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[@abbykarnstein3732]

"what do old white women do instead of going to a casino?" bingo, dave. it's an epidemic.

[@kitsunecookie372]

Abby Karnstein Young white woman here, I too play bingo

[@cin3859]

KitsuneCookie the epidemic is spreading

[@usermightbeyou]

I had the exact same thought

[@mattj9366]

Don't forget daytime drinking.

[@lukesteel7696]

I was literally just coming down to say that exact thing aha

[@gage864]

“Maybe this will be the most money I’ve made on a video” **Gets Demonentized**

[@MsCherade9]

Thankfully it's a sponsored video.

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

Lol

[@stevendodd2414]

Google just didn’t want to pay him enough

[@mattiplays4226]

Very true

[@itslookhere]

oof

[@TekZulu]

Not only are #1 and #2 in the UK gambling, #3 is finance and that's just hilarious

[@Poseidon-oz9pg]

When the top comment has no replies... not anymore._.

[@Guy25096]

Thank you mister sperm

[@TekZulu]

@@Guy25096 ....you're welcome?

[@Guy25096]

Tek is that disrespect i read

[@swissrollzilla__4723]

anyone else open 17 tabs and then look up insurance over and over and over again so we run a business out of the ground

[@leahpaxton2508]

“What is mesothelioma??” *if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation*

[@brosideon6491]

call 800-588-2300 empire today

[@daylarusso8431]

i read that in the computer generated womans voice they use for the commercials XD iv seen that so many times its not even funny, i remember seeing them all the time as a kid and their still everywhere

[@missrobinhoodie]

Unless you worked in the asbestos environment before 1995 (or something around the early 90s). In this case your claim is statute-barred. Too bad!

[@seasonalsnap3846]

I got an ad where this guy was talking about mesothelioma on this video

[@seasonalsnap3846]

@@ryan67203 actually probably pretty high since he mentioned it multiple times

[@rufioooh9888]

is nobody gonna talk about why dave thought of "free pirate download hentai"

[@adamstrickland6749]

Rufioooh No, that’s just part of everyday life for me

[@gonerofsavers3813]

Lo l

[@ahahahahameo2211]

*Yeah, because everyone does that nowadays*

[@pavols]

that's just his muscle memory

[@sephikong8323]

Do not question citizen, this is none of your business. Carry on

[@matthias.3005]

Dave’s basically an education channel and I don’t mind. BIG BRAIN

[@madelinestolz5927]

Mathias Mostert he’s teaching us what you don’t learn in school. #dontstayinschool

[@conormurphy4328]

I think he can safely change his tag from music to education

[@6th_Army]

Well, schools won't teach. So someone has to.

[@dabehanz2546]

BIG BRAIN

[@sarahrose4828]

hes always been doing these videos idk about "now".

[@TGKArc]

Time to start a psychic casino business where we make people bet on insurance.

[@user-dw5uy3in5j]

We will make bank

[@lerakovalenko1564]

I’m ready to invest my all life savings into your project

[@somethingwithbungalows]

I Love My Cat we’ll be millionaires! Oh! Btw! Don’t forget the crystals, magic, and like.. stuff that makes the room smell good. Chakra stuff, massage.. uh.. herbs.. y’know, witchy stuff. People love it.

[@milster08]

Is it too late to contribute?

[@luketalks]

Can I roll my 401k into this?

[@jewellxxv]

“Hear them laughing in German” Well I’m laughing in Australian

[@zyaicob]

Does that translate to crying or just looking depressed in Northern Hemisphere

[@adophfishler]

I’m laughing in danish

[@vay5540]

But Australians dont exist

[@gayairconditioner8977]

*crying in canadian*

[@imogen792]

@@vay5540 😑 do i look invisible

[@saatviksingh727]

Dave's videos now are just him randomly surfing google...and it's still entertaining.

[@grrrgrl101]

Yeah I could see myself rewatching all of them. It's great, his Google searches are so informative.

[@madelinestolz5927]

He is really fun to just see do that though

[@salems_palace3222]

yup

[@whatiwonder4299]

Category: MUSIC

[@zyaicob]

This has been a thing for a while

[@deadletter4317]

“What the hell is mesothelioma?” *coughs in American*

[@Kirschi__]

You should get that coughing checked, could be mesothelioma

[@deadletter4317]

Oh geez I hope I’m entitled to financial compensation

[@unpaintedcanvas]

@@deadletter4317 Well if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma...

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

@@unpaintedcanvas CALL NOW!

[@macpollen]

Yep

[@zackattack6627]

David: what the hell is mesothelioma? Every 90's and 00's American kid: *severe PTSD*

[@mochiloki]

“I’d say ninety percent of the people in that casino were old Asian women” Ah cool, did you see my grandmother by any chance?

[@autumn_west]

"What do old white women do instead of going to a casino?" Bingo, Dave. It's called Bingo

[@janfungusamon4926]

My first thought too.

[@livedandletdie]

Bingo is fun... and no I'm a white 27 year old male...

[@paigesplash7306]

But while drinking wine.

[@bigdreamer5018]

@@paigesplash7306 Nah, them cocktails are where they're at

[@godgod156]

Seriously i said the same thing when i watched the video. Jinx, you owe me a Coke (but personally i prefer Pepsi, but actually our family can only afford BigK brand (Generic Krogers/Smith’s).)

[@RudraJain]

"Free Pirate Download Hentai" -BoyInABand 2019

[@kyhoney]

👍🏻

[@YoungAlienBoy]

@@kyhoney Hey Can Yall Dislike This Danny Phantom Video Lol🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 kzbin.info/www/bejne/f16Qo4WcmdSKe6s

[@jamietaylor8663]

Rudra Jain also “I know what a plumber is!” -Boyinaband 2019

[@derpywoodoo]

@@YoungAlienBoy Why would you want people to dislike your own video?

[@Christ_Is_King34]

@@derpywoodoo It's a scam for getting more views. Like to dislike ratio means nothing really. Every click counts.

[@AFROFUTURISM]

it’s crazy how zoom popped up for conference calls a year before we knew it existed

[@elixorvideos]

“You know I deal with a lot of unwanted blood” that was so unexpectedly hilarious

[@anfool8774]

I’m not sure whether I’m allowed to laugh at this

[@thornels]

"I wonder if the KZbin algorithm is just gonna slap some ads on this" *gets no ads instead*

[@Pebbles5863]

I was going to say the same thing!!! Did you get demonitized for calling out Google???

[@alexjavonlawrence6791]

@pebbles5863 No he is actully sponsored so getting other ads in the video is not legal

[@mephistoo0o513]

same

[@godgod156]

This is not a personal dislike to you but to KZbin aka Google, if they really retaliate @boyinaband for this video and his honesty. So please don’t take the dislike as an affront to you as a person. ♥️🤗😜🐠🗣🦆👋

[@jetison333]

@@alexjavonlawrence6791 lots and lots of people put ads on their sponsored content.

[@sifisme3995]

“I shouldn’t make a RiceGum reference, he’s pretty irreverent now...” Ouch, even I felt that I’m editing this to just annoying you guys and not change the spelling mistakes

[@jamtea573]

Irrelevant, not irreverant...

[@breakingaustin]

Irrelevant..

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Irrerbamt

[@naifollower2222]

@@wenbluepirate3954 Irrelevant...

[@KarryKarryKarry]

alonelypiefromhighschool Spell checking is irrelevant.

[@glynnL]

“Hostgator. Don’t go with them and their stupid little crocodile” hmmm it’s not a alligator?

[@zacharyrampelt2485]

I love how Dave is essentially just an adult finding something really interesting on the internet and diving into the hole until he becomes an expert, and half his videos are just him getting so excited that he has to share what he’s learned with the rest of the world.

[@trying_my_bestest]

Dave: "What do old white women do instead of going to a Casino?" Me: "Knit?" Dave: "Die." Me: : /

[@KarryKarryKarry]

Shadow Clod Not before attending bingo night with that sweetheart reverend that doesn’t look funny at your grandkids!

[@svarakissoon1189]

lol I’m a young Indian child who knits

[@carrotmaster8521]

i was thinking candy crush

[@tmoonflower]

I thought knit too

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

@@svarakissoon1189 lol, reminds me of the old saying: no matter what you do and how well you do it, there is always a child in India better at it than you.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Time to create the wealthiest comment section on KZbin. _insurance_

[@YoungAlienBoy]

Hey Can Yall Dislike This Danny Phantom Video Lol🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 kzbin.info/www/bejne/f16Qo4WcmdSKe6s

[@zashtozaboga]

@@YoungAlienBoy no

[@funnyguy_1134]

Loans

[@matiasitaluoma9317]

Mortgage

[@baljeep_gay]

Mesothelioma

[@the675thostrich7]

“Who the hell is paying for a conference call?!” Me, a student: laughs in COVID

[@DKDaymonKerns]

Dave: watch this be the most money I've made because I'm saying these keywords Google: Demonitized

[@SlugcatEmporium]

Old white women play bingo, it's a phenomenon I do not understand.

[@Fickji]

I've heard they win money if they win. So it's basically a form of gambling that people don't realize isn't a kids game anymore so no one takes it serious as an addiction.

[@InnerEagle]

relaxing hobby.

[@kitsunecookie372]

As a young white woman, I too play bingo. I have won 20 pounds and spent upwards of 200 (on bingo) in magaluf on holiday.

[@xandermantheman6212]

I'm Filipino and my grandma plays bingo and goes to casinos.

[@Madpadness]

@@Fickji can it really be considered gambling if you dont risk losing anything though?

[@speedydog3882]

My ad for this video was regarding a mortgage, just so you know

[@thetastefultoastie6077]

and...? did you click it?

[@harikah]

I got one to sell a house, it worked

[@matthewbroadbent8905]

I got a real estate ad 😂😂

[@DrakeFaust]

I had one of those "If you take my classes, you too can become rich!" schemes.

[@Jezzerdo4]

@@DrakeFaust same

[@niamhlewis]

"What do old white women do instead of go to the casino " BINGO

[@robagoreishi8419]

EXACTLY what I thought

[@Diphenhydra]

6:43 zoom was advertising at just the right time there.

[@SoxyKrawl]

"BECAUSE I GOT NOTHING WRONG" Dave says, while his camera is upside down.

[@pixelminer5880]

not to be the guy that quotes prequel memes buuuut: "Ironic"

[@maugdw]

@@pixelminer5880 but that guy's the best I love that guy

[@vicproductions7420]

Ahh... Welcome To Australia.

[@CptBubbleMoose]

"what do old white women do instead of going to a casino?" Make conspiracy theories about everything ever on Facebook.

[@93maija]

YES

[@legatelaurie]

and bingo

[@Aleula]

Put their children in child beauty pageants

[@pinkflametheepic]

In my case sunbathe. Just sunbathe all the time

[@pavloverboy]

bIg pHaRMa

[@chomperartz916]

"What do old women do instead of going to a casino?" Bingo

[@vimbuspipe]

Dave: *"laughing in German"* me: *"klatscht in deutsch because i go to a German school"*

[@harrisonself3983]

Dave: THIS IS INTERESTING I SWEAR! Don’t worry Dave, this is exactly why we watch your videos.

[@lorettabes4553]

Same

[@heli_hel]

Yep

[@HomieBox]

Mommy, can we buy this cool word I found online?

[@krystaliafyre]

*in american accent* no sweetie. We CANT AFFORD IT. we already bought the word INSURANCE. we cant afford 'LOANS' BECAUSE WE ARE NOW HOMELESS BUT WE HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE WORD EVER!!

[@YoungAlienBoy]

@@krystaliafyre Hey Can Yall Dislike This Danny Phantom Video Lol🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 kzbin.info/www/bejne/f16Qo4WcmdSKe6s

[@pee-bot]

@@YoungAlienBoy 1 why? 2 why gay flag? 3 why "lol"? 4 again why???

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

No we have a cool word at home.

[@BLANKONTOP]

@@pee-bot it gets them views lol

[@cameliaionascu3094]

My mom works for the UN, they have regular international conference calls with hundreds of people in them. They used to use skype but often it is unprofessional. I know they switched from it a while back because it had a limit to the amount of people allowed in a call. Discord has a very complicated layout for beginners and its interface is optimized for gaming/ casual use. All the emotes you spoke of add to its unprofessionality.

[@zyaicob]

So we pay for professionalism

[@inkyderanged]

Wanted to say the same. To add more, you can have more than 100 people joined the call, mute all microphones, kick anyone from the meeting, present in high quality, troubleshoot the issues, securely hold connections, no random firewall ports, connect via phone line as well as all devices, record the calls, so many advantages, but the pricing for large companies if I remember correctly start at 0,5M € per year, depending on requirements and how often the big calls are required.

[@Sybato]

Discord also makes voices really robo if too many people talk at once

[@fremenkiel1]

yup what I wanted to say too

[@DDub04]

I love the image of a bunch of diplomats chilling in a discord call.

[@cirrusfloccus6080]

"Laughing in german." xD Actually, university still costs money here, but it's super cheap! It's something like 500€ per semester, I think. And if you really have no money at all, you just get money from the government and have to pay back only 50% of that when you start working. Also, about the conference call thing... it's probably about data security, I think.? I don't really know much about that stuff, just that my boyfriend works for this IT-company and they use something that is just like Discord (you can even have twitch emotes!), but it's for companies, so I'd guess it's because of that...

[@babblgamgummi6029]

It's even less. I'm studying at a pretty large university in Germany, I have to pay a little under 150€ every semester.

[@emilychb6621]

500 Euro is very expensive for German universities. That's how much you'd have to pay for a second time at Uni or if you exceed something like 8 semesters for a bachelor degree, i.e. long-term students. Apart from those, the cost is usually around 200-300 Euros, depending on whether public transport is included, since that's usually the largest part of the cost. Something around 90 Euros or so for Halle for example.. It used to be around 100-150 before the public transport was integrated and you had to spend another 100 Euros for the semester ticket, which only covered Halle Now that it's shared by everyone, you get the ticket included for cheaper as well as covering a much larger area, you can now go to Leipzig for free for example. None of these regular semester fees go to the University itself either. They go to student government etc. Tuition only exists in the ~500 Euro for long term students.

[@DoTeNTT]

The thing with those communication tool are that all the data you produce is stored locally either in your company or your IT service provider so a higher security. Also you have a lot of setting on most of those tools like forwarding real phone call to your skype, teams etc. so you don't need real hardware for it. ^^

[@nateroo1486]

Who else wants to see a Boyinaband rant against psychics?

[@heli_hel]

Me

[@theomarcus5363]

I really hated studying Physics in school as well Would love to see that

[@raypist437]

Theo Marcus ....It’s not physics.......

[@appleheaddefender]

Nate The Great well only if theyre fake

[@bartimus09]

And physics!

[@csercser3137]

If you or a loved one has been diagnoses with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[@LUV04111]

i was thinking this exact thing when i saw ur comment lmaoo

[@urdadsfinsta]

@@LUV04111 I was thinking that too because I was reading the comment

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

I can hear this comment lmao

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Dave: "laughing in German" Me, a German: well I wasn't laughing before but I am now

[@traugottbauling8100]

Watching the vids for the Fookin’ Dave-O ads at this point

[@Engineer_Who]

Fookin' Dave-O might be my favorite advertiser ever.

[@lilyfisher8242]

He's definitely my favourite

[@larawabsie]

Definitely needs a pay rise

[@willieking1155]

Out of all the people i watch he has the only ads I will actually watch because he makes it so interesting and funny.

[@sophiastef1568]

*I bet $1M that Davo is actually Dave from boyinaband*

[@yeetusyoink8211]

Nah that’s just silly. We all know davo is davo, not dave. Right?

[@squamman631]

What is a boyinaband?

[@Lambda_Ovine]

2 million you're correct.

[@Pico2199]

You can clearly see them in the same video together they can't be the same person

[@Roxy_Rox]

They are clearly completely different people

[@gabriellasebestyen1030]

On conference calls being expensive: usually in a company setting you cannot use any software you want unless it's approved/bought by IT. If you want to have a conf call within the company you can use a pre-installed software like Skype Business, but sometimes the internet connection in the country you're trying to have a call with (some Asian and African countries have worse internet connections) is really bad, so it's better to have a phone call. Also since you cannot use any software you want, conf calls on e.g. Skype Business with partners outside of your company are absolutely impossible. One time I was working on a project with a client and we needed to set up a call with people from several other countries. The IT guy told me that I should get permission for that from a senior staff member since a 60 minutes international conf call can cost you more than you would think - like up to a 1000 dollars - so it needs to be budgeted in the project you're doing. It's also annoying since it could be free, was it possible to use a free software like Discord. But I guess that would have privacy issues etc. Still - I'm not sure why the heck it's so expensive.

[@Zedaxal]

Liability.

[@niffwasau1815]

"If you or a loved one has suffered or died from mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation." God, I would hear those ads all the time. Guess America loves to capitalise off that stuff. Now I quote it like a vine

[@anjasimone3113]

As a German, I indeed was laughing in German at the part where you mentioned the tuition fees for education.

[@missxy8217]

Ich auch hahaha :D

[@thechameleon2636]

Anja Simone I live in Sweden where it’s free to go to university but I’m still going to go to university in the us since they have the best schools(for overall profit/work).

[@sophiebromberger3313]

Ich als Österreicherin hab auch auf Deutsch gelacht :D

[@phiphi334]

@@sophiebromberger3313 ich auch :D

[@emmie_sphere]

Ich hab auf französisch gelacht ^^

[@press8704]

(16:01) “casino, casino casino, casino casino, casino” he is speaking the language of the gods

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

Casino?

[@IngvarMar]

Blip blop blip blop, chip chop, chjop chjop chjop, bling blong sheeba leeba

[@2du2]

I love it when I read a comment that writes out exactly what’s happening as I watch the video.

[@FannyZQ]

I really hope he will keep making these kind of videos. Is like having a conversation with a very smart friend. Also is not like "Oh, you don't know?", is more like "Hey! I don't know this, let's do some research together!" and thats really fun

[@honeyvulcanjoys]

I appreciate how straight forward you are with how you feel about those that exploit people's weakness. Over the psychics, specifically. Much appreciated wholesome feels, Dave.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

“What do people buy on credit?” Me, a poor person: Groceries?

[@Opuskrokus]

If you stop buying groceries on credit, you won't be poor anymore.

[@silverkyre]

@@Opuskrokus yeah just dead cause you know, she won't have food anymore.

[@Opuskrokus]

@@silverkyre How do you die from paying up front?

[@cecilia5826]

Opuskrokus she doesn’t have money to pay up front

[@Opuskrokus]

@@cecilia5826 Then how can she have money to pay later?

[@RiverRaindrop]

Hearing Dave use an American accent is so cursed to me and I don't understand why

[@fenrisredacted2870]

Where?

[@Tirryna]

I think when he tried to say lawyer....

[@charlieb749]

@@fenrisredacted2870 right at the beginning of the vid as well aha

[@kottonkandy0962]

And it’s not even a good one which makes it more cursed

[@thixiemattel]

Every time my English friends use an American accent it’s so cursed you’d think it would be better since most popular content is American.

[@imeldaanne]

these might be the only vids where I sit through the sponsored section. Davo is the best :D

[@hannahzechariah5062]

Why would anybody pay for conference calls? Me watching from 2020: Everybody.

[@NM-bd6bs]

7:00 - People pay for conference calls because discord, skype and many other VoIP services are banned in countries like the UAE.

[@CodyRockLee13]

That makes sense, actually. TIL. Thanks for the insight.

[@kaimemes]

yeah I've been there are you have to use VPNs for everything

[@asnarkyname.1500]

"you aren't gonna get many people coming out of an 18 wheeler accident." Your right. The people died, Dave. That's their family suing.

[@sarahgardner8856]

^^^

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

"how to get blood out of fabric" well Uh I have a feeling a lot of people watching already know a lot about that particular question lol

[@wschippr1]

My guess is about half...

[@hamzasultan96]

You're talking about periods right........ha ha............right?? **Hold up bat in defence**

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@hamzasultan96 .....yes....periods.....that's DEFINITELY what I, uh, meant with that......

[@miriga3927]

Periods suck. Also the best way to get away with murder is not do it! Bye.

[@Amystle]

You might as well mix the two and have a Lawyer Casino. GENIUS IDEA.

[@allishalittmann6950]

“What the hell is Mesothelioma” clearly not an American child in the 2000

[@ckv954]

Maddie Anne If you or a loved one

[@allishalittmann6950]

CKV OH MY GOD NOSTALGIA

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@ShadowClod when a

[@godouttathemachine]

attention parents and grandparents of young children, gerber life is now accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan y'all remember that one?

[@mightytax]

@@godouttathemachine STOOOOPP

[@marmooz]

If words are worth money then I’m at a loss for words

[@maeborowski2471]

Jorji Costava Is nugget an expensive word

[@pee-bot]

@@maeborowski2471 not funny, didnt laugh

[@ez5297]

@@pee-bot lol

[@LukeJLB]

The real question is whether or not money is worth words.

[@aefloriian]

hi jorji

[@weirdough161]

Someone didn't get much sleep

[@overlordalfredo]

6:55 from my personal experience a lot of big companies do not allow to use free tools for communication between their company and external companies. E.g. If the marketing team wants an external companies to create promotional materials for them, they usually setup calls within Skype business (former Lynx) because regular Skype will not run on the company's computers. Hence they are forced to use a tool the company payed for although all it does is essentially the same as the free version. The other way around it sometimes is stressful to get in touch with a larger company because you would need to have a payed license of the same programm or app otherwise they will not be able to join your meeting... At least that is how I experienced it in Germany over the last 5 years.

[@CrunchRatSupreem]

Ey Dave, the company I work for pays for Zoom conferencing. As I understand it, by paying for an enterprise license we can set up a system where all conference calls made on the company's network are recorded, encrypted, and kept on site for security purposes. Along with that, we also get direct support from Zoom if something were to go wrong.

[@diebanane1265]

I would also asume that when companies handle larger amount of money or sensible data, they want a certain Level of security that free services do not offer. Same goes for government officials and consultants

[@lupeters213]

Yeah, having the communication software running on your own in-house servers is hugely beneficial for bigger companies.

[@Yoruten17]

As a government employee, I can confirm we use it for security and stability.

[@darkphoenix9812]

And it’s not just one or two companies that work this way - there are all kinds of large companies/corporations all over the world that pay for conference call and messaging software for the reasons given above. Plus, if there are international branches, they might not have to pay as much for international calls/messages.

[@yaj1v]

@@Yoruten17 > government > security and stability

[@tadeo517]

I'd really like to know if you made more money than normal with this video.

[@dru_iv]

The bags under Dave’s eyes tho

[@ketulangas]

I don't know why, but I find them sexy. 🥰

[@kaibeasley5965]

I think CPC is cost per cent (cost per hundred), not cost per click

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

I got so confused at the start because i thought you suddenly turned American...

[@gamingwithlexi4558]

Caitlin Butterworth oh my god I had to go back to notice that😂

[@kyhoney]

Caitlin Butterworth Same here I was like “What the hell happened??”

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

@@gamingwithlexi4558 lmao I know he's from England but he's so good at American accents and like... I AM CONFUSION.

[@gamingwithlexi4558]

Caitlin Butterworth yeah same lol I’m from America but am Kidda good at Scottish accent I tricked me brother with it one time (not trying to show off just saying$

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Yeah

[@SageSapling]

"I'm trying to think of what old white women do instead of going to the casino..." ... ... ... "Die"

[@silverkyre]

While he was sitting there thinking I said drink and then he just said die and I was like... Oh

[@LukeJLB]

I mean, my first thought was bingo, which is, you know, gambling.

[@nm5012]

isnt it bingo tho

[@redinsanity7802]

I had thought knitting but I guess die is more fitting

[@carlynnjohnson7087]

I'm really glad you started uploading again this year. I really enjoy your videos. I love that you do your research and you really seem to care about what you're talking about. Glad to have you back.

[@tsion4732]

PLEASE NEVER STOP THESE INTERESTING "INVESTIGATIONS"😂 ALMOST BUT THEY ARE SO GOOD. AND I LIKE LISTENING TO YOUR OPINION AND YOUR DARK HUMOUR ALONG THE WAY. CONTINUE YOUR STATISTICAL ANALYSIS I GUESS 😂

[@Blapze]

That emoji is so crinch bruoh it made me crinch so mush bruoh 🤪😋😛😝😜😘🥰😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@AlftraZignTriOxide]

"What the heck is mesothelioma?" Americans with cable: *intense sweating*

[@kottonkandy0962]

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, THEN YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

[@isaakwelch3451]

Satellite tv too

[@mmmk1616]

Maybe he does't watch TV?

[@isaakwelch3451]

@@mmmk1616 its much more likely that the UK doesn't have the ads that the us has.

[@robbybobbyhobbies]

Isaak Welch yeah, in the UK we allow very little medical advertising and no advertising for class actions, torts etc. There are grey areas and things like the PFI vultures wade into these areas, but in theory they are offering a service, not dredging for class action suits.

[@RandomDays906]

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma...

[@arijanj]

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

[@catriona3279]

You Vs the trained asbestos removal technician she told you not to worry about.

[@AliShaikh1]

@@catriona3279 r/asbestosremovalmemes

[@freepointsgals609]

When I read that, the voice in my head sounded like one of those ads.

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

My name is Doug and I have Mesothelioma.

[@XzTS-Roostro]

Dave: "There's no 'Ooopsie Time' this week 'cause I go NOTHING WRONG!" Also Dave: [Inserts video clip at the end upside-down]

[@EmmelyE]

I have missed these videoes from you. I love exploring and learning along with you. Please never leave again!! Best wishes from Norway

[@micahlumsden3733]

I just watched the Ricegum content cop yesterday, so that "irrelevant" hit real hard. XD

[@jenbooob]

It hits real hard too since hes been on the decline a lot lately.

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

Content Cop doing its magic..

[@rebelfriend1818]

sad that this band guy is still so obsessed with gumbro

[@veia_vllt]

It's one of the greater videos on KZbin to always go back to

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

@Veia yeah. Not just about drama, but keeping KZbin tidy.

[@connorh6380]

Dave: Man, is there that much money in conference calls/data recovery/etc.? Scammers: HI THIS IS MICROSOFT TECH SUPPORT

[@caylalynn5340]

That's not related to conference calls. Or any of it actually

[@user-mz2ow6qv9u]

@@caylalynn5340What? Tech scammers scam people with conference calls and specially data recovery. Wow, you must be fun at parties.

[@caylalynn5340]

@@user-mz2ow6qv9u Do you know what a conference call is? Because they don't. At all

[@thedarkphantomtdp117]

@@caylalynn5340 actually they do

[@caylalynn5340]

@@thedarkphantomtdp117 I've literally never heard of spam callers using conference calls but whatever you say

[@youtubesucksspotifyshallri9600]

Dave: what is mesothelioma? Me, an American: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED-

[@jackie-tk9641]

Davo almost won me over with that ad. I've seen many others sponsoring Curiosity Stream but none have tweaked my interest like Davo. The crime investigation, cold case loving, wannabe homicide detective in me is actually curious about their documentaries on those genres. If I only had the spare money.

[@Thomas_Bjornsson]

"don't go with hostgator and this stupid crocodile" it's an alliGATOR, Jonas, I mean Dave

[@foogriffy]

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

[@livedandletdie]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHqtdqWMobuCj5o...

[@tanjamartinsbur9283]

"All those countries, who have free education up to college, folding their arms right now. Laughing in German." *looks away in Viennese* So, I checked the Google Keywords for Austria and being a locksmith in Vienna pays pretty well. For all the free education, we apparently still forget our keys at home regularly. No cancer layers and only a bit of gambling in the top charts though. But help with software problems is highly appreciated here as well.

[@mumble_jayJones]

5 best things about Dave and his channel: #5 the hilarious insults he comes up with #4 the seriously informative vids #3 his hair #2 his songs and last but most definitly not least... #1 FOOKIN DAVEO

[@katyk829]

Biggest oopsie was taking Daveo's crime scene shoes. By the logic of the sketch you are totally gonna be arrested for murder.

[@MythicalGriff]

"HostGator" Dave: Crocodile I mean c'mon Dave

[@TheMullerClan]

I'm wondering about how people point out the crocodile and alligator thing... I mean, I'm 33 and most of my life i wasn't even aware of the difference, but reading comments I feel like Dave mixed up a bycicle with a helicopter or sth... :) Maybe it's because such animals don't exist any kind of close to germany, except for in animal parks, so people here don't get confronted with that a lot.. may I ask where you live? are there any crocogators around your area? :D

[@LiMaking]

I love how this channel is like no other channel I've seen. I can feel my brain doing unusual jumps.

[@TepiLizard]

"What do old white women do?" Play slots. Also, when Dave spam-clicked the psychic's link, I just about died! And grats on getting everything right. :P

[@damianriffle391]

mesothelioma is relatively common in america. get a lot of commercials abotu compensation. "Has you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma..."

[@TallicaMan1986]

Yeah they put that shit in everything.

[@Anchor_Wolf]

I don’t know if you have scratch off lottery tickets in the UK, Dave but that’s what old white women do here in the US. lol

[@xGeorge1337x]

We do - called scratchcards

[@EchoASMRtist]

@@xGeorge1337x also called scratchers :)

[@Domtronic]

Why women? All sorts of morons do them.

[@HamzaSopra]

I was waiting for him to say BINGO!!! then he idn't

[@Cavouku]

@@Domtronic True, but I find the men don't bother taking them home to scratch them - they just buy a handful in the store, run them through the scanner, then if there's no luck they go home and try again next paycheck.

[@Sam-bs4wh]

I love these videos, keep them coming Dave!

[@Bunniculargs]

In the US asbestos was such a huge thing I remember an entire class over it, imagine it like the past normalcy of smoking. It was in absolutely everything, I see commercials for asbestos claims to this day on tv

[@samfraser9010]

WHAT! Your telling me CPM doesn’t mean Clup Penguin Membership!

[@emilyadams4130]

Clup

[@samfraser9010]

clup

[@NicoKurse]

Clup Benguin

[@emilyadams4130]

Clup Menguin Bembership

[@lil9850]

Clup

[@xenosasyndrome]

As a girl, knowing how to get rid of blood stains from stuff is extreamly important and valuable to me

[@elvyde1]

Cold water

[@Edge_Walker]

^ and/or with salt

[@MsCherade9]

Same same. Vanish powder mixed into a paste and rubbed in the stain (after rinsing them out well) does a great job. I can also recommend a menstrual cup, I use a Mooncup and love it. A few people struggle in getting to grips with them but it's well worth a try, or a couple of dozen tries, since they save so much money, are great for the environment and cause much less pain and mess than the standard forms of sanitary protection.

[@alven96]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@crystalmethany3245]

@@kurooooo blursed comment

[@HailG3]

The disappointed flag waving had me on the floor lmao

[@nachonacho88]

your videos are so great!!!! thank you Dave

[@Inclatable]

The most expensive words in the world I’m adopted

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Lmao

[@StarChargerStudios]

Xtreme Rohan my friend made me buy a n word pass for 69 dollars.

[@bozo5982]

Xtreme Rohan the way you spelled it lmaoo

[@orbsorbs8465]

Xtreme Rohan aw shit nigga

[@spencerholzheimer]

13:48 if you look under online gambling it says luck of the irish

[@wokeupnew]

Dog muffins there a reason

[@respectfulgamer7232]

brøkêń_båñdîtø: You're a fucking reason

[@sirwannabeguy4886]

Well, it makes sense. Just look at their luck during 1840’s

[@haljordan1682]

Your profile pic is depressing af

[@afx1200]

its a type of slot machine game

[@phennsphennsson6441]

I have an answer for the conference call thing. I've worked in law practices for quite some time, and you are basically required by law (in the US at least) to be as certain as possible that confidentiality is kept on conference calls for depositions, with clients, or with other practices sometimes. Using free software comes with a large risk, so you need to use conference call applications that don't risk that, have extremely good connection, and a video component, as that testimony might be used in court. Paying for conference calling is essential in the practice of law (in the US, no clue about other countries).

[@tanmaygemini]

This is the first video I've watched on this channel. It showed up in my recommended tab. So I guess your strategy is working.

[@solidwatercress3601]

Well Dave's gonna be seeing adverts for psychics for the next 6 months.

[@sinner9192]

Can we talk about the amount of light up neon sneakers Daveo has, because it’s *BeAuTiFuL*

[@incognitomode7069]

*daveo*

[@averyblock5]

ITS FOOKING DAVEO!

[@incognitomode7069]

AVERYBLOCK _ 5 ITS FOOKIN Dave

[@incognitomode7069]

AVERYBLOCK _ 5 I’m confusion man I’m confusing

[@C70W11]

Btw a lot of people buy TVs on credit to build up their credit

[@maykulka263]

The oppsy this video was that there was no oppsy time!