The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 3rd, 2017]

[@240nordey5]

Austin: Get ready! Ryan: *pulls out the uzi for a long distance fight* Some people handle pressure, others crumble.

[@umbaupause]

And then, some others crack.

[@abcdefsuzu]

like an egg?

[@MrSaranm]

While you were watching the NLSS I studied the blade

[@nathanstewart4131]

Sunwell Cleanser while you were studying the art of research i was researching the art of study

[@Krishnath.Dragon]

While you were studying the art of research, I was studying the art of war.

[@TheAwikak]

I feel safe when you're around!

[@muiltinormal8329]

While you were studying the blade, while you were studying the art of research, while you were studying the art of study, while you were studying the art of war, I was studying the art of completing a Master sommelier diploma exam.

[@issachocolate5116]

Agrona while you were copy pasting text I was listening to a NLSS

[@brandonwilliams7895]

hitman roulette is my new favorite, especially because of how psyched ryab and josh are when they get into it

[@jacksonkane3087]

Actually the greatest docket and squad combination of all time

[@SLATTKINGCOLE]

The best episode of NLSS is finally on KZbin. I can sleep easy now

[@DavidRodriguez-vf5wp]

I don't understand what these jokers are talking about with rob's meal.Every time I serve my food I just throw out my mattress.

[@takkC]

David Rodriguez i personally use my duvet as a giant tortilla wrap

[@Zaeylo]

I want more hit man roulette, seemed a good platform for game centric banter that branched out nicely.

[@JigglePhysics3000]

The end of this show was fucking priceless.

[@NLSSHighlights]

MORE HITMAN ROULETTE BOIS.

[@niceshot11]

the thumbnail made it worth the wait

[@WolfHeadBrony]

Prefect Thumbnail. Perfect Opening.

[@Charsept]

I want a retro docket. Dark Souls 1, Family Feud, etc

[@brandonwilliams7895]

Charsept read my mind fam

[@propastypete1958]

Charsept Can you imagine if he brought back trivia?

[@Blakbox92]

Family Feud doesn't work with his computer, the last stream they did with it was a disaster. If only there was a FF2017...

[@Tropcopter]

Do they even make these licensed trivia games anymore? I was wondering why Ryab only plays these horribly outdated versions of Feud and Millionaire but then I realized there probably hasn't been a new installment for almost 10 years. Someone get Ubisoft on that shit.

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Nehh dark souls is kind of a scary game he should do duck game instead

[@jenniferp928]

NL: you hear those claps? MALF: that's just my ass

[@brandonhill8456]

chillez is my favorite nlss member

[@blindedbullet]

maize ventura: the corn detective

[@SpongeKiller42]

"While you were having premarital sex, I was studying the blade" thumbnail is here.

[@theseabear3008]

baers laugh is so wholesome when it's an actual funny thing it's contagious. Edit: damn him for making me misspell bear on purpose. double edit: the ending is actually the greatest thing I've ever borne witness to

[@CaoSong]

Most multi-floor hotels don't have real rooms on the bottom floor, that's where all the staff rooms, kitchens, store rooms and such are. So floor 1, is usually the 2nd story.

[@MegaTyler93]

I miss the Culling. It was the only arena-survival game that I liked on the show because they could play with just each other instead of randoms. And it was quicker excitement.

[@a3aan240]

MegaTyler93 pls do another tournement of shame with it (with austin again)

[@TomyLopex]

The Culling is a dead game. Not only becuase the player base is praty dead but also because the game is a broken mess. The last time they played it on the NLSS it was full of bugs including visual and display bugs. Also crates and drops were disabled and overall it wasn't' a very enjoyable experience.

[@MegaTyler93]

Tom L The Culling was so much more stable than H1Z1 or Player Unknown Battlegrounds. And even if the player base was dead, as I said before they were able to play with just the NLSS crew in a private match unlike H1Z1 or PUBG.

[@TomyLopex]

MegaTyler93 but will the NLSS crew have fun playing the new Culling. Becuase the game has gone through massive changes. Combat and airdrops have been overhalled and are diffent, the new airdrop system is bad and thats was huge part of the game.

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

TBH, I think the culling is easily the best arena-survival game right now.The traps and crafting system adds a bunch more enjoyment that Battlegrounds doesn't have.

[@burntnorris]

Legends were made that night.

[@Fikk11]

Start of the NLSS: 10/10

[@wilchrand]

I would love a Hitman Roulette series.

[@xxcheeze777]

We need a Mike Josh and Nl stream like the good ol days.

[@daxterisnumber1]

I love Hitman Roulette and I love Josh.

[@ethanordorica2808]

3:19:52

[@Charsept]

OMG

[@NLSSHighlights]

I'm crying from laughter.

[@lex9739]

what?

[@NaldoNidoking]

Honestly stream highlight

[@charliehabbick7122]

Ethan Ordorica save the best till last.

[@mrhappygoluckyjock]

For some reason, the twitch isn't playing on my phone so I'm relying on these twicth vod uploads

[@stopquinn]

I came for Hitman, I got a legendary video.

[@alexbassG]

"The quest to find the legendary map maker man: Cornifer", now that's an award-winning movie.

[@Mobythemini]

Can't believe I'm putting in this input, but the floor where you walk into a hotel form the street is the Ground floor. If there are rooms on that floor they are numbered 001, 010, 014, 034 etc. The floor above is the first floor, the floor below (if any) is B1. That's how it is in America

[@Michael-Hammerschmidt]

One of my favorite NLSS moments ever. 2:41:00 - 2:41:54 "entertainment may be the opiate of the masses, but at least it's a smooth high." I love you nl

[@cody8887]

Actually amazing, Quiplash is wonderful!

[@Codcraft187]

HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KATE

[@BigGucciCholo]

Joshs break down of robs picture was S tier

[@CoolHandFlash]

This is one of the best NLSS'seses ever.. It's amazing all the way through. Been a long time since I've laughed this much.

[@dareusdesign]

Whoever answered the prompt "The name of a strip show with really out-of-shape guys" COMPLETELY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY "NLSS Circlejerk" IT WORKS IN SO MANY WAYS

[@hamza9234]

One of the best dockets ever

[@RobHD4]

Chilez is the hero we all need, but don't deserve.

[@MegasXLM]

there's so special prize for everyone who stuck around

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

This is a suitable docket structure. Thank you, egg. I've already seen the NoNLSS docket and it's a disaster

[@ShaneCasserly]

Great docket

[@Zeonis]

Josh stream AND banter at the begging, This set is gonna be great.

[@DForSpiD]

Also... Citizen Corn was the answer you needed

[@Brumbo]

Heeeeyyy Kate

[@gebrotet]

what a great docket oh wow

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Kate kate kate kate kate kate kate (waatcchhhaa pllayyiinng kate) kate kate kate kate kate

[@indyfitzgindus]

Hitman Roulette is a A++ starting game edit nevermind the whole fuckin docket is S tier

[@UnlessIWin]

I need sleep NL. Damnit. Not sleeping for 3 more hours

[@fricstix7072]

go to bed and break it into a sessions through the next week

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Best ending to any NLSS ever

[@benjaminedwards9570]

The quest for Ryab's first real kill in PUBG videos, will he succeed?

[@darkwatershadow]

This was such a good NLSS.

[@chickenbeforeegg]

First Rob says he picks up fried fish with his hands, then that goddamn picture of his dinner WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END

[@GigaStink]

Is the thumbnail Eggroll Seijiro?

[@prettyevil6662000]

WTF is a single loop in a shoe string? I do not understand.

[@agediho6009]

Is Chillez the new Purple Lord?

[@ClockworkOrangeGaming]

Hey NL, if you just tap right click once without holding it, the gun will zoom down the scope, no need to double click!

[@COYADD]

This docket is S tier.

[@axmalan]

'he is serving it in a ashtray' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Adam.james111]

BEST. DOCKET. EVER

[@not_myosotis813]

Already watched the whole thing, just now.

[@destinybrodie]

U.B.M.- Unidentified Bowel Movement

[@hidood5th]

You just can't appreciate Rob's pro cooking strats.

[@InfinitusYT]

you could literally summon eachother in DS and play together

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

You should play that other duel battleground type of game again also, the one with the funk currency I dont remember the name

[@matthewlittle9475]

Which NLSS crew is in Pittsburg?

[@Gavid69]

Doesn't upload the nlss a week< top tier thumbnail

[@dietaube6898]

Finally a NLSS again.

[@Abraxis86]

About time, jeeze louise guys

[@Ethan-pr1zh]

I wish every show could be only Josh and Ryan.

[@propastypete1958]

This docket is A quality.

[@dailydoseofmelon]

S Tier Docket for sure

[@CorvusnTel]

inb4 "judo chop"

[@ChrisChong1]

finally a docket with a proper beginning middle and an end. thank you stinkies

[@codyalbers8423]

the game MALF is describing definitely already exists

[@billpecoraro8421]

mfw the egg puts a 4x on his rifle, pulls out his uzi, and wonders where his scope went.

[@mitchellgehman4605]

As to the what to bring back to the 1800s, the answer is aluminum. Stuff was crazy expensive back then, had wedding rings made out of it.

[@auctoritate8254]

The one from April 3rd? Bruh, I just watched this on Twitch a week ago because you were taking too long to upload it.

[@benclarke8014]

What time do you record these and on what platform? I have watched quite a few of them when they come out on youtube and want to see if I can catch one live

[@Leotheleprachaun]

monday wednesday thursday.

[@benclarke8014]

do you know the times (and which time zones)

[@atmaximum]

Ben Clarke whenisnlss.com tells you everything on real time!

[@benclarke8014]

Thank you

[@levanator1423]

That subtle Rick and morty joke

[@Chrysus.]

man classic pubg was an era

[@bonamabonbanjobongbong6954]

WHY IS THE KNIFE IN THE POTATOES

[@Evan-vx1ys]

Judo chop!

[@Cygnice]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KATE

[@sutt_]

man i love josh

[@AlbertSirup]

dis docket my jam

[@ShazberryGaming]

Obviously the Counre legacy

[@namavoid3266]

Lets see who we are missing today... sinvicta, rob, and baer A+ NL

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Mattress, mattress cover, body, sheet, comforter - The sheet is meant to keep the comforter off your body. Comforters are a pain in the ass to wash, and sheets aren't. The mattress cover keeps your body off the mattress. Mattresses are a pain in the ass to wash, and mattress covers aren't. Why would you sleep on top of the sheet so that the mattress is double protected and the comforter gets covered in sweat or dead skin with no protection?

[@tommyrobbins3641]

They should play Rivals of Aether

[@nicolaedaniel3780]

Is NL stewy ?

[@murfdog720]

1:06:11 Ryan: "Chat. I'll drop one piece of clothing that you ask me to drop." Chat should have made him drop his panties.

[@sirexpon4865]

I rly like that Thumbnail

[@jackm4155]

Ryan's disbelief at the idea of a room 9, or any number below 100, had me cracking up.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

so apparently rob lives in some bizarro mirror world where any of that dish works? What IS this man?

[@darker15243]

im so confused by the bed shit why would you sleep under two layers, I DONT UNDERSTAND

[@Romanticoutlaw]

HappyKirby how do you not freeze to death? Do you live somewhere southern?

[@joobaloo4675]

NL lives in Vancouver. He's not gonna freeze to death with just one layer.

[@bitterbatterdog]

25:57 NL, that doesn't make any sense, If you followed american floor numbering, you'd be saying happy first birthday.

[@EmpCaezar]

Krabbymcnabby But they wouldn't be 1 year old when they are born

[@ranoomlampoon3704]

Krabbymcnabby hotels are very different than human children. If you agree with ground floor being "floor zero" than after that going 1,2,3, etc, than I'll kindly disagree. Like a house, you don't call it "ground floor" and then "first floor"

[@caelandemaziere7939]

Ranoom lampoon not to argue, but we do, some countries do it and some don't

[@HeadsetRuler]

yeah we do, street level is ground floor, then every floor above that is 1,2,3.. and every floor under that is -1,-2,-3..

[@oldsmoothhands8427]

That's a Cutco knife, fun fact.

[@door_productions4896]

I would have loved it if NL switched to the driver seat right before Malf could get in.

[@Redragonclaws]

NEW THUMBAIL BOIS

[@fricstix7072]

1:39:45-1:44:00 when nl jaywalks

[@Blahidontcare11]

sip your friends was a thing at my school too and I literally live on the opposite side of the world to malf.