the most edgy simp steam profile ever

[@shimuthedoggo4496]

This is either a rich dude playing the most expensive joke ever or this is the scariest man to walk the earth

[@warsouk]

I can't believe he is serious, 100% joke

[@NinjapowerMS]

@@warsouk The amount of effort put into this, I highly doubt it's a joke if not this dude is still regularly simping for someone else on the side. Those type of creepy dudes that regularly edit their profile base on what chick they're into at the moment.

[@sorenarica]

@@NinjapowerMS it's not much effort... it isn't difficult to turn your profile into this if you already bought showcases and have the knowledge. although this 9 month sub streak is making me question it. must be the loneliest guy ever even more so than me.

[@NinjapowerMS]

@@sorenarica He has a video uploaded a year ago with Poki mentioning his name so he could link it back to his steam. Yes he's that sad or he's the most committed comedian. Which is still sad if this is your material

[@HieuVu-lo6st]

i can tell he joking lol. There is no way your self-esteem was so low that you described your self as autistic monkey and a whole paragraph about barking in several language

[@vzus]

the "i need a case to calm down" and "i can quit any time guys" is a classic combo

[@Dr_goman]

Indeed you can bro 😂😂

[@estreat1n9]

​@@Dr_goman yes, "indeed you can" is a classic combo

[@BigDaddyJesus69]

"and - schade" *video ends*

[@acenovaYT]

the case like straight up put him on the same level as leo haha

[@TomJakobW]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@estreat1n9yes, “yes, indeed you can” is a classic combo” is a classic combo!

[@semi__colon]

what 3000 hours of counter strike does to a mans brain

[@Dr_goman]

What does 10 k do?

[@Miko36110]

@@Dr_goman belle delphine💀

[@라마현명한]

@@Miko36110 That aint half bad.. compared to pokiemane.

[@cxp.b]

@@Dr_goman what 14k do !!! belive me it was a waste of time one thing you should do is respecting your time give evrything its limits and you will be good + dont dooont wast time in this stupid thing 14k hrs for what a game without anti_cheate its realy bad

[@thighhighenthusiastic1268]

@@Dr_goman you learn russian

[@nicholasgaulin1085]

That’s for sure ohne’s burner steam account.

[@unknownentity8256]

frfr

[@fuatann]

the commitment is crazy

[@soldem5237]

bruh 2 groups in common 💀

[@abromk1997]

THATS WAT IM SAYIN THO

[@SetaPostAweonao]

lol

[@gelse6037]

Church one i bet

[@gelse6037]

oh hell no I watched the full video

[@rigsshiver823]

💀

[@boebler2323]

Why is this an official channel video 💀

[@Albert-z3v2m]

cus

[@FrogShmeat]

Cause it involves his queen

[@-.-1724]

makes it even funnier tbh

[@satisfrying5497]

free money

[@aromatic8565]

Why is this more of a concern to you than the most unhinged obsessive profile 💀

[@moronic5805]

I love the sudden "Nein!" and "Was?!" in between sentences and silence

[@Tr1ton131]

Can’t even talk trash at that point ngl. If he’s balling he’s balling but man is it frightening to see this much obsession

[@jenzu4229]

we can always talk trash bruv

[@geezy-s2y]

having money aint no excuse for this shit bro

[@CarlM]

This isn't ballin, it's just straight up mental illness 💀

[@VorkTorque]

@@geezy-s2y Preach

[@Duenschissdoktor]

He‘s definitely not balling 😂 he‘s probably miserable

[@fuzzymcgee_]

thanks for clarifying that "this is not your alt account" very suspicious indeed ...

[@seavs1]

M E N T A L I L L N E S S

[@TheyabLo_]

And I thought I'm mentally ill 😂

[@zaxzun]

@@TheyabLo_ ive been diagnosed with multiple mental illnes things. and even i feel more normal then that guy

[@holy_pony8873]

No but seriously streamers take advantage of people that are weak mentally for whatever reason and make a career out of it, its pathetic

[@CometWarriorG]

@@zaxzun you probably are more normal than him

[@Lukasfr]

@@holy_pony8873 what are u even saying what does this video have to do with taking advantage of someone are u ok??

[@schmittywobberganggermanson]

There lived a little guy named Leo, he was charming ❌ confident ✔ lived to the fullest ❌ Leo was always surrounded by friends and family ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

[@rkidy]

He’s “confident” but in his *own* fan fiction he was too shy to go up to pokimane lmaoo

[@cooperlittlehales6268]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@lazarbro]

5:55 Thats hilarious. bro uses cases like cigs

[@АндрейИванов-п5з6б]

Gold gold gold

[@Rvx6]

imagine the smell of his room

[@zsdnurhudawan-sx7so]

i can smell it from my speaker my guy

[@IlllIIIIlllIIlllIIlll]

no pls

[@CometWarriorG]

I'm good

[@Merrinleon]

yoooo fishy room

[@TiredAsl]

The smell of semen and musty ahh odor, embarrassing.

[@binkleyoutube]

keep this man 100000000000000 km away from schools

[@Blackwell0102]

? Poki is pushing 30 mah drillah

[@ultraviolence3632]

away from society you mean

[@jaylowlp6181]

@@UmamiPapi Poki is a reason for corruption. Example: A (shown above)

[@holy_pony8873]

@@UmamiPapi Youre wrong, dont you understand that streamers do everything in their power to make their audience parasocial. I mean clearly he was weak before that but the whole point it is that theyre trying to exploit that breach...

[@Methdemon]

@@Blackwell0102 he's clearly never seen her without make up. shes 4 out of 10 at best. Cant believe being obsessed over someone with such mediocre looks and a very nasty personality

[@M1chael_]

Eva Elfie Peek IS WILD OHNE

[@md3d519]

the what ?

[@calvingameprays]

@@md3d519 the group

[@sylvester4207]

@@md3d519 One of the groups they have in common

[@nusretabi7222]

what is that group?

[@sylvester4207]

@@nusretabi7222 eva elfie is a porn star

[@nonamenousername967]

Unemployment cannot be this high bruh 😭

[@Billy_Herrington1969]

"Guys this is not my account", he thought we wouldn't notice

[@devaliant7969]

1:17 why did he do indian accent for 3 seconds LMAO

[@mxrlon.21]

hgahahahahaha

[@immortalsun]

😭 ahaha

[@SossaČesko]

saaar

[@XBotMasterX]

the classic Denglish

[@bloody0]

that whole 5 second clip is cursed

[@shvbr]

>Netherlands >Uses Russian flag frame

[@bestgirlonyoutube]

at least he got the colors right

[@yarxul194]

The Russians can have him, we don't want him here

[@shvbr]

@yarxul194 as a russian, I don't want him here too

[@clownix3728]

​@@yarxul194nah obv we cant

[@abvgded933]

@@shvbr yeah leave him the japanese.

[@beacer]

"he wrote a whole book" LMAO

[@Racattack]

+141 pictures on the first showcase is insane

[@md3d519]

bro was so flabbergasted he went back and forth between english and german

[@DescendDab]

As a Dutch person, this particular Dutch person has lowered the swagpoints of The Netherlands by 10%

[@Regarded69]

Good thing yalls swag were already below sea level. HAH

[@gabrieltoma1998]

4k pokimane points is crazy

[@lilmadlil]

I need explaination. How much time is it will be?

[@nicksmith1988]

​@@lilmadlil its hard to tell because there are many ways to get points faster. tier 1 sub=1.2x points tier 2 sub=1.4x points tier 3 sub=2x points other ways to get points: watch streaks 1-5+, participating in raids, google extensions that automatically claim bonuses.) if we assume he did none of this and wasnt claiming bonuses in chat, it would take: 1 hours and 20 minutes which is not much time ngl

[@warsouk]

@@lilmadlil not much, couple of hours.

[@bgbd182]

he forgor he was watching Pokimane in his main account not his alt

[@1cbc81]

@@lilmadlil12hrs

[@דניאלגולדפלד]

imagine starting dating like an actual human just for the girl to see your steam pfp

[@aarohemmo]

ohnepixels best alt

[@Notaforumguy007]

I never understood why dudes simp so hard for poki like they're teenage girls simping for Bieber back in 2011.

[@Jugement]

4:02 🗣🗣🗣AM AM AM AM

[@MisterDoomHimself]

As a fellow dutchman, I need you all to understand he stands alone in this.... He is no longer welcome to buy weed or go the the red zone disctrict... or whatever else we are known for.

[@justaverageweeb9629]

thats all yall are known for xD

[@cowmann3555]

​@@justaverageweeb9629 they bike!!

[@AgniFirePunch]

Watch Ongezellig

[@AiBot3777]

Red light district activities are nearly on par with this video

[@sarminder4357]

And Max Verstappen

[@randymarsh4748]

1:17 "nein..." i love how ohne is in such disbelief he keeps going back to german

[@DonaCSGO]

Ohnes burner account

[@melon7565]

xdd

[@asdf0822]

Sickening.

[@danielvelkov116]

ive never seen someoen so cooked

[@tpl1339]

buddys dry aged

[@Ridlay_]

This is like walking into some horrifying shrine

[@jyztyz2324]

most normal ohne vid love it

[@potassium3649]

bro has the aura (not showering for ages)

[@창진16]

“WAT IS THIS PROFAYULLUH”

[@voidworth9004]

i would disown my son

[@delsix1222]

me too and i would disown myself too for allowing this to happen

[@_Swayin]

This ain't got nothing on k-pop profiles

[@karwane1]

Yea but kpop is a brand, this is just some d tier streamer person.

[@FrazzleFlib]

at least kpop bands actually do something worthy of admiration ie making music, pokimane is just a bog standard twitch coomer baiter lmao

[@Broken_Clocks04]

​@@karwane1nah they go crazy for some of those kpop artists

[@rutvik3333]

'I need to open a case to calm down'

[@Hatur221]

thats just depressing

[@BakedPotato05]

As someone from the Netherlands we DO NOT claim this guy!!!

[@ic0nicstreams]

This is the most relevant Pokimane has been in years.

[@leothelionslayer5641]

As a Leo we dont claim this person.

[@DemsW]

You are opposites on the leo spectrum

[@gazzy9136]

Those signs are such bullshit and a way to make people feel special when they aren’t. I bet if you put a bunch of “Leo”’s as you put it in the same room then they would all be vastly different from each other. Someone born both within certain dates does not determine a persons characteristics and traits lol

[@75tgvfby6]

blud's gone, there's no turning back for him 😭🙏

[@yalocaldex]

I love how he needs to clarify that it's not his alt account 💀

[@kent-ingestensen5371]

This is honestly just sad to watch

[@Anstreki323]

like you 😂

[@Noja2]

​@@Anstreki323? Thats a kindergarden playground level insult

[@enteoz1694]

It's unbelievable people like that even exist

[@ВладимирПахроменко]

@@Anstreki323 did you like yourself lmao

[@ignatovski04]

@@Anstreki323 average non educated simp kid of pokimane

[@smokeweave3925]

if anyone calls you a broke boy show them this

[@sebyyyhd]

Imagine being so obsessed with on person, that doesn't know you and won't ever know you and that already is in a solid relationship.

[@just6417]

2:36 "one its gonna be ohnepixel group and what's the other one" LMFAO EvaElfiePeek on top

[@powyyyyy]

new mental illness just dropped 😭

[@InFamilyGuy]

oh shit, im sorry for the guy. What an waste of life

[@whiterhinorecreational9299]

Pokimane got ohnopixel talking like xqc

[@itsdezzire5461]

“This is not my old acc”💀

[@ItsSayrn]

1:23 STOOOOOOP!!!!

[@Dr.PeterLaFleur]

This world is so empty when it comes to even lowest lvl of self-respect and morals

[@Jokervision744]

When the watchmaker slips...

[@Thixx-m1ne]

Bro levelled up his steam account just for this.

[@kronlidmusic]

bro saying her name like its an apple product 💀

[@bgbd182]

"not my alt account" Sure

[@Ezraph2001]

blud made a pokimane fan fiction

[@Galeritor]

poki has to see this clip fr

[@ethernet764]

When does a joke stop becoming a joke? When it was serious all along.

[@chillmann00]

1:38 mental morse code

[@milkcurdle1629]

Ohne hahhaha be like "Just want to make that clear, this is not my alt account"

[@AniPlut0]

Is the person talking is pokamane simp?

[@Mokka-wb2gl]

I confused and surprised at the whole video but the case opening to “ease his mind” at the end make me laugh

[@inferens]

"Guys, it's not my alt account", but nobody asked about it, so it is.

[@_fd]

bro is a version of 2020 you

[@shroomer3867]

Bro needed a hit of that csgo gambling case to forget what he saw

[@LukeplaysTV]

this actually made me mad, people gotta stop simping for e girls man wtf

[@bidenonabender5903]

the thing is even if this is fake and he isn't a die hard pokiman fan it's still sad and pathetic how much time it must have taken for him to set up this account. if this is trolling he mostly trolled himself...

[@leobriccocola8141]

We do not claim this Leo.

[@MahsonAmer]

Yeah I am sure aware to touch grass every certain time to not reach this level

[@Ryzxun]

Sad to see these type of people not trying to seek professional help

[@6cytera]

the "guys this is not my old account" 😭

[@Simon-xk6mq]

That story was something else

[@amdsam1]

"Leo was always surrounded by friends and family" Somehow, i very much doubt that

[@L3ZC]

I saw this live and I couldn't believe, I'm seeing it again and I still can't believe

[@ItsLifeJim_VB]

"guys this is not my alt account" yeah right buddy I'm onto you >:)

[@flyinggoat9155]

2:34 We got'em boyz

[@Audiofears]

This is for sure a well elaborated prank

[@woid0]

dear mr. editor, what was the other thumbnail that didnt make it and ohne waffled about on stream?

[@IpadBatteryEater]

We wanted to use poki feet for thumbnail

[@woid0]

@@IpadBatteryEater nahh 💀

[@schawtzaar]

needy streamer overload banner is fire tho

[@HereJohnsonCave]

Really is

[@zzyy1934]

why tf do so many ppl simp for poki specifically??? like wtf is so great about her??

[@bestgirlonyoutube]

umm like everything

[@bruki]

@@bestgirlonyoutube ????????

[@Deadbytes_-db8ex]

I love how she calls me broke and then she scams me.

[@GDominos]

if that account is serious, bro aint cooked bro is FRIED 💀🙏

[@GiulianoVenturo]

ngl I dont understand how those kinda ppl have THAT much money. like how do they even have a "life" if all they do is simping all day, like doesn't make sense

[@pr1sm55]

Ohne here acting like he did not just use this as an excuse to get his Pokimane fix.

[@legiralle]

Now we know who was her editor

[@baris9444]

Believe it or not i faced this guy around 13k yesterday and he seems legit. I actually feel bad for him

[@S4NSE]

I didn't even know you could have that many artwork and screenshot showcases 😂

[@Chromastellia]

nah you know it's bad when you get secondhand embarassment

[@augustcederberg5904]

Ohne showed his main 💀

[@yozura8056]

bro wrote a whole self-insert fanfic

[@samuelmiranda5257]

bro leaked his love for poki on stream LOL

[@emitenleo]

"omg he wrote a book!" LMAOOOO

[@GAZEmusic69]

Even if it's a joke, this is just fucking sad

[@Nubizotik]

4:43 I love the part where he says 99999999999999999999

[@stars9383]

least edgy 4chan user

[@lazy2335]

“It’s not my alt account” is so funny

[@Dapper974]

What was the mac 10 at the end? i didnt know so i didnt know

[@Jaybird9x]

i would also like to know xd

[@shockwaverc1369]

it's the austrian painter's "windmill" with a sticker that says "burn 'em all"

[@M0nkeyman]

he wrote a whole book, bro ohnepixel so eine Legende der CS:GO Szene lol