Rules: -PvP runes only. -If/when PvE runes are acquired, get rid of said runes -Invasion quota: to get an item/drop, you must win a corresponding invasion first. Purchasable, crafting, and key items with no PvP implications (maps, keys, ect) are exempt from this rule. -An invasion is only counted as a win for the boss quota if the host dies and the screen says the host was vanquished. -If an unintended item is acquired, put it in storage and win an invasion later to pull it back out (pulling an item back out is optional) -Items can only be acquired after the boss quota is met every five invasions. -Boss quota: every fifth invasion must be followed by a boss fight. -Every fifteenth invasion (or every third bossfight) must be a remembrance boss. If the boss is defeated, you may now go get items/drops in proportion to your invasions won in the last five invasions. -If the boss isn’t defeatable/ runner gives up, the run is dead. -Bosses cannot be fought early, account for the boss quota when choosing items. -If you don’t have a remembrance boss available due to other bosses being in the way, you are forced to kill bosses in the way to gain access to the remembrance boss. -Mage only run: only staves allowed in weapon inventory, and sorceries allowed only. -witch/mage drip
@Outerham4362 ай бұрын
I was having a nice 8 hour edging session and then I saw this video, now there's a hole in the wall.
@jayquickscope44462 ай бұрын
What the fuck did i just read😂😂😂
@pitshoster4012 ай бұрын
24:30 not even professional actors can fake that kind of raw emotion
@devotion59402 ай бұрын
>Spawns in >Immeadietly takes shoes off I see fromsoft taught you well
@MeneltirFalmaro2 ай бұрын
"Endure." The word was a curse.
@odium19542 ай бұрын
I agree with the blessed blue dew talisman take, as well as for the new craftable alternative to starlight shards altho it has a certain big drawback to it with the sleep buildup, that should have either not here or here on the actual starlight shards as well (and they shouldn't have stacked)
@beanbeater2 ай бұрын
Sgt Jonkler
@madserialkiller33942 ай бұрын
Yay jager is back, with beautiful self-imposed torture, great thumbnail art, raw emotion, and ramblings like no other, all in hd babeeee ❤️ I'm really curious how this series will play out :)
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
Thank you man! It will hopefully be fire
@Elden_Cock_Ring2 ай бұрын
Streamer became a dishonest Mage 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Also if you want a decent helm that shows your face, since this game's witch/sorcerer hats are mid, you could use the altered version of the Nox Swordstress Crown
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@Elden_Cock_Ring so true L strimmer Thanks for the recommendation, tbh I'm bee lining for the purple flower lmao
@zwidowca12 ай бұрын
Edit: FP talisman was a mistake when we consider coordinated ganks. Sometimes you just... cannot threaten all 3 of them. And they already have starlight shards anyway. It makes some fight longer than they should be. Enjoy your dlc invasions suffering in this run D:
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
I both agree and disagree but I get what you mean, ganks always benefit tenfold from things good for invaders
@zwidowca12 ай бұрын
@@SgtJager00 Before the DLC I would not have an issue with that talisman, but the DLC gave gankers way too many new tools. The deck is stacked against an invader so badly right now, it just stopped being funny. Even some tournament level players are realeasing videos about it. I think if this is left unchecked the post-dlc-life cycle of the game might be really short and disappointing. I stopped invading completely at this point, I legit cannot be arsed anymore. You can hit the enemy team 3-4 more times than they hit you and still loose the attrition war. Just because swift heal is a thing. You can not get hit at all and still die to one desync blender in 3 hits. You can have good ranged options, but it does not matter because some gank spots prevent you from ever using ranged, either due to size or terrain. This just never ends. From really screwed invaders over with the dlc. I can still win quite a decent number of invasions, but the effort required has really gone to far. Yes invaders also got new tools, but gankers hagve 3 times as many... Invasions used to be ganks and pugstomps, not 30 minute marathon to catch some scumbag taunter's tongue abusing host. Casualising the game had an inverse effect on invasion difficulty somehow and I cannot even begin to understand how we got here. Like, it just does not compute in my brain...
@matth4642 ай бұрын
Jagers back baby! Season 3: DLC electric boogaloo
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@matth464 bro it's boogaloo time
@WeeabooPocky2 ай бұрын
now it's personal
@TheHoosier2 ай бұрын
Glad to have you back honky keep up the good work ❤
@PseudoNym132 ай бұрын
finally taking the int pill
@sadegh49822 ай бұрын
Alternative title: 5 Legendary Invasions with Jager While he's yelling at PVEers😂
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@Weird_B0nes2 ай бұрын
We're so back
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@Weird_B0nes back again!
@bluegaston2 ай бұрын
it was a tough run
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
Sup man
@bluegaston2 ай бұрын
@@SgtJager00 yo sgt! all good here and you?
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@bluegaston good man
@ToNy_S_scaling2 ай бұрын
23:52 He turned ON the lag switch 😂😂😂😂 This was the funniest shit I've watched in a while. Thanks for the laughs dude!
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@ToNy_S_scaling hahaha thank you bro
@Twinterfang2 ай бұрын
peak has returned
@edmundosmond95492 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this a long time.
@TheHoosier2 ай бұрын
Legitimately funny as video you taking this goofy ass shit so serious is hilarious
@barbaratos58682 ай бұрын
Oh how the mighty fall 😔
@Shendapy2 ай бұрын
Good editing yager
@emm28932 ай бұрын
nice thumbnail art!
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@redacap2 ай бұрын
23:20 i can see why.... 24:30 very EpiC end 😂
@justsomegamer012 ай бұрын
6:26 you can knock Alexander out of the hole with spells, dunno why you made it harder on yourself lol
@SgtJager002 ай бұрын
@@justsomegamer01 didn't know that, the first two spells are so weak that id never figure that they would work
@justsomegamer012 ай бұрын
@SgtJager00 I think it's based on regular attack dmg and not poise/stance dmg, so spells are actually pretty good for it, there's your discount limit breaker useless knowledge lmao