The Most Powerful Characters In Gaming Ever: Funky Kong

[@whoisthisgit]

I've uploaded another unlisted version of this video featuring voiceovers from a certain famous Texan...: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioOmdYt-j6t-jMU

[@RetroRulzMyTown]

10:54 This is actually correct. The manual in the first game said that he's too laid back to do adventuring. So he's essentially DK's equivalent to Slaking where he's hard to get working, but does a godly job when he does.

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Or Mycroft in Sherlock Holmes. Smarter than the main character but too lazy to solve crimes.

[@314Pirasy]

@@asdfdsdfasfsfad1 Think of it. Have you ever seen Sans and Funky Kong in the same room at the same time ?

[@FloridusMan]

Holy fug

[@Justforvisit]

He has severe NTMS: Ninja Turtle Michelangelo Syndrome :P

[@chrisfalcon_vt]

Or Luigi. He wins by doing nothing because the moment he does, the fabric of reality starts to shatter.

[@mauricesteel4995]

Funky Kong was trained in Gorilla Warfare.

[@emberthefox4951]

Yes sir, this comment here. This comment deserves the medal of honor.

[@mistery8363]

HAH! Nice.

[@kingofsnacks8566]

Funny

[@orangehatretro]

that was a funky pun

[@Justforvisit]

@@orangehatretro Let's have some punky fun with a funky pun!

[@ArcadeStriker]

The fact that Funky Kong wasn't ever added as a costume or Echo Fighter in Smash is honestly one of the biggest missed opportunities ever. Just think about how awesome it would be to fight world-destroying entities with *Funky Kong himself*

[@Calmtimer]

I think if he was in smash he would be too powerful

[@utubeiskaren7796]

The problem is that he would be too OP

[@tjh6678]

I think the echo fighter concept in general wasn't taken nearly as far as it could've gone...

[@BabyDanielBD]

@@tjh6678 Even then, would anyone really want to play a slightly less heavy DK? I know some echos are like this or have no differences at all, but I feel like the echos that did make it were in general quality over quantity.

[@bramnemeth565]

If Funky made into Ultimate, Galeem and Dharkon would've shown up, figuratively shit themselves, and GTFO.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Funky is one of the few "90's X-Treme Cool" characters that actually worked.

[@mistery8363]

because his design is surprisingly not too "'90s", thus making him look less dated and bound to a specific fashion period and thus more relatable with younger audiences, methinks. Also he's funny.

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Poochie could learn a few things from him... if he hadn't died on the way back to his home planet.

[@mistery8363]

@@WhiteFangofWar bruh poochie wasn't cool when period-accurate lmao

[@mrmusickhimself]

@@mistery8363 Plus his theme is a jam

[@spaceace9103]

Hes a surfer, mechanic, weapons expert, and racing pro. What can this Kong not do?

[@emberthefox4951]

Not be funky. It's in his DNA, he can't help it.

[@Justforvisit]

Being bad

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

Example of what this Kong can not do: Funky Kong cannot Lose

[@ashmander3465]

He can lose against himself. (Like Chuck Norris) and that is why he wasn't brought back for Mario kart

[@zeospark9715]

You can tell Funky Kong is meant to appeal to the 90s kids crowd with his appearance and personality. I heard rumors he meant to get a redesign later but the designers just loved his design so much they kept it as is to this day lol

[@maybenot909]

It's perfect.

[@sootyquill]

i would like to point as well, given it could attest to his own strength funky appears in mario super sluggers as a playable team member, right his bat is his surfboard, and he hits the ball with the flat side you'd think this would give him extreme accuracy at a cost of power, swinging a flat object around would be difficult given the aerodynamics of. well, a big flat hunk of wood but this doesn't seem to be the case! he can swing this flat, dense surfboard at assumably more than 70 miles an hour, given that's an average batting speed crunching the numbers gives us about 41000 pounds of force in that swing, approximate to the force of a *tropical storm* and that's assuming funky's swinging at 70 miles an hour, which is average for a *human* just think what a giant cartoon gorilla could do

[@PingerSurprise]

My headcanon is that Funky Kong is too cool for the bunch and spends his time doing extreme sports, but does come in to save the day only when it's really necessary.

[@Grillaboom]

Funky Kongs always been my favourite as a kid. He has sunglasses! A bandana and he can surf. He’s just so cool.

[@skeletonmemelord7779]

Funky is a jack of all trades as it seems, he's a surfer, an air surfer, a mechanic and a soldier. god damn he's so cool

[@Mysticshade59]

I always imagined Hulk Hogan's theme playing everytime funky kong appears, I wish to see him returm as a playable character again.

[@WhiteFangofWar]

You can't punk the Funk. I remember 'he' sent a letter to Nintendo once suggesting he be put in the next DK game, and sure enough he's the hidden character in Tropical Freeze. He's just too much of a laid back surfer dude to get involved most of the time.

[@f.b.i3746]

when you think about it, K.Rool surrendered after funky delivered the final blow Funky is the real hero after all

[@kingofsnacks8566]

He was wise enough not to challenge the likes of funky Kong

[@jamesesterline]

If Funky doesn't return in the next Mario Kart we riot

[@RetroRulzMyTown]

Well, no need for a riot then.

[@jvts8916]

There's also DK Jungle Climber, where his airplane is how you travel between islands and he's the one that takes it to each world's extra stage. The only places Funky's airplane doesn't get free access to are outer space (which you reach with Cranky's help) and parallel dimensions (mainly because Donkey and Diddy can obtain a temporary means of dimensional transportation)

[@WispyBlueBricksGPX]

If Funky ever puts his bare hands on Mario, may the lord have mercy on the plumber's soul

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

I think Funky is too cool for that.

[@MolochMekkane]

Funky the most powerful, Cranky the most skilled, and yet they are apparently willing to let others have the glory.

[@forestdragonwing7552]

Perhaps they both want the other Kongs to learn and become more heroic and capable while providing advice and items to them as needed.

[@mistery8363]

Funky's busy chillaxing and Cranky's too old for that stuff.

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

9:28 I had to look up what significance that date held. It's Sonic 1's release date.

[@juanortiz9123]

Also also, his theme songs in dkc 1 2 3 are GROOVY

[@Sazandora123]

My legs just start moving on their own whenever I listen to Funky's DKC1 theme!

[@BlusterTheBenevolent]

It’s really great to get a funky kong episode out of this. His speedrunning potential in TF is a major game-changer, and even besides the MKWii memes, he’s generally a beloved character who was fortunate enough to be brought back in the Retro Studios games. Now if Nintendo would just give us a NEW monke game, thad be nice. Been a brief…8 years or so since the last original one.

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

In the (superior) GBA ports of DKC, more specifically DKC 2, Funky has a whole ass attack helicopter he likely made himself too which comes equipped with weapons and gadgets which he lends you and is also an experienced pilot of.

[@mistery8363]

Someone who also recognizes the GBA superiority!

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@mistery8363 People shit on it's sound chip but some tracks genuinely sound better, just listen to the Bonus win jingle

[@mistery8363]

@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz or the warp theme

[@RADish-official]

Funky Kong is so powerful, he can beat every and any staff ghost on any racing game that exists and will ever exist

[@thejedisonic67]

Funky's the kind of Kong that can fix E-123 Omega when Tails couldn't... Wait that was Donkey Kong, but id assume Funky would have no issues either

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

Funky Kong: Same Size as DK Faster than DK Stronger too

[@vincenthaynes3603]

Best part is he's back for a second Mario Kart scoop

[@Wiimeiser]

If I was in charge of a DK64 remake, I'd add an air meter underwater... But in Gloomy Galleon you'd get gills again after returning the Mermaid's Pearls.

[@LuigianoMariano]

I could totally imagine Funky Kong channeling the spirit of "Macho Man" Randy Savage who had single-handedly prevented the 2011 Rapture.

[@robbiewalker2831]

4:27: "Donkey (or Cranky, I don't know or care about that tired argument)", well, this is definitely Modern DK, as Game Boy DK has more animation than his Arcade counterpart. Funny enough, Arcade DK and Lady were meant to be used in the Game Boy game, but Miyamoto decided to use the proposed design of DK for this game (the one that also has a necktie, but retains the visual look of his arcade counterpart). There's a what-if video on what it would be like if Rareware didn't give DK an overhaul, and kept DK Jr around: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmHaY5-oo5WUarM

[@moistquasar3572]

Funky Kong is also a god like hitter in Mario super sluggers on the Wii.

[@Justforvisit]

1:12 "have YOU ever built a Gyrocopter all by yourself?" Leonardo DaVinci: "Hold my La Vernazza!"

[@miraitan]

The TV show version made Funky for me 👏🏼 🕺🏻

[@metathpr4h290]

"Little did I realize just how good", lmfao that was me with Meta Knight on smash bros brawl, played him all the time offline, only when I got internet I realized how hilariously overpowered he was (not on my hands tho q_q)

[@water_doggo]

Now with Funky Mode

[@Mario87456]

There needs to be a game where Funky Kong has the staring role and to justify it since he hates adventuring, the plot could involve all the Kongs being kidnapped and Funky Kong has no choice but to put aside his dislike of adventuring to save them. It should also bring back the Kremlings as Nintendo STILL seems to hate them despite King K Rool being playable in Ultimate since they replaced the Kritter goalies with Boom Booms in Mario Strikers Battle League.

[@Sloth_htolS]

Haven’t seen the video and already I am on board

[@rcblazer]

Checks out, since surfboards grant whoever rides them incredible super powers. Just ask Norrin Radd.

[@MasterKnightDH]

3:23 Kickass Bazooka

[@carl-wheezer]

6:12 Wouldn't the term _Kongicidence_ be more appropriate

[@HeraldOfOpera]

To be fair, guns are so overpowered that the most useful place for an 800 pound gorilla would be in the supply chain rather than on the battlefield. A bear made corporal during WW2 because it could carry do the work of four humans, so with Funky Kong also able to drive the loaded truck afterwards he'd probably do pretty well. Likewise, him being overpowered in Mario Kart makes sense because he's the only professional driver in the game. In other words, he makes them all look like amateurs because he is literally paid to do this sort of thing and they aren't.

[@DahHourglass]

This was posted on my birthday thanks for gift

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

Even gods like Waluigi wouldn't even have a glimpse of a chance against Funky Kong, he is the one true god.

[@tyfp3854]

Banana slamma!

[@wagnerramosmidichannelabso514]

Funky Kong, the most powerful character in the Donkey Kong universe, is the king of Mario Kart Wii shortcuts.

[@Springdude11]

The ultimate chad.

[@cordellriemer5177]

So that's why Sakurai didn't add Funky in smash 🤔

[@carltonleboss]

Funky is such a cool character

[@VincentEliteGamer]

THE FUNKY TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

[@Vince__]

Good video as usual, but I’d like to make a small point about Mario Kart Wii; I’ve played the game so much I’ve went through two disks with how much I played it, and you can play the game online still through a fan mod. Anyways, I just was saying you shouldn’t feel too bad about picking Funky Kong online. In MKWii, character choice hardly matters outside of time trials, the thing that really matters is vehicle choice, particularly in real races. I’d actually go as far as to say all *characters* are viable in online races, but all vehicles aren’t. It’s why even though you see a lot of Funky Kong Flame Runner, you still can see a lot of Mach Bike Daisy, just as an example. Still fun to use trash cars though. Oh, one more thing. Though I understand that you’d be remiss if you didn’t mention Funky Kong’s appearance in Mario Kart Wii, as that’s probably his most famous one, but I don’t think driving ability is a very big contributing factor to a character’s strength. Good video as usual though, like I said.

[@randomistough0]

1:18 well no but I once built some mittens with a lighter and invisible walls or something (I forgor) and I once built a nuclear bomb. I still have the bomb

[@randomistough0]

9:00 I knew nintendo changing donkey kongs snout for the switch release was a bad idea. he lost his water breathing abilities because of it

[@kristofladanyi3671]

Funky Kong is the type of guy to barehandedly yeet neonazis into outer space

[@raulhedgebomber420]

7:26 Cranky use his cane as Pogo.... Is this a reference to Scrooge Mc Duck? ._.

[@ValetinoLovebird]

that 1 character that is OP, but choose to chill instead of saving the world / protag's world

[@wolfherojohnson2766]

4:23 To be fair, Diddy Kong could do it too….albeit accidentally

[@zephon6745]

Funky Kong's white top reminds me of another Kong that wears a white top Donkey Kong Jr. Wait... could Funky Kong be Donkey Kong Jr?

[@raziyatheseeker]

Holy cow. Could you imagine? All grown up, DK Jr being the badass that is Funky? After all, he was only a kid when he saved Cranky. And apparently the current DK isn't Cranky's direct son, but may be his grandson. Would Funky be his dad or his uncle or something? Considering we don't ever see DK Jr save for the odd cameo where Mario babies are playable, this is my new headcanon. Good thinking!

[@zephon6745]

@@raziyatheseeker The current Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong the third. Cranky Kong's grandson and Donkey Kong Jr's son.

[@emberthefox4951]

The logic is flawless here.

[@zephon6745]

@@emberthefox4951 What logic?

[@emberthefox4951]

@@zephon6745 Your statement that The white tank top could imply that DK JR is Funky Kong. While I'm more partial to the idea that DK Jr became the DK we play as today, the similarities in fashion sense can't be completely ignored.

[@ashmander3465]

Funky Kong is the Chuck Norris of the dk series

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

This video is pretty Funky

[@khamayounes5426]

Funky kong Bowser motorbike for the win

[@redlion5038]

You should make an analylis of chunky and his strength

[@johanandersson8252]

Funky Kong is too cool for school 😎.

[@three-quartersbadger2929]

Could you do a video on the Cleric class from the early years of the MMO Everquest? They were the only decent healer in the game, mostly due to 1 spell, and the only class with resurrection spells in a game with brutal penalties for death. Nothing could be done without them and the people who played them were mostly smug twats.

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

Funky kong is the actual King Kong

[@emberthefox4951]

9:25 What's the significance of that date? Sorry, I'm an uncultured swine on occasion.

[@emberthefox4951]

@@TARDISES Ah, guess I should brush up on my Sonic trivia again. Thank you!

[@MasterMarx]

Funky was even a Lawyer for Nintendo! What do you mean this isn't canon?

[@wesleygieling8591]

Funky kong kinda fanky

[@zacharyriley4561]

10:21 Music?

[@SJrad]

Definite chad

[@moavideogamer8417]

Funky Kong is the best

[@Nicius-]

True.

[@Mai_Shiranui123]

Lol

[@ShadeMeadows]

*STRONK*

[@SashZE]

The real strongest character in dk universe is bluster Kong

[@zachstarattack7320]

Whatever did happen on 23 June 1991? 9:10

[@otsu3011]

because he has a video on youtube doing a speedrun on mario kart wii that you can't search for it

[@f.b.i3746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpqXm2tohsd1rM0 there you go

[@anthonychung5611]

BRAVO BRAVO FK MODE IN DKC TF

[@Gota0014]

He's the most powerful character because he single handedly makes an entire games content on KZbin unwatchable due to a voice that makes me want to stab my ears to dull the pain and people being unable to use what isn't statistically the best

[@Gota0014]

@@frog9304 yes. Not many characters can have a real world effect to that degree

[@zachstarattack7320]

I personally love his voice and if you insult his voice again I will come to your house

[@mistery8363]

9:25 I don't get it