CROSSING THE LINE? - Cards Against Humanity Online!

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[@SMii7Y]

I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH. I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D

[@kitchen5203]

Gotta love the green pussy!

[@rjscherer2073]

SMii7Y this series is the goat

[@jennaledford5365]

SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!

[@juvenciotlatoa]

SMii7Y No that's Kryoz

[@BIMFNF]

SMii7Y :) love yo vids

[@ajuvenileninja]

john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!

[@Pokeydepanda]

"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen." My sides. Nonexistent.

[@notimportant1659]

Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.

[@moyai9166]

Pokeydepanda minute?

[@Pokeydepanda]

NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53

[@moyai9166]

Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️

[@ashtyler2666]

Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE

[@bleaknest7601]

"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman

[@yes.8290]

1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment

[@aapollolo]

Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover

[@jackiekraus9893]

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@KRYS105]

@@jackiekraus9893 yes

[@AskAshe]

@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust

[@aephenneon7628]

He protec He attac But most importantly ballsac

[@lukeyoung680]

L

[@kofi6206]

no it’s he protec he attac but most importantly it’s spelt ballsac

[@thaidung2003]

Aephenneon ty

[@nathangallegos4446]

he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall

[@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486]

He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN

[@denisbadekin3768]

L-lemme G- get uhhh B- boneless pizza with a T- two litter of coke

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

B O N E L E S S

[@justadam7369]

Baku

[@elliesophiaxx]

Luigi Got Big Titties

[@chai9810]

Liberty Guns Beer Titties

[@EPICHUD]

Lucario Plays Amen.

[@chase2219]

B O D E B O O P

[@yungxghad9081]

*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run

[@bodechristensen5416]

It's so funny cause my name is bode

[@kingfordvr5863]

You did it incorrectly it’s *B O D E B O O P*

[@kingfordvr5863]

Wait I was here?

[@kingfordvr5863]

Weys Music understandable have a great day

[@Jamie_L.]

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test" **traumatic flashbacks**

[@JesterKeiko]

For reasons I will be passing away today

[@Killzote]

I had to do this like yesterday

[@pentothemomento8974]

7:52 "The power of love is useless against__" The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*

[@kcplayz6112]

"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!" "Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!" "JUST DO IT!" "YES SIR" THUNK......BOOOOOOM "I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"

[@dotexe8870]

@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson. Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher… Potato patato, fire it Patterson.

[@larslo5673]

*thunk*

[@Smallchunkus]

Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun

[@neishaleclair3741]

“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.” “jesus- oh wait”😂😂

[@hallway_revenant7919]

the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender

[@Case2_0]

This happened exactly when I read this comment

[@D-Vinko]

Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy". I am a burn survivor myself.

[@Astronautnspace]

Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?

[@GabeIDK2]

Answer the question damnit!

[@Jewish_infidel]

Still waiting for that answer

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

Still waiting

[@hallway_revenant7919]

When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it

[@prettybaby_7]

13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

[@A_Dawg49]

um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂

[@kpopfan1817]

Yoongi's minty hair armyyy

[@fann.9874]

haha truuuuu

[@Subject__]

Alison M my nuts just went "up"

[@dale1782]

Even though i have a dick i fully understand.

[@Legoguy9875]

Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\

[@dominicschafer6671]

Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?

[@troger6895]

Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it

[@notavailable7856]

Don't you dare remind me of that torture

[@michaelmarsh13]

The pacer test is easy asf

[@tr-vor9978]

Sucks to suck, never had the test😅

[@mal4809]

Smii7y: playing cards against humanity Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated KZbinr now

[@beancandev7818]

DOUBT

[@KRYS105]

Cap

[@poisonousjinx9823]

13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol

[@TheJJ6]

"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this

[@slimedfries5234]

Kid Splash is he right tho?

[@gamesfan290]

@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!

[@dumbbbunny9649]

I made this comment 69

[@dumbbbunny9649]

Thank me

[@jaydusmaitland9820]

I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments

[@BuriedDutchman]

SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances... *that he gone*

[@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486]

*_IM RIGHT HERE_*

[@_lucas_2066]

@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 *HE GONE*

[@lostrunner2552]

11:41 The most awkward silence ever.

[@carsonisthicc7526]

The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”

[@thegamersareinthehouse7771]

Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao

[@itsozzy0125]

SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@reece-cs9gx]

Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD

[@marcsmart2820]

Reece Sabatino this was the back story

[@koi3824]

@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago

[@TheLastDragon15]

I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny

[@flashback4019]

Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep

[@lucifermorningstar3451]

Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago

[@Yobama08]

I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”

[@bjhbowman1004]

10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite

[@YTRustyaxel]

Try 10:37

[@edgar7361]

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@115DELDE]

lmao

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Deadass

[@jacobsartorius30]

Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke

[@edgar7361]

Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S

[@heccmcgee4352]

Edgar Ferreras wow original

[@lospolloshermanos9958]

the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

[@AshtonMonitor]

"Eating french fries out of a panda." Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence

[@thedyingmeme6]

Let it NOT

[@oryonatwood9299]

After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.

[@beetlenade]

2:00 Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!

[@deathbed2006]

And when it was played they didn't even get it

[@nicoa8354]

why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?

[@trevinoverton3073]

NSP

[@sebastianbarbotik2380]

Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say

[@legocorp8]

Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.

[@Danny-mn3kg]

Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME

[@colonalleedle1361]

hey, HEY, please hold your applause.

[@-Cosmic]

🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

[@swaftprestino6975]

And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke

[@macopalooza6951]

@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side

[@swaftprestino6975]

@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO

[@macopalooza6951]

@@swaftprestino6975 y e s

[@swaftprestino6975]

@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro

[@kodarpy]

My friend and I watching this: Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?” Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”

[@benkurdi8199]

Out.

[@nickedname_2158]

@@benkurdi8199 In.

[@leighascharsch6443]

12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)

[@awkwardlife1855]

John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified" Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait" John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y" 13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

[@ozhy7882]

13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees

[@peng_tingchicken1214]

I went to the applestore... I farted... I got kicked out... Not my fault they don't have windows

[@razzledazzle2694]

*slow claps*

[@teka9676]

That made my day xDDDD

[@Avsword]

lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO

[@pillman1]

susan really lives up to her reputation...

[@sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.

[@razzledazzle2694]

Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ

[@Karmy.]

Razzle Dazzle what??

[@CreaterofDestiny]

+Y4123 9gag meme.

[@alphaKode]

Normie

[@Zandroid01]

fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho

[@rpgplayr3288]

Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

[@uncledan9453]

"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*

[@appleuwumer]

"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history

[@WorldWalker128]

For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.

[@hydrodragonn7385]

Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants* -Cards Against Humanity

[@Hiddenus1]

"We're disgusting" Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.

[@arbysfryer]

I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined

[@ZAVB3R3R]

​@@arbysfryerso true 😂

[@biggamer565sup6]

3:22 Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food

[@mettatorian]

19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo

[@FlakerOnline]

Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this. Thanks

[@chef9620]

FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.

[@Ronaldrygun]

Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡

[@T4ZD3V]

0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“

[@dasonishere]

JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO

[@michaelmathias2983]

6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old

[@raspberryjam3724]

"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"

[@leotamus9657]

“Just saying”

[@chaosumbraofficial]

Doom guy: "just slaying"

[@Nick-se4tq]

"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel" *"AMEN!"*

[@brex7700]

"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"

[@pixelarticuno1636]

4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.

[@ezrathing]

13:15 I know that this is late, but I can confirm. Vag lips do fall asleep if you sit in an awkward position, and the pins and needles afterwards is the worst. Then it just feels weird and uncomfortable to sit for the rest of the day.

[@bobbyflay2391]

🅱oneless 🅱izza

[@kalechip417]

🅱️op your 🅱️ussy

[@aym855]

Eonless Eizza

[@DDS8246]

🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris

[@bonelessftw]

with 2 bees

[@okkismet]

the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌

[@tnb_command4937]

7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh

[@RudeAndObscene]

Noooo I was literally about to comment this

[@kaifielding1743]

0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman

[@j4der4de32]

Priest: “shut the fuck up in the back. Jesus Christ.” The congregation: “Amen.”

[@thatnegirl4020]

3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY

[@elijahshells]

That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?

[@thatnegirl4020]

Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao

[@ShayBay]

That Øne Girl same

[@texzee]

18:03 That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.

[@dvir5819]

"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017

[@akaneonfox]

The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.

[@sirvolk1685]

theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time

[@lewisaustin8293]

Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is

[@orangephanta4514]

He looked up from his green eggs and ham "This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"

[@pandamorph8955]

8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"

[@taylorwal8347]

oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!

[@BloodyMobile]

You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT! "but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD

[@callumtait4793]

I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.

[@flamehandman7802]

15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot

[@davidriccio5952]

Dad?

[@Pickledginger45]

son?

[@97ace14]

Smii7y's son?!!!!

[@cameron6783]

Hi

[@davidriccio5952]

97 Ace yes?

[@97ace14]

who is the mother i wonder

[@victorydance6439]

while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up

[@victorydance6439]

wow 5 likes holy fuck btw subscribe to kryoz gaming

[@peng_tingchicken1214]

fenafeses lost a like

[@10zelim01]

*no comment*

[@IronKilla9]

you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment

[@victorydance6439]

why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment

[@eaglesfly1320]

14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol

[@Kyori64]

1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym

[@nichotamer9418]

Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9

[@derekmonroe5572]

12:47 of course Craig says it... Actually 12:55 but I put it back more for better context but jeez... Of course Craig would say that... Wow...

[@bigginwes]

that was kryoz lmao

[@derekmonroe5572]

@@bigginwes oh woops

[@ba_playz262]

@@bigginwes and what’s that mean anyway. The girls Craig was with can’t get pregnant anyway

[@bigginwes]

@@ba_playz262 bruh tf you talking about

[@flexyt1267]

*comments nothing funny*

[@yebus7260]

Flex YT Nothing funny.

[@jonlongdong6827]

Flex YT laughs anyway

[@edwardrichtofen1085]

7:42 did not age well my friends

[@jacksonclark9816]

Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".

[@Danche925]

Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao

[@jordanalex6880]

11:34 when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly

[@how2draw620]

They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌" 17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome

[@charliemelton885]

Yes

[@colinhalverson51]

I remember xD

[@AccountInactive]

This is getting really gay really fast

[@marcusborg2216]

L - let’s G - get T - this B - bread GAMERS!!!

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

Luigi Got Big Tiddies

[@sethmcguire4513]

After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves

[@minequaft]

At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast

[@michaelmasi5220]

Black Card: (Blank) really, REALLY lives up to its reputation. White Card: Smii7y's autobiography.

[@williamblackburn3626]

16:30 LMAO.

[@squid8990]

I’m 4 years late and I doubt anyone will see this (much less smitty) but the pyramids weren’t built by slaves apparently they were built by skilled builders that were paid really well so correct me if I’m wrong but yea…

[@7ThePrimagen]

...ahh yes people covered in honey to keep bugs away from the pharrow are workers...got it.

[@jacobchaimovitch8158]

1:30 "bodeboop"

[@Officerwarzone]

19:00 i love the way he reads this

[@pawsomegirl12]

15:07 IS THAT A VOLTRON REFERENCE!?😱❤️

[@sinterso2.036]

There goes SMii7Y's Ad money

[@fandomqueen4311]

13:17 YES IT FUCKING HAPPENS AND IT SUCKS

[@DispariousKnightStalker]

Everybody: sLavERy iS bAd John: yo 🅱 we got some badass pyramids thx to slavery mah G Deadass

[@pssdstrer5073]

14:50 An Auschwitz theme park. I hoped to hear some jokes about Holocoaster or something like that

[@AnitaSleap1080z]

9:06 I hate myself, but I'd use a blank card for "Jesus Pieces"

[@thatnegirl4020]

3:58 that laugh is my aesthetic.. 😂

[@owenmayer746]

Does 3:10really happen?

[@thedandy6765]

22:00 look at smii7y's last card it would have been golden if he played that A dyslocated rectum

[@butts3831]

idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol

[@afrightenedsloth]

EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION! It only happens 87 time a da-aay.

[@bigstupidsoph]

Mex: Her lips said no but her eyes said... God no. 😂

[@stresseddesk661]

15:53 The regular chicken is freshly cooked, and the extra crispy survived the fire.

[@hunterfrownfelter1858]

0:04 fucking Morgen Freemen up in here.

[@goldenelfgaming4327]

Man, that jailbait joke didn't really age well. lol

[@FoxyCS_]

5:49 just a comment

[@stealthydragon9976]

GUYS THIS IS AT ALMOST 3 MILLION VEIWS LETS GET IT TO 3MILLION