THE NEW CODEX REMATCH! - Goff Orks Vs Tau Empire 1.25K Battle Report Warhammer 9th

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It's time for a rematch! Orks VS Tau! Both armies now have their new codex's so let's find out who got GW's golden touch!

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Thank you all for checking out this brand new codex battle report! Seeing a tonne of new faces and some long-term faithful in the chat and it's big bless to see the community growing! If you have the time and want to chat more 'hammer and boardgame nonsense, swing by the LALD discord! - discord.gg/J8chuWsG

[@shmabadu]

Maybe I’m wrong, as I don’t know the exact wording, but from what I’ve gleaned, Savior Protocols applies to failed saves, and it hen reduces the damage to 0. If this is correct, you can’t use it to block mortal wounds as neither of these events apply. The Commander shouldn’t have been able to avoid those 3 MW from the exploding vehicle.

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Ooooh that's good to know - might have tipped the scales (unlikely hahaa)

[@beanie1636]

Opps. Yeah maybe robin would have been brown bread.

[@Eric-ch6gq]

The Boyz did an amazing job against the new Tau. I was hoping they could take the field with those spicey rolls you were making.

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

Fireblade Ko'Ri'An'dr acknowledged the Stealth team's info burst, assimilating the updated B'G'El positions into His tactical assessment and sent the pathfinders forward to analyse the terrain and identify firing lines. He turned to the towering impassive figure of the Coldstar battlesuit beside him, the idling jump pack and low hum of the reactor the only things which betrayed the presence of the warrior within. "Commander Ro'Byn'n; The Ork forces are amassing at the nearby goo refinery." Ro'Byn'n gave no response, save the tightening of the monstrous gauntlet affixed to his large form. Ko'Ri'An'dr continued, slightly unnerved by Ro'Byn'n's demeanor. "It would appear they are force feeding the more diminutive of their kin the goo to see what happens, and taking bets on the results. Now is the optimal time to strike." The fist began to glow, ominously, the gravitic field generator whining, menacingly. Ko'Ri'An'dr eyed the fist suspiciously, noting as he did so the overlapping fields seemed to form the pictograms for" Death". This latest innovation, commissioned by Ro'Byn'n, was a source of discomfort for Ko'Ri'An'dr. I had been a relatively simple for the Earth Caste technicians to purge Ro'Byn'n's mind of the intrusive psyhic Ork engrams which had been influencing his behaviour, and he had been cleared for duty, but it seemed to have left an impression; Ro'Byn'n had re-doubled their efforts to clear this sector of the Ork, and He had developed an unhealthy obsession with putting his fist in places a fist had no right being. "Commander? Your orders?" enquired Ko'Ri'An'dr, tentatively. Ro'Byn'n appeared to give the question some thought. " Alrighty then. Let's go kick their 'eads in."

[@SarajevoKyoto]

You've got some genuinely good storytelling chops, would love to see you throw a video together where you start a Crusade or something

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

@@SarajevoKyoto that's very kind of you. I just play to the beats Jules and Beanie lay down, really. A lot of things would have to fall into place for me to publish anything in any sort of proper way.

[@meltedwing]

I still think it's a massive oversight on GW's part that the Thermoneutronic Projector doesn't auto-hit, but is a flamer.

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Yeah it makes absolutely no sense - especially when hitting on 2's re-rolling (makes most sense to build that way) almost makes that opening roll pointless!

[@lieutenantgothmog4370]

It’s actually not bad because you can benefit from exploding hits in Kauyon.

[@warshrew5080]

Great battle guys :) Unless im wrong... reinforcements come in T2, but Strat reserves come in T1. Strat reserves coming in T1 come in on your table edge.

[@aussie-boy9367]

Jules my guy awesome game well played by you and beanie but there is an audio glitch from 1:08:50 to 1:13:50 other then that simply chefs kiss

[@rosshamilton364]

Great stuff guys, just stumbled across this page after binging DZTV and Heretic Dave over the past few weeks. Great to see so much good content from english players. Well narrated some good banter and high energy. Love the orks aswell!

[@vu4ea]

Love the color for the Tau army.

[@beanie1636]

Thank you! I love my purple goaties!

[@andrewallcock9050]

love the paint scheme on your Tau Beanie, So much more subtle than most!

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

He's grimed em up good and proper!

[@beanie1636]

Cheers, Andrew!

[@mongoliandude]

Best battle report I’ve watched in a while. You guys have great spirit and charisma for this!

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Awww thank you so much! This type of comment means the world to Bean and I!

[@Andy86L]

Great game guys, new Tau are particularly spicy!

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Thank you! and yes.....yes they are!

[@hassanmccraw5905]

New Tau looks great

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

They put in a good showing, but the firepower/mobility is a tough nut to crack!

[@ronanmcw]

When the top comment is a spoiler :(

[@hassanmccraw5905]

@@ronanmcw that sucks, my bad!

[@colclark87]

@@hassanmccraw5905 Delete it?

[@v0nzander53]

35:38 Missile Pod has native -2 Montka would have pushed it to -3

[@yugerk]

Just saw the kroot, auto subscribed! Sent to the lane ends bandit yo watch as well!

[@SarajevoKyoto]

Sweet! Looking forward to Brave Sir R'bin's return to Brobnar!

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Actually terrified by how "actually brave" he can be in combat now!

[@johnnnysaint01]

I swear to god that’s the guy from what culture

[@jeanpauldelachaumette2409]

Love the Dawn of War 2 music

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

Love to see the Kroot represtation. So glad auxiliaries are worth taking in the new book.

[@TheGreatArtichoke]

Oh man heck yes. I can’t wait to get some kroot when I can find them at a good price it’s really hard to track them down right now people are gobbling them up

[@LiveAndLetsDice]

Them plus a shaper is going to be nasty business going forward!

[@beanie1636]

@@TheGreatArtichoke I won't lie. I am extremely pleased that I bought them during 8th edition when they were laughable. Lovely models to paint too.

[@TheGreatArtichoke]

@@beanie1636 I’ve seen some amazing customization done. I also love painting troop units different colors to designate which unit is which (mostly for crusade) like fire warriors with different color helmets and markings for red team etc. i saw some very cool kroot paint jobs with red skin and other colors. I loved watching this match. It’s always a fun time watching you play Beanie, you are one of the main reasons I chose Tau as my main army last year. You always looked like you were having fun. Thank you for that :)

[@beanie1636]

@@TheGreatArtichoke that's a great idea, especially for crusade where you want to add that additional flavour to each squad. Ah, mate that's lovely to hear that I brought another person to the Greater Good. Tau are my favourite xenos by a mile!

[@oliverranft1096]

Love the mek guns. What Models are they ?

[@tubemork]

Nice. This will be a classic (writing before I've even seen the game...). It looks abit open though. More terrain, no wonder Tau wins otherwise. :)

[@trentweston8306]

Can devil fish carry seeker missiles?

[@chadnelson9421]

Please make an agreement to either both reroll all cocked dice or to take the clearest facing. Loved the overall report but cringed every time beanie rerolled cocked misses but kept cocked hits and saves. I just agree with every opponent that if it is not flat it rerolls. Period.

[@thug4lyfe]

Is that hummus?

[@beanie1636]

I see you have an eye for dips, sir. It was indeed a delicious hummus Jules brought around.

[@thug4lyfe]

@@beanie1636 mmmmm