CROSSING THE LINE? - Cards Against Humanity Online!

[@SMii7Y]

I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH. I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D

[@kitchen5203]

Gotta love the green pussy!

[@rjscherer2073]

SMii7Y this series is the goat

[@jennaledford5365]

SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!

[@juvenciotlatoa]

SMii7Y No that's Kryoz

[@BIMFNF]

SMii7Y :) love yo vids

[@ajuvenileninja]

john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!

[@Pokeydepanda]

"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen." My sides. Nonexistent.

[@notimportant1659]

Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.

[@moyai9166]

Pokeydepanda minute?

[@Pokeydepanda]

NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53

[@moyai9166]

Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️

[@ashtyler2666]

Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE

[@bleaknest7601]

"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman

[@yes.8290]

1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment

[@aapollolo]

Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover

[@jackiekraus9893]

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@KRYS105]

@@jackiekraus9893 yes

[@AskAshe]

@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust

[@Jamie_L.]

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test" **traumatic flashbacks**

[@JesterKeiko]

For reasons I will be passing away today

[@Killzote]

I had to do this like yesterday

[@denisbadekin3768]

L-lemme G- get uhhh B- boneless pizza with a T- two litter of coke

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

B O N E L E S S

[@justadam7369]

Baku

[@elliesophiaxx]

Luigi Got Big Titties

[@chai9810]

Liberty Guns Beer Titties

[@EPICHUD]

Lucario Plays Amen.

[@prettybaby_7]

13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

[@A_Dawg49]

um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂

[@kpopfan1817]

Yoongi's minty hair armyyy

[@fann.9874]

haha truuuuu

[@Subject__]

Alison M my nuts just went "up"

[@dale1782]

Even though i have a dick i fully understand.

[@chase2219]

B O D E B O O P

[@yungxghad9081]

*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run

[@bodechristensen5416]

It's so funny cause my name is bode

[@kingfordvr5863]

You did it incorrectly it’s *B O D E B O O P*

[@kingfordvr5863]

Wait I was here?

[@kingfordvr5863]

Weys Music understandable have a great day

[@aephenneon7628]

He protec He attac But most importantly ballsac

[@lukeyoung680]

L

[@kofi6206]

no it’s he protec he attac but most importantly it’s spelt ballsac

[@thaidung2003]

Aephenneon ty

[@nathangallegos4446]

he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall

[@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486]

He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN

[@pentothemomento8974]

7:52 "The power of love is useless against__" The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*

[@kcplayz6112]

"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!" "Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!" "JUST DO IT!" "YES SIR" THUNK......BOOOOOOM "I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"

[@dotexe8870]

@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson. Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher… Potato patato, fire it Patterson.

[@larslo5673]

*thunk*

[@Smallchunkus]

Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun

[@neishaleclair3741]

“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.” “jesus- oh wait”😂😂

[@hallway_revenant7919]

the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender

[@Case2_0]

This happened exactly when I read this comment

[@D-Vinko]

Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy". I am a burn survivor myself.

[@Astronautnspace]

Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?

[@GabeIDK1]

Answer the question damnit!

[@Jewish_infidel]

Still waiting for that answer

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

Still waiting

[@hallway_revenant7919]

When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it

[@Legoguy9875]

Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\

[@dominicschafer6671]

Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?

[@troger6895]

Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it

[@notavailable7856]

Don't you dare remind me of that torture

[@michaelmarsh13]

The pacer test is easy asf

[@tr-vor9978]

Sucks to suck, never had the test😅

[@poisonousjinx9823]

13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol

[@mal4809]

Smii7y: playing cards against humanity Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated KZbinr now

[@beancandev7818]

DOUBT

[@KRYS105]

Cap

[@TheJJ6]

"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this

[@slimedfries5234]

Kid Splash is he right tho?

[@gamesfan290]

@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!

[@dumbbbunny9649]

I made this comment 69

[@dumbbbunny9649]

Thank me

[@jaydusmaitland9820]

I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments

[@thegamersareinthehouse7771]

Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao

[@BuriedDutchman]

SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances... *that he gone*

[@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486]

*_IM RIGHT HERE_*

[@_lucas_2066]

@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 *HE GONE*

[@carsonisthicc7526]

The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”

[@lostrunner2552]

11:41 The most awkward silence ever.

[@itsozzy0125]

SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ozhy7882]

13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees

[@Yobama08]

I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”

[@uncledan9453]

"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*

[@AshtonMonitor]

"Eating french fries out of a panda." Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence

[@thedyingmeme6]

Let it NOT

[@oryonatwood9299]

After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.

[@michaelmathias2983]

6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old

[@beetlenade]

2:00 Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!

[@deathbed2006]

And when it was played they didn't even get it

[@reece-cs9gx]

Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD

[@marcsmart2820]

Reece Sabatino this was the back story

[@koi3824]

@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago

[@TheLastDragon15]

I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny

[@flashback4019]

Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep

[@lucifermorningstar3451]

Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago

[@lospolloshermanos9958]

the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

[@bjhbowman1004]

10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite

[@YTRustyaxel]

Try 10:37

[@FlakerOnline]

Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this. Thanks

[@chef9620]

FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.

[@Ronaldrygun]

Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡

[@kodarpy]

My friend and I watching this: Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?” Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”

[@benkurdi8199]

Out.

[@nickedname_2158]

@@benkurdi8199 In.

[@leighascharsch6443]

12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)

[@T4ZD3V]

0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“

[@appleuwumer]

"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history

[@taylorwal8347]

oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!

[@mettatorian]

19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo

[@biggamer565sup6]

3:22 Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food

[@WorldWalker128]

For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.

[@hydrodragonn7385]

Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants* -Cards Against Humanity

[@edgar7361]

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@115DELDE]

lmao

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Deadass

[@jacobsartorius30]

Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke

[@edgar7361]

Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S

[@heccmcgee4352]

Edgar Ferreras wow original

[@-Cosmic]

🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@swaftprestino6975]

And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke

[@macopalooza6951]

@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side

[@swaftprestino6975]

@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO

[@macopalooza6951]

@@swaftprestino6975 y e s

[@swaftprestino6975]

@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro

[@brex7700]

"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"

[@nicoa8354]

why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?

[@trevinoverton3073]

NSP

[@sebastianbarbotik2380]

Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say

[@legocorp8]

Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.

[@Danny-mn3kg]

Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME

[@colonalleedle1361]

hey, HEY, please hold your applause.

[@Nick-se4tq]

"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel" *"AMEN!"*

[@Hiddenus1]

"We're disgusting" Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.

[@Sallysfacee]

I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined

[@ZAVB3R3R]

​@@Sallysfaceeso true 😂

[@pixelarticuno1636]

4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.

[@orangephanta4514]

He looked up from his green eggs and ham "This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"

[@peng_tingchicken1214]

I went to the applestore... I farted... I got kicked out... Not my fault they don't have windows

[@razzledazzle2694]

*slow claps*

[@ifindsolaceinthemoon]

That made my day xDDDD

[@Avsword]

lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO

[@pillman1]

susan really lives up to her reputation...

[@sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.

[@pandamorph8955]

8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"

[@thatnegirl4020]

3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY

[@elijahshells]

That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?

[@thatnegirl4020]

Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao

[@ShayBay]

That Øne Girl same

[@awkwardlife1855]

John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified" Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait" John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y" 13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

[@xSkell0]

Now we know smitty was putting samples of good in the church collection basket

[@kaifielding1743]

0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman

[@raspberryjam3724]

"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"

[@leotamus9657]

“Just saying”

[@chaosumbraofficial]

Doom guy: "just slaying"

[@razzledazzle2694]

Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ

[@Karmy.]

Razzle Dazzle what??

[@CreaterofDestiny]

+Y4123 9gag meme.

[@alphaKode]

Normie

[@Zandroid01]

fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho

[@rpgplayr3288]

Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

[@Officerwarzone]

19:00 i love the way he reads this

[@akaneonfox]

The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.

[@sirvolk1685]

theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time

[@jacobchaimovitch8158]

1:30 "bodeboop"

[@dasonishere]

JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO

[@eaglesfly1320]

14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol

[@lewisaustin8293]

Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is

[@dvir5819]

"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017

[@texzee]

18:03 That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.

[@tnb_command4937]

7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh

[@RudeAndObscene]

Noooo I was literally about to comment this

[@BloodyMobile]

You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT! "but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD

[@callumtait4793]

I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.

[@ezrathing]

13:15 I know that this is late, but I can confirm. Vag lips do fall asleep if you sit in an awkward position, and the pins and needles afterwards is the worst. Then it just feels weird and uncomfortable to sit for the rest of the day.

[@flamehandman7802]

15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot

[@sethmcguire4513]

After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves

[@Kyori64]

1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym

[@nichotamer9418]

Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9

[@Mosdfas]

I cried laughing every minute of this video when you uploaded it, and im watching it now and im crying even harder

[@minequaft]

At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast

[@jordanalex6880]

11:34 when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly

[@bobbyflay2391]

🅱oneless 🅱izza

[@kalechip417]

🅱️op your 🅱️ussy

[@aym855]

Eonless Eizza

[@DDS8246]

🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris

[@bonelessftw]

with 2 bees

[@okkismet]

the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌

[@victorydance6439]

while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up

[@victorydance6439]

wow 5 likes holy fuck btw subscribe to kryoz gaming

[@peng_tingchicken1214]

fenafeses lost a like

[@10zelim01]

*no comment*

[@IronKilla9]

you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment

[@victorydance6439]

why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment

[@screenframe9422]

Man i love cards against humanity, get me ever time

[@TheGinga]

Can I just say smitty is the best KZbinr ever. He makes everything so funny. I hope to one day come out of my shell and make videos as funny as him

[@thatnegirl4020]

3:58 that laugh is my aesthetic.. 😂

[@owenmayer746]

Does 3:10really happen?

[@how2draw620]

They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌" 17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome

[@charliemelton885]

Yes

[@colinhalverson51]

I remember xD

[@AccountInactive]

This is getting really gay really fast

[@edwardrichtofen1085]

7:42 did not age well my friends

[@j4der4de32]

Priest: “shut the fuck up in the back. Jesus Christ.” The congregation: “Amen.”

[@Vitreous78]

Ngl, that fitness gram pacer test joke was perfect. 🤣

[@thetruebishop]

3:39 smii7ys laugh reminds me of blackpanthaas laugh a little there 🤣

[@dritemorina6127]

3:42 can someone explain that joke. it seemed like an inside one but i didn't get it.

[@sinterso2.036]

There goes SMii7Y's Ad money

[@chip5976]

Its been like 10 years since I've watched Gassy (like, Creature Hub and SeaNanners era) and I can still recognize his voice half asleep and not paying attention lol my youtube is on autoplay and I woke up fully to check and make sure I wasn't crazy

[@stealthydragon9976]

GUYS THIS IS AT ALMOST 3 MILLION VEIWS LETS GET IT TO 3MILLION

[@butts3831]

idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol

[@hunterfrownfelter1858]

0:04 fucking Morgen Freemen up in here.

[@DispariousKnightStalker]

Everybody: sLavERy iS bAd John: yo 🅱 we got some badass pyramids thx to slavery mah G Deadass

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

17:22 can we acknowledge the quick wit of panda? He made the card 30 times more funny😂

[@derekmonroe5572]

12:47 of course Craig says it... Actually 12:55 but I put it back more for better context but jeez... Of course Craig would say that... Wow...

[@bigginwes]

that was kryoz lmao

[@derekmonroe5572]

@@bigginwes oh woops

[@ba_playz262]

@@bigginwes and what’s that mean anyway. The girls Craig was with can’t get pregnant anyway

[@bigginwes]

@@ba_playz262 bruh tf you talking about

[@antonhertel8055]

Boneless pizza 😂😂😂smitty I love u ;D

[@marcusborg2216]

L - let’s G - get T - this B - bread GAMERS!!!

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

Luigi Got Big Tiddies

[@davidriccio5952]

Dad?

[@Pickledginger45]

son?

[@97ace14]

Smii7y's son?!!!!

[@cameron6783]

Hi

[@davidriccio5952]

97 Ace yes?

[@97ace14]

who is the mother i wonder

[@jadamartin7364]

8:07 I CAN'T i need a compliation of smitty going, "oh no no no"

[@YTRustyaxel]

Try 8:06

[@michaelmasi5220]

Black Card: (Blank) really, REALLY lives up to its reputation. White Card: Smii7y's autobiography.

[@KuraiKatsumi]

3 years later and it is in my recommended.... thanks youtube for making my day a little better XD

[@williamblackburn3626]

16:30 LMAO.

[@jacksonclark9816]

Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".

[@Danche925]

Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao