The 'Most Violent Prisoner in Britain'

[@18pablo88]

Never killed anyone, ever. Britain's most violent man, but never a murder.

[@owenlacetera4821]

paul andrew Martin “professionals have standards”

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

@@owenlacetera4821 yeah

[@GlupiShinji]

Yee Yee snipins a good job mate

[@silvadic2207]

Lots of work. Out of doors.

[@michaelstone1047]

Yes, if he killed them it would deprive him of the pleasure of beating the crap out of them again

[@flamingcrocs8607]

“The situation was quickly dissolved by the negotiator” *shows officers beating him with batons*

[@PeruvianPotato]

How else would you deal with a insane and violent person

[@_nocturno]

@@PeruvianPotato give them what they want?

[@iplaygames8090]

@@_nocturno you see it doesnt work he would want more

[@josephstalin7353]

*at least he probably was given his tea*

[@stefanschleps8758]

Yeah, that was funny.

[@slazeblaze319]

"HandleBar Moustache" "Boxing Prizefighter" This guy should've been born a century earlier

[@Max4Million]

Maybe he was reincarnated

[@귤귤-t5l]

Jokes are real though

[@Dr.AutismGod]

@Ziad Khaled You can't prove that.

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

Max4Million reincarnated? More like reincarcerated.

[@bremnersghost948]

Bronson is the Southern version of Paul Sykes, Bronson was till recently incarcerated in Syke's Hometown at the Monster Mansion alongside Britains most dangerous Prisoner, Robert Maudsley

[@enderdrone6432]

The fact he never killed anyone, despite being very violent, amazes me.

[@user-jo1bs9hl5x]

Because he's been in prison locked up alone most of his life the only people he's had to fight are guards in armed suits with weapons

[@personguy7919]

}{ he has also taken like 10 people hostage and some even in prison

[@muksimulmaad7413]

Its amazing when writing a very angry letter about not getting chips in prison is considered being calm

[@vincenthammons-kd9du]

he just liked to fight

[@Dimitri88888888]

@@muksimulmaad7413 i mean that isn't violent so it is pretty calm in my book.

[@kingkarmaah8847]

"So how many fights have you gotten into in your life?" *"All of them"*

[@dimsum3329]

Dude is always in a pvp enabled zone

[@rattrashking608]

He is the PvP enabled zone

[@kingkarmaah8847]

@@rattrashking608 Foundation gave you access to youtube?

[@InzidenzPanik]

“Not enough, mate”

[@lynnie9676]

Charles: Demands a cup of tea. Me: Seems British enough.

[@randomvidmaker1731]

Americans: *throws all of it to the harbor* King george III : hmmmm tastes like disrespect

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Wonder if they gave him any.

[@somerandomdood2451]

Evie .23 we just gunna ignore the inflatable doll?

[@epicscopes2370]

American:demands 20 big macs Me:seems American enough

[@thecha4570]

Evie .23 I'm British and we have 2+ lots of tea a day. In stores they also stock a minimum of like 240 tea bags (I think).

[@oxydo9936]

For those who don't know, there's a 2009 movie called ''Bronson'' starring Tom Hardy, it's loosely based around Charles' life. Pretty good flick, IMO

[@moonshinewizard]

I love that movie!

[@lunchb0x1986]

Great movie. Tom Hardy was awesome.

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

Tom hardy interviewed bronson to get hints and tips on how to play the role better, bronson told hardy he was no where near big enough!

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

@Ziad Khaled he played both of the cray twins and bane

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@Ziad Khaled "lmao"? So you've never heard of one of the most well known English actors of the last 20 years. I'm pretty certain that he's better known than you.

[@bmotion7648]

Music in order: 0:17 Ode to Joy ~ Beethoven 0:35 Carmen - Habanero ~ Bizet 2:24 William Tell Overture ~ Rossini 3:36 1812 Overture ~ Tchaikovsky 4:39 The Blue Danube ~ Johann Strauss II 5:48 1812 overture again 6:50 The Blue Danube again 8:00 Carmen again

[@thunderbird1921]

There is some seriously dark humor about showing a man beating up guards to the famous ending of the 1812 Overture.

[@enderpup9289]

They should've animated the punches in sync with the music

[@99mrpogi]

2:50 sounds like the lone ranger theme

[@brianm1881]

They used Rossini as the lone ranger theme

[@Man0fBicycle752]

Got to be one of the best episodes just because of the score 😂

[@jgana4822]

He is violent yes, but he doesnt kill. I call him a mad lad.

[@Stigstigster]

It's more by luck than design that nobody he assaulted died.

[@lazycuntwhostillwantssubs479]

who knows if he has or not

[@3143-q4o]

@@lazycuntwhostillwantssubs479 no kills but he did try to kill a child killer

[@robertgreaney7378]

@@3143-q4o hero

[@anarchomando7707]

@@3143-q4o chaotic good in that scenario

[@knerkz596]

I couldn’t help but laugh when he was disgusted at the hostage farting in front of him

[@chickensurgeon3896]

Same here lol.

[@ArchVileDaClown]

Lol

[@darcboy1398]

He'd of hated me if I drank beer the day be4 lol

[@cptpapa]

It was funny since he would cover himself in $hit and urine before the guards has to rush him in his cell

[@makiskanyt9269]

Knerkz he is a british after all ... A cup of tea he wanted a fart they gave him

[@notlistening6499]

I don’t think he intended to stop. He’s literally getting too old for this 😂

[@stiky5972]

Negotiator: "What do you demand?" Bronson: "The usual. Plane, gun,... Ice cream..."

[@bankroiii7278]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@abdalrahman1651]

and do not forget the axe

[@mistrmerrick]

also dont forget the sundae

[@christopherzervos3803]

more than the uzi, also 5000 rounds

[@walterwang4669]

“Well what have you got?”

[@jessetorres8738]

He looks like that mechanic that Harrison Ford fought under the plane in the 1st Indiana Jones film.

[@senorpigeon9564]

And then gets blended by the propellers

[@JDMatthias]

^mechanic No way that stud who preferred to fight with his hands was a pilot

[@freakazoid133]

U mean Sean Connery?

[@Skip.8221]

freak azoid13 No, Sean Connery played Henry Sr. (unless he played the mechanic as well)

[@Skip.8221]

God I remember that

[@hanoihero8168]

Is this just the British Hulk without the radiation? *yes*

[@99mrpogi]

More like a bald headed hulk. Or probably Bill Goldberg with just a moustache and no goatee

[@forsommyr4282]

British bald saxton from TF2 you can’t unsee it

[@CAT-kj2ip]

guy with fence the fact that you answered your own question makes me laugh.

[@WillHayes44]

I can't remember Bruce Banner being such a petty human being.

[@darkalleyhoboii8264]

“Including working at a super market where he attacked his manager” I love how he said it so calmly

[@Pangloss6413]

Select Difficulty I’m Too Young To Die Hurt Me Plenty Ultra-Violence Nightmare Ultra-Nightmare -> Charles Bronson

[@iamthecheese2737]

Fantastic Doom reference

[@hoppinggnomethe4154]

@Doxx Box Returns cringe

[@arcticangel1628]

@Doxx Box Returns 5:05 Lol! 😆🤣 Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that’s uh... one way to get a criminal to let you go if you’re a hostage. Hehe. 😂

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

@@galladesamurai2380 *gunshot**

[@josephsalah3316]

@@galladesamurai2380 -Ick

[@vassal6570]

Charles: *assaults the entire population of Britain* Britain: "uhh two days in solitary confinement"

[@lambdacode1503]

But don't even think about tweeting mean things...

[@ryanmarr5243]

There was once a time his sort of fighting was how things was settled, two blokes got an issue? One smashes the others face in and issue solved....then people got soft.

[@slaggerthord31]

"Go to your room, you're grounded!"

[@sarahsayshello9726]

@@ryanmarr5243 I'm ok with people getting soft. I've never been in a fight if do I ever want to be in one

[@pedrojuan8050]

10k people literally signed a petition for his freedom lol.

[@ultimateknight4667]

This man is pretty summed up with the line: "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!"

[@predetor911]

Bronson: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

[@arcticangel1628]

5:05 Lol! 😆🤣 Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that’s uh... one way to get a criminal to let you go if you’re a hostage. Hehe. 😂

[@mullcrumthesage6303]

He didn't say that...Rorschach did!

[@grandforge6300]

> Doom music intensifies

[@hannibalburgers477]

Instead of saying anything, he probably would try to eat the lock

[@Grimmsaw]

He has been in prison most of his adult life, and he has never killed anyone.

[@Your_Mossad_Handler]

Toni Lainekivi Probably because he’s been in prison. If he were allowed to be out and about, a violent outburst or hostage situation could have turned lethal. Prison isn’t just for punishment or rehabilitation, it’s also for containment. It’s why when incarceration rates rise, crime rates fall. You’re keeping all the repeat offenders off the streets so they can’t commit crimes.

[@JoaoGabriel-xi4io]

@@Your_Mossad_Handler I don't think this applies so well to my country, Brazil.Sad but true

[@Carlton_Wilson]

Exactly.

[@AG.Floats]

Yea lets make him a damn hero then. Lets praise the lunatic lol.....

[@Katt1n]

@@Your_Mossad_Handler >when incarceration rates rise, crime rates fall The exact opposite is true though but okay.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

He'll punch anything that breathes. Multiple times. _He's the Multiple Punch Man._

[@99mrpogi]

Saitama: Am I a joke to you?

[@oikura]

He's Jotaro Kujo if he didn't see that starfish

[@madness6102]

This guy lives life like he is in a GTA game.

[@cubiusblockus3973]

Maybe we are the NPC's and he is the playable charactor.

[@jamiehoover33]

Hahahahaha. Yes he does!

[@mdil2106]

He looks like the German guy you duel in rdr1

[@jackbartholomaus6510]

@@jamiehoover33 Indeed he does, LOL

[@matthewwalkemar8726]

Trevor philips is based off of him when they made gta5

[@alex191]

How my parents describe me when I accidentally slam the door

[@rixille]

That's unfair for them to rate you like that.

[@noodled6145]

Or the microwave beeps at 2am.

[@ivanf.482]

This is so underrated

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

here we view edgelord teens.

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

@Thomas Shannon yeah, "omg my parents dont let me eat 6 meals a day, they are shaming me for being fat and I cant talk to them😭"

[@jimqueiroz4459]

curiously there is no report that he has ever killed anyone, despite everything.

[@djzapdos2098]

Professionals have standards.

[@cryptidproductions3160]

That's likely why he has a weird folk-hero status despite being a violent criminal. The fact he's never actually killed anyone in all his antics and this point seems like has to be intentionally avoiding it makes him come off as almost noble and easy to romanticize the same way people do old-west outlaws that never shot at anyone who didn't shoot first.

[@jimqueiroz4459]

@@djzapdos2098 the fact that he many times carried a firearm makes it an even greater surprise.

[@paraglidingnut26]

So of you had been one if his hostages, you would nothing to complain about afterwards?

[@globoxwegge]

@@paraglidingnut26 Well, he did beated up most of his hostages. Not to the point of death tho. Only to the point of "I cannot really do anything for 5 weeks"

[@spider0804]

This sounds like an episode of Madlads more than Simple History.

[@John-Sneed]

They are starting to copy the socts men

[@venomgeekmedia9886]

they'll probably do Mad Jack Churchill next!

[@John-Sneed]

@@venomgeekmedia9886 they already have

[@venomgeekmedia9886]

@@John-Sneed aye but no one beats the count.

[@ryannolfi8566]

Yep

[@Owl566]

Clever, educated, fit. In WWII he would have been a hero, and possibly died as one.

[@paraglidingnut26]

Sorry, he would have tried to kill/murder on both sides.

[@jackharan3791]

@@paraglidingnut26 most likely not, as the fact he could easily legally attack and kill a group with incentive and praise for doing so would most likely channel most of his anger

[@jackharan3791]

@John Halias Assuming that the man doesn't think that following orders would be in his best interest? literally everyone around him would have guns, not present in the UK due to gun laws but very prominent in the army. He was not a stupid man, he wouldn't have attacked an army officer just to get shot instantly

[@PeruvianPotato]

Bronson would beaten up the commanding officer and start a mutiny

[@maneuveraviator007_3]

4:27 relevant, is that Hitler?

[@Kevinopn]

"bronson was disgusted at the hostage when he farted in front of him, so he released him" - moral of the story is : A fart can save your life.

[@dinosaurproductions8955]

getting robbed, just pull your pants down and take a giant, colossal taco bell fart all over the thief then run away.

[@erhanmustafov1513]

I WAS Laughing so strong and even cry from Laughing even my neighbor's hear me

[@unbearablysmug2437]

A fart a day keeps the Bronson away

[@deepapatricia]

🤣🤣

[@rixille]

Some animals in nature will actually soil themselves as a measure of defense against prey.

[@tonikaycheney7120]

The police “negotiators” huh? Ah yes, their rubber sticks of diplomacy.

[@leoslack6104]

Better than American ones, metal boom sticks of diplomacy

[@AureliusLaurentius1099]

@@leoslack6104 Still better than the Chinese with their metal tanks of diplomacy

[@casenjones826]

As Teddy Roosevelt said “always carry a big stick” about his diplomacy policy

[@EndzeitMensch]

"Rubber sticks of diplomacy" give a bonus to charisma. So I guess, that was rather smart :)

[@djrulez1917]

Those rubber sticks of diplomacy go where the sun don’t shine

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

Charles Peterson: *Gets transferred.* Other prisoners: *Hears BFG Division from the distance.*

[@evanlauria9959]

Those who tasted the bite of his fists named him... the prison slayer

[@julien7337]

@@evanlauria9959 *The Cell Slayer*

[@dylanw.1740]

When you defeat all the enemies so you move on to the next stage

[@lt.patterson6081]

Is that Legosi?

[@Joe-ri3nf]

If a British man demands tea then you know he means business

[@Dimeria_Dimension]

If they refuse the tea the brit is legally allowed to beat said person them are fighting words saying no to a man requesting tea

[@adaptabledisease]

Can you imagine landing a fart so nasty, the most violent prisoner ever just lets you go without a beating? ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND!

[@Phantomthefootballplayer]

​@@Zarkiola1it based on facts

[@lokn7484]

Court judges: How much time you want to go to jail? Charles bronson: Yes

[@richariot8325]

Charles Bronson: *angry punches*

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Solitary!” “Why?” “Protection!” “I don’t need protection!” “...‘Protection’ FOR THEM!”

[@_MaZTeR_]

He then met Liam Neeson and became a ninja?

[@vassilyvodka2638]

@@_MaZTeR_ funny thing is Tom Hardy played Bronson

[@mafistowaltz4857]

@@_MaZTeR_ BEST Batman movies Ever!!!

[@AlexKS1992]

"I'm not locked up with you, you're locked up with me". Rorschach.

[@imnotjason1372]

oh batman what a movie you are. THE DAR KNIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER

[@justsomeclown6535]

Person:(exists) Charles Bronson: Peace was never an option!

[@stiky5972]

*Omae wa mou shindeirou*

[@gameoflife9576]

@@stiky5972 *NANI*

[@Joe-vv2cw]

“A further 5 years were added to his sentence for his offenses” Me: the man just wanted ice cream

[@mistrmerrick]

lol

[@agente7202]

Give him an ice cream and situation solved *Charisma:100*

[@SamJD1976]

😂😂😂

[@peanutpjs108]

“After *69* days of freedom, he was once again in custody” *nice*

[@MrNope707]

Nice

[@bread1048]

Nice

[@eyesofstatic9641]

Nice

[@DF-mw1sh]

Nice

[@monkey-bananas2890]

Nice

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

"I want a helicopter, a blow-up doll, and a cup of tea" Absolute madlad, lmao. Must be a case of childhood neglect.

[@nazmoneymiller2363]

He had a great up bring believe it or not.. watch the film

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

The cup of tea I understand, the blow up doll in prison is expected, the helicopter...I would have played a prank on him by giving him a toy helicopter...he wasn’t specific about what he demanded 😂

[@JacobBite]

hope dank does a video on him soon

[@dimsum3329]

@@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart thennn you would beat into a bloody mess

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

dimsum33 If I’m going to die I wanna go out laughing so I have no regrets 😋

[@donnykusuma301]

Charles Bronson: *exists* Everyone else in the prison: "Why do I heard a boss music?"

[@chiefwolfinx5179]

Lol. That's pretty accurate

[@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218]

Grammar mate but it is accurate

[@donnykusuma301]

@@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 lol sorry Im having small headache

[@plmkoo6772]

Chief Wolfinx nice pfp

[@psychronic8327]

I think we found the ancestor of doom guy

[@xboxwebcam3449]

i like how he would have those random curve balls to his negotiations "I want a helicopter, doll, and a cup of tea." "I want a jet, an axe, an uzi with 5000 rounds, and some ice cream."

[@hyperhektor7733]

its not random , its highly logical, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs He Selected exactly 1 thing of Level 1-4 in the right order as well

[@azulinrose7936]

I wonder why people call it curveball when something is unexpected. I think a changeup or a knuckleball would fit better but whatever.

[@drkinferno72]

Of course a Brit would demand tea

[@Si_Mondo]

@@drkinferno72 What I wanna know is did he ask them to leave the bag in the mug......

[@Bobbb-f3i]

Bronson knew he would never get any of his demands, so always just asked for random stuff, he says it in his books. His demands were just to play with the negotiator, if you do anything in prison that puts you(roof top protest)or anyone else(hostage taking)a negotiator is sent to try to talk you down but will not give you anything, their job is to talk, and Charlie made stupid demands as an excuse why he did what he did, but he was just disrupting the prisons regime and causing trouble. A national newspaper printed his first demands and Charlie read about it and laughed, so kept making demands

[@123Dunebuggy]

Instead of giving him a proper sentence, he got endless victims.

[@manuelcampi8956]

Well at least no one's if I remember well

[@gerbilgod2261]

@@zerozatan sheesh

[@steveraybro8769]

Flex tape can’t fix that

[@joe4916]

@guy c he's right. There's no therapist on earth who can fix his fucked up mind. Also you're a hypocrite

[@TheEnabledDisabled]

@@zerozatan he does not wanna hurt, he just get very easily pissed. The only reason he has been able to do so much damage is due to the incompitence of the goverment

[@lllll4891]

Imagine sharing a cell with this guy. Me: *Breathes* Also me: broken arm and three broken ribs.

[@sebastiannikkolas8497]

Lol 😂

[@chrisjackson8889]

It is true

[@explosivebean8328]

At least you barely had a cell mate,he was in solitary so much

[@PerseusR51]

No, *your whole skeletal system is jacked*

[@Richard-dz4pm]

Me: Breaths Next moment Guard: 72 Hit markers

[@cookie2675]

This man sounds like a fallout new vegas character i made. Named him sir chap and he only used his fists. Punched a deathclaw to death

[@Mirageknight2133]

Simply beautiful that lol

[@johnywoof5007]

That took guts!

[@Cruor34]

The game is garbage out of the box and way too easy, sadly for people like you. Mods make the game fantastic, and an actual challenge. You will not be punching any deathclaws to death with the proper mods.

[@ED11169]

Cruor34 nobody cares

[@lalli8152]

I made similar character in fallout 2. Round house kicked everything to death.

[@KaruSnep]

6:18 Atleast he didn't do what Hitler did and that's what counts

[@lotus20856]

he pulled a twitter

[@ericdpeerik3928]

Become a vegetarian?

[@trevorslinkard31]

Florida Man: “Finally, a worthy opponent!”

[@lakemonstere6526]

Our battle Will be Legendary

[@TheGameMage_]

Not gonna lie that would be fun to watch

[@soilingbranch5350]

OUR BATRLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!

[@luisporrasporras830]

Let's get to it then🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️

[@vecistus]

😂

[@Huggsmd]

"At the age of 19" Looks like old man

[@tehfeezsadik8700]

I turned 17 this Halloween and people say I look like an old mature man :')

[@Don_of_the_Dad]

Tehfeez Sadik Every 17 year old says that, brodie.

[@hbk4570]

Im 20 and i look like a child without my beard

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@hbk4570 Same but I'm 25. Starting to look like a teenager.

[@HollowHades1894]

The power of aging at its best to some people, I'm 20 and i look like I'm in my teenage years

[@Yceb0x]

*When you eat 3 vitamin tablets instead of the recommended 2*

[@sabresergal8989]

YceBox *flintstones kids vitamins

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Imagine being so incorrigibly violent that the state actually paid for, and built, an entirely new prison facility just to house you.

[@sankyu3950]

*Michael gordon peterson goes to prison* Michael gordon peterson: "Bravo six going dark"

[@demoman8714]

Maybe hes a Brother of captain price

[@NotNicot]

I get it

[@Littleton3513]

skylerelax It’s a COD meme

[@NotNicot]

Oh i thought he was talking about Rimmy

[@jakefarrand6124]

Possessing a shotgun: 8 years Armed robbery: 7 years O K S U R E

[@Kydino]

Britain.

[@crd-hp6zo]

lora 1111 but does Britain’s crimes stack so he would get possession of firearm and armed robbery so it be like 15 years

[@casper14301]

Modified shotgun without a license*

[@johnlucky1120]

Murder: 6 years Drug possession: 7 years *R U S S I A*

[@Hapitwat]

These crimes were committed years apart from one another. Sentences for the same crime or similar from one decade to another can be completely different

[@VrchatStarlings]

he also wrote letters to the parents who lost children during the bombing in manchester

[@rafiqulislamfaruk1892]

Who bombed Manchester? He was born after world war 2?!

[@dirtypaco3502]

@@rafiqulislamfaruk1892 The Manchester Bombing 22. May 2017 perpetrated by Salman Abedi. It was a terrorist attack.

[@eloquenthillbilly]

@@rafiqulislamfaruk1892 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Manchester_Arena_bombing TLDR Radical Islamist bombed a pop concert. There was also an IRA bombing in the 90s but I don't think anyone died.

[@jacksonmacpherson6101]

@my mom careful on the edge there man

[@AccFinEco]

..... wow, what top bloke to write those letters... 😒😒😒

[@kingofworms831]

This guy is the literal definition of chaotic neutral

[@demoman8714]

He probably poured in monster with his tea.

[@criticalalfredo707]

totally british but one: - drinks tea - man of culture - formal and well-mannered - madlad

[@gamecarnival2024]

Formal and we'll mannered

[@Toxin_Glitch]

*FISTICUFFS 100*

[@josephstalin7353]

what about using knives?

[@gamecarnival2024]

This man is the definition of being pissed off

[@ymglhahaha6877]

Football

[@mikekazz5353]

Man, who ever did the animation is getting really good, they're really improving alot and I like it.

[@scrubsrc4084]

I had the pleasure of meeting him once, recording an interview a family friend made with him for a PhD study, what a guy!

[@theoreoman4597]

Charles Bronson: *Exists* Everybody in the prison: *Confused screaming*

[@fifthrider]

If there's a war, guys like this become Mad Jack and are revered as great fighters. If there's no war, they got skills they're not able to use and turn into Charles Bronson.

[@Neophobic]

Ehhhhhhhhh military service still requires some level of discipline which this guy 100% doesn't have. How do you think a guy like this would handle orders?

[@connorg5879]

He would be giving the orders

[@MrPanos2000]

@@connorg5879 no he wouldnt lol, he would be out of the army in a weeks time with temper and manners like that.

[@MrPanos2000]

"Mad Jack" lived most of his life in peacetime as a civilian without commiting any crimes or hurting anyone outside of war. He also served long years in the millitary which meant he had discipline, a set of skills and from his adventures we can judged he pocessed quite the intellect. None of that can be said about the absolute mad man shown in the video above

[@Neophobic]

@@connorg5879 everyone receives orders from someone, genius. Even if hes a commander

[@Hope-og3ei]

I imagine he is just like British Trevor Phillips due to his personality.

[@jaxbriggs6649]

Except Trevor would slaughter 10 people in one morning where as Charlie Bronson killed No one

[@Hope-og3ei]

@@jaxbriggs6649 Yeah.

[@dashtron7966]

My trevor Phillips has already killed over 10000 people buuuuuuuuut I think I deleted that save (as in I started a new game)

[@jaxbriggs6649]

@@dashtron7966 That was really unnecessary to announce that ur a devils reject

[@dashtron7966]

@@jaxbriggs6649 I don't know what to say but I guess you're right

[@MasterSpud]

His animated figure deadass looks like Dr. Robotnik and now I don’t know whether to laugh or be scared.

[@BlackoutFury]

You know someone is british, when someone demands a cup of tea while taking someone as Hostage

[@hugovasquez8222]

Chinese?

[@donallt5125]

@@hugovasquez8222 No they would demand opium

[@hugovasquez8222]

@@donallt5125 didnt these guys went to Taiwan?

[@wommyu]

@@hugovasquez8222 no that different chinese The chinese with Opium died and only came back during WWII

[@Alexander-vm2ox]

@@donallt5125 opium tea 100% organic 100% Hemp Seeds 23%

[@mateoclaure6237]

This man should have a character in GTA

[@Ivan-uq8cc]

Gta 6 character?

[@99mrpogi]

Suggested name. Charles manson Bronson. A reference to both Charles Bronson and Charles manson

[@badasstrapbass2313]

Just for people to whine about him

[@adisappointedfbiagent449]

Okay so you're saying we need a second Trevor?

[@aaa-vx8ke]

Crusader C A T yes

[@os8mm178]

When you don’t take a hostage and write a letter instead😇

[@justicedunham4088]

A strongly worded letter is VIOLENTLY British lol. Just like demanding tea in a hostage situation.

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Friend 1 : So guys, what do you think is the worst prison punishment? Friend 2 : Execution. Friend 3 : Solitary confinement. Me : Being cellmates with Charles Bronson.

[@AuroraWolf655]

This guy makes the Hulk’s temper look like a child crying

[@foxtaurdev2607]

Alphawolf 655 (tantruming) no offense. Just helping you out, buddy! 😉

[@AuroraWolf655]

Foxtaur Dev no offense taken

[@VVEmil]

Sounds like a nice guy. Just DO NOT piss him off.

[@Hope-og3ei]

Maybe he has a dark history that causes his temper born due to his family despite his family is the stable and normal background like parent do something that makes him worse in secret or he is anti-racism or other reason as lightening his random violent motive. I got that solution from GTA V as Trevor's family history is just like his.

[@VVEmil]

@@Hope-og3ei Not gonna lie...I kinda got the same temper issue for the same reasons....except not to this extreme.

[@Hope-og3ei]

@@VVEmil OK/

[@Snoopy9675]

V. V. Emil u angry boi

[@VVEmil]

@@Snoopy9675 You have no idea.

[@Darkiie]

“You would’ve thought Bronson would try to control his issues” I didn’t. I really didn’t.

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

Simple history: "He found a wife and calmed down" Me: "but" Simple history: "... but-" Me: "yes"

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Fun fact : Solitary confinement makes prisoners MORE dangerous.

[@phillynch4971]

In the US, he'd get sentenced to indefinite solitary confinement.

[@dazboy2244]

He'd also get shot by the prison guard

[@cosmicoandromeda7195]

I thought he would get a free ticket to the electric chair

[@samzen9031]

@@cosmicoandromeda7195 He didn't kill anyone so no and Naz Prison guards don't carry guns inside prison.

[@liquidocelot5976]

He’d probably get shot by police before even getting arrested

[@jongles2530]

@@cosmicoandromeda7195 Its not in use anymore. Its lethal injection.

[@lukeparham3295]

When you get a harsher sentence for owning a gun than for armed robbery, assault, and taking hostages, you might be in Europe

[@RichARock]

Well they don't want criminals with guns so

[@brodaviing6617]

@@RichARock Criminals still rob places a lot with guns here. It's just the public who's disarmed.

[@joekrafft7125]

Luke Parham god for real

[@bobcheese427]

*modified shotgun without a license.

[@RichARock]

@@brodaviing6617 they don't in places like the UK since they have some of the best gun laws in Europe

[@cab7332]

70 Years Later: History of NordVPN

[@arandomguy3696]

Reporter:How- Bronson: *punches the reporter*

[@NathanTheHoundoom]

🤣

[@rosaria8384]

Grand Theft Auto: London in real life.

[@hakureikirisame1173]

Tbh, he looks like Robotnik though

[@RealRisingRabbit]

"The situation was defused by police negotiators" *shows officers in full riot gear beating Charles Bronson* Uh huh, yeah.

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

Police negotiators are literally riots guards you didn't know that? Plus they needed that gear to protect them from him

[@Covey7342]

BronyTran How else would you deal with a guy like this? Ask him nicely to stop?

[@hollowhoagie6441]

@Kshitij Raj he'd be lucky just to get Tazered, if that could even stop him

[@Neophobic]

@Kshitij Raj what country is this 😂😂

[@crd-hp6zo]

Kshitij Raj except he would never of got out of prison after that first armed robbery in prison in America

[@unclebones23]

Surprisingly: There's an amazing movie about him.

[@liquidocelot5976]

What’s it called

[@daverockefeller7486]

@@liquidocelot5976 I think it's called "Bronson", Tom Hardy playing him. Pretty cool movie.

[@jonesy19691]

Yes, it's called "Bronson", it's an awesome movie!

[@mohamedbeiba4194]

The fact that he doesn't need a weapon to take hostages is mind blowing😂😂😂

[@Bobbb-f3i]

He usually did have weapons, watch the video, he slashes shelf with the razor when he had the three men tied up in his cell, and he made a spear out of a knife and a broomstick(which was shown in the video when he took the art teacher. I've read books about him and he did use weapons but he's also a big bloke and if he beat you and tied you up, why would he need a weapon?

[@Skycube100]

If you want him to calm down just present him an Archaelogist with a Fedora on and an Airplane Propeller. I assure you he'll calm down.

[@sherlockholmes8872]

Good one

[@Your_Mossad_Handler]

Could someone please explain the joke?

[@Indianajones2211]

Megan Lukes Look up Raiders of the Lost Ark, Airplane fight scene. You’ll see the resemblance!

[@Jaunt3]

Looks like he wants to kill a blue hedgehog that collects rings

[@yellowchino3883]

jonathan I am going to shoot myself due to how funny this is lol

[@DustMug]

Bro this is so funny I forgot to laugh

[@CitizenSnips69]

Haha get it cause he bald XDDD

[@justincurry5887]

*an ugly blue hedgehog

[@markmorris7123]

@@justincurry5887 the hedgehog looks really good now

[@stormthrush37]

Ah, Britain. Where even the most violent are civilized. Including among other things, hostage requests that include requests for a cup of tea, releasing hostages that dare to fart, being a talented artist, an award-winning poet, a published author of a wide variety of books, and who has finally learned, in proper British form, to respond to insult and injury with a strongly worded letter.

[@Engraved604]

In solitary confinement: Guard: *coughs* Charles: *starts punching air* Guard: *coughs twice* what r u doing? Charles: i bEat TeH viRuS wITh FisTS

[@popcorns6472]

Yikes.

[@cheesecake8620]

"I WILL BEAT THE VIRUS OUTTA OF YOU

[@hexagonearthonaraccoonsoci675]

Thats how to beat corona

[@terminator6552]

"oI beEt Da VoIRoUs wiT mEe FiSTs!"

[@nickjohnson1424]

I feel like he wouldn’t get along with the chinese….

[@plusitive8821]

This guy can even beat up someone who has Full Diamond Armor

[@AncientCultist]

What about someone who defeated Moon Lord and has Last Prism on Terraria?

[@DonnieDoodles]

He could probably punch out a jump-kicking Cloaker.

[@jackburgess6676]

What are you 5?

[@laniemalana1517]

@Isaac Ridout Minecraft?

[@user-dd9qq1ru7s]

I would seriously doubt that. I know my dad could beat up him and his dad and my dad can't even beat up a guy in diamond armor. Don't ask me any questions.

[@psychee1]

*"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you..."*

[@HalfDroid5]

psychee1 *Your locked in here with me*

[@KittycatKye]

This gives me Doom vibes.

[@VVEmil]

Not just a madlad but THE madlad. Dude just wants his tea and icecream.

[@somedude1068]

when physical violence stopped working he began to do mental damage to guards...what a lad

[@papikrabz3592]

When you give the adhd kid half a tea spoon of sugar

[@ezekiellloyd8369]

PapiKrabz It doesn’t work like that trust me I have adhd

[@papikrabz3592]

@@ezekiellloyd8369 www.google.com/search?q=joke+definition&rlz=1C1GCEA_enAU822AU822&oq=joke+definition&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.4886j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@LegionesCataegis429]

I have ADHD but I don't end up beating up people, nice joke though.

[@papikrabz3592]

@@LegionesCataegis429 Depends on what school you go to

[@ThatsNotMichael]

This ADHD kid in my class got up because some other kid dropped a pen on ADHD kids jotter. He went absolutely mental and started swearing uncontrollably and shouting threats. Everyone in my class just laughed. They had to get the vice-principal to get him outta there.

[@CyberRager]

Screw that person who said "fights lead no nowhere"

[@HalfDroid5]

They lead to prison

[@projectvaporz]

@@HalfDroid5 and release from prison ; )

[@HalfDroid5]

shinninsword and then back to prison ;)

[@RemixedVoice]

It's just hilarious to me how he auctioned off one of his art projects to help a kid's treatment for cerebral palsy.

[@Trooper-tr6zi]

Lol

[@Notmagickal]

Instead of killing people, he's saving lives and just beating up guards. What a madlad

[@thethirteenthdoctor1716]

You forgot to mention the part about him strangling a padeophile with his dressing gown sash in broadmoor

[@tochar6344]

Police*Arrests him* Also the police; He is too dangerous to be kept alive

[@Lajehang217]

You forgot to mention even tho he was the most violent prisoner he never actually killed anyone

[@michaelh1603]

Or raped anyone.

[@1987Confused]

He may have settled down they messed up his lunch and he didn't hold anyone hostage....

[@MasterSpud]

You know someone is an absolutely mental lad when it’s an incredibly positive thing that he didn’t take someone hostage and instead wrote a letter about it.

[@soapbaker1968]

This guy is quite possibly the strangest man I've ever heard of. Seems like he was just bored half the time

[@tylerforehand2983]

*Sir Smith* What kind of picture was it? Abstract?

[@Si_Mondo]

Have you seen the movie about him, Bronson. Tom Hardy plays him brilliantly.

[@doomtrooper3184]

@@tylerforehand2983 As far as I know he doesn't do that kind of thing. Search for his book "Solitary Fitness" and you'll see.

[@michaelhintz7679]

@@doomtrooper3184 I heard that Bronson is/ was so strong he could bend metal doors solely by his bare hands.

[@doomtrooper3184]

@@michaelhintz7679 That and the glass punch would be one of his biggest strentgh markers. The "glass punch" in the book I mentioned. He punched a bulletproof glass without damaging his fist from the punch, although he cut himself with the glass.

[@Yggi11]

Imagine Hannibal Lecter's face as this guy is moved into his cell.

[@austinbutcher8106]

He would un restrain him just to fight a canibal

[@billetede2peso113]

It would be hard to see hes mouth

[@austinbutcher8106]

Hed still knock his teeth in

[@gavensedgwick6516]

You understand that Hannibal Lecter was a fictional character and that Charles Bronson is a real person, right?

[@austinbutcher8106]

Yes

[@r3trogh0st58]

im just laughing the fact that any little thing happens he always take people hostage😂

[@bigsheed9003]

He released a hostage because he farted!!!😂😂😂😂

[@alpharius7630]

Charles peterson in a nutshell: agent 47 but with mustache

[@CraFtoRek]

agent 47 has no emotions and never gets caught

[@zuccx99]

@MasteR NOT IF I PLAY HIM!

[@CornPop-cz2eo]

Agent 47 mixed with The Juggernaut from X-men.

[@karakter222]

Saxton Hale but no money

[@jdm2514]

He's never killed anyone. That's honestly the most shocking part. Good for him I guess?

[@eaglewatch0783]

At 5:29 I just love his facial expression in that scene. He just looks so bored and then all of the sudden he puts a fist in the governor's face XD

[@wheneggsdrop1701]

Angry british guy takes hostages:Demands teas. This is what I can imagine: *YOU HEARD ME RIGHT BRING ME SOME DAMN TEA*

[@CarlosValenzuela-sx9xb]

Imagine this guy being the father of your girlfriend 😂

[@austinbutcher8106]

* his daughter walks in crying* (guy that dumped her) why do i here boss music?

[@adam3079]

Who would date an English girl 😂😂😂

[@wommyu]

@@adam3079 englisj boy?

[@austinbutcher8106]

I would

[@adam3079]

@@wommyu I'm not English

[@samedwards3285]

it amazes me that how he looks like a body builder from the 1800's but he's still alive to this day