The NBA's Biggest Thief

[@koss4881]

Tobias Harris over me - Jimmy Butler

[@bigbangbasketball]

Imagine actually making that decision 😭

[@jamesbartee6184]

I bet the Sixers still regret trading Jimmy Butler

[@thebluebeyond2329]

Hunting 😢words right there

[@LeonidaGator]

Harris’ legacy will forever be remembered by this one quote😂

[@A_biased_celtics_fan_baited_u]

Not original or funny. 4/10 comment

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

his agent is goat 😭😭

[@Zayuhhhhh]

its his daddyyy 😭😭😭

[@ightboss2151]

Torrel Harris (Tobi agent) is the goat

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

@@Zayuhhhhh 😭😭😭

[@jacklike2526]

Literally

[@Embiidisthebestplayeritl]

Agent gotta be Bruce Wayne bruh

[@Sup_bro23]

Goated bag chaser. Turns it up when the lights are off and then when it's playoff time he shuts off🤣. This man had 0 charges in 5 seasons of play 😆

[@lefti9963]

😂😂😂

[@tylerriley2587]

yep, and he is not strong enough to guard Power Forwards, along with being afraid of contact, and can't take advantage of a mismatch.

[@guyincognito143]

And you are?

[@dannydaller3684]

@@guyincognito143damn I didn’t realize Tobias Harris also uses burner accounts like KD!

[@LembeckIsStaying]

"when the lights are off." 😂😂😂

[@look_at_kai]

That 8-24 game was a Kobe tribute😭🙏🏾

[@xavierb9061]

Kobe shot 6 24 in game 7

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

@@xavierb9061and he still won that’s why it’s called mamba mentality 🐍 🐐

[@oobee8163]

lmao

[@domination4892]

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737the won ins spite of him not because of him in game 7

[@jxmmykriminallive]

@@xavierb9061 everyone shot bad in that game. out of all the players that played for both teams in game 7, only 3 shot above 50% from the field and only one of those was a teammate of kobe’s. I never see anyone mention this im starting to think yall didn’t actually watch that game or series fr

[@DavisNBasketball]

76ers fans couldn’t catch a break over the past decade 1.) 10-72 (yes 82 game season) 2.) Injuries 3.) Bad management 4.) Tobias Harris

[@kobepi236]

5. Doc Rivers

[@lagzalot8944]

6. Ben Simmons

[@chase8d]

7. Al Horford 8. Markelle Fultz 9. Bryan Colangelo 10. Elton Brand

[@redduck6483]

11: James Harden

[@embracedsilence9926]

​@@chase8dAl Horford is still good in his role take the Atlanta Hawks' GOAT's name out of your mouth.

[@snap937]

The sixers replaced Poor man's Paul George with the actual Paul George, who plays like Tobias Harris in the playoffs.

[@Moneyteam2324]

I luv pg but bruh I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Herosennin]

The idea that PG performs bad in the playoffs because he had two bad years is wild. Just a casual take regurgitating other casuals.

[@soulreaper1461]

More like homeless high as a kite Paul George

[@X02Overdose]

@@Herosennin*1 bad year

[@bhssssss1]

If PG just scores 8 points instead of 0 in the playoffs, the Sixers probably win a championship

[@drift6785]

This dude the reason why Role players getting paid now... "bro but Tobias got this much, and I'm better than him..."

[@MuttonErase]

Eh could be a joke but theres also just alot more money in the nba nowadays. Theres a reason why Jalen Brown has the largest contract in nba history and not lebron steph or kd

[@ChiTownOriginator]

No. That'd be Otto Porter

[@gilbertoflores7397]

​@@MuttonErase it's because his contract was renewed before theirs, and the Celtics didn't want one of their best players to leave. I think the owner wants to sell the team because it's unprofitable with how much it has to pay it's players, as Tatum is set to get an even bigger contract.

[@MuttonErase]

@gilbertoflores7397 yeah thats the point I was making. He has a bigger contract than other players, that you could argue have more impact than him, because there was more money available in the league when his contract renewal came up

[@WoodsOFF2023]

@@MuttonEraseyour both right. What he said came first and then also what u said came after

[@Kitchenofclips]

bros the only player to take a HUGE pay cut and still be overpaid

[@quentinhans4755]

Definitely was a huge pay cut and he still had 0 charges and being average

[@MoralesCorner]

He could get paid two bags of crumbl cookies and he'd still be overpaid

[@Mike-bs9tl]

Always gotta trade him in 2k

[@BoatsNhoes824]

Bum Harris will always remain; a fkn bum

[@lequack7399]

And in 3d also😂

[@Mizzymsyg]

😂😂 facts I be boosting his overall to get me a decent player even in 2k his value is low

[@SwankLeSuave_25]

Before you even play a game lol

[@RunItBackPhilly]

I’m in the intro selling Tobias Harris to an actual Crumble Cookie location 😂 .. btw the owner said he doesn’t want him

[@Gio-pb5rm]

Almost 6 seasons and 0 charges is an actual crazy stat!! Like not even happening on accident for a starter getting 30-40 minutes a game is nasty work

[@DavidVandemark]

This dude is straight up weaving the contact 😂

[@MrOctober44]

Wow. The thought of trading Haliburton for Simmons and Harris makes me want to cry, feel physically sick, and breathe a sigh of relief.

[@FupaDoncic]

Damn that pick and roll would be deadly

[@alphajdvgaming1867]

@@FupaDoncicyeah it would’ve killed us Kings fans😭

[@jonathand.t.5051]

Hali for Simmons and Harris would've been the fleece of the century

[@qholmes1987]

I don't think y'all wanted Harris. Y'all was just going to take Simmons and would've gave us a pick or 2

[@mr.z6252]

​@@jonathand.t.5051 and there's Tatum for Markelle Fultz 🤣

[@greekifreekifan870]

Sixers have gotta be the saddest contender in the NBA just off the fact that they gave Evil Khris Middleton a bag.

[@mambaASI]

don't disrespect middleton like that

[@greekifreekifan870]

@@mambaASIIt's Evil Khris Middleton meaning everything Tobi fails to do is what Middleton excels at but not vice versa.

[@StopslamminmyGotdmdoor08]

Evil J COLE

[@bpdmf2798]

Do you mean Bizarro Middleton?

[@haydenbain3633]

@@StopslamminmyGotdmdoor08bro the whole video I’m thinking he looks like j coke/ the weekend had a baby

[@TheLonnie300]

It’s amazing how the 2 worst contracts in Nba history were given by the same franchise in the same year 😭

[@FeaturingKO]

76ers masterclass

[@bigbangbasketball]

Ben Simmons gets paid to dress nice on the bench

[@enthusiastofcute]

What’s worse? Paying a dude to dress on the bench or paying a dude to ghost on the court

[@ignotouno523]

​@@enthusiastofcuteBen Simmons did both.

[@jjb33083]

Y'all calling him "Casper" now?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tarikbleak]

@@enthusiastofcute Ben Simmons did both then faked depression because he hates the game of basketball fucking ghost.

[@billycrystal6791]

Agreed, Ben Simmons is the biggest thief goat

[@do3807]

"You're the real MVP." Tobias Harris to his agent

[@ianbzrd]

This video solidified that Dylan must be a Sixers fan lmaoooo

[@mauvemus5810]

This video was a matter of time tbh lmao

[@nbahistorian0482]

At one point I really wanted the Jazz to sign Tobias Harris and give him the max. Thank heavens we didn't do that lol

[@ZayWilson-v8l]

What did you see in him 😭, pls say it was a tanking thing

[@ZayWilson-v8l]

Nvm I see the psyop was crazy

[@thedevilsrockstxr2309]

Yall still suck tho

[@livinginadarkworld2808]

@@ZayWilson-v8li mean granted at the time when he was on the pistons he was good and looking like a carmelo type player . but we all see it was just good stats on a bad team

[@emersonssbb]

@@livinginadarkworld2808 Philly wasnt a bad team when he was averaging 20 PPG. They were a playoff team. How is a playoff team bad. He played his heart out because it was contract year. Lots of players do that.

[@Darkredwood]

I’m a Sixers fan that became super invested when the process started. Everything that could’ve gone wrong with the process did, except for Embiid getting hurt before the 2014 nba draft (ironic). Tobias Harris should’ve never been re-signed but they valued that Miami pick they traded him for at the deadline so much they had to in order to save face. So many things went wrong for the Sixers, it’s not just Tobias.

[@BOWEASE1]

If Maxey never got drafted we would be dead in the water. He's such a good dude and is the next Dame Lillard in my eyes. We could be the Blazers of the east when Dame was a rookie except our Oden is Embiid and he managed to get back from his injury.

[@thedevilsrockstxr2309]

​@@BOWEASE1ctfu he did his job

[@Prince_Luci]

The highest paid player ever to never make an all-star team. When you frame it like that, it’s undeniable how awful it is.

[@jakubkania6592]

1:28 the frickin Rayman music i love you man

[@generalgrievous8805]

RAYMAN 3 MENTIONED

[@Yaro2]

Rayman was such a goated video game franchise

[@emmanuelc316]

I was bout to comment "Hoodstomper" rayman 3

[@shinkibigami9]

Plus the Gran Turismo tunes, bliss

[@ShySo9]

Tobias and Ben Simmons both pulled the biggest robbery from Philly

[@Cbrunning849]

Not really. Ben was decent up until Atlanta and then they got Harden for him and moved on. Brooklyn is really the team that's been feeling that Ben Simmons sting the most

[@sincerelynotme3522]

Ben was all defensive and an all star. Tobias did nothing. Not the same.

[@everydaydose7779]

fr teams paid for what they can deliver on court not deliver water to the bench we ordinary people would be forced to pay for much more expensive tickets and merch for them to cope up with the max salaries this ass players

[@AzureKite]

Looking at the way he played, it looked like he was playing not to get injured. Do the minimum required effort, keep his body out of harm's way, and collect the paycheck. Man brought a certain "minimum wage worker quiet quitting" energy to the NBA. Except he wasn't making minimum wage, he was getting a max contract.

[@omarmerino2177]

06:26 that statement is WILD but true 💀

[@brandonolwell5276]

I came to the comments immediately hearing that 😂😂

[@TheBlaqSpiderman]

J Cole escaped the beef AND got a bag? 💀

[@BOWEASE1]

Not J Cole that's just disrespectful coz he can actually ball. More like Trevor Noah

[@TheBlaqSpiderman]

@@BOWEASE1 didn't bro average like 3 points🧐

[@Self-improving72]

Facts that's definitely him...

[@thequinlanshow3326]

​@@BOWEASE1 J Cole is ass. Harris would wipe the floor with him. We already know that the worst NBA player is better than the best college player.

[@pleacedYT]

Andy hoops mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@vortexluigirosalina5557]

Yeah I heard his voice in the beginning ❤

[@watching76]

0:53 snuck in Jimmy like we wouldn’t notice 😂

[@jasonfire3434]

More like Secret Base

[@imranxalamin]

imagine having both ben simmons and tobias on your team. poor philly 😂

[@mikewootson2085]

I feel bad for embiid philly wasting his career

[@zay7808]

Now Embiid and Paul George just robbed Philly again

[@Trackstar800m204]

No charges drawn in his entire time in Philly 🤣🤣

[@_will795]

Whoa, is that a real stat??

[@picklewithinternet2254]

@@_will795at 17:34 😂

[@dinerenblancc]

This felt very personal, way more so than your previous videos.

[@turnerkirby2508]

0:50 that Jon Bois Saints jumpscare

[@rayneozier]

22:50 me and my dad call guys who get massively overpaid members of “The Ski Mask Club”. And Tobias is definitely a First Ballot Hall of Fame inductee to the club 😂

[@quentinhans4755]

Oh wow

[@theamazingtomatoe]

Dylan wit the clutch upload when I'm about to eat

[@bencabrera8957]

Unc woke up and decided to decimate Tobias Harris

[@expychristian]

The honesty throughout the video, while analytical, is so venomous I can't help but feel that it has become this way because of how Harris has performed or well TRIED to perform on the court. This is just the norm now for how people perceive Tobias Harris. Not just from media faces, but from practically everyone who watches basketball but also understands the dynamic of money and skill value.

[@LionMagnus8]

When they gave him the full Max contract and also extended Doc River's contract I knew they never had a chance past the 2nd round 🤣🤣🤣

[@shikimorikazuki_]

bro your videos are really good I do see that you're now adding memes and jokes that are perfectly placed and not too much that it over takes the video. keep it up man really love it

[@snap937]

Tobias Harris is a version of Lebron where Lebron never met his draft hype.

[@0rionknight636]

Nah if Carmelo had a stroke

[@MoralesCorner]

If J Cole were 6'9

[@clutchbay7082]

i’d lowkey trade him for a crumbl cookie, they’re actually good

[@TippedScale]

I'm craving a wafer right now, so I'd trade him for that

[@dabigchina]

Crumbl cookies are way too sweet for me. I'd still rather have one than Tobias Harris.

[@lllightskindude]

I'd trade him for dora the explorer socks

[@Slowedbrew]

I honestly hate crumbl. Every cookie I’ve gotten has tasted so fake and cheap. I will never spend 5$ on a cookie that is equal if not worse than Walmart box cookies again.

[@TheCook43]

Crumbl cookie is ass and it’s just an overhyped over sweetened piece of shit

[@Lotus77777]

Not Deandre Ayton. Happy to be here early for a Dylan joint!

[@aaronjones5979]

bro was ben simmons before ben simmons

[@AttuideAdjuster101]

'he'd stand in the corner like a good lil boy' LMFAO im crying

[@qintical]

23 minutes of dylandoesbasketball trashing Tobias Harris. Absolute Cinema

[@CYMotorsport]

I actually take huge issue with this kind of rhetoric. Tobias isn’t a “thief”. His worth was miscalculated by people who sign checks. Thats a bs thing to imply. Implore your scouting team to be better. Don’t blame an athlete for maximizing their money. This isn’t Jamarcus Russell. But even that had signs of lack of motivation. This is a guy who steadily improved for over half a decade across 4 different teams. He was indeed valuable but even as a first option on the clippers with a young SGA and vets in Gallinari & Lou williams as co-stars, didn’t elevate himself to any awards. Philly shelling out a near max is a mistake on their part that his history never even hinted at. He stole from no one. The accountability needs to be on the front office. In this case u don’t think it’s fair to say Tobias got his money and gave up. He simply regressed in a different office. He wasn’t a world beater to begin with.

[@bilindabutcher8913]

I agree. Can't blame players for rightfully getting their bag. The teams are the ones in control of their finances

[@Rieky22]

While I agree but at the same time he could’ve idk at least play a little better???

[@letsgetit90]

@@Rieky22- do you if they didn’t pay him the max contract, would his performances have been better? It’s common knowledge that a large amount players will regress once they get bag.

[@ainurramadhani5942]

Yoo, your editing getting better ! I like it 🙂👍 , its been so long im not watching yt videos abt basketball 🤔🤔

[@nolimitdeuce]

His dad is his agent tobias made over 300 million dollars throughout his career without making an all star team or an all nba team let that sink in 😂😭

[@Alex-sj2gq]

Beautiful video man. Perfectly summed up what us Sixer fans have had to deal with for the past half decade

[@tylerolsen3017]

beautiful video, thank you dylan!!!

[@luckybuckeye2283]

Ben Simmons is the Biggest Robber in my eyes. What a Bust of a Player

[@whatsack4529]

@abdoulm.sorofino2642fr ppl overlook that he was a good player before it went downhill

[@obukohwoogheneakpobo3011]

6:16 old head unc Jimmy 😭😭😭

[@brownie7858]

There was no need for that lmao!

[@emoon13]

Surely Dylan is a Sixers fan because the amount of random insults to Tobias is crazy 😂

[@upinsm0ke400]

Tobias Harris is a Heist Artist

[@AR0629.]

Ben Simmons: Hold my beer!

[@sampeterson3369]

As a sixers fan thank you

[@ShadowxDj]

Bro your videos are goated! I love the vaperwave and the info you give us is second to none

[@ktellVEVO]

A Crumbl cookie is overpay for Tobias Harris

[@DontBeAKumquat]

I’m sorry but Ben Simmons is the biggest thief he just gets a pass because he knows how to play “injured”

[@NAMISIMP]

he has actuall all stars

[@RiloXRi]

The NBA's biggest Thief. J. Cole

[@byrondavis9454]

5:00 5 years 5 missed 3s in 8 minutes. Congratulations. Philadelphia reputation continues to peak.

[@faustobecerra]

ur memes in the video are the funniest shit I be weak 😭

[@MyWifeSally0202]

“Tank Commander” is unreal bro this is why I watch your vids

[@bigdrummerhalld]

He was underrated before getting that contract from the 76ers he completely stagnated after getting to Phill.

[@ShawnFX]

2:40 "Tobias Harris while the rest of the Sixer cryin in the locker room" LMAO that gif got me dead😭😂

[@donaterdosi618]

NEW DYLANDOESBASKETBALL VIDEOOOOOOOOOO

[@what.6780]

thank you for this vid dylan just had a long first day of school

[@antant908]

10:05 Just called Tobi Barnacle boy

[@listerineclean9258]

This was a great video man keep it up

[@Abdxlexe]

he got the contract andhe took it, philly js dumb asf

[@J-Hue]

Not really a dumb move. When Jimmy Butler made it clear he wanted out and Reddick was gone too, Harris was the only scorer left they could re-signed to entice Embiid to stay. And Harris's play was just good enough for Embiid to stay. Otherwise, Embiid may have been a few years ago and they may not have what they have now.

[@robertwalker2396]

Exactly

[@robertwalker2396]

@@J-Hueit was a dumb move

[@bilindabutcher8913]

​@@J-Huethis is cap Sixers didn't want JJ or Jimmy so they just paid Tobias over them

[@GeorgePerakis]

Fuck do they have now? 4 consecutive second round exits? Am I forgetting some shit? I'm not saying they should start tanking again but they ain't where they want to be considering they managed to hit the lottery SEVERAL TIMES. Boston just won a championship with worse picks than what Philly got and Philly can't even make an ECF.

[@sevsevsix]

as a sixers fan, u did an AMAZING job with this video LMAO

[@Zenith8896]

Tobias Harris' terrible contract was just as awful as when Chandler Parsons got his big pay day.

[@thacool101]

im an orlando fan but i live in philly the hate this man gets in the city is unbelievable it's shocking how nobody outside of philly knows

[@brianreyes5141]

U know your teams cursed wen u had to deal with harris and ben simmons all at once

[@lllightskindude]

😂😂

[@Fnsoulking25]

The music for every video is so perfect Lmaoo for each segment

[@ewgrosslmao]

This one felt personal, and I loved it

[@antimariologan]

14:12 from his successful robbery is the most diabolical commentary I have ever heard 😭🤣

[@smolaether]

The biggest thief is still Ben Simmons imo. At least Tobias still shows up for work

[@livinginadarkworld2808]

what about brad beal?

[@alexanderjohansson6928]

Ben simmons were good once at least, tobias harris was always trash and picked him over jimmy

[@lil_james1584]

Great video. Dylan never disappoints. “Tobias Harris over me?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickyjuuice4867]

I hate Tobias Harris so much, I'm gonna watch this video EVEYDAY while he's here in Detroit

[@EdWedgie]

😂

[@rickyjuuice4867]

@@EdWedgie I damn hear got this shit memorized now

[@rickyjuuice4867]

@@EdWedgie day 16. Starting it back up again

[@juanbermudez7048]

This is why I stopped watching ESPN, Fox and others like them, and rather get my sport's analysis from KZbin channels like this one. Your insight on topics like this is superb. Love the content.

[@zepherscotty]

Obviously, everyone can play armchair quarterback when they have hindsight. But the 69'ers have traded away or backed the wrong people time & time again. Players like Mikal Bridges, Jrue Holiday, Jimmy Butler, Nikola Vučević, Jerami Grant, Imagine if they'd had Jimmy, Bridges & Holiday. They would have been a defensive juggernaut.

[@TheKiddAce11]

Lmao you think Jrue would've wanted to stay during the years we were tanking?

[@BiggestCorvid]

Big Jon Bois vibes in the music for this video. I'm here for it. Subbed.

[@ayeblocc]

2019 clippers harris was amazing

[@zenkresnik]

It was a contract year. So many players will rev up their game in their contract year just to try and get a bag.

[@mykael76]

Ngl I forgot Dylan was a 76ers Fan, could only imagine the PTSD of him making this… 😭😭😭

[@anishsarang2561]

Dylan went off in this one 😭😭🤣

[@LionMagnus8]

dylan with another upload in the same month? we are blessed 🙏

[@nintendoconvert4045]

Cmon, you’re a 76ers fan, right??? Our team is always getting covered. Either that we we just have so much damn drama…maybe both 😂

[@emoon13]

the animosity towards Harris says it all 😭

[@nintendoconvert4045]

@@emoon13 🤣

[@sanzo21]

@18:27 that joe biden meme got me crying on the floor wtf even is that lmaooo

[@dylandoesbasketball]

LMAO I saw it on Twitter and had to throw it in a vid somewhere

[@Only1Originals]

This was a masterpiece

[@zinoedeki8593]

Never expected a Tobias Harris vid.. Good stuff lol

[@zach7322]

“Tobias the Terrible” 😭😭😭

[@LtNduati]

The Kendrick Perkin quote has me weak 😂😂😂 “asked them if they wanted anything from Chic-fil-a and he came back with a bag full of straws and napkins 😂

[@mohamedh7427]

as a sixers fan im liking this video before even watching

[@mjisthegoat88]

5:09 “locked up for his prime” 😂

[@EAZYMONEYSNIPER7]

I literally called out the Tobias Harris contract as the absolute worst during the 21-22 NBA season. It wasn't til like last season that most people realized how utterly absurd the contract was.

[@GeorgePerakis]

Bro everyone called that shit. You took one goddamn look at the highest paid players in the NBA list and discount J Cole jumped out at you like he was threatening to rob you next.

[@GeorgePerakis]

Bro everyone called that shit. You took one goddamn look at the highest paid players in the NBA list and discount J Cole jumped out at you like he was threatening to rob you next. I remember this specifically because this was back when the Sixers still had Harden and bro wanted to get his payout. Everyone was out here saying "oh that man a fraud he don't deserve no max contract" when Harden was dropping 20 and 10 a night and I was out here like "bruh, you know these people paid Tobias Harris right".

[@zepherscotty]

15:43 im pretty sure he did the arm raising thing to encourage the boos. I think he was on some villian arc mindset stuff in that moment.

[@LearnAtMyExpense]

"Tobiass" - lol

[@EdWedgie]

This was great, as a die hard Sixers fan can I request you make more videos dumping on this franchise?

[@TheBlaqSpiderman]

Remember when we compared him to a Crumble Cookie? At least with a Crumble Cookie we'd get our money's worth

[@zetastreaker47]

Babe wake up, Dylandoesbasketball just dropped a new video