The Muppet Show Compilations: Ep. 6 - Statler and Waldorf's comments (Season 2) [COMPLETE VERSION]

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Statler: "I wouldn't mind this show if they just got rid of one thing." Waldorf: "What's that?" Statler: "Me."

[@traintrack3761]

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[@lucyfernandez8304]

@@traintrack3761 Girl (Singing) I bit to so diss If We can Walk with the Animals Talk with the animals Kids (Singing) Grunt and Squeak and Squawk With the animals And could talk to me. Animals (Singing) Now That you talk to the animals who needs Other Tongues Roger Moore (Singing) I can speak lauggue Fluently Now we can walk with the animals talk with the animals Roger Moore and Animals (Singing) Grunt and squeak and Squawk with the animals Roger Moore (Singing) And they could talk to me.

[@kylestubbs8867]

"This show was awful!" "Terrible!" "Disgusting!" "See you next week?" "Of course."

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Waldorf: "How do they do it?" Statler: "How do we watch it? Waldorf: "WHY do we watch it?" Statler: "Why do YOU watch it?"

[@vestonbruno2795]

I think the viewer's reply was "Because it's funny!"

[@whizzolightred7153]

Because it's funny!

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@vestonbruno2795Yep.

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@whizzolightred7153That’s right.

[@lucyfernandez8304]

@@LuigiLaitinen Statler : Well but Call on phone to sesame street. Waldorf : he good Rosita he left. Both : Oh No we are Friends is Here (Screaming and Running) (Laughing)

[@dencamp6685]

(Stelter) Alright Frog we watch the show. (Waldorf) Yeah! Unlock the doors!

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Statler: "Seriously, what did you think of Miss Mousey?" Waldorf: "I loved her." Statler: "Me too." Piggy: "WHAT!?!?" Statler and Waldorf: "NO, WE DIDN'T!!!!" Piggy: "Thank you."

[@OmegaHulk2010]

Statler: "This show is awful." Waldorf: "Terrible." Statler: "Disgusting." Waldorf: "See you next week?" Statler: "Of course."

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

OmegaHulk2010 They truly are trolls

[@danielwesoloski9116]

When was this commet

[@avyrose7796]

Best trolls ever XD

[@OmegaHulk2010]

@@danielwesoloski9116 1:28

[@LuigiLaitinen]

1:29-1:33

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Kermit: "Thank you. Thank you, and, uh, welcome, for the moment, to The Muppet Show. Listen, I really feel bad about this, but I have a special announcement." Waldorf: "Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last." Statler: "Yeah. Maybe tonight's show's been canceled." Kermit: "Uh, tonight's show has been canceled." Statler: "Have I died and gone to heaven?"

[@knightofarkronia9968]

But they stayed in the theatre anyways.

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@knightofarkronia9968Yes, they did.

[@victorhernandez8723]

The haters you can't help but love.

[@Morningstar91939]

For once we got a blast out of something in this show!

[@freddyrichards878]

"Yes, but how do you dig a fox-hole in a theater box?"

[@New3DSLuigi364]

Crazy Harry: Did Someone Say Blast? [Pushes down on his Detonator] **EXPLOSION**

[@DarkPaladin24]

(About the DCEU) Statler: I wish they've done things differently. Waldorf: How would you you want them to do it? Statler: Better. DOHOHOHOHOHO

[@taylorwalters3386]

Waldorf: I just bought myself a new hearing aid. Statler: oh really how much was it? Waldorf: about 4 dollars. Statler: what kind is it? Waldorf: huh? Statler: I said what kind is it? Waldorf: it's about quarter after 12. 😂

[@animequeendrawer]

“Now, how do you feel about nudity?” “Well, personally it always left me cold.”

[@Alexrocks2024]

Statler: 'Well what do you think of television? Waldolf gets shocked. Statler: 'Shocking, isn't it?'

[@devolutioninc]

Statler: What do you think about nudity? Waldorf: Personally it left me a little cold.

[@knightofarkronia8652]

2:19 One of my personal favourites!

[@DarkPaladin24]

Waldorf: There's something wrong with my hearing aid. Statler: What's wrong? Waldorf: I can't hear with it. (Accidentally pushes it off the balcony) Statler: Oh, no wonder. It's too far away. HAHAHA. (Get's smacked by Waldorf) lol

[@knightofarkronia8652]

DarkPaladin24 One of my personal favourites!

[@jaydenbutera1577]

2:30

[@LuigiLaitinen]

2:19-2:32

[@beterbomen]

14:49 Statler: "Meh, I wish they'd done that differently..." Waldorf: "How would you want them to do it?" Statler: "Better."

[@whizzolightred7153]

2:04 The part where Statler and Waldorf are watching themselves on television.

[@caysenbarnett6660]

Great comedy this needs to be sown all across the world

[@KishoreShenoy1994]

7:14 I guess they were too chicken to insult the poulltry

[@StFidjnr]

7:17 BAAAAAKKKKK

[@LuigiLaitinen]

Yeah! I’ll say.

[@Morningstar91939]

Now wait just a minute, that’s the second time tonight they’ve used a bomb joke.

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Hehe Three's a charm

[@Morningstar91939]

I now realize television has one major advantage over a live stage show.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais a television you can turn off!

[@alemarion]

@@Morningstar91939: DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@alemarion 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Morningstar91939]

I loved tonight’s show!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais no, I just wanted to see if I could say it!

[@jacksonsay37]

My favourite is the one when Sam talks to them.

[@Mia_Hazbin]

Same.

[@nickgamer2693]

Forgot the comment when both Statler and Waldorf said: "See ya later, alligator."

[@gretchenchadwick8343]

My son is special needs and he loves the Muppet Show including Statler and Waldorf he says he wanted to tell them at 2:04 "Statler, Waldorf, that's you" , and 2:14 reminds him of the scene in the 3 Stooges movie 🎥 Have Rocket 🚀 Will Travel where Moe told Larry to try to contact Earth 🌎 and Larry accidentally stuck his index finger in the electrical socket and Moe was shocked when he touched Larry and shocked Curly Joe when he touched him!

[@CelesteKTheNewWaveRevue]

How do they do it? why do they do it? how do we watch it? why do we watch it? WHY DO YOU WATCH IT?

[@robot2rusty]

Why do they do it?

[@vestonbruno2795]

How to they watch it? Why do they hate it? What do you watch it?

[@JenEFunworks]

9:47 its that exact part

[@LuigiLaitinen]

9:46-9:54

[@agatenby41]

kids today wouldn't understand the humor of statler and waldorf, those guys were hilarious

[@ozarkminnie8363]

I understand it and i'm only 14

[@ultmswag3170]

I understood when I was 12

[@TF2Fan101]

15:27 Pickle and Peanut in a nutshell.

[@snowcone9444]

Best Jokes: 0:18 1:00 1:33 2:13 2:19 2:55 6:21 7:14 7:26 8:40 9:15 10:22 12:14 12:51 13:13 13:21 13:52 14:22 14:50 14:56 15:13 15:29 15:33 15:52 16:29 17:00

[@jacksonsay37]

9:15

[@joem.8277]

That is how comedy is done.

[@Morningstar91939]

I never want to go through that again.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais no, the War Of 1812.

[@nencydermawan8033]

Statler: What is Elmo's Song anyway?Waldorf: I don't know. Maybe you can sing a song you made up.Statler: Okay. This is the song, La la la la, Statler's Song(Both laugh)

[@charleyvoncount9999]

0:53. GO CRAZY AAAAAH!!!! GO STUPID AAAAAAH!!!!

[@c63655]

15:12 Well Bob Hope is gone

[@Enterprise-D666]

I’m not surprised. It’s what I always said about this show. There’s no Hope.

[@c63655]

@@Enterprise-D666 could you repeat that?

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@c63655 I’m sorry I even said it.

[@c63655]

@@Enterprise-D666 you should hope so.

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@c63655 (Does a double take and settles back)

[@Morningstar91939]

They’re going to get that Swedish chef someday.

[@StFidjnr]

who is

[@Morningstar91939]

StFidjnr the smorgasboard of health!

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@Morningstar91939 DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@nathanielcruz6675]

Statler: You know, when I see that Judy Collins, I'm glad I left my wife. Waldorf: You left your wife? Statler: Yeah, I left her at home. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

7:47 Sorry gramps, you're no angel... ...yet.

[@knightofarkronia9968]

10:29 Karma?

[@StFidjnr]

7:14 my fave

[@dencamp6685]

Lol

[@StFidjnr]

7:17 cue giant chicken

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

The thumbnail is hilarious 😂

[@knightofarkronia8652]

Ty Hill Broussard Was that from any specific episode, or was it just a promotional shot?

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@knightofarkronia8652 Mostly just a promotional shot.

[@hectorguerra8639]

1:33 The television episode.

[@andrewclinker1186]

Statler is a scary cat

[@freddyrichards878]

11:09 I thought Statler hated opera though

[@namelessdork2256]

I think he didn't consider that opera.

[@Morningstar91939]

Bravo! Bravo!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais no, Joe Bravo, friend of mine is sitting in the third row.

[@Morningstar91939]

That really offended me, I’m a student of Shakespeare!

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Huh you were a student with Shakespeare

[@P51_mustang]

When the audiance is funnier then the comedian

[@Gabriel_Rojas_Arena]

2:30 Face hits

[@charleyvoncount9999]

0:33. GO CRAZY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! GO STUPID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!

[@smcof3]

wonderful

[@smcof3]

who was your favrot

[@smcof3]

who else the frog

[@tamoghnachakraborty1303]

This is the best video. Best. Everyjoke is great

[@andrewclinker1186]

where did Waldorf get a television

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 205 with Judy Collins 3:32 - 6:01 Bonus: 3:49 - 4:04

[@maddymiller4146]

You know what’s the funniest about The Muppet Show?

[@Powerranger-le4up]

The ending. DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO

[@Blackiecomics]

6:24 Snap!

[@Morningstar91939]

Now that’s entertainment!

[@alexanderwillick4521]

That's what you said about the War of 1812

[@christopheracosta2043]

2:29 I die from this! ROWL!

[@Morningstar91939]

I wonder where they took him.

[@KansasKing99]

Could you upload Statler and Waldorf's opening jokes/comments that appear during the Muppet Show theme song in seasons 2, 3, and 4 of the Muppet Show?

[@rossyfuerte9814]

thats funny even my Mon would hahaha😄😄😄😄

[@sashichadhchadha4656]

🕊GREETINGS 🕊

[@Morningstar91939]

He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.

[@freddyrichards878]

"Wrong, he doing okay 'till he came on the stage!"

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@freddyrichards878 DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@rossyfuerte9814]

even my dauther would laugh hahah

[@Morningstar91939]

There it is. Your basic Latin number.

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Well actually it's your basic "pig" latin number

[@Will008]

The original trolls! 😂

[@ellnats]

16:04 how as that not made it as creepy pasta?

[@vincentfichtler7758]

"Well what do you think of television ?"

[@cabdll]

What kind is it? About a quarter after 12. Laughing my ass off 🤣🤣

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 202 with Zero Mostel 1:33 - 2:13

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, when I see that Judy Collins, I’m glad I left my wife.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais yeah, I left her at home!

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@Morningstar91939 DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 216 with Cleo Laine 12:36 - 13:00

[@bettyottman1718]

10:41 OOOOOH!

[@jackscout14]

Think We'll be entertained tonight?

[@Morningstar91939]

I wouldn’t mind this show if they just got rid of one thing.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais me!

[@EdEddnEddyonline1]

4th wall break between 2:05 & 2:13?

[@Morningstar91939]

Seriously, what did you think of Ms. Mousey?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais so did I!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais (together) NO WE DIDN’T!

[@franciscopenajr3909]

0:32 I..I don't get that part

[@whocares_bear]

It's a TikToker.

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, I’m really gonna enjoy tonight.

[@rgkoopaling5299]

You plan to like the show?

[@Morningstar91939]

@@rgkoopaling5299 no, I plan to watch television!

[@cabdll]

You plan to enjoy the show No i plan to watch television 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Morningstar91939]

Don’t tell me you like that trash!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais oh, alright.

[@alexanderwillick4521]

No my hand went to sleep

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, I really should learn to pronounce his name.

[@knightofarkronia8652]

DP Productions Well don't bother now: after this show, he'll probably change it!

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@knightofarkronia8652 DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@Morningstar91939]

Do you think they have life on other planets?

[@Enterprise-D666]

Why do you care! You don’t even have a life on this one!

[@duncanshaw1256]

They sure don't have life on this planet.

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 212 with Bernadette Peters 10:13 - 10:51

[@carolinepieters3109]

the muppet show show? the houdt? the houdt houdt?

[@Morningstar91939]

(groans in pain)

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it’s either this show or indigestion. I hope it’s indigestion.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it gets better in a little while.

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@Morningstar91939 It’ll get better in a little while.

[@JollyOrangeEntertainment]

I don't understand where's the scene where that thumbnail Image came from?

[@miriaminnapolis7740]

0:33 when you lose in fortnite And Caroll spinney retired

[@JenEFunworks]

9:47

[@Morningstar91939]

Here, catch!

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Waste of time nothing will save this show

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@alexanderwillick4521 DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO

[@Ccarbe]

0:27 What episode is THIS from?

[@LuigiLaitinen]

That's from the Don Knotts Episode.

[@zackattack0425]

15:58

[@leahjacob5330]

14:00

[@roferbarsatanlitabarsatan5561]

Rumour Has It 2019 Greezed Lightnin' 2019 Charlestown 2019 Arcane 2019

[@BigBadWolf995]

Does your friend Waldorf feel the same as you I can't feel anything I'm afraid

[@timfalch1969]

Anyone else hear a bit of Norm McDonald in their humor?

[@danielwesoloski15]

16:18 9:42 9:44 6:21 6:02 6:05

[@timothy4545]

Do you have episodes 1-5.

[@Morningstar91939]

How do they do it?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais how do we watch it?

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Why do we watch it

[@leale-tekro5233]

Why do YOU watch it?

[@LuigiLaitinen]

@@leale-tekro5233Because it’s funny!

[@thekayakingpyromaniac9876]

Those two have no chill

[@Morningstar91939]

How’d you like that opening number?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais you didn’t notice it?! How’s that possible?! It was loud and obnoxious with a screaming thing running amok! How could you not notice it?!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais (guy screams and falls out of the theater box) Could you do that please?

[@alexanderwillick4521]

I didn't notice it

[@alexanderwillick4521]

@@Morningstar91939 well in the future i'll try to be more observent