The Most Insanely Long Song Titles Ever

[@artvjon]

YEP we got some long ass song titles here neighbor. Might wanna alert the neighborhood watch community to drop a like on this video before the titles get even longer for part two spoti.fi/2MgNUAJ

[@typhlosion7872]

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

[@jlstump849]

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide is Press Coverage.

[@Chem825]

By Fall Out Boy

[@redstar959]

ARTV you forgot brand new

[@leahdiel4678]

First thing that comes to my mind was Fall Out Boy

[@mykenzieforbes5125]

Leah Diel by panic! At the disco

[@sofiaisokay6845]

Leah Diel By Panic! At the Disco

[@tylerrr1391]

I thought of panic!

[@samuelkim1827]

I slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was this stupid song for me

[@UltiTheBand]

Like, more than half of under the corkscrew tree was just *titles*

[@lazy-lili3343]

"She's the prettiest girl at the party and she can prove it with a solid right hook" by Frank Iero

[@denverisntjohn]

Lili Lili yes

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

That’s a great title.

[@craftingweirdo6498]

Honestly your name is fitting

[@noneri]

Lili Lili it’s a bop yesss

[@flourfacegerard1019]

It's about gee

[@corinthiaathens1796]

"Na Na Na (na na na na na na na na na)"

[@zakariyabkz659]

By who?

[@corinthiaathens1796]

@@zakariyabkz659 my chemical romance

[@denverisntjohn]

NANANANANNAANANAN DRUGS GIMME DRUGS

[@CrankingMahHog]

Nananananananananananananananananananananannanananananananananananananannaannanananananannanananan

[@craftingweirdo6498]

Uhm, You know what they do to guys like us in prison? Or Honey, this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us?

[@tylertyler3214]

before watching I’m gonna predict that “lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off” is on here

[@artvjon]

tyler tyler not long enough that’s Childs play

[@tylertyler3214]

ARTV 😂😂 yeah I see that now

[@moik4037]

What about "there's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet" Oh wait never mind

[@speakofthedevil3216]

I predict 'London beckoned songs about money written by machines' and 'there's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet'

[@tayluurr]

I thought that A Little More Sixteen Candles, A Little More (Touch Me) Was gonna be on here

[@gooseprince]

where was “I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me”

[@penieweenieselenie7435]

Oh yea I forgot that song existed

[@lily_e-b1336]

I was expecting that to be in here too

[@sofiaisokay6845]

ourladyofsorrows exe What about There's a reason the tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet by Panic!

[@gooseprince]

Sofia is okay it is in there tho

[@andjelkosaric2902]

It has 70 characters and number 7 has 71 so its off by a character

[@thereverse-flash9942]

It’s so stupid that these bands keep making such absurdly long song titles. By Panic At The Disco. By Fall Out Boy

[@jesuschrist03]

I was just about to say you can read it in 2 ways

[@thereyvan]

OH DEAR LORD

[@jesuschrist03]

@@thereyvan 🤣

[@LuciusGeronimo]

@@thereyvan your username is toxic wow

[@thereyvan]

SouthsideSceptile Well, you’re toxic I’m slipping under

[@brandievan2678]

" there's a good reason these numbers are tabled" -Jon, ARTV, 2019

[@FabulousKilljoy]

“There’s a good reason these tumbers are nabled” -Also Jon, ARTV 2019

[@brandievan2678]

@@FabulousKilljoy " there's a good reason these tubers are nasiled " -again, Jon from ARTV 2019

[@moik4037]

"Haney"

[@FabulousKilljoy]

Patrick! At the disco ! Well hello

[@moik4037]

@@FabulousKilljoy I feel like I've seen you somewhere

[@ashleedawn456]

“Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief” -Radiohead

[@artvjon]

Damn I should’ve included that one. Part 2!

[@ashleedawn456]

@ARTV If not long in terms of character count, it sure is a mouthful.

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Wut

[@williampoulin6526]

I wish "Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Name of this song so we wouldn't get sued" from Fall Out Boy is on the list!

[@artvjon]

william poulin too bad they’ve got like 7 songs that are longer character wise 😂

[@williampoulin6526]

@@artvjon I don't know Fall out Boy catalog sorry hahaha I knew this song because of NHL 2006 sound track 😅

[@MrGOOMBAGUY]

It's not here because their lawyer made them change the name of it so they wouldn't get sued.

[@reddeath5791]

william poulin that song is awesome!

[@penieweenieselenie7435]

IKR me too

[@quentinbringthenumetalchil5125]

Of course, P!atD and FOB would most certainly be on this list. Most of their song discographies consist of long song titles.

[@donsteppedoutside.3991]

"Good To Know That If I Ever Need Attention, All I Have To Die Is Die" is one my favorite long song titles (as well as one of my favorite songs actually).

[@artvjon]

Yeah it’s a great one, but again, this list was put together on the longest character wise and it only has 50 some characters in the title, the others are all at least in the 60s :/ maybe part 2 if I do it

[@mollie8108]

“No Need For Introductions, I’ve Read About Girls Like You On The Backs Of Toilet Doors” by Bring Me the Horizon

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

"(Joe Gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs with Friends (But Says This Isn't A Problem)" by Car Seat Headrest One of my favorite song titles tbh

[@ronstoppable5659]

SOS Idea: 7 Iconic Songs That Never Reached The Hot 100 (ex. Crazy Train, In Too Deep, Basket Case, Teenage Dirtbag, etc.)

[@jakerboss3534]

Well, many of the biggest hits of the 90s didn’t make it on the chart because a song had to be a physical single in order to chart and the labels became rebellious emos

[@jakerboss3534]

Green Day we’re especially victims to this, along with bands and artists like The Offspring, No Doubt, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Alanis Morrisette, Matchbox Twenty, and the Goo Goo Dolls. Pop singers like Mariah Carey didn’t have a problem, though, as they relied a lot more heavily on single sales than any of these bands did.

[@sarmadmybeloved]

What about Death Grips' "You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand leopard skin pillbox hat"

[@artvjon]

Don’t listen to them not my thing

[@sarmadmybeloved]

ARTV :'(

[@hamfam12345]

mothaofmotha 12 I’m with you brother

[@garettlucius9810]

@@artvjon try this song it booms

[@gabrynaig9585]

hope is a dangerous thing for a women like me to have - but I have it

[@artvjon]

gabrynaig almost made the list at #7 but I gave it to the 1975

[@Ducky0nQuack]

the first song that came to mind when I saw the video

[@JohnDoe-hi2fe]

You forgot Sufjan Steven's "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

[@AKAwafan]

Yeah no one's talking about Sufjan Stevens and I'm disappointed. His titles make these look puny

[@jackolas789]

I was gunna say the same ahh I’m shocked it wasn’t on here

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am69]

Most of Illinois honestly

[@murlough23]

I was gonna bring this up as well. Best part is, it’s like a 2-minute instrumental interlude. Takes longer to type out that title than to listen to the song! I know Jon said in his Metacritic Top 100 video that Sufjan wasn’t really his style, which is a slight bummer because Illinois might be my favorite album of all time. But just for fun, he oughta go read all the song titles from the Illinois album. They’re pretty much all ridiculous.

[@matilderuivo4337]

I imagine the back of the cd 😂😂😂

[@reddeath5791]

Not every long sentence is a song title by Fall Out Boy There’s two ways to read this: “Not every long sentence is a song title” By Fall Out Boy Or “Not every long sentence is a song title by Fall Out Boy” by Panic! At The Disco

[@lucasgoncalves7774]

"Not every long sentence is a song title by Fall Out Boy or by Panic! At the Disco" by Arctic Monkeys.

[@julianhagmann7109]

„Think I ain‘t worth a Dollar, but i feel like a millionaire“ by QOTSA

[@adamcummings20]

'You Got a Killer Scene There, Man...'

[@FabulousKilljoy]

“It’s Hard To Be Religious When Certain People Are Never Incinerated By Bolts Of Lightning” by Mayday Parade Edit: Oh you mentioned it haha

[@josephblumenberg6574]

"What Is the Light?" ("An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe") by The Flaming Lips...sounds like TEDTalk

[@erin8439]

An old FBR band called Forgive Durden probably takes the cake for me with “Il Tango Della Signora Francesco Di Bartolommeo Di Zanobi Del Giocondo”

[@camillaquelladegliaggettiv4303]

PORCODIO ITALIA RISE UP

[@inck]

Oh didn't they do that razias shadow? That was really good

[@erin8439]

just a white blood cell yeah that was their second and sadly last album

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

I like “Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in a Small Town”😂

[@kylehegedus5498]

JJ O'Connell Hearts and thoughts, they fade away.

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

@Patrick Lauer Wasssssuuuup😂

[@theseth455]

I instantly thought about The 1975 and Fall Out Boy in this one. I had a good idea which 1975 one would be on here but for FOB I was like “okay, let’s see which one this is”. Great pick from an incredible album!

[@lisandroxiii5031]

When I thought of a long- titled song I liked was Fall Out Boys's "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)". I could've just picked "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" but that one had more of a long name. I thought you'll pick the tittle track from From Under The Cork Tree: "Our Lawer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued". But defenitely "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)" won. From Panic! At The Disco you could've just chosen "Lying It's The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Take Her Clothes Off". However, "There's A Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" it's the longest. On KZbin all songs appeared with the whole tittle but this one. But easily every song on A Fever You Can't Swet Out would've been right. And yeah "I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It" by The 1975 was an easy pick. Edit: This should've not been as long as it's.

[@neranerak]

when i saw fall out boy in the thumbnail i thought of "i slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was this stupid song written about me" but... let's be honest, almost all songs of that album are long as hell lmao

[@jlstump849]

I bought Fever on cd 2 years ago and listened to it in my moms car nonstop for the next few months (I was in love with the album). My parents had this weird rule where I wasn’t allowed to bring cd cases into the car so I didn’t know the titles.

[@jlstump849]

Jack Morrow there was a backseat stereo with a headphone jack.

[@iliketrains3495]

Fever by whom?

[@jlstump849]

I Like Trains Ryan! At The Ross

[@iliketrains3495]

Oh I thought you meant the Bullet For My Valentine album at first but now I get it

[@floe3722]

A band called "Mew" has an album with the title: No more stories are told today, i'm sorry they washed away, no more stories, the world is grey, i'm tired let's wash away. It's a great album btw.

[@octavianblackthorn5106]

The 1975: I like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it Patrick Stump: You look good in the morning, and you don't even know it

[@andreea7485]

I'm gonna predict that the panic one is "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" or "there is a reason these tables are numberd honey you just haven't think of it yet"

[@JillyMaysHere]

Don Caballero - "In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" Sufjan Stevens - "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

[@jesuschrist03]

What

[@coco_rthritis6462]

Not really related, but Don Caballero is an amazing band.

[@lilsk8rboi121]

"Minor Keys Haunt Me In My Sleep But Sometimes To Keep Your Time You've Gotta Be Scared Awake And Sometimes The Best Feelings Are The Scariest" - Skreaming Skeletons. It's not yet released but he plays it live. He said he wanted to make a song title longer than a Panic! At The Disco one.

[@ElectivusMcgnagna]

They provided the paint to the picture perfect masterpiece that you will paint on the insides of your eyelids - streetlight manifesto

[@MicktendoIsBest]

“you be the anchor...” is an amazing song

[@jakerboss3534]

You forgot the Stars on 45 medley. Medley: Intro “Venus”/Sugar Sugar/No Reply/I Want You Back/Drive My Car/Do You Want To Know a Secret/We Can Work It Out/I Should Have Known Better/Nowhere Man/You’re Going to Lose That Girl/Stars on 45

[@yepyep1281]

The Smiths have many songs with long titles "stop me if you think you've heard this one before" "a rush and a push and the land is ours"

[@kimackerman2183]

Almost every Fall Out Boy song ever XD

[@penieweenieselenie7435]

Dann #1 is loooooong. It’s so long I had to pause the video to read it. And I thought Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So That We Would Not Get Sued was long (I doubt that’s the actual name)

[@alexanderbrisbois2099]

There’s a long song title from Blue Öyster Cult called “The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein’s Castle in Weisseria”. 73 characters, which is not too shabby.

[@xennyboi3876]

“If You Can’t Ride Two Horses At Once, You Should Get Out Of The Circus” by asking Alexandria

[@petergotbored9306]

Pet Symmetry have a song called "A Detailed And Poetic Physical Threat To The Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment" so I think that would be pretty high up on here lol

[@CalmTony]

It’s even worse when it’s a song that has multiple versions and it says “Live” or “Remastered” or something else like that written at the end.

[@ssyyddnneeyy55350]

I’m so happy you put “get busy living…” on here, it’s one of my favorite songs by fall out boy

[@gamernationalism5641]

"You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat" - Death Grips

[@StevenLuttrell41109]

All of Fall Out Boy’s From Under the Corktree had some long ones on it like “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Be Sued” or A Perfect Circle’s “Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the Wardrum”

[@josephmullenberg4205]

You be the anchor... I thought had to be on here. I freaking love that song, and it's always the one I think of for long song titles.

[@GalexieReed]

Fun fact: the longest song title is 97 words long.

[@lukemawhinney7036]

You Know When The Trojans Got That Horse And They Were All "Yeah This Is Totally A Gift" Thats How Sure I Am - by Panucci’s Pizza is a personal favourite of mine

[@alex.mp4831]

fall out boy was my first thought before i even saw the thumbnail, haha

[@ng3933]

First thing that comes to mind is Sufjan Stevens Illinois

[@tinypizza4278]

I wouldn't be surprised if Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by Panic! At the disco was considered at one point

[@SoWasWieEinFan]

There is also the less well known Boris Album "Black: Implication Flooding" with Keiji Haino which has songs titled "Offer It All Up, Our Madness, That Will Be Crushed on This Land That Has Come to Be Called Chaos Unzipped", "From the Distance, With Their Own Gentle Eyes Always Fixed on Us, They Are Affectionately Gazing at the Black: Implication Flooding" and "Don't Be Cheated by the Oozing Silt from Both of the Accuser and the Accused Which Is Always There, Saying 'Something Have to Be Done'". Those 3 songs are actually back to back on that album.

[@reesespieces22]

Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Mayday Parade?

[@reesespieces22]

Yes! All three made the list!

[@ejenplitobarces]

I know some others: -"The Greatest Man that Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn)" by Weezer -"I Had a Dream I was Falling Through a Hole in the Ozone Layer" by Deee-Lite -"(You're) Safe in Your Sleep (From This Girl)" by My Bloody Valentine Some are not insanely long but still difficult to remember imo :/

[@vismaea9033]

Normally the first song that comes to me when I think of long song titles, is "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy, And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"

[@spirittheyvevanished3286]

“Nothing that has happened so far has been anything we could control” - Tame Impala for Part 2. Great Song! Also, “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict” - Pink Floyd

[@cassandralovell2253]

Im not surprised by the fob

[@hannahjoy333.]

*sees fall out boy* Oh this is for real

[@SoWasWieEinFan]

When I read that Video title my mind went straight to Pink Floyd's "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" off of the Ummagumma Album

[@francisknives2099]

by Pet Symmetry: “Please Don’t Tell My Father I Used His 1996 Honda Civic To Destroy The Town Of Willowgrove, Pennsylvania in 2002” “A Detailed and Poetic Threat To The Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment”

[@amogus3199]

Was waiting for someone to mention these

[@zenonella]

It’s so hard for me to type these songs into the search bar because I keep forgetting the song. By fall out boy

[@jimmyfrfr8275]

Where’s “you might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it’s your leopard pillbox hat” by Death Grips?

[@quentinbringthenumetalchil5125]

*Any type of post-hardcore or screamo song from the Myspace era.* For example, Motionless in White's, Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any More Emo, We Go and Pull a Stunt Like This...

[@Undead45433]

"The Distance Between You and Me is Longer Than the Title of This Song" by Canadian Softball was the first that came to mind

[@Robdeltonie]

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued... That’s the first song that came to mind when seeing the title of this video! But that doesn’t compare to songs that are too long to fit in a KZbin title!?!? Great list as always!!

[@saas9997]

There's also Voltaire's "Riding a black unicorn down the side side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children", from the album with the same name.

[@theeggmcwaffle2594]

What about “You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for, it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat” by Death Grips

[@jayverti]

Consider: All of Sufjan's Come On, Feel The Illinoise! Album

[@wendyharrington3495]

Primitive Radio Gods' song" Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand"

[@ospero7681]

One that springs to my mind (and sorry if this is already on here, I didn't want to go digging through 500+ comments) has the added benefit of being in German: "Ich will mein Leben lang üben, dich so zu lieben, wie ich dich lieben will, wenn du gehst" by Wir sind Helden. (The title translates to "All my life, I want to practice loving you the way I want to love you when you go".)

[@josephkrebaum7502]

Sounds like Mayday Parade are huge fans of Calvin and Hobbes.

[@anthonyrosenthal3674]

Here’s a long-ass song title from Mr. Sufjan Stevens: The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!’

[@DucciVinci]

5 of the 7 bands on the list were just too obvious I guess :) Honorable mention goes to "Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell" by The Offspring - I was sort of expecting that one on the list^^ I'm still curious where that one came from since they normally have short and often quite generic song titles.

[@artvjon]

It’s not even that long tho compared to the others lol

[@yaboinosferatu3603]

If albums counted we'd definitely see bmth's "There is a hell believe me I've seen it there is a heaven let's keep it a secret."

[@vampcatproducer]

I had a feeling it was gonna be Get Busy Living. Another checkpoint for early FOB vs Late FOB, is Pete screaming at one point?

[@TenaciousJoe24]

What happens if I cant check my Myspace when we get there- attack attack!

[@jorgeschannel1447]

*patd & fob are included* i should've expected this

[@zeonell9747]

Challenge accepted: "Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children". That's the name of the song, and the album where it comes from by dark cabaret singer and songwriter Aurelio Voltaire. You should listen to him, especially with Halloween approaching, he has a lot of fun songs about ghouls, being gothic, and spookiness in general.

[@ColtMagyar]

"I've Got Ten Friends And A Crowbar That Says You Ain't Gonna Do Jack" by Underoath

[@lukasmurmann625]

"Crippling self doubt and a general lack of self confidence" and "hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it" are my favourite long titles

[@vikiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

When I think about long song titles I always think about _'You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat'_ by Death Grips

[@stevelait3125]

first thing that comes to my mind is panic at the disco

[@natalie_rose2861]

This video talks about songs from 3 of my favorite albums! A Lesson In Romantics, AFYCSO, From Under The Cork Tree. I was actually surprised you've never reviewed ALIR before. I know this is old but it would be awesome if someday you did a throwback review of Is A Real Boy! I've never heard it but it's been on my albums to check out list for over a year.

[@leandroperroni]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

[@thereverse-flash9942]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave and Grooving with a Pict

[@brandievan2678]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS! but I think the song has to be good to be on the list, it also has to be a song............but I still love pink Floyd 😁

[@kellywayman4303]

I knew Fall Out Boy would make it on the list

[@J.U.N.K.official]

"The politics of: "holy shit I just cut my hand on a broken bottle" " by Johnny Hobo and the freight trains,😌

[@yourdedede0]

"The Hardest Part is Forgiving Those You Swore You Would Never Forget" - Being as an Ocean

[@antftwx]

Was hoping to see Saves the Day's "The Vast Spoils of America (From the Badlands Through the Ocean)" on the list. Really good track.

[@samuelkim1827]

i have one= "Some people just quit, others keep trying but there's no point of trying if one not may progress slightly"

[@micahle2406]

Death Grips - You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat

[@dogybark]

I know it’s a Death Grips song so meme me all you want, but they got a song named “You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat” and it’s a banger

[@lostCoyoteofMA]

One that comes to mind is "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand" by Primitive Radio Gods

[@hooptyhoop7862]

“Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out It Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me.” - The Chariot

[@ConvincingPeople]

Personally, the two artists who spring to mind when it comes to preposterously long and often bizarre song titles are Sufjan Stevens during his Michigan/Illinois period, which is self-explanatory if you know either of those albums, and the Japanese noise-rock legend Keiji Haino, who apparently takes a lot of his titles from Classical Japanese and Early Modern English poetry.

[@ah7389]

*there's a good reason these titles are so long honey, I just haven't thought of it yet*

[@papajohn1820]

What about “A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment” by pet symmetry (at 127!)

[@papajohn1820]

Or “Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002” also by pet symmetry (119 characters!)

[@DiegoAmateur]

Cover artwork of the album is a photo of Chris McClure-a close friend of the band, frontman of The Violet May and brother of Jon McClure of Reverend and The Makers-taken in the early hours of the morning in Korova bar, Liverpool[17] after the band had given him, his cousin and his best friend "seventy quid to spend on a night out". -wikipedia's article in whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not.

[@yearnpill]

How about ‘Neonatalimpalionecrophiliation’ by Infant Annihilator or ‘The Kingdom Sitteth Lonely Beneath Thine Hollowed Heavens’ by Infant Annihilator?

[@abaddone_]

Patrick's looking good in the thumbnail tho, damn