Grocery bag man is almost there Hes so close to ONE HUNDRED MILL!!!!
@supremerl68433 жыл бұрын
Yes
@1tzL1t3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kittyprisoner30573 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks man
@kallmejack62153 жыл бұрын
Oi
@xlSw1ftBlad3lx3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he's having a tantrum but being quiet so his parents don't ground him.
@Blackatchaproduction3 жыл бұрын
the quiet storm
@SxSxG6663 жыл бұрын
Haha made me laugh 😂
@Everythingastronomy3 жыл бұрын
ex fucking actly
@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether3 жыл бұрын
It’s like when you want to scream but you don’t want your parents to hear so you scream into a pillow Also, Celeb Casted, watch your language. Jk, I don’t mind but still… you’ve got to think of the children sometimes
@Please...Just....Dont.3 жыл бұрын
So fucking true-
@mayatheduck66823 жыл бұрын
Does he not understand that he is now a commentary channel?
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
shhh, don’t try and use logic around him, it’s a waste of time
@xNico08x3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck lol
@janekzdunek1243 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan would have something to say about that
@khrosentoshiro27113 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck yes he is
@silashurd35973 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck ok, got it👍
@peachypufff2 жыл бұрын
august really out here creating an enemies to lovers plot 💀
@MrTrollman59 ай бұрын
Enemies to frenemies with benefits when.
@c0nn0r_xox8 ай бұрын
grocery bag boy~
@Miku_Miku_BEAMMMMMM5 ай бұрын
Nah fr. 😭💀
@mineblox23133 жыл бұрын
It's funny that he said "I'm gonna expose all these scum *bags* " Considering he has a bag on his head
@S_98293 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna expose all these scum bags" haha he said Bags haha he's gonna expose himself
@MitsuriKanroji----3 жыл бұрын
Hez just gonna expose himself by he has a bag lol
@jedideahchitsora66503 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I see what you did there
@TheresARatInYourHair2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I said lol
@cartoonmaster24012 жыл бұрын
Irony at it's finest.
@saffron54453 жыл бұрын
The fact he has a bag on his head makes him wrong automatically.
@yeety12083 жыл бұрын
@thx 4
@E-v-i-l-c3 жыл бұрын
Very much so
@jellis96183 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Hat does not say “Pope Hat”, all commentary invalid.
@water83553 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a trash bag at the tumbnail
@kaden70743 жыл бұрын
@thx ???
@vtuton3 жыл бұрын
August's passive aggressiveness is just terrifying
@MuntingSeason3 жыл бұрын
Orange
@Winters7833 жыл бұрын
fr like he would win in a 2v1 insult battle
@beomgyusthighsofsteel66512 жыл бұрын
hmmmm, D-man knows that G-boy just needs some duck lovin'....
@hercxd9152 жыл бұрын
dude his insults are fucking amazing
@Your_M0M6692 жыл бұрын
and that's why i try to gather friends like him for protection
@magpie006 Жыл бұрын
I think you handled the situation as well as can be expected. You came expecting a fight and left offering a light bulb.
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
That's more than most people would have done. August is good people.
@rylanasher47569 ай бұрын
All confrontations should end with amicable light bulb sharing.
@dibble13313 жыл бұрын
He wears a bag on his head and calls himself “grocery bag man” Nuff said.
@payday_allday57533 жыл бұрын
when he hits 1k subs he’ll evolve into a recyclable bag MAN. edit: this comment was so stupid, what happened?
@predexusalortain43403 жыл бұрын
😆
@golden64853 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@skunkwood33643 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lonewretch3 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for wheelie bin man.. oO
@Emil.233 жыл бұрын
@Mack Sharky And then at 10K subs he will evolved into a Trash Can
@kieranslate46803 жыл бұрын
I like how he refuses to call him a man but refers to him as “boy”
@cipri123wr3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he would feel if he found out I have a big reusable bag.
@PhantomGato-v-2 жыл бұрын
August is literally younger than him lol
@PawsAnimations2 жыл бұрын
@@PhantomGato-v- what?? Really??
@PhantomGato-v-2 жыл бұрын
@@PawsAnimations ye he is August is like 19 if I remember correctly
@ritapoitra284 Жыл бұрын
He is acting like a boy
@isaiahwhite09235 ай бұрын
7:49 “uhmmm… grocery bag boy? you there? omg did i just indirectly kill somebody?” PLEASE LMAOO 💀
@itzecholocation18323 жыл бұрын
“Does somebody got a little crush? Are you lashing out because you know you can’t have me?” PLEASE 😭💀💀💀💀
@hotyoda62703 жыл бұрын
He said it in the video you don’t have to repeat again in a comment
@madnad3603 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I had to pause for a while! 🤣
@clad31333 жыл бұрын
@@hotyoda6270 xd
@summonersriftgarbage44263 жыл бұрын
@@hotyoda6270 Eggs dee
@RealGodfromheaven3 жыл бұрын
@@summonersriftgarbage4426 Eags dea
@quentinweidle55502 жыл бұрын
Wow. August is usually so neutral. It's kinda amusing seeing him taking such aggressive and humorous jabs
@scovver9267 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious
@ImagineExisting-il4qp Жыл бұрын
Grocery bag boy x August the duck. It’s coming. That crush comment will always be there.
@ThePepsiCat10 ай бұрын
@@ImagineExisting-il4qp What is this man serious??? Like the entire channel
@feraltaco47839 ай бұрын
Our duck is the goat. Bag boy needs to get ahold of himself.
@V1_ULTRAKILL35359 ай бұрын
@@feraltaco4783a duck is a goat?
@cosmicdarkmatter11283 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like a wannabe discount villain from a children's cartoon... But, Trashbag Man is sadly too pitiful for a worthy arch Nemesis...
@dream__soda79003 жыл бұрын
He's the villains henchman. 😂
@selectivenuisance98763 жыл бұрын
He is a villains henchmans substitute secretary. He is literally trash.
@micahjones14513 жыл бұрын
Trashbag Man could be a decent villain of the week. Maybe on Captain Planet?
@warmac882 жыл бұрын
@@micahjones1451 lol
@Tombomb49822 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing like his origin story would be a commentator commented on his video and his parents died to an unrelated incident so he blamed the commentator’s and here we are today with Trashbag man the most powerful villain in all history.
@sornalakshmij7504 Жыл бұрын
AugustTheDuck you are genuinely terrifying! The way you can maintain the anger and stay monotonous while spitting roasts is terrifying!
@sornalakshmij7504 Жыл бұрын
Sorry it sounds annoying
@OGCalicant Жыл бұрын
@@sornalakshmij7504No it doesn’t :)
@JosieEeVee9 ай бұрын
lol honestly its more terrifying if he made a video bout yourself :) well never happened to me but imagine
@harpoftheancients42483 жыл бұрын
"I have never felt the touch of a woman and my parent's are still asking me when I'm going to move out" Damn, that's raw. But what's more raw is that the end count is more times than Dio monologues and says that only 3 seconds has passed.
@GoranDaily3 жыл бұрын
Even longer than yoshikage kiras copypasta
@BrettonMaps3 жыл бұрын
DIO monologues in stopped time?
@GoranDaily3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettonMaps *gets jazz to start playing jotaros theme*
@bradonhoover30023 жыл бұрын
It makes all the more sense then that he wants august but can't have him
@MizzenMC3 жыл бұрын
@@bradonhoover3002 and "no one will watch all 2 hours of that video" actually, i watched the whole thing, -twice to be exact.
@T_ROTTER3 жыл бұрын
the fact this guy has to take a deep breath after every sentence is hilarious.
@theironrubberduck3 жыл бұрын
He probably never went for a run at least once in his life
@yourfriendlyneighborhooddo72103 жыл бұрын
me have
@ospreyphil89953 жыл бұрын
I mean he wears a plastic bag on his head all the time
@IanlikesCards3 жыл бұрын
“Are you Lashing out because you can’t have me” - August The Duck
@ahstinfixsnhc97653 жыл бұрын
That fact angers me late at night as well lmao
@Memesdotcom3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@The_Omen7173 жыл бұрын
Lo
@The_Omen7173 жыл бұрын
@thx ayo what that
@Tsito0963 жыл бұрын
Jeez i literally passed out when he say That
@Andarielle.N7 Жыл бұрын
This is a good example of what a lack of oxygen can do to a human.
@feraltaco47838 ай бұрын
Especially when it's extended and repeated.
@Urfavleo215 ай бұрын
Fr
@moralles-l7b4 ай бұрын
it seems...satire
@sentientlegoman65502 жыл бұрын
"My lights won't turn on!" Glad to know you'd rather waste your time calling out commentary channels than pay your electricity bills
@ninjafrog69662 жыл бұрын
Priorities
@down-like-the-tower2 жыл бұрын
XD
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
No electricity but managed to find enough power to record this meltdown. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@ritapoitra284 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention begging people for money. Pretending to pass out. Then blaming other people for it, the funny thing about pointing fingers at others their are always three fingers pointing back at yourself
@shannond1511 Жыл бұрын
When you’re poor, suddenly everything you say and do becomes “shouldn’t you be paying your bills instead? I do t think that’s right
@milospk73473 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a new august the duck video
@The_Omen7173 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@hotyoda62703 жыл бұрын
You’re going off topic just like everybody
@Alphfla3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@balloon9703 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Alphfla3 жыл бұрын
@thx dude stop spamming some random video in all the comments
@brianwelton36513 жыл бұрын
This guy tried calling you out and had a mental breakdown about his life. KZbin is a strange place.
@Nikita_Yudin_V3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@mophead62973 жыл бұрын
M U L T I T A S K
@hawaiiskylineandelevators41153 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, very true
@warmac882 жыл бұрын
Yep
@_Mushroom_boy_2 жыл бұрын
August: *is called August* Grocery bag baby: "No."
@spookedkiddo65342 жыл бұрын
i like how august shows concern towards him, while also being passive aggressive
@lettucemeatsometime51593 жыл бұрын
Lets keep in mind that he recorded this and rewatched it and said “I’m posting this”
@lettucemeatsometime51593 жыл бұрын
@jmonster097 I didn’t mean august I meant the kid
@SxSxG6663 жыл бұрын
Not having the slightest hint of self respect is a good quality for starting a big internet career.
@portoguy51593 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he didn't rewatch it, he just recorded and posted it right after.
@overratedzae2353 жыл бұрын
As buzz light year would say, “what a sad strange little man”
@RealGodfromheaven3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he would
@bobzthabarbarian3 жыл бұрын
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere" would also fit very well.
@overratedzae2353 жыл бұрын
@@bobzthabarbarian oh my god why didn’t I think of that 😂😂😂
@thequickchef49093 жыл бұрын
@@bobzthabarbarian Hahahaha
@bobzthabarbarian3 жыл бұрын
@@overratedzae235 yours was used well too lol
@AngelPantoja-un1em7 ай бұрын
“HEY GUYS ITS GROCERY BAG BOY I HAVE NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN” Dang that was a W roast
@a_t_thegamer37122 жыл бұрын
Transformation from regular grocery bag man to The Incredible Grocery Bag Man starts: 6:57 Transformation slows down: 7:01 Transformation fails due to grocery bag leaving its host: 7:03 Grocery bag fights back causing the host to gain brain damage: 7:07 Grocery bag absorbs the hosts soul: 7:37 Grocery bag fails to keep soul absorbed: 8:03
@48y224l Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@bagelcats Жыл бұрын
useful i am doing a study on insane youtubers and i believe this is where the virus started
@PASSARU11 ай бұрын
The best pokemon battle i ever seen
@damronartrlc72058 ай бұрын
Insanely on-point lol
@feraltaco47838 ай бұрын
*More brain damage. 🤣
@AbbleOfPine3 жыл бұрын
Love how he’s quietly yelling so he sounds angry and gets his point across but doesn’t say it loud enough his parents can hear. That leaves me to wonder though, how many times has his parents walked in on him doing this or how many times did they hear him though the door and walk away disappointed and confused
@tahzai20253 жыл бұрын
I bet you his parents are at the door listening in
@RobinMask3 жыл бұрын
Go join his discord and it says he is not
@Jade-vl2pi3 жыл бұрын
The name grocery bag man makes him sound like he's a villain from Captain Planet
@animevforvendetta98123 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy8 ай бұрын
Reminded me more like the toiletnator from code name kids next door in terms of comedic proportions. . .
@MrAwesomedude9610 ай бұрын
Been watching August for several years and just saw this video in my recommended 😂 thought I was in some kind of weird ass dream at first... grocery bag man is like that one person you're talking to in a dream that both looks like and says the most random shit, making your brain finally start to question reality
@christineburon60905 ай бұрын
no same
@mandawins023 жыл бұрын
"August the duck because its August right now" ah yes you should have been with us last month when his name was JulyTheDuck 😂
@janhaisenko50613 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited about September the duck
@jimybobjim3 жыл бұрын
That’d be a good April fools
@bendrowned85063 жыл бұрын
@@janhaisenko5061 dont forget octobertheduck
@gunznblades35473 жыл бұрын
We all know our favorite is DecemberTheDuck causing he quacks in Christmas spirit :D
@SalemsRising3 жыл бұрын
@@gunznblades3547 oh boy, when that comes around, grocery bag boy’ll be *quacking* in his boots.
@Jediwinner3 жыл бұрын
August does have a kinda dull voice but that’s why I like it he’s like “hey guys look at the dumb person do dumb thing.”
@pedestrian64023 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just wanted to comment the same thing. I think his voice is great and just fits perfectly for the channel.
@Vader44993 жыл бұрын
It's like cr1tikal
@ewanweaver5403 жыл бұрын
It sounds so sarcastic when it needs to be, it’s the perfect voice for this
@rafatwardoch59923 жыл бұрын
@@ewanweaver540 not only sarcastic, but also he sounds smart. Combine that with the fact that he's funny (and smart) and it's just perfect.
@ElmoPlayss3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I get why people might find his voice annoying but I find it so funny that his voice is so serious while still having 9000+ humor. I love it!
@bluedynamics61913 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to talk about how his grocery bag hat looks like a oversized shower cap? LOL
@Ehhhh.h3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking turban
@animatedalex6193 жыл бұрын
Thought it was a pillow
@henrykaulroloz45573 жыл бұрын
LMAO I THOUGHT HE WAS WEARING A WHITE GARBAGE BAG
@theanimalcrossingmillipede25923 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of diaper. Old person diaper.
@techcenter16965 ай бұрын
“Don’t bottle up your feelings grocery bag boy” 💀💀😭
@viksaru10193 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t believe someone that has a grocery bag on his head
@Kaiden_Cortez3 жыл бұрын
It’s not that I would believe them rather than trust them
@evieyorisou25863 жыл бұрын
He is wearing it wrong
@smolpotatosquad90013 жыл бұрын
August does have a more relaxed voice than others… but that’s what I like about this channel! It’s so chill ❤️❤️
@ericpitman89303 жыл бұрын
Me to
@projektred3633 жыл бұрын
His comments makes a lot of sense too
@chx_0023 жыл бұрын
Yes very chill
@logandsouza62733 жыл бұрын
His chill voice and demeanor just adds to the comedy.
@oldeskoolnana75433 жыл бұрын
And he's so funny.
@sovereignshark3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely like his "uncaring, and unfeelingness" voice, like saying something funny with a straight voice makes it even funnier (only works with August's voice sorry guys)
@AlexGarcia-kn9be3 жыл бұрын
Lol same, gives me the Squidward vibe👌😂
@chickengod98853 жыл бұрын
He's like chills but more funny and has a deeper voice.
@TheBlackConservativeMan3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@calebpoley93773 жыл бұрын
works with charlie's voice too
@donthidefrommeh53743 жыл бұрын
yeah he is kinda good at this
@BirdboyGaming110 ай бұрын
I love when AugustTheDuck starts insulting people in his casual voice, it's pure comedy. Also this is the most savage I've seen you go on someone, I love it!
@igotahookedaddwhilewatchin11818 күн бұрын
I also love the duck
@thequickchef49093 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so genuinely angry at August. I almost feel bad for him.
@cipri123wr3 жыл бұрын
Ya imagine how he'd feel if he found out I use a reusable bag.
@40KoopasWereHere2 жыл бұрын
"Genuinely"? This guy's as try-hard fake as it gets.
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being that mad about nothing.
@TheReZisTLust Жыл бұрын
Iv never seen someone so genuinely make a comment
@owenweisenberger21563 жыл бұрын
When the discord moderator finds out kitten doesn’t love him back
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot3 жыл бұрын
Lmao beluga
@imbored10853 жыл бұрын
YES
@Dgi4zhotsxnofw3 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend
@aieza87673 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are another man of _Beluga._
@Csonradkaa3 жыл бұрын
Blegua
@The_Marvelist Жыл бұрын
4:10 AugustTheDuck: -saying that about my last Dhar Mann video, it doesn’t really work. Also AugustTheDuck: *proceeds to make 50 more Dhar Mann videos*
@bowseryoutuber38819 ай бұрын
Not that August cares what Grocery Bag Boy thinks
@Rosiewolfie239 ай бұрын
because dhar mann is always posting a new wack video worse than the last🤣
@Rosiewolfie239 ай бұрын
i quite honestly believe August won't stop making Dhar Mann videos until Dhar Mann stops making ridiculous videos that make no sense (which probably wont happen) So its like a continuous loop haha 😅
@8ullred3 жыл бұрын
He's got a point, your voice does sound monotone. But the thing is, that's what gives you your charm. Your monotone voice along with the hilarious things you say is just perfect XD
@polarbear48303 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@vvonslaughtvv97053 жыл бұрын
It's acoustic deadpan
@splenced70913 жыл бұрын
I totally agree, it’s one of my favorite parts about his vids.
@haveagoodday20253 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for these people rather than feeling like they're stupid. They really could do better with their lives, the disappointment his parents might feel..
@Onlyonelifeforall3 жыл бұрын
My mindset is if I was raised and born with his life I would of ended up like this guy the human mindset wants to be accepted by the people around and the norm when they don't feel accepted by society they end up going crazy and that's how mental health starts like this man he had no friends and no one likes him when he was young and his parents probably gave up on him and left him with this so he's stuck in this loop for the rest of his life tell someone accepts him into there lives and help him get out of this state of mind
@haveagoodday20253 жыл бұрын
@@Onlyonelifeforall yea I get it, such a waste and shame. Hope he gets better
@Onlyonelifeforall3 жыл бұрын
@@haveagoodday2025 yeah I don't look at murders or insane people as bad people I look at them as confused and needed help when they were young and never got it so they ended up becoming what they are now
@Admiral45-103 жыл бұрын
They're wasting their youth for cringe.
@zkeepr3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's fake
@your_vr_kid32043 жыл бұрын
He’s calling august a scum bag when he has a bag on top of his head😭😭
@Dancemoms_isthebes3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ryan_694203 жыл бұрын
then he goes on to complain about how he can’t afford food and he can’t pay his bills
@4thDT3 жыл бұрын
@@ryan_69420 "darn, why can't I get stuff for free!?" Lol
@your_vr_kid32043 жыл бұрын
@@ryan_69420 right lol 😭😭
@JordynC19942 жыл бұрын
As someone new to posting on KZbin, seeing what some youtubers devolve into is terrifying. I may need to come back and watch this again when I start to feel unhinged, just to remind myself what I don't want to be 🤣
@justinpowell31743 жыл бұрын
"Is it morally okay to make fun of this guy?" Holy Moses. I giggled about that for a solid ten minutes. Thank you. 🤣😂🤣
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Same. 😂 😂 😂
@poptart97293 жыл бұрын
I like how the garbage man says that no one will ever watch the last Darr man video all the way through when I got 3 bags of takkis and a can of soda and a blanket to sit through it and watch it lol
@nicholasnewlin11383 жыл бұрын
August: From the Latin word "Augustus." Augustus meaning "venerable." Venerable meaning, "a great deal of respect because of age, character, or wisdom." I'd say the name fits quite well.
@asurasyn3 жыл бұрын
Duck: From the Latin for "qvack". Qvack: Meaning "quack". Yup. Fits.
@nameiszombie78543 жыл бұрын
Respectful quack
@thatlittlemonstrosity3 жыл бұрын
He just picked the fact that his name is August. My mom’s name is May, so what, she has a stupid name too? Because there is a month with her name?
@nicholasnewlin11383 жыл бұрын
@@thatlittlemonstrosity I figured that was why he picked it.
@thebrainless13 жыл бұрын
@@asurasyn quack, meaning crazy or insane
@lab_leo8 Жыл бұрын
3:20 bro that doesnt sound like august, that sounds like charlie (penguinz0) However charlie manages to make it more alive somehow
@Albirbthethird3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to feel sorry for him. His life is so miserable. I hope he gets professional help. Even if it was satire.
@ceneesepitcher89223 жыл бұрын
We talking bout August or the grocery bag?
@doctoreggman73083 жыл бұрын
August the Duck logic: (Person 1) makes a video about how bad (person 2)'s videos are, therefore (person 1) secretly loves (person 2), but (person 2) doesn't love them back. Person 1: Grocery Bag Boy Person 2: August the Duck Grocery Bag Boy makes a video about how bad August the Duck's videos are, therefore Grocery Bag Boy secretly loves August the Duck, but August the Duck doesn't love them back. Using the same "logic" Person 1: August the Duck Person 2: Dhar Mann August the Duck makes a video about how bad Dhar Mann's videos are, therefore August the Duck secretly loves Dhar Mann, but Dhar Mann doesn't love them back. Actually August the Duck made multiple anti-dhar Mann videos, not just one. Perhaps August the Duck is secretly in love with cringe Mann, and projecting it onto Grocery Bag Boy. Cringe Mann either isn't gay, or is gay but still doesn't like August the Duck. 3:40 The 2.5 hour Dhar Mann video is stupid. August the Duck is milking that topic by combining the Dhar Mann videos into one to get one last video out of the topic. Also, if you combine 10ish minutes videos into a 2.5 hour video, there should be timestamps. You could have just added the videos to the Dhar Mann playlist, because I think there's some Dhar Mann vids on the channel that aren't in that playlist.
@kanchichatterjee21543 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 oh boy, an august the duck hater. Wonder how bad this is gonna be
@kanchichatterjee21543 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 im pretty sure that the part where you stated all the stuff about person 1 and 2 not liking each other, is just him being sarcastic lol
@kanchichatterjee21543 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 bro what are you even thinking 😂 that sounds worse than the random conspiracy theories you see on Facebook
@goodlockerzhack3 жыл бұрын
The fact that August gives attention to small channels like this one and use them to have more than a hundred thousand views makes me think that August is actually helping this guy get more views (from haters) but still views. I think this guy should be secretly worshipping August for helping him out.
@changedjamin Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@owenweisenberger21563 жыл бұрын
How do people record themselves doing this and say to themselves “ah yes this is exactly what I want all of KZbin to see”
@TheProfessor9363 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I can't comprehend any of the KZbinrs recording themselves while conversing with the camera. Can you picture Matt, from Demolition Ranch, alone in the middle of the woods, having a conversation with his camera, and a homosexual mannequin named Cooter? It takes someone with a special kind of brain to get themselves to do this.
@mattchaos56923 жыл бұрын
I remember back in the day, many channels ago, I used to record terrible stuff like this and upload it. The reason I did all that, is because I uploaded it right away. I was still full of the energy/excitement high I put towards the video, this gave me an illusion that what I did was, in my own words, "god damn brilliant". You often see this with videos like the one shown; no planning, ranting, picking up the camera and moving about, zero editing, person who looks old enough to know what they should be doing but has less tech knowledge than a toddler born in 2015 and finally a bland gimmick.
@misterpimlott63303 жыл бұрын
Mcjuggernuggets😂😂
@asurasyn3 жыл бұрын
"If I do something weird enough, people will think I'm random and like me!"
@Quietu Жыл бұрын
Solid move helping out his channel. Quite charitable of you, August. Grocery Bag Man (Bagman would have been so much better given it’s double meaning towards his type of channel), if you make it to 1000 subs, you owe it to this duck right here.
@njt26563 жыл бұрын
The fact that Pancho and August are the only 2 commentators I watch, makes this video even better
@useryay893 жыл бұрын
yeah me too lol
@pssyalperdna3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@danko58663 жыл бұрын
There's another channel named "Xenoshot" that is quite famous too
@truckstopburrito10483 жыл бұрын
Watch J the Aubrey
@suburbiaisnice Жыл бұрын
@@truckstopburrito1048he peaked when he had his lego channel
@magicalmrspeedgaming79153 жыл бұрын
He has had at least 54 temper tantrums in that video. Dude at least go to anger management class or at the very least try to keep your anger under check.
@quinn25423 жыл бұрын
Different people deal with depression differently, this person just decides to have seizures with a bag on his head and cry on KZbin, that's all :)
@GingyPreston9 ай бұрын
Bro is the most Disney ahh villain I think august has covered
@obi-juanquesobi40273 жыл бұрын
Says “You’re avatar looks like the Aflac duck” doesn’t realize that anyone would be lucky to look half as good as the Aflac duck
@SkyStalker09243 жыл бұрын
For real dude he looks like a ripoff shitty Finn from Adventure Time💀
@silly_eevee3 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂
@asurasyn3 жыл бұрын
Let alone that walking duck outro be lookin like Shuba Duck!
@aidanbaxter82503 жыл бұрын
true simply true
@necvox7433 жыл бұрын
He's obviously a troll I'm pretty sure.
@leaveittokorcid2 жыл бұрын
august 🤣 the punch lines and dry sarcasm i love it ,make this type a series. on a side note i hope Oscar the grouch gets in a better mind set
@mrbanbanana32073 жыл бұрын
He is saying ur name is bad when his name is grocery man and he wears a grocery bag and his acting is worse than dhar man LOL
@nolosabrasnunca96272 жыл бұрын
Okay, not even 5 minutes in, August wins, it’s not even a competition
@Only1Left3 жыл бұрын
1:38 When August got closer to the mic I almost spit out my drink
@myst._.ical.2 жыл бұрын
Same 😭🧋
@creatureconnor3 жыл бұрын
5:56 The way he says "Grocery bag boy" here gets me every time!
@sen.armstrong52392 жыл бұрын
For a second after he passed out i almost thought he was going to say: “society has made me this way”
@Technologytunes105 ай бұрын
7:05 I’m sorry but him saying “MY GROCERY BAG!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!11” was absolutely hilarious
@Antonio_Martinez3 жыл бұрын
What Grocery Bag Boy said: “You assholes” What subtitles thought he said: “You apples” Man I love the auto generated subtitles. It’s like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re gonna get. Also I think that bag is messing with his brain cells.
@johngancarcik56823 жыл бұрын
Those things are a gift
@shh40623 жыл бұрын
Forest Gump vibed
@samholdsworth42011 ай бұрын
Life is not like a box of chocolates because then you would actually know what youre getting!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
@calvinthecool14403 жыл бұрын
the fact that this guy doesn't even realize that August is a name makes him wrong
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot3 жыл бұрын
Maybe August’s real name is Augustus idk lol
@TheGnarlyPigeon3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot maybe, but August is a real name
@s0lastsummer73 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot I think August is named August 🤭
@thejzztrumpet3 жыл бұрын
@@s0lastsummer7 ok
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot3 жыл бұрын
@@s0lastsummer7 lol maybe I don’t follow his social media so it probably is I’ve just seen his KZbin
@MrDrPatrick3 жыл бұрын
His parents must be so proud
@greatestwarlord22583 жыл бұрын
They probably already know about this
@kardona_32 жыл бұрын
I would be. Such a good young man.
@LadyVenus125 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@thestubear11 ай бұрын
Of their other children. Pretty sure he shat himself at 7:37.
@_._._._lilith_._._._46582 жыл бұрын
Listening to august go off at him was just top tier. 😂😂
@saffron54453 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the legendary "Cometary Crusade".
@thecheesydill3 жыл бұрын
Jojo stone ocean
@dyr2343 жыл бұрын
Aflec xD
@drypasta3 жыл бұрын
JOJO REFERENCE
@harpoftheancients42483 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Commentary Crusaders, where we see Jobag Groceriystar, as he goes to find the man who is slowly killing his grocery back mother with his grandfather, a guy who licks grocery bag earrings, some guy who pokes holes in things with a sword, and some friend of his grandfather's.
@hansha83683 жыл бұрын
ASSEMBLE THE JOBROS!!! We have a long way ahead of us. We will march until there are NO commentary channels on yt, twitch, mixer, you name it
@matts84453 жыл бұрын
He's gonna look back on this in like 8 years and wish he hadn't bothered.
@seraph47153 жыл бұрын
"I can't afford anything anymore." Do a job application, help out a local shop. Join the military... actually don't do that you'll probably cry the moment you see a drill sergeant.
@Raymo2u3 жыл бұрын
Actually if you've checked into the military recently....he'd fit right in now...
@seraph47153 жыл бұрын
@@Raymo2u Fair enough.
@Tinyfurball3 жыл бұрын
Men these days don't want to be Men.
@VenomIsHere63 жыл бұрын
@@Tinyfurball Most men aren't men anymore. In today's world, women are more manly than most men.
@springsnapped54353 жыл бұрын
@@VenomIsHere6 Legit
@Limonade01 Жыл бұрын
7:38 Bro transformed into his final form😂
@larliebug2 жыл бұрын
5:45 my sister just started giggling and pointed at the screen... apparently there wasn't even a light bulb T^T
@foramoreperfectamerica84903 жыл бұрын
Hey Grocery Bag Man, January, April, May, June and August are also names. They aren't just months of the year.
@banditcod73603 жыл бұрын
If your name is January grocery bag man is the least of your issues
@gelodan44663 жыл бұрын
Ngl ...never heard any one with the name january ...all the others yes but January shouldnt have made this list 🤣
@jj_cars993 жыл бұрын
July is also a name
@foramoreperfectamerica84903 жыл бұрын
@@gelodan4466 Actress January Jones begs to differ.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin3 жыл бұрын
November’s a name, too. If the parents reallllly hate their kid. 🤣
@kellyconnelly14293 жыл бұрын
Omg, apart from how hilarious the duck is, the voice is the other main reason I subscribed and watch every video! And I'm a bit worried for grocery bag boy's mental health... McDonald's is always hiring bro. Or does he need an exorcism?
@TheBritishDragong2 жыл бұрын
AN EXORCISMNIAIDHFAJ 💀
@3XP3XP3XP Жыл бұрын
honestly he sounded constipated 90% of the video
@scottywright7173 жыл бұрын
He sounded like it was trying to guilt people into giving him free money the saddest thing ive seen in a while
@erikaguilar46243 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that why he did it he doesn't want to work so he wants handouts that so stupid and on the off chance that he is struggling that sucks maybe he'll get help maybe he won't it all depends on him and how much effort he willing to put into it but from what I saw he making himself bad
@lilletrille18922 жыл бұрын
Like the trash bag on his head doesn't convey what kind of person he is...🤮 Also curious about the no electricity with light in his home and enough juice to be filming and editing 🤣
@needskin81443 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, it's like being in Elementary school again...
@jwisegaming433 жыл бұрын
“You made a two and a half hour video why nobody is going to watch that video threw.” Literally my first thought: wait there’s a two and a half hour video? I want to watch it
@itsmefrog7843 жыл бұрын
I already have
@artCharles2 ай бұрын
I love how he talks about the hour-long Dhar Mann video as if it was a separate video, and wasn't just a compilation of August's previous videos on Dhar Mann
@Tro20093 жыл бұрын
7:39 I thought this guy was trying to take a dump but he couldn’t for the life of him
@that_trans_shark29903 жыл бұрын
i chocked on a piece of bread reading this XD
@Waking12 жыл бұрын
nice ride the lightning profile picture
@Voidemage3 жыл бұрын
Im a bit confused.. He called the commentary people "scum bags" when he's wearing a bag.
@cassiusking92803 ай бұрын
Scum bags are inferior to grocery bags, duh
@1972RoyBoy3 жыл бұрын
"Let the hate in your heart dissipate, all you have to do is ask" Crying laughing at the.. "And subscribe"
@djpon-38022 жыл бұрын
3:50 Nobody gonna watch that? I've seen it like 20 times and it's still funny as hell
@theduoinc3 жыл бұрын
He sounded like a 7 year old raging 😂😂😂
@derpplays3533 жыл бұрын
Wait i thought he was one…
@I.Am.Dragun873 жыл бұрын
Grocery bag head dude: "No one is going to watch that whole Video" Me, who watched all 2 1/2 hrs of it: 😐😑😐 what am I, a cockroach?
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS3 жыл бұрын
If bedbugs are in beds, so cockroach...
@not_even_known_yet31673 жыл бұрын
No you are a Duck, a Part of the great Duck Empire.
@I.Am.Dragun873 жыл бұрын
@@not_even_known_yet3167 Yeah, but being a duck is a good thing *shrugs*
@not_even_known_yet31673 жыл бұрын
@@I.Am.Dragun87 I never said being an Duck was bad. I think to be Part of Augusts Duck Army is an honor.
@I.Am.Dragun873 жыл бұрын
@@not_even_known_yet3167 Very true. Plus, if I think about it, grocery bag man would probably classify it as a bad thing so it's a double win!
@stonedpikafart56883 жыл бұрын
For the whole video, I was hoping that grocery bag man yelled “IT’S ADVENTURE TIME” to a poor yellow dog
@2010-g8n5 ай бұрын
He sounds like one of those cartoon villains who desperately wants to be seen as the hero’s nemesis but is to pathetic that the hero can’t take him seriously
@FaceBrick3 жыл бұрын
"THIS KID WANTS ME OFF KZbin" Grogery bag man being 37 yrs old: hello there my fellow kids
@Liv_10253 жыл бұрын
He’s 37 but he acts like a smol child.
@FaceBrick3 жыл бұрын
@@Liv_1025 fax
@void60482 жыл бұрын
7:45 My god I haven't laughed that hard in a while, glad I subbed XD
@nailstrabbit48952 жыл бұрын
children confronting their bully on tv: "IM NOT SCARED ANYMORE!" how it goes in real life: 6:51
@GingyPreston9 ай бұрын
8:11 As august would say: um, I think it was the grocery bag on you head💀
@whitezombie102 жыл бұрын
You didn't even have to destroy this guy, he destroyed himself
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't have done a better job even if he'd jumped into a bonfire.
@purplefrog9619 Жыл бұрын
real
@Spiralredd11 ай бұрын
"you can't recover from social suicide" -Greg heffley
@voz37043 жыл бұрын
I never knew Finn the Human had so much anger inside him.
@TheLepke20113 жыл бұрын
Well, he seems like a well adjusted young man.
@OtcheR_Ай бұрын
1:35, I'd like to believe that there was a cut and August was like: _Inhaaaale_ _silently opens up his paper notepad_ _proceeds to hastily read everything he wrote out_ it's so much more fun imaging he was flustered xd
@6StringGamer4203 жыл бұрын
He's just jealous because he's not a duck 😂 he can't handle the amazing content you make
@RealGodfromheaven3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@z304legend3 жыл бұрын
Try not to say amazing content. All august does is take other videos and talk about it. Try saying "he's jealous because he has a way better personality and humor then August." But saying amazing content is a stretch.
@Liv_10253 жыл бұрын
@@z304legend cuz he’s a commentary channel, he talks about stuff, comments about it, given the name, commentary channel ;-;