The most RIDICULOUS UCN SPEEDRUN EVER

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[@Cloud0_0Control]

Watching you yell at afton like a mom who's had enough with her toddler is and will always be the funniest thing I've ever watched

[@DavidBaronYT]

he's a spoiled brat who just cant listen

[@tobiletsplay]

😂

[@anonymousseeker-su7qc]

​@@DavidBaronYT have you tried putting him up for adoption, ... wait nevermind he always comes back

[@bluestar_kun]

​@@anonymousseeker-su7qc XD

[@edward9487]

Fun fact: Withered Bonnie can move every tick, based on his difficulty. Modifying the game to have him at a much *greater* value than normal can make WB accelerate to your location. "You blinked." He says, when put at 10000, accelerating to your location before the game has even LOADED.

[@edward9487]

Also, Hippo will kill you if you restart the game, forcing you to listen to his story from the BEGINNING. YOU *CANNOT* skip it.

[@sansdaco]

hippo dislikes people leaving conversations early

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

I didn't even know withered bonnie moved, I thought he just like, showed up.

[@m4rcyonstation93]

​@@nutmegdoesstuff1339 he does idk what this commenters on he just spawns at every 13 second interval, if ur on cams. it's just a weird bug where interval based characters spawn immediately after 50 ai, iirc. there's multiple community mods which bugfix this making him work as intended above 50 ai

[@Kjf365]

Mangle likes to sit there and tell you about her day, and he only decides to attack you when she realizes you aren't listening.

[@Ren_Ca]

I see what you did there haha

[@Where_da_cheese_at]

@@Ren_Ca I 👁️see👁️

[@richardsaid5016]

Hmmm isso me lembra uma pessoa 🙂🙂

[@majorghoul9017]

Based

[@fishmaels]

me fr

[@deadlykitten6232]

I think it's the most amusing to imagine Afton himself sitting down there in Hell after however much time and just being like, "Y'know what, I'm gonna try to get killed by everyone."

[@zerwardzelaiine7622]

At that point wouldn't he have Stockholm syndrome? 🤣

[@SirLotl]

The reason there are two Aftons is because one is the British version and one is the American version.

[@bellslimes]

So the FREEDOM version of Afton?

[@Tanyiishka]

​@@bellslimesI remember the whole animatronics screaming freedom thing

[@windowmaker5753]

The fact David was saying bird for 3 minutes straight is a testament to his spiral into insanity

[@aiviloo00]

i can just imagine william afton getting bored and speedrunning how fast he can die to all the animatronics since he has nothing else to do

[@aegisScale]

I mean if you're facing eternal torment you might as well find ways to make it fun.

[@Diamond_Doodles]

David descending into insanity with chat and Isaac reluctantly following gives me life XD

[@voiddwelling7285]

I don't see many people saying this but the absolute pain I felt when Phone Guy rang at the beginning with Helpy, Chip, Old Man Consequences, Ballora etc etc. Only for him to not be taken off.

[@briannacarter5146]

At 26:30 while you were screaming at Mr. Hippo, he was telling a story to some ghosts in the vent.

[@superspun9944]

Ah yes ucn all jumpscares which I know it as screen shake%

[@DavidBaronYT]

great %

[@zeebeeplayz]

Nightmare mangle jumpscare

[@apersonowo307]

Plot twist: William got motion sick easily

[@boanoah6362]

"If you're William Afton why are there other Aftons?" Because none of this is real, those aren't really the animatronics or the souls of his victims, the only one there is Cassidy and they're just creating everything as a hellish nightmare.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

If there are no other souls, why do some of them have specific lines of monologue? Chica saying she was the first, Ballora saying William wanted to let her in, etc.. Things Cassidy couldn't know... I think Cassidy holds the other souls trapped just like William, but as punishers instead. But the rest holds on, not all of the animatronics are souls. Edit: Cassidy probably "scanned" William's mind

[@boanoah6362]

@@MaximeLafreniere433 Eh, honestly I still think those are things Cassidy is just conjuring up, there's some kind of magic mumbo jumbo happening so it's not impossible that Cassidy knows these things or found out this information before the fires and whatever.

[@EndertheDragon0922]

@@MaximeLafreniere433 I assume she’s imitating things. Just like how in terms of appearance, these animatronics imitate the real ones, they also imitate the victims to rub salt in the wound. As to how she knows..? Well, if she’s strong enough to make a personal hell for Will, I don’t see why she wouldn’t be powerful enough to have a way of getting info. Maybe she contacted the other souls rather than trapping them- went and learned info from other dead people to piece together the story. Or maybe the magic she uses automatically bends to suit the target, allowing it to draw from William’s memory without Cassidy actually knowing things.

[@testerwulf3357]

@@MaximeLafreniere433 I imagine she doesn't fully know. She's just shifting his subconscious to produce nightmares, William WOULD know chica was the first so chica mentions it as a sort of guilt trip to torment him; their dialogues reference what things he's done, paying for his crimes and being reminded of them, along with basic threats. Being reminded of the sick things you've done can be torture, it shows why he's where he is now which could make him regret it as it didn't turn out in his favor. It's unlikely the other souls are there, only Cassidy wants this kind of revenge..she's the only one who couldn't move on.

[@grimmsoul3096]

45:11 "an imposter took our lives away" "now we're stuck here to decay"

[@fantastic0990]

William wants to die so he can say "i AlWaYs CoMe BaCk"

[@josephlitera3448]

Glad I caught this live, great video David!

[@Level_Foxtrot]

Puts lure above vent so Mr hippo can't exit through the vent, but then proceeds to blame it on Mr hippo

[@testerwulf3357]

they can exist with the lure there, many others did, it's a bit rng though but saying he "can't" exit when the lure is there is untrue

[@mistingwolf]

That slow zoom in as David's in bird mode is just so good. XD

[@ImTooFew]

have you considered committing tax evasion yet?

[@DavidBaronYT]

a few times

[@DatBoi07]

​@@DavidBaronYT have you fully committed yet?

[@zeebeeplayz]

Teach me your ways.

[@ImTooFew]

@@zeebeeplayz Its easy just ignore those papers and just have the speed of the flash

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@ImTooFew Ya might have to kill a god, though.

[@rainbowzebra361]

I'm a huge wimp with fnaf, so this is the only way I've been able to play ucn without stressing myself out

[@therobotfromirobot]

I need to catch one of your streams! You've got such a great on screen presence, no video you've put out (that I can recall) has been one to skip. Banger after banger my dude, keep up the killer work

[@grimmsoul3096]

25:11 Baron man you put the audio lure just ABOVE the only way out, and as always hippo gets stuck by audio lure. thus the run was screwed by your memes XD

[@tincanJPEG]

Oh yeah, I remember this one. One of the funniest streams I've seen, definitely! Any stream that spawns a meme is automatically great. Bird

[@objectcreator2250]

I recently found your channel and the content is amazing, much love

[@AnimalTap]

Hey! It's so insane that you played this challenge! I hope that you had fun! (Unfortunately I have not had time to watch the video as I am writing this comment, but I will watch it soon lol).

[@NicknotNak]

It doesnt look like you followed the same rules as spiff, mostly around DeeDee and how those characters are removed (by jumpscare vs beingh deactivated) though since there is no official leaderboard the rules arent exactly standardized Still a entertaining grind to see though:)

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

So, when is the same concept applied to all the jumpscares in the whole franchise? The sanity will rest like all the dead kids... not in peace...

[@benjybobo2318]

I think in the ducts the sound circles make the animatronics come quicker than waiting outside the circles!

[@TheAmazingWolfie]

David screaming at animatronics is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while

[@zemufinman1639]

You're like if CG5 and Pokemon challenges had a baby that was raised by Spigg

[@monsterverse]

A fun variation of this could be doing 50/1 mode, since it would be that much harder for each animatronic to kill you

[@StarwriterUlia]

As soon as David said he was Canadian, I smashed the sub button. Was already liking the video. Deserved!

[@ccmonty994]

2:05 do not fuck with retail employees. they can and will make your day as bad as theirs

[@kylepantoja-KP]

Always fun to see old runs. I'm pushing to try and get the first sub 20 rn. Also a bit on info about rockstar chica is that they can only spawn after an accumulative 10 seconds when you aren't on cams. so that's probably why it took so long lol

[@riverguavs6139]

Cant believe this smooth brain forgot to put the audio lure directly on the duct entrance for Mr Hippo 😞

[@connorbruhmoment]

I thought the challenge was where you could only get one jumpscare per game and you couldn’t stack multiple onto one game lol

[@RootCult]

Pushing games to the limits

[@Swagtfiy]

mr hippo is thinking too much about the tales with orville that he can't remember how to do his fucking job to even tell the tales

[@ma11_101]

Woohoo David upload

[@DavidBaronYT]

woooooo

[@svend2553]

Nice vid dude, would have loved if your cam didn't cover the time and clock though

[@TheAdrestio]

Great video, great run, great bird

[@BiggestFungus]

Dude mr hippo camping gave me nightmares

[@DavidBaronYT]

still scares me

[@legthieff]

Not reseting vents legit kills you quicker, try it for quicker run.

[@inv_hana]

Yeah it forces flipping cams, but no sound

[@legthieff]

@@inv_hana Yeah i guess but what I meant by that is: If you're up against a death you can't quicken, it's better to just get a quick random death over, i dunno, a long one.

[@hauntedsunsets]

you love to see a solid PB in going absolutely insane%

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

Scraptrap is a fan name and is not in any of the games. The books don't count, since they're not a part of the series and independently produced (except for the novel trilogy, which he's not in). 'Golden Freddy' is a fan name given by Markiplier, the character previously was just called 'Yellow Bear'. 'Burntrap' is also a fan-given name, and I'm unsure if 'Glitchtrap' is or not.

[@testerwulf3357]

Glitchtrap is a fan given name, in the code it's called malhare i'm pretty sure; Golden Freddy is both a canon name and a fan-given name as in later games (after fnaf1) it's golden freddy not yellow bear (I don't think "yellow bear" was ever a name to begin with..more like a placeholder name)

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

@@testerwulf3357 'Yellow Bear' is the file name used in FNaF 1, and is as good a name as any other. It sounds more like the name of some cryptid legend, which fits how the character is and what the theme of the games was before being changed. Dunno if 'Malhare' is the name of that character but I've mainly seen it be popularized by fanworks - that said, the nature of the character lends itself to misinformation and misinterpretation as to whether the files naming it as such are within the story or outside of it.

[@hellion1201]

Afton should have brought his car and ran over all the animatronics

[@scarlettefoxx5585]

A woman once stared me straight in the eye and repeatedly said "Keith". My dad's name is Kenneth. It's not MY fault you called the wrong name!

[@tobiletsplay]

8:36 why tf do you sound like spiffs lil bro at that moment like LMAO😂😂😂

[@rupert_1491]

19:39 "i got drunk" -foxy 2023

[@mrsirdba]

Im kind of surprised the secret fredbear jumpscare isn’t part of the run, or the few shadow DD adds

[@testerwulf3357]

probably because the ones shadow DD adds are completely random which could heavily impact run times..you could have a run as short as 34 minutes or as long as hours depending on how bad your rng is on getting shadow DD to spawn the right one, to not die to anything else, and to die to the one shadow DD spawned fast. The rules seem to only include the main roster, no secret characters, so that's why fredbear isn't included

[@jeremysinko4307]

44:58 candy cadet underestimates the jews

[@SkeleBoneGuy]

Bird bird bird

[@daniellemurnett2534]

Technically the ruleset states that if Dee Dee brings back a character, you have to die to them again to disable them 🤓

[@aceofspades3923]

has anyone ever told you that you look like CG5

[@DavidBaronYT]

Many people

[@aceofspades3923]

@@DavidBaronYT good i'm not the only one

[@PixilatedLives]

What do you think it looks like to the animatronics? David just begging to be killed and getting mad when they don’t kill him XD

[@cryst4l_clear456]

I'm sad I missed this one live, but I'm always catching the streams since!

[@Nebulax_]

First time watcher (came from spigg) , surprised how much you sound alike

[@Pat1enceiskey]

Woah this is the most ridiculousest challenge ever

[@ArguablyNormal]

24:43 I'm starting to think you never played pizzeria sim, because if you did; you should know that the lure only works when the animatronic is close to it.

[@LeCroissant-wn7qi]

I don't know if anyone told you this but if DD adds an animatronic you have to get their jump scare again to remove them, so she's a huge problem

[@LeCroissant-wn7qi]

*get the jumpscare of the animatronic she added

[@monochromayhem7422]

David becoming an autism creature near the end was fantastic.

[@AlectriXSharpness]

descend into insanity%

[@xehyr4987]

Home is my alarm so i got scared when i first heard it

[@vegancardigan]

I am looking for a video to fall asleep to, usual fnaf works, but this probably the worst thing for it

[@Eevee860]

Wouldn't it be useful to check funtime foxy at the start of every night so you can always die to him when his showtime is at 1 am

[@PopeMical]

You realistically don't need to as the odds of you getting a random 1 am Funtime Foxy death before running out of other animatronics is likely. That being said you still totally can check the showtimes and try to die sooner if you wanted to.

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

I can't believe KZbinr never explained why there was a girl that appeared next to him smh my head fr fr

[@fandommess3591]

I'm so glad that Spiff saw this when i sent it to his server, it's crazy to think that all I did was send this and ask if he would do it as a joke and it's gotten SO far, crazy to be part of history LOL

[@DGOCats]

12:18 tell me why my dumb self tried to press the reset ventilation button

[@GachaliaNatalia_YT]

23:09 easily the funniest moment to me- 😂

[@nightlypiano41]

I'd like to see a version with the endings like Mr. Consequences and Fredbear's jumpscare

[@PambaHa]

bird bird bird bird bird BIRD !!!!!??!?!BIRD !!!!!!

[@TheOffside0423]

"baord" -this guy

[@Solomocraft]

Earl gang! Nice video!

[@f0xs_bl00D]

This was fun to watch

[@Ashfordallen]

12:01 what is that face

[@minerva_prime]

Hey David i don't know if you will see this but putting all the algorithm words in the description is against KZbin TOS

[@yandere_1452]

Booooo KZbin bootlicker boo the guidelines suck anyways

[@Obama_]

Great video as always

[@EggBabyOfficial]

Legend says hes still birding to this day

[@RandomJamesFocus]

Ultimate custom night :) nice

[@i_have_your_soul]

2k subs left

[@DavidBaronYT]

O _ O

[@hellion1201]

The _ the

[@bryanmulcare9083]

I watch spiffs first before your video, it was a very interesting speedrun.

[@subtoonthecowboy5020]

Withered chica basically did wish granted

[@subtoonthecowboy5020]

Mangle more stubborn

[@LushQtient340]

no. deedee added minireenas not bonnet

[@tobiletsplay]

Hellow David, how are you :D

[@doubledeadskull]

i recently beat 50/20, naturally this is what try next

[@richardsaid5016]

O homem faz as maiores loucuras em busca de conteúdo 😂😂😂

[@atlas.png_5689]

Bird no longer means anything

[@blacklight683]

Me casual playing:

[@spectra-inventa]

bird

[@Eevee860]

Do a secret character included run

[@LuckasSilver]

Bird

[@JessicaBoak]

Bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird

[@propowergames7407]

25:40 WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU LURED MR. HIPPO? ITS LIKE X500 FASTER

[@testerwulf3357]

he did.

[@ViIvaNunner]

someone should do this for ultra custom night (real)

[@Komachichuu]

25:18 I was here 😂

[@thatplaylistdude3846]

Hey, what are the exact rules on this speedrun? Do you have to start at 10k?

[@inv_hana]

Yeah

[@VinCactus]

ok, david.

[@moonkittyjr]

damn

[@DavidBaronYT]

damn

[@hellion1201]

damn

[@bythejelly3908]

damn

[@G00dTaste]

damn

[@aceofspades3923]

damn

[@scarlettefoxx5585]

Bird

[@Relcilisity_Official]

Cool

[@i_have_your_soul]

gg man for top 1

[@popeoneguy7992]

Wr belongs to all the no lifes who uploaded an all jumpscares video the second ucm came out