The Most Disturbing PSAs

[@danielprofeta]

The music video at the end got reuploaded to my music channel:) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWPFlnVvrpWtqbM

[@jacobcox4565]

I like how the first PSA shows that both men and women could be child predators, very progressive.

[@danielprofeta]

I am very aware that both men and women can be predators, and I'm a huge fan of progressive thought

[@_.ana._.]

Honestly that was well ahead of its time

[@Terratetradon]

EVERYONE knows that

[@jacobcox4565]

@@Terratetradon I doubt that. If there are people who think there's no such thing as a racist black person, then there are people who think women can't be sexual predators.

[@jeffryejeffrye]

@@jacobcox4565Bad reason, but you’re still right.

[@MarxistMomentum]

The blue puppet girl wanting to eat the guitar and her brother just treating it like normal makes me think this isn't the first time she's tried to eat inanimate objects, and that she needs a psychologist, not a song.

[@danielprofeta]

This is the kind of analysis I strive to one ay achieve on this channel. These are my favorite comments. We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Pica can be a sign of neglect :)

[@stellaharris4826]

Yes!!!! Missed you so much, glad you're back. Hope you're doing well. This is hilarious!

[@Fnafbonnie1153]

​@@stellaharris4826 same when i first saw this i was like this is actually weird and why is she trying to eat the guitar

[@DJG_Studios]

@@danielprofetaAphex Twin reference?

[@pileofhazelnuts]

I love the we're not candy ad like genuinely it works so well. No threats, they just look slightly unsettling.

[@danielprofeta]

Exactly!!

[@stellaharris4826]

Right!

[@MaximusDream78]

It's a bop too

[@rexferguson-xo1zu]

It makes me laugh so hard I don’t know why😂

[@steavecow1239]

It pops up every week in my recommended and I made a rule I have to watch it every time

[@SuperMenaceArchives]

I liked the joke of a child being in a burning house and doing stop, drop, and roll instead of just leaving the house. Or just doing stop, drop, and roll at the scene of any fire, despite not being on fire.

[@danielprofeta]

Thanks, I also enjoyed the mental image of burning children

[@galaxylove32]

@@danielprofeta HELP-

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

​@@danielprofeta so much more relaxing when you know WHY they're screaming.

[@weirdLEXbutok]

🎶don’t hide , go outside , get out the door and run … you gotta race to the neighbors place and call 9-1-1 ! be cool about fire safety🎶

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

part of my room caught on fire two weeks ago and my 7 year old brother was asleep in the neighboring room, we got him out and once we explained what was going on he straight up said "why didnt you tell me to stop drop and roll?!" very angrily, necause he thought we didnt want him to put out the fire 💀

[@darthestar8791]

“Stranger Danger” PSAs ALWAYS get on my nerves not because they’re trying to encourage being safe around strangers who’re being suspicious. It’s just that it unintentionally teaches kids the idea that they (in genera) can’t trust ANYONE, at least if they “take it super seriously” like they’re “supposed too”

[@danielprofeta]

Better safe than sorry I suppose

[@the_author_artist7815]

Yeah i don't trust anyone fully aside from my online friends and my sister

[@crinklyonion1410]

@@the_author_artist7815 Even then, when I met a British person online, my dad immediately told me that they were lying, and probably lived in Michigan and were 40.

[@MoonStone_Empress]

I still have stranger danger anxiety in my 30s despite never experiencing anything shown in those PSA's.

[@normalhuman9878]

Especially since most kidnappers know the victim in some way

[@_.ana._.]

I actually like the 'we're not candy' one. Sure, it's uncanny but it did a good job of spreading awareness without demonizing pills as a whole or blaming children for eating them. It's catchy and it does a good job conveying it's message and the lil blue skittles are cute

[@karameru_xd]

DIDNT YOU GET IT?! THE WHOLE THING WAS THAT THE SKITTLES WERE *NOT* CANDY!! /j

[@_.ana._.]

@@karameru_xd sounds like what candy would say

[@LeRealMilk]

100% bars and 100% candy

[@sugarplum3338]

@@karameru_xd yeah only candy would say they aren't candy.

[@danielprofeta]

Third one to say it, but I think the Skittles are trying to save themselves by pretending to not be candy. only one way to find out

[@themad_ox]

crazy how two of my favorite youtubers that look like long distant cousins were both extras in hunger games

[@danielprofeta]

We were twins. He thought he absorbed me in the womb but I reincarnated elsewhere as a creature from hell.

[@Joeh_]

​@@danielprofeta 👍

[@stellaharris4826]

And yes, my nieces and nephews had a code word to avoid stranger danger. Sad but true.

[@danielprofeta]

Such is the world we unfortunately live in

[@Im-BAD-at-satire]

In the majority of cases, it's familiar people, such as family members or family friend either in the neighborhood or elsewhere, that would violate a child. It's rare for a stranger to do it, but it would be unrealistic to say that it doesn't happen.

[@lavendernightshade5631]

my elementary school resource teacher had a codeword with her son or a special knock, my family had a silly password that wasn't used often, my dad probably doesn't even remember

[@johnynoway9127]

​@@lavendernightshade5631IF YOU REALLY ARE MY DAD WHATS THE CODE WORD!!???

[@Scrummy_frog]

Growing up I was shown a lot of PSAs as a kid, and they actually showed us the "don't put it in your mouth" song in elementary school. It resulted in several very disturbed children, and as a way of rebelion, a whole bunch of kids started shoving glue sticks in there mouth to "ward of the evil." true story. Love your vids and can't wait to see more, thanks for the great content.

[@danielprofeta]

I ward off evil simply by existing. Evil is scared of me.

[@CookE463]

NEW VIDEO WOOO! Sidenote, the vast majority of PSAs are terrifying by themselves, but sometimes, such as the ones described here, they are... very. extra. disturbing

[@danielprofeta]

They can also be hilarious to look back at, as seen here

[@CookE463]

​@@danielprofeta very true very true *head nod of agreement*

[@monkstandinglast]

@@danielprofeta 2023 and you put a grainy as pic of you being an extra lol otherwise funny vid cheers

[@laotasurfs1110]

This reminded me of when Buster Brown (a child comic strip character who was always up to mischief) became a boy scout. He was told to be obliging to all adults, so he helped a burglar rob his house. 1980s-90s authority figures thought we were all Buster Brown. You know what? That's fair.

[@danielprofeta]

That reminds me a little of Amelia Bedelia

[@SentinalhMC]

@@danielprofeta I freaking loved Amelia Bedelia as a kid. The first one I read in 3rd grade was where she threw dust all over someone's house.

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

@@danielprofeta god i fucking hate amelia bedelia

[@Gore-Out-Starz]

“My opinions on anything are of very little use to anyone” Man that’s how I feel all the time 💀

[@danielprofeta]

Me too man... Me too...

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

Gosh, I've been falling to this psa "rabbit hole" recently, thanks for making a video about this! Also my favourite thing to do is milking the snakes, it's very fun

[@danielprofeta]

That joke was inspired by a mad libs game I played when I was like 12. Milking the snakes and fixing the still that's turning out water instead of moonshine.

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

@@danielprofeta Oh, interesting

[@princesspikachu3915]

@@DrpshpdCatShirt Snake milking is a thing. My cousin milks rattlesnake venom for a living.

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

@@princesspikachu3915 HUH!? It is, what huh??

[@karameru_xd]

@@princesspikachu3915 is it in a painless method? I’d imagine it’d be very stressful for the snakes. Sorry, just curious.

[@BruddaAmbatablow]

apparently those freaky adult swim clippings shown before the show starts are to scare kids away from the show very effective

[@danielprofeta]

That's amazing hahaha

[@hollyschafer4436]

Dude, growing up before child safety caps were invented was wild. Also, you unlocked a core memory in me with those tidbits of fire safety PSAs. I watched those in kindergarten and now remember being viscerally afraid of house fires for months afterwards. Great video!

[@danielprofeta]

I used to be afraid of homes being on fire, then I watched Bo Burnham's inside and now I know exactly what to do in case of an emergency.

[@bluehornets5694]

As an 18 year old i can safely say that i do not remember growing up in the 80s and 90s But i do remember getting trauma from being made to watch scream when i was four by my mom 😊😊

[@danielprofeta]

I love scream, but when you were 4?? That's rough..

[@bluehornets5694]

@@danielprofeta scream 2, to be precise, my mom wanted to watch it with her friend, but, oh no, my nan was at work and they couldn't leave the four year old alone, So we all crammed into our dining room, around our grey box TV, I distinctly remember giggling at some of the scenes, but other than that, it's mostly just fear BUT, the bright side is, Scream is one of my all time favourite horror franchises, and I'm really into horror now, specifically how horror is made, the work that goes into movies and shows! So, traumatizing, but that trauma opened a WORLD of movies and shows to me, So I'm kinda thankful to it Even if it might have aided my need for anxiety mess 😅😅😅😅

[@PokemonEnjoyer1]

I’m only 18 but I remember seeing that first psa in school when I was little!! (it was a catholic school and things were always at least 10 years behind technologically)

[@danielprofeta]

Damn, I hope you're doing okay my friend, stay safe and sane and don't talk to strangers who don't know about Richard helms

[@abbyjellybean95]

while this was a very pleasant surprise to watch before i go to work early in the morning, i must say i had no idea Daniel WAS 19!!!! he could have fooled me into thinking he was well into his 20s like me *sigh* growing up sucks

[@WretchedRaymond45]

same !!

[@danielprofeta]

I already think growing up sucks and I'm not even there yet. Please regale me with horror stories of all the grand times I have to look forward to:)

[@abbyjellybean95]

@@danielprofeta i dont know about you but my back and knee pain started when i was 19. then there is more work responsibility's and (for me) taking care of tiny humans adds age and work to do to life in general. i know ways of looking at life can change and happen at any time but the older i get the more i miss when i was 18 or 19. it was simpler for me and no where near as much stress or burdens. i guess thats why i love music so much. it helps me prosses difficulties and calm down at times. to be frank, thats why i love your acoustic, chill songs more . they are therapeutic for me especially recently. please do keep up with all you do, i can not get enough of your reactions to analog and so on!

[@danielprofeta]

@@abbyjellybean95 I have scoliosis and my back pain started when I was like 15 sadly (god cursed me). It means a lot to me that my music could help anyone, so thank you for listening. I appreciate it!

[@ultraredd]

@@danielprofeta I have scoliosis as well that started about the same age as yours did. As I got older, chronic pain set in. I always made sure to take care of myself, know my limitations and get medical help sooner rather than later. Pain medication extremely sparingly. I am much older now and I'm better because I got care and took it seriously. This is my story and not necessarily your destiny. I'm sorry you're going through this but there are many ways to go with dealing this and the decisions are yours. Whatever you do, always continue to let your light shine from within. Your light is already so bright 🌟

[@kiranjyotkaur6921]

Your song at the end made me verbally say “this is fucking sick” alone in my bathroom. You are talented

[@danielprofeta]

:):) thank you, it was really fun to write and then making the music video was a fever dream

[@snowowl01]

i straight up wanna listen to 'a not so modest proposal' for like 3 years straight

[@danielprofeta]

You can.

[@ultraredd]

OMG I laughed so hard! While there's nothing funny about actual stranger danger, these retro PSAs are hysterical. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh. Welcome back and congrats on 43k 👍

[@danielprofeta]

I appreciate it Carol, thank you for watching!!

[@Cool_Chill]

I grew up with this psa stuff and it was so heavy that when i started elementary school, i became paranoid, so paranoid that i developed an anxiety disorder as a 6 year old🥲

[@danielprofeta]

:( that's awful (and highly relatable sadly, better safe than sorry as the higher powers always say)

[@pinkapetdesigns]

I actually love 'we're not candy' and unironically listen to it sometimes for the hell of it

[@danielprofeta]

Me too:)

[@fireworksforme2]

that “we’re not candy” commercial is IMPORTANT TO MY FAMILY. my mom randomly sings the song we all know the lyrics bc we all think it’s adorable

[@spac31nvad3r5]

Your don't eat babies song belongs in one of the early lemon demon albums (in the best way possible).

[@danielprofeta]

My muscles... My muscles... Involuntarily flex... Two trucks

[@spac31nvad3r5]

*starts beatboxing*

[@M4t_P4tGT]

Holy shit this comment chain is amazing

[@ibarelymakecontent6446]

​@@danielprofeta HAVING S-

[@SniperOnSunday]

Bah, da-da-da-da-da, bah-da-da-da-da, bah-da-da-da-da, bah-da-da, da da, bah-da-da-da, bah bah, bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

[@okana803]

I KNEW IVE HEARD THE TERM “a modest proposal” before, read it for English lit, I loved this so much

[@MyDarling_Emi]

HAHAHA Okana you have no idea how fun that video was to make, when I heard it for the first time I diiiied

[@okana803]

@@MyDarling_Emi I bet, looked super fun! That song better come out in an album or I swear I shall kidnap your children!

[@MyDarling_Emi]

@@okana803 NOT SAUL THREADMAN, MY SON!!!

[@danielprofeta]

A modest proposal is one of my favorite satires, it's so freaking good

[@stephanieconstantin2682]

Thanks for reminding me to avoid affection and having fun!

[@danielprofeta]

You're very welcome 🤗

[@addiewest6070]

​@@danielprofeta THAT'S AFFECTION🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@thatrand0_gh0st]

The psa on not eating babys it so GOOD. If it was on Spotify it would be in my playlist for sure also the little flower details in the back are really fun. 10/10 good work 👍

[@danielprofeta]

I'll probably be uploading it to Spotify soon

[@thatrand0_gh0st]

​@@danielprofeta YO SO EXCITED 🎉 can't wait!

[@nuclearwinter_]

omg you're 19 i thought you were older than me man... what you've done is mad impressive music and vids and all :D

[@danielprofeta]

Thank you my friend, no where to go but down from here:) as above so below and beyond I imagine

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

my god i feel like such a decrepit old man learning that you're 19 and already have this dope youtube channel and a music thing going 😂 i mean that in a good way though! you're a really talented dude and you always make fantastic content the PSA with the singing pills is almost too cute to take seriously for me haha. like, look at those little guys! the way they all huddle up together at the end! they are absolutely precious

[@danielprofeta]

Yeah the singing pills are adorable

[@katswithak7597]

Love your channel, I always look forwards to another video!! Hope you're proud of yourself, your channel is amazing

[@danielprofeta]

Oh yeah I'm proud of this video lol:)

[@katswithak7597]

Epic

[@chellastation]

That puppet show in the end was great. I can just image you playing guitar at a library at the children section

[@danielprofeta]

I have done story readings at libraries before heheheh

[@chellastation]

@@danielprofeta That would be an amazing experience 📚🧒👧🎵😄

[@egg_bun_]

Dude! You really topped yourself with this one. Great subject matter, impossible to not make funny even if you didn't have anything to add, but you had some amazing soundbites in response. THEN at the end you had that brilliant song? Dude, this was the best, and you've made a lot of great content before this. Keep being you.

[@danielprofeta]

I appreciate it my friend, thank you!! See you in the next one:)

[@Caleb-bz6kc]

"Æ-" "That's a terrifying jumpscare." - daniel profeta 2023

[@danielprofeta]

I will have lots of weird quotes one say

[@paranormeow]

At my old school that I was at for elementary, they actually showed us that first PSA. Can’t remember what grade I was in, but it was a really strange experience to have us all holed up in the auditorium watching that. Sometimes it pops back into my head. It was really surreal to see it again, LAWL

[@danielprofeta]

That's so strange lol

[@Squegbeg]

the PSA that still freaks me out is a Canadian one where a chef is talking about how great her life is going, but she's carrying a pot of hot oil, and then she slips on a spill on the ground someone else didn't clean up and burns like half her arm and face. It's really effective and still gets me to this day, yet i cant get myself watch it again.

[@danielprofeta]

Oof, that's terrifying

[@tylociraptor8131]

As a man who grew up with the "don't put it in your mouth" PSA I'm so glad to see a new generation being traumatized by Canadian PSAs

[@danielprofeta]

A whole new group of people will be destroyed psychologically.

[@bodkie]

That line "what if the thing in your mouth... Is the person you love" was so powerful that I gave the screen a nod of approval with an expression that almost completely mirrored Daniel's nod and facial expression in sync with him.

[@danielprofeta]

I am known for powerful one liners.

[@anthonyortiz350]

I was expecting this video the be creepy Not you stopping every couple of seconds to mock the PSA! 🤣

[@Applepoisoneer]

The most honest 19 year old on KZbin. At least according to this one video I found by happenstance. I don't know how many of these I'd really consider "the most disturbing", but it was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed the original song at the end. And as a fun fact, that PSA with the pills was actually created and puppeteered by Jim Henson.

[@danielprofeta]

That's so cool, I didn't know that about Henson. I should cover the Wilkin's coffee videos

[@lordmingo9046]

I once saw a video of some kid channel that went out by putting up a timer and saying they need x amount of money and then started executing all the show characters on their channel and then saying thanks for nothing when the timer ran out

[@danielprofeta]

That's. Interesting....

[@lordmingo9046]

This has nothing to do with anything I just thought it was hilarious

[@FleegleFazbeagle]

That's the fake Qubo final sign off video.

[@galacticam2000]

That song at the end really helped me change my mind...been eating babies for so long, but I never knew this was exactly what I needed to stop. Thank you Daniel for changing my life. ❤

[@danielprofeta]

Don't relapse plz

[@Bolero451]

I’m glad someone is warning people about the dangers of eating babies

[@danielprofeta]

Someone had to, and that person may as well be me

[@defnotaiden846]

this is a great video but genuienly you are musicly gifted and i loved a not so subtle proposal! Subbing for sure

[@danielprofeta]

Welcome to the Legion

[@blinky6254]

"We're not candy' is actually quiet catchy and good too

[@danielprofeta]

I agree, very nice and good. Now let's see Paul Allen's card.

[@ralola1]

Some of these remind me of a old movie series called The Adventures of Timothy Tooth

[@danielprofeta]

Timothy Tooth... Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.

[@ralola1]

@@danielprofeta Ikr? For so long I thought it was this fever dream on par with my sleep paralysis demon. Then I found the theme on KZbin and my mind was blown. Then I see this and it just keeps rounding back to that weird uncanny part of my childhood.

[@ashton71113]

Yay new video!! Congrats on the sub milestone! You being 19 surprised me, you seemed like you were older. As a 19 yo that is always told she seems older that is a compliment I swear lol.

[@danielprofeta]

I also am cursed with people constantly thinking I'm older lol

[@Sharky_shark.]

Psa videos are crazy some Tramazied me

[@danielprofeta]

Prepare to get traumatized again

[@jc296x]

I wish I would have seen the blue puppets years ago before I saw a bottle of "Sesame Street Bubble Gum scented Bubble Bath" and thought "wow if it smells this great just like the gum..I can only imagine what it tastes like!"

[@danielprofeta]

I had similar problems as a kid, too many things looked or smelled like food

[@raywolf08]

Love your channel! I'm so glad it's gotten this much traction. We are Legion :) Edit: I'm trying to watch this in study hall please stop being funny, they're giving me weird looks :'(

[@danielprofeta]

Unfortunately my coping mechanism is humor. There is no stopping being funny

[@noideawhy3982]

youtubers under 50k subs on their way to make the most entertaining and amazing content

[@danielprofeta]

I try lol

[@danielprofeta]

Thanks for watching you nerd. We are Legion. Find the end song on spotify: open.spotify.com/track/1H5VeBeOEqI7ou6nJUIVZl?si=bb66b514c149428b

[@TacoLover20718]

Sadly I am a nerd.

[@paromeilart]

How dare you I'm dumn as f__k

[@MatheoZ14]

totally very original video concept 👌

[@daniellewillis2767]

Rampant misuse of the power of puppetry...

[@jman7232]

Song actually goes fire tho 🔥🔥🔥

[@bucketsdoesstuff2824]

Does anyone remember a show/psa type thing with a bat and a rabbit who had a clubhouse type thing, and were creepy puppet characters like in the video? In the one I remember it was about electrical safety and the bat ended up getting electrocuted by playing with an electical outlet. Any ideas on what this could be? I vividly remember it from my (early 2000s) childhood and have been searching for like 10 years haha

[@danielprofeta]

I'm not sure...

[@Whatlander]

As an old, I've got some context for the "stranger codeword" thing - there were also loads of PSAs telling parents and children to decide on a secret word for this exact situation. It was just kind of a thing at the time. But also as much as the secret word thing isn't that big of a stretch, and it's not unheard of for creeps to scare children by claiming their parents are hurt, it's also unlikely that your family would send someone you've never seen before to bring you to the hospital. Thank you for your time as I over-explain something clearly said as a joke.

[@Odbarc]

I remember seeing that "Don't put it in your mouth." playing a lot when I was a kid. I sometimes think and sing it in my head from time to time. I specifically remember the one time my brothers friend saw this and laughed hysterically as if it had a sexual innuendo about it.

[@danielprofeta]

It kinda does have that innuendo to it, that's what makes it weird to me

[@ponkwon]

People like you are underrated, keep up the good work!

[@danielprofeta]

I try, thanks for watching my friend:)

[@Nobody_is_here_right_now]

And in 1 day you've gained nearly 5 thousands more subs

[@danielprofeta]

This is an exaggeration, but I did gain nearly 1300 in one day, which is a personal record. Thank you guys!!

[@Nobody_is_here_right_now]

@@danielprofeta Still this video went viral

[@Devious_Reviews]

"Bella is so cool". I found those singing pills to be adorable, too. They really had some musical talent to be sure.

[@danielprofeta]

I want the singing pills to preform at my funeral

[@LadyVenus125]

​@@danielprofeta Hahaha.

[@GoodnightMoon4]

pretty good video, but you got me with the song. a good reminder that building a guillotine isn't really that expensive and has been proven to work really really well

[@danielprofeta]

You understand haha. I'm building an army. We are Legion.

[@personsomehow]

Mom, dad, wake up! There's a new Daniel Profeta video!!

[@danielprofeta]

Your mom and dad were taken to a facility and fed LSD sorry:(

[@personsomehow]

@@danielprofeta that's why they said they went grocery shopping, they haven't returned for 9hours.

[@stellaharris4826]

Woke up to this - don't think I'll get back to sleep after this....

[@danielprofeta]

Sorry about that hahaha

[@Whatlander]

I remember our parents taking us to get vaccines, and the pediatrician's office was playing a 30-minute fire PSA on loop. Two-already stressed kids stuck in a waiting room for an hour while a video reminds us over and over that statistically, we will definitely die in a fire. It wasn't a great family outing.

[@iaingardener9268]

Dear Daniel firstly.I’d love to hear a metal cover of the pill popping song. Secondly if you think those PSAs were terrifying you should have seen the ones the British government and British Railways did in the 70s (yes I’m that old)

[@danielprofeta]

Oh I can imagine how insane a railway PSA could be

[@TheKillerMoth]

Dude I’m sleeping, But I know this is gonna be a 🔥 video.

[@danielprofeta]

See you in the morning, better to not taint your dreams 🖤

[@TheKillerMoth]

@@danielprofeta I have awaken. The video was great.

[@danielprofeta]

@@TheKillerMoth heheheheheheh

[@TheKillerMoth]

@@danielprofeta agagaagagagagagagagagaagagag

[@Enfield15]

Cool to see he worked with Charlie on the hunger games as the two main characters. 👌

[@cartoonistanonymous]

Love the heartwarming song at the end, that was a family-friendly feature straight from the Muppet show!

[@smudgethemonster9194]

7:46 I will do my best to avoid these at all times. 16:25 "don't eat babies" I am afraid I will not be able to fulfil this request.

[@DJG_Studios]

yea can’t believe he’d say something like that, knowing his audience

[@smudgethemonster9194]

@@DJG_Studios it was cruel to ask us for so much

[@danielprofeta]

You can eat babies if you're not a billionaire

[@smudgethemonster9194]

@@danielprofeta :0 thank you kind sir

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

0:55 “do you remember growing up as a kid in the 80’s and 90’s? me neither! i’m 19!” caught me so off guard LMAO anyway it’s nice (and kinda crazy) to see a youtuber so close to my age wow

[@danielprofeta]

Teenagers of the world unite in single-minded idiocy

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@@danielprofeta hell yeah bro 😎 ‼️

[@cherylreichardt]

Hey! Great seeing you! I absolutely love how you present these! Hope all is going well:)

[@danielprofeta]

Thank you my friend, welcome back!!

[@goodboispiffy]

Hey! I just found your channel and after watching this video and a couple others I really have to say that you're EXTREMELY underrated!! I love your editing style and writing style! Very fun and entertaining ^^ Keep up the amazing work!

[@danielprofeta]

Welcome to the channel, thanks for watching, hope to see you around my friend:)

[@emmah9701]

“Who apparently find you incredibly attractive,” I know a Mulaney liner when I hear one

[@danielprofeta]

Yes, it was stolen directly from the guy that went to rehab and got a divorce and now everyone likes bo Burnham better.

[@emmah9701]

@@danielprofeta Obviously because he’s currently less problematic, to the kids anyway

[@Stardrop_.Pegasus]

It’s always a good day when Daniel posts

[@danielprofeta]

Was it in fact a good day?

[@Stardrop_.Pegasus]

@@danielprofeta indeed so

[@batsnghostz]

Ok but the song at the end fucking SLAPS

[@danielprofeta]

Heheheh, thank you

[@okana803]

Yess missed your videos, also sorry about your computer, similar thing happened to my iPad, it wouldn’t charge and they factory reset it but it did nothing.. it didn’t need to be reset I just needed to learn a new way to charge it 😭 I lost so much art

[@danielprofeta]

Aww, that terrible:( I'm so sorry

[@SkeetRadar]

I'd actually like to see the end song as its own video tbh

[@danielprofeta]

I'm debating it heheh

[@Snuiig]

love you daniel your so underrated and your vids make my day bro.

[@danielprofeta]

One day I won't be underrated anymore

[@kopz77]

YOU DO NOT START A WENDIGOON BIT AND THEN JUST STOP, AHHH

[@danielprofeta]

One does not just simply start a wendigoon but...

[@kikiqt2442]

13:35 “what if I eat YOU brother” OR “But I don’t love anyone!!”

[@danielprofeta]

These are funny too

[@quotheravennn]

bella is so cool also thank you saul goodman for educating children about how billionaires don’t give two fucks about us :)

[@danielprofeta]

Saul threadman just wants you to know that you have rights

[@ChloeIsCrazy]

not sure why it took me so long to realize the last one was made by bella and you lol

[@danielprofeta]

Now you have the forbidden knowledge.

[@MyDarling_Emi]

Boo O-O I’m here now

[@visualconfusionlh]

One of the scariest PSA's I've ever watched was at school. We had a special presentation, so we went to this weird ass stair room. I have no clue what it was, it resembled a forum but that's besides the point. It was about smoking cigarettes. I don't remember anything but that fucked up jumpscare they showed us. This guy was talking and when he said the word "cigarettes" the audio got so much louder and the visuals were wack. We were like ten? Anyways it was hilarious.

[@danielprofeta]

That sounds traumatic

[@OldandAbandonedHarcorte]

If i had a nickel for every time a puppets relatively normal song turned into one about social class struggles, id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@Burghleythegreat]

I hope ur computers okie Also nice video Also happy pride month

[@danielprofeta]

My computer has mostly recovered Thank you!! Happy pride month:)

[@Burghleythegreat]

I’m glad it’s ok! Mostly because you can make more videos now XD

[@slurpingspaghetti1094]

Happy Dinosaur month too!!😃🐊🐢🦕🦖🐋🦈

[@do_0bi]

idk why I'm watching this I'm not gonna be able to sleep 😭

[@danielprofeta]

Don't worry you'll be okay, the whole video is just me making fun of stupid puppets, it's not really scary

[@marx1095]

usually when theres some "code word" in the family, a family member would be sent to pick you up OR if they didnt already know the code word but are being sent to pick you up, like your moms friend or smth, they would be told the code word before hand

[@danielprofeta]

Some situations could make this impossible though

[@marx1095]

@@danielprofeta fair, a good reason why the code word isn't a perfect thing to always rely on

[@hewo6598]

This gave me, a fully grown teenager, nightmare. *Genshin Impact ad* "THE NIGHTMAREEES!"

[@ronanmcqueary5215]

Ngl you sound like me in the future and I’m fine with that

[@ronanmcqueary5215]

Also Bella is really cool

[@danielprofeta]

​@@ronanmcqueary5215 she is totally cool

[@madisoneckhart2447]

We’re not candy may be a bit uncanny but it gets it’s message across pretty well

[@danielprofeta]

It does

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

I remember years ago I found the 'Don't it in your mouth' commercial, a comment went on this huge rant about how the lion had to be voiced by, paraphrasing, "an alcoholic actor who couldn't find work anymore and was desperate for work and it's sad they sunk so low". To this day I'm still amazed of all the things they got from the commercial, it was that.

[@danielprofeta]

That's freaking hilarious

[@shelcizadlo1186]

“and where did the operatic shrute farms abomination come from” is an incredible line

[@trashpandarabie5972]

You need to release that song as it’s own video lmaooo please

[@danielprofeta]

I think I will

[@stellaharris4826]

Also, fighting the urge to sing "Don't put it in your mouth" at the top of my voice today.

[@danielprofeta]

As we all do

[@stellaharris4826]

😆

[@macysbrain]

the “we’re not candy” psa is a certified bop.

[@richardchilton7311]

It's nice to see you back.

[@stellaharris4826]

The best thing is never knowing what to expect - this was completely different to what i thought it would be😂

[@danielprofeta]

I'm full of surprises

[@stellaharris4826]

😆indeed!

[@gameanader]

I love creepy psas I've made a video about them so this video is my cup of tea

[@danielprofeta]

Drink the tea till you ascend to the heavens.

[@Author-Chan_1]

This is my first time watching this channel. That puppet skit at the end was so bizarre, I now have to stick around. W vid.

[@danielprofeta]

Welcome to the Legion, there is no escape:) Seriously though, thanks for watching I hope you like the rest of the videos

[@okana803]

Somehow I have watched the “we’re not candy” video… it just appeared on my feed recently.. interesting

[@danielprofeta]

Yeah it keeps getting recommended to me. It's possible the algorithm picked it up randomly

[@ohitsolly677]

Does anyone remember the PSA where it's a girl giggling and then a woman says if you hear a child org*am we will find you/arrest you (not sure on the wording) Still gives me chills thinking about it but I'm not sure where I saw it

[@campediem]

yeah ive seen that one!!

[@ohitsolly677]

@@campediem I can't find it 😩

[@campediem]

@@ohitsolly677 search up Hansel and Gretel Foundation radio psa