The Muppet Show Compilations: Ep. 7 - Statler and Waldorf's comments (Season 3) [COMPLETE VERSION]

[@milkphobic]

11:05 Waldorf: I bet your expecting chickens Statler : woof woof Both laughing both : woof woof woof woof

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

9:41 That baby is definitely takes after his grandfather

[@leahjacob5330]

9:26

[@Deanmo23]

I think you're missing their interruption during Kermit's intro at the beginning of the Spike Milligan episode: Statler: Better get out your old army uniform. Waldorf: Yes, with 108 angry countries there's bound to be trouble.

[@LuigiLaitinen]

*+Deanmo23* Yeah! 'Cause I have just recently realized that that was basically the only thing missing on this Compilation Video featuring Statler & Waldorf's Comments from Season 3.

[@kylestubbs8867]

That joke requires a bit of context.

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Statler: "Did you like that number?" Waldorf: "Speak up!! My hearing aid's busted!!" Statler: "Did you like that number!?" Waldorf: "I liked what I heard!!" Statler: "What did you hear!?" Waldorf: "Did you like that number!!" Statler: "Ugh!" (Later) Statler: "Is your hearing aid fixed?" Waldorf: "No." Statler: "Then how do you know what I'm saying?" Waldorf: "I don't."

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Cow: "Moooo." Statler: "No. Boo!" Cow: "Boooo." Waldorf: "Hooray!!" Cow: "Hooray."

[@joe6go]

7:44 Kermit is nodding like "seems about right."

[@FireLordJohn3191]

Kerb lol.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Well, he wasn’t in a position to argue with them.

[@phoebe.newall1449]

the best thing ever is watching these two play the Marley brothers in the muppets Christmas Carol

[@ultmswag3170]

Yup but that scene is for the birds

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

@@ultmswag3170 That's an old joke!

[@leahjacob5330]

That’s scary stuff

[@user-rr4nj7gl2n]

Kermit: Hey if you guys let me hide here, I'll give you tickets to next week's show. (Statler and Waldorf throw him out of the balcony; audience laughs)

[@lucyfernandez8304]

1:07 Big Boy : Wow That's a Show in Leo Sayer in concert. Girl : That's a cool to Concert. (Kids Cheering and Clapping ) Miss Teacher : Hey what's that mean. Boys and girls (Shorting and cheering ) Leo Sayer. (Girls Cheering and Clapping & Boys Cheering & Tumbling )

[@sebby081086]

These timeframes at 12:53, 14:23 and 14:40 (press x?) are for those who punishingly watched the Chicken Minute Outro (Bayou Sweet Bayou) and especially what happened to Anatole Bonbon and his movements in the outro song. 12:53 is for Ulysses who cracks in his shell; 14:23 is for Ulysses who cracks rapidly in his shell; 14:40 is for the loud noise of the popcorn machine behind in Chicken Mama's house and 15:23 is for the instrumental music in the credit crawl.

[@themilitantatheist9243]

Waldorf: Eh, what did you think? Statler: Shocking. Waldorf: Yes, but was it funny? Statler: Of course not, that'd _really_ be shocking! Both: Hahahaha!

[@Enterprise-D666]

Ooh terrific, terrific, wonderful!

[@andrewburris4370]

Man do i miss the 70s. (i was born much later than that but i still miss those times)

[@Morningstar91939]

Finally, we’ve seen them do a good show.

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

Good! Can we please stop coming now?

[@kylestubbs8867]

@@xanderwardwell-gaw7472 For the record, they always _could._

[@milkphobic]

4:12 deedee: well what do you think mr krabs Rooney: : you like it mr krabs Mr krabs : that was me shaky moe : your funny mr krabs

[@kylestubbs8867]

9:19 Fun fact: That kid is now one of the writers for _Mystery Science Theater 3000._

[@ellnats]

seriously? cuz if so, that makes ALLOT of sense

[@Logan_Zimmerman]

No you’re thinking of Mike Nelson not Jerry Nelson.

[@leemorganthesmashbrosking1977]

4:46 if you guys let me hide here I’ll give you tickets to next week show

[@TheLichruler]

10:44 When they see a battledroid walk across the stage.

[@KevinStanfordEntertainmentInc.]

4:46 MY FUNNY PART.

[@Rainbowdragon2]

"Good night!" "So long!" *They both realize they're glued to their seats* "Oh no!"

[@ziggy12657]

Jim Henson and Richard Hunt were the better Statler and Waldorf team. Gone but never forgotten.

[@andrewnielsen9823]

Yes. But to Statler and Waldorf, they're gone.

[@LuigiLaitinen]

Yes, they were.

[@HunterTheHero]

Statler: “I didn’t like it.” Waldorf: “What did the Avocado think?” Avocado: “It’s the pits!” *all laugh*

[@lucyfernandez8304]

1:05 Big Boy : Is Leo Sayer inconceivable but is a concert (Cheering and clapping )

[@freddyrichards878]

11:24 SHIT GETS REAL!!

[@milkphobic]

11:33 my reaction to Wii party Wild West

[@Enterprise-D666]

I liked that last number!

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

What did like about it?

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@smetanaandfriends6016 It was the last number!

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@Morningstar91939]

We’re not afraid, we know Gonzo!

[@alexanderwillick4521]

If at first you don't succeed fail fail again

[@rawtoonage8780]

11:35 one of my personal favorites 😁

[@gxv-179]

Dance! Dance! Dance!

[@mubanga.moonze.4012]

The Muppet show is the funniest show of all time.

[@mubanga.moonze.4012]

It surpasses loony tunes, zig and sharko and tom and jerry combined.

[@rockinmosquito]

It was funny to both adults, and kids.

[@milkphobic]

11:01 my reaction to turkeys

[@milkphobic]

10:54 turkeys

[@jacksonsay37]

8:41. BURN!!!

[@Morningstar91939]

(together) WHAT?!

[@HunterTheHero]

10:45 “Roger, Roger!”

[@freddyfazbeartommysouden2899]

2:43 Guacamole!

[@willthedirewolf2934]

8:32 is one of the best jokes on here 😂

[@tommysoudenthe2nd73]

2:43 Guacamole.

[@leahjacob5330]

12:28 Waldorf: Me Waldorf, you Statler. Statler: No! You Waldorf, me sick!

[@andrewclinker1186]

Statler has a grandchild how cute

[@dominickarmstrong648]

I love these two guys there very funny

[@snowcone9444]

Best Jokes: 0:40 0:54 1:09 2:25 2:32 2:59 3:05 4:12 4:18 4:40 4:59 5:27 6:23 8:12 8:41 11:11

[@coachlombardi9657]

DarknessLord96 Especially 5:27. LOL AND PRAISE TO THE GODS OF COMEDY!

[@snowcone9444]

Me in school

[@zackattack0425]

and 4:46

[@coachlombardi9657]

Me: Man this brings back memories. Statlor and Waldorf: Memories of what? Me: 🤔🤔 I forgot. 'all laugh together'

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, I thought the Pilgrim fathers were against show business.

[@Enterprise-D666]

Wade Wilson They were against entertainment. This doesn’t count.

[@Morningstar91939]

I didn’t think I’d live to see it, but for once, they’ve given us something other than second-rate entertainment.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais third-rate entertainment!

[@leahjacob5330]

Gonzo’s Motorcycle Stunt Part 1: 6:45 Part 2: 7:36 Bonus: 8:12 - 15:33

[@anthonymarshall6868]

Book: How should we know how to get to Katima Mulilo? Ice Cube: We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box! Book, Ice Cube, Blocky, Woody, Teardrop, Firey, Coiny, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Pin, Needle, Leafy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@farquhartoffenbechtellersh5727]

5:27 classic

[@masterfarr8265]

9:34 that's funny

[@benjaminjablon4631]

6:36 was my favorite

[@errykflows8683]

My Favorite Muppets … NUFF Said ... “🍺 Dilly Dilly”❗ • Statler & Waldorf (Excellent) • Swedish Chef (Funny) • Beaker (Comic Relief)

[@TheShadi04]

Luna Girl: Hey if you guys let me hide here I’ll give you tickets to next week’s show. Statler and Waldorf throw her

[@TheShadi04]

For an upcoming PJ Masks episode that ends the moon crystal saga

[@Morningstar91939]

That number was something else.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais no, it was something else!

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

You mean it was good

[@Morningstar91939]

@@smetanaandfriends6016 no, it was something else.

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 319 with Elke Sommer (with Statler’s grandson) 9:26 - 9:56

[@danielwesoloski15]

5:09 4:27 4:29

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 323 with Lynn Redgrave (Robin Hood) 12:00 - 12:21

[@Morningstar91939]

Something about him reminds me of myself when I was young.

[@Enterprise-D666]

Wade Wilson What is it?

[@DarkPaladin24]

@@Enterprise-D666 Well mainly his age.

[@Enterprise-D666]

DarkPaladin24 OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@leahjacob5330]

Episode 322 with Roy Rogers & Dale Evans (Western) 11:10 - 11:53

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, this show’s beginning to roll!

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais (motorbike falls)

[@alexanderwillick4521]

So is the motorbike

[@piotrkrupa1144]

I don't mean to be rude or something (you did a great job making this compilation) but you repeated this scene at 2:02 so the picture doesn't match the sound.

[@samp.8099]

There must be a KZbin bug on your part because I don't see any clip repeating and the audio is on sync

[@piotrkrupa1144]

​@@samp.8099 You are right. On my phone, I don't have a problem. Sorry for that.

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

there is a bug in this video and it is taking forever

[@jakepederson3478]

11:53 oh boy…

[@Morningstar91939]

What do you suppose they call that, a novelty act?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais well, that’s a novelty.

[@Morningstar91939]

I think that number raises a pertinent question.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais why did they do it?

[@Morningstar91939]

Say, is your friend the avocado some kind of professional critic?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais you should go to work. Try to make something of yourself.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais guacamole!

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

3:04

[@ARKURU8632]

8:27 1:55

[@jessieblanton9875]

These guys should run the whit house .👍👍👍👍

[@kylestubbs8867]

I dunno... they look like they’ve already been fired.

[@drewhager1851]

Could you make a muppet show compilation muppet labs

[@Morningstar91939]

Poor fellow lost his nose.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais same as always!

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

Terrible!

[@GoodVideos4]

Should have a bit of pausing between most of the segments.

[@Morningstar91939]

I liked that last number.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it was the LAST number!

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

What did you like about it

[@Morningstar91939]

@@smetanaandfriends6016 it was the last number!

[@Grid433]

8:30

[@Morningstar91939]

That must be the glue alright.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais the one they mend the ig with!

[@Morningstar91939]

I have a good mind to go home.

[@Enterprise-D666]

Wade Wilson If you had a good mind you wouldn’t be here in the first place!

[@Morningstar91939]

Just as I thought.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais (hits hand with a hammer) after this show, nothing hurts!

[@Morningstar91939]

I’ve seen wars started over less than that.

[@Enterprise-D666]

Wade Wilson Wrong there’s nothing less than this.

[@realdandada9096]

Why did you edit this

[@GoodVideos4]

Statler and Waldorf' - the very judgemental ones. :-)

[@jessieblanton9875]

Theses guy watching the . Government show

[@Morningstar91939]

What’re we waiting for?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais that’s another first on this show.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it’s the first time we’ve had to wait for it to get tacky!

[@Morningstar91939]

Have you ever thought there must be life after death?

[@alexanderwillick4521]

Everytime i leave this theater

[@andrewclinker1186]

Statler and Waldorf's are trap with chain on the chair

[@Morningstar91939]

Well, that was different.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais no.

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

Did you like it? Then it wasn't different

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, I really liked that.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais are we in the right theater?

[@smcof3]

am i crazy or was that good

[@smcof3]

your crazy

[@smcof3]

i thoht so

[@Morningstar91939]

What was that?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it was very weird.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it was kind of amusing.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais it was incredibly funny!

[@Morningstar91939]

Well, they say all good things come to an end.

[@smetanaandfriends6016]

What's that got to do with this show?

[@TC-TC-TC]

VIDEO OUT OF SYNC WITH SOUND

[@MrRonald327]

Sweet.

[@Morningstar91939]

You know, I wouldn’t mind this show if they just changed the ending.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais put it closer to the beginning!

[@Morningstar91939]

So that was Alice Cooper.

[@kylestubbs8867]

You should see his sister, James Phenomore.

[@Morningstar91939]

I liked that number.

[@Morningstar91939]

I don’t think this show is suitable for children.

[@Enterprise-D666]

Wade Wilson I don’t think this show is suitable for anybody!

[@masterfarr8265]

Jack Dauphinais XD

[@Morningstar91939]

Am I crazy or was that good?

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais I thought so.

[@mesquitegirl2013]

These 2

[@Morningstar91939]

Good night.

[@Morningstar91939]

John Dauphinais (realizes hands are stuck to the railing) (together) OH NO!

[@doloresvargas6450]

I love Staler and Waldorf.Tony

[@jessieblanton9875]

Trump needs these guys on his side

[@rodneyradoll5402]

100

[@jessieblanton9875]

They say all good old thing come to an end what that got to do with NATASHA CLARK ALL ABOUT PERLS US COM FACE BOOK LIVE .

[@jessieblanton9875]

TRUMP HAD THESE GUY HE WOOD NEVER LOES.

[@Morningstar91939]

I didn’t like it.