THE NEXT 365 DAYS is BACK and TERRIBLE | Explained

[@AmandaTheJedi]

Strongly considering some Team Nacho shirts, though

[@Dillionthevillion]

If you check the book cover on book 2 he’s way better looking then who they cast to play nacho

[@xxDeeMmmVeexx]

@@Dillionthevillion nooo why did they do him dirty 🤣

[@snoopygonewilder]

Everyone would just think I love to eat nachos (that's what she said).... I'm my own worst enemy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluz1864]

I'd consider buying it!

[@nonoticarly8778]

Nacho Team on the front with hearts around Nacho's face, with Massimo on the back with a circle with a redline over his face.

[@felipeveloso1578]

The fact that Laura is based on the author herself makes the scene at the beach 100 times funnier. "Yes, underpaid extras, look at my self-insert like she is the most majestic human on earth"

[@samanabatool8683]

Could u tell me which scene are u referring to?

[@penthe-e]

@@samanabatool8683 14:39

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It is an important key most miss. To be forgiven we must forgive. Read and Do. That’s what makes it works. Faith isn’t belief alone, it’s actions based on belief-

[@stargirIII]

@@jamesmayle3787 sorry to be that person but its an review of a really bad p*rn movie, i dont think its the right time to spread gods message. at least i assume, im not christian 😭

[@elenafriese891]

@@stargirIII I mean, there's _technically_ Song of Solomon which is basically a collection of love poetry in which an unamed couple talk about how hot one another are using increasingly creative metaphors for pages on end? Like, it's not _bad_ love poetry, but I legitimately don't understand why it's so constantly in the canon of pretty much every version of this religion since it has... Very very little thematically or literally to do with the things around it (the people are completely unnamed, and the Solomon connection in the name is apparently a guess at the end of the day), so it might not be the strongest connection. (Also of the various random religious spammers, I do respect this one for not being overly pushy. I do actually recommend reading through the bible in general regardless of religious ties with Google on hand to help understand any cultural connections between the desert religions or the historical events they contributed to)

[@KatBee1742]

The “I got you a nice bag… if something happens to you, I’m gonna keep it” from the friend is probably the most true-to-life part 😂

[@DarlingMissDarling]

🤣💯💯

[@nobodyimportant281]

Ngl, that gave me a good chuckle. I'll give you this one movie, I'll give you this one.

[@TheMeloettaful]

That and how she said her "Are you f**king crazy?" line and facial expression is just gold lol 😂!

[@bhargavipba]

Olga is more of an actor and hilarious then Laura is 🤣

[@frankisnot1148]

honestly id much rather watch a movie about olga having to deal with an asshole idiot friend and all the mafia shit

[@ironwolf5802]

Who would have guessed their relationship would be troubled knowing eachother for under a year and full of lies, controlling, and drinking. Still entertaining to watch.

[@leiajiang7877]

U mean entertaining to watch commentary videos of

[@a.bunny.golden.retriever]

Lol true

[@kadekeeh]

I think you mean the kidnapping thing, right?

[@ironwolf5802]

@@kadekeeh That too.

[@nmtviola]

So…Nacho is often used as a nickname when someone’s name is Ignacio. I know that the 365 writer doesn’t seem to know that and seems to think that it’s just a name related to the food. I just want to make sure other people know.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

Yeah, I noticed that too. Tbh I was weirded out when his name wasn’t Ignacio…

[@bessieburnet9816]

Actually his name is Ignacio, it's a nickname

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

@@bessieburnet9816 it is? good, that makes it way less awkward...

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Techincally his name is Marcello.

[@scarletempress2652]

I believe the author is polish so they probably do know

[@kassig7547]

I died at the emphasis at “one year of kidnapping!” 😂

[@catdadfurlife9606]

I died at "You wanted to be the melty cheese between his nacho chips!" XD

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

SAME! 😂🤣

[@billyalarie929]

Same lmfao

[@tandemraptor931]

I died at "platonic homie kissing " so good

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

Massimo a year ago: I hope she falls in love with me by next year Laura one year later: falls in love with enemy’s son Massimo: ☹️

[@dragonworldz56]

i think the thing that bothers me the most is... the dropped plot of Laura's heart being weak 😂 it was such a big deal in the first movie but never brought up again like did marrying Massimo cure her heart problems??

[@KittenJune96]

Well the author herself stated she made Laura pass out when she wasn't sure how to end a scene so everything is possible.

[@ckk5762]

He gave her a heart transplant while she was...passed out or in a coma. It happens in the first book/movie. Amanda goes over the absurdity of it all in her review of the first film/movie.

[@andrzej6294]

As a resident Pole - yes, "platonic homie kissing" is a thing, but it is "socially acceptable" only between girls/women and in general girls-night vibe. And moreover, it's traditional way of greeting in slavic cultures between good friends or family, to kiss each other in a cheek three times

[@juliemarie3082]

I think it's important to clarify here that we're talking about kissing on the cheek and not the lips. That's just not as common.

[@justine4581]

Can confirm the three kiss on the cheek is a thing in France to, it might even be a widely European thing.

[@Rabbithaed]

I kiss my very straight bestie on the lips when we both get very excited or happy and I see a lot of my other polish girl friends do it as well. Some people are just more affectionate than other.

[@izabelasiczek3547]

@@juliemarie3082 not true in the lips too not sure if you polish or u didn't do it but I have many girlfriends and we always kiss at the lips at hello bye etc

[@wisteria_i]

Exactly! I'm a Pole myself and can attest. It is a very old tradition to greet each other by a quick kiss on the lips. It was always a strong sign of acceptance and affection. Now it is usually done between women and girls or toddlers of both genders. It is usually done when people are very excited, like when they didn't see each other for a long time or on wedding for example when welcoming new member of the family. It can be also more casual (but very grand in the moment 😆) when alkohol is involved. When Poles drink we become very affectionate and emotional towards each other 😆

[@DutchessSarahJ]

The way Nacho looks at Laura and touches her is why I’m Team Nacho. He looks at her with love and adoration. Smiles and laughs with her. Massimo looks and touches her with obsession and possession (surprise-not.) plus if you listen to the music Nacho gets the passionate love songs or upbeat music. Massimo gets dark dangerous music, they weren’t slick with that lol.

[@grandempressvicky6387]

Massimo touches her like he hates her and just wants to rub one out, not that he genuinely wants to be with his wife.

[@AK-fr5zv]

Honestly, I feel like the performances are so amateurish that it's hard to really get that from acting alone. Massimo doesn't look obsessed, he looks constipated, while Nacho just feels... neutral, when it comes to their performances. I agree that their behaviour within the story gives us a clear better option, though.

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

Cringe

[@rafaelmartinez4803]

I hate love triangles, because I know they'll not end up with the guy I want to.

[@cathleenwarner1778]

Her and Massimo are both toxic, but the final song is all about love

[@morela58]

"are you f-ing crazy" is actually such a gentle translation of Olga's words to Laura

[@hatsume657]

i really wanna know the none gentle transition 🤣

[@morela58]

@@hatsume657 i dont really know how to translate it properly tbh, english swear words just... dont have the same impact as polish ones. i guess its closer to "you're f-ed in the head, arent you?" or something like that

[@Lalarynka]

@@morela58 could you write it please? In polish i mean. Edit: Found it myself. Its "Pojebalo cie" a swear word that is used by almost all slavic languages. I would probably translate as something like "You are f-ed, arent you?", but the first one is close as well. It just really doesnt have the same ring to in in English. Also love how the actress said the line.

[@Lorandra01]

@@Lalarynka it's beautiful "pojebało Cię"

[@aaaaaaaaaa2467]

@@Lalarynka Pojebało Cię? No hard feelings tho xD

[@jax_firestorm9689]

Olga is, by far, the best part of these movies. Her line about the bag? The birthday gift? Fucking iconic.

[@saininj]

Wait...they were able to crank out the 3rd piece of garbage in the same year as the 2nd!? Netflix doesn't have their priorities straight.

[@krow5099]

But Cancel good shows like Q-Force

[@tash4270]

It's Netflix, is this not what they do? 😅

[@cathleenwarner1778]

They filmed the 2nd and 3rd movies, back-to-back

[@soundskindagay2709]

But they cancelled first kill, like 🤨

[@fofosyrie3798]

@@krow5099 wait it is cancelled???

[@potatoe9876]

I have a severe fear of the "Twilight" situation where the second love interest gets character assassinated so the main lead look like the better option for the main character but, who knows im on team Nacho

[@hothotheat3000]

They did that in Hunger Games, too.

[@miranda13c]

The Hunger Games is a much better example of that. They had to make Gale literally the LAST person that Katniss ever wanted to see again so it didn’t even really feel as if Katniss chose Peeta. He was just there and all she had left. Literally.

[@miranda13c]

@@hothotheat3000 Even more so than Twilight too

[@NankitaBR]

@@miranda13c it is literally stated on the book lol. Katniss says that she "chose" Peeta because he was the one that was close by when she decided to "move on" with her life. She even says something like "if Gale was here now asking for forgiveness it would give me pause, but Peeta is the one here now and Gale is not coming back so I'm going with Peeta". Like not even the entire character assassination they did was enough to completely take Gale out of the picture for Katniss lol

[@conansglasses2645]

@@hothotheat3000 not really, ever since the first book gale always had a lot of extremist undertones and in the end Katniss didn't choose him because she still resented him for the fact that the trap he designed ended up killing Prim

[@Barnowl65]

Couple things. One: I would TOTALLY buy a Team Nacho shirt if you make them (or get someone to make them!) I would wear it and never explain it! Two: If 50 Shades, After and Kissing Booth has taught me anything, the dumbass woman will always go back to the abusive guy instead of the guy who ACTUALLY cares about her. I hope you're right and the movie makers ARE pushing for Nacho because that would be surprisingly and sadly subversive.

[@pallasitematrix1614]

That is... a pretty cruel thing to say, considering how real abuse situations often play out. Victims can find it hard to leave for a variety of reasons; there's no need to call them "dumbasses".

[@Barnowl65]

@@pallasitematrix1614 I'm not talking about real life victims of abuse, I'm talking about these movie characters who could have been champions against abuse and given examples of how to leave it, but because of movie cliches, they go back to the obvious assholes.

[@ysucae]

@@pallasitematrix1614 well it's more about characters... but fiction can inspire real life, and if really popular media just constantly hammers on the fact that relationships like those are okay and even desirable and glamorous, then victims can feel even more isolated and wrong for feeling the way they do. so many movies do this, to, a man just doing whatever the fuck he wants with a woman and it's just portrayed as romantic and good. the victim is usually just... okay with it. the brooding psycho is seen as interesting and spicy and the nice match is just 'boring'. or it's seen as a project. but those characters don't live in real life where there's real consequences so them just going back to an asshole because the plot must happen and they are the Chosen Couple is freaking dumb. and that's not talking about all the men getting raped as a comedy moment thing. hollywood is fuuucked up

[@mangoarcher3298]

@@pallasitematrix1614 They do it because the fucking society leaves them with no other choices, and these disgusting movies try to brainwash them into thinking it's okay. So yeah, these characters are dumbass, and their writers are dumbass. Everytime I remember what this stupid writer thinks about women and rape, makes my blood boil.

[@alyxwarner2984]

@@pallasitematrix1614 they're talking abt characters clearly, rules are different in movies, and treating it as if Masimo (idk if I spelled it right) is the better guy just reinforces abusive dynamics

[@taylorwalker7417]

One of the reasons I find love triangles so frustrating is, in setting up a trash, edgy romance, writers so often end up building a genuinely moving, *healthy...er* relationship between the lead and the guy she's ultimately going to dump so she can be some angsty dude's emotional punching bag forever! How much more compelling would these stories be if it was actually about a girl finding real self-worth & love by realizing that she's better than the Bad Boy trap?

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

plus a lot of the times (especially in twilight) the nicer guy will get character assassination so he looks like a piece of shit compared to the bad boy

[@taylorwalker7417]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat 100% If you have to nuke one character just to make him look worse than your main love interest, you did a bad job with the main love interest!

[@NankitaBR]

Even her choosing the "healthy...er" guy would be an improvement on those stories...

[@AnikMonette]

I agree 💯 percent! Problem is these are also 💯 percent "smutploitation" so the story barely justify what's actually going on. 👉👌

[@emefbe]

"Your entire relationship can't be some guy moody-broody-angry at you and then having brief moments of vulnerability every time he thinks he's going to lose you." I- I CAME HERE TO LAUGH AMANDA NOT TO BE EXPOSED LIKE THIS LMAOOO, THAT ONE HURT damn

[@Obsidian_Enigma]

That’s your relationship? I’m sorry

[@emefbe]

@@Obsidian_Enigma omgg?? I forgot abt this comment but NOT ANYMORE THANK FUCK!!! I GOT OUT OF THERE PRAISE THE LORD

[@blooddragon805]

@@emefbegood on you ! Hope you’re doing okay, those kind of relationships can wreck you

[@emefbe]

@@blooddragon805 Aw! Thank you so much! And yes very sadly I almost got wrecked actually but I’m doing so much better!

[@snoopygonewilder]

So my uncle (who is 61) asked me to help him set up Netflix on his smart TV on Sunday. I set it up, but something was up with the remote and it had a delay on selecting, so he just clicked the first thing all the way to the top... guess what it was? Yeah, it was this cinematic beauty. I was like, "uh..... Tío (I was speaking in Spanish at the time) this is probably not a movie you want to watch... it's all about sex." And he was like, "oh it's fine." Then he left it playing and went to feed his dog lunch. He probably thought I meant it had a sex scene in it, which honestly I wouldn't have even brought it up, he wouldn't think much about a sex scene, but from what I heard these movies are one big sex scene cut-up by bad dialogue. So I just shrugged my shoulders and left him to it. Now I'm wondering if he watched it all.

[@manicmentacide]

Pandora's box of a question, were you to ask lol

[@catherinehall6347]

Very curious 😂

[@ellicel]

I’m curious what the algorithm is suggesting to him now if he actually let it play all the way through!

[@indigocrayon520]

LOL

[@SkiddlyBink]

this poor man is probably now obsessed

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

On the topic of consent being nowhere in sight in these movies, Laura seems to get angry with someone she’s in a relationship with if they don’t want to have sex with her/give her attention when she wants it. Happened with her ex in the first movie, and all three movies, if Massimo was not in the mood or doing business, she would either do something to make him give her attention/sex (play in the fountain, interrupt his meetings, etc.) or hold a grudge against him/accuse him of not caring about her (the ball, recovering in bed). Not to say Massimo is a good guy being unfairly targeted (kidnapping, SA, domestic abuse), but consent demands respect of one’s decision, and Laura doesn’t seem to change in that aspect even with a new guy who like Nacho

[@animelovergirl8461]

So...basically both sides are toxic I would assume.

[@UcheOnuorah-iy7ls]

Exactly 💯

[@MT3V]

Honestly, at this point i'm expecting some kind of poli with both Nacho and Massimo (I swear to God their ust is fucking ridiculous)... Laura doesn't have to choose between having her emotional and sexual needs met and there's some kind of weird mafia alliance so everyone is happy. But I think I'm being too optimistic with this whole series. xD

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Baby, if you watched the threesome scene.....phew

[@sora1498]

when i saw that kiss i was like "are they gonna... do what i think????"

[@sonorasgirl]

😂 this is the best possible ending

[@sk3lut]

@@sora1498 i was so shook when that happened

[@CashanovaXTREME]

No traditional Italian man would ever share his woman with another man. Not happening, even in this series.

[@jemimahlikesfood5792]

I was horrified at this movie. First of all I've started seeing signs of dv abuse coming from massimo after the glas shattering scene. But I noticed that Laura was so much happier when she was focusing on her career, out with her friends, when she was with her dad I think she was the most happy. I am, in a way, team Nacho, because I honestly think he can treat her so much better, but if I decided the ending, I would want Laura to get away from all of this and be on her own.

[@tuffy135ify]

Not so fun fact: romance novels and romance dramas like this are inherently problematic af, otherwise they would never get attention. A story about a healthy romance between adults that actually care for each other just doesn't sell enough.

[@debymello4756]

@@tuffy135ify Jonofrom cinema therapy said it better: most healthy relationships in movies are in movie that aren't romances

[@justlive2809]

do people realise that end up not choosing any of them is also a choice the both dudes are weird asf but Laura is a bit weird too but i honestly think that any of them should end up with Laura..

[@salempedro-Autorin]

@@justlive2809 I hope so, Laura is the worst 😂

[@MsLilly200]

@@debymello4756 Honestly so true. Cause a nice, safe, healthy romance is _boring_ unless there's a lot of focus on plot outside of the relationship. And that's hard to write, compared to just adding toxic drama.

[@mell8205]

I haven't watched any of these films, but.... Considering that this is the brain grandchild of twilight, I'm willing to predict that Nacho will do some dumb sh** in the next installment so people have to root for Massimo (because, you know, women have to chose a man and can't just say "you're both d***heads, I'm staying single") .

[@bigbearkat2010]

It's also easier to make the other guy less appealing than to improve the writing of the guy the plot expects you to root for. Reminds of an old Robot Chicken sketch. Star Trek TNG writers noticed how much the audience hated Wesley but they decided instead of writing Wesley to be less annoying they'd create an even more annoying character to take the heat off Wesley.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Assuming there is a next one.

[@mell8205]

@@fightingmedialounge519 It's a mess of a story after an obviously not very good series of books. I'm sure there'll be another one. 😂

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@@mell8205 I say assuming since there are only three books, and the filmmakers say they don't plan on making another one.

[@mell8205]

@@fightingmedialounge519 Ah well, fine by me. I highly doubt a fourth would be a literary masterpiece or an amazingly good film. 😂

[@kaguyahime09]

When it's shown that Nacho is into surfing, I was made breathless--A CHARACTER SHOWN TO HAVE A HOBBY!? My god, I'd given up on seeing such a thing so long ago. Laura's anger and belief that her marriage was in trouble was confusing to me. Because he'd kidnapped her and made her a prisoner? Can't be that, because we already established that she doesn't care about that. Freedom to do things? We have seen so many scenes of her and Olga going out for drives, spa dates, restaurant meals, clubbing, and the most we tend to see is a burly bodyguard nearby. He never said you can't work, either, and gifted you that fashion company that I'm SURE you're qualified to run. Seeing Massimo cheat on her with his ex was what started her escape with Nacho, expect we know that that wasn't Massimo, and she learns that, too. Angry for not telling her he has an (identical) twin brother? Sure, I guess, but is that enough to want to leave your marriage? You haven't even talked about his mother, barely touched on his father, but never once are those subjects brought up and examined in detail. Because of losing the baby? Hard to believe, since at the beginning of the second movie, she's all smiles and no panties as she gets married. Being in the mafia life? We see so little of that part, though; it's barely even in the background. The bodyguard presence might seem a bit stifling at times, but she and Olga seem to have no problem having fun regardless, and they DID help by taking Olga back to her hotel room when she was wasted (even if the only thing missing in that scene was Benny Hill music). What a thankless job Olga has being Laura's BFF, by the way--always left worrying because Laura constantly takes off without notice and doesn't let her know what's going on only until after shit has hit the fan. Maybe it's all of these things? Who can say, because these characters never talk about things that are actually relevant to a plot or characterization.

[@purple66666]

I am glad I did not make the bad decision to see these. My eyes and brain hurts just from reading all the bullshit these movies is composed of.

[@EmyN]

Because apparently he's controlling and doesn't prioritize time with her, because you know, he has to drop his job for her lolol

[@kaguyahime09]

@@EmyN They're together only when they have sex, and though we're subjected to so many scenes of that, apparently it's STILL not enough for Laura? And the few times he IS working, she basically becomes a brat throwing a tantrum. Unrelated, but I can't help but be dubious of Massimo and the other mafia bosses/lieutenants? doing coke as often as they do. Never get high off your own supply, after all (Tony Montana didn't listen to that advice, but the point still stands). I don't know the behaviour of actual crime syndicate bosses, but I feel that the ones that fly off the handle and snort lines as frequently as Massimo does wouldn't last long in their roles...

[@TenderNoodle]

It’s probably because massimo acts like a block of wood with anger issues and never shows her any affection besides sex and possessiveness. There’s really nothing to like about him, and I guess she realized that after being with someone approaching a human being:/

[@cathleenwarner1778]

He also became a cokehead in this one too

[@AA-qt1hi]

I was thinking of you immediately as I saw the trailer and I couldn't wait to see your review Amanda lmao. Thank you for your sacrifice!

[@wompwomp9946]

seriously thank you for your service, Amanda lol even these short clips make me cringe

[@lisah-p8474]

Agreed 1000%!! I couldn't bring myself to sit thru these but I've been counting down the days until Amanda's review. I could quote 25 different things she said that were pure gold. Lmao

[@allih8021]

I have absolutely ZERO desire to watch these "movies" or read these books but I am so down for every single video you want to do about them! I am so very entertained. Thanks for saving so many of us the trouble and making the second-hand viewing so damn fun!

[@LadyDreamfyre]

Damn Nacho seems to be such a better option than Massimo. Also, I want the shirt

[@bananatiergod]

Honestly, what is it with shitty romance franchises and giving us a second love interest that's leagues better that the asshole we know the MC will choose every single time?

[@marianareis6492]

Not just a hotter actor, but he actually seems like a guys who would at least consider respecting Laura.

[@justlive2809]

@@marianareis6492 hotter? hell no the two dudes are just both creepy as shit but be honest people Laura is fucked up too

[@lilatolouian]

"She cheated on him.. SO THOROUGHLY" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are too funny girl!!!!

[@mandaalexiou4927]

right ! i was wondering why noone mentions about it like she is literally cheating !! idc at this point whom she chose 🥲

[@arby327]

you are braver than any US marine for going through this series

[@iowars8592]

Crazier as well, which is saying something !

[@GimbalosMorkinar]

A 5 year old is braver than them.

[@BajuliiiQ]

"You wanted to be the melted cheese between his Nacho chips" quite literally made me screech laughing at midnight 😂

[@a.harrington1634]

"I'll go to my room by my own!" 😂🤪 Olga is so cray and clearly the best part of this entire series.

[@kgal1298]

She's the most relatable character because I think we'd all prefer to be the Olga in this situation over anyone else.

[@a.harrington1634]

@@kgal1298 agreed!

[@elisabetrouge]

I love the part in the second movie I think where she's all dolled up and says "Remember I am the hot goddess!" *wipes out* 😅🤣

[@jennymckenzie5304]

If they make a 4th, I want them to make a 5th where Laura just drops the abusive kidnapper AND Nacho the dangerous mob hitman and just goes "fuck it, I'm in the closet about being bi, come on bestie let's get hitched and live in the country raising cats or something."

[@TessaYoung33]

Lol

[@jamiewhite1076]

"You wanted to be the melty cheese between his nacho chips! 🤣" "Give me the mob drama! 😡" "He did it! He said the thing! YESSSSS! ✊️" "OH MY GOD NO, OH NO, THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER ONE! NOOOOOO! 😭😭😭" These moments now live in my head rent free!! Amanda is so unhinged in this video and I'm in tears laughing, living for it! As always! 🤣 Thank you for your service always Amanda!

[@bhargavipba]

Amanda had so much fun with the name "Nacho" 🤣

[@MrRopucha]

Polish person here, I've met maybe one girl in my entire life who greeted her friends with a quick kiss on lips. I think it's more common between people who go to big clubs in big cities and want to be 'quirky' with their friends. Most people just hug or shake hands.

[@visitjessiechan]

I was horrified to find out there's another movie but hey, having Laura cultivate a relationship with actual depth with someone new and leaving her abusive kidnapper might be the save this trash series needed. Kinda like if Bella chose Jacob and realized she doesn't have to be moody and gloomy with Edward for all eternity (assuming of course they didn't ruin Jacob's character like they had)

[@bigbearkat2010]

It's funny you should say that because my assumption was they would course correct on Nacho and make him a whiny entitled nice guy like they did with Jacob because that would've been easier than making Massimo in any way appealing

[@viv7795]

Jacob kisses her without consent, threatens to unalive himself after finding out she is getting married to Edward, and imprints on her daughter.

[@witchymary5246]

@@viv7795 I think thats what they meant by "if they hadn't ruined his character "

[@kgal1298]

I wasn't I was expecting more and was waiting for this review especially the reactions to him with the other girls and the assistant just getting railed because they were such obscure scenes it was messy.

[@barboralitvanova5111]

You think Jacob wasn’t abusive? Yolo. Edward was actually generous and kind person, Jacob was a selfish child. Honestly…

[@shy2infinity]

We need the fanfiction writers to make this the thriller it so rightfully deserves to be.

[@magdalenakrol2734]

Fun fact: one of the nuns having dinner in the background is actually Blanka Lipinska herself.

[@kgal1298]

I just Googled her...did she put herself on her own book cover? Because if so I'm dying...lmao

[@magdalenakrol2734]

@@kgal1298 Oh, yes she did actually! Even the actress playing Laura meant to be as similar to her as possible!

[@Hello-hello-hello456]

Strong self insert vibes, yikes…if this is what the author fantasises about…she needs help

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

the ultimate self insert author

[@whoome1638]

I actually like that the author went all in. I’m positive she knows the movies are getting roasted by critics but loved by her fans. Which is why, there is a 3rd movie. She might as well have fun with it

[@SunnysFilms]

"If you love something, let it go" ........wait. If you believed that, the first book/movie would have never happened, Mr. Kidnappy Boy.

[@ceilinh6004]

The characters in these books/movies give off the energy of A.I.s that have learned human behaviour by watching all of the soap operas.

[@Itsmeyourdad666]

This whole story feels like it was written by AI

[@HardHitMag]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@MajesticAngel13]

I’d give the series a 10/10 if she legit leaves his abusive ass to be with the surfer boy, because these sorts of books always fail at telling the reader that abuse is NOT OKAY!

[@Mediados]

I feel like you're the only person loving this franchise, for all the wrong reasons.

[@bluz1864]

All the movies and shows she watched finally ruined her. Amanda deserves a medal for all this

[@Mediados]

@@bluz1864 Plot twist: There is nothing left of Amanda, only a hollow shell of the woman she once was. She sacrificed her very soul to bad media.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

The way I "love" Twilight for the awesome Rifftrax commentaries. TEAM MUSTACHE DAD!

[@Lux_Familiar]

Would actually love the "Team Nacho" shirt with the surfing nacho! Its so subtile, people wouldnt know... except for the ones that know... and thats just perfect!

[@Hexgirl239]

Nacho seems way more adjusted than Massimo but didn’t he technically kidnap her too? Yeah she went with him but it was under false pretences and he was sent to kidnap her anyway - I just think he lucked out and found her when she wanted to runaway

[@lpycb42]

I’ll give Nacho the benefit of the doubt because he was kind of forced to by his family and he didn’t do it to own her or abuse her.

[@annabeinglazy5580]

I mean... We're talking Mafia romance. Some light Kidnapping is probably required in that subgenre

[@whoome1638]

Well Nacho also knew that Laura was in danger and being pursued by Massimo’s twin brother. So in a way, it would have been safer for Nacho to “Kidnap” Laura anyway.

[@Hexgirl239]

@@whoome1638 Yeah but wasn't he part of the plan with Massimo's twin? Either way I think Massimo and Nacho are bad choices to differing degrees

[@whoome1638]

@@Hexgirl239 I agree. But it seemed like Massimo’s brother intercepted Nacho’s security guards and took Laura. I don’t think Nacho would willingly hand her over him. He loved her at the point and the twin brother was seriously coked out. The movie really left so many holes that it’s possible for either one of our scenarios to be true. I went in knowing it was just a soft porn and didn’t expect more. Due to that, I was really disappointed. To me, it was much better than 50 shades of grey. Even with the cheesy dialogue

[@LouisaWordsIWriteCrazy]

This is perfect timing, because today I saw my dad "watching" this movie today. I put it in quotations because I had to tell him it was smutty-apparently he was sleeping through it. Thank you for your sacrifice! I am watching these (and the book versions) instead of watching the movies and reading the books, because it's a train wreck and I can't look away.

[@camilab2430]

Since they liked used quotes so much let's put this one out there "if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, then you wouldn't have fallen for the second" aka Nacho 😂

[@simplesimply3753]

Or work it for both.

[@christiegreenwood2642]

That's ... not universally true, though.

[@32fps]

Yeah, while I find the comment funny on its surface, it's not necessarily true. That's vaguely like saying you automatically love your second kid more because if you loved the first one enough you wouldn't have had another. You can love more than one person at a time, and in different ways. And that doesn't mean that you have to choose one over the other, or even either of them. Relationships are complicated 😅

[@camilab2430]

@@32fps oh I know that 😂 I was just putting it out there because they used the "if you love someone let it go" quote, which is not necessarily true either 😅

[@32fps]

@@camilab2430 I re-read your comment and I see that so much more now, my bad 🤣🤣🤣

[@shartines]

The fact that massimo KNEW she was cheating, but was trying to get her to tell him the truth, then tried to cheat on her too but couldn’t bring himself to. Massimo started off as a bad character but at least he was loyal 💀

[@cathleenwarner1778]

Was she cheating, I thought nothing happened until portugal and the rest of it was just her dreaming ?

[@anyone1111]

It’s the bare minimum to me😬🤭

[@shartines]

@@cathleenwarner1778 in the third movie her slept with nacho

[@Apryll.]

@@cathleenwarner1778 a married women runs off to Spain with a man, that is cheating, i dont care what they did.

[@cathleenwarner1778]

Plus she only cheated after he turned into a cokehead, doesn't make it right, I know

[@zoe_astra]

As soon as I saw the trailer for this movie all I could think was, “I can’t wait for Amanda’s video!”

[@krow5099]

Me too

[@myremma8488]

thank you so much for being careful with flashing lights! a lot of people just skip the scenes or put trigger warnings at the beginning of the videos and then i have to figure it out myself (because i still want to watch it) so you just covering the flashes or putting pictures on instead of the scene is really great! im having a hard time with flashes at the moment so yeah, thank you!

[@hereiam1041]

The fact that the actor who played Massimo was on day time television peddling this movie always gives me a laugh. He was trying to sell the movie hard 🤣!

[@cathleenwarner1778]

Have to promote your movies

[@l.a.u]

As a representative of Poland, I declare that casually kissing your platonic girlfriends on the lips is not common, goodbye kisses on the cheeks are more common but still not very common Love from Poland 🤍❤

[@jolakristin281]

Never clicked faster, thank you so much Amanda for suffering for us and I love your content ❤️

[@laviniasnow4494]

“brief moments of vulnerability every time he thinks he's gonna lose you” hit hard! 🥺

[@CAMERO202]

Thank you for your sacrifice Where'd you get that The Batman Edward shirt?

[@TheMarisaRoy]

was this movie the most boring and deeply unsatisfying of them all? yes. will i be watching the fourth installment the day it comes out while waiting for your review? also yes. also, massimo stans need some major therapy bc laura should CLEARLY be ditching the abusive, controlling, more likely to commit domestic violence zero for the hotter, richer, way more emotionally available hero. TEAM NACHO BABY!! SELL THE SHIRTS!

[@maudkahl3550]

He literally killed her baby

[@cheekybabe666]

Sex and hot people? Sure. Half of which is practically music videos featuring hot people having sex? Sure. I'll watch it. I'll roast it to, but i'll watch.

[@stevegeorge6880]

Why haven't they just covered a leap year in order to have the magic title 366 days?It's one longer.

[@helixier6629]

369 days spinoff, which is about a year + being stuck in a time loop for a few days

[@sunnyandthechlo]

@@helixier6629 oh. My. God.

[@WachmistrzNos]

One of people of Poland here - it ain't normal to kiss your bestie on your mouth :D IThis movie is weird one (also team Olga - bless her, because this comicrelief character is the most sane and reasonable person in the whole series :D)

[@xxDeeMmmVeexx]

I only watched your videos for the recap cause I refuse to watch these crappy movies but I sincerely hope they do the unexpected and have her end up with Nacho… but I think we all know that’s not what’s going to happen.

[@nattywp8118]

I never read the books (ew), but I got curious and read the plot summary and... SPOILER ALERT She ends up with Nacho, as far as I remember. I read it long ago.

[@xxDeeMmmVeexx]

@@nattywp8118 YASSSSSS good. I kinda hate when books go the obvious route like. Mix it up.

[@bigbearkat2010]

@@nattywp8118 somehow I figured it would go the Twilight route and make Nacho a whiny buttmunch when they noticed the audience found him more appealing than the super creepy, perpetually unhinged and sex obsessed kidnapper.

[@emilydeaton1169]

“It’s not too late to order some nachos, girl” killed me 😭😂 Love your videos and humor!

[@atiredpinkberry]

The "cheese between his nacho chips" broke me a little ngl

[@lpycb42]

The fact that they would even make this a difficult decision for her is hilarious. Oh here’s a guy that will treat me better, not like a possession versus some psycho that kidnapped me and abused me and forced to develop Stockholm Syndrome… decisions decisions…

[@willowingwhispers2612]

I'd buy a team nacho shirt, lol. The chip on a surf board actually sounds adorable.

[@helina9280]

The way I screamed when she said there's gonna be another one!! Like, might as well make it a full fledged series at this rate coz, I'm invested already.

[@user-yx8fv8jg2p]

Honestly it's kinda common for straight girls in Poland to like give eachother a kiss as a greeting or a goodbye - not everyone does this and a lot of people (me included) find it kinda weird but it happens

[@Rojeska]

Nah, I would not call it common. I've never seen it in person and I'm kinda old. Corner or the mouth? Yeah. Straight on the lips? Noooo

[@user-yx8fv8jg2p]

@@Rojeska I guess that means people where I live are just... interesting

[@ia490]

@@user-yx8fv8jg2p or perhaps they are only using the cover of cultural practice and they're not actually straight lol

[@taylie673]

Americans want to be European so bad 😂😂 that stuff died out 10 years ago

[@kennadamitz2148]

I’m honestly just replying cause I’m a curious American gay who wants to stay updated on the conversation

[@oliviahiba8727]

All the camera close-ups of Nacho and Massimo were really unnerving. I'm excited for a 4th movie just to see another of your videos about it 😂

[@Bananacake390]

Amanda watching three movies of this series is proof that peer pressure by anonymous people on the internet works😂

[@kgal1298]

The fact that she has to watch it then edit it and watch it again to screen grab is just *chefs kiss*

[@Notherj]

I woke up thinking it’s going to be an awful day, you know, with Russian genocide in Ukraine where most of my friends live. But then I saw that you made this video and genuinely felt really happy for the half an hour of watching it. Thank you so much!

[@lilchaos9212]

Honestly Olga sounds hilarious can we just get a funny spin off of her that would be great

[@samauthor342]

Dear Amanda. I appreciate your sacrifice. Never watched any of the movies or read a single book from it, but I so enjoy your recaps!

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

When I saw this movie had been released I was just waiting for yours and Kennie JD’s hate watching commentary joy…one of my two wishes has been fulfilled.

[@Amber-ss2ty]

16:15 It is more common to kiss your friends on the cheek than on the mouth, and usually only when you greet them or if you are saying goodbye. This is also more acceptable if the person is the same gender as you or older than you. But I’ve never seen anyone just kiss their best friend “just because”.

[@Eeep-f7y]

“Babe. It’s time to watch people watch and roast the shit out of this movie!” “Yes honey.”

[@cathleenwarner1778]

The moment Massimo says, "It has Destroyed me", you can see Laura's entire demeanor change and you know, she can't leave him, but needs more information before making a full choice

[@taekwongurl]

It will Not be Nacho, it'll be Massimo b/c he was there from the beginning. I've seen this trope before! But I desperately hope I am wrong. Nacho is the better "bad boy" she should go with.

[@moondivine2288]

Well actually a minor spoiler alert You’re wrong. Let’s just say after Amanda began talking about the books I looked up the spoilers because there was no way I’m reading them. I expected Massimo to be endgame because of the trope and I was surprised finding out it was subverted.

[@taekwongurl]

@@moondivine2288 that's nice, something to look forward to...yay...

[@yugen8195]

@@moondivine2288 the movies don’t have to follow the books tho , so we won’t know if he’s actually endgame or not because they’ve already changed lots of things from the books 😅

[@justlive2809]

no Massimo and Nacho shoudl end up alone and Laura too they all so fucked up that's annoying

[@nimziishrpa8119]

Once a cheater always a cheater. Those bad boy deserve better women

[@easternlights3155]

"If you survive, I bought you this really nice bag. If you die, I'm gonna keep it." Is it weird that I unironically love Olga as a character?

[@thehitherto5348]

For as nauseating they are, I will give these movies some credit for desperately trying to reinvent softcore porn - a genre basically nonexistent since Indigo Entertainment released stuff a couple of decades ago.

[@feanedhell]

The melty cheese between his nacho chips is my new favorite sentence

[@chuuu4610]

I’ve never seen or read this series but I just love seeing the updates here lol. I heard EL Jame’s The Mister is being adapted. Look forward to that 😅👌

[@laynasia2711]

Thanks!

[@jaclynkiszczak230]

I just finished watching the dumpster fire last night and wanted to stop so many times but immediately thought, if Amanda can do it, so can I lol. So glad you have your review up!

[@tash4270]

You WATCHED it?? You are braver than I 😂

[@jaclynkiszczak230]

@@tash4270 it was so bad lol

[@ammszz5939]

@@tash4270 omg it was awful, but Nacho and Laura beach sex scene was honestly too good 🤣🤣🤣

[@tash4270]

@@jaclynkiszczak230 ArR YoU LoSt, BebBeH GoRL? 😂

[@devinborrero7147]

“It’s not too late to order some Nachos, girl.” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@MREEELEEE]

Seeing there was a third movie, I had one of those weird stretch-tantrum spasms you see babies having half the time. If Amanda wasn’t so entertaining, I’d just throw my phone into a wall and cry myself to sleep, hoping to forget the abomination that is this series.

[@tabathaarria9558]

when they panned the camera out to the horizon and Amanda realized they plan another of this movie, i saw the light leaving her eyes 😭😭 girl i'm so sorry

[@lunavioleta001]

They could at least make her end up with both Máximo and Nacho. I would be very surprised if it end up in a three way poly relationship.

[@Diana-aka-WonderWoman]

I can't believe it's only been a year in this "story". (I can't believe Netflix keeps cancelling cool shows and financing this crap but that's another story) Massimo is fucking scary there's no joy in him whatsoever, if one had to remain in the Italian mobster kidnapping sphere I guess I'd pick Nacho too.

[@benzaiten933]

hey Amanda, have you watched "The Sandman"? I had a lot of fun with this beautiful series where there were hardly and truly human characters to be found. (so much about needing human characters to empathize with ...).

[@rubykrussg]

Loved that show... Humans were there to kill or be killed... Yeah our species sucks.😅

[@lucienfortner841]

Yaaassss I wanna watch Amanda geek out over the sheer FABULOUSNESS that is the Sandman.

[@ariane9214]

Quick Q: I've only watched two episodes of Sandman but I found it incredibly boring. Does it pick up more after Ep 2?

[@wandauriel]

I love that show so much 😍😍😍

[@tel780]

​@@ariane9214 the episodes are pretty different from each other. I would say that the second one starts very slow but it picks up. Its not a fast paced series, tho.

[@Monika-ns7zl]

16:18 as a Polish person, no we don’t actually kiss our besties on the lips, no idea why they put that there but it is not common to do that, also love your videos Amanda

[@Monika-ns7zl]

Also 24:30 apparently one of the nuns is the book author Blanka Lipińska

[@MoonlightAoAO]

Me: Has not seen a single one of these movies Also me: TEAM NACHO YEAHHHHH!!!

[@steamed_hamsters9170]

I can only watch these movies after watching Amanda's reviews of them. Thanks Amanda for making them bearable

[@karinka5658]

Thanks for your sacrifice! I haven't watched or read any of these books (thank god!), but i immediately click, every time you upload anything about it! I really love your take!

[@4amlibra]

I will buy a “Team Nacho” shirt IFF it has a nacho chip surfing. Oooh, maybe with toppings instead of clothes and a hat!

[@velvetrobinson3508]

I literally watch these so I don’t have to watch the movies. I have never been so invested in a story that I haven’t watched or read. Thank you!!

[@CashanovaXTREME]

I first found your channel by the 365 Days review, it’s only right that you set us up in style for this monstrosity.

[@personwithcommonname]

That reaction of yours to the end, was exactly how I felt at the end of the Twilight movie where there was a marriage proposal and it cut to black. I think I actually yelled "Oh come on!" in the theater, before I stomped out to applause. The applause was for the movie of course, it was opening weekend. 🤣

[@Marmar13581]

I know reviewing these movies kills you inside, but they give me life so thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelamigowska496]

Answering your question about the nuns: one of them is actually Blanka Lipinska - the author of 365 days. I think they added the nuns so that she could participate in the film.

[@AugustSideling]

"He's standing in front of a gravesite" Me: *inhales deeply* I love the smell of schmuck-bait in the afternoon

[@sophieb-m1472]

I appreciate your sacrifice Amanda. I probably cannot fathom how much you have suffered through this! Thank you for the entertainment

[@janahajkova1159]

Yes, please! I couldn't wait. Thank you so much for enduring yet anothet piece of art :D Love you!

[@MarieCarro]

Your sacrifice has not been in vain! I never intend to watch any of these movies but watching you talk about them is some of the best content out there! xD

[@boxcarhobo7017]

I'm a fan of Amanda's microphone handling which seems less a prop of necessity than an incidental extension of her own arm. It's like her go-go gadget arn, but with audio recording capablity! Its its own form of entertainment like an unspoken piece of business that never gets a knowledged.I think there's a part of my brain that unconsciously waits for Amanda to go full gesture mode and see that Mike go flying out of frame and her go chasing it out of frame to retrieve it, reappear back in line of sight, and without missing a beat say, 'But, I digress...' It's a credit to Amanda this has never happened in her watch. She's a pro.🤙

[@TheFirstLadyLyn]

Tbh Olga is a perfect representation of the "Polish best friend forever" and it was her appeal that made this movie watchable for me as a polish person 😅 She appears to be exaggerated, but in practice she's really not 😂

[@C.J.One.]

"Gooodieee!" 😂😂 girl you absolutely kill me, thank you for putting yourself through this torture so we don't have to 😂