Who stole Tokoroa's playground? - New Zealand Today S3

[@sarahspinetta]

Every time I watch an episode of NZT, I’m more and more convinced New Zealand has to be some kind of alternate reality from a fever dream. It’s amazing

[@condamnentking4919]

Try living here, I don't know what reality is anymore.

[@southpacificpyrex1708]

Fever dream 😂😂

[@vinnyc365]

New Zealand is the 1970's that should have been.

[@rightwinggo9694]

@@condamnentking4919 That bad EH?

[@condamnentking4919]

@@rightwinggo9694 I dunno about bad, more like an Alice in Wonderland feeling.

[@Stoney_Chan]

the Bunnings girl casually plugging was gold

[@Lowgarr]

The New NZ sense of humor is a magical thing.

[@chella.mp3]

Guy! Your journalism skills are still top tier! Also haven't heard the word twack in ages 🤣

[@AP-jl2lv]

50 fuckin twacks

[@larsen0715]

"Have you heard of low low prices on outdoor furniture"😂😂

[@leonrive9276]

If a playground got stolen your outdoor furniture probably isn't very safe

[@cvspvr]

bunnings warehouse!

[@JaydenLawson]

Guy: "We shouldn't stand for this!" Miles: "Do you wanna sit"?

[@HarryHiPants]

As an Australian, I love watching this style of comedy its just raw and pure laughs. I haven't watched Australian TV in years becaue is just cringe. Well done NZ 👍🏼

[@triarb5790]

Jimmy Rees, 'Meanwhile in Australia' Got me thru the 650 million days of lockdown in Melbourne.

[@joshuabrucemellis7933]

Same...never was a fan of Neighbours or Home & Away.

[@Blx5t]

Cea ko

[@afropenguin]

NZ comedy is so much more funny then Australias as theirs less need to worry about money

[@Metal-Possum]

But you guys have Garn, which is one of my favourite youtube channels. New Zealand and Australian TV share a lot in common, I cringe at both.

[@karuwhaa]

The brother's right. The price of pies and food in Tirau is daylight robbery.

[@josephpinheiro9667]

How much does a regular steak n cheese cost?

[@mikemichaels2914]

$5.50

[@randomystic8602]

damn

[@GordonPittman-cr8qd]

bout 6$ here in whakatane

[@smeagol7247]

i paid 22 dollars for a blt that was like a 1/6th of the size in auckland and came with fucking chips everyone knows for food just go to matamata

[@lochlanfrazer8095]

How is it that peak NZ reporting literally makes quality KZbin content, y’all are awesome

[@malachidavie5764]

When Myles came out during the advertisement and guy was behind the fence I was in tears 😂😂😂

[@nomolossb9024]

Tokoroa has hands down the best maccas in New Zealand. stopped their for dinner on the way back to Auckland from palmy and it was immaculate. fries where crispy and hot, with the right amount of salt. drinks where fizzy af, and the double quarter pounder was juicy, saucy and tasty

[@urmama54]

ok nomolos

[@GoldCoast85]

I think you need to up your game. Crispy hot fries? Where the hell do you hang out

[@rogerwilco4736]

Only bogans eat that maccas crap

[@joshuabrucemellis7933]

+ Pickles?

[@kunalchand6347]

Nomolos? More like Nobolos

[@rachelcookie321]

I like how they show a post from the NZ subreddit when saying the “community was SHOCKED” and it’s only got 34 upvotes.

[@Jakey4000]

Guys just pretending he's newshub/stuff/spin-off probably.

[@msbuilding2806]

Guy is lucky that Miles carried this whole episode haha

[@MsRejectz]

He was in it for 2mins..

[@mark8200]

@@MsRejectz and then every ten seconds after that

[@downeyd88]

As an Aussie, you NZ brothers and sisters are funny as shit!

[@Skud0rz]

you guys too. the castle is in the top 10 greatest movies of all time

[@JerryPanandCars]

Specifically Guy Williams!!!

[@smolgok384]

Crack up as G

[@baabaabaa2293]

I apologise for exporting Bunnings to ur fine country! Well, it wasn't me personally & its piss easy to pinch stuff from...or so me mate said.

[@mrlee9213]

@@baabaabaa2293 thanks dude, bunnings, the giver of life

[@JerryPanandCars]

"We shouldn't stand for this" "Do you want to sit?"

[@pl9372]

I think you've finally met your dry wit match in young (ginger) Myles. A fine protoge I hope to see in any upcoming series. Get him on the payroll!

[@urmama54]

nah mate, he yoda

[@kimsherlock8969]

Loved this That Maori laugh when a question is asked is so happy 😊

[@kimsherlock8969]

@xrrxy vvoi Tears of laughter 😃 I presume I would have wet my pantys

[@brutallyremastered4255]

Māori have a wicked sense of humour. Ka pai!

[@governorriffraff7601]

Raping and pillaging? Cheeky Black Power member

[@jerrydea4u]

This is the best series in New Zealand🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

[@jord.an6123]

Guy is actually New Zealand's premier antifascist :) That bit with lance was amazing. I need a follow up interview where they pay for his coverup tattoo

[@baabaabaa2293]

We cd have a whip round to buy the poor fascist a razor...as long as he doesn't leave a funny bit under his nose.. money well spent!

[@jord.an6123]

@@baabaabaa2293 Hahaha yesss! Judging by this guy, the fash are about as good at interpreting world events as they are at managing to shave more than half their face :)

[@baabaabaa2293]

Well the Nazis knew what a gd looking uniform cd do to a population.... Lance seems to have missed the boat, the jetty & probably the Tasman Sea

[@jord.an6123]

@@baabaabaa2293 fascism is cringe bro

[@baabaabaa2293]

@@jord.an6123 cringe is cringe bro. Of course fascism & racism is shit mate.. l was taking the piss outa the fellas half a haircut & beard... I thought it was pretty fkn obvious. Other bloke took his comments out, who was muckin about too... Shdnt have to explain myself, but lve got more 'breeds' in me than a dog show. So relax eh 👍

[@TumbleweedMermaid]

Guy Williams for mayor.....love you guy...you crack me up...can't wait

[@Clynikal]

That seat is up for grabs!!! Make it happen!

[@llllIllIIl]

These videos will and always be so good. Guy is an nz icon

[@starlooker6612]

Miles is a funny guy, quick witted for his age.

[@seabass1015]

Age?! He’s young

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

@@seabass1015 no shit Sherlock

[@starlooker6612]

@@seabass1015 Exactly

[@antoniotovio5016]

It’s Myles 🤣

[@tanginicholls207]

I thought it was a lesbian.

[@malachidavie5764]

Can’t wait to watch this over a few beers with the boys on Friday

[@fanaticz666]

At the playground?

[@ngomates9621]

How many beers can you drink in 12 minutes?

[@krazynicklaus6237]

Chur my brews

[@bless_M]

@@ngomates9621 Enough

[@bizzarboxx2642]

Yes lad

[@jordanmiles2195]

is everyone in new zealand funny? I swear the sense of humor there is impeccable.

[@aaronlealamisa522]

Just our sense of humour , where you from ?

[@Jim-tn3hl]

North Island be like the south rich places no one really connected at all qt be like that

[@nickyg6056]

Yeah we’re funny as

[@onlychangeiscertain]

Just found this channel, it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. Can’t get a smile of my face, thanks!

[@PikachooUpYou]

These Maori blokes have beautiful laughs. Nothing makes you smile and laugh more than hearing them giggle and laugh.

[@brutallyremastered4255]

True that!

[@howdyd9181]

Much more genuine than Shortland Street.

[@krazynicklaus6237]

Shortland street retribution is a NZ classic

[@baabaabaa2293]

What!?! Shortland Streets not real!?!

[@benicetome5341]

Yeah shitland street, stop watching that garbage years ago lol

[@leonrive9276]

We're not in tokoroa anymore doctor howdy d

[@purplelamington279]

That bunnings girl should get a payrise😂😂😂😂

[@MegaDavyk]

Someone stole their community garden too, it used to donate food to needy familiy's who had blown all their money on drugs and alcohol.

[@pixelfriendly2601]

So every family in Tokoroa?

[@jord.an6123]

anarchist direct action at his best

[@hongkongfueynz3071]

That Bunnings lady had me pissing myself 😂

[@datsus5363]

Notice how guy wanted to avoid putaruru so much he said tirau was tokoroas neighbour

[@KwyKz0r]

Best pizza in NZ is in Putaruru at a place called the Wooden Farmer

[@Zanskarma]

🤣

[@MrRiffman]

​@@KwyKz0rorchard thieves?

[@Gibbonz465]

My lord u made that cat stevens joke at your standup show. It did not go down well in New Plymouth 😂😂 glad it had context this time! Great episode Guy

[@indapamod]

"Do you have onions I can eat?" is meme worthy!

[@raysablade390]

Nice work Guy! I love watching these man you're so funny and the genuine interaction with the locals is priceless. Shot Guy!

[@markwick11]

this guy is a national treasure

[@brianallely8740]

Oh yes...and the sooner he is buried the better. ;)

[@hdox1]

gotta watch this a second time, so good

[@James-qk8kz]

Guy you always deliver pure gold

[@minnietoot9704]

Miles is cool. I think you've got a career in telly

[@mylesp9683]

Cheers

[@Ltbubbabear]

one of the best episodes, yet

[@NikolaNiKucu]

Lots of contagious laughter in this episode

[@dukiino739]

Lance being a white supremacist was the biggest plot twist of the year

[@jord.an6123]

In NZ even the fash come across as nice people :) (please note I am not condoning fascism, lance is clearly a moron - like all fash)

[@SXJEREMY]

Tastes like a spicy apple 😂 You 2 are dope together 👌👌👌

[@0utSideTheBox]

This should be on at 6pm, get the real news to the peoples.

[@smolgok384]

What if the Illuminati had a hand in this playground going missing and that's why they're hiding this story from the public😱

[@0utSideTheBox]

@@smolgok384 good call.....what's buried under that concrete......?🙊🙉🙈

[@cewh]

this episode is going to be endless bro. and you are just going to move playgrounds between Tirau and Tokoroa while tackling the next case(s): the mystery of the stolen playground in Tokoroa/Tirau

[@0x891-j1w]

this guy is an international treasure

[@hayzIsherwood]

The whole fuken playgrounds gone bro! They TOOK-IT-ALL 😂

[@pendopendo7166]

I heard Bunnings Tokoroa is missing a playground….. now. Police are looking for the owner of a white van, driver described as wearing a “bellyclava” and hanging around playgrounds, advise caution as he maybe in the company of a couple of tools. 🤫 Just saying. 👍🤣 Love your work, love Kiwi’s.

[@johntuitavuki4889]

The Bunnings workers needs a pay rise

[@sivab4536]

New Zealand man, i fucking love it

[@TayMcKenzieNZ]

Karen would find the playground, otherwise someone's getting twenty farken whacks!! 😂

[@default5790]

This is the longest Bunnings ad I’ve ever seen.

[@KimFeast]

half cat half steven 😂

[@loviedaniels3719]

🤣🤣🤣 you're fkn crackup bro! always get a good laugh watching your content.. keep em coming☺️😊😊

[@naasduplessis855]

I'm a South African who stumbled across this channels via the wonders of the KZbin algorithm, and man, this is comedy gold 🤣. And I gotta tell you-if the All Blacks want to freak the sh!t out of the Springboks, all they have to do is grow half faced beards like that Nazi guy.😅Nevermind the Haka.

[@Paulman50]

Such a classic, loved it.

[@jasonford7216]

Your swing set is at the hock shop

[@OldMateJames]

5:21 Even when I'm watch New Zealand today I cant escape from a Bunning's werehouse advertisement

[@morgan-5171]

There's a new playground in Wellington they can get it for you guys. I'm sure it never gets used much.

[@Alfiy_Wolf]

Only in New Zealand would someone steal a playground

[@suNn.K.O]

I'd give Florida a fair shake.

[@Hubris2]

@@suNn.K.O In Florida somebody would eat a playground.

[@rileyknox]

@@suNn.K.O the similarities between Florida Man news stories and NZ headlines are definitely present

[@spazco8669]

In the Northern Territory someone stole a railway bridge. A 20 meter long, 2 tone railway bridge.

[@rileyknox]

@@spazco8669 fuck me dead that’s good going hahahah

[@paynems96]

What do you do? Vape. I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dvelop4975]

ahhhh what we all needed

[@mark99k]

These videos are likely one of the top 5 reasons people yearn to emigrate to NZ.

[@lukewilkins1190]

Believe it or not I actually went school with that 16 yr old kid in primary school LMFAO🤣🤣 I live in Hawkes bay now

[@RideFree317]

Hey Luke. You used to come visit and go on my ps3 when you lived in tok . Small world aye

[@mylesp9683]

Idk if I remember bro😂

[@keleighslater8691]

U checked the wrong street. My mums cat was stolen from lomond avenue. The thieves live around there 😂👍

[@leonrive9276]

They showed the Chinese takeaway. Check round there

[@Charlie_Atkinsonmusic]

Come to morrinsville bro guy Williams I’ll show you around Aunty cinda grew up here and I’ll show you around bro

[@Hubris2]

There are cows on the street corners, and on Saturdays cars slowly drive around town showing off their empty trailers.

[@chefcamsey1375]

This was gold 🔥👍🤣

[@jasonh5377]

That Leo Molloy interview was awesome

[@AdamEwart]

Next up, the mystery of who stole the Nutbreak Bar ads, and why they're not available anywhere on the internet! 👍

[@xjet]

And now the local council wants to steal our local airfield tower!!!! #SaveTheTower

[@Stambo59]

No point in linking to this on your channel then. :-) The only reason I clicked on it was the mention of Tokoroa.

[@xjet]

@@Stambo59 Haha yeah. Maybe, once the Mayor has gotten her wicked way, NZToday will do another piece titled "Who stole Tokoroa's (and the world's) tower?"

[@231lghtwrkcastle]

That's how tight we are in new Zealand we steal bins and play grounds lol

[@stockcar84r74]

8:38 YEH NATHAN ROBINSON MY COUSION

[@theyoutubekid384]

Tokoroa scout hall playground is going to the old owners new hall maybe

[@j2thet255]

This is what happens when gangstas get to lazy to take their kids to the park , Love the gangsta interviews by Guy had me rollin on the ground ,,he should do a series on NZ gang members

[@daneilrafael4824]

lmfao good point.

[@holdencommodorehsv]

NZ gangs are not interesting at all they are like little kids that whine when they dont get their own way.

[@smolgok384]

He did an episode with a relatively well known Mongeral Mob member. Arguably his best episode yet, surely his most notable and most viewed episode. That's what made that song - 🎶 When you're married to the Mob, baby it's a full time job 🎶 - go viral. The episode was also controversial and received negatively by some people and Guy was accused of glamourising and promoting gang and criminal behaviour. The episode is still on YT but was removed from from this channel.

[@WHOHATESTOWORK]

Poorhara gangsters in toke, in auckland they just buy them new lol, thats the difference between weed money and crack money😆

[@phuccdatbish]

Damn I missed the interview 🤣🤣

[@canluclcalucltashayoywilso1773]

No playground over here bro I live in tirau🤣

[@YT_CAPTWO_886C]

🤣 Yoza pac haha,and brother Cody💪🏽🔥💯

[@Jaezuki]

I'm just waiting for the dude who stole it to comment on this video in 5 years saying "It was me, my bad" then leaving again into the abyss.

[@locominyana8916]

That you @ 5:30 Cody C....?

[@BradGryphonn]

Miles wins the Internet. Where are the movie contracts?

[@BenWillock]

Ok but that doesn't actually answer who stole it.

[@leonrive9276]

Developers

[@finnbogun4651]

Amazing content

[@UneducatedMong]

😂😂😂 this is my favourite thing now!!! Top marks

[@jacksonschofield4135]

He didn’t waste his day, he beat racism

[@hithere2333]

BEST SHOW EVER

[@theresajv5055]

I know you have a podcast with Karen. But a podcast with Miles would be great as well.

[@Royeblack-nv9et]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from Theresa 😊? I'm from Overbrook

[@jogarrett9211]

Get a drone and fly it over the town.

[@smolgok384]

Genius!! How easy would it be to hide a damn playground

[@baabaabaa2293]

Bet Bunnings have cheap drones!

[@lbdproductions6680]

Need a story on convincing lance covering his nazi tattoos

[@callum7081]

“What’s the secret to being part of a gang?” “Positivity”

[@bernmahan1162]

Best yet!! PS Where is Karen??

[@Robroscob]

I'm Aussie and i still need subtitles

[@MrRiffman]

Watching this in Putaruru cracks me up lol just by passed us and our expensive pies 😂

[@stephenwilson7990]

Have you heard about low low prices on outdoor furniture lol😂🤣😂🤣

[@JaydenLawson]

10:09 check out the creeper sound guy down the bottom of the bus. I SEE YOU CREEPER SOUND GUY!

[@haleyheavenhill7680]

Bloody funny even though it’s a horrible story. I loved the Cat Stevens bit!!!!! Hilarious

[@Royeblack-nv9et]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from? I'm from Overbrook

[@Dman6779]

@@Royeblack-nv9et roy black

[@jo2lovid]

It'll be the council. The mayor is all set to demolish the control tower at Tokoroa airport! But what can you expect from a crowd whose motto is: "South Waikato, we love IT here". even without a playground or three. Obviously into the High tech though!

[@nsmaori]

“Well thats a bit rude” 😂😂😂

[@MisterChappy]

love these

[@Ohrichymaruuu]

Holy fuck, I’m in tears 4 minutes in

[@NewMessage]

Well.. he's kind'a little.. and young. mean, next to you, right?

[@scuvastebe5778]

Bro that looks like a Bunnings playground. You fellas probably brought that one 😂

[@leonrive9276]

Hope it ohs approved or the council will dismantle it