The Most Pathetic Channel on YouTube

N&A Productions, the worst channel on KZbin. At this point, his videos are not even cringy, they are just sad..
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[@pants7461]

He called plankton “the little pickle thing”… his name is literally what he is

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Lol

[@kermitdefrog2570]

@@Silver_wind_1987_ hahahahah

[@flashee6831]

wait he is? I thought he was a green cockroach

[@stanco4ever]

To be fair, English is his second language. I don't know when people normally learn the word plankton but it must be low down on the priority list. That said, this guy is still horrible

[@tommypemberton3400]

Lmao

[@alonelychocolatebar1954]

I miss 10 minutes 8 seconds ago, when I didn't know this dude existed.

[@azrailazmi5753]

Why is this me?

[@sebb915]

@@azrailazmi5753 ??

[@bgaming2297]

@@sebb915 He's basically saying "same".

[@theisgood0]

I’m laughing quite hard at this comment. I wish I could go back now.

[@TheKiteboy100]

i missed a year ago when i had no idea this genre even existed

[@ospreyphil8995]

“He’s on his way to my house! With a BURGER!” There it is. The least threatening sentence in all of humanity

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

But you don't understand! He doesn't WANT a burger!

[@SoCalJellybean]

This is what I say while anxiously pacing my living room after ordering Uber Eats…

[@Gooong]

yeah but that burger might have CRAB MEAT! which we humans never eat!

[@rydiggydawg3166]

If that burger is cooked medium-well or higher, then I would be deathly afraid of that burger.

[@aperson2056]

*When you didn’t realize that you ordered UberEats*:

[@pilotpetrov3855]

This guy has perfected the art of "jingling keys" in front of children to make them mistake it for entertainment because they don't know any better. Everything he does is loud and abnoxious and full of fake energy. Alright, guys?!

[@zanderhussey242]

The beginning of his videos are like when you need to write a 5 page essay and dont know what to put

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear zan

[@kickless7776]

Zander that picture is horrifying am actually going to have nightmares

[@leomith4328]

@@AxxLAfriku Lmaoo what in the cringe, pal~😂💀

[@graph1cer]

😂😂🤣

[@ColdSalt99]

@@AxxLAfriku Shut up bot

[@janekzdunek124]

I wish that Mr. Krabs really visited his house and ended our suffering

[@Naru_VT]

Same here dude. Same here

[@sapuhjingeb4598]

Same

[@Palexite]

Lmao, same.

[@asackboyplush6508]

Pretty sure he feels the same

[@MirodahROVANIIK]

You can literally see the pain in his eyes of making this trash content for so long

[@anesidora3084]

I was staring at his eyes and i cant imagine more dead eyes on a living person.

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

@MuMMiFieD hmmm bruh

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

@MuMMiFieD why are you so pathetic? Hating people for no reason.... damn

[@leviyoung3348]

My guy, the fact that he is still on KZbin is insane.

[@superguy1192]

Yuh. It’s literally one of the most impressive achievements I’ve ever witnessed. Over 3 million subscribers for THIS on a constant loop happening every day. If anything I respect this.

[@remaks3929]

@Thomas Stahl his channel isn’t alive😂😂

[@potato6436]

@Thomas Stahl you just said he was alive tho

[@slyxb34st]

@@potato6436 he's not pulling the views he used to get

[@theguywhoasked94]

Fr

[@imokay3193]

The fact his being doing the same thing for so many years actually flabbergasts me

[@justnamedjoy]

Probably one of my favorite words

[@drewr1680]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYPRgaptZ7ushLM

[@shark4508]

He actually has fans that get offended when some "hater" is attacking their clickbait god

[@starguy877]

Tryna scrap for views basically

[@error-xxx1049]

Shrek?

[@vitoreo_347]

just imagine him taking the raw footage talking to an empty hallway asking out for sponegob and mr krabs as an adult

[@imanassole9421]

*Watches .5 seconds of this guy's intro *Rubs both temples while sighing

[@Mario-ll4sb]

Every time I hear about this guy I feel my brain cells dying.

[@mayokage-9279]

Fax bruv… *bro my braincells decay so quick to the point where I can’t even say Facts and Bruh right…*

[@Mario-ll4sb]

@@mayokage-9279 Yo some people get paid to extract information out of people if they ever brought that guy just at mere sight I would immediately start talking hearing him is a real torture.

[@drewr1680]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYPRgaptZ7ushLM

[@matanwestreich4714]

same

[@crow5228]

Dieing

[@dustinbryant9586]

“It’s time for a dance party?!” “Okay…..” “If you say so.” An absolute BANGER of a quote. 😂

[@isaak5615]

@Savetion Ⅸ im sorry, what? what the actual fuck did you just say

[@mkpoop]

@@isaak5615 just ignore him

[@IzDaKid]

How does August have less subscribers than this N and a guy 😂

[@bendrowned8506]

@@isaak5615 what’d they say?

[@mkpoop]

@@bendrowned8506 they were making fun of jacksepticeyes dad

[@tommyb1088]

my theory is that he's just high off his ass on shrooms and filming it, and then his editor is trying the best he can to guess what this guy was hallucinating about and edit that in to the video.

[@Ameliabones687]

Shrooms? Nah. Seems more like cocaine to me

[@LucarioDXAuraStorm]

Drinking game: Take a shot each time you hear him say "Alright guys?"

[@ChristianIce]

What a sad life, I kinda pity the kid.

[@bananathebread4678]

Yeah I feel like he’s really sad on the inside

[@deathsagaXX]

@@bananathebread4678 making that trash everyday maybe, but then again he's probably thinking "these idiots are actually watching this trash, and I'm making bank? Oh well"

[@alastair9486]

a sad life when your last post is 6 months ago

[@The-toaster-strudel]

U say he needs pity I am a pity magnet streaming on twitch for months playing fortnite and trying to get views and only have 3 followers

[@Fireflyorange]

why? I don't understand why people think he's so pathetic. ya the videos are lame but so what lots of lame people making videos this isnt special

[@bobbybirb7148]

The Fidget spinner earrape is irreversible…

[@jojoyayathereal]

Yep

[@averagebrownie2491]

@thx is this a new meme I don’t know?

[@kingevx6425]

@@averagebrownie2491 he's trying to spread his religion without being able to get banned, you should report him.

[@RealGodfromheaven]

Just reported that guy

[@averagebrownie2491]

@@kingevx6425 oh ok

[@Nystika]

He has Grown an Mustache and a Beard and Still dissapointing his parents

[@donovancampbell4084]

“It’s 3am”, yet he’s sitting in front of a window in the middle of daylight🤣

[@chickenlord11maximumcarnag82]

I feel like the youtuber was like frozen in a cryogenic chamber in 2017 and he woke up thinking that dabbing and 3 am stuff is still a thing in 2021. Or he just completely lost it during lockdown

[@RazyrDiarmait]

I think insanity is what happened to him. Never watched this idiocy, but if his other content is like this, yikes.

[@RVIC_Union_Metamorphosis2023]

The fact that n&A productions has more subs than August makes me question about humanity.

[@crow5228]

Uhh pretty simple tho

[@kaden7074]

@Choices .?.?.???

[@deathsagaXX]

@@crow5228 kids and idiots, more of them than there are normal ppls I guess

[@crystalwings4520]

Or even DJ Cook (he's also exposing this guy like twice before, and yeah, N&A is the worst)

[@splenced7091]

He used to be popular and gained a bunch of subs but now it’s just a dead channel with a bunch of subs. He hardly gets above 75k views per vid now

[@KristophM]

I've never heard someone say "alright guys" so many times while screaming at me.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

The fact that N&A's 3AM Challenge that still hasn't changed to these days actually outlived some of the channels that made commentary videos years ago about his content is really surreal.

[@WabiSabiDX]

Him: "How did they get in?" Uhhh..didn't you open the door for them in the first place?

[@RazyrDiarmait]

This is what happens when you've gone insane.

[@something3813]

This video can be explained in one word, “Wow”.

[@tonisomeone4331]

Actually it's "drugs"

[@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly]

@@tonisomeone4331 pretty sure he’s on them

[@tonisomeone4331]

@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly yeah that's a possibility

[@Kill3r12341]

“Bruh”

[@SharkyFX-tt4mt]

Owen Wilson would be proud my friend

[@brenscott5416]

I genuinely don't understand how these people can keep doing this and not lose brain cells. Also I really feel bad for the neighbours of these 3am channels

[@renangeek47]

You making a lot of assumptions here :v

[@brenscott5416]

@@renangeek47 it takes a special kind of stupid to do this shit

[@cabilao3220]

I don’t think he had any brain cells to begin with.

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Who’s to say he didn’t just change the device time to 3 AM while recording at… any normal time?

[@tylerallen2614]

8:17 “they’re actually my house right now”

[@jennyneon]

N&A Productions probably stands for Negative&Abysmal Productions, or N/A Productions.

[@Anonymous-mc7ux]

Not Anything Productions

[@squirtle3744]

@Savetion Ⅸ what

[@Tazkd]

69 likes for the memes

[@graph1cer]

. . . . 😂🤣

[@realpersonishere]

@Savetion Ⅸ Don't feed the troll guys

[@hourglasss2263]

I honestly feel bad for him. I wish him a more successful and joyful life.

[@jesuschrist1817]

Same

[@minatozakisana185]

why?

[@mondiraramlogan4599]

@@jesuschrist1817 yeah

[@cade377]

I think describing that as "Pathetic" is being extremely nice.

[@Keeguwu]

August watches these videos with us so I don't have to mess up my KZbin Algorithm, what a legend.

[@ThinkTheoryOfficial]

me reads title: "The Most Pathetic Channel on KZbin" me: he found. he found my channel

[@NoGory]

Oof

[@TheHeliosProject8]

Mine would be "brand new and failing channel"

[@giantandomniscientlevitati8969]

Dont be so mean to urself

[@JimboniumF]

Oof that's an F

[@apples4704]

nah urs is actually good

[@typryor2227]

It triggers me how he says “3 AM in the morning”. Just use one or the other! Not both!

[@shark4508]

its probably 10 pm at the time he is recording this

[@lmao7744]

The tautology is strong with this one

[@EatMyAxe69]

Lol

[@EatMyAxe69]

I couldn't notice when he said it because of his scream

[@graph1cer]

Me too😭😭

[@Awesomechairman]

He’s that one kid who fully never grew up and actually did anything with his life

[@anotherHelldiver]

Love how it goes from the dude questioning if the formula is crab meat to a black screen,then to an old spice commercial

[@LudosErgoSum]

What's up with all KZbinrs getting into boxing? It's soon about time August gets an MMA-bout with N&A Productions.

[@zebootytickler15]

😭

[@incredibleflameboy]

It's only the ones with a punchable face that go into boxing.

[@originalname8415]

He looks like the type of guy that tries to help you surf but has never done it before

[@a1v18]

Totally

[@ryangeiger3274]

8:35 I literally heard "Alright Guys" 5 times in the span of 10 seconds

[@Aringka]

sounds like a desperate attempt to keep his channel alive and bring in more subs, and he's not even trying at this point, i guess this goes into that strange part of youtube

[@airbus350ulr]

Locks himself in his room *THIS IS GETTING INTENSE*

[@snekhuman]

i think “a little pickle” is actually quite an accurate description of plankton

[@Aprilbrainz]

"What do you do for a living?" N&A: " I don't want to talk about it"

[@MissM_PsychCrime]

Aside from how tragic this guy is, I'm seriously worried for this world when people are still watching this garbage. I'm so glad I have not come across this guy before Mr Ducks intro, and I will rapidly forget him!

[@BoBarrison]

Me: *Reads the title* “DHAR MAN” Also me: *looks at the thumbnail and remembers the 2 hour video I watched this morning* “oh right”

[@WillF1980]

You see….. I see what you did there…

[@RussianSpy4632]

I may have too

[@theisgood0]

DHar man is changing the world one video at a time. Lol hahahahahaha

[@dababyvr2336]

omg i saw this dude i actually lost about a million brain cells

[@cipri123wr]

3:48, me dances🥳 Everyone else: Bruh, bruh, BRUH!!! Me: 🥺🔫

[@cipri123wr]

Jk jk lol. I feel I nearly died watching this.

[@tutuzyn2007]

I lost 1 million brain cells that I didnt even had :D Now I have -92827266 Brain Cella :DD

[@shuk0rina444]

i truly cannot imagine waking up every morning just 2 do these types of videos. i don’t understand how he hasn’t snapped yet

[@SaherRocket]

“Insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over again expecting change” - Vass

[@Steve-sd7wk]

Everytime he says "3am in the morning" I can feel my brain redundantly dying.

[@thisisacharacternobodylike7958]

I can’t believe that I used to watch his videos when I was little and the only reason I stopped watching him was because he never showed the phone number of the character he was calling💀

[@not_Tamb0]

F

[@lucid111]

F

[@KingOfStuipd]

F F F F-

[@Alex-uq1el]

It’s kind of hard for me to even feel bad for N&A productions after all the fake gift card giveaways *and* his 3AM video on Etika.

[@froggings]

I litterly had to turn down my volume by 50% when he started dancing. My guy, making you content louder does not make it better.

[@CelestineNight]

Ah, N&A Production, as mr moist critikal once put it. “He’s an amazing KZbinr for how consist he is.” That’s it though

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

Critikal? “Ok, if you say so”

[@greensandgrass]

It’s critical not that u misspelled

[@CelestineNight]

@@greensandgrass ??? His username is spelled with a k I know that critical is normally spelled with 2 c’s but his username has a k instead of a c

[@greensandgrass]

@@CelestineNight oh ok

[@Aeolous1]

@@CelestineNight consistent*

[@OneTwoFive0]

He should do “if I can slice my head off, with this bladed fidget spinner. You must subscribe”

[@bigspikydinosaur8140]

1:42 his bell rings are louder then a fucking tank shooting

[@simonsays3063]

Im happy that he clarified that it was 3am in the morning. As opposed to 3am in the afternoon. 😕

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

In the intro he’s Wide-eyed, forgets to blink for a minute staring at the camera, expecting someone to cheer him on, while expressing a grin that echos the painful shell of a man. If anything I hope this guy doesn’t show up in my closet at 3AM.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

get an ar15

[@tasmeenbaker9912]

I've watched him before when I was 12 and I always thought his vids were fake. They never scared me, Idk how people were convinced by them, unless they were little kids.

[@ivToadd]

Take a shot every time he says “alright,” or “guys.” But make sure you have enough money for the medical bill.

[@liathecatlover780]

or maybe a water you will not dehydrated and drunk

[@mattmattmatt8984]

August The Duck is a revolutionary super hero fighting "stupid" every day. That snazzy suit, and orange bill combo is a force unmatched. Minus the suit, and that's his secret identity. Clever.

[@airbus350ulr]

Just watching 10 seconds of this and i’m already sure i’ve clicked the wrong video

[@vantdarkness247]

@Not RickRoll 👇 2 an ad saved me from being rickrolled, if u wanna rickroll someone, use a rickroll link from a channel under 4k subs since they cant have ads,try it next time :)

[@drewr1680]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYPRgaptZ7ushLM

[@vantdarkness247]

Don't click any links in the comment section, their prob rickrolls

[@ehe5419]

@@vantdarkness247 probably some random links like wisdom songs that i kept running into when tapping links

[@vantdarkness247]

@@ehe5419 I said probably, that doesn't mean its 100% a rickroll, im not taking any chances, I got ptsd from getting rickrolled

[@giantandomniscientlevitati8969]

Me: *Seeing 264 likes and no dislikes* Also me: PERFECTLY BALANCED AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE

[@drewr1680]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYPRgaptZ7ushLM

[@hunterz2453]

420 likes 😉

[@arries8215]

Sadly it now has 5 dislikes 😔

[@giantandomniscientlevitati8969]

😭😭

[@creepyguy2198]

5 B)

[@michaelurdad1892]

1:35 Mr.Squidward is that you?

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I love whenever all the characters he calls comes over to kill him, all they ever do is poke their heads out the corner, stare at him and then disappear never to be seen again. Cheap "jump scare" if you ask me. At least make Mr. Krabs say, "Yer de secret fermulair ag aga ga ga ag gag." And then sprint at him full speed from the end of the hallway that'll be at least something.

[@Isit_dav]

He is the guy that causes my depression every time I hear about this Intellectual I feel my brain cells just slowly fade away

[@cipri123wr]

This seems legit, don't know what you on about. Like I just got off the phone to friggin Putin, asking him if he could F***IN send serval nukes to this guys house!!!! But anyways, how's your day been😇

[@acoustic_.]

@@cipri123wr bad, somebody sent several nukes to my house

[@lonewolf7379]

What about Jaystation?

[@weirdtuxrainbow5208]

@@lonewolf7379 we don't mention him

[@ElysetheEevee]

The only thing I heard after the first minute of his video were the deafening screams of my brain cells dying in the most horrific ways possible. I think I might have one left. I hear some whimpering but at this point I'm not sure if that's my brain cell or if it's me.

[@PerkyHedgewitch]

I have never understood channels aimed at children where the host spends almost the whole time screaming. Even when I was super young I couldn't stand it. Maybe they're trying to hype kids up and get them excited for the video? I also hated shows where the hosts were clearly patronizing/exaggerating their lines and acting like the viewer (me) was too dense to pick it up. A great example of that is right in this video; the over-excited, clearly hammed up" *GASP* Oh my GOD you guys, Mr. Krabs is here! *GASP* Oh my GOD you guys, where did he go? *GASP* OH my GOD guys, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are inside my house AND I'M SO SCARED!" It's just so ridiculously over the top, it's not even a "so bad it's good" situation, it's just bad.

[@cursorthesecond]

the fact that he's still verified genuinely concerns me. did youtube never notice this when all verified youtubers that didn't upload for 2 weeks immediately got unverified? smfh

[@princessbanana4625]

On a side note I feel like he was once bald and beardless, opened a portal into some point in time, grabbed the nearest persons hair and put it on himself.

[@Hoxgene]

that's funny

[@armaanhabib8448]

Not even 30 seconds in and my eardrums have bled

[@kingdc8906]

The first part of the call was literally an episode of spongebob

[@kiebahow442]

My lag in cod has more action than mr Krabs

[@Admiral45-10]

I always found making child content very ,,risky" - on the one hand, you get famous (and maybe even rich) pretty fast and easy, for the expense of your dignity, but on the other hand, you're completely depedent on fate of KZbin's algorythm - once you get canceled, there's noone to help you.

[@andy-floriplay-time7366]

Dont forget that his Kids will eventualul grow up and move on.

[@aethertoast4320]

@@andy-floriplay-time7366 you forget though that more kids also grow from toddlers into your target audience. It really is about how long you can keep it up without swallowing the barrel.

[@YesIAmDavid]

His hair changed sides so many times I think it’s sentient Also this is really sad… the video was, according to august, 8 minutes long. Somehow those 8 minutes were the emptiest 8 minutes I’ve ever spent in my life

[@ho-leesheet5923]

Hes lowkey handsome🥰

[@sbarner6639]

The first ding was perfectly timed with me turning on a light and it scared me to the core

[@Maddified.]

Imagine staying with this guy and he’s awake at 3am saying weird stuff like “Mr Krabs?!”

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I'd promptly hop in the car and go home. (gotta stop by McDonald's first)

[@RPG-Dad]

Never heard of this guy... thanks for running my memories from this day forward.

[@calciumknight6157]

Holy crap uploaded one minute ago, I’ve never been this early, but it’s always a good day when The duck man uploads!

[@graph1cer]

Yep

[@memine7046]

Sounds just like all the scam calls I get about "auto insurance". Or my "student loan".

[@Dinkeycheesemustard]

5:17 he is in granny’s house

[@mayatheduck6682]

This is the most boring 3 am channel I have ever seen.

[@NoGory]

Agreed

[@airbus350ulr]

Youve not even watched the entire vid

[@Resinoval]

What happened to “maya balch”?

[@mayatheduck6682]

@@airbus350ulr I get to watch before they are posted

[@airbus350ulr]

Oh ok

[@thequipster4114]

He was speaking so fast i thought he said “it’s a bomb” and i immediately thought to myself, “Finally, the sweet release of death”

[@FreightTrainShane]

I've been shamelessly binge watching your videos for the past few days, you seem to be the perfect mix of moist critikal and diesel patches. Good shit my dude

[@Trenton-om9qs]

This channel is probably more directed at kids but everytime i see this guy my brain starts to hurt

[@vheinrichxiii]

Just lost the last bit of faith in humanity I didnt know I had

[@Gaming2DMX]

I’m starting to think he doesn’t do this for KZbin I’m starting to think he’s lonely so he just pretends there is people in his house with him.

[@Tal_Spotting]

Do you know who else turns into a monster at 3:00 am? Everyone that is still awake

[@angeliasalah4271]

Almost every character in SpongeBob is named after what they are. Plankton, Mr. KRABs, SPONGEbob, Patrick STAR, SQUIDward, etc. Sandy isn't, but they do call her a squirrel in the show.

[@StarWarsJay]

You should feature Mike Zeroh. He’s a real slime ball and says the same stuff multiple times a day.

[@CR-vn5op]

You kinda have to feel bad imagine being locked in this content unable to change out of fear of losing your financial security

[@ettaoudianas6748]

Ikr

[@TheSpaghetti46]

Press f to pay respects to my dead wifi so dead that it takes 5 minutes to load 30 seconds of a video

[@dswabey]

"3am in the morning" is a tautology that grates on my nerves

[@Jiu-Jitsu-Robot]

“Mr crabs” - Funny that “mr crabs” also has an Indian accent. By the way, it’s clear these West Indian guys think that “alright guys” is the best possible thing to say.

[@cipri123wr]

I think the only thing I can agree on here is, thay Mr Crabs looks good. Like daum, you seem dose vids about Mr crabs lol😭🤣🤣

[@sikeLAWps]

I read somewhere that he is iranian

[@Jiu-Jitsu-Robot]

@@sikeLAWps this is kind of a fill in the blanks type deal. It really doesn’t matter where he’s from - the point is the same.

[@theunknownguy265]

He is afgani

[@proudexmuslim2354]

@@theunknownguy265 He is moroccan

[@Stefanox36]

I like the "3 AM in the morning" part that he keeps repeating, as if there is any other kind of 3 AM. Can he Facetime someone at 3 AM in the afternoon every once in a while for a change?

[@Euphoric_R]

"At 3am in the morning" thanks for clarifying, I wasn't sure if you were calling Mr crabs at 3am in the morning or 3am in the night...

[@JasonGuitarHand]

This man's tattoos would make even the joker cry...

[@jsaesthetics5189]

Calling this man pathetic, that’s just a complement.

[@DNMEBOY]

Some one mislead this guy when they told him he had good ideas, could act, and that his videos were good. No one needs friends like that.

[@DarkAssasin261]

Imagine a girl asks this guy what he does and he shows her this… the silence would be sickening huh

[@Gdog-hm7or]

Every one of N&A videos is so similar that I had to check the post date of this video to make sure that I was watching a current video