The Northernlion Live Super Show! [January 15th, 2018]

[@ryanphillips5483]

The description... the docket... what genius. I love it.

[@AndrewPM12]

August? That nap was longer than expected. Wait 2017??? THE TIME LORD IS REAL

[@gamebot991]

Oh I remember this show from last year. Felt like it was just yesterday.

[@test4O4]

TRU DOCKET: Getting Over It Tricky Towers Viscera Cleanup Detail (some new map, I dunno)

[@test4O4]

-Shadow Warrior Map

[@joannawood7352]

its the one that comes with shadow warrior, its a standalone version thats ONLY the single map, also thank fuck i had no idea what was going on with this video

[@blked1234]

I distinctly remember these events yesterday but it appears now i was mistaken... this happened several months ago!

[@Porygon2fren]

August, February, March, April, May, June, July, January, September, October, November, December Everybody knows the grEGGorian calendar, right?

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Worst of the Worst the J bois are together

[@Teal_.]

I hate how the nlss makes me try to fit in a a 3 hour show when i'm leaving in 10 minutes

[@jacobrowley4201]

Hey NL and all of the NLSS crew i listened to that first bit and I totally feel for you guys a lot of you take a ton of shit and you deal with it super well. Love you guys!

[@jango20124]

"Docket: politics / pronunciation / nausea" S++++++++++++++++++++++ PLATINUM GOD TIER Docket

[@masters5312]

NL's decent into the dark side by kicking the bucket over and over again by accident and the revolting by throwing buckets at nick and rob was extremely funny

[@doghat1619]

Rob reads 4chan threads about the nlss? Probably just looks at the screencaps on reddit ulu

[@ScottWilliamDunn]

I remember seeing someone comment on an article about how Pluto might be changed back to being called a planet again, saying something like: 'Typical human arrogance, thinking we're so high and mighty that we get the right to determine what is or isn't a planet!'

[@aurelianolorente7674]

Ah yes, the august winter is my favorite year of the month

[@nathanholden4178]

Aureliano Lorente I

[@MrStatistx]

Haha, that is some full circle shit. I bought Kate Viscera Cleanup Detail for her first 24 h livestream and now I'm watching the NLSS play it.

[@patbark6164]

Nick was getting mad at Ryan for saying the cleaning game was bad "just because he doesn't like it", but the roles were literally reversed when Nick was playing Hitman and was calling it bad because he didn't like it.

[@EsquireNapalm]

Shit this is my favorite August episode

[@Milk-Lander]

wait why did he upload it as this month?

[@MellowJelly]

Nick wanting to change the culture of it being expected that people will say terrible things to other people online, especially entertainers/celebs, isn't a naive standpoint actually. It's a divine feminine (creative, expanding outward) standpoint because he is trying to improve the darkest parts of society. Ryan said it himself; just to look away as soon as you notice it's a negative comment is a practical approach. Keyword, practical. The divine masculine approach (stable, reconstructing within). That totally works too, and a balance of both is necessary, but you can't just look away from all the darkness that's going on around you. Some other people aren't as good at deflecting it as you, they are the victims that need to learn empowerment so they can empower themselves and deflect. I think Nick can relate to the idea of darkness easily and so he understands that the people leaving those hateful comments behind are also just a childish human in pain, only feeding more negativity into this world. He's saying we, the ones who are good at deflecting, should stand up and just take 5 seconds to reply to somebody who's spewing blatant hatred, or somebody who is the victim of hatred. I find myself doing this at times, it takes 5 seconds and I think it helps validate victims and empower them. I love Nick for what he said!

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Темный Лес People being dicks for no reason. I know you didn't ask me, but I also spend some of my free time engaging with the endless torrent of vitriol that the internet spews at people. More often than not when confronted the most angry, and senseless comments come from people that have had bad days and were venting online. In other cases there are people that will follow up their original hate by doubling down. In that case I accept they have a differing opinion as bid them good day, because I don't think I am gonna change anyones mind with a youtube comment.

[@thisguyisasquid7659]

How high were you when you wrote this? Jesus that was worded horrifically.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Aaron Paulisch I am very curious as to who this comment is directed. Op and me both wrote tiny books and I want to know which one is badly worded in your opinion.

[@invisiblewingman8328]

A U G U S T B O I S

[@marine09666]

This was a top tier NLSS! I'm glad nek is back.

[@finbees]

Pheran said at least 8 people. gtfo man.

[@finbees]

mate you made a post on a Nick positive comment saying no one likes Nick like... mmmmk neckbeard you're wrong? there's 7 likes + op

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

Pheran are you a baby

[@johnevans1642]

This comment didn't age well :'c Nek....

[@amandaf4924]

I personally worked at Doordash. I stopped because we don’t get paid anything. As a driver we get a 5 dollar fee, then whatever tip. I almost never get tipped, and an order almost always take over an hour. That means I’m making less than 5 bucks an hour because I don’t get paid for the gas I use. Doordash makes all the money because they don’t have to pay their employees, at all.

[@TheComfyGeek]

Amanda Farmer that sucks. Hope u found a better job

[@MellowJelly]

Seeing NL walk us through the missing homework assignment dilemma was pretty hilarious. It's like, ryab explains himself trying to do big boy things

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Nothing has made me happier than Ryan not being able to quit, and being forced wait for Nick to leave VCUD. It was the best game, and always will be. It had good banter too.

[@tagscreamer3618]

S+++ docket

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Tag ­Screamer I just read it... :O Not sure what it means, but I feel like I'll enjoy it...

[@nathanchandler185]

Tag ­Screamer no quip tho :(

[@Eddierewrwrwerw]

This docket is actually fantastic, will watch later.

[@aadey149]

I enjoyed this show very much. it felt like a breath of fresh air, exploring political ideas and philosophies without an agenda and a sense of awareness of themselves.

[@Htown1738]

Docket look like the roundtable podcast schedule xd

[@WateringCan]

I worked in a kitchen in a place that sold a LOT of food via those third party delivery services and let me tell you - they absolutely wait in line for you.

[@SSj5Bob]

For like two weeks I thought he was saying like... dourdash and it was some kind of weird eastern european soup dish or something that had just become popular recently. The moment they said it was a delivery business I felt like a fucking idiot.

[@Tachii31]

44:15 ...Well, the former Australian prime minister made a speech last year suggesting that climate change = more carbon dioxide = better crops, also because global warming *always* means hotter temperatures, fewer people will die from cold snaps. So...yeah, we're getting to that point.

[@brooms-j4m]

Tachi Are we talking about Tony Abbot? This sounds like a Tony Abbot thing. That's a low blow, man.

[@Tachii31]

Yeaaah...

[@finbees]

Classic Tony, being a lil bitch about everything

[@zoozoc1]

But more carbon dioxide DOES mean larger crop growth.

[@finbees]

zoozoc Hes not wrong, but that doesnt mean hes *right* you know

[@Crazimo]

My dude this docket is SOOOOO GOOOOOD

[@davidknuckles6330]

This is one of my favorite NLSS's. Hearing political opinions from my favorite people is exactly my jam turns out

[@hsh71607]

S tier docket. Such awesomeness.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

It is pronounced aunt though.

[@BRuh-pj8si]

Lets omnislash?

[@kino-g.2285]

NL you guys should play prop hunt for the show sometime I feel like that'd be a good laugh

[@Pandamonium666]

People! We DO have Iced Tea in Europe :'O We had it for a long long time, Arizona Tea was something special which you could only get from a various of shops :D just like Oreos.. now you can get it everywhere :DD

[@chaquinn4170]

Love the docket in description

[@taxicabbuffet]

real NL fans watched this NLSS on August 15th

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

This docket killed me and my bachelors in economics

[@intherealilive]

"until the streets are clean, you can't play the guitar" yeah, and what are you doing again?

[@Ale-wj8xs]

Im new ive been here for a month whats going on with description

[@DrFunky-wk6nr]

Z+ tier docket

[@hmm_okok]

zach brusuelas honestly we don't even have letters for the tier of this docket. its so high rated you need to cross into the goldman dimension to even comprehend

[@djordan51]

wet noodle G O L D

[@BobTurKey]

I don't know what's happening. Is this a new video? Is this an old video? I swear I'd heard NL ask Rob if he'd said "AUNT" before, but they're talking about the Vikings-Saints game and I don't know what's real and what's not.

[@TheComfyGeek]

BobTurKey They should start the first 20 minutes of every show the exact same so no one knows if it new or not... Wait. Thats horrific. I just like the idea that NL and Nick having to learn the intro and re-enacting it everytime. Ryan would get annoyed 2 minutes in

[@neoman4426]

With Rob thinking Persona 5 was on PC, he was likely thinking of the controversy a couple months back where the PS3 emulator RPCS3 used some images from it in one of their progress reports and got told to take them down and not reference that it was playable. So it's "available" on PC if you "rip it yourself", and it's completely completable though there are some glitches still

[@alfredmoen6504]

Love the new docket format

[@luminousdemoncracy445]

Always a good show when analinnus comes up in under 20 minutes

[@Helluhhh]

NL talking about which GoT characters he was only reinforced the fact that he'd be Dennis in its always sunny.

[@CZProtton]

Finaly a truthfull docket. We dont come here for the games anyway, just for the banter.

[@SupremeGuru8]

Why are we... why..? Why does it say August? Of 2017? Why are we receiving this..?

[@drewhoyt3937]

Anyone know the name of the t shirt subreddit Ryan was talking about?

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

The beginning segment was sort of interesting to hear from minus some of the political talk but it was refreshing in the way that it felt sort of new.

[@UKCerberus]

Its my birthday today, oh wait.....Its january

[@EDToasty]

WHAT IS THIS THUMBNAIL HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN WHAT A THUMBNAIL GOD

[@kevino2237]

My favorite quote about oprah running for office is that if you drive a shitty car into your house you don't fix it by driving a nicer car into it next.

[@theingridz]

The cleaning game was actually really nice to watch

[@BretonLegacy]

@ 55:54 one of the greatest I'm annoyed and defeated "Oh fuck" 's I have ever heard. 10/10 egg

[@sanraikou]

Time is a nebulous concept.

[@emerald3616]

I joined this right at the end and everyone said it was terrible and was hoping for it to end... how bad can it be?

[@trappychan]

Actually the best episode in recent memory. The ass eating, rob being gay, nonstop banter, and then all the politics talk. Perfect NLSS.

[@Alex-ne5wb]

I see lots of people not liking the political talk, but I loved it. Maybe the first time I could go through an entire Getting Over it section.

[@MrMoonpopm]

??? tier docky?

[@runlittlerabbit]

"Sometimes poop is invisible" -Ryan Letourneau 2018

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

I loooove how mad egg got at the end

[@fizzmoe9846]

At 1:24:25, Nick you’re wrong. If a hospital has an emergency room, they have to treat anyone who comes into it. There’s no such thing as a private ER that can turn patients away. The law is called EMTALA. Look it up before you speak from a stance of ignorance.

[@shanadir]

In theory at least... sure, they probably won't let someone bleed out on their staircase, but... If other people can always cut in line, are you really queuing?

[@raaplexis2978]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just Yes, even if people cut in line, you're still queuing, that's exactly what a queue is. And if you have the money, you should be able to skip ahead. If I have my life savings stored up as a fucking "in case of emergencies" situations, best believe I'm gonna pay top dollar for the best doctors and a jump to the front of the line. No way in hell I'm letting a useless welfare leech get treatment before my wife, my children, my family or myself. That's why private healthcare works better. It's more competitive and thus you can get better prices. I grew up when something as simple as getting a pair of glasses was, you walk in, get an appointment if they're busy OR get examined right away, pay $75 in cash and walk out. No you have sit in sometimes a month or longer queue for appointments and then have I have to still pay $100 co-pay, plus my monthly insurance cost. Fuck that. It's always the taxpayers of sound moral character who get shafted with left wing policies. This is one of the main reason for the downfall of the working and middle class. Now you have unemployed and upper class, the working class has all but been annihilated with globalisation, technological progression and socialist policies.

[@lucy-tg3sy]

Raaplexis Ascantirdis lol @ moralism argument

[@raaplexis2978]

lucy Implying there is anything wrong with objective morality. If we are going to go forward through into the future with any form of morality, objective is far superior to subjective. But seeing as I don't recognize morals as they're entirely human created and don't actually exist, like human rights. I would point you towards Jean Francois Gariepy, he will show you the true path to rational moral nihilism.

[@lucy-tg3sy]

Raaplexis Ascantirdis lol @ thinking humans will do anything other than obliterate each other

[@Marioroops]

You have a new mouse NL. The cat wants to get their scent on it.

[@not_myosotis813]

god tier docket

[@robinvik1]

Ryans Tyrion impression is actually just Samurai Jack.

[@VideoWatcherMcGee]

Anyone know the name of the shirt subreddit NL talked about?

[@michaelpawlak9444]

Can we talk about how less and less people want to be on the NLSS

[@MattyChalk231]

Started when Rob became a permanent fixture. Wonder why

[@ballzymgee]

Темный Лес Personally I find him really obnoxious.

[@ripswf]

yeah well i find nick obnoxious -^-

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Jaime Fontes. Personally I find you really obnoxious, but I had kept my opinion to myself. Turns out we just tell people they suck now though.

[@MilesT12591]

Luckily for the majority, he's not going to remove any personal friend from his show because of comments. The potential loss of the vocalized minority is outweighed by his security of the majority who enjoy them or will stay regardless. If you really want them gone, stop watching. If it's a significant amount who do stop, it MIGHT change it. If it doesn't change, at least we won't have to read the constant entitlement of how he should run his own show.

[@Jazman71092]

I know they probably won't, but I really hope they play viscera again.

[@FrederikkeThorsen]

The jumpscare was hilarious!

[@MONKASTEVE]

current events talk just makes me depressed

[@doghat1619]

It's stupid what they do discussing politics or world events as they do, people have a tendency to only focus on the negative and often completely overhype how bad it truly is. I really believe a lot of people have a desire to feel they're living in times of true trouble, if only to have something interesting going on in their otherwise boring lives.

[@totalcoward]

I identify so much with the “Streamer Scourge” bit, despite not being a streamer

[@geblartinkerson2834]

egg where you take your programming class and how much do they cost?

[@parker4252]

I’m crying egg you glorious beast

[@UnkoMunko]

More Viscera Cleanup Detail please.

[@Violet_Faye]

anyone know which Isaac episode Nick references near the start?

[@mikeyes620]

it was really recent, i remember watching it. Try episode 545 or 544

[@dillonlandry592]

This docket.... is art

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

??? Tier docket...

[@DaPsychocat]

I actually liked this one a lot. Hearing you guys talk somewhat agreably about politics is a nice change of pace.

[@JordanBl]

I want to see this supposed subreddit consisting of machine-generated T-shirts. Somebody explain how to find things on Reddit.

[@noah52_]

Man i loved this episode, but it definitely should've never been uploaded to YT

[@Iridium-77-g]

Dat clutch upload

[@codiecostanza2937]

Lol The docket in the description.

[@Mosby-z8c]

This is such a NL thing to do. He heard 1 chapter of a book and then proceed to wrongly explain the premise of that book. It's really just about prioritizing the fucks you give, to not centre them around things you cannot control anyway - that way you don't waste time worrying about things you cannot change, and you can start focusing your fucks on the things that actually matter to you.

[@jotunn30]

NL getting salty in Viscera Cleanup Detail might be my new favourite thing

[@5050TM]

Tricky Towers and a time traveling eggscum, LET'S GO!

[@shibalogic5269]

32:02 is it just me or does nick sound like butters from south park?

[@TwistedAttitudes]

*reads description* NL are we doing alright?

[@kncvideos748]

what board talks about the nlss?

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Wait was this actually a vid from august? Im confused now lol

[@heysimone]

I was about to say NL is bad at Getting Over It, but he showed a lot more control and restraint this time around. The stream where he said that, "slow down," was bad advice was actually ridiculous because he did need to slow down and think about what he was doing, like he is now, as opposed to wailing on the fuckin' mouse like Michael J. Fox.

[@kappaPonds]

BrunyMars Parkinson’s

[@doghat1619]

don't insult a great actor

[@EjaculationNation]

Greatest docket A V E R Y B O D Y has ever seen

[@Javierm0n0]

Tricky fuckin towers! Silent bucket anger is giving me life right now

[@Blindeyeseesfar]

if NL is Jerry, how is Malf not Newman?

[@timmyboy7465]

gotta be honest I'm a little disappointed in Ryan that he missed the opportunity when nick said they are only just getting it now (referring to Arizona iced tea), and he said yeah they have real tea. He should have followed it up with "They also have taxation without representation", but maybe that jokes only good in my head.

[@kappaPonds]

cormanda No it’s good

[@PlsDontReadThis123]

Best description docket

[@NobodyTS]

How is he so bad at Viscera Cleanup Detail

[@TubbyMuffin10]

I’ve never send politics on the docket b4 lol

[@Huesos138]

High school was one of the worst times of my life. Whenever someone told me it should be the best, I felt like killing myself. My life has gotten better year by year since I was 19. I am now 31. Different folks, and so on...

[@fishbonesinc]

Getting Hafu on would be the greatest.