the MURDER story - Misfits Podcast #78

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

A feel like the line between reality and 'a bit' is blurring rapidly

[@TheSpecificOcean.]

_a bit_ so that was a fucking lie.

[@Longdongsilvers-bk7wv]

My life’s a bit

[@crazynoob159]

Do we have grilled cheese Bit? This is no bit

[@expireddorito2388]

Do we have grilled cheese lol

[@Holliday0089]

No you're just an idiot

[@Gokanaru]

I'm 15 minutes in and starting to realise the madmen are actually going to keep this up for an hour

[@Kabeeb]

they did

[@seabassrae0389]

Toby in the beginning: I’ve never been to fitz’s house. Toby like 5 second later: so yeah I Killed a guy and buried him in fitz’s backyard

[@bryce8530]

Micro Theorist “barried” hi, I’m an English major but it’s buried Fixed it.

[@4ceGames]

@@bryce8530 nerd

[@4ceGames]

@@bryce8530 oh wait lol I just realized...

[@seabassrae0389]

Evening Fam DUDE I SPENT AN HOUR TRYONG TO REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL IT THANK YOU!

[@berni2905]

I'm not sure but I think it sounds a bit like he made it up. Idk tho.

[@Leon-jx8wc]

Toby: I'm a busy man- woman. Swagger: *winks*

[@tarynlouise]

when?

[@visuals4455]

21:00

[@sponkyczar9610]

i watched the video too omg!!

[@Boopus10]

This podcast was like an hour long version of swaggers knee gears joke

[@massdysfunkton]

Aidan Graf when he said he found out how his mercedes bends thats exactly what came to mind

[@bloodwolf2609]

dee gears

[@ZN1Kphotos]

Aidan Graf that’s my Digga

[@tylerrinchuse6373]

Bro I was thinking of that

[@Emil_AP]

Imagine you've never heard of these people nor this podcast, and this is the first episode you listen to

[@abemudokon9497]

Mickey mouse shirt: "random foodz! Lel!"

[@gamersamongus3]

I’ve never watched the podcasts and I’m so fucking confused. Refining opium??????

[@jamiehatfield7392]

This is the first episode I’ve watch of these guys and i find them very funny. It’s impressive how easily they are riffing off each other. Obviously, very good chemistry between them.

[@kouper9635]

Yeah that’s me😂

[@mattvoss6673]

GamersAmongUs nd

[@huon7906]

Zuckles was so funny in this episode

[@evgjokerz1543]

69 likes your welcome

[@breadboi3837]

nice comment, also don't you ever talk to me or my son like that ever again!

[@greatone6196]

He talked about as much as usual

[@ssepia_]

😳

[@saffirestar1701]

haha!

[@fanten5]

Fitz and Swagger: "Telling a story". Toby: "Puts random fruits into the story"

[@phoenixnincsics8151]

Fre sha va ca do

[@scottyscoot861]

Nobod- Toby: well he apologized because he MISgendered me so I had to let him in

[@bobshearer7074]

When the misfits run out of their 20% of normalish stories so they start telling their crackhead stories.

[@dgkphs]

yeah, this was by far the worst episode I've ever seen

[@watty2443]

dgkphs I thought it was funny?

[@ADCVr]

@@dgkphs which is good xD

[@mashyxe3113]

dgkphs this is one of my favourites

[@nikhil2186]

@@dgkphs this is literally the best episode what are you smoking

[@gkrskll]

Summary: Writting an essay the night before the deadline

[@Charlesmouse]

These three bounce thoughts off of each other so easily and are so funny together

[@Jadae]

their creativity > some rich bitches no one wants to hear. A+

[@Ackmood]

Their creativity = some rich bitches no one wants to hear

[@sickomode1357]

do you listen to lunch club because they have a lot of episodes like this and i mean a lot compared to how many episodes they have

[@NaClO]

WCipher we aren’t ready for charlie and ted

[@edge4694]

@@sickomode1357 heist take 2

[@lagklking4706]

I would love to hear more "improv" podcasts in the future

[@endybendy5320]

This Podcast feels Like its A year old because of Fitz's hair.

[@Iconicpants]

You remember when he had no beard

[@GroovySquiddo]

IconicPants how tf did he magically grow a beard after being baby faced for so long

[@saulmedina8406]

@@GroovySquiddo Fax. He probably just went "fuck it" and decided not to shave to see if it would grow, and then the rest is history

[@phasmas1803]

*Definatly not like there was a birthday for the podcast*

[@alexanderolivera7393]

@@Iconicpants that thought haunts me

[@ashleywines5055]

when swagger seamlessly tied in his old bit about the oranges i literally started cackling. these guys are fantastic

[@Calthecool]

Swagger just invented a new slang term for killing someone. “Put him in the compost.”

[@ACDouglasGaming]

Calthecool what’s that like your 30th comment?

[@Calthecool]

ACDouglas Gaming 5th I think.

[@Axolotl4865]

“SHUT THE F*CK UP BEFORE I PUT U IN THE COMPOST” that came to mind when u said that

[@V0SE]

Please tell me that whole bit was just a huge build up for Swagger's half ass Mercedes Benz joke 😭

[@Matty__Matt]

That Mercedes Benz joke had me sucked in so good I didn't notice some jackass running a red light! Sent the poor bastard flying...

[@piev4166]

throwback to his story about knee gears

[@rohananand7101]

I didnt get that, can you explain

[@retarddog6505]

@@rohananand7101 it bent around the tree

[@justarando222]

The Mifsits improv skills have just gotten better and better over the years and this is just *chefs kiss*

[@Perry336]

I'm high on acid... and this podcast feels more like a trip than the acid itself.

[@brogan801]

“He couldn’t see the digger in the darkness”

[@axlelmao1157]

Slamet “Of course not”

[@plate1014]

Replace digger with n word and think about it

[@m_ruddi1277]

@@plate1014 yeah, that was implied, but thank you for explaining it for the dummies

[@ex5080]

@@plate1014 ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh thank god your here mate

[@plate1014]

@@LarsAgro satire

[@duffyorjordon6221]

What if all these bits were actually true and just nobody believes them.

[@m_ruddi1277]

Bro

[@Slidee]

I don't really watch these fellas but why the fuck would they make shit up on a podcast haha

[@Axxtentac]

@@Slidee jokes

[@srodefer]

Slide just like a long improv joke to see where it goes

[@Qstoy]

I’m high as fuck and I thought they were telling a true story.. I was wondering how they weren’t in jail yet.

[@harryg9240]

Plot twist: Matt was actually the one they killed, the rest of the stuff they said was to throw us and police off the trail.

[@watchingpassive9485]

Bro

[@lachlanharvey]

thats why he smelled so bad, it was just his flesh rotting

[@mmiisshhaa]

@@watchingpassive9485 bro

[@Nardiumms]

A story about burying a dead body: 60% Matt's Drunkeness. 55% Backstory. %12 Dead Body.

[@ownih]

Quick math

[@xfirexrainx6668]

Smart man

[@Sarah-tn6nv]

I love seeing them break character for a second and then try to get it back together as fast as possible

[@imRileyP]

what character?

[@Sarah-tn6nv]

Oh shit you right

[@shaggy_e210]

69 you’re welcome

[@ohahoy3936]

Swaggers eyes got huge after Toby said “he couldn’t see the digger in the darkness”

[@Calthecool]

New strategy, just flame Matt until he has to come back to defend himself.

[@antonioguthery9416]

19:27, I’m sad that no one noticed SwaggerSouls’ “damn digga” remark

[@samjannaki5482]

they defo noticed, just glossed over it for obvious reasouns... still tho, those nice witty remarks are what makes swagger such a funny guy

[@Basshoven_]

Petition to turn this script into a feature film

[@noir8455]

what script?

[@LunaKai01]

@@noir8455 I believe what he was trying to say was "Can we make a motion picture documentary on the life of the misfits" however even so I feel 1 movie wouldn't be enough for Toby's life story alone, he has a lot of skeletons in his closet, and in the ground

[@funkyfunky00]

@@LunaKai01 and I believe he said 'what script?' instead of 'what IS a script?', referring to the original comment implying that the podcast was scripted

[@tuomaskivijarvi1537]

fluoroacetate and i believe that he meant that we have to ask ourselfes "what is a script?" I believe its a message or mission

[@LunaKai01]

@@funkyfunky00 yeah no, he was joking implying it wasn't a script, it's a true story, but okay boomer

[@gabetatoe]

It feels like i'm watching an improv class session where three guys has to pretend they run a podcast. Good stuff.

[@TK-lc3np]

I wanna see someone animate this, would be amazing like goofy’s trial

[@kentontraffie6541]

They have talked about it but would cost a lot to do that

[@saladfacei3661]

@@kentontraffie6541 maybe not even a paid animation. Maybe a talented fan could make one

[@Nightsmith_After_Dark]

@@saladfacei3661 that would still take ages XD

[@Poob-gy6sx]

@@Nightsmith_After_Dark either way the finished product would be astonishingly beautiful to watch

[@aa-kj6jv]

These improv bits are actually hilarious, they have such great chemistry together.

[@LordVidashall]

I love how Swagger connected that old bit of the pillowcase filled with oranges into this bit. Is like Pixar movies, all bits are connected in one way or the other. Bitception.

[@andrewnardelli]

“Guys we ran out of guests for the podcast, and we have no talking points. These three: “Hold our drugs, we got this.”

[@bradellis1470]

Fits: "I'm a bit tired" His eyes: completely black Lol

[@JODRecaps]

hi Brad. btw thequartering is a soy boy

[@sheeko9961]

@@JODRecaps shut your gob

[@Axxtentac]

@First name Last name who tf is he???

[@corgihhabana5054]

Fitz looks like he would scream WAZZZUUUUPPPP in the beginning of every phone call

[@NoBmPlz]

The chemistry between these three, insane.

[@Nithian]

this was the longest most uncomfortable bit they have ever done and I loved it

[@welcometothefuneral]

"What's pimp chimpin" - swagger birthday stream

[@jovannybolden]

Domo arigato

[@NaClO]

Krii7yz kiss me kryoz aka smitty

[@theodoretex1068]

Toby- "can't see the digger in the darkness." Swagger- *NERVOUSLY BREATHES OUT NOSE*

[@aidouii]

Swagger: And the Ex who got murdered had a hoodie from scuffed.store! Toby: That's Epic!

[@expireddorito2388]

Fogell_Travels yes I heard

[@walkrr3890]

Woah omg it’s totally not like that’s in the podcast and you’re just copying exactly what he’s saying for likes😘

[@octopusstuffy4943]

yeah, he did say that

[@aidouii]

@@walkrr3890 well i just thought it was funny that toby said thats epic to someone who got murdered lmao

[@tylerkraft8525]

Fitz: "I also buried a body in my yard.." *One hour later* Me: "so that's how swagger's Mercedes Benz"

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

This is a full hour of incredible Improv that blends reality with their crazy fantasies... Epic WE PIMP CHIMPIN'

[@loganmcbride7304]

I never realized how talented swagger is at improv until he started talking about orange peels

[@taesbabybee1079]

The beginning when swagger was flattering Toby had me dead what a gentlemen lmao

[@Feels_Lucky]

The level and quality of this improv is OUTSTANDING.

[@newon2014]

By far one of the most chaotic podcasts so far.

[@Calthecool]

18:10 I’m deadass sitting at my computer in our home office, right next to the bookshelf with our family’s copy of “everybody poops”.

[@shanealpine5969]

Well. I know I've seen this name before..🤨

[@airn-juice4135]

It’s honestly impressive they could keep it going for almost a whole hour

[@Seperatated]

“Big ‘ol yard, big ‘ol body” -Fitz 2020

[@anotheranon8325]

That moment when you’ve been watching old podcast episodes cause you’re bored af and then this vid pops up and it takes half of the podcast for you to realize this was uploaded today

[@hydemerritt3698]

Swagger saying Toby’s gorgeous is the best thing I’ve heard this week

[@cyan9993]

Btw her name is Tobi now

[@jodofly1158]

@@cyan9993 let it go mate , that's going to take along time to catch on ,if he really cares about it he'll address it

[@cyan9993]

@@jodofly1158 even if it does take a long time to catch on her pronouns are still she her 🤷‍♀️

[@jodofly1158]

@@cyan9993 I know toby as a guy , found him as a guy and still see him as a guy , he understands that although he's added a feminine touch to his personality he hasn't taken any actual steps towards becoming or coming across as female , he rarely addresses the topic , has on numerous occasions said he knows alot of people will still see him as a guy and doesn't care.... Fs like his friends still all see him as a guy. Not all of us are going to force things like, everything will be alot more natural and accepted if we keep going the way we're going , allowing everyone is allowed to come to terms with things on their own time. If he really wanted the general population of misfits viewers to refer to him as a she he would have addressed it properly to the general pop of the viewers , not just on stream if he has even mentioned it more on stream

[@cyan9993]

@@jodofly1158 she came out as trans I really don't think you know what that means tbh 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@billy9318]

I feel like this was a really long set up for Swagger’s Mercedes joke.

[@mrcabajhed5122]

I love how this is entirely a bit...or very incriminating

[@jenkkemTV]

Yea but there couldn't be a case or any thing hold up in court because the can just say it's a comedy

[@counterfeit4450]

@@jenkkemTV Not to mention no physical evidence and the thousands of people who would back them up 😅

[@jenkkemTV]

@@counterfeit4450 true

[@50shekels]

Kayson Mitchell fans wouldn’t make a difference

[@counterfeit4450]

@@50shekels Are you kidding? With bail money or just support from protests? Misfit fans are crazy.

[@CHEESEDADDY]

I use Spotify, so I listen on Tuesday, watch on Wednesday and then I watch and listen everyday until the next one comes out

[@Atuym]

I feel like swagger is a mixture of drunk and high in this podcast

[@jodofly1158]

Don't forget sweaty 🤣

[@jenkkemTV]

In every podcast*

[@CoyoteSlicer]

Swaggers a mix of drunk and high everywhere

[@panzerspark1379]

Thats when hes at his best

[@Axxtentac]

@@panzerspark1379 that's how he exists

[@joshuaquinton9631]

No one else talkin about swagger describing the “meta” of home invasion protection lmao

[@Astrodudeguy]

He's american. We are experts on the topic 😅😅

[@chi_6861]

My high ass is watching this podcast confused out of my mind but laughing the whole time

[@fellowgamer5363]

List of podcasts that have to become a movie The Poland Story This story Lunch Club "The Heist"

[@daggerteeth1062]

This is an emotional rollercoaster I haven't had this much turbulance since my parents divorced

[@BloodWolf787]

4 Years later and still one of my favorite improv bits ever. You guys should do something like this again, an hour would be great but even a 20min story or so would go crazy

[@pegasusfirefly9367]

Just to remember where i left of 35:21 Edit: why tf are y'all likin this

[@icedteawewe1266]

titanic is a sea born 9/11

[@andenfighter0078]

relatable dude

[@thereisnochannel9416]

@@icedteawewe1266 yes

[@nottheimposter5406]

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

[@polar2631]

@@icedteawewe1266 yeah but if a building hit a plane...

[@johatho1122]

keeping up the story going and barely having any inconsistencies for almost an hour. this podcast was impressive af.

[@MegaPROBlader]

this is in the top 5 podcasts easy that you guys ever made.

[@Calthecool]

"Can't see the digger in the darkness" (Swags and Toby trying super hard not to laugh.)

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

Me after 9mins: God I could watch them invent a bit for an hour. Them: _Is in a bit for an hour_ Me: *Surprised but glad Pikachu face*

[@krasavits6508]

please stfu

[@juris9546]

Neek

[@marybrowns7296]

“Ur slaying” “That’s what they say” “Ur gorgeous that’s what I say” “Hey... stop it”

[@oreos3174]

Wtf, I listened to this on Spotify yesterday. Im chillin here high thinking “I still need to figure out if this is a bit” so I check their channel for the video and IT RELEASED FIVE MINUTES AGO. Wtf is going on, I’m scared

[@oreos3174]

It’s a lot less convincing with visuals

[@RiftGGx]

Me too feller, but spotify gets it a day early cuz they got a deal w spotify

[@dandywave9360]

It’s cause it releases on Spotify a day earlier then KZbin and iTunes

[@koa755]

The one podcast where they had no idea what to talk about and no idea what to do was my favorite episode

[@Sarah-tn6nv]

20:57 when u forgot that you aren't in the closet anymore

[@catmike]

relatable

[@mammonthegreat9089]

I loved watching this entire story in my head

[@VixOrilea]

I wish i had friends i could improv shit like this with. Shit funny af

[@m_ruddi1277]

This is one of the funniest episode yet, i love when you just improvise like this, i would love to see more like this

[@fatfade]

I already listened on Spotify but the boys gotta eat so 🥱

[@JODRecaps]

hi Fade. btw thequartering is a soy boy

[@Exoousia]

Same

[@fatfade]

JODisHere I am honored to have gotten a reply from the lord himself

[@jodofly1158]

@@JODRecaps mate what's your average view duration

[@titanic0218]

I love this, its straight up just an entire episode of the little improve bit they usually do at the beginning and its glorious

[@peabbbles]

fitz’s hair looks so soft, im happy

[@wickedavatar01]

I'm actually surprised they kept this fever dream of a story up for an hour.

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

47:42 This will never not be funny

[@oscarposadas6064]

“This was like 5 years ago” , “This was like 3 weeks ago”

[@giannademaio7297]

I love mason who let him be so cute ❤️❤️❤️I love the podcast even if he isn’t here I still love him

[@JODRecaps]

hi Gianna. btw thequartering is a soy boy

[@SquetchWahhhh]

Thank you ik I'm cute

[@zacharylivingstone2453]

Kinda gay ngl

[@failedabortion1894]

@@zacharylivingstone2453 Pretty sure Gianna is a female name

[@juliodoesntexist]

Failed Abortion still gay

[@kylechambers767]

this is still the best podcast they've done hands down

[@TheSurrealist.]

The improve episode basically. Loved every second of it.

[@PenguDZN]

"I also buried a body in my yard" 3:37 And then it all began..

[@AlexDelgado328]

PenguPoop did anyone else fucking Get a bit shocked

[@frankejk]

yeah at first i was like, ah typical toby shit but then it evolved and i was like wtf

[@Axxtentac]

@@frankejk this bit is so actually convincing. They legitimately could've done this and nobody would've known

[@just_dmnd3785]

just to prove the authenticity, swagger headbutts the table that was made from the 100% authentic crystalized moonshine that was painted black and that is definetly not a normal wooden table.

[@patricksnyder9818]

I hope I'm not the only one who goes back to watch old episodes bc I need Misfits content.

[@noahn.9555]

By far the best Misfits podcast. The Misfits are hilarious, interviewing random people is boring.

[@wolven.]

I've always known the misfits to be good at improv but it never occurred to me until this podcast how damn talented they all actually are

[@cathawk4628]

I watched this podcast during class and I couldn’t stop laughing. The entire class was silent and everyone was staring at me.

[@averyleffler4501]

Just listening to Toby's voice as he tells stories is do relaxing lol I could fall asleep to it (In a good way)

[@jordang573]

Im so proud on how swagger is doing with quitting nicotine

[@sammamo1427]

i cant lie this is one my favorite podcast episodes ever, funny as hell and pretty impressive honestly

[@Willabough]

Someone give me the time stamp when swagger winks at Tobi thanks.

[@mysteria7652]

20:58

[@Willabough]

mysteria thank you

[@aleksailic3692]

This is the most beautiful piece of comedy

[@smedz1055]

that is where that went, "mercedes BeNdS" smh love it

[@xir0gulive259]

28:49 “landed on an avocado” I haven’t laughed so hard at something in ages 🤣

[@cptkirkland]

41:40 I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@joelhayes9607]

I played it back like 10 times and lose my shit every time

[@TheGhastHunter2014]

I saw the Matt alcohol clip out of context and I was very confused ngl. This hour of riffing is god-tier.

[@anthonycruz5680]

Swags saying "hey girl" to toby made me so happy-

[@ceilidhgavin1364]

Thank you same

[@GBCuddLe]

I don't know what to believe and what not to believe from this podcast anymore. It hurts my brain but I love it.

[@Seaside_Seanster]

My god, this entire Podcast is awesome and slightly disturbing.

[@arxonbby]

I love rewatching these

[@joshs3863]

I couldn't tell if toby was sipping lean or raspberry fanta this whole podcast. Either way I want some.

[@DoJ22]

Gamer sups