[@RaeontheLeft]

You know it is going to be a good video when within the first two minutes Kevin is freaking out about something

[@mikeybarrow1115]

I love when kevin does the over the top irish accent 😂🍀

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

can't wait to watch kevin be a vr prison genius

[@Nature_fairy00]

A petition for Kevin to play more of this game | V

[@GhostHelwig]

I assume this is good practice for breaking out of Jim’s basement. 😅

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Out? Do not attempt to deceive the faithful! This basement is the entire universe. Now be a good cultist and eat your pufferfish!

[@snackymom]

He is contained for our protection

[@isaacmcallister5649]

I genuinely love how wholesome a derpy this guy is. "71 Money!" Oh, yes; very good at englishing is he.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

20:06 Well, they don't have feet, but we don't have giant dragons to step on us or swallow us whole. Lots of fetishes deal with things that someone doesn't or can't have, but just imagine, so it actually makes sense lol

[@kritzkrieg14]

I think Kevin should record himself in VR games. Yes, that would be funny and sad.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

But it would be sadly funny or hilariously sad? I would said both, its always both with Kevin.

[@meagenberstecher2713]

Imagine him playing in a closet for the immersion

[@chaoticbasilisk9421]

i love u kevin. might sound weird but u make me laugh all the time and half the time i end up choking and if i go out choking from laughter at your comedic performances then i will die the happiest man alive. seriously thank you for existing never stop amusing us it means so much more than you might realize :)

[@mariams3879]

You doing better?

[@TheHutchy01]

It's always great when Kevin has hands because we see the wild gesticulating, that's let's be honest, we all do when talking at our desks.

[@hell0zer0]

what a weird game. everyone has Veggie Tales character design and you're there, wearing cartoon gloves, making cigarettes

[@SoulPoleSuperstar]

0:00 - Introduction: Call Me Kevin talks about committing virtual crimes in games like The Sims and his interest in a VR Prison Break game. 0:38 - Exploring the Prison: Kevin starts his first day in jail, observing other prisoners and crafting items in his cell. 1:37 - Making Cigarettes: Kevin demonstrates how he crafts homemade cigarettes in the game. 2:33 - Getting Caught: Kevin gets caught by a guard while crafting cigarettes and loses his belongings. 3:06 - Jobs and Trading: Kevin interacts with other prisoners and engages in jobs and trading within the game. 4:09 - Speedrunning and Organization: Kevin aims to speedrun the game and organizes his belongings in his cell. 5:31 - Smoke Screen Plan: Kevin works on a plan called the "great distraction" to escape the prison. 6:36 - Escaping and Being Caught Again: Kevin successfully escapes but gets caught and ends up in another prison. 7:22 - Conclusion: Kevin resigns himself to being stuck in the new prison forever. (good luck with that my guy)

[@Arkos__]

Kevin is surely a penitentiary genius

[@tacticaljuggernaut4866]

"I'd put on my Webcam but i don't know if it would be funny or sad" Kevin I hate to break it to you, but you are funny and sad everytime you upload 😂😂

[@MorglortheMangler]

I've heard of many types of currency in video games: Caps, Septim, Bells and Simoleons but i have never heard of Bobby being used as a form of money. Where does Kevin keep finding these weird games and what unusual game will he grace us with next, Rock Simulator?

[@reilley26]

Prison monologue is a whole new level of Kevin bringing me joy! Also the issue with rope in prison would probably get you demonetized...

[@KetsYok]

I feel like Kevin’s mind is already a prison with adhd like all of us so this should be a fun ride

[@TheZohan907]

Kevin looks a lot healthier lately :) very cool to see

[@greyyt5466]

0:00 :Theme kicks in) Me: glory to arkstotzka!

[@dingowarrior815]

Glad to see the dropkick baby back

[@ivailo8435]

this game is a absolute classic. glad you played it

[@alex29red]

These videos literally never get old

[@KitKat290-zo6us]

Never thought I would see anyone else playing this game ever. Still a good game

[@adamtwist4802]

Sometimes i feel like you should be in prison, kevin, your crimes and wacky adventures are immeasurable

[@sageinartemis]

Words cannot express how much I love your videos!! :)

[@GarryTheMartian]

Kevin was so infamous he decided he’d put himself in jail since the police were too scare to due to his…. *History.*

[@nigeladams8321]

This seems like a really cool game, but whoever made the decision to make the menu sound a tinnitus like squeak needs rethink that

[@boora9011]

Lol, the humpty dumbty 😂

[@saityusufbulur3366]

There's a locker in the cell. Guards: It's ok. There's some paper in the locker. Guards: REAL SHIIIIT !

[@CoolerCookie]

I would love to see a cam of you playing this in vr, it sounds so funny

[@cynthiathegreat8121]

You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for this game and I am so happy that I’ve found it once again

[@favoritemustard3542]

I'm glad your search was successful! Did you beat it? What attracted you to it in the 1st place?

[@coolkidd723]

"Gang tattoos, I want a sleeve but I have no arms " Kevin is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CrochetwithKate]

"How am I meant to do crime in this Prison?" - Kevin 2023

[@gabrieljean2097]

Wasn't surprised when Kevin said he committed a lot of crimes. We all saw what he can do in Sims

[@ni-dirus]

"I hid all my cigarettes under my erotic fiction" is not something I expected to hear Kevin say but now I want it on my tombstone

[@kstalia]

Kevin, I have a love hate relationship with your channel: you play too many games that I want to play

[@lanticocean]

I have secret news Kevin, Unit Anna is building more muscle to be stronger than you.

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

Shhh it's a secret 🤫🤠 #strongerthankevin

[@lanticocean]

@@AnnaRudolfChess 😂

[@dehoffman753]

Is it bad that this video led me to impulsively buying this game? 💀

[@Sloopedawg]

Nope

[@ginomctony6773]

"Write us enough stories and make us enough cigarettes and we will bust ya outta here!" This is how the other inmates avoid doing any real work or risk.

[@Hyper_Kong]

Looks like they finally caught up to Kevin. Better late than never but okay. 😂

[@safrprojects]

For Humpty Dumpty, feet are the forbidden fruit. It's like walking on eggshells in here.

[@eerohuov]

Every time i come home i see if kevin has uploaded. And when he has, its gonna be a good time.

[@bambi.boopboop]

Kevin, you’re the greatest criminal I’ve ever known.

[@ChristiånCorw]

Kevin!!!! I just found out that Cade: The Tortured Crossing was released this year... Yes, that's right... It's the sequel to Neil Breen's Twisted Pair... I believe that your mission is clear. 😂😂

[@ravenblything6567]

paying for the "Virtual Crimes" Finally lol

[@burnedbread4691]

3:43: now that is a classic meme from a time before they were called memes!

[@humlegard-gaming]

Great video, love the content!

[@Thenumber1Lad]

Kevin is finally being punished for all the war crimes he's committed across the sims, gta rp and more.

[@ContraryRhombus]

Possibly the quickest like I've ever left on a video. That intro was perfect. Like, literally the first 2/3 seconds. Perfect.

[@GoodGriefs]

Let’s collab in the metaverse Kevin ☺️

[@ZachsWonderland]

Kevin you hit an innocent car with your body, don't act like you never committed a crime in real life

[@The_Normal_Comment]

I was at the Carolina Country Music Festival and someone airdropped this video I am now a subscriber to ur channel thanks to ADAM’s iPhone

[@unlimiit]

8:18 “erotic letters” -CallMeKevin, 2023

[@MR_ZERO230]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WallingJ12]

Tbh that game is pretty fun glad he Finally played it

[@jakeisom]

Just good to see Kevin roll up for once

[@Drayton226]

Whenever Kevin plays VR it is the funniest thing so this will be the funniest thing

[@alexcurrent698]

kevin is the only person stupid enough to confess his crimes, but the only person who would do those crimes.

[@Vixenaustin]

This was a very interesting game. I love Kevin's humor. 😄

[@Fluffles355]

Ayeeeee got here early! Thanks for posting again, you get me through dark times with your priceless humor! ❤😊

[@Kikicole]

The amount of anxiety this video gave me Lmao

[@liamthompson7571]

Would love a second episode of this

[@me0w3rs]

note to self: 3:20

[@JuvenileNiall]

Serving virtual time for virtual crimes. It was only a matter of time, Kevin

[@quinnharrison8167]

I’m having massive deja vu, I feel like I’ve seen Kevin play this before

[@ZehamKaiser]

This is truly a virtual reality of all time

[@flowerfloc]

the fact that Kevin isn't behind bars yet with his crazy ideas especially in the Sims surprises me! jk love your vids kev hope you're doing good!

[@meanncat3050]

This is the best video of kevin struggling to close stuff EVER!

[@KhanaHatake]

Kevin becoming an author is not how I thought this game would go

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Kevin has been an author for as long as we know him, or did you forget the best seller horror story "The Supermarket Monster"? He just now got around to take advantage of his talents, though virtual prison forced him to craft less artistic and more unsavory stories. Its tragic, but is testament to his abilities that his talents still shine though despite everything.

[@JnnSlfr]

Kevin just DOES Everything in Virtual Reality, and I'm All for it.

[@C4Rugged]

I love your vr stuff

[@Fraser142]

imagine going to jail and you just see kevin rolling cigs and writing pages out in the middle of the section.

[@catkittycatc4t]

15:40 i love that it works

[@l0STstylebender]

I love and understand your video

[@Haliceph]

I see Kevin is finally living out his Sideshow Bob era

[@tylerhorn3712]

Can you imagine a being with feat? Imagine not just floating above the ground, but having having things that connect you to the ground!

[@C.C.658]

I feel bad for bobby

[@basicallybritt7533]

We need Kevin in VR! Kevin is the best when he interacts with others in VR! Kevin, please interact with others in games!

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

honestly kevin's hand rolled virtual cigarettes are probably better made and more safely stored than most big tobacco products are

[@ManMan006]

We need Kevin to continue this play though - it was a lot of fun to watch keep up the amazing work

[@Young_Albino-the-4th]

You should play ready or not, it’s like a swat game where you investigate different crimes throughout a fictional city

[@unannounced_squid]

the high pitched panic kevin is my favorite kevin

[@amberyoung3169]

When little golden guy's face goees from :D to :I as Kevin puts him in the dark drawer 😂