The Northernlion Live Super Show! [August 7th, 2017]

[@perfectworldbeholder]

It's hard to put my finger on exactly what kind of nostalgia this show gives me almost 4 years on

[@andrewjackson414]

The best kind

[@chefsweaty6744]

We didn’t realize we were in the golden era :(

[@robertstenzel8455]

I watch old NLSSs like my mom watches Friends reruns

[@lilyamokhan]

7 years checking in...... i am old.

[@perfectworldbeholder]

​@@lilyamokhan we are in the same boat my friend

[@lilacdragon17329]

hello from the future! it's 2019 dec 25, Josh goes back to the past today to talk to the crew about the evil alien dinosaurs...

[@TheHedghog1234]

i honestly think im happiest when watching the nlss. consistent great positive banter that ive listened to hundreds of hours of and still isn't matched by other bantercasts.

[@IUY00123]

what even was this show

[@Ivan-qg7cx]

IUY00123 was it good ?

[@IUY00123]

define good

[@Ivan-qg7cx]

IUY00123 lol entertaining?

[@IUY00123]

id say so. the last segment was... something else hahaha

[@Ivan-qg7cx]

IUY00123 looking forward to it

[@MicoDossun]

Ryan has New Ryan, Nick has Gold Man, Rob has Ghost Bill, and now Josh has Future Josh. I can't wait to see who has a second form next.

[@Framblusite]

MicoDossun Optimalf Prime

[@scientificbrony]

Far baer hi

[@10kBeez]

"If you drank a kilogram of water, would you weigh a kilogram more?" Jesus Christ, this guy has a Bachelor's degree?

[@billpecoraro8421]

What Rob originally called the Fermi Paradox is actually called Hawking's Razor, and it has very little to do with the ethical standards of alien races at least directly. Hawking's Razor is a statistical distribution of the potential level of technological achievement of an intelligent alien species that the human race encounters. There are three groups of technological achievement: aliens that are less technologically advanced than we are, aliens that are roughly equally advanced as we are, and aliens that are more technologically advanced than we are. Statistically the first and third options are far more probable than the second, Hawking argues that they are more probable to the degree that they render the second option infinitesimally probable, simply because as soon as civilization begins and technological achievement is pursued in an organized and intentional fashion technological advancement not only happens rapidly but enables further technological advancement as it advances. Now Hawking's Razor does have indirect implications regarding alien ethical standards in first-encounter scenarios. Alien species that are too divergent in technological advancement may not even recognize each other as intelligent. We humans do not recognize ants or termites as being intelligent despite their remarkable capacity for organization and environmental exploitation. Our species could be as ants are to us to another species. And ants themselves likely do not recognize us as intelligent either, they likely cannot even distinguish between our creations and the natural environment because to them such a distinction is meaningless, it is out of their scope of comprehension. Consequently they have no qualms about infesting our buildings and damaging them, or stealing our food, just as we have no qualms about exterminating entire colonies wholesale. It is certainly advantageous to be in the third category rather than the first, an ant colony might take an entire generation to infest a human home, maybe longer to do significant damage to it. A human with a can of gasoline and a match can destroy most wild ant colonies in a matter of minutes, sometimes people do it for fun. I'm sure many of you have seen the videos of people pouring molten metal into ant colonies and then digging out the metal after it had solidified, revealing an intricate metal structure. Now imagine we encounter a third-category species that decides to make a work of art out of our destruction, such is the hazard of the razor that this scenario is more probable than us encountering a species that we can even recognize as being intelligent.

[@louieberg2942]

14:00 Those dogs, however, initially blew up the Russian tanks as they were not trained to deal with moving tanks and gunfire. As a result they just ran back to the Russians, where they blew up. Another fun aspect was that the dogs were trained using Russian tanks, so they charged at Russian tanks, not the German tanks.

[@definitelynotwhoyouthinkia4809]

That kilogram of water conversation was the dumbest shit I've ever heard and it's hilarious

[@ididabod9635]

the quiplash section we needed, not the one we deserved

[@whiskas7078]

Comedy Hell. If anyone wants to know it starts on 2:33:25

[@martinspelunker2994]

"there are no stupid questions" oooh NL you have said so much shit that I have stoped to belive that.

[@CraftyBear975]

Nl, that's one sexy docket you got there.

[@IEatMyZebra]

UberDoobie bet you'd look better without it

[@DannyB1111]

XXX mike

[@Mattulaxe]

the quiplash segment is a masterpiece

[@stevencleere4912]

"From an alien standpoint....they couldn't find...alien technology....because the aliens....was themselves." What.

[@scientificbrony]

Makes total sense if you don't think about it at all

[@joehemmann1156]

Two notes about bell peppers. One, while they are all the same species and you can just pick red bells early and sell them as green bells, there are varieties as green bell that never turn red. Before you yell "same species have to come out the same!", remember all dogs are canis lupis familiaris. There can be fairly massive differences in varieties of a single species. Two, even if you're dealing with the same variety, ripening is a chemical change in the fruit/vegetable. It changes the flavor. So acting as though you're a pleb for not waiting for your pepper to finish ripening would be like acting as though there's no purpose to drinking green tea. You eat green bells and drink green tea because you're after that flavor profile in that moment rather than how those things taste when fully ripe.

[@KanadeTachibane]

"I'll accept any kind of needle yeah." - Ryan "Junkie" Laterneau

[@swalsh1123]

Don't know why this was recommended in 2024, but it's a nice throwback

[@pigglebee]

Philosophical mutterings to the calming soundtrack of Passpartout. My life is complete.

[@deadtothewxrld]

Life is suddenly makes so much sense and also not

[@conorJJK]

It makes sense that the dinosaurs were evil because from an alian stand point they couldnt find the technology because the technology was themselves

[@Inoka01]

2:20:43 josh...

[@countninja6986]

You know it's good when Ryan changes the description

[@canadianfox1713]

God this quiplash was so fucking good

[@coylie3700]

I love this show. You guys are great.

[@Smashew12]

Nl I live in the same timezone as you why are you uploading things a 2AM

[@SpoonTG]

Matthew Eriksen you speak the fucking truth

[@daylight5085]

He's probably beginning the rendering/upload at 9pm or 10pm or so, so it would be finished sometime into the night. He's just too lazy to add a schedule to be un-privated at a reasonable time (from a NA point of view). In any case, its better for viewers outside of America.

[@urcle3704]

1. Not everyone is in america. 2. Why does it matter when he uploads...? You can watch the video when ever you want. Fucking americans.

[@20marzboy]

He stays awake till 2 or 3 every night from my understanding

[@joobaloo4675]

Urcle you seem very upset

[@gdfish3532]

Passpartout is back, yay. P.S: thanks for the warning in the description egg.

[@auctoritate8254]

Holy shit, this one has a unique description instead of the general docket and links copy/paste.

[@whiskas7078]

This is actually fucking outstanding. Like this the quality comedy I was looking for today.

[@Angelofexecution]

In case Nick hasn't looked already: the tiny bananas are called Dwarf Cavendish bananas. I had to look, it was irking me.

[@Keenencates]

Thanks for the VODs NL!

[@justmyluck1019]

I for real really did enjoy this show, never laughed that hard before

[@RND_ADV_X]

guys... the video will still be there in the morning??? Its in his best interest to upload it fast.

[@arbitrarycake2212]

I got hit in the face with a baseball.

[@gakulon]

ArbitraryCake Did you find a better optometrist?

[@arbitrarycake2212]

Still one of my favorites

[@Skorgriim]

NL I don't want to be rude, but you're a smart dude... what was that crap with the water weight about? Imagine a 1kg weight. Does it matter if you hold it with your hands or on your shoulders? What you're asking is as though you're holding that weight with your stomach. It's still a 1kg weight. As long as it's having an impact on ANY part of your body, that part adds to your total weight (by the 1kg) and in turn impacts the scale. The 1kg weight at no point stops weighing 1kg.

[@DigiRafael]

There's no conspiracy theory that the Wright brothers weren't the ones to build the first plane,but there is a controversy about their flight counting because the plane needed mechanical help to get the plane in the air.The first person to build a plane that did not need it was Santos Dumont.

[@womangaming]

quite the comedic show

[@spencechan]

so, nobody's compiling the passpartout drawings, anymore?

[@EyeTry203]

Has anybody watched the twitch vod for this and noticed all their voices sound very high pitch?

[@Teal_.]

Oh a 10am upload thanks NL lets go uk boys

[@katasz6180]

Dear Egg, You look really hot playing Passpartout But I bet you look even better while playing Escapist. (WHERE'S THE NEXT EPISODE DUDE?) XXX, Mike

[@jeydonfal1]

PASSPARTOUT not PASSPARTAO the ''out'' pronounce like the ''oo'' in the word ''oozing'' for example

[@gakulon]

jeydonfal1 NL knows how to pronounce it correctly. He's just being a shit disturber.

[@boydrewboy741]

Are you ooballin me?

[@goingquentin]

I only realised that peeing with my shirt under my chin wasn't normal when I was like 16 I thought I was a genius for figuring out the best way to piss turns out you can just like let your shirt go and it's fine

[@d14lonewolf]

DUDE PINEAPPLE IS FINE ON A FUCKING PIZZA AND ADDING SOME SPICY TO A SWEET TOPPED PIZZA IS ALSO FUCKING GR8

[@pavanka1]

Hi NL, and everyone from NLSS, please play town of salem with all of you in call Would love to see how you guys unroll

[@Greendog208]

xxx mike

[@Ivan-qg7cx]

NL saved europe with this upload

[@20marzboy]

The perfect start to my day

[@snickersonson3732]

This water thing at around 17 minutes makes me really really really question NL's intellect...

[@sonlen796]

And to think we almost had a TRIPLE jinx on the switch places question

[@JHoneybun]

It's Always Sunny but with the NLSS Crew

[@Letrus100]

NL the reason the heisenberg uncertainty principles exists is because particles may not actually be particles. They exist in a wave-particle duality where the particle is a 3-dimensional wave that has higher points of energy where a particle is most likely to appear when it collapses. The exact nature of this is currently unknown but the current physics only represents our best understanding of it. Models don't necessarily correspond to reality they only align to what we have and can observe at the present that have the best fit. For example atoms may be the best scientific model of understanding for most applications but it very well may operate in a completely different manner than we thought. But currently there is no super great reasons to pursue the understanding a great deal more than we do until the idea's become more marketable. When we need to predict something to a very very high degree of certainty there may come the time where a greater understanding is necessary.

[@Skyliner04s]

Description says I shouldn´t watch this. DON´T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[@mikepence1933]

the greatest quiplash segment of all time

[@leonsolaris328]

The Twitch VOD was higher pitched for some reason... or I'm going crazy.

[@mtpaige1361]

Leon Solaris Your not, reload the vod should fix it, I have that issue sometimes... No idea what causes it

[@leonsolaris328]

It was both hilarious and very disorienting as I had no idea who was speaking at times

[@latersatyr]

NL is a bio major but doesn't realise that things in your stomach have weight...

[@Thalkor]

Anyone got the Imgur link to the Passpartout drawings?

[@LexiPixeL_]

Yoo, where the imgur link at?

[@gakulon]

Alexandra Pierce That profile pic's from homestarrunner, right?

[@LexiPixeL_]

Heck yea, it is. :3

[@wilddogspam]

That's the ugly one. I mean, what's her face.

[@LexiPixeL_]

wolfspam Nope. What's Her Face.

[@justweirdout]

10/10 best quiplash

[@IlijaPoplasen]

This is the best thing to happen to humanity.

[@TheGamedawg]

2:20:45 Moments like that are why I love seeing Josh on these shows.

[@warbreaker88]

That was so great. I was holding back tears from laughing.

[@Javierm0n0]

That turtle CLEARly has a shell, right in front of it.

[@Prosciuttella93]

Dear NL, Your docket looks really hot tonight But I bet it'd look ever better with Golf With Your Friends XXX, Josh

[@nickturgeon9509]

I cried during the Jorge costanza bit

[@erico2952]

Great conversation to start out with, great job guys XD

[@TheSporadicSpork]

NL >talking about the conservation of mass >0.9 kilometers.

[@brianduke5591]

Fucking hell when Nick was talking at like 17:00 this dude is a genius

[@not_myosotis813]

actually the truth, pretty much. Chat was losing their mind though

[@sinergontohell]

I would really like to be a part of this.

[@josephrogers6286]

YOOOooooo. Someone came into the supermarket I work at and asked for tiny bananas. I told him I didn't know what those were. Now I realize he probably wanted PLANTAINS. Thank you NLSS crew.

[@ACommonHero2]

I mean, I'm not a physicist either, so I can't tell you why this is the case or prove it is the case (and in fact I acknowledge that I might just be wrong or inaccurate), but the idea of the Uncertainty Principle is in essence that measuring one of those properties (velocity or position) causes the other property to change. And because quantum physics sucks, it doesn't do so in a completely proportional, predictable manner. Therefore you can't predict the result of observation to 100%, only that a change has occurred. Therefore you can only measure one or the other at any given time.

[@Poronekton]

NL buddy Physics are really hard to understand i feel you but i think you may be on to something with the question: If you weigh 100kg and then if you drink 1kg of water, what do you weigh?

[@Poronekton]

But the skull at the end of Pass part ouch looks the a white silhouette of the mask

[@Crazimo]

You weigh 101kg.

[@kamaw8452]

I would think it would be a little less than 101 kg because of the use of energy to take in the water and stuff. But idk though.

[@Riskofdisconnect]

Marflepop That's a good thought, but just using energy doesn't make you weigh less, you have to actually excrete the waste from the energy consumed to have any change in weight.

[@leahgreene5880]

Connor Barber There are ways to excrete mass other than peeing and pooping. In fact the majority of weight loss when you lose weight is actually through breathing, with fat being broken down into carbon dioxide and water. That being said, I don't know how much mass you could lose in the short amount of time it would take to chug a liter of water.

[@trash2958]

Jesus Christ Josh's laugh is too good

[@andress4780]

anybody have the link with all the drawings?

[@Jazman71092]

2 am? Perfect for my late night working ass ♡

[@eltee704]

Great docket

[@ojoemojo]

k you need to do the disc game again

[@MegaVictor1129]

Could someone explain to me when did the Austin zootopia joke started?

[@20marzboy]

Mega VHS I wanna say maybe a month ago? They were talking about movies that are good with animals in the lead roles if I remember right? Or something similar and Austin said zootopia and was just saying it was good then everyone says he must like juddy hop porn and be a furry basically lol

[@MegaVictor1129]

MarzTek lol i have to find it

[@andress4780]

MarzTek it definitely started at least since midway through last year

[@20marzboy]

Andres S was it that long ago? I watch to much of this content if it's blending together that much 😖 lol

[@exquisitemeat5845]

This one is fucking beautiful.

[@legendaryp1geon628]

what do you yell when you finish cooking dinner for your cannibalistic pubg duo? . . . come eat eye dan!

[@djmarusik]

absolutely l o v e the blind comic lash meta

[@Jiggydeim]

Actually unacceptable time to upload guy

[@stevencleere4912]

Josh, are you feeling alright, buddy?

[@umbaupause]

The water thing makes me worry about NL.

[@bobmijano8776]

How can something simultaneously be the worst thing I've ever listened to while also being a transcendent piece of art?

[@trappychan]

To remember the word anticomedy I always teach my students the following anagram: Absolute Nocturnal Tomo Interesting Charming Omniscient Mysterious Yolk Day End that's the end of the anagram It's really easy to remember the word if you remember those 9 words.

[@kirkkevinmalnegro6502]

trappy chan anti-comyde?

[@nolansykinsley3734]

Erm....

[@TooTalon]

trappy chan pretty sure you mean abbreviation.

[@Akixkisu]

It is an anagram due to the letters being jumbled.

[@MrJemoeder1990]

you suck trappy

[@ShiniShinyDelphoxy]

PASSPARTOUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@HeIsVeryMinkas]

After this show, I want to watch NL do a stand-up show.

[@gakulon]

Yo, True Survivor is actually a good song. It's really great.

[@matthewlittle9475]

Imgur link?

[@MegaTyler93]

What's Rob's beef with Witch It? It's a far more enjoyable game than Tower Unite.

[@METALFISTS98]

NL, its 5am... why do you do this to me?

[@warchild421]

HOW IS A PILLOW NOT ORGANIC IN 1600's!?!?!?

[@whocare9942]

I'm fucking screaming at this tampon discussion.

[@EchoVG]

NL do you use the Twitch export feature to upload stream vods or do you local record them?

[@jakobikles7633]

Passpartout and I'm passpartin

[@Alex-ne5wb]

I give this docket A+ for the end. The worst and best thing I have ever seen.

[@metamagic7746]

An Nlss that's uploaded at a normal time? Egg you feeling ok?

[@Yooooooooo77]

Passpartout is fucking great for the NLSS.

[@Tassadar237]

This NLSS was gold.

[@frogsplashpodcast2891]

Yall should play Drawception! That would be hilarious

[@TwistedAttitudes]

When it has a unique description you know it's gonna be good (Also go to sleep nl)