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@dougparson4407 Жыл бұрын
I purchased a house in 1996 that was built in 1923 and needed work. I fixed it up and put an oak porch swing on the front porch. I used to smoke cigars out there in the evenings. I sold it a few years later and just drove by that house 6 months ago. That same porch swing was still on the front porch and it brought a smile to my face! Great Memories !!
@truecountry53743 жыл бұрын
If you didn't grow up in the country you don't truly appreciate him. One of the greatest comedians ever
@johnmatarazzo91783 жыл бұрын
So true
@cherylharwood72673 жыл бұрын
So true Amen 💗
@marshaburch72023 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely the funniest guy ever. So intertaining
@brandonvaughn81182 жыл бұрын
So true
@Icehso1402 жыл бұрын
That's because in the country it's not called comedy...it's called life. LOL
@johnlarney6162 жыл бұрын
In the 70s, my mother used to say 3 of the worst things to happen to our culture was TV, air conditioning and no more covered Front Porches. We've all gone inside instead of sitting out on the porch till the cool of evening talking and sharingwith neighbors. Today most of the country doesn't even know their immediate neighbors, they're locked inside watching cable or addicted to their cell phones.
@tubbers202 жыл бұрын
I have a very small porch. It's still a porch. 😄
@SaturdaySportsman2 жыл бұрын
Agree except for AC. Man, I live in Phoenix. There is no cool evening air here. Blast furnace 24/7. 😆
@claudedalton89702 жыл бұрын
AND I AGREE! CELL PHONES ARE PROBABLY THE WORST PROBLEM THESE DAYS!
@357bullfrog92 жыл бұрын
Your .momma was EXCATLY right too
@nanaobx2 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@Bbendfender3 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy tonight. He's hilarious.
@jamespatterson93723 жыл бұрын
Mee too dude..
@keithcronk79803 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@themanyousendtokilltheboog39003 жыл бұрын
Me t
@mrdaynne3 жыл бұрын
Same
@1950steele3 жыл бұрын
And not a bad word comes out of his mouth. Fresh comedy.
@MindHunger3 жыл бұрын
I like his theory about porches.
@heatherlowe73303 жыл бұрын
It is true. I wave at total strangers cuz hey they might be people I know from somewhere and they will mention it. "Saw you on the porch yesterday" "You didn't have when I saw you the other day"
@2DanTube2 жыл бұрын
YEP - I grew up on both grandparents' front porches.
@golisland2 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!
@MyDarkSide62 Жыл бұрын
Dated a girl in a nearby small town. Her house had a front porch.... AND a side by side swinging chair on it. Located on Main Street (not kidding). I loved sitting out there waving at people, talking to people walking by. A life I never knew..... but guess it just made sense to me - especially in this modern excuse for life. Miss her and miss that porch. Cute little house as well. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
@tcarpenter47033 жыл бұрын
‘If they had a deck Opie would be on drugs right now!’ This is too funny!! 😍
@PurpleLightning6was93 жыл бұрын
But didn't the house not have a porch either?
@chiphobby24433 жыл бұрын
@@PurpleLightning6was9 Dont overthink it lol. Just enjoy the joke.
@WilliamBaywood8 ай бұрын
😂
@chrispile38783 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong about porches....
@2ndarmoredhellonwheels1063 жыл бұрын
I can remember sitting on porch after supper handcranking homemade ice cream. Didnt have cable t.v or computer just t.v with 4 channels. It was a lot better then.
@beverlymccollum88613 жыл бұрын
Love this man. He is what you call a real man and he is very funny to boot.
@christchild211 Жыл бұрын
So true. Front porch, Iced tea, Coffee Donuts and Neighbors. We didn't see our neighbors do without, if at all possible, either.
@bigp29303 жыл бұрын
I listen to this man and he reminds me that the entire country isnt afraid to speak truth or be politically correct. Won't be long before these clips disappear.
@lethewaterkai3 жыл бұрын
But this was 100% politically correct. Its just funny. Its possible without being a monster
@chrisyonkus74243 жыл бұрын
Big P your Probley Right!
@crossbones803 жыл бұрын
I hope you're wrong
@claudiaporter42692 жыл бұрын
You just have to LOVE HIM. Always speaks the truth.
@magnificentmuttley154 Жыл бұрын
2 years, 182 likes, & counting!
@tmathis59313 жыл бұрын
Love his humor, reminds me of my family
@williamgrissom1995 Жыл бұрын
He brings to mind, with humor, a better time in my opinion.
@terrystreetproductions18733 жыл бұрын
Spent evenings as recently as three years ago sitting on the front porch with my cousin Robert as we enjoyed each other's company and talking about everything and anything that crossed our minds from the neighbors cat to our favorite country singers. Robert has since passed on and I miss him dearly. I just hope they have FRONT PORCHES IN HEAVEN and I believe with ALL MY HEART they do. James you are without a doubt the Funniest Man In America.
@MyDarkSide62 Жыл бұрын
Your cousin is sitting on a porch now - don't you think he isn't
@Think1st214 Жыл бұрын
They Do
@michaelyoung25892 жыл бұрын
I remember so well sitting on the front porch of my grandma's house in Kentucky stringing beans. We would sit and talk and have a wonderful time laughing and telling stories. If you didn't experience times like that I feel sorry for you. It was the best of times.
@madtownangler8 ай бұрын
We had an old picnic table to do peas and snap beans on. I couldn't wait until my mom pealed apples to can in the fall we could eat all the apple peals we wanted to that night I would call the other kids over for that. I remember when my mom would pick small cucumbers and we'd fill up the kiddie pool and we'd each have a brush to clean them off with. We didn't have a microwave until 1983 so everything was home cooked back then too. My foster mom didn't work but between the two gigantic gardens, the house, and kids she was pretty busy all day except for two hours of soap operas she would watch every day. My dad had a full time job then worked for his nephew at the gas station down the street a couple nights a week, and we'd cut the cemetery lawn and trees on his days off. I remember Wednesday nights and all day Sunday we would go to church and they had youth group stuff they would do because we had the church bus in our yard
@2nd_1strant363 жыл бұрын
Our sign worked like a charm. "Neighborhood Watch, sponsored by Smith and Wesson"
@dulceb11003 жыл бұрын
Mine reads....."Beware of the Dog....He's out there Somewhere"
@arrlmember3 жыл бұрын
Neighborhood watch groups are almost as ineffective as gun free zones when it comes to keeping people safe. What keeps people safe is the Second Amendment
@2nd_1strant363 жыл бұрын
@@arrlmember that was why our sign said "...sponsored by Smith and Wesson" Everyone on the watch had ccw permits
@garythoramiolla53453 жыл бұрын
@@dulceb1100 ;;;;;;;
@Pinky_Bubbles3 жыл бұрын
I can happily say I was lucky when I found my house , cause we have a front porch & all summer we sit outside watchin the dogs play , spend time together with our family on the front porch & it's true , that porch has brought our family closer just cause of how often we spend on it.
@delorestaylor81143 жыл бұрын
And momma dog with a litter of pups to boot.
@Pinky_Bubbles3 жыл бұрын
@@delorestaylor8114 No , I'm a responsible furkid owner , all of my dogs are fixed & have been since we rescued them , I don't believe in breeding animals , to many are in shelters dying from over population. I can honestly say that since I was a kid every furbaby I have ever had I always got them fixed because I didn't want to be part of the problem.
@porschetech729012 жыл бұрын
@@KM-nq7ez build one dont "settle"
@kidwave13 жыл бұрын
Its not the front porches going away, its the televisions coming in.
@georgex.patton.53623 жыл бұрын
That is what my Mother always said... a/c and tv killed the front porch.
@valerief12313 жыл бұрын
True, never thought about that. Here in Texas, I gotta agree with the A/C comment. I’m in a region where it’s not unusual to get 115° July and August. Now I have a “smart” phone I can sit on my porch and watch TV 😂
@googlesthedevil69893 жыл бұрын
Talmudvision
@sheilaarnold32183 жыл бұрын
TV =The idiot box!
@MommeeMadre13 жыл бұрын
We rolled the tv out onto the porch for those "big shows"
@alliyahdog70384 жыл бұрын
Lov this man he bring back some great memories about our porch ♥️♥️♥️
@claudiaporter42692 жыл бұрын
Do you remember when we put our crazy relatives on the Front Porch and gave them a Drink?
@MP-ef6mc3 жыл бұрын
I personally think he may be right about his theory about porches. America has gotten so busy we don’t have time to sit on a front porch.
@rtopalovich9 ай бұрын
We don't HAVE front porches anymore.
@MP-ef6mc9 ай бұрын
Thanks for proving my point. Why have one if you don’t have time for it.
@kellyu7654 жыл бұрын
My brother ( 56 years old ) just past away this week very unexpectedly. You were his very favorite comedian... he took me to see you when you came to Charlotte NC and we laughed till we hurt. Those are great memories together... and seeing this tonight made me laugh and smile for the 1st time in days... thank you!! 😊
@kellyu7654 жыл бұрын
And btw Andy Griffith was our all time favorite show.... so this was great!
@juliemonarch73644 жыл бұрын
My condolences Sweetie, sent you a virtual hug. It's really hard to get through.
@marygalati51954 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. Love and prayers for your 👪 family 💕
@cedarshoals5294 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. :(
@kellyu7654 жыл бұрын
@Julie Monarch... thank you so much ! Yes it’s one of the hardest things I’ve been through... he was not just my brother but only sibling and very best friend!
@michaelwhisman76233 жыл бұрын
The best front porches had two swings facing each other.
@brothertimothy67034 жыл бұрын
I had to buy a house that was built in 1955 to have a porch. I spend alot of time on the porch.
@louisewilliams7945 Жыл бұрын
My husband was a northerner and im southern and that part of waving was dead on!
@marknan53523 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid , mom , dad and i knew all the neighbors up and down the block.
@molonlabe26453 жыл бұрын
My sign reads: prayer is a great way to meet the lord. Trespassing is even faster.
@malcolmt78833 жыл бұрын
Trespassers will be violated.
@NYD6663 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmt7883 think it'd be more humane to just shoot em
@keithcronk79803 жыл бұрын
@@NYD666 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍THANK YOU
@dougrebertus71073 жыл бұрын
Mine reads: "If you can read this, you are in range." It's posted on a tree just as you pass over the bridge over my creek.
@Ms.HarmonyJ3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lrb39893 жыл бұрын
I remember as a kid growing up in the country I would stand and wave at people driving on the highway
@claudiaporter42692 жыл бұрын
Of course you did.
@marynobles43634 жыл бұрын
My house was built in 1945 and for sure has a Front Porch!!! Love you Mr Gregory, you’re FUNNY!
@charliemay98933 жыл бұрын
Putting on a front porch this spring because of this video. All my neighbors have fences to keep their kids and dogs in. I took the time to train my killer Bassett hound to stay in the yard.
@NYD6663 жыл бұрын
Really? All our dogs play with each other. They know to come home
@freedomwoodgasandoffgridin89253 жыл бұрын
We have a large Mastiff He doesn't like people We have no trespassers!!!
@patirvin-bz9pg8 ай бұрын
So true. Every parent knew what every kid was doing. Every parent was your parent, especially when you did something wrong.
@bobn.51734 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start building a front porch
@beaconterraoneonline3 жыл бұрын
James Gregory is brilliant.
@vickiebunch57032 жыл бұрын
That man is so funny and his stories are pure Americana!
@georgeakersjr4289 Жыл бұрын
That's so funny! I have my old refrigerator that still works on my front porch! It's been there for a few years now!!
@madtownangler8 ай бұрын
My dad's old fridge is in his shop the freezer doesn't work but the fridge part does. He keeps extra pop.and beer out there along with fishing bait. They keep the wine out in the garage and the homemade wine down in the basement where my dad makes it. He's going on two years in his large bottles right now for his latest batch before he bottles it
@bevsumner46282 жыл бұрын
James once again you hit a home run.ty
@rondelby24822 жыл бұрын
He is decent and does not use vulgar language. I like this man. I just discovered him but I do not know if he is still with us or not. I hope so.
@DaveTex23753 жыл бұрын
Also, neighborhood crime is low when pappy sits on his front porch with his shotgun.
@kathyduby8150 Жыл бұрын
He's not just funny, he is right.
@7ctransportcarpenter5573 жыл бұрын
Got front and back porch!! We love our porch looking across the yard at the county road making memories!!!😃
@billgateskilledmyuncle233 жыл бұрын
Tracy Lawrence: if the world had a front porch...
@namsayn31793 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Tonight is my introduction to him and I’m in love.
@tonyaokins9138 Жыл бұрын
I have had a terrible weekend alot of tears involved. With it. but James Gregory cheers me right up ❤😂
@usmc-veteran73-774 жыл бұрын
Great love it. We had the front porch.
@victorialove91042 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I still have a front porch. My neighbor does too. Love it.
@glendaburton3923 Жыл бұрын
Love his humor. Just started seeing him recently 😂❤
@fdmackey36664 жыл бұрын
Comin' from the "Front Porch Generation" I clearly recall settin' next to my Grand Daddy and Grandmother and watchin' the cars and trucks go by on what was first a dirt road and later the "paved road" and doin' the wave and gossip thing....And when Grand Daddy said something along the lines, regarding a stranger walkin' or ridin' by the house, of "He best not come up on our place."...He meant it....Since there was a 12 gauge break top shotgun leanin' up against the wall within easy reach....Loaded with 00 buckshot...Just sayin'....And just in case Grand Daddy needed to reload....Daddy had a short barreled .38 in his pocket....
@olliefoxx71653 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking similar. We would sit out there with my grandparents. Grandma would call some scandalous woman a "Jezebel" , Grandpa would be petting his white german shepherd teasing her about it. We kids would wait for the Frost boys to come race their Novas down the gravel road. They would come by rip roaring and slinging.gravel everywhere. There'd be a dust cloud 20 feet high chasin those cars. We would hoop and holla, grandpa would laugh and grandma would shut the screen door.
@brianfraneysr.53263 жыл бұрын
Right on James. True even up here in the north. And we all knew our neighbors. Used to love sitting on the porch on a rainy summer night. Slept out there sometimes too.
@jerryupp49844 жыл бұрын
My neighborhood watch was the neighbors on their porch with a shotgun or pistol next to them
@gregb64693 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a safe neighborhood!
@freedomwoodgasandoffgridin89253 жыл бұрын
Amen to that brother!!
@michellepost29862 жыл бұрын
Remember the porch swing? They were nice. During the 1960's-1970's when I was a child and teen, in summer we'd sit on the porch in evenings. My brothers and I would wonder where people driving by were going.Alot of houses in my town still have large front porches but people prefer using computers and watching tv now, and staying in a/c. In my youth, the porch was sat on in summers to feel cooler, because alot of us had no a/c. James Gregory is hilarious, and his comedy makes him like a spokesman for us baby boomers. LOL.
@paulbunch5657 Жыл бұрын
My Uncle and Aunt moved in the 60's to the D.C. area. My aunt, years later, told me that she went door to door knocking just to meet her neighbors. Weeks after, they set folding tables up in a driveway and all the families brought a covered dish over! 😊
@LesterMoore Жыл бұрын
Other things that got put on the front porch: the old couch, the old recliner, the fishing cooler, the old transistor radio - the one with the sharp broken handle, deck of 51 playing cards, Grandpa. What did you have on your porch?
@nancy6160 Жыл бұрын
My blue Murray Ohio bicycle named Nellie, two chairs and a swing
@grantgarrod22328 ай бұрын
I miss sitting on the porch with family, friends, & neighbors on a rainy afternoon or evening, just peacefully chatting & listening to the rain. And if not on a porch, it was in lawn chairs under a carport, or a garage with the door open, especially during the first rain after a long, hot stretch in the summer. Many of the best & funniest stories & jokes I ever heard were in one of those places, just passing time with pleasant company.
@glenncarver38962 жыл бұрын
I grew up country…….Appalachia………Left there at 16……..but I still cry when I see and hear banjos and clogging……..Irish Step Dance makes me jump……..My friends say …….What ?…….
@kimtodd18034 жыл бұрын
He is so hilarious 🤣🤣 it's true about porch grandparents had porch front lot of great precious memories. When he says deck it's sounds hilarious 🤣🤣
@deanvaillancourt28813 жыл бұрын
My favorite sign: "TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED"
@titaniumgreen53673 жыл бұрын
And with flashbacks for years to come..
@stilldajoker3 жыл бұрын
My maternal grandparent's house had that big covered front porch. That's where us young grandkids were during our parent's 2 week summer vacation.
@maryw39893 жыл бұрын
I don't have much of a front porch but I can sit on my front porch on my chair in a bag and someday when I can afford another chair in a bag I can have a friend sit on my front porch with me.
@grizzle2734632 жыл бұрын
As a cyclist in NC I cannot count the times where strangers, on their porch, just waved at me as I was cruising on thru.
@deel26213 жыл бұрын
In the South it was the invention of AC that killed front porch sittin. It how they cooled off in the evening, the house was as hot as blue blazes
@andrean94134 жыл бұрын
I sure wish I had a front porch and lived where people passed by so I could wave. I sure miss that. I have a great screened porch but it’s in the back. 😏
@elliottpeabody12873 жыл бұрын
That's called a "deck"! A deck!
@debragoforth74772 жыл бұрын
7:00 going through the TN roads everyone waved
@angelbulldog4934 Жыл бұрын
North Carolina too. We didn't want folks to think we were uppity. 😊
@nancy6160 Жыл бұрын
That's right. Tennessean here.
@barbaraepperson15514 жыл бұрын
Love James Gregory
@549BR2 жыл бұрын
Once air conditioners arrived, front porches disappeared.
@angeljohnson78993 жыл бұрын
Discovered jame S Gregory about 8 mths ago and love his comedy!!!!!
@ameliatoreson15902 жыл бұрын
I miss that house I grew up in . It had a big porch that had screens we put on in the summer . We don't know our neighbors like we use to .
@maxxmabemwe48592 жыл бұрын
When I cash in all of my stock, I am going to have a house built with a porch on it that wraps all the way around that house. When the sun is rising in the east in the morning I am going to sit on the back porch and sip my coffee. When the sun is setting in the west in the evening I am going to sit on the front porch and sip my lemonade. In between those hours is when I am going to get all of my work done, now that is some high-class living.
@joaoportesantava14122 жыл бұрын
Comedy without profanity is difficult I would believe much more so then others. What a talent and extremely funny and observant he is. R.I.P.
@robindawtrey9735 Жыл бұрын
He's not dead.
@MrTurtluv3 жыл бұрын
I miss those days.
@johnchandler1687 Жыл бұрын
My grandmother's house when I was a kid ( 71 now) went across the front and was 15 ft wide. The half where the front door to the loving room was was open, but the other half was screened in and had to sets of bunk beds on it. During the hot Louisiana summers we'd sleep out there. You really don't miss AC if you've never had it. ( 15 ft deep, not wide.)
@yavin993 жыл бұрын
That's why my deck is on the front of my house.
@adamsbrs2603 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!!
@carolyndeasoncavernmusicho33493 жыл бұрын
You can take a short cut through my pasture but ya better be fast cause that bull can cross it in 9 seconds.
@ahuddleston65123 жыл бұрын
Golly...reminds me of my childhood in Norf Caroliner...wink 😉😜
@joannharden88673 жыл бұрын
Your observations are exactly what I remember 😎
@gaelicwarrior50643 жыл бұрын
My Southern "community" put up neighborhood watch signs. They were promptly stolen.
@freedomwoodgasandoffgridin89253 жыл бұрын
Ha, ha, ha! Laughing out loud!!!
@happycook67372 жыл бұрын
Oh my, that's awful.
@Chris_Troxler2 жыл бұрын
I swear, if I'm ever able to build my house, it's gonna have a damn front porch.
@mikmik9034 Жыл бұрын
"Neighbourhood Watch", gives the biddy a right to snoop. We built a Front 'deck' only for the EMT to rest when bringing in the Guernsey. Prior we had only a stoop. That olde refrigerator went into the cellar with the new Freezer. [BTW, we was Mountain Williams, that is Rich Hillbillies proven by we had linoleum on the floors.]
@darlatidwell62553 жыл бұрын
Very funny, and always right!
@peggybowen33812 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head
@jimmydykes7961 Жыл бұрын
I built my house from the ground up...love sitting on it watching the rain and my crops grow
@brentgilbert66133 жыл бұрын
He got me wanting some cooked cabbage
@kathywilliams96152 жыл бұрын
How am I just now finding this man…he’s a wonderful comedic genius…much appreciated comedy…THANK YOU…
@pamelabarrera50742 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.i laugh till I cry.. thx for sharing ♥
@boonykins39332 жыл бұрын
Thank you this is so needed in 2022!..
@mbyrd67132 жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s why I love living in the country. We sit in the yard and watch cars go by. It’s better than tv 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sharonboone42892 жыл бұрын
He’s so funny! I love his shows!😂
@michaelcowan62543 жыл бұрын
We have a front deck and a back deck. We sit on the front deck and I grill on the back deck, with my old refrigerator full of beer.
@annm91393 жыл бұрын
I love my front porch!!
@gordonray30912 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh. He's cool.
@sharonboone42892 жыл бұрын
I liked his story about mating in the back seat of a Honda Civic. It was hilarious!😂
@barryh89224 жыл бұрын
Best ever!
@williamforthman90843 жыл бұрын
Make a sign saying " This neighborhood is protected by our porch".
@briancarney34432 жыл бұрын
Awesome Comedic Talent, Makes it Look so Easy!
@barbrice7218 ай бұрын
In Wva at camp on fishcreek. The first thing you learn is to throw your hand up when someone drives by. Its hilarious when a 2 year old does it without looking up.
@russellgilbert34533 жыл бұрын
A deck, a damn deck!
@davereed63763 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. Kevin Mathews played james years ago. I'll never stop loving it!
@greghelms4458 Жыл бұрын
Saw him live. Wished he’d shut up a minute so I could breathe. 😝😝
@Gablesman8888 ай бұрын
Front porches would make porch pirates pretty much non-existent.
@80srocker673 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy I’ve seen in years. Bravo!!!
@hughstephenson29573 жыл бұрын
I have a FRONT deck!! Lol
@patirvin-bz9pg8 ай бұрын
It's funny how garages have turned into front porches. People sit in there the way they used to sit on the front porch