The Most Impressively Impractical Fantasy Sword!

[@Skallagrim]

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[@TheZeroDav]

its god doing a dad joke and its a good one

[@jeremybarrett3616]

So. Sword flail review when Skall? xD Also you wouldn't happen to know if a Bearing sword used by sufficiently strong (and ideally tall) person or monster would be a good weapon? Would it be comparable to a zweihander or?

[@pafueraelpldyprm1019]

What's the most effective sword skills style?like if u were on the street and someone with a machete come. And knows how to use it ,what sword fighting skill will be effective?someone answer

[@mayerism]

Skall this isn't my first time seeing a sword flail hybrid. In 3rd edition dungeons and dragons there's an often forgotten exotic double weapon known as the gyrspike. It is the combination of a longsword and a flail.

[@corwinhyatt519]

@@mayerism Iirc the was also a "Dwarven" axe version of the gyrspike in one of the 3.0 or 3.5 supplements...

[@AndreasSweden]

"No one will doubt your bravery, but everyone will doubt your sanity." - The Sword-flail. Prodomintly used 2020-2020

[@2008davidkang]

But a dedicated, upside down, mace pommeled, spiked quillioned sword which you *grab by the sharp end* and *hit with the blunt end* ..... is not only fine *but actually historically accurate!!* Just to show you the fine line between a genius and a maniac.

[@Resters52_official]

@@2008davidkang do you have a link or a picture or something?

[@2008davidkang]

@@Resters52_official Skal posted a video regarding this a week ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4i7ZWWIntJ6fM0

[@luckyblockyoshi]

@2008davidkang yes, but that doesn’t change the fact that this fantasy... thing is just terrible...

[@AndreasSweden]

@@luckyblockyoshi But a 1200ibs crossbow with flails instead of a bolt, and a halliberd on the stock, now that would surely be a propper battlefield weapon... Right?

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Theory: The purpose of the weapon is to stash it with your enemy's weapons, hoping they'll accidentally pick it and injure themselves trying to use it.

[@TheLostArchangel666]

Yup lol

[@nero9506]

@Ties de Jong Except for the fact that decorative weapons are still fundamentally weapons, and are supposed to have an esthetically pleasing design that resembles what they are supposed to be. This is just a pretty dumb fantasy sword (?) which is fine if you don't care too much about actual practicality.

[@crispylizard8295]

@Ties de Jong it still looks dumb so it fails that test too

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

Just poison the blade.

[@nero9506]

@Ties de Jong I said that this is not a weapon, can't you read?

[@jeremyhulbert3343]

"Fear Me!" To be fair, if someone came at me swinging that thing while holding the blade and shouting "fear me!"......I'd actually be pretty damn terrified.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

The one who wields such a weapon must be fearless.

[@reinhardtwilhelm835]

Particularly which one?

[@DotDusk]

Absolute mad lad flailing a sword.

[@gergokerekes4550]

A man who has nothing to loose but all to win is scary.

[@franksaenz2996]

A plain old stick there would have the same result tho

[@dmnt9]

It has one practical use: When you unscrew the pommel and throw it to end them rightly, it can entangle the opponent like a bola.

[@heathc148]

Just carry a bola

[@doigt6590]

You don't need to entangle the opponent if he's already been ended rightly.

[@quintinbrakebill8875]

“It’s ok little microphone, don’t be scared.” That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

[@2008davidkang]

I mean, weed *is* legal over there.

[@Hrotriks]

Awwww poor little mic :(

[@quintinbrakebill8875]

Hrotriks _ he’s afraid of those damned squirrels!

[@mistakenotou7681]

Reminds me of that scene in the great dictator movie.

[@kovi567]

And it even made top comment xD Laughing my ass off!

[@neorenamon]

It's clearly a Berserker Sword: The flail whips the user into a maddening frenzy while battling the enemy. It should be used by trolls or 9-foot tall anime men.

[@any-jam4467]

i thought the sams thing...

[@fetchmetheresouls4851]

Masochist weapon?

[@nikmenn2751]

@@fetchmetheresouls4851 flagellant, to be precisely. They hurt themselves and believe they have good reasons for that.

[@EternalNewb]

"I value your entertainment more than my safety." "It's kinda fun figuring out just how many ways I can injure myself with this thing" "Don't do this at home. Ever. I'm a professional idiot." Skal. You rock. Also, welcome to having weather. If the snow storms weren't a hint. :p

[@maxmichalik4938]

When he started rotating the whole sword by the chain I legit got worried.

[@Misericorde9]

Max Michalik : He jumped on that tiger’s back so we wouldn’t have to.

[@webbowser8834]

@@maxmichalik4938 yeeeah, most of the stuff he did he exercised juuust enough caution that if something went wrong he would've made it out with a few bruises but no lasting injury. That sword-chucks stunt could have taken his entire head off if he had screwed that up.

[@glass7923]

you forgot "I'm gonna kill myself"

[@Grahf0]

I thought the first one was from GameStop

[@texasbeast239]

Skall: Willing to risk his personal safety for our entertainment. Also Skall: Doesn't want to damage his sword.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Remember, He's Canadian, that Sword would be Way more expensive to fix than himself ;)

[@maxmichalik4938]

@@Voron_Aggrav We should advocate for universal swordcare.

[@paulohenriqueferreiradealm1893]

A man must have his priorities well stablised

[@yalkn2073]

Free healthcare in Canada :D

[@texasbeast239]

Either that, or the Canadian education system is to blame!

[@SamuraiMujuru]

"A true master of the sword-chucks is almost as dangerous to his opponent as he is to himself."

[@kylethomas9130]

Classic.

[@effigytormented]

Sword-chucks yo.

[@redmage9730]

A true master of sword-chucks can be used for the legendary fighter-doken!

[@siegfried1422]

*Goblins in a nutshell*

[@zeldosan5138]

i like swords

[@Ironsix6six]

Therapist: Skall with a Flail Sword isnt real, he cant hurt you Skall:

[@ParaSpite]

"Okay fine, he is real, but why would he want to hurt you?"

[@nikmenn2751]

@@ParaSpite because he will fail hurting himself.

[@plaintoast9690]

I dont see the problem here. You can rip off the ball and chain from the pommel and trow it, then after that you can unscrew the pommel and throw it too. Almost as effective as throwing two pommels

[@Skul1ManEXE]

This is beyond ending them rightly.

[@ReLeonidaSpartan]

End them rightly TWICE

[@szepi79]

or you can unscrew the pommel with the chain still attached, and now you have a bolas. one hit, twice the damage!

[@cadeyrndragheim22]

at that point you might as well attach a chain buttplug and have a dozen pommels

[@DotDusk]

That is some big brain maneuver

[@keepdeathonhold]

Skall: *grabs chain and straight swinging sword.* Skall 15 seconds later: what have I done.

[@purplehaze2358]

“Don’t do this at home, ever. I’m a professional idiot” Me, being an elite idiot: _That sounds like a challenge._

[@IndianaJoe3]

Well, being a professional idiot just means that you get paid, so...

[@Harshhaze]

@@IndianaJoe3 I'm an Intern Idiot

[@imk2007]

Dr Jack Bright!

[@Heretic_EyeZ]

Florida man: Is that a challenge??

[@purplehaze2358]

Cal S _Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!_

[@Par-Crom]

- "Self-defeating" I think I wanna make a new sword school based on this wise quote.

[@saifaasuneenaayuthaya9795]

It actually exist in Asia. That concept of self defeating

[@lfbp7051]

Yeah like a doble edge handle

[@Werewolfwrath]

Skallagrim: "This is a very nice sword that I do not wish to mess up." Also Skallagrim: 6:28

[@Zkako1151]

Lol

[@toastedjawa3620]

I require a gif of that yesterday.

[@shadpant9255]

we need a loop of that

[@toastedjawa3620]

@@shadpant9255 Y E S

[@panzermensch1577]

"I'm a sarcastic bastard by nature" -Skall Ah, I see a man of culture as well

[@wishiwasabear]

1000 years in the future someone will find this art and use it as evidence for the 21 century warriors.

[@dezt538]

Oh no! I don't want them to call us stupid

[@dantherpghero2885]

Don't worry future archeologists will take one look at it and declare, 'It was used for religious purposes' like they do with any artifact they barely understand.

[@IndianaJoe3]

@@dantherpghero2885 It's some sort of ritual object.

[@Evil0tto]

"The warriors of the early 21st Century were known to charge into battle wildly swinging flails while holding their swords by the blade. This is because these warriors trained for years to toughen their hands in order to resist the cutting edges. They were also commonly accompanied by fierce, trained beasts called 'Pokee Monsters,' who would attack enemies with lightning or fire on command of the warrior. Sadly, these noble creatures seem to be extinct in our enlightened age."

[@HoradeFidges]

@@Evil0tto Don't forget the movies that would come of someone using the chain to destroy 20 feet tall aliens (because you know, foreign=bad)

[@Kymaera]

One of the best laughs I've had in a while. Never thought I'd see Skall swinging a sword on a chain. Was somewhat worried for both Skall and the Gallowglass.

[@duchi882]

*"The Most Impressively Impractical Fantasy Sword!"* AdventureQuest Worlds: _Why do I feel called out_

[@azekia]

Ah i see you're a man of culture as well

[@whitewolf8780]

Yeah, it's not like one of the easiest weapons to acquire is a bone sword that's serrated from point to guard

[@ThallanarRabidtooth]

@@whitewolf8780 You making fun of my Blade of Awe?!

[@whitewolf8780]

@@ThallanarRabidtooth no I'm referring to the bone sword you can buy from yulger at level 3

[@Fanatic_Foremem]

Sword with the stone is one of my favorites.

[@gr1m720]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took my flail sword to the knee

[@AndreasSweden]

Sword-flail of emminent fire. This should be a mod.

[@arisnomidisbrazas326]

Nice little Skyrim reference there

[@simonmagid4205]

ROFL

[@ericadams1446]

I will say that someone flailing an entire sword on the end of a chain would be pretty intimidating

[@Neiot]

Oh my goodness, I was in tears laughing through this whole video. That's just awesome. Such humor. Much flail. xD

[@thewoodworkingmetalhead2712]

Down on the floor laughing,your comment was the cherry on top!

[@aarononeil9832]

This is easily one of the funniest weapon designs I've ever seen. Also I just about lost it the second you started swinging the sword by the chain. Comedy gold this video.

[@AS-sh7we]

6:28 the techno viking returns!!!

[@Skul1ManEXE]

We need a gif. For ending them rightly.

[@gregoryfox725]

We need a 10 hour version

[@CosmicG777]

That was the best part.

[@woodslore8537]

"Don't do this at home, I'm a professional idiot." Well that is just the best line ever.

[@ManicEngine]

okay but what if it had multiple flails, it would be even more most impressive, right??

[@PlatinumAltaria]

New weapon: cat o' nine flails. It's just nine flails, plus a very brave person to wield it.

[@ballsinurmouth-2]

PlatinumAltaria every flail should have whips on the end just to make it more fun

[@marktresztian4467]

@@ballsinurmouth-2 Every flail should have axes on it, just to make it interesting.

[@Sableagle]

One ten-foot staff with nine two-foot chains, each tipped with a steel ball, on one end *is* actually a weapon ... ... custom-designed for use by a werewolf fighting a were-spider that can turn into a swarm of smaller spiders to escape if being one big spider isn't working. Not intended for use against humans. Then again, when an eight-foot wolfman is swinging a thing, that thing probably counts as an effective weapon for use against humans.

[@l.a.3680]

@@marktresztian4467 And everey of these axes should have a microwave for radiation damage.

[@paulkersey3042]

I have never smiled so much at a design. the "fear me" bit cracked me up, I couldn't take it. tapping into that edgey power. 10/10

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

Oh, the *executionee's sword* ! Used everywhere by lords too cheap to pay actual executioners, instead opting for making the condemned slay themselves by slapstick.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

They have to use it in a duel against an archer in a cage.

[@anduro7448]

@@HappyBeezerStudios you can thrust it foward between the bars with one hand while holding the ball with the other maybe

[@bon7029]

Sword chucks with flail head.

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

In volume, this may be cheaper than the cup of poison served to the condemned in classical Athens. Because unlike the cup, the sword needs no refills.

[@dorkatarmsetcetera9468]

us: Canadians can't be aggressively snarky AND entertaining Skall: hold my ginger ale

[@redundantfridge9764]

This sword is what caused the boötes void. Only Skallagrim could wield such power.

[@Paradisio84]

Scary looking place

[@lelandvaughan4429]

YES!!! THANK YOU! They have this weapon in DnD, they call it the Gyrspike. My friends and I have had many discussions about it's impracticality.

[@darkdevil905]

What are you talking about man? This is an excellent sword...to give to your enemy

[@paulpolito2001]

Same principle can be used with opponents using 7.62×25mm (Tokarev, CZ-52, C96 'Broomhandle' Mauser): somehow get a round of 9×19mm Parabellum into their weapon and (also somehow) get an to... I won't say "fire", but pull the trigger. This causes a small explosion, & unless they were wearing fairly heavy armor, should at least create an exploitable opening. Granted... this is almost as impractical as this stupid ass sword-like-object, lol

[@dillonwarcup6426]

youtube: Sword-flail Me, an intellectual: The Rightly-Ender

[@Ryu_Makkuro]

I'm waiting for someone to design a sword with an integrated pommel cannon in the hilt. That would be the exact opposite of this and I'd love to see Skall's reaction.

[@claudiustiberiusdrususnero6752]

Joerg Sprave did that about two years ago, and there is Skall's reaction to it somewhere

[@shigurenikaido9588]

Jörg Sprave of The Slingshot Channel has done exactly that. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4XYi61vnMR-ack

[@Sableagle]

Why not both? Have a sword with a flail-cannon built in, so you can start by firing five spiky steel balls connected by a chain pentagram at your enemies, then swing the long, sharp part at them while they're busy wondering how you ever got it into your head that firing five spiky steel balls connected by a chain pentagram at your enemies might be a good idea.

[@armedwombat6816]

I've seen some russian combat knifes with one or four pistol barrels in the hilt.

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

@@armedwombat6816 There was also the bidirectional handgun featured in a 1960s spy commedy. Anyone not fully aware would usually end up killing themselves.

[@sethemerson6684]

"Fear me!!" *2 seconds later* "Im going to kill myself with this"

[@l.o.b.2433]

God, I shivered so much when he started using the actual sword as a flail. I know nothing would happen but the sword! The poor beautiful sword! Which I want! And will never get!

[@l.e.b.3541]

Yeah, it sent shivers down my spine when he did that

[@HunterHunter150]

Scared the hell out of me. Wildly entertaining but my god was that dangerous

[@brenbail2000]

I absolutely love that you referenced the Shepard shuffle. This is my favorite channel on the citadel!

[@SirFossils]

That intro had me thinking I was watching Good Mythical Morning

[@AzafTazarden]

I'm glad you have fun making these videos, Skall

[@Neyreyan]

6:27 Skall's wife having a heart attack while he is having fun

[@sokandueler9578]

I just about died when you used the sword as the flail. Just like, “this is going to go badly if he keeps flailing the very sharp blade.”

[@WretchedEgg528]

6:22 oh wow that's scary. Now imagine an army of heavily armored knight swinging this above their heads... *Nope...*

[@TheLostArchangel666]

That... Puts the knights who say "Ni!" to shame.

[@matthewphillipps8448]

And immediately knocking themselves out

[@gabrielforget6595]

Even then, I feel that because you're not holding the sword, the sword would just cut and bounce immediately. Now, it would still be painful, but it wouldn't cut as deep as if the user was holding it and push the blade further on hit.

[@fetchmetheresouls4851]

Seems like a Kratos weapon, wrap the chains around your arms and begin swinging like a berserker

[@lucasperuzzo7459]

Medieval helicopter

[@bolverkloki]

this is honestly some of the best theory crafting i have ever seen. bravo, good sir!

[@Conklestothemax]

It's the prefect sword for a poltergeist. Totally serious and not at all joking I swear

[@somberflight]

Actually the poltergeist not being able to hit itself would make it work

[@HunterHunter150]

This actually would be awesome for a ghost warrior. Genius

[@onilamb845]

Or if someone could levitate the sword itself •

[@LibertyGryphon]

Yah, good point. Or even a Jedi... just as long as you don't have to hold on to the thing. Get Shad on it...

[@ale-xsantos1078]

Or if you was a skeleton(fantasy) or had cyborg hands(scifi), you wouldnt be stabbed by the spikes. Also you could tie it to your wrist when you wanted to use it as a sword without being hit by the ball and when you wanted to use it as a morning star you could just hold the blade since it wouldnt cut you anyway.

[@SirAnthrax]

This was by far your most entertaining video in my opinion - keep up the good work

[@drizzie1226]

I swear i choked on my coffee when he started swinging it above his head

[@RyanW1019]

This is probably your funniest video in a while! When you started swinging it by the chain I literally laughed out loud!

[@purplehaze2358]

“It’s okay little microphone, don’t be scared” I’ve said weirder shit to inanimate objects under similar circumstances, so I suppose I don’t have room to judge on that front.

[@borttorbbq2556]

You have no room to judge cough cough peanut

[@kazikek2674]

The "Flail in place of the pommel" was thought of before. When making 'exotic weapons' for some edition of D&D or another, some poor schmuck designed something like that and they called it the 'Gyrspike". This just feels like taking that and making the sword hardcore, too.

[@_aideoakshot_9620]

Skall literally swings a sharp edge around his head. So incredibly stupid and I love it. That's our boy Skall ❤️

[@limitlessbeast3867]

That sword reminds me of the darksiders sword! Props to the artist, it looks amazing I hope he/she never stops drawing/making art!! (:

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

That “weee” broke me. Grade A.

[@Archimedes.5000]

Damn you have have finished them rightly pretty effectively with this

[@redundantfridge9764]

This is a weapon I can see the Warhammer 40K Orks make work, and paint it red.

[@gabrielmajin5265]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@andyknightwarden9746]

You ever see a purple ork?!

[@Seelenschmiede]

And call it "da swordcopta"!

[@BruderSenf]

they could make it work because if enought orks belive that something works.......it works

[@andyknightwarden9746]

@@BruderSenf ...Yes. That is the joke.

[@ggwp638BC]

A cool way to design this would be if the ball of the flail was the pommel, and you had some sort of contraption that released the flail when you wanted to switch to half-swording and just bludgeon a guy with it, since at that point you'd just have a flail with a bad handle. You'd normally use the sword, a normal sword with just a bigger pommel, and when some dude in armor shows up, you activate it, ball drops with chain, grab it by the blade and it's brutalizing time.

[@stoneghost2936]

Jarl Skallagrim has uploaded , everything else can wait, im watching

[@MrCjlauer49338]

I think this is the most fun I've seen Skallagrim having.

[@BeamMonsterZeus]

Even Dark Souls doesn't have something as hilariously impractical in its weapon designs... well, okay, maybe a few things like the ol' Chicken Wing from DS2...

[@borttorbbq2556]

Okay meme weapons don't count for impractical because in not case using a squid as a sword is a bit more impractical

[@fatalexcerpts]

I immediately thought of another DS game, and that's Darksiders. Looks like War's sword combined with one of Death's scythes. Let me see if I can find some links: www.seekpng.com/png/detail/345-3458274_report-rss-chaos-eater-sword-darksiders-war-chaos.png www.joemadart.com/images/mainart/regular/DarksidersII-Scythes-weapons-concept-art-madureira-pencil.jpg

[@borttorbbq2556]

Since I've gotten likes I want to also mention that this was from Soul Calibur 4 or 5 and I want to say it was a nightmare ( Siegfried was a surfboard)

[@planetschlock]

I always referred to the Smelter Hammer as the "Frozen Turd"

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

Fume and Kings gs in ds2 and ledos greathammer in ds3 are all pretty ridiculous

[@FrostyFyre]

Omg the montage when you started flailing the sword around, I AM DEAD, haven’t laughed that hard in ages!

[@swordpanda7panda795]

A FLAIL AS A POMMEL!??? Oh dis gon'be Good! xD

[@DarkPillWarrior]

I just burst out laughing when I saw him use the flail part to spin the sword around. 10/10, would watch this "professional idiot" again! All jokes aside: Great video, Skall, I hope to see more!

[@MrAranton]

"I tried to half-sword it and the morning star hit me in the elbow. That's pleasant!" I'm a masochist who doesn't suffer head-aches but enjoys them. This is the weapon for me!

[@mitchellbarton7915]

As someone who is looking to make games with practical weapons as part of the experience, this is exceptionally entertaining to me. Subscribed!

[@ВасилийПодсердцев-т6о]

Finally! The sword to end all of thy opponents rightly!

[@RickTrajan]

Multiple opponents continuously.

[@Turian_Primarch]

This was a great video Skal! Made me laugh through my cold and definitely made me feel better!

[@chin258456]

"i am the professional idiot" Skallagrim 2020

[@limitlessbeast3867]

I really enjoyed this video! Please make more content like this where you look at things like that! Thanks and have a great day, you did great! Keep up the great work!! :D

[@yourneighbour5738]

Now I want a sword with a cup holder for my coffee

[@danagumm9215]

That was great! I really was expecting a squirrel or two to be somewhere around when you looked at the trees.

[@Jhakaro]

"clearly the moving vertical line is me" tell that to the ent.

[@GreatWightSpark]

I hope that insane sword-flail ends up as a finisher in upcoming RPGs

[@laltanpuia2619]

Skal : *is a professional* Also Skal when swinging sword : *Wheee* Oh he said Professional _Idiot_

[@knawkes7325]

6:27 "It takes years to master the art of Spinjutsu"

[@morbly]

"Don't do this at home" don't do it in public either.

[@lakemanson8051]

Been gone for nearly 2 years on work visas and I come home to THICC SKALLAGRIM... Holy moly man you are becoming a weapon on your own!

[@H_412]

"It seemed like a good idea at the time" -- Battle cry of the nerds XD

[@ilejovcevski79]

Steve McQueen - The Magnificent Seven!

[@mikenewton389]

No plan that is justified by the words ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time’ is ever a bad plan.

[@PinkPummy]

Most entertaining video in a while haha! Thanks for the laughs and insight!

[@ExhyaGaming]

"Wind's howling"

[@ryejack]

LOL, this was one of the funnier ones I've seen Skall do. Nice!

[@connerferril6684]

"It's ok little microphone, Don't be scared" 😆 what the heck

[@FreedomFighterEx]

I flinched when you swing it over your head and the flail/blade wrap around.

[@jose-ji6yj]

If you pause it perfectly between 7:33 and 7:34, it's the most fabulous thing you'll see today

[@ezariogerion3138]

You sir, deserve a promotion

[@ABadassDragon]

Move it frame by frame its even better!

[@lanehershberger5805]

Please make more videos like this one! I laughed the whole way through.

[@endlessnoodle3056]

Dude, it's a pommel flail. POMMEL flail. For when you want to end yourself together with the opponent. Ultimate weapon to flex the most dangerous technique in the world.

[@Gimmel748]

6:27 And so, 2020's greatest GIF was born.

[@end-er_1023]

I’m happy to see a resurgence in popularity with your videos.

[@rogofos]

I mean if this thing is enchanted to fly and swing without anyone holding it than its a pretty good design

[@TheEvilpossum]

This makes me think of the kusarigama, my favorite weapon. If the proportions were changed to match that weapon, you'd end up with a full sized flail attached to a short sword or dagger.

[@blacksunempire2878]

When he showed the image of it revealing the flail pommel, I just about created a black hole from the near-infinite density of cringe I felt.

[@Dwarfurious]

Ah its the old "The more exotic the weapon the more amazingly skilled the user must be" trope.

[@cyborgpunk6668]

The only person I can imagine using this sword is some giant immortal skeleton warrior who is immune to all forms of damage, including his own sword so taking friendly fire damage would not be a problem to focus on maximum damage and more importantly intimidation

[@jamesbparkin740]

When I saw the flail, I was reminded of a throwaway line in an Iain M Banks book. "The priests had painted blue circles on their foreheads. Zakalwae wondered if it was a religious impulse to help snipers,"

[@sukotsutoCSSR]

Use it like a Dao with the cloth attached to the handle's end, holding the cloth with the other hand (in this case, chain). Flail the chain end on defense That seems to be the only way to make it work

[@leeegrabois4033]

I almost spit out my coffee on the outtakes. Thank you sir that was awesome

[@grimitology]

Holy hell I got here in 32 seconds?!

[@davidhughett6081]

Ridiculous, but highly entertaining at the same time. Love your videos!

[@ShadowWolfTJC]

Seeing that illustration got me thinking about some lore behind this "weapon": Legend has it that the Cursed Blade of Deimos was designed and wielded by the Dread Lord Sados Masochisus as the ultimate weapon, at least in his twisted mind (and possibly to satisfy the whims of, and as tribute towards, some foul malevolent demon whom inhabited and corrupted his mind). It is said that only a chosen few (if any) could successfully harness its malevolent power without succumbing to its curse, of which many unworthy souls have fallen victim to. Alas, poor Masochisus was the 1st among these unworthy souls. Another legend has it that Sir Pragmaticus the Clever stumbled upon this cursed weapon lying in some desperate peddler's possession, and sensed its cursed power. However, instead of turning it down like so many before him, he purchased the dreaded blade off of the poor peddler's hands as a gift to use in a duel against his rival, Sir Boasterius the Foolish, defeating him by tricking him into accepting this weapon as a gift, and daring him to best him in one-on-one combat using the weapon (which, of course, lead to Sir Boasterius's unfortunate demise). Afterwards, when Sir Pragmaticus's personal executioner lost his old executioner's sword, the clever Pragmaticus came up with a new way of executing his prisoners and condemned criminals: by forcing them to attempt to use the cursed blade to defeat his/her opponent in a fight to the death. By the way, and this is a quick, but serious question: Could you possibly throw such a cursed weapon without hurting yourself in the process?

[@ulforcemegamon3094]

ShadowWolfTJC welp , there are some weapons that are intended to hurt whoever holds it because it would prove the person holding it is strong enough to do that despite hurting themselves in the process , while it does sound stupid is mostly to prevent any retard of holding such dangerous weapon in first place , ouryken in digimon per example literally kills you if you aren't strong enough to even hold the power within the blade

[@ThunderStar1998]

I’ve been subscribed for years and has the bell turned on all videos and haven’t seen single one of your videos in so long.

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

That's the dumbest sword design I've ever seen. It doesn't even come with WiFi and Bluetooth.

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

Yeah man, JBL makes better products, even tho I do prefer Razer for anything bigger than an arming sword

[@azekia]

Boomers: (Laughter)

[@jacobbrennan6489]

It doesn't even have cupholders!

[@sanfransiscon]

Now introducing the iBlade

[@thewinterprince1731]

Doesn't have to. It comes with speakers and sparklers that clearly only work when you swing it by the chain.