THE NEXT YOUTUBE SENSATION! | Cards Against Humanity

[@cappedfury7143]

Jme has a great voice

[@izabel4153]

+MM7Gamеs U FUCKING FAKE

[@bradleyhutchings2153]

+Capped Fury hes my uncle

[@americanreject42]

+Capped Fury I know! I love this dude's voice. It's super chill.

[@buddyjesus7542]

+Capped Fury isn't he a grime rapper?

[@sanadkhreis7045]

+The British Gentleman I volunteer

[@nathanholm3615]

At this rate, JME will have recorded more videos with the sidemen than Harry!

[@ahmadawan8336]

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@karthal6583]

Why are people hating on Harry? He at least tries more than others. He takes days.

[@jeff-mb1nr]

+Spectra “Spectra123” Helioticity He never uploads with the sidemen which he is meant to be a part of

[@honeysuckel1351]

+Nathan Holm oooooooooooooooooh

[@megan-ir5ob]

shots

[@stuntpeggnieve]

Just me who loves JMEs voice? And the way he reads the cards aha :)

[@camlowe6612]

Hi Nieve

[@Alfie3637]

Nieve? Did not expect you watched these kind of videos. BTW up the TDL. Nah jk

[@drhorse1106]

Nieveeeeeeee

[@muhammadzidnii2577]

Hi Nieve

[@Angelsquad]

THE WAY JME SAID "Seana having fufu-flavoured pussy farts" HAD ME DECEASED OH MY FUCKING LOOOOOOOOORD

[@AbdulAziz-dr2ei]

if Ashley watched these vids, her reaction would be priceless

[@abdullahalosaimi5904]

Oh my god that would be the best video ever known to humanity

[@sammynanji5516]

+Abdullah Al Osaimi aafter gangnam style

[@zerocraft8775]

She does, she commented on one about a month ago...

[@Lildonwavey]

+Zero Craft which video was it?

[@xakatsukii3835]

+Zero Craft which one was It

[@nyreeworkman6677]

14:26 That was the greatest card that has ever been been read by JME. He needs to be in the sidemen asap.

[@beatsbytr11]

Anyone else agree JME makes these videos so much more entertaining?

[@bossman1099]

y'all should have AshleyMarie, Zoella, and Fangbanger join y'all for a session of Cards Against Humanity

[@Random131_]

33:45 wtf it says ZRK is the card czar when then Simon started reading it I waited for Josh to point out the fact that Simon read the card instead of him to then find BowieOrKSI instantly become the card czar

[@ImSair]

Illuminate confirm

[@Sgrimm1035]

Josh was the card czar the round before if you watched you could see the game was slow and Simon was the card czar

[@jamesposton9941]

Simon = Illuminati 10 Jan 2016 - Simon releases CAH game where he plays as "BowieOrKSI" 11 Jan 2016 - David Bowie dies Coincidence? I think not.

[@RowDogs1452]

Wait wtf

[@UNITDW]

+James Poston Bowie had released an Album like 2 days before this video was released and probably the day before the video was filmed. It was like a Bowie (Black Star) vs KSI (Keep Up EP)

[@christyowens1958]

Also bowie died on the 10th you spac

[@edindzebo2007]

Man i love Jamie he is just so funny

[@rutgerelsinga6972]

Jamie? Lmfao

[@edindzebo2007]

Rutger Elsinga GOOGLE IT -_-

[@max1999_]

wow I swear to god if another person calls him Jamie I'm gunna commit. ITS J.M.E

[@edindzebo2007]

Max Attwood Bruv, how stupid can you get, Jamie is his real name and listen in the video they call him by his real name.Dont you fucking get it that JME is his stage name not his real name je just took the A and the I from JaMiE

[@edindzebo2007]

Ben Weedon thank you bredrin

[@jackcutts6634]

I'm glad they didn't laugh at the "Ethan's body fat percentage" shady as fuck, they didn't even react. True friends right there

[@extra6839]

at around 7:32 JJ went from "hahahaha" to "Oh COME ON" 😡 😂

[@DannehV2]

Can we just appreciate JME's joke at 22:57 please... that went unnoticed

[@finn9456]

Simon said brilliant at 3:14

[@ravenwilson3275]

I scream every time one of the sidemen uploads

[@adamsmiles126]

You need help.

[@ARAMRECON117]

tumblr user spotted!

[@rmex6606]

+pascal joeseph HAHAHA savage

[@nathandaly9237]

Well your a fucking weirdo 😂😂

[@joesteward9643]

Well there's 7 of them and like 15 channels so that's what like 20 videos a day so yeah rip vocal cords

[@luyandas5949]

That was the funniest one saw far I laughed literally all the way through. I'm crying 😂😂

[@xitssonnyx1393]

IM WATCHING THIS IN CHURCH BUT IDC LOL

[@charlotteslols8884]

Hahahaha lol

[@emmabroadley7302]

Oml 😂

[@boriettearrieta9697]

legend

[@_l3rk_ark828]

rebel I do it at school in lesson

[@epiclegend6345]

lol

[@Harry_pazz]

Anyone here watching is a real one, can’t believe this is nearly 9 years old 😢

[@vaggelhslamprou6644]

2024 anyone?

[@dilpickle491]

Yes! It's a yearly thing for me

[@s17rimm]

ofc

[@FoolishAbdi]

The golden times of KZbin

[@alanflynnkeogh7531]

my favourite sidemen vids prop hunt and cards

[@goggopouiklis1292]

when simon puts bowieorksi and now bowie is dead

[@stefanmarks1051]

Came here from 2024 to laugh at JJ claiming he doesnt have a massive ego, that aged well.

[@mrradiomachine5135]

Around 16:30 what did Josh mean by "or crisps" in response to Simons comment about trends

[@daire8162]

sensations are crisps

[@jackpepper7307]

Because sensations are a type of crisps

[@Soggytent]

It Britain there's a type of crisps called sensations

[@maxhare6542]

The walkers crisps...sensations

[@sammiizz]

+MrRadioMachine it means chips (like Smith's/Lays etc)

[@aodhancrossan5474]

SIMON AND ALL THE SIDEMEN I LOVE THIS SERIES and I love the way that you don't put it up that much so I don't get bored :)

[@niallcollins7796]

Always here for your schedule

[@cathychan9455]

14:27 Happens when Vikkstar123 has selected the funniest pair of two cards at once...

[@kaialexander6806]

i cAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING YOU BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR HATING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 FOB REFERENCE THAT THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T GET

[@fayebuckley8988]

+Hayley Weasley yaaasssssssss

[@Kyle-cd5jd]

+HEEL CJ lol

[@synthica6586]

That card deck is full of FOB/TØP/Green Day etc references. It's called "Sidemen Ultimate and more". It took me hours to find it, so appreciate it

[@artiejc5]

i was screaming at them to get it and they didn't lol

[@IestynSymonds69]

23:20 little did they know 😂

[@lukemontgomery1774]

Simon has Bowie in his name the day David Bowie dies, Illuminati confirmed.

[@adensmiles5295]

Vik n Mix... his names are endlessly amazing xD

[@nwankwohogervorst9328]

Did Simon mean who's gonna die: David Bowie or KSI. One of em died. Illuminati confirmed! 🔺

[@Roronoazoro619]

The way vikk says the word fuck has me dying everytime 😂😂😂

[@PDKFitness]

Maybe lighten up on all the sidemen cards. Don't take out all the decks just put in a few and a few brutals and the rest normal, original decks. More variety.

[@david___2669]

No, fuck off

[@ashtondownes3318]

Nah they're hilarious

[@HarryPicz]

Am I the only one that agrees with this person? Simon if you are reading this, pls pull back some sidemen card cuz they are some more really offensive custom decks :D

[@synthica6586]

some Sidemen decks have cards that are normal

[@HarryPicz]

+Synthica:) yeah but dude you need to balance the sour with the sweet :)

[@leviiathann6149]

When JME said "Seana having fufu flavored pussy farts" 😂😂😂 nahh I'm done hahahahahahahahhaah

[@neil_wakey2700]

Wow David Bowie dies the morning after this video came out that's really weird

[@briannacameron6367]

OMFG JME had me cryinggg 😂😂 he should definitely make a channel

[@rosendosanchez6863]

Replace Harry with jme in the sidemen

[@srobezniece6364]

+Rosendo Sanchez JME is already in sidemen

[@ethanhunt1899]

+Sandra Robezniece fuck off please

[@leonfomuso7042]

+Ethan Hunt he is

[@srobezniece6364]

Ethan Hunt Why u insult me for no reason????

[@paradoxum_2270]

+Rosendo Sanchez jme is in the sidemen

[@aloevera5206]

24:32 Jme is too funny 😂😂😂

[@kudos4201]

Please kick Harry out and recruit JME into the sidemen!

[@tekkotaps6351]

Jme is in the sidemen

[@lakinchanel4216]

Agree!!!!

[@bobby1842]

They are a group of friends not a clan. You don't kick people away from your friends that's just fucked up.

[@spencerhargrave8599]

102t T he’s not a sideman

[@AgueroXiX]

someone should make a compilation of all the parts in this series where Zoella and Ashleymarie are mentioned, and tweet it to them.

[@liamobrien7724]

I VOTE FOR JME TO BE IN THE SIDEMEN

[@david___2669]

He was one of the founders of the sidemen

[@djomegadragon]

I can't laughing at 13:30😂😂😂👍

[@tomwolstenholme5856]

In my opinion JME and KSI make cards against humanity so much funnier! 🙌🏽

[@elsdonjenner6742]

Great vid Simon "keep (it) up" ha ha ha banter

[@bombarderization]

link to fangs compilation?

[@jasonbeale9147]

+bombarderization ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[@megancher9683]

HAHSAHHAHHSHAHAH

[@ioshacksihacks]

Ashley is involved every single time XD

[@staticfx903]

Cards against humanity? more like Cards against ur-nan-ity

[@artupayrus]

+StaticFX dead joke

[@rmfcd4m713]

+NoHecks oh I'm sorry to hear your nan is dead :(

[@TheOlim01]

+NoHecks like your nan

[@sukhsingh5739]

+Milo blanchard nan nan man man nana nan

[@lucyhaughton1861]

3:13 simon just going, 'brilliant' because he's waiting to see if they acc got an accurate excuse

[@neptunestardust]

Right the following candidates have applied to fill the empty space in the KZbin group The Sidemen : •JME •Calfreezy Make votes (likes =JME/comments=Calfreezy)

[@josharmsy9007]

Czar is pronounced "zar" for anyone that was wonderingJosh at 17:08 said it right

[@mko2598]

1V1 ME THEN JJ. It's true. U do not have bars.

[@mko2598]

jk

[@Simmo2]

+ProblemUnsolved nice profile pic

[@mko2598]

Thx u 2

[@josephkavanagh5344]

JME reading out the cards is blesssssssssssssss!

[@Harry-di4wm]

Wait! Has Simon and Ashley actually had sex

[@adamhehir9711]

yes

[@abdullahalosaimi5904]

He did the dirty

[@bossman1099]

ew Ashley without makeup is a 6/10

[@georgepfc1329]

Yes he said in a video he fucked a KZbin

[@Joelbrace2]

+Georgepfc1 Couzens Which video? XD

[@brunonumerouno1860]

you and jj made my day last night, u fools got rekt in that game of domination

[@picolascage3150]

The "Josh is a single mother and I'm not paying child support" card made me die Xd

[@ukmatt]

I love JME being in these recordings

[@louisrelf5903]

0:29 😆

[@TortaGuy12]

Finally, a new cards against humanity video. It's been since last year since you've uploaded one!

[@samovens808]

JME's s selecting rounds make my life😂😂😂

[@arvinzhoubin3693]

its 2020 and KSI hasn't begged Skepta yet

[@euanmunday7495]

4:42 😂😂😂 Simon constipated?

[@db6546]

Here in my garage..just bought dis brand new wamboghini, but you know what I like more than my wamboghini? KNOWLEDGE

[@itmecal]

"Yamimash and LionMaker getting to share a cell" MAD

[@miguelbecerrasanchez5481]

By far one of the best series

[@Hollers444]

JJ read that "the sidemen rejects calweller" card right because there was no comma so it was the action of the sidemen rejecting them

[@andrewbuchanan7745]

the way vik has the deadest bants in the sidemen but he always picks the right cards XD

[@kianataylor312]

LOVE THAT YALL ARE INCORPORATING JME OML

[@Dylan-ci3lz]

ooy, Vikk defended himself for once because he was kinda angry loved it lol

[@mattbrown8806]

I get so hyped when I see a cards video, please upload more!

[@Attaullah.]

JJ is actually Savage on the last one

[@emmabroadley7302]

I wanted Simon to play 'Zoella has the personality...' How hilarious would that be 😂

[@GFK-eRaZe_DiChoW]

14:32 funniest bit ever :)

[@michaelvarden889]

Favourite series they upload

[@abdirahmanhussein4917]

At 34:03 was funny i can't breath LOL

[@xfireblaze2634]

For every time Vik says " Got eem " take a shot of vodka.

[@adambaggaley995]

"I'm just going to think about twenty three year olds" ~ vik-2016

[@Bob-su2jp]

At the very end josh taking control once again daddy af

[@skaffa_t]

the way he said zerkaa illuminate killed me hahaha

[@himynameiselliott7368]

I just wanted to hear JME say "oi shut your mouth" 😂

[@pestoburger]

0:01 I have a feeling that Simon was listening to Jeff Hardys theme song....

[@johnsamuels4048]

I'd have thought thatVik's EP would be "down with the kids"

[@mylesmcaleeze2108]

I think this is the funniest cah yet, so funny

[@BoothyTheGamer12]

When Simon puts David Bowie in his name without realising that he's died

[@exluna5041]

I genuinely love JME’s personality and vibes 🤩 8th sideman, in my opinion 🥰

[@xominic55]

Please do more of these videos. My favorite ones by far

[@xominic55]

+CSGO CLIPS It is pronounced Zar

[@Sean2Spunky]

Jme saying coco is too funny 29:13

[@frano9269]

07:24 "The vikstar whisper"

[@ren8771]

@ 1:45 watching on phone, diagram accurate

[@Rokstar12341234]

i thought it was ar-SEANA-l and that was the joke :'D 10:58

[@lukeyboybeckett]

Vikk swears the word ____ when he sees his favorite chocolate bar.. Wispa

[@ransiri6595]

yessssssssssdss please do more with JME this guy is the best!!!

[@freddiecrowder7025]

33:58 😂😂😂😂

[@theonlyjevans9331]

JME brings the cards to life

[@XG0D0FC0DX]

The way they all defended vikk at the end

[@shays300]

yo JME pronounced garage the same way JJ does like "gehraj" but none of them made fun of him like how they would usually mock JJ pronouncing it lol

[@bensmith-ns5ij]

I'm still waiting for the day Vik walks out of the room then josh realises the front door just swung open

[@ArunaUtd]

Vik just has the best name every video.

[@hannahprice-riley3073]

Theses videos are so frickin funny I swear😂😂❤️

[@lydiarodgers]

unless simon uploaded this the same day as they recorded it, simon chose the name "bowieorksi" a couple days before bowie died