The New Zealand Today Podcast Ep 3 - Hiding from the police in the bath

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Episode 3 of the New Zealand Today podcast sees Karen drink a "seltzer-beer" that she says is going to save the dolphins. Guy and Karen debate the Hutt Valleys most nutritious takeaways, and review one of Karen's favourite films: "Hotel for Dogs".

[@MB-rn6gh]

coffee and a cone for breakfast.. clearly a women of culture

[@lewismx8815]

It's hard to beat a coffee and a cone for brekky. It's a kiwi right of passage

[@andinho6087]

Please continue with these, so good

[@venicegoulden3399]

“You had them and let them go again.... they are only 14 how did they outwit the police” 😂 I lost it laughing

[@liberateyourslack]

"Every time you drink one of these,a dolphin gets stronger." "Cool..." The way Karen said cool I totally believed that she knows it's cool.

[@eijonasson]

All the best to all involved in this haywire production. Finally a talk show you can't second guess where it is going...and where they are coming from. Packed with surprises. At 75 thought I had seen it all. Thank goodness Karen and Guy are breaking loose. Vancouver, BC Canada.

[@bob_solo]

Practical joke idea. Get some of your mates to dress up as cops, go around to Karen's and pretend they are arresting her for the drug smuggling. Then just film her going off. And when she sees it's a joke she'll love it and unleash that awesome "I used to smoke 30 cones a day" cackle.

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Unfknbelievable u certainly deserve an award for that thought Bob 👍😎

[@aquariussun6424]

Guy and Karen are the iconic duo! Love these podcasts, so hilarious! 🤣 Big difference between NZ Karen and US Karen lols!

[@Uncle_Jacko]

I have always thought it was mole, thanks Karen for teaching me something new.

[@downunderfulla6001]

22:05 Guy’s checking his Facebook while talking to Karen😂😂 You should do ‘Breaking down today’s news issues with Karen’

[@feroxranger]

Nice you guys, thanks for the yarns. Karen it's so good to hear your stories, they remind me of many people and adventures I have experienced over the years. Stories like this are a part of kiwi society and culture, a part that the mainstream never hear nor talk about because they are so disconnected and operating in a totally different class system, a totally different world. Hey can I request a movie review. (You don't have to buy it just find it on pirate bay). It's an old ozzy film with Jack Thompson and Russel Crowe called 'The sum of us'. Keep up the good work and blaze on.

[@alicemoon-star367]

Karen and Guy, you both tell great stories :)

[@Queentrish]

I live in Aussie and when I talk to anyone in discord or on the phone they think im actually Karen 🤣🤣

[@therealistuceSPS]

Do you tell em’ they’ll get 20 F’n WACKS !?

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

You bloody well should Trish its not easy to do many friend👍😎

[@stevehunt914]

Guy,.... Incredible job shepherding Karen around the podcast while keeping the podcast on track AND remaining present. This is really great.

[@ajaygreenthumb]

Love this Pod and Karen's wild ass stories. Love you guys. From a Malaysian fan. ❤️

[@Alfiy_Wolf]

Ned Flanders and Slender man had a baby and I’m not disappointed and he is interviewing Karen the scariest person on the planet

[@LeonDonnelly23]

Thanks for another round with Karen and Guy. Watching happily from the UK. More please! 😎❤️✌️

[@donbrashsux]

I Wanna see Karen apply for TV One news presenter she would send the ratings through the roof and onward ..

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Hahahahaha I don't think I quite fit into there mould at one & I certainly don't like them my only shot would b TV3 that's the news I watch everyday at 6pm just not always at 6 lol but loving your thinking diesel

[@caveweta]

This is Far-king gold. I’m gonna binge these. Guy is awesome.

[@eijonasson]

Me to !! ....binge watching for sure.

[@kiwigold]

Best Show Ever.

[@duncanwallace7760]

Excellent drug policy advice at the end. Make the stuff that's not so bad for you legal.

[@prospectau7290]

Best podcast love from Aussie

[@theblazedbro]

Hahahaha I had no idea they had a podcast with her

[@RhyBeezy]

Feels like home watching this haha 😆

[@lulurobot2065]

Kazza’s on another level.

[@nikitamoana7598]

i live for these podcasts so underrated

[@bernmahan1162]

Cmon Guy, you never heard of alcoholic seltzers or gangsters' molls?! Karen, I thought you were being called a mole too! Your accent is great. Being English I just want you to say "eggs" all the time. Love the "not letting the cops in cos I'm in the bath thing". Fantastic. And your morning routine... Superb. I want to hear more about your blazing experiences - what do you like to smoke best and which NZ varieties do you enjoy most. Also, do you have any stories about interractions with bikies? I am an old male hippy but still look up to you as a role model.

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

I used to knock around with the highway 16s the sinn feint in upper hutt hated me cause I was an upper hutt girl & they didnt get on at all then back in the 70s so yeah I understand u

[@bernmahan1162]

@@20fuckingwhacks81 Thanks. I'm 90% Irish and I didn't even realise there was a Sinn Fein MC! What about your favourite weed?

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

That must've been a brain freeze I meant highway 61s duh karen

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

@@bernmahan1162 I smoked the buddha that came from Thailand laced in cocaine

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

I'll never smoke that good again the 70a were the best years of my life

[@suziewilliams1360]

I love how Karen’s cardi is camouflaged with her lounge chair.

[@pixxlexia5060]

take long enough 😉

[@logan8364]

Go to the anti mandate protests in Wellington guy! That’d be some gold.

[@RabRabNZ]

I cant believe I just learned my new word of the day from karen, what a a lovely moll

[@Chopper650]

Where is Clarke Gayford?

[@karakenny4548]

Would New Zealand Today be open to a Q&A podcast? I would be keen to watch/listen to that

[@karakenny4548]

And you should do your own weakest link in NZ

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Fkn oath Kenny I'd love to do the weakest link in nz that's my dream my friend👍😎

[@1WildTurk]

BRO MAKE SOME NZ TOWN VIDS

[@abc-ke2yq]

Guy and Karen should go to the protest in Wellington

[@NagoyaHouseHead]

Karen is a genuine crack up, she goes hard out

[@blackcorp0001]

Great show !

[@billbot7661]

Hey! Hope u guys are doin ok! Time for more episodes? I m a huge fan!!! Plz more!!!

[@InvisibleFaceBass]

40 DOLLARS OR 40 WHACKS

[@sandwichgroper]

I haven’t seen it yet but it’s gonna be great

[@reed_reed]

Any way I can be a guest on this?

[@leoilalio545]

The most underrated comedian . Way better than Dai henwood

[@cloudybits474]

I literally paid to go see this to a theatre. Shame on me.

[@jadinaturkington8131]

Love it!

[@blake504]

Yeah Upper Hutt

[@trentkayne9509]

This lady is from the hutt Valley you can tell without her saying

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Upper hutt & lower hutt

[@switzerland3696]

Doggymoney, aka Dogecoin, better than the NZD.

[@RhyBeezy]

Guy you are so cute and loving haha love seeing your reactions to the typical bene mum of Nz lol xx

[@IcanGOwithTHEflow]

Finally ep3

[@jimmy_flaps]

Churr to the fkn churr my boi

[@hermitpermit2553]

Karen redeems the name karen.

[@unnunn12]

so fuckin good

[@KMK21]

The podcast is "TALKING SHIT" hahaha

[@shazah5550]

Karen’s awesome. UHP

[@18karot]

Asashi it Japanese idinit? Hahaha. Whalers protector of the ocean…

[@sixpaths292]

Fk she's gold

[@freddiekay]

But why though?

[@BCruise-rs9xy]

Imported ingredients 🤔👀🧐🙄🐂💩✨

[@matthewthechalk]

Why did you nick Jono and Ben's YT channel?

[@irextion]

more more more

[@CrypticBore]

Guy tries to say anything in yhe conversation The guest just speaks even louder like guy isnt even there 😂

[@purpleaki538]

What a woman

[@lucc8703]

??????? ?

[@15cuhonda6]

More tax payer waste

[@derekflint7180]

What a load of crap.

[@mervswan1121]

Derek there is only one load of crap around here and his name is Derek :) How boring for u

[@derekflint7180]

@@mervswan1121 my my, some people are so touchy and verbally challenged. Have a GREAT day!

[@menufrog]

@@derekflint7180 Why are you like this Derek? Is it because your name is Derek? 😂😂🤣

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Yes merv hes Derek the Dickhead but hes a minority fortunately for H

[@hermitpermit2553]

Who hurt u

[@abc-ke2yq]

Boring

[@downunderfulla6001]

Thanks for coming and commenting. Now you can pissoff 😂🍺🍺

[@abc-ke2yq]

@@downunderfulla6001 it’s better to be pissed off then pissed on bro

[@downunderfulla6001]

@@abc-ke2yq I definitely agree with you on that mate 🍺🍺

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Easy stop.listening that u watched the whole thing makes u the idiot not me like u thought