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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

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@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 3 жыл бұрын
rent free
@kidchasedbygoose8852
@kidchasedbygoose8852 3 жыл бұрын
Grocery bag man is almost there Hes so close to ONE HUNDRED MILL!!!!
@supremerl6843
@supremerl6843 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@1tzL1t
@1tzL1t 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kittyprisoner3057
@kittyprisoner3057 3 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks man
@kallmejack6215
@kallmejack6215 3 жыл бұрын
Oi
@xlSw1ftBlad3lx
@xlSw1ftBlad3lx 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he's having a tantrum but being quiet so his parents don't ground him.
@Blackatchaproduction
@Blackatchaproduction 3 жыл бұрын
the quiet storm
@SxSxG666
@SxSxG666 3 жыл бұрын
Haha made me laugh 😂
@Everythingastronomy
@Everythingastronomy 3 жыл бұрын
ex fucking actly
@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether
@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like when you want to scream but you don’t want your parents to hear so you scream into a pillow Also, Celeb Casted, watch your language. Jk, I don’t mind but still… you’ve got to think of the children sometimes
@Please...Just....Dont.
@Please...Just....Dont. 3 жыл бұрын
So fucking true-
@mayatheduck6682
@mayatheduck6682 3 жыл бұрын
Does he not understand that he is now a commentary channel?
@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 3 жыл бұрын
shhh, don’t try and use logic around him, it’s a waste of time
@xNico08x
@xNico08x 3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck lol
@janekzdunek124
@janekzdunek124 3 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan would have something to say about that
@khrosentoshiro2711
@khrosentoshiro2711 3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck yes he is
@silashurd3597
@silashurd3597 3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck ok, got it👍
@peachypufff
@peachypufff 2 жыл бұрын
august really out here creating an enemies to lovers plot 💀
@MrTrollman5
@MrTrollman5 9 ай бұрын
Enemies to frenemies with benefits when.
@c0nn0r_xox
@c0nn0r_xox 8 ай бұрын
grocery bag boy~
@Miku_Miku_BEAMMMMMM
@Miku_Miku_BEAMMMMMM 5 ай бұрын
Nah fr. 😭💀
@mineblox2313
@mineblox2313 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny that he said "I'm gonna expose all these scum *bags* " Considering he has a bag on his head
@S_9829
@S_9829 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna expose all these scum bags" haha he said Bags haha he's gonna expose himself
@MitsuriKanroji----
@MitsuriKanroji---- 3 жыл бұрын
Hez just gonna expose himself by he has a bag lol
@jedideahchitsora6650
@jedideahchitsora6650 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I see what you did there
@TheresARatInYourHair
@TheresARatInYourHair 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I said lol
@cartoonmaster2401
@cartoonmaster2401 2 жыл бұрын
Irony at it's finest.
@saffron5445
@saffron5445 3 жыл бұрын
The fact he has a bag on his head makes him wrong automatically.
@yeety1208
@yeety1208 3 жыл бұрын
@thx 4
@E-v-i-l-c
@E-v-i-l-c 3 жыл бұрын
Very much so
@jellis9618
@jellis9618 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Hat does not say “Pope Hat”, all commentary invalid.
@water8355
@water8355 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a trash bag at the tumbnail
@kaden7074
@kaden7074 3 жыл бұрын
@thx ???
@vtuton
@vtuton 3 жыл бұрын
August's passive aggressiveness is just terrifying
@MuntingSeason
@MuntingSeason 3 жыл бұрын
Orange
@Winters783
@Winters783 3 жыл бұрын
fr like he would win in a 2v1 insult battle
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651 2 жыл бұрын
hmmmm, D-man knows that G-boy just needs some duck lovin'....
@hercxd915
@hercxd915 2 жыл бұрын
dude his insults are fucking amazing
@Your_M0M669
@Your_M0M669 2 жыл бұрын
and that's why i try to gather friends like him for protection
@magpie006
@magpie006 Жыл бұрын
I think you handled the situation as well as can be expected. You came expecting a fight and left offering a light bulb.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
That's more than most people would have done. August is good people.
@rylanasher4756
@rylanasher4756 9 ай бұрын
All confrontations should end with amicable light bulb sharing.
@dibble1331
@dibble1331 3 жыл бұрын
He wears a bag on his head and calls himself “grocery bag man” Nuff said.
@payday_allday5753
@payday_allday5753 3 жыл бұрын
when he hits 1k subs he’ll evolve into a recyclable bag MAN. edit: this comment was so stupid, what happened?
@predexusalortain4340
@predexusalortain4340 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@golden6485
@golden6485 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@skunkwood3364
@skunkwood3364 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lonewretch
@lonewretch 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for wheelie bin man.. oO
@Emil.23
@Emil.23 3 жыл бұрын
@Mack Sharky And then at 10K subs he will evolved into a Trash Can
@kieranslate4680
@kieranslate4680 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he refuses to call him a man but refers to him as “boy”
@cipri123wr
@cipri123wr 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he would feel if he found out I have a big reusable bag.
@PhantomGato-v-
@PhantomGato-v- 2 жыл бұрын
August is literally younger than him lol
@PawsAnimations
@PawsAnimations 2 жыл бұрын
@@PhantomGato-v- what?? Really??
@PhantomGato-v-
@PhantomGato-v- 2 жыл бұрын
@@PawsAnimations ye he is August is like 19 if I remember correctly
@ritapoitra284
@ritapoitra284 Жыл бұрын
He is acting like a boy
@isaiahwhite0923
@isaiahwhite0923 5 ай бұрын
7:49 “uhmmm… grocery bag boy? you there? omg did i just indirectly kill somebody?” PLEASE LMAOO 💀
@itzecholocation1832
@itzecholocation1832 3 жыл бұрын
“Does somebody got a little crush? Are you lashing out because you know you can’t have me?” PLEASE 😭💀💀💀💀
@hotyoda6270
@hotyoda6270 3 жыл бұрын
He said it in the video you don’t have to repeat again in a comment
@madnad360
@madnad360 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I had to pause for a while! 🤣
@clad3133
@clad3133 3 жыл бұрын
@@hotyoda6270 xd
@summonersriftgarbage4426
@summonersriftgarbage4426 3 жыл бұрын
@@hotyoda6270 Eggs dee
@RealGodfromheaven
@RealGodfromheaven 3 жыл бұрын
@@summonersriftgarbage4426 Eags dea
@quentinweidle5550
@quentinweidle5550 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. August is usually so neutral. It's kinda amusing seeing him taking such aggressive and humorous jabs
@scovver9267
@scovver9267 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious
@ImagineExisting-il4qp
@ImagineExisting-il4qp Жыл бұрын
Grocery bag boy x August the duck. It’s coming. That crush comment will always be there.
@ThePepsiCat
@ThePepsiCat 10 ай бұрын
@@ImagineExisting-il4qp What is this man serious??? Like the entire channel
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 9 ай бұрын
Our duck is the goat. Bag boy needs to get ahold of himself.
@V1_ULTRAKILL3535
@V1_ULTRAKILL3535 9 ай бұрын
@@feraltaco4783a duck is a goat?
@cosmicdarkmatter1128
@cosmicdarkmatter1128 3 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like a wannabe discount villain from a children's cartoon... But, Trashbag Man is sadly too pitiful for a worthy arch Nemesis...
@dream__soda7900
@dream__soda7900 3 жыл бұрын
He's the villains henchman. 😂
@selectivenuisance9876
@selectivenuisance9876 3 жыл бұрын
He is a villains henchmans substitute secretary. He is literally trash.
@micahjones1451
@micahjones1451 3 жыл бұрын
Trashbag Man could be a decent villain of the week. Maybe on Captain Planet?
@warmac88
@warmac88 2 жыл бұрын
@@micahjones1451 lol
@Tombomb4982
@Tombomb4982 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing like his origin story would be a commentator commented on his video and his parents died to an unrelated incident so he blamed the commentator’s and here we are today with Trashbag man the most powerful villain in all history.
@sornalakshmij7504
@sornalakshmij7504 Жыл бұрын
AugustTheDuck you are genuinely terrifying! The way you can maintain the anger and stay monotonous while spitting roasts is terrifying!
@sornalakshmij7504
@sornalakshmij7504 Жыл бұрын
Sorry it sounds annoying
@OGCalicant
@OGCalicant Жыл бұрын
@@sornalakshmij7504No it doesn’t :)
@JosieEeVee
@JosieEeVee 9 ай бұрын
lol honestly its more terrifying if he made a video bout yourself :) well never happened to me but imagine
@harpoftheancients4248
@harpoftheancients4248 3 жыл бұрын
"I have never felt the touch of a woman and my parent's are still asking me when I'm going to move out" Damn, that's raw. But what's more raw is that the end count is more times than Dio monologues and says that only 3 seconds has passed.
@GoranDaily
@GoranDaily 3 жыл бұрын
Even longer than yoshikage kiras copypasta
@BrettonMaps
@BrettonMaps 3 жыл бұрын
DIO monologues in stopped time?
@GoranDaily
@GoranDaily 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettonMaps *gets jazz to start playing jotaros theme*
@bradonhoover3002
@bradonhoover3002 3 жыл бұрын
It makes all the more sense then that he wants august but can't have him
@MizzenMC
@MizzenMC 3 жыл бұрын
@@bradonhoover3002 and "no one will watch all 2 hours of that video" actually, i watched the whole thing, -twice to be exact.
@T_ROTTER
@T_ROTTER 3 жыл бұрын
the fact this guy has to take a deep breath after every sentence is hilarious.
@theironrubberduck
@theironrubberduck 3 жыл бұрын
He probably never went for a run at least once in his life
@yourfriendlyneighborhooddo7210
@yourfriendlyneighborhooddo7210 3 жыл бұрын
me have
@ospreyphil8995
@ospreyphil8995 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he wears a plastic bag on his head all the time
@IanlikesCards
@IanlikesCards 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you Lashing out because you can’t have me” - August The Duck
@ahstinfixsnhc9765
@ahstinfixsnhc9765 3 жыл бұрын
That fact angers me late at night as well lmao
@Memesdotcom
@Memesdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@The_Omen717
@The_Omen717 3 жыл бұрын
Lo
@The_Omen717
@The_Omen717 3 жыл бұрын
@thx ayo what that
@Tsito096
@Tsito096 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez i literally passed out when he say That
@Andarielle.N7
@Andarielle.N7 Жыл бұрын
This is a good example of what a lack of oxygen can do to a human.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 8 ай бұрын
Especially when it's extended and repeated.
@Urfavleo21
@Urfavleo21 5 ай бұрын
Fr
@moralles-l7b
@moralles-l7b 4 ай бұрын
it seems...satire
@sentientlegoman6550
@sentientlegoman6550 2 жыл бұрын
"My lights won't turn on!" Glad to know you'd rather waste your time calling out commentary channels than pay your electricity bills
@ninjafrog6966
@ninjafrog6966 2 жыл бұрын
Priorities
@down-like-the-tower
@down-like-the-tower 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
No electricity but managed to find enough power to record this meltdown. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@ritapoitra284
@ritapoitra284 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention begging people for money. Pretending to pass out. Then blaming other people for it, the funny thing about pointing fingers at others their are always three fingers pointing back at yourself
@shannond1511
@shannond1511 Жыл бұрын
When you’re poor, suddenly everything you say and do becomes “shouldn’t you be paying your bills instead? I do t think that’s right
@milospk7347
@milospk7347 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a new august the duck video
@The_Omen717
@The_Omen717 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@hotyoda6270
@hotyoda6270 3 жыл бұрын
You’re going off topic just like everybody
@Alphfla
@Alphfla 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@balloon970
@balloon970 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Alphfla
@Alphfla 3 жыл бұрын
@thx dude stop spamming some random video in all the comments
@brianwelton3651
@brianwelton3651 3 жыл бұрын
This guy tried calling you out and had a mental breakdown about his life. KZbin is a strange place.
@Nikita_Yudin_V
@Nikita_Yudin_V 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@mophead6297
@mophead6297 3 жыл бұрын
M U L T I T A S K
@hawaiiskylineandelevators4115
@hawaiiskylineandelevators4115 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, very true
@warmac88
@warmac88 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@_Mushroom_boy_
@_Mushroom_boy_ 2 жыл бұрын
August: *is called August* Grocery bag baby: "No."
@spookedkiddo6534
@spookedkiddo6534 2 жыл бұрын
i like how august shows concern towards him, while also being passive aggressive
@lettucemeatsometime5159
@lettucemeatsometime5159 3 жыл бұрын
Lets keep in mind that he recorded this and rewatched it and said “I’m posting this”
@lettucemeatsometime5159
@lettucemeatsometime5159 3 жыл бұрын
@jmonster097 I didn’t mean august I meant the kid
@SxSxG666
@SxSxG666 3 жыл бұрын
Not having the slightest hint of self respect is a good quality for starting a big internet career.
@portoguy5159
@portoguy5159 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he didn't rewatch it, he just recorded and posted it right after.
@overratedzae235
@overratedzae235 3 жыл бұрын
As buzz light year would say, “what a sad strange little man”
@RealGodfromheaven
@RealGodfromheaven 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he would
@bobzthabarbarian
@bobzthabarbarian 3 жыл бұрын
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere" would also fit very well.
@overratedzae235
@overratedzae235 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobzthabarbarian oh my god why didn’t I think of that 😂😂😂
@thequickchef4909
@thequickchef4909 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobzthabarbarian Hahahaha
@bobzthabarbarian
@bobzthabarbarian 3 жыл бұрын
@@overratedzae235 yours was used well too lol
@AngelPantoja-un1em
@AngelPantoja-un1em 7 ай бұрын
“HEY GUYS ITS GROCERY BAG BOY I HAVE NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN” Dang that was a W roast
@a_t_thegamer3712
@a_t_thegamer3712 2 жыл бұрын
Transformation from regular grocery bag man to The Incredible Grocery Bag Man starts: 6:57 Transformation slows down: 7:01 Transformation fails due to grocery bag leaving its host: 7:03 Grocery bag fights back causing the host to gain brain damage: 7:07 Grocery bag absorbs the hosts soul: 7:37 Grocery bag fails to keep soul absorbed: 8:03
@48y224l
@48y224l Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@bagelcats
@bagelcats Жыл бұрын
useful i am doing a study on insane youtubers and i believe this is where the virus started
@PASSARU
@PASSARU 11 ай бұрын
The best pokemon battle i ever seen
@damronartrlc7205
@damronartrlc7205 8 ай бұрын
Insanely on-point lol
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 8 ай бұрын
*More brain damage. 🤣
@AbbleOfPine
@AbbleOfPine 3 жыл бұрын
Love how he’s quietly yelling so he sounds angry and gets his point across but doesn’t say it loud enough his parents can hear. That leaves me to wonder though, how many times has his parents walked in on him doing this or how many times did they hear him though the door and walk away disappointed and confused
@tahzai2025
@tahzai2025 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you his parents are at the door listening in
@RobinMask
@RobinMask 3 жыл бұрын
Go join his discord and it says he is not
@Jade-vl2pi
@Jade-vl2pi 3 жыл бұрын
The name grocery bag man makes him sound like he's a villain from Captain Planet
@animevforvendetta9812
@animevforvendetta9812 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 8 ай бұрын
Reminded me more like the toiletnator from code name kids next door in terms of comedic proportions. . .
@MrAwesomedude96
@MrAwesomedude96 10 ай бұрын
Been watching August for several years and just saw this video in my recommended 😂 thought I was in some kind of weird ass dream at first... grocery bag man is like that one person you're talking to in a dream that both looks like and says the most random shit, making your brain finally start to question reality
@christineburon6090
@christineburon6090 5 ай бұрын
no same
@mandawins02
@mandawins02 3 жыл бұрын
"August the duck because its August right now" ah yes you should have been with us last month when his name was JulyTheDuck 😂
@janhaisenko5061
@janhaisenko5061 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited about September the duck
@jimybobjim
@jimybobjim 3 жыл бұрын
That’d be a good April fools
@bendrowned8506
@bendrowned8506 3 жыл бұрын
@@janhaisenko5061 dont forget octobertheduck
@gunznblades3547
@gunznblades3547 3 жыл бұрын
We all know our favorite is DecemberTheDuck causing he quacks in Christmas spirit :D
@SalemsRising
@SalemsRising 3 жыл бұрын
@@gunznblades3547 oh boy, when that comes around, grocery bag boy’ll be *quacking* in his boots.
@Jediwinner
@Jediwinner 3 жыл бұрын
August does have a kinda dull voice but that’s why I like it he’s like “hey guys look at the dumb person do dumb thing.”
@pedestrian6402
@pedestrian6402 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just wanted to comment the same thing. I think his voice is great and just fits perfectly for the channel.
@Vader4499
@Vader4499 3 жыл бұрын
It's like cr1tikal
@ewanweaver540
@ewanweaver540 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds so sarcastic when it needs to be, it’s the perfect voice for this
@rafatwardoch5992
@rafatwardoch5992 3 жыл бұрын
@@ewanweaver540 not only sarcastic, but also he sounds smart. Combine that with the fact that he's funny (and smart) and it's just perfect.
@ElmoPlayss
@ElmoPlayss 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I get why people might find his voice annoying but I find it so funny that his voice is so serious while still having 9000+ humor. I love it!
@bluedynamics6191
@bluedynamics6191 3 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to talk about how his grocery bag hat looks like a oversized shower cap? LOL
@Ehhhh.h
@Ehhhh.h 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking turban
@animatedalex619
@animatedalex619 3 жыл бұрын
Thought it was a pillow
@henrykaulroloz4557
@henrykaulroloz4557 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I THOUGHT HE WAS WEARING A WHITE GARBAGE BAG
@theanimalcrossingmillipede2592
@theanimalcrossingmillipede2592 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of diaper. Old person diaper.
@techcenter1696
@techcenter1696 5 ай бұрын
“Don’t bottle up your feelings grocery bag boy” 💀💀😭
@viksaru1019
@viksaru1019 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t believe someone that has a grocery bag on his head
@Kaiden_Cortez
@Kaiden_Cortez 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not that I would believe them rather than trust them
@evieyorisou2586
@evieyorisou2586 3 жыл бұрын
He is wearing it wrong
@smolpotatosquad9001
@smolpotatosquad9001 3 жыл бұрын
August does have a more relaxed voice than others… but that’s what I like about this channel! It’s so chill ❤️❤️
@ericpitman8930
@ericpitman8930 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@projektred363
@projektred363 3 жыл бұрын
His comments makes a lot of sense too
@chx_002
@chx_002 3 жыл бұрын
Yes very chill
@logandsouza6273
@logandsouza6273 3 жыл бұрын
His chill voice and demeanor just adds to the comedy.
@oldeskoolnana7543
@oldeskoolnana7543 3 жыл бұрын
And he's so funny.
@sovereignshark
@sovereignshark 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely like his "uncaring, and unfeelingness" voice, like saying something funny with a straight voice makes it even funnier (only works with August's voice sorry guys)
@AlexGarcia-kn9be
@AlexGarcia-kn9be 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same, gives me the Squidward vibe👌😂
@chickengod9885
@chickengod9885 3 жыл бұрын
He's like chills but more funny and has a deeper voice.
@TheBlackConservativeMan
@TheBlackConservativeMan 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@calebpoley9377
@calebpoley9377 3 жыл бұрын
works with charlie's voice too
@donthidefrommeh5374
@donthidefrommeh5374 3 жыл бұрын
yeah he is kinda good at this
@BirdboyGaming1
@BirdboyGaming1 10 ай бұрын
I love when AugustTheDuck starts insulting people in his casual voice, it's pure comedy. Also this is the most savage I've seen you go on someone, I love it!
@igotahookedaddwhilewatchin118
@igotahookedaddwhilewatchin118 18 күн бұрын
I also love the duck
@thequickchef4909
@thequickchef4909 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so genuinely angry at August. I almost feel bad for him.
@cipri123wr
@cipri123wr 3 жыл бұрын
Ya imagine how he'd feel if he found out I use a reusable bag.
@40KoopasWereHere
@40KoopasWereHere 2 жыл бұрын
"Genuinely"? This guy's as try-hard fake as it gets.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being that mad about nothing.
@TheReZisTLust
@TheReZisTLust Жыл бұрын
Iv never seen someone so genuinely make a comment
@owenweisenberger2156
@owenweisenberger2156 3 жыл бұрын
When the discord moderator finds out kitten doesn’t love him back
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao beluga
@imbored1085
@imbored1085 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@Dgi4zhotsxnofw
@Dgi4zhotsxnofw 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend
@aieza8767
@aieza8767 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are another man of _Beluga._
@Csonradkaa
@Csonradkaa 3 жыл бұрын
Blegua
@The_Marvelist
@The_Marvelist Жыл бұрын
4:10 AugustTheDuck: -saying that about my last Dhar Mann video, it doesn’t really work. Also AugustTheDuck: *proceeds to make 50 more Dhar Mann videos*
@bowseryoutuber3881
@bowseryoutuber3881 9 ай бұрын
Not that August cares what Grocery Bag Boy thinks
@Rosiewolfie23
@Rosiewolfie23 9 ай бұрын
because dhar mann is always posting a new wack video worse than the last🤣
@Rosiewolfie23
@Rosiewolfie23 9 ай бұрын
i quite honestly believe August won't stop making Dhar Mann videos until Dhar Mann stops making ridiculous videos that make no sense (which probably wont happen) So its like a continuous loop haha 😅
@8ullred
@8ullred 3 жыл бұрын
He's got a point, your voice does sound monotone. But the thing is, that's what gives you your charm. Your monotone voice along with the hilarious things you say is just perfect XD
@polarbear4830
@polarbear4830 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@vvonslaughtvv9705
@vvonslaughtvv9705 3 жыл бұрын
It's acoustic deadpan
@splenced7091
@splenced7091 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree, it’s one of my favorite parts about his vids.
@haveagoodday2025
@haveagoodday2025 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for these people rather than feeling like they're stupid. They really could do better with their lives, the disappointment his parents might feel..
@Onlyonelifeforall
@Onlyonelifeforall 3 жыл бұрын
My mindset is if I was raised and born with his life I would of ended up like this guy the human mindset wants to be accepted by the people around and the norm when they don't feel accepted by society they end up going crazy and that's how mental health starts like this man he had no friends and no one likes him when he was young and his parents probably gave up on him and left him with this so he's stuck in this loop for the rest of his life tell someone accepts him into there lives and help him get out of this state of mind
@haveagoodday2025
@haveagoodday2025 3 жыл бұрын
@@Onlyonelifeforall yea I get it, such a waste and shame. Hope he gets better
@Onlyonelifeforall
@Onlyonelifeforall 3 жыл бұрын
@@haveagoodday2025 yeah I don't look at murders or insane people as bad people I look at them as confused and needed help when they were young and never got it so they ended up becoming what they are now
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 3 жыл бұрын
They're wasting their youth for cringe.
@zkeepr
@zkeepr 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's fake
@your_vr_kid3204
@your_vr_kid3204 3 жыл бұрын
He’s calling august a scum bag when he has a bag on top of his head😭😭
@Dancemoms_isthebes
@Dancemoms_isthebes 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ryan_69420
@ryan_69420 3 жыл бұрын
then he goes on to complain about how he can’t afford food and he can’t pay his bills
@4thDT
@4thDT 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryan_69420 "darn, why can't I get stuff for free!?" Lol
@your_vr_kid3204
@your_vr_kid3204 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryan_69420 right lol 😭😭
@JordynC1994
@JordynC1994 2 жыл бұрын
As someone new to posting on KZbin, seeing what some youtubers devolve into is terrifying. I may need to come back and watch this again when I start to feel unhinged, just to remind myself what I don't want to be 🤣
@justinpowell3174
@justinpowell3174 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it morally okay to make fun of this guy?" Holy Moses. I giggled about that for a solid ten minutes. Thank you. 🤣😂🤣
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Same. 😂 😂 😂
@poptart9729
@poptart9729 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the garbage man says that no one will ever watch the last Darr man video all the way through when I got 3 bags of takkis and a can of soda and a blanket to sit through it and watch it lol
@nicholasnewlin1138
@nicholasnewlin1138 3 жыл бұрын
August: From the Latin word "Augustus." Augustus meaning "venerable." Venerable meaning, "a great deal of respect because of age, character, or wisdom." I'd say the name fits quite well.
@asurasyn
@asurasyn 3 жыл бұрын
Duck: From the Latin for "qvack". Qvack: Meaning "quack". Yup. Fits.
@nameiszombie7854
@nameiszombie7854 3 жыл бұрын
Respectful quack
@thatlittlemonstrosity
@thatlittlemonstrosity 3 жыл бұрын
He just picked the fact that his name is August. My mom’s name is May, so what, she has a stupid name too? Because there is a month with her name?
@nicholasnewlin1138
@nicholasnewlin1138 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatlittlemonstrosity I figured that was why he picked it.
@thebrainless1
@thebrainless1 3 жыл бұрын
@@asurasyn quack, meaning crazy or insane
@lab_leo8
@lab_leo8 Жыл бұрын
3:20 bro that doesnt sound like august, that sounds like charlie (penguinz0) However charlie manages to make it more alive somehow
@Albirbthethird
@Albirbthethird 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to feel sorry for him. His life is so miserable. I hope he gets professional help. Even if it was satire.
@ceneesepitcher8922
@ceneesepitcher8922 3 жыл бұрын
We talking bout August or the grocery bag?
@doctoreggman7308
@doctoreggman7308 3 жыл бұрын
August the Duck logic: (Person 1) makes a video about how bad (person 2)'s videos are, therefore (person 1) secretly loves (person 2), but (person 2) doesn't love them back. Person 1: Grocery Bag Boy Person 2: August the Duck Grocery Bag Boy makes a video about how bad August the Duck's videos are, therefore Grocery Bag Boy secretly loves August the Duck, but August the Duck doesn't love them back. Using the same "logic" Person 1: August the Duck Person 2: Dhar Mann August the Duck makes a video about how bad Dhar Mann's videos are, therefore August the Duck secretly loves Dhar Mann, but Dhar Mann doesn't love them back. Actually August the Duck made multiple anti-dhar Mann videos, not just one. Perhaps August the Duck is secretly in love with cringe Mann, and projecting it onto Grocery Bag Boy. Cringe Mann either isn't gay, or is gay but still doesn't like August the Duck. 3:40 The 2.5 hour Dhar Mann video is stupid. August the Duck is milking that topic by combining the Dhar Mann videos into one to get one last video out of the topic. Also, if you combine 10ish minutes videos into a 2.5 hour video, there should be timestamps. You could have just added the videos to the Dhar Mann playlist, because I think there's some Dhar Mann vids on the channel that aren't in that playlist.
@kanchichatterjee2154
@kanchichatterjee2154 3 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 oh boy, an august the duck hater. Wonder how bad this is gonna be
@kanchichatterjee2154
@kanchichatterjee2154 3 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 im pretty sure that the part where you stated all the stuff about person 1 and 2 not liking each other, is just him being sarcastic lol
@kanchichatterjee2154
@kanchichatterjee2154 3 жыл бұрын
@@doctoreggman7308 bro what are you even thinking 😂 that sounds worse than the random conspiracy theories you see on Facebook
@goodlockerzhack
@goodlockerzhack 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that August gives attention to small channels like this one and use them to have more than a hundred thousand views makes me think that August is actually helping this guy get more views (from haters) but still views. I think this guy should be secretly worshipping August for helping him out.
@changedjamin
@changedjamin Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@owenweisenberger2156
@owenweisenberger2156 3 жыл бұрын
How do people record themselves doing this and say to themselves “ah yes this is exactly what I want all of KZbin to see”
@TheProfessor936
@TheProfessor936 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I can't comprehend any of the KZbinrs recording themselves while conversing with the camera. Can you picture Matt, from Demolition Ranch, alone in the middle of the woods, having a conversation with his camera, and a homosexual mannequin named Cooter? It takes someone with a special kind of brain to get themselves to do this.
@mattchaos5692
@mattchaos5692 3 жыл бұрын
I remember back in the day, many channels ago, I used to record terrible stuff like this and upload it. The reason I did all that, is because I uploaded it right away. I was still full of the energy/excitement high I put towards the video, this gave me an illusion that what I did was, in my own words, "god damn brilliant". You often see this with videos like the one shown; no planning, ranting, picking up the camera and moving about, zero editing, person who looks old enough to know what they should be doing but has less tech knowledge than a toddler born in 2015 and finally a bland gimmick.
@misterpimlott6330
@misterpimlott6330 3 жыл бұрын
Mcjuggernuggets😂😂
@asurasyn
@asurasyn 3 жыл бұрын
"If I do something weird enough, people will think I'm random and like me!"
@Quietu
@Quietu Жыл бұрын
Solid move helping out his channel. Quite charitable of you, August. Grocery Bag Man (Bagman would have been so much better given it’s double meaning towards his type of channel), if you make it to 1000 subs, you owe it to this duck right here.
@njt2656
@njt2656 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Pancho and August are the only 2 commentators I watch, makes this video even better
@useryay89
@useryay89 3 жыл бұрын
yeah me too lol
@pssyalperdna
@pssyalperdna 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@danko5866
@danko5866 3 жыл бұрын
There's another channel named "Xenoshot" that is quite famous too
@truckstopburrito1048
@truckstopburrito1048 3 жыл бұрын
Watch J the Aubrey
@suburbiaisnice
@suburbiaisnice Жыл бұрын
@@truckstopburrito1048he peaked when he had his lego channel
@magicalmrspeedgaming7915
@magicalmrspeedgaming7915 3 жыл бұрын
He has had at least 54 temper tantrums in that video. Dude at least go to anger management class or at the very least try to keep your anger under check.
@quinn2542
@quinn2542 3 жыл бұрын
Different people deal with depression differently, this person just decides to have seizures with a bag on his head and cry on KZbin, that's all :)
@GingyPreston
@GingyPreston 9 ай бұрын
Bro is the most Disney ahh villain I think august has covered
@obi-juanquesobi4027
@obi-juanquesobi4027 3 жыл бұрын
Says “You’re avatar looks like the Aflac duck” doesn’t realize that anyone would be lucky to look half as good as the Aflac duck
@SkyStalker0924
@SkyStalker0924 3 жыл бұрын
For real dude he looks like a ripoff shitty Finn from Adventure Time💀
@silly_eevee
@silly_eevee 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂
@asurasyn
@asurasyn 3 жыл бұрын
Let alone that walking duck outro be lookin like Shuba Duck!
@aidanbaxter8250
@aidanbaxter8250 3 жыл бұрын
true simply true
@necvox743
@necvox743 3 жыл бұрын
He's obviously a troll I'm pretty sure.
@leaveittokorcid
@leaveittokorcid 2 жыл бұрын
august 🤣 the punch lines and dry sarcasm i love it ,make this type a series. on a side note i hope Oscar the grouch gets in a better mind set
@mrbanbanana3207
@mrbanbanana3207 3 жыл бұрын
He is saying ur name is bad when his name is grocery man and he wears a grocery bag and his acting is worse than dhar man LOL
@nolosabrasnunca9627
@nolosabrasnunca9627 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, not even 5 minutes in, August wins, it’s not even a competition
@Only1Left
@Only1Left 3 жыл бұрын
1:38 When August got closer to the mic I almost spit out my drink
@myst._.ical.
@myst._.ical. 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😭🧋
@creatureconnor
@creatureconnor 3 жыл бұрын
5:56 The way he says "Grocery bag boy" here gets me every time!
@sen.armstrong5239
@sen.armstrong5239 2 жыл бұрын
For a second after he passed out i almost thought he was going to say: “society has made me this way”
@Technologytunes10
@Technologytunes10 5 ай бұрын
7:05 I’m sorry but him saying “MY GROCERY BAG!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!11” was absolutely hilarious
@Antonio_Martinez
@Antonio_Martinez 3 жыл бұрын
What Grocery Bag Boy said: “You assholes” What subtitles thought he said: “You apples” Man I love the auto generated subtitles. It’s like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re gonna get. Also I think that bag is messing with his brain cells.
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 3 жыл бұрын
Those things are a gift
@shh4062
@shh4062 3 жыл бұрын
Forest Gump vibed
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 11 ай бұрын
Life is not like a box of chocolates because then you would actually know what youre getting!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
@calvinthecool1440
@calvinthecool1440 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that this guy doesn't even realize that August is a name makes him wrong
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe August’s real name is Augustus idk lol
@TheGnarlyPigeon
@TheGnarlyPigeon 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot maybe, but August is a real name
@s0lastsummer7
@s0lastsummer7 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot I think August is named August 🤭
@thejzztrumpet
@thejzztrumpet 3 жыл бұрын
@@s0lastsummer7 ok
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 3 жыл бұрын
@@s0lastsummer7 lol maybe I don’t follow his social media so it probably is I’ve just seen his KZbin
@MrDrPatrick
@MrDrPatrick 3 жыл бұрын
His parents must be so proud
@greatestwarlord2258
@greatestwarlord2258 3 жыл бұрын
They probably already know about this
@kardona_3
@kardona_3 2 жыл бұрын
I would be. Such a good young man.
@LadyVenus125
@LadyVenus125 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@thestubear
@thestubear 11 ай бұрын
Of their other children. Pretty sure he shat himself at 7:37.
@_._._._lilith_._._._4658
@_._._._lilith_._._._4658 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to august go off at him was just top tier. 😂😂
@saffron5445
@saffron5445 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the legendary "Cometary Crusade".
@thecheesydill
@thecheesydill 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo stone ocean
@dyr234
@dyr234 3 жыл бұрын
Aflec xD
@drypasta
@drypasta 3 жыл бұрын
JOJO REFERENCE
@harpoftheancients4248
@harpoftheancients4248 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Commentary Crusaders, where we see Jobag Groceriystar, as he goes to find the man who is slowly killing his grocery back mother with his grandfather, a guy who licks grocery bag earrings, some guy who pokes holes in things with a sword, and some friend of his grandfather's.
@hansha8368
@hansha8368 3 жыл бұрын
ASSEMBLE THE JOBROS!!! We have a long way ahead of us. We will march until there are NO commentary channels on yt, twitch, mixer, you name it
@matts8445
@matts8445 3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna look back on this in like 8 years and wish he hadn't bothered.
@seraph4715
@seraph4715 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't afford anything anymore." Do a job application, help out a local shop. Join the military... actually don't do that you'll probably cry the moment you see a drill sergeant.
@Raymo2u
@Raymo2u 3 жыл бұрын
Actually if you've checked into the military recently....he'd fit right in now...
@seraph4715
@seraph4715 3 жыл бұрын
@@Raymo2u Fair enough.
@Tinyfurball
@Tinyfurball 3 жыл бұрын
Men these days don't want to be Men.
@VenomIsHere6
@VenomIsHere6 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tinyfurball Most men aren't men anymore. In today's world, women are more manly than most men.
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 3 жыл бұрын
@@VenomIsHere6 Legit
@Limonade01
@Limonade01 Жыл бұрын
7:38 Bro transformed into his final form😂
@larliebug
@larliebug 2 жыл бұрын
5:45 my sister just started giggling and pointed at the screen... apparently there wasn't even a light bulb T^T
@foramoreperfectamerica8490
@foramoreperfectamerica8490 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Grocery Bag Man, January, April, May, June and August are also names. They aren't just months of the year.
@banditcod7360
@banditcod7360 3 жыл бұрын
If your name is January grocery bag man is the least of your issues
@gelodan4466
@gelodan4466 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl ...never heard any one with the name january ...all the others yes but January shouldnt have made this list 🤣
@jj_cars99
@jj_cars99 3 жыл бұрын
July is also a name
@foramoreperfectamerica8490
@foramoreperfectamerica8490 3 жыл бұрын
@@gelodan4466 Actress January Jones begs to differ.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 3 жыл бұрын
November’s a name, too. If the parents reallllly hate their kid. 🤣
@kellyconnelly1429
@kellyconnelly1429 3 жыл бұрын
Omg, apart from how hilarious the duck is, the voice is the other main reason I subscribed and watch every video! And I'm a bit worried for grocery bag boy's mental health... McDonald's is always hiring bro. Or does he need an exorcism?
@TheBritishDragong
@TheBritishDragong 2 жыл бұрын
AN EXORCISMNIAIDHFAJ 💀
@3XP3XP3XP
@3XP3XP3XP Жыл бұрын
honestly he sounded constipated 90% of the video
@scottywright717
@scottywright717 3 жыл бұрын
He sounded like it was trying to guilt people into giving him free money the saddest thing ive seen in a while
@erikaguilar4624
@erikaguilar4624 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that why he did it he doesn't want to work so he wants handouts that so stupid and on the off chance that he is struggling that sucks maybe he'll get help maybe he won't it all depends on him and how much effort he willing to put into it but from what I saw he making himself bad
@lilletrille1892
@lilletrille1892 2 жыл бұрын
Like the trash bag on his head doesn't convey what kind of person he is...🤮 Also curious about the no electricity with light in his home and enough juice to be filming and editing 🤣
@needskin8144
@needskin8144 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, it's like being in Elementary school again...
@jwisegaming43
@jwisegaming43 3 жыл бұрын
“You made a two and a half hour video why nobody is going to watch that video threw.” Literally my first thought: wait there’s a two and a half hour video? I want to watch it
@itsmefrog784
@itsmefrog784 3 жыл бұрын
I already have
@artCharles
@artCharles 2 ай бұрын
I love how he talks about the hour-long Dhar Mann video as if it was a separate video, and wasn't just a compilation of August's previous videos on Dhar Mann
@Tro2009
@Tro2009 3 жыл бұрын
7:39 I thought this guy was trying to take a dump but he couldn’t for the life of him
@that_trans_shark2990
@that_trans_shark2990 3 жыл бұрын
i chocked on a piece of bread reading this XD
@Waking1
@Waking1 2 жыл бұрын
nice ride the lightning profile picture
@Voidemage
@Voidemage 3 жыл бұрын
Im a bit confused.. He called the commentary people "scum bags" when he's wearing a bag.
@cassiusking9280
@cassiusking9280 3 ай бұрын
Scum bags are inferior to grocery bags, duh
@1972RoyBoy
@1972RoyBoy 3 жыл бұрын
"Let the hate in your heart dissipate, all you have to do is ask" Crying laughing at the.. "And subscribe"
@djpon-3802
@djpon-3802 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 Nobody gonna watch that? I've seen it like 20 times and it's still funny as hell
@theduoinc
@theduoinc 3 жыл бұрын
He sounded like a 7 year old raging 😂😂😂
@derpplays353
@derpplays353 3 жыл бұрын
Wait i thought he was one…
@I.Am.Dragun87
@I.Am.Dragun87 3 жыл бұрын
Grocery bag head dude: "No one is going to watch that whole Video" Me, who watched all 2 1/2 hrs of it: 😐😑😐 what am I, a cockroach?
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 3 жыл бұрын
If bedbugs are in beds, so cockroach...
@not_even_known_yet3167
@not_even_known_yet3167 3 жыл бұрын
No you are a Duck, a Part of the great Duck Empire.
@I.Am.Dragun87
@I.Am.Dragun87 3 жыл бұрын
​@@not_even_known_yet3167 Yeah, but being a duck is a good thing *shrugs*
@not_even_known_yet3167
@not_even_known_yet3167 3 жыл бұрын
@@I.Am.Dragun87 I never said being an Duck was bad. I think to be Part of Augusts Duck Army is an honor.
@I.Am.Dragun87
@I.Am.Dragun87 3 жыл бұрын
​@@not_even_known_yet3167 Very true. Plus, if I think about it, grocery bag man would probably classify it as a bad thing so it's a double win!
@stonedpikafart5688
@stonedpikafart5688 3 жыл бұрын
For the whole video, I was hoping that grocery bag man yelled “IT’S ADVENTURE TIME” to a poor yellow dog
@2010-g8n
@2010-g8n 5 ай бұрын
He sounds like one of those cartoon villains who desperately wants to be seen as the hero’s nemesis but is to pathetic that the hero can’t take him seriously
@FaceBrick
@FaceBrick 3 жыл бұрын
"THIS KID WANTS ME OFF KZbin" Grogery bag man being 37 yrs old: hello there my fellow kids
@Liv_1025
@Liv_1025 3 жыл бұрын
He’s 37 but he acts like a smol child.
@FaceBrick
@FaceBrick 3 жыл бұрын
@@Liv_1025 fax
@void6048
@void6048 2 жыл бұрын
7:45 My god I haven't laughed that hard in a while, glad I subbed XD
@nailstrabbit4895
@nailstrabbit4895 2 жыл бұрын
children confronting their bully on tv: "IM NOT SCARED ANYMORE!" how it goes in real life: 6:51
@GingyPreston
@GingyPreston 9 ай бұрын
8:11 As august would say: um, I think it was the grocery bag on you head💀
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
You didn't even have to destroy this guy, he destroyed himself
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't have done a better job even if he'd jumped into a bonfire.
@purplefrog9619
@purplefrog9619 Жыл бұрын
real
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 11 ай бұрын
"you can't recover from social suicide" -Greg heffley
@voz3704
@voz3704 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Finn the Human had so much anger inside him.
@TheLepke2011
@TheLepke2011 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he seems like a well adjusted young man.
@OtcheR_
@OtcheR_ Ай бұрын
1:35, I'd like to believe that there was a cut and August was like: _Inhaaaale_ _silently opens up his paper notepad_ _proceeds to hastily read everything he wrote out_ it's so much more fun imaging he was flustered xd
@6StringGamer420
@6StringGamer420 3 жыл бұрын
He's just jealous because he's not a duck 😂 he can't handle the amazing content you make
@RealGodfromheaven
@RealGodfromheaven 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@z304legend
@z304legend 3 жыл бұрын
Try not to say amazing content. All august does is take other videos and talk about it. Try saying "he's jealous because he has a way better personality and humor then August." But saying amazing content is a stretch.
@Liv_1025
@Liv_1025 3 жыл бұрын
@@z304legend cuz he’s a commentary channel, he talks about stuff, comments about it, given the name, commentary channel ;-;
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