The Negotiator

[@w0mpah]

all the people waiting for her parking space is probably the best part

[@The92Waffles]

I think it's so petty for people to do that lol. Folks waiting, taking up space in the lane for someone to eventually pull out, are the true lazybones

[@SiLL-E-Meat]

She caused a lotta HONKING. Her ego is TROUBLE.

[@Prohibitions]

@@The92Waffles yeah I dont get it its so dumb

[@TheCreedBratton]

that's California people for you. wait in your car for the "perfect spot" vs park shop and leave in the same amount of time

[@lognliv]

@@TheCreedBratton Yep. There were likely numerous open spots farther out, but people would rather be lazy and pester others (who they suspect are about to leave) for their closer parking space. Pathetic.

[@Wombats-1]

It takes 9 seconds average to return a cart, but sociopaths will clear their schedule for 3 weeks to argue they are right

[@jackhenry290]

Strangest stuff ever

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

She had the opportunity to be a good person, but she was so worried about being shamed on social media that she...did exactly the thing that would result in her being shamed on social media. That makes sense, how? 😅

[@niallmcardle7]

#StreisandEffect

[@ventilate4267]

#StreisandEffect

[@__1201]

This is why I go Sam's club now instead. It's like a huge herd of cattle every time I went to Costco when I had a membership.

[@megaultra5005]

how? cause people are trying to play the victim when they know what the better move is just to put ur cart away! if u can bring the cart in the store get ur stuff and leave then u can put it back where it belongs in the first place like cmon lazy bones!

[@jondoe384]

mentally ill NPC's are everywhere in America

[@AltcoinDaily]

She's watching this right now... probably so embarrassed. :)

[@prod_sini]

facts i hope she saw this 😭😭😭 so embarrassing her ego so big

[@iguacu3517]

She most definitely saw this, literally Googling the channel during the clip 😂😂

[@BenDover-vs2oq]

@@iguacu3517she probably saw this comment too

[@predictivesolutionsltd9662]

Fellow lazy bones here. If you're the pretty Asian lady reading this, I think we should hang out

[@stephencolley334]

​@@iguacu3517 Excuse me, it is not live streaming, genus!

[@eagriggs1]

Not only was she a lazy bones, she was incredibly stubborn about being a lazy bones.

[@TheCreedBratton]

she deserved a full size magnet

[@RetroCaptain]

Possibly she's a "motivational speaker"

[@AA-ub1uf]

she is an "Asian."

[@DevilMaskMedia]

Not only is she lazy and stubborn, but when she tries to be clever, she fails miserably.

[@TheCreedBratton]

@@AA-ub1uf what are you getting at?

[@CNT536]

she comes off pretty manipulative while talking in a polite voice. she probably thinks she is a victim

[@getfitron155]

Classic psychopath

[@DevilMaskMedia]

Some might call that a "c*nt".

[@kevinlau5310]

huge b for sure

[@aerotics]

i think she is just braindead

[@StraightFactsNoFiction]

So accurate

[@RivaStyx]

Gosh what an absolute unnecessary pain to society

[@runningkirkwa2934]

Hopefully she leaves society soon

[@Kriptickhaos]

I know right? Why cant people just return the cart!

[@BadDriversOfNapa]

@@Kriptickhaos Or park further away. That woman waiting for that spot was just as lazy!

[@bryantsteury8910]

If this is how she is with carts and literally adding 15 seconds to her journey, how do you think she operates throughout the rest of the day? I almost appreciate the angry ones more. At least then you can surmise they were having a shit day and this just added to it. Being pleasant and combative is somehow much worse

[@anentiresleeveoforeos2087]

yeah this guy just fuckin harasses people who cares about the cart

[@MartinIsRunning]

I love how he just strikes up random conversations with the assumption that the other party is aware of his work already.

[@243wayne1]

They are.

[@MegaSockenschuss]

@@243wayne1 He had this knowing smile.

[@mindras15]

@@MegaSockenschuss i think he was just high lol

[@justme002]

Smile and nod. Smile and nod.

[@maxc8262]

@@MegaSockenschuss I mean if a dude comes randomly up to you talking about hunting down lazy bones and not letting them get the drop on him dressed the way sebastion is I'd be dying laughing

[@MartinIsRunning]

“You don’t need me to, you’d like me to.” Excellent move.

[@jacobp249]

My favorite retort. Agent Sebastian is such a pro

[@Agent1W]

If only my PU game was that good!

[@pdxthomas]

People like her demonstrate paradoxically, how exhausting their own laziness can really be.

[@Jagknorr]

The lady probably already has face wrinkles like an 80 year old because of how exhaustive her laziness is.

[@Agent1W]

It's exhausting to be lazy, and it's lazy to be exhausting.

[@thealgerian3285]

I also know people who are so cheap they always end up losing money by trying too hard to save money.

[@jjwagner595]

👊🏻

[@benjantzen8910]

Well said.

[@niconegro]

She didnt want to be in a video yet didnt take her cart back and tried to speed off making this video one of the most post-worthy videos ever. Genius bones

[@gregh4284]

Giggling bones too. Very deceitful and clever.

[@casperd2100]

degenerate bones

[@JoanneHull370]

Shisty❤bones

[@JoanneHull370]

🦍💨🦴 I just pooped me out a gorilla bone

[@berndtherrenvolk1951]

Narcissist bones

[@PathosConsultingGroup]

I love that you're talking to the guy in black like he'll know exactly what you mean by "lazybones" and "cart narc academy."

[@eternalextrapolations]

He indicated that he understood all about the situation and was intimately familiar with the cartnarcs academy by saying "Gotcha ... take care!!"

[@PathosConsultingGroup]

@@eternalextrapolations he probably sensed the moral righteousness

[@eternalextrapolations]

@@PathosConsultingGroup probably 😅

[@thefastestfox1]

lol

[@KevlarPI]

That was one of the best parts for sure 😅😅

[@MichaelWalker345]

Bruh she’s really trying hard to just not put it back 😂😂

[@ericgarvock667]

we got 11 minutes of content because she was avoiding an extra 20 seconds of activity

[@matthewbrown3152]

@@ericgarvock667 And spent god-knows-how-long avoiding it!

[@ericgarvock667]

@@matthewbrown3152 hey we better watch what we say about this lazy bones since we didn't get authorization to post it on social media

[@christophervanoster]

@@ericgarvock667*oh no we cant talk smack she didnt allow us*

[@BlueTJLP]

That last guy was confused af but passed the vibe check

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

How does one fail a vibe check?

[@noahmarietta7346]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc Rape

[@arrqw4633]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc By not putting their cart back.

[@niconegro]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc being a lazy bones, liar bones, angry bones, or any combination of the 3

[@odysseusnissan]

So happy she didn't get away without a lazybones magnet.

[@tribbledisco]

SO happy! 😂🎉

[@pompkinman777]

SO SO happy! 😂🎉

[@nikkireigns]

A couple days ago, I watched a lady push her cart all the way to the end of the lot and leave it dangling free. Then an elderly lady right next to her started taking hers back. I offered to take the elderly lady's cart back for her and just decided to push it all the way into the store to use it. When I got in the store, there were no carts available! It felt like cart karma! The cart Gods shined down upon me. May your wheels never be squeaky, and to all a good night!

[@lillianp8900]

imagine having her as a co worker

[@runningkirkwa2934]

She is useless to America

[@D4x4Bronc]

set her up to get fired every day

[@alotafhindi7485]

Image having her as ur gf

[@kosher8720]

@@alotafhindi7485 🤮

[@preston999_]

I'd probsbly grape her without the g

[@TheVideoBarron]

Love how every cart guy appreciates your efforts

[@supaflask1275]

That first little polite beep of the cars waiting was just the tip of the iceberg 😂

[@Terminxman]

Ignoring everthing else going on, if someone did that to me I'd sit in that spot all day.

[@saucemandan7961]

The cart worker dude saluted him lmao

[@King24Chicago]

🫡

[@christophervanoster]

I would shake his hand and salute if I saw him too. I wash a courtesy clerk for 2 years and lazybones are the scum of the earth

[@zimmz123]

I'm glad you caught up to her lol. The ones who don't want to be on the internet always give the best reason to go on lol

[@gblargg]

Such a satisfying end. Just when you think she got away, bam.

[@wailer27]

The prime example being you know who

[@videogamehawk79]

Banger as always. Thank you for your service Agent Sebastian.

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

she was on the phone watching your videos and strategizing about how to defeat you, so she waited you out! very cunning....

[@magicsack]

Sebastian said it himself one video that his only kryptonite is a defiant bones. I remember he was thwarted by that one guy in the van who laughed and drove off with the magnet.

[@Haeyvin]

It still blows my mind how people think you can't record them in public when in fact you have no privacy in public

[@kramer1372]

truly…no idea where they come up with that..

[@alanhyt79]

You can't record them in public places where there is a "reasonable expectation of privacy," which would be in a public bathroom or a store's dressing room, etc. In a parking lot, though, there is no reason to expect privacy at all.

[@pulakification]

I liked how cart narc applied a ton of filter, brighten up’ed the image and posted the thumbnail making sure her face was fully visible.

[@Hidalgoes]

I like her she’s attractive

[@pulakification]

@@Hidalgoes you have gotta be kidding me

[@Hidalgoes]

@@pulakification yea she’s attractive you postmodernist coward

[@pulakification]

@@Hidalgoes I might just puke in the middle of kissing her

[@King24Chicago]

Cart Narcs take their Craft EXTREMELY serious, dUUUh

[@douglasmorse2124]

Imagine being a cart pusher and seeing cart narcs pull up

[@Bobby-l1y]

For realz that cart guy waving mid video was hilarious

[@Dancingonthesun]

I'm a big believer in bringing back public shaming. Some people are content to suck, and need to be shown a lesson in the community's opinion of them.

[@_TheGoob]

The bystander at the end is not sure if he's dealing with a crazy person. Lol

[@1stamendmentmedia464]

Neither are we but it's still the good kind of crazy

[@jameswillard1]

Guarantee she was on the phone wasting ANOTHER persons time to ask if it was legal for Agent Sebastian to put her on social media. The fact that she sat there with her reverse lights on for 10m arguing about be a lazybones without a care in the world for the other cars that were waiting for her spot pretty much sums everything up about her

[@radfoo72]

"She's calling somebody. So sad!" 🤣 You notice she never said "I don't want you filming me because then someone might see me being mature and responsible." 🤣 Definitely a suspicious character!

[@rjg0001]

i was almost disappointed with the agent, for committing a rookie mistake, but he redeemed himself for catching up with the violator at the end.

[@jjwagner595]

“You don’t have my permission to film me…” Excuse me, you’re in public. Therefore, there is NO expectation of privacy for YOU! 🤣😂😅

[@pedobear8071]

I absolutely lost it when he turned the camera off to see if she'd do the right thing, and the very next thing we see is him chasing after her🤣🤣🤣

[@knotNyourHead]

That part was obviously staged.

[@niconegro]

@@knotNyourHead nope

[@eddiegolajay]

Rookie mistake

[@davidG15]

@@knotNyourHead none of his content is faked ? Where have you been

[@iunnoo]

@GOMFL there is only one that i know of that (while it wasn't staged), was planned on a specific individual

[@gschaub9]

That lazybones was a sneaky bones, but still got the magnet spank. Nice work, Agent.

[@biblesaurus6862]

The convo with the random guy had me dying 😂

[@kellylott9296]

"I don't want to be posted that's it." "Are you afraid you'll bring shame upon your family or something?" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@randylaytonorangeboy]

Yesterday was unloading my groceries and this very nice man in a Buffalo bills cap came up to me and asked me if I was done using my cart. There are still good people out in the world.

[@nathanwilliams6968]

Go bills

[@randylaytonorangeboy]

@@nathanwilliams6968 i know I said to my mother its better than Maga cap.

[@243wayne1]

@@randylaytonorangeboy -WRONG. MAGA caps are the BEST!

[@ElbowJumper]

@@243wayne1make sure you get one of the $99 Trump NFTs! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@SmittyAZ]

@@ElbowJumper Sold out / money is laundered...

[@xploration1437]

These all need to be 10+ minutes.

[@twiz1084]

Vids over 11 and half, should of gone to school budgie smuggler

[@Naltddesha]

@@twiz1084 looks like your schooling didnt teach you was this + symbol means. 🧐 what is this strange hieroglyphic

[@atxlighter2721]

T wiz stay in school buddy

[@pepperwestwood]

*hours

[@dannyc7227]

The bystander thought he was working for Costco. Lol

[@mattscott7871]

I love how agent Sebastian always practices full insertion when returning carts.

[@christophervanoster]

The carts want cart narc inside them

[@DeeloGoodquest]

lol @ "Are you afraid you'll bring shame upon your family or something?"

[@1stamendmentmedia464]

And she certainly did!

[@pkillerx]

It's a shame how some grown, independent adults can't demonstrate some basic human compassion and responsibility.

[@matthewrogers2328]

I was about to post my condolences to Agent Sebastian for trusting the liar bones. But with highly trained skills and a stroke of better luck, Agent Sebastian took the W! Keep up the good work!

[@ZackMorris1]

I thought this was gonna be the first L the CartNarcs was gonna take until that overtime sticker deployment! Kept me on the edge of my seat!

[@crispychubs]

This has to be one of the strangest encounters in the history of Cart Narcing.

[@shanevassallo]

I like how she agrees with like everything he says, and then adds the conjunction "but," and then says her excuse for not taking it back.

[@Iwantedtoleavethis]

Love the cart narcs! Not just holding people accountable for their carts but for their bad manners and general selfishness as well!! People need to be held accountable more today. Everyone is so rude and self centered it makes me sick

[@RogueCowTurd]

"i dont give you permission to post this footage" i mean like, cool? good thing i dont need your permission. there is no presumed level of privacy in a company car park.

[@mcglovin1628]

It's almost like they don't know or understand their rights 😆 this is why I love audit videos. This is an audit of human decency.

[@BarelySaneGenius]

Ma’am this is a parking lot..? 😂

[@michaelhenderson5946]

The guy in the black jacket at the end was so nice and polite. 😇 A breath of fresh air after watching that liarbones and foul-mouthed impatient car-honking woman.

[@VegasLoungeAct]

"Bad parking job, too." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . I love this guy!

[@JohnSmith-ip8kp]

He just started telling the dude at the end like it was his friend 😂😂😂🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@l.a.raustadt518]

I know she is cheating on her usual grocery store. Naughty lady! 🤣

[@iankantian]

That's the most graciously I've seen someone accept the magnet. Apart from the epic standoff.

[@nunyabizness3882]

Well she probably knew it was coming after studying agent Sébastien's tactics online in that parking spot for half an hour. When he came walking back up, it was inevitable.

[@jonsmith5058]

Seems like Agent Sebastian got soft, tried to not magnet the lazybone and give them too much of a chance. Showed why you are taught to be strict at the academy.

[@Ignatius_riley]

Sebastian, dude, you are funny as fuck and it’s actually shedding light on real annoyance and I do believe you should profit. It’s such a pet peeve that you tapped into that you will always have support. Plus you are funny as fuck.

[@Danified1]

The amount of time and energy expended arguing with a cart narc always exceeds that of just returning the f***ing cart by at least 10-fold

[@mroogilyboogily9207]

“We are not the force of law ,just the force of conscience “ .. GENIUS !!!!

[@MiNCRUM]

Never ceases to amaze me why people stick around to argue and actually make themselves look like morons.. you could literally just... drive.. away...

[@xtraspecialj]

Lol, the dude at the end was so confused... "Take care" ya crazy bastard is what he was probably thinking.

[@gvillejeep]

She had more laziness than you anticipated and waited you out till you lost focus. That's a new one! Might take some extra training.

[@iunnoo]

lmao

[@lancecarter1643]

"You don't need me to. You would like me to" I'm writing that down. That's a good line.

[@rotarpowered6665]

Like a hemroid that won't follow through with simple requests

[@Masada1911]

You were right about one thing cart narc The negotiations weren’t short

[@pablitothegringo1913]

people spend more time arguing than they could by getting out and walking their cart to where it belongs

[@JewandGreek]

"Well you know it's going on the internet now!" 😂

[@rayannaandrade6337]

It’s just disgusting how pathetic people will be for the sake of their ego. All that could’ve been avoided had she just put it TF back

[@kellylott9296]

"I would be justified to deploy a magnet...." I love how serious this is treated.

[@locabynature]

I really wonder what that guy at the end was thinking when he met a cart narc in action for the first time ever? 🤣 it's glorious.

[@Tom-gt8yy]

"damn, people get upset" ... how prophetic

[@suqmadic6672]

So fresh i only can watch it in 360p! Thanks again carthero!

[@Masada1911]

We are partying like it’s 2011

[@catvoice5336]

At least she wasn’t cursing and going all crazy. But still a lazy bone.

[@kellylott9296]

"the lazybones has been stuck in a traffic jam"..."hello!" LMFAO 🤣 🤣🤣

[@jasondiaz8792]

Thanks for posting! I am going to share the hell out of this.

[@80sHairNation]

Much to the chagrin of that lazy liarbones. 😁

[@RealmRabbit]

"I will not give you the right to post me" I love that... So dumb when you're sitting in a public parking lot... And people seem to think that this actually works... I think it's because when you're in school getting your photo for the yearbooks you need to get your parent/guardian permission first, but that's because you aren't an adult yet and if you're just standing out in public no one needs your permission... It reminds me of how you sometimes see people on Facebook posting something like "I do not give Facebook permission to use my data. Copy and paste this message to prevent them from doing it." and people will actually fall for this... YOU ALREADY DID AGREE WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ACCOUNT!!! IT WAS THE CHECK BOX YOU CLICKED WITHOUT THINKING!!! Like, omg...

[@ryancooper780]

"I'm more of a behind the scenes.." "Oh, are you a director?" 😂😂😂😂

[@viralsheddingzombie5324]

I thought the negotiator lady outsmarted Sebastian, but he got even at the end. The CN academy paid off.

[@ClayMationNation]

She was just usin her nice smile and pretty face.

[@YehovaFirst]

Pretty face? What were you watching bruh?@@ClayMationNation

[@jemstar33]

Must have been so satisfying when he saw she was stuck in traffic and proceeded to gently place the lazy bones sticker of shame

[@MensaGiraffe]

She seems like the type that is lazy in every aspect of her life and then makes excuses. Her relationships must be tiresome and toxic.

[@Bahaaeddeen]

This channel always makes me smile when I see the notification for a new video😂😂

[@deadbody-h6f]

I always put my cart back, and I grew messed up young with all drugs and mental illnesses and more. I somehow have no felonys, and im still around born and raised in the windy butt city. When you treat carts like a lazy bone game, you play yourself with scaredy bone fame. Thank you to our special agents around the entire parking lot.

[@Kruz8er]

so proud of you agent sebastian for this invaluable service for the betterment of all of america! Next time please dont hesitate on sticking that magnet.

[@8Ryanaugust]

We needs narcs for people camped out in the lane blocking traffic while waiting unnecessarily long for a parking spot.

[@jonkaminsky8382]

What a study in human behavior! This had to be one of my favorite Cart Narc episodes. I can’t say anything nice about the lazy bones other than she’s young and still has time to learn what it is to be a respectable person in society. When she finally grows up she’ll (hopefully) realize that shitting all over other people by blocking parking spots with your cart, or making them put away your cart because you’re a self-entitled little princess is just sad.

[@bicboii2090]

she would probably be the first to whine and complain that a cart was blocking the spot she was trying to get into

[@calitoenail3993]

@Sebastian Is the Sh!t. "We're like Elf on a Shelf, We Narc on a Cart" lmao 🤣

[@BrainrotTV6969]

This dude is a literal G

[@Codename-SubZero]

“Narc on a cart” lol 💀 BROTHER!!!

[@Duck_Boi556]

This might be the saddest one yet

[@jamesdudeyo]

The ego is so fragile! SHE WASNT READY 😜😜😜

[@just__khang]

These people stay around for 10 minutes to argue and they know there is camera recording them...

[@Klokkeklar]

I lost it when he asked her if she was afraid she bring shame on her familily.

[@TheTripledracingteam]

"Lazy Bones" is my Favorite.

[@jeremiaht7063]

When you are so scared to look bad, that you embarrass yourself even worse…

[@realcooking1833]

I know there's still a week to go but merry Christmas to all o y'all Narcateers😁👍

[@tonnikabadgett2057]

Merry Christmas fellow narcateer😁

[@gregh4284]

Bringing shame on her family- good one. Great social engineering skills there.

[@marty1076]

I just realized this is the same Costco parking lot where Agent Sebastian confronted Scary Perry Caravello.

[@Ignatius_riley]

Shit. Cart narcs academy? That’s hysterical. So damn creative.

[@theDirtbagDave27]

I don’t know what’s worse… not putting your cart back or walking up to someone who is still parked and demand their spot

[@bcollins2009bc]

A whole bunch of craziness in one video lmao

[@hackajim]

I'll say that I'm not!! funniest lawyering in real time I've ever seen.

[@thomasbarrett2812]

I was honked at for not leaving the parking spot fast enough for another customer yesterday. I find it odd that people will choose to get mad and make noise like a kid having a temper tantrum instead of moving on to an available spot.

[@riyadhalshawan]

This channel is iconic