The Most Terrifying Words In The Universe? | Best HFY Stories

[@badluck-cp8bv]

Ah yes, the most ominous words a human can utter; "Hold my beer." Its a sighn of either absolute idiocracy or absolute abject terror and dread for the warcrime's to come.

[@ShinDangaioh]

Nah. It's not as bad as "Trust me. I Know what I'm doing." The one saying , usually doesn't.

[@V.Castro7730]

Not to mention it could also mean something badass may also happen

[@Maeshalanadae]

Up there along with, “what’s the worst that could happen?”

[@dracodominus2800]

Or "it's a crazy idea, but it just might work"

[@osmacar5331]

@@ShinDangaioh that is true, if you have to double affirm then you're not skilled to do the subject matter.

[@XxJay71xX]

So... Ian is Space Robocop with a raptor girlfriend ? I'd watch that movie.

[@ricardoalbuquerque7665]

That makes two of us.

[@teamidris]

Yep, I mean I watched BJ and the bear, so I wouldn’t definitely watch the series :D

[@TheJadeFist]

Better love story that Twilight (is that meme relevant?)

[@XxJay71xX]

@@TheJadeFist I don't really agree with that meme anymore since a friend of mine made me realize that, if all the roles were to be gender swapped: a guy being rizzed up by a vampire mommy and a werewolf tan tomboy who would constantly fight to win him over... most of us guy would enjoy that xD

[@SexyMonsterLover]

​@@XxJay71xX We might enjoy it but it doesn't make it not fanfic garbage. 😅

[@navarrewolf]

Not bad for " hold my beer" lol......

[@michaellinnet6095]

This was pretty damned awesome! The idea that Ian was such a fucked up mess that they had to rebuild almost his entire body kind of explains why he's so reckless. They call it "survivor's guilt". But it's totally awesome that he and Tenn have finally quit dancing around the issue and finally admit that they're crazy about each other. And, maybe just a little bit crazy period.👍👍👍👍

[@WillRennar]

When a human says "Hold my beer," things are going to end badly. Whether it's for you or for the human, _that_ remains to be seen.

[@TimPenny-k4h]

I hope this becomes an ongoing series

[@WillRennar]

This isn't the first story I've seen with the Veil Drifter crew, so I'd wager odds are good that'll be the case.

[@jamesogden7756]

​@@WillRennarsweet. Love it.

[@Nitaelf]

Ok I absolutely love the fact that you actually READ the stories to us on this Chanel! I get so tired of the automated voices that just drone on and on and then glitch and you miss half the stories or it repeats stuff from before. And the stories you pick are Awesome! Thank you thank you thank you!!!

[@dakotamorrison7752]

I like this. It on a minor scale captures a "hold my beer moment" pretty accurately. There are a few things missing, but not many and not too major. Plus it ended with an innocent attempt at flirting, getting a chuckle out of me.

[@zarkrai]

So Ian is basically a full body cyborg. Sad or Bad but you gotta admit that it's still a cool thing to be somewhat.

[@T3DRAGOON]

This is the same world as the one with the demons right? This could be a good series.

[@marmot418]

This is the one with the vault that spectacularly malfunctioned upon reaching earth

[@goodcitizen64]

Another great story with terrific narrator!! Thanks 👍

[@Jackthetech]

I must now remember "cloaca brained xenophile degenerate" lol

[@JamesBlazenko]

Interesting storyline thank you for the great humor 😂😂

[@skirk248]

Hold my beer is right up there with "I know a guy"

[@Jansie_NL]

Great sign when the "love can bloom" stories start to feel more relatable than the idea of experiencing love irl again.. 👌🏼 (No petty-comments please, just trying to air a little bit in a semi-anonymus environment for my own sake. Wish I could bring myself to write down my thoughts at home more often, only ever been good at that during the multiple times I was in-patient. Just writing down whatever the hell crosses my mind has always been more constructive than just just letting all the thoughts flash through my head so fast that they become a blurr and I don't have to remember any of them. Use more psychedelics people, THEY SUCK! Filling my head with all of these constructive/positive thoughts during the trip and for weeks afterward... It's so god damn exhausting when you've been depressed for years! Imagine your mind being able to see and appreciate all the good stuff around you that makes life worth living, and then your mind doing everyting in its power to turn literally anything positive to shit. I've been living that for over 10 years now. Always been praised at my ability to listen to, advise and help others like a champ, always been great at preaching all the good advice without ever practicing any of it for myself.. Damn it, I can feel myself slipping from yesterday's evening's lingering LSD thought processes into this evening's alcohol thought processes more and more, time to stop writing.)

[@Paladiea]

Please believe me when I say that you WILL love again. It'll happen, don't worry.

[@danniemortensen4217]

So a human and a birdlike reptilian fell in love, and started sleeping together. Hmm. Wonder how the offspring will looks like 😂 A well mad story. Looking forward for more stories with Thise two. 😊

[@spamuel98]

Didn't you already post this one? An entire galactic council meeting about how dangerous the phrase "hold my *insert object name*" was when uttered by a human? That they somehow became able to defy any and all laws of probability and physics once it was spoken?

[@carloshenriquezimmer7543]

I heard that too. It is another series, more akin to the "Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy" nonsense.

[@michaellinnet6095]

Yep. That's where she and Ian meet. He picks her up off the street when nobody else will hire her after losing her ship.

[@lexheath8276]

It's a common trope, here and on the two other SF channels I follow.

[@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh]

Noice!!! This better, the narrator performance is a masterpiece.

[@blazingarrows6117]

Gold, physical money rules. Virtual money is worthless and can be manipulated.

[@asakashigure]

Ahh yea here we go!

[@stephenpublicover8818]

Not a bad story about 2 thrill-seekers,and Bounty hunters !! 😀🥰👌👍✌

[@benihaniman4031]

I noticed other comments saying this was part of the same story as 2 other videos, does anyone have the names of the other videos?

[@TheDramaGoblins]

'The Universe Learns why Humanity Names Their Ships' and 'Earth's atmosphere melts alien traders indestructible vault'

[@donniejo8888]

Cuz Just your intros make people's ears giggle

[@saytaylor3603]

There’s probably enough people into aliens to warrant our own flag at this point.

[@theicyphoenix_7745]

i mean degeneracy is the staple of a modern human mind,and idk if its good or a bad thing yet

[@urmominabox87]

So hes a better adjusted RoboCop

[@apveening]

Amberson six / XI ??? Some subtitling AI really needs to start working on Roman numerals. "XI" is eleven, six is "VI".

[@arecane2000]

So, shielding stops kinetic weapons now?

[@TheDramaGoblins]

It only stops kinetics. Lasers and energy is what gets through

[@anoukdevries8144]

I will be honest, this wasn't the type of story I was expecting when reading the title.

[@Tanislarnet]

If a beer can tells you to "Hold my beer" be afraid. be very afraid. also TTA

[@ericlestick7325]

Codependency only works in fiction.

[@optimisticnihilist3417]

Y'all got battletoads?

[@killer13324]

this is the 3rd one, right?

[@savage9264]

Third story with these characters, yes.

[@killer13324]

@@savage9264 sweet. also I FUCKING CALLED IT that they were gonna get together

[@zarkrai]

@@savage9264 I saw the first one, what was the second one?

[@savage9264]

@@zarkrai I don't remember the "title", but Tenn ended up getting possessed by a demon during an illegal salvage operation. She now gets free medical care from some galactic church due to the possession

[@zarkrai]

@@savage9264 I think I already found it. It's called "The Galaxy Learns Why Humans Name Their Greatest Ships". I think this is the one you're talking about? They really need to label these episodes that have recurring characters. Or at least find them and add them to a new playlist like they did with Frairen and Ramiki.

[@harronlor4345]

🌌

[@randomawecity1927]

FIRST!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[@MorieldeCaelum]

First comment take my like lol

[@drmachinewerke1]

🍪

[@Saanonymous80]

👆 Jealous

[@harronlor4345]

Yooooooooo great story more ms. Remiki please, and thanks!

[@harronlor4345]

😂 I don't think it's wrong to make my opinions known and I'll continue to do so regardless of what anyone thinks I'm not causing any harm by saying what I like😂

[@TheDramaGoblins]

@@harronlor4345 The problem isn't that your opinion is being said, the problem is that you are doing so in a way that is rude and inappropriate to both the writers of the other vids, and the writer of Frairen and Ms. Rimiki, who REALLY does not like it when people go to the other writers' stuff asking for Frairen and Ms. Rimiki. I don't mind it as much, but he does get genuinely upset over it. I'm not judging or condemning you being excited for those things, but you've gotta show a bit more tact and respectfulness in your expression of your excitement, or else people are just going to see your view in a negative light. Also, while it does not harm ME, some of the other writers do actually get kinda hurt by this. Can you imagine how bad it would feel if you worked hard to make a delicious meal, only for the people see it and go on about how nice somebody elses' cooking is, with no care or tact? It hurts. It makes the maker feel that you don't care about them or their writ. Again, I'm not meaning to be mean, I am really glad you like the stories, and more is coming, but you've gotta work on your presentation, timing, and tact.

[@thePirateHimself]

👍

[@KurNorock]

Perfectly good story ruined by weird furry romance nonsense at the end.

[@kennykuhns9843]

It gets gross at 23:40. I'm outta here.

[@kennykuhns9843]

It gets gross at 23:40. I'm outta here.

[@SakarianOutcast]

Save your pity for the weak!