The Most Insane Survival Stories in Human History

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[@MrDingle360]

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[@Kelevins]

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[@abzinhoo]

Ok

[@Enocules]

“I WAS IN THE U.S. RECENTLY, AND COULDN’T-“

[@CookiePieMonster]

Cool so I'm not having a stroke.

[@Jermstuckonpercs]

Bro I was so confused 😂

[@Dogemin]

I will assume the sponsor audio was added by mistake

[@ledetdillan55]

​@@CookiePieMonster I thought I fr was having a stroke

[@Kelevins]

FRRR

[@Acknowledgerofdoctorwho]

1:52 "That's when he knew he was going to crash-" "I was in america recently-" "To prevent becoming a human pancake by the trucks."

[@GabusPentium]

LMAOOOO

[@watchthischannel331]

I thought I was going crazy

[@nootnoot2949]

Glad I wasn't the only one lol

[@PurooRoy]

But isn't America exactly where you'd go to become a human pancake by the trucks?

[@mofangei]

i tot im trippin o sum cuh shiiiii a mf be too high

[@FuzzyChubbyPurpleUnicorn]

I too was in the U.S recently

[@coffeebeansncomputermemes]

me too because i live in the us

[@SnailPlush]

I'm so happy that the "i was in the us recently" thing wasn't me having a hallucination 😭😭

[@taylorsivy]

PONYBOY PFP SPOTTED

[@marthderp5586]

I thought my phone glitched out or something.

[@SnailPlush]

@@taylorsivy HELL YEAH!!

[@Mad_Medz]

Getting spawn camped by lightning is insane. Bro had beef with god 😭

[@De_Jimberto]

Zeus had some serious beef with Roy

[@PurooRoy]

Wrong country

[@ManeShaker]

If I'm not wrong, Roy's grave was also struck by lightning too. Not even in death the guy had a rest.

[@Sifi999]

Dude was a living lightning rod.

[@MrKenpokarate]

He was apparently a dead lightning rod as well.​@@Sifi999

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

Zeus got some personal beef with bro

[@lynniewood]

​@@Sifi999 and a dead lightning rod

[@citrine2604]

Nature really said fuck this man in particular

[@nuzayerov]

Note about Phineas Cage is that modern historians say that he actually did not become that aggressive and some records are exaggerated, and was still able to (with a few years time) become a mostly normal member of society again. (Source: Wikipedia, which uses other sources as citations).

[@PurooRoy]

That was his brother, Ferb Cage.

[@specv2845]

im pretty sure when i remember searching it up ages back that friends and co workers of phineas claimed he was also aggresive and angry man and his behaviour was not out of character

[@JackSerbia69]

If a bear was charging at me and I got struck by lighting, I’d believe in god and I’d think he’s an asshole

[@DustunColeman]

How could you not

[@BraydenPHS]

Imagine being hunted by lightning your entire life

[@PurooRoy]

God went all Pikachu on him.

[@xxturbanboyxxful]

It’s honestly sad. His wife apparently divorced him because of it and he took his own life a few years later.

[@josephbailey1293]

"u shoudve hunted me"

[@geckomcgee4211]

The dude whose hip was snapped in half… man, before I was born my mom was in a severe car accident and one of the injuries was her hips snapped in half, it took her over seven months to relearn how to stand and walk, and a few years to walk properly, some of these people are like, way lucky

[@jakesemrow2678]

Pretty insane to have a child after that kind of physical trauma. Badass mom

[@mediocreindigo]

There's actually some evidence to suggest that Phineas Gage eventually regained some of his normal brain function, though he unfortunately died of a seizure 12 years after the accident.

[@anyrasbedroom]

yes they said he wasn’t as aggressive as they made him seem but those closest to him noticed mood changes and easy agitation

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

"-When his brain remembered, 'Oh yeah, I shouldn't exist', leading to Gage having a bunch of seizures and dying at age 36" - Sam "Still hasn't returned with the milk" O'nella

[@Skaloody]

4:40 "Mooooooom! Phineas and Ferb are shooting a pole through their head!"

[@lykonic1763]

WTF did Roy do to piss off Zeus *that badly* and how did he manage to survive being smote 7 times

[@aerostarsreal]

1:52 what did bro say

[@gerb_the_egg]

He said “I was in the US. Ø ð Æ So in order to prevent Œ. Ǐ. Being turned into A human pancake”

[@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell]

Bad editing

[@SlimStarCraft]

We all make mistakes as video creators, just a audio channel he probably forgot to mute. (Likely the channel he records his voice on)

[@turboChet]

facts llol

[@Superdud-hd1gq]

I was in the US recently 1:45

[@ImaDogDude]

I thought that was a maleware ad playing in the background at first lmfao

[@JohnSmith-r4l8c]

​@@ImaDogDudesame

[@louissteyn6871]

That guy that kept getting struck by lightning also lost a lot of friends as a result because they also believed and got scared that they would get struck while hanging around him

[@damienholleman]

1:52 sound bite scared the fuck out of me

[@LordRemiem]

I think you wouldn't consider it an "accident" but I was thinking about Yamaguchi Tsutomu, a japanese Mitsubishi engineer who survived the Hiroshima atom bomb... and was in Nagasaki when the second atom bomb fell. He lived tho, and died only in 2010 😊

[@Cammandocalvin]

Fun fact Roy was so paranoid about his luck that he committed suicide he was so unlucky yet lucky enough to be called the most invincible man and still gave up

[@Ro__fittt]

I was in a car accident accident when I tried to commit suicide I was on the highway inside. I bulldozer that was unoccupied that was doing construction earlier that day. I stepped on the pedal and made it to 100 miles an hour that’s all my Ford Ranger could take and drove to the bulldozer went through the windshield and hit the bulldozer with my body. And total I broke over 40 bones in my body, including all of my ribs. Both of my hips my left leg my neck multiple times my back multiple times both of my clavicles, both sides of my scapula. I injured my heart, my lungs, my kidneys, my liver, and had a brain injury. I died four times in the hospital that day and was in a coma for an entire three months. I was expected to never wake up. I was expected to survive the first week if I ever did wake up, I was expected to be paralyzed from the neck down and deaf and blind. But here I am today three years later I am paralyzed, but only from the chest down. And my brain injury all that did was make me funnier and very forgetful and prone to making decisions too quickly.

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

*hug*

[@Ro__fittt]

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 thank youuu

[@Ro__fittt]

Broke my back a few times too that’s why I’m a para and not a quad

[@I_am_Alxui]

Hugx2

[@Ro__fittt]

@@I_am_Alxui 🫂

[@Irate_Beau]

bro had beef with God and was losing holy shit

[@officiallunchly]

1:51 audio loop lol also for anyone reading, don't ever buy a service/vpn that shills itself through youtubers if you value your privacy :)

[@hammozeen]

"Like WHAT this man had a drill go straight through his brain and he survived... THANKS TO PRIVATE INTERNET ACCESS VPN" 11:55

[@kelfanboy]

8:31 that poor guy got struck by lightning so many times 😭 if i was him id never go outside again

[@mickieknox4086]

"oh my god, jesus he broke his bones" 😂 best reaction in ever!

[@notaveryversace]

9:23 There is a movie about Aron Ralston’s story called 127 Hours that came out in 2010. James Franco plays him. Kind of a difficult watch ngl.

[@hereliesnaif]

saw that movie when i was a child to, to this day i could still remember that neuron sound in his head when he cuts his hand.

[@Whats-the-word-NERD]

9:04 Zeus had beef with bro 😭🙏

[@DustunColeman]

Ong😂😂

[@cmac007]

BABE!! New Kelevin video dropped!

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

8:00 Zeus got some personal beef with bro💀

[@Black_parsley]

"remember that time you fell off your bike" no i don't know how to ride a bike

[@Isaac-zd2iy]

my mom survived a freak accident, im happy to be here

[@ayrtonrubert8030]

keep the good work cuh, happy to see you get sponsors🙏🏽

[@sensaiMooCow]

3:35 god was saying sorry gang 😭😭😭

[@GrimFom34]

I had a freak accident yesterday, I’m uncircumcised n was beating mu shit and ripped a tendon? Blood vessel or sumthing, not the foreskin, and that shi started bleeding crazy. I ain’t go to the doctor cause htf am I gonna explain it. I just cleaned it and put pressure until it stopped beating. It still works fine doesn’t hurt/never hurt but I still see the blood vessels or tendon on it ripped. I hope I’m fine 🤞

[@MelodyStarz]

Bro no way!! I WAS IN THE US RECENTLY TOO!!

[@bhrismorales8395]

Nahhhh the kid that survived that neck snap used allllllll his luck for the rest of his life fr

[@DustunColeman]

Yeah it sounds like it

[@OrochiAlter9713]

Damn, what did Roy do to make the lightning that mad?

[@DustunColeman]

XD 😂😅😂

[@Levidawgs7744]

Wassup! Just started watching you a few weeks ago and I'm liking what I'm seeing!

[@albppp3796]

This guy is the new Sam O Nella

[@fwc1238]

when he said the pole was covered in bits of his brain i thought to myself “thought juice”

[@ryyann00]

I'm glad I found this channel, videos are amazing and I feel a lot better watching and liking smaller KZbinrs videos, it's like eating at a chain restaurant vs a mom and pop shop :)

[@KingMai]

7:30 i like how roy is damn near as tall as the tower he was just in

[@shadowthetwisted]

mommmmm i want sam o' nella! mom: we have sam o' nella at home the sam o' nella at home: i jest, still thoroughly enjoyed the video

[@DeadManSinging1]

I heard a theory that once you get strike by lightning once, you become kind of a lightning magnet. Would explain how he got struck 7 times

[@PurooRoy]

I heard a theory that once you get struck by lightning, you get superpowers. It finishes the second time you get struck with it.

[@prska]

​@@PurooRoyi heard a theory that once you get strike by lightning, you become the flash

[@lardmaster8656]

Bro I’m so glad I found this channel 😂 I absolutely died at the water bucket joke

[@aarushkumar3353]

“BRO OMG YOU JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTING AND YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE ARE YOU GOOD?” “oooh damn again? Aight i bought a bucket just in case”

[@mjames7674]

You should try to find some more obscure ones in your next "Freak Accidents" video. Seems like these ones have been covered *soooo* many times almost everywhere people talk about freak accidents. I think more obscure ones would bring more viewers. But honesty, what do I know, I'm not a KZbinr. So I guess if it works for you, keep it up! (This is genuine advice/opinion of mine, I could be dead wrong. You in all likelihood know more about KZbin and what does and doesn't work than I do.)

[@fefe1179]

Bro the mom who saw her son get decapitated I just cannot imagine the HORROR- WTF🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 Poor kid man

[@HitoZhi]

theres a movie claled 127 about Aaron Ralston

[@danaeeaniyah]

1:52 my intrusive thoughts when im doing a test in class BAHAH

[@xds_muxx2962]

That Segway to the add was insane

[@Jaredhd2012]

I keep laughing at the cactus in the background of the Phenous Gage story. I live in Ludlow, Vermont which is the town next to Cavendish where Gage blew his brains out in the accident. My great great great uncle DR Harlow was the first physician to see him post accident.

[@mmaaoorr]

If i get struck by lightning more than twice and live i'll just have to assume god is trying to tell me.something

[@F-sj7cu]

Can’t believe your list doesn’t include Loren Schauers. He was driving a forklift and ended up rolling down a hill with it. The forklift landed on his pelvis and doctors saved his life by amputating everything below his stomach. Insane story. His channel’s called Sabia and Loren.

[@iamhere490]

1:51 Mmm my ears loved that

[@Metalalloy45]

Bro Aaron is a freaking beast

[@viscountrainbows2857]

2:14 Bro got air juggled by a stationary object, bagawd

[@Sotiseno]

5:34 Wait a sec... you're saying I could reroll my personality like in a gacha game 🤔

[@afr3ns]

The dad lore is insane

[@Bikes4LChris]

its a good day when my buddy kelevivin posts

[@duaaibrahim1329]

loved this but wish you talked about the 1972 Uruguayan plane crash in the Andes

[@nathanvankoughnett6744]

I remember learning about Phineas in a Sam O’Nella video

[@Nightingale_Crown]

8:25 Zeus had some beef with this man.

[@algallagher1816]

He didn’t mention but in the first accident. The girls parents were jungle experts. And she got lost in the jungle. But knew how to survive because of her parents.

[@skoomaaddict256]

WHAT COULDN'T YOU DO KELEVIN

[@alfie467]

1:51 scared the shit out of me😂

[@codfan2057]

Really good vid, my guy! I will say that your audio transitions for the ad could've been spliced a bit better. Also, I, too, was in America.

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

Lifesaving chair

[@Drax_DBZ]

Bro wishes he was Sam O'Nella so bad.

[@darkslayer3663]

Light work

[@jdthesun]

Kelevin keeps me going

[@madpizzabasher]

Metal rod guy got a free lobotomy

[@Pseedholm]

Will Wheaton called. He wants his voice back.

[@blvdes]

that fucking ad transition made me cry laughing, and i am not joking

[@brotherhogan6880]

I know this is supposed to be serious, but this is hella funny

[@Pxliichu._flufxy]

What did bro do to the lighting to get so angry at him💀

[@MajaSubotic-x7o]

Like 2 years ago i had an accident where a 40t truck crashed me with 50 mph Still in a hospital

[@HeWhoSoars.]

The man in the hat returns!

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

3:42 Kids are made of rubber.

[@DefileOdds]

That bear probably left him alone cuz it thought he was dead, that 7th lightning bolt may have saved his life.... what an odd thing I just said.

[@PsYDaniel]

1:51 Jump scare moment

[@fallshd6992]

this video should be called freak recoveries

[@jimmartin2548]

“Things were going really well…”

[@jaykob97]

The multiple voices

[@K1.Staygene]

2:16 nah i felt that real bad.

[@waceyseufer7083]

"I was in the US in order to prevent..." WHAT NOW???

[@N0bleOffical]

1:52 😂 what happened

[@space_cadet04]

Everything was going so well for all these people...until 😂

[@negadoge]

5:34 what a fucking sentence, id assume nobody would be the same. I already knew the story of Phineas gage but everytime im reminded of it im reminded of just how absurd some of the reports are. A good number of them just don't make sense.

[@loogi8264]

I saw a video of one guy who was racing cars and crashed at like 120 mph, he had a massive peice of the door stuck in his head and his brains were exposed but he was alive

[@RazorSharpMC]

I already saw Sam O’Nella explain what happened to pole dude

[@69stve]

I WAS WAITING FOR THE DUDE WHO SURVIVED BOTH NUKES IN JAPAN

[@elaremalaka_]

I was, in fact, NOT in the US recently

[@naynay-qq1rf]

i thought phineas gage worked at an oil rig and the pressure built up from the ground forced the pole to shoot out and through his skull? at least thats what i was taught in ap psych

[@chrisvlogz6206]

1:50 huh?!?!😂

[@nuzayerov]

1:51 Audio error :((

[@maggs131]

Little bit of overlap. Oopsie

[@bedman3337]

An add popped up during the sponsor section. The add spiral

[@AngelMartinez-w9z]

the term samonella clone is getting to literal

[@aflacmcquacc]

I don't think anyone is talking enough about the kid that got his skull pulled off his spine. Like that is actually really fucking insane