The New Jersey Rats: Becoming an Accountant for the Mafia [M4A] [Audio Roleplay] [Dark Comedy]

[@EscapedAudios]

Watch the full series here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXmrgn5shM2Lgdksi=jKfBToo3_nmnoqRS

[@Bl1tzkn1ght]

I just imagine the listener just did the 1,000 yard stare as Bing and Boom argue.

[@thedeed8740]

His ass is NOT making it out the mud 💀

[@lily_omgg]

NOT THE GABAGOOL I THOUGHT WE WERE FIGHTING ITALIAN AMERICAN STEREOTYPES💀💀

[@Vlairyn-Three]

Re-watching this and the scream with the most PERFECT cut off at 29:20 never fails to make me laugh.

[@JewelSapphire]

I really hope this becomes a series of mostly self contained stories where the punchline is that at the end of every episode Jean and the intern are so close of screwing over the mafia and living like they deserve but then something happens and it all falls apart and jean is just more and more unhinged. I love this setting

[@akira_nakaya9452]

Them arguing: Me in back eating ramen:🙂

[@awkwardlyanxiouslatte7841]

Jean entering his villain arc this man is the next Riddler

[@EscapedAudios]

Thank you to everyone here! I love comments more than views, so please leave me one with your thoughts! I read all of my comments and appreciate them all

[@nancyebuenga3313]

Kill me

[@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh]

Fuckin awesome😎💅✨✨ 1000/10

[@masonthegrimreaper8745]

Badabing= smart Badaboom= brawn Understood

[@masonthegrimreaper8745]

Maybe

[@EscapedAudios]

Badabing is most definitely not smart hahaha

[@masonthegrimreaper8745]

@@EscapedAudios i figured that out the hard way

[@ashdrinksoatmilk]

the fact that i am currently an accounting student close to graduation is SO GOOD!! i’m so glad to finally see my future profession get the asmr roleplay experience 😭😭

[@EscapedAudios]

I'm so glad this series is reaching accounting majors haha

[@H34rts4NuGgIes]

This guy has to be a voice actor in the future.

[@d3adlyfl0wers]

That poor barista doesn't get paid enough to deal with people like Kasey. I feel bad for her. I think it's cool that the listener knows how to shoot a gun. Like really good. Amazing!! I can't wait to see what happens next!!!! ❤❤

[@ZombieKisser612]

My crack pop was left 😢

[@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh]

I never learned how to use a gun😂

[@VardicAnna]

I would die for Badaboom no questions asked.

[@notlongestcomment7548]

YEAH! wait. NO

[@Hello..2r]

Justice for badabing 😞

[@piffny6666]

I'd die for badabing 🤚

[@crystalmoonlight1154]

Not me getting an add about getting an accountant while watching this and thinking the start was part of the asmr XD

[@aesuri]

a normal Sunday afternoon

[@Tofuaxie]

I live for badaboom and badabing fighting 😭🙏

[@NibbyPen]

I love Agent Mintz and Agent Peppers so much ahahah. They're like Badabing and Badaboom but on the other side of the law.

[@gabbiiiii]

I spit out my drink laughing when badabing and badaboom were arguing over the gun and Kasey just shouts "die motherfucker!" and unloads oh my god

[@AtonalASMR]

💜THIS WAS SO FUN! 💜 Tysm for having me be the Badabing to your Badaboom Escaped! (AKA the guy to your guy by the guy helping the guy catch the guy) Can't wait to see what this dumb lil goobers get up to in the future~ ✨

[@EscapedAudios]

I can't wait to have you back :3

[@Nina0837]

hello atonal 👋 :>

[@annie_lys6741]

omfg i think Badabing and Badaboom is now my favorite brothers of all time and I CAN;T EVEN PICK A FAVORITE QUOTE HERE EVERYTHING IS GOLD XD also, Jean's cut off in the end is COMEDIC GOLD applause to you Escaped you did it again you madman 😂😂

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

That was the cry of a broken man watching his way out literally dissipate in his hand like an ice cube sublimating directly into mist. 😂

[@weirdos._.]

"All we know is that he goes by the name KC" Me : "That's my brother's name 👁👄👁." "This suite was tailored by my mother" Me: don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh. "This is new jerseys after all" Me: **dies of laughter**

[@Aratakiittofan]

16:00 giving me big moxie from helluva boss vibes. And im living for it. I would legitimately binge the shit out of this of it was a tv series

[@Angie.Lee0984]

I normally dont listen to new audios and i just wait for the completed series buuuut i needed to get a taste of what im in for Badabing and badaboom are KILLING me

[@MashMoon]

Ah yes, Jersey, my homeland. Love to see it 🤣

[@lilartist9892]

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THE KEYS?!?!!?! I CANNOT DRIVE

[@gabidagabida]

At the end, I feel that so hard LOL

[@star-wood]

2:25 Got me cracking up at that alone😂 This is already crazy as all heck

[@KuraiYamino]

I love all this chaos. These two goons and Jean.. omgosh And those awesome VAs with the help. This was such a funny start to a story

[@lily_omgg]

12:36 *well now i GOTTA know about stacy*

[@okalanirichardson2604]

Oh Ricky is tricky you should understand yeahhh~ ~

[@layalhb9665]

The brothers sound like that one old carton pinky and the brain , ah the classic 👌 I Loved the story ✨

[@ryleelightsey6267]

GUY GUY GUY GUY GUY GUY GUY GUY GOD SO MANY GUYSSSSS!!! 😂❤

[@BansheeAudios]

Badabing and Badaboom’s arguing: 4:42 11:00 What lovely music

[@moane4832]

I may or may not have forgott to breathe because of how funny this is and ESPECIALLY THE END I WAS (and am) WHEEZING

[@melody-526]

I NEED MORE DARK COMEDY ASMRS🤣🤣

[@elixiethedragon532]

This is peak comedy oml

[@Daisy4Dayz]

♡ had a blast!! tysm for having me on board one of your ✧epic✧ productions! ...double tap taloni *and everyone else* is gonna hear about this [audio]!!! hehe

[@EscapedAudios]

Thanks for joining! I've always wanted to have you on board ^_^

[@ZiggyPlayedGuitar]

16:20 💀💀💀 I love this audio so much, I hope there’s a de niro impression in the future episodes cause that would literally be fucking perfect for this series

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Should I have been cracking up this much during this? Because this was hilarious. I LOVE IT

[@Aramisskai]

The roller coaster of emotions I had listening to these two brothers at each 0thers' throats 😂😖 Me and Jean(or John) telling them to shut up at the same time: Oh my god! We were thinking the exact SAME THING! 😭😂 I mean we can still ditch em right?? It doesnt look like they heard anything. I was going for usurping their authority buuuuut taking the briefcase and selling its contents works too 😅 looking forward to the next part!

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

🤣 Oh man, this is way too fun to listen to

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

The madness…IT CALLS TO ME

[@brejeahgarner3101]

I am an absolute sucker for mafia stories. This is sooo good.

[@Lambsacrifice]

Stop why am I just finding this playlist, it's now one of my favorites and imma CHERISH IT FORVEEB

[@EscapedAudios]

Thank you! I try my best to make all my series stand out ^_^

[@strayash232]

Also this was fucking hilarious. The ending was perfect 😂

[@annie_lys6741]

LMAOOOO PLS I WAS HERE WHEN ESCAPED MADE THIS TWEET ANDN NOW IT'S HERE IT'S SO FUCKIN GOOD 😌😌😌😌

[@BansheeAudios]

“Just.. sign here-“ *let me read it first goddamn- I’m not signing my soul away to satan* “yeah you tell him badaboom!” “That’s the intern badabing!” *your mother must’ve loved you. With names like those* “We aren’t really accountants” *no way.. really* “This is why we cant afford rent in New York anymore!” *no one can afford rent in new york* “What about the guy who knows a guy?” *theres always a guy that knows a guy* “Intern take the keys your driving” *i can’t drive-* “I’m French on my moms side” *i hate the French 🇫🇷 🥖* “This is why mom gave you all the hand me downs” “YOURE NOT GIFTED AND YOURE NOT A CHILD” *this sounds like some unhealed trauma..* “A guy named guy.. you’re really standing up to the stereotypes..” *no he’s a guy named guy that knows a guy* “We’re Italian! And we’re in the mafia!” *oh wow.. really fighting the stereotypes* “I have bigger things to worry about” *like that big ass forehead and ego* “Nice shot!” *thanks! I only missed the first 40* “We can just run away right now!” *dawg I just got here*

[@EscapedAudios]

The French can never catch a break

[@momonga5821]

Badabing sounds like Twitch from LOL.... QUICK, Badabing say: "TATATATATAAAA...."

[@KoriMint0]

Best ending ever😂😂😂 “chef kiss✨”

[@natyc19]

The cutoff in the end was beautiful. I approve as a Jersey girl

[@piffny6666]

Oh my god...i love this so much! The dynamics! The voices! The whole concept! EVERYTHING 🧡 8:00 / 9:24 badabing is my favourite hands down

[@savannahkeyshion9976]

AAAAA I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT FOLLOWING EPISODES

[@GoldenEil]

Its giving comedy show (in a good way I promise) and I love it! Dont know if the Bada brothers are going be regulars but they are hilarious, but I do feel bad for our accountant

[@xJoseL]

I might be obsessed and love it sm (Found it hilarious and funny)

[@sistersamich2075]

I….Cannot believe this is real. This is the best thing I have EVER listened to.

[@EscapedAudios]

Haha thank you, part two is in production right now!

[@sistersamich2075]

@@EscapedAudiosSTOP I LOVE ALL OF THEM SM ALREADY 😭

[@Nina0837]

i just LOVE the end *joker moed ACTIVATED* FUUUUU-

[@Cove637]

The ending is beautiful 🤣🤣🤣

[@dorkypocky2501]

5 minutes in and it’s already hilarious. Loving the banter 😂

[@strayash232]

LEGS GOOOOO NEW SERIES DROPPED AND JTS AWESOME ALREADY. UVE DONE IT AGAIN ESCAPED

[@randomphilisa]

Clicked so damn fast 😅 Edit: just finished and I got to say that was the most hilarious thing I've seen this entire day infinite/10 that was just so fun 😂😂❤❤

[@ryleelightsey6267]

Same

[@prince_damien_of_darkness]

Subscribed the moment I heard the Les Mis reference

[@gabreality6656]

We eatin good tonight kids

[@iinsidiouz]

Can wait for episode two! IM WHEEZING SO HARD AT BOOM AND BING BRO

[@heidi6695]

This takes me back to the classics…Abbott and Costello meet the Three Stooges. Brilliant!

[@EscapedAudios]

The Three Stooges was actually a big inspiration for this haha!

[@cardgamebetswithdali]

(*´∇`)ﾉ badabing and badaboom's conversation is like my mind arguing what happen why It didn't balance the accounts after I total the amounts of account. (If the accounts become equal, it's a celebration for me like I win a gold medal in Olympics.) This is a new face of audio roleplay for me so it's so exciting to see this from a common concept and me nerding away from what I know about accounting. Hehe thank you for this vid!

[@jacks3473]

:o It's real! It's actually here! *Excitement!*

[@tomykomiyamoto8742]

Great performance, thank you!! ❤❤ This had me smiling all along,.😅😂

[@Dukeofratsishere]

With how chill the intern is with this shit show makes me think they know a thing or two about the mob. if my ass was there I would be out the moment boom or bing or whatever said “let’s tell ‘em ah? Mah mah mafia noises” and then I would get up and run so fucking fast.

[@sabidu09]

I feel like I’m sooo late to this…but this was hilarious Trying to say with Badaboom the password and then hearing Jean saying it sooo easily make me feel sooo stupid This is such a great and creative change idea of the mafia au and I’m dying to live it

[@EscapedAudios]

I'm glad you liked it! I came up with the idea because I noticed that literally every mafia audio is told from the perspective of either the boss or the boss' son. It's never about goons or associates or any of the less glamorous roles.

[@nancyebuenga3313]

Kill me

[@BloodyCrimsonRed]

Hearing Atonal play Bing is hilarious😭🙏 It’s a whole new side Honestly the Intern is in for a ride 🤠 Bing and Boom are to hilarious 😂 Of course it’s Pokémon cards!!! This is intriguing and Jean in the end losing his mind!! So glad they went back for their order, I would never leave caffeine behind This was really good and I can’t wait for more 🙏🙏

[@Shoto_Todoroki83737]

The end got me rolling on the floor 😂 Awesome work, I can’t wait for more! ✨🥇👈🏻👈🏻

[@thecrevetteisnotdead]

That was very pleasant to listen, and I'm also french, the name you choose for your character make me laugh. I hope you will continue this serie

[@imperfect_star8025]

Poor Jean lol

[@smolghostdog6756]

This was a hilarious listen!! (This video has been approved by the Animal Ghost Council.)🏅✨️

[@randomhooman8402]

Haha what a road trip! Dam that was excitement come to life I'm glad the brothers showed up before we left I would have felt so bad leaving them cause I already love their characters 😭🙏💞 What an amazing taste of the storyline can't wait to see what's next ^^

[@skellaz9894]

anything mafia just makes me so happy amazing audio as usual! 🤍🤍✨✨

[@chelseymodeste5641]

OMG I'm in love with this new series❤🎉

[@captainsy-cookiemonster]

This is so hilarious! The ending!! 😂😭 Like damn this is so good i can't wait for more!

[@browneyedDreamer]

Holy shit... holy shit, it's you! I just stumbled on this yt channel and after looking through your audios while I listened to this I recognized the neon barbarian. Then I saw your avatar and it just... clicked. I never thought I'd hear your stories again after I saw neon barbarian was gone from reddit. I had it saved but never got a chance to listen to it. I just thought you were gone, like gone gone. I. Am. Ecstatic. To hear your writing again. Ever since I first read your scripts and audios on a different reddit I was just so enamored with the fluidity of your style. This New Jersey Rats audio is so funny, and the characters are so full of life! I'm TOTALLY subscribing so I don't miss out. My week = Made! 💖

[@EscapedAudios]

Oh, you're going to have a lot of fun catching up!

[@fuffley8257]

Poor John 😭😭

[@Gemini053]

Hearing that undercover cop comment lowkey makes me want the Listener to be an uncover cop EDIT - That ending was pure perfection! I can’t wait for the next episode! EDIT 2 - This just hit me, the Listener has to be an undercover cop, babygirl did not hesitate to grab the gun and shoot. And she probably f’ed up her aim on purpose to avoid raising suspicion. EDIT 3 - I have a feeling that if my theory was correct that Listener would’ve led John to her employers and they’d both have to play both sides EDIT - (24:49) 😂

[@EscapedAudios]

You'll see! The plot is going to thicken in episodes two and three.

[@cgsweetl]

Not my dad’s middle name being guy but it’s pretty cool because my great great grandfather was named guy but anyways I love this so much it’s really funny

[@gizem7082]

LETS GOOOO I ALREADY LOVE THIS

[@Nina0837]

YESYESYES THIS SERIES GONNA BE CRAZYYYY

[@blackiesheepie9754]

a jersy girl to country girl this makes me miss home. ToT) i miss them big ass pizzas and just walking around

[@Jacethesnowshoekibbykab]

I'm actually really excited for this-

[@Y1foru]

YAY I LOVE IT GREAT JOB ESCAPED🛐!! Love ur work as always this is gonna be my favorite audios roleplay im excited for the following episodes. Thank you again escaped for your work we all luv yaa and stay safe take care have a good day/night♡

[@minmargie7222]

Im so excited for this new series this was amazingggg as always 💜

[@ameliaavila2911]

Yeeeeees!!! Amazing as always! I can't wait to be as good as a voice actor as you are!! You're one of the few that inspire me! Such a funny group of characters, I can't wait to see this grow!!❤

[@hAiIEy_]

I love this series so much already😭this was amazing!!

[@summertsacas6236]

OMG I was listening to this and I was like "who is that voiceing cece " then I released THATS WAS THE CRAZZY GIRL IN THE BASHER SERIES ❤😂🎉

[@EscapedAudios]

Nope! Two different actresses.

[@summertsacas6236]

@EscapedAudios Omg really!? Wow they sound supper similar 😳 😍 I still love them both tho [not in a les of gay way :( ]

[@masonthegrimreaper8745]

Hears him talk about pawning the cards for us and not the mob Me "haha yeah you see id agree if this wasn't episode one" Edit "called it!!"

[@looncaloo]

ahhhhh this seems so so fun i’m so excited !!!!

[@queenzelda1221]

that was so hilarious xD great job to all the gals and guys

[@montero103099]

Omg this is amazing. Great work

[@EscapedAudios]

Thank you!!!

[@montero103099]

You're welcome

[@kenzie25668]

This is amazing and hilarious 😂

[@O.Ivett.V.]

Im living for John✋😂❤️

[@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh]

Yep!😊

[@Jinx_you_lose]

I am in LOVVE!!! I CANT WAIT FOR MORE OF THIS. THIS IS IN MY TOP FAVS DEFINITELY!!!!