The Northernlion Live Super Show! [February 7th, 2018]

[@argenteus8314]

Funemployed = instant 11/10

[@nathanchandler185]

NL is actually scary good at Funemployed

[@doghat1619]

NL's entire career depends on being able to make entertaining conversation on the spot playing issac for the 350000th time. Rob has never been entertaining in his life, he probably thinks the word entertainment is a subreddit or something.

[@doghat1619]

the first one relates to why NL is good at funemployed, as they are transferrable skills. the second one is a fact, just like how the OP is a fact. they're interlinked.

[@zelquist]

Langdon Aldger people have their own opinion. Just like how i think it would be better if funemployed game was between nl, malf, mathas, baer and maybe rob.

[@ilijabonevski1042]

Zel Kreiss i feel lioe it would be great if nick just wasnt ther

[@zelquist]

Ilija Bonevski i kinda do as well, but not because i hate him and austin. I just feel that him and austin dont have the same ability to adapt to the cards like those ive stated in my earlier comment.

[@zacharysp]

"Undertaker threw Peoplekind through a steel cage". That joke took so much set up, but it was the best part of this show. You guys are the best XD

[@TeeheeCat]

Timestamp?

[@doc2502]

Somewhere in the first 15 mins

[@zacharysp]

JustChilling The setup for the joke is at 13:00 the actual joke is just about 30 seconds later

[@milorubio5987]

Nl is the funniest of them all, I genuinely felt like he should have won all of the matches on funemployed

[@MonaraGraevling]

1:04:35 and onward. Watch NL's bloodpressure rapidly rise and shorten his lifespan.

[@KevinoftheHorde]

Monara Graevling threat score + 10

[@jakobikles7633]

I’ve never been more excited for a virtual card game

[@SchaumaMan]

Tito Burrito a candidate for the best username

[@kaleot.256]

funemployed makes any NLSS docket ASCEND

[@cardellkenith]

i actually love funemployed with these guys

[@NaxipTV.]

thanks for the company.

[@smallbee123]

Is this the new meme or are the thanks for the company spam sincere?

[@NaxipTV.]

a little of both the joke was that during bloodborn stream he said something about how his age demographic is never satisfied with anything he does and wish he could have 60 to 80 year olds watching his content because they are lonely and comment "Thanks for the company" he said that he wanted to see these comments so I am giving them to him. (haven't noticed if there is spam of it)

[@Chadronius]

Thanks for the Company.

[@ahandsomefridge]

I must have a mind of a grandpa for thinking it was a nice, wholesome comment

[@viziroth]

the funemployeed segment was basically who's line is it anyway

[@krullachief669]

Only less entertaining.

[@MegaTyler93]

and less funny.

[@YargleBlargle]

Imagine having the wrong opinion

[@FaylunaRaRa]

2:19:35 It wouldn't fit in the character limit I think, but I thought "I Pump From The Land Down Under: You Better Run, You Better Take Cover"

[@ZeekZerinth]

"All condom manufacturers will be rounded-up, grinded up, and then manufactured into their own product...Which then we will shoot into the sun." Probably one of the funniest things I've heard the Egg say. And for the record, he's too damn good at Funemployed. Makes everyone seem lost with their cards, while he can just roll with whatever pops up. As much as people call the Egglord rotten, it takes a fresh egg-noggin to do what he does. lmao

[@timforgette7897]

Quiplash - "a real weirdo would fall asleep to the sound of: me, im northernlion" I usually fall asleep to NL playing isaac :( U cut me deep dawg

[@AParkedCar1]

I just want dan on the nlss one day it will happen

[@oo4667]

Threat2all i want dan on funemployed

[@warbreaker88]

It’s happened before.

[@AParkedCar1]

Yes. Sadly I've exhausted every previous NLSS with dan in it. That's how you know I mean business.

[@bltc627]

Lord, please let them play Secret Hitler with TTS. The hilarity....I can't handle the thought of it.

[@CookieJar681]

Funemployed is so good to watch

[@chirkotelhin1806]

S TIER DOCKET

[@Skyggespil]

I love hos "urhm this is a christian stream" just went to next level in the quiplash section (2:41:00) where they actually discuss the 10 commandments.

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

Best docket. GOI, Funemployed AND Quippy. WHAT'S BETTER THAN THIS Edit: Getting Over It* god I'm as stupid as NL

[@CaoSong]

Almost anything is better than Getting Over It.

[@10kRats]

CaoSong Depends on the kind of stream ya want. GOI can facilitate good banter, while something like Quiplash is utterly boring to watch for me.

[@OctoPuku]

tripple golfy.

[@Pineapples113]

Gonorrhea is better then Funemployed

[@nremac]

Getting Over That

[@argenteus8314]

Essential oils are the oily distillation products of plants. They're a real thing, but most of them don't have any health benefits. A few do, though; tea tree oil really does contain antibacterial and antifungal compounds, and wintergreen oil (methyl salicylate) is related to aspirin (careful with it though, too much will cause severe liver damage much like too much aspirin will, best to avoid it just in case). Nutmeg essential oil is psychoactive and can act as a precursor to MMDA (note: Not the same thing as MDMA, just has a similar name).

[@xlR2lx]

I would love to see Hafu play Funemployed with you guys!

[@Canksilio]

"Who wants to walk around on a glass floor, you could see all the refuse below you" Rob...

[@froststeel1]

Falling asleep to the NLSS, is comfy.

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

my best sleep has been from watching the nlss

[@drunkenCss]

S+++ Docket.

[@viziroth]

that funemployeed... s tier

[@sethv6707]

nicks bachelor performance was amazing holy shit

[@bigsammichthoughts]

As a genuine person from Ireland I can verify that Rob's accent at 1:55:31 is indeed 100% accurate

[@Dudebutwhy1]

ive been watching these since 8pm last night while i played league, help its been 12 hours

[@highlandersteve9953]

NL briefly mentioning here his views about rioting during Getting Over It, which those of us who spent too much time watching eggman may know he tweeted about in 2020. I don't have much of a point to make other than to remind people of that really good tweet.

[@dan240393]

Grinded up my gears... Really grinds my gears.

[@Telsun78]

I assume the guy is named Sinow Beats? A sinow beat is a phantasy star online robotic monster.

[@lymadusrodriguez2061]

Funemployed segment was the best

[@pp77894321]

Wait holy fuck robs a theatre actor. That’s so cool

[@PoopLoserDa69th]

There better talk about deep fakes and future porn

[@DynamicDuude]

Funemployed?! Let's Gooooooooo.

[@Ovcharka88]

Since the last time you guys played funemployed I had to buy it. It's actually bomb as fuck

[@scientificbrony]

"Black tar heroine keeps me going" and like that nl's threat score went up by like a million

[@wertleman]

I was on Aberdeen for HoCo at NL's university that I will not name. It's even more insane than he says; there are people drinking on every roof, a billion bottles everywhere, and just swaths of people. It's a fuckton of fun, though.

[@randomname3294]

The just cause segment sure was great.

[@handooho1294]

man, Funemployed and Quiplash? add a jacky and that's a god tier docket

[@tylerjastromb9865]

40:02 When NL picks a random city in the U.S. and it's the city you live next to. What are the chances?

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

2:23:51 A wild COPYRIGHT TAKE-DOWN appeared! Nintendo: *Your stream is MINE!*

[@meadow6760]

Would you say Austin is the... Wolf among us?

[@NeonBelial]

Prophet

[@blackmask8190]

Next Hafu day needs Funemployed.

[@SpoonTG]

“The world is ending and I love it” Sorry sir you cannot cross this border we have you on tape saying

[@Macto5]

john kolpack Have another try, maybe third time's the charm?

[@valenciansun]

THE HEART IS A LONELY PUMPER

[@Ayay01]

So i was going why is there the Pink Panther on the thumbnail ?...aha Northernlion :)

[@theuhhh]

This is an egg tier dockey oh boy lads its good

[@UnkoMunko]

Threat Score is the new Reddit meme, I'm calling it now.

[@Orinthis36822]

i lost my shit when NL said "i can fit in anything... and anything can fit in me"

[@jakbenimbel2521]

This is actually a good docket for once

[@argenteus8314]

PLEASE play more funemployed. I bet you can get more cards from somewhere, too, maybe some fanmade ones.

[@itkurb]

Funemployed is a new god tier game

[@danjackson1016]

But where was Jerome?

[@zerobadideas]

...did Nick say "definitionally"?

[@240nordey5]

Sabrinaaaaaaaa

[@taxicabbuffet]

Thanks for the company.

[@potterinhe11]

Three piece suit strikes again. Edit: B L A S T O I S E

[@multieyedmyr]

A person fell down an escalator for three hours!

[@SpoonTG]

“I didn’t mean to kill him” Sorry sir you cannot this border we have you on tape saying

[@Cloudchaser_K]

Making a docket when chat starts spamming "FUNEMPLOYED! FUNEMPLOYED! FUNEMPLOYED!" FUNEMPLOYED!: We need our golf games tho: Loads up tabletop simulator and plays solitaire on stream instead: Fill it in and lob it into the circlejerk.

[@MegaTyler93]

I don't really get the hate on the de way meme.

[@Snvw]

Funemployed is god tier

[@ltheabyssl]

Just Cause 3???

[@DidehMow]

I miss SOS.

[@badtimesbard]

35:00 1984???!!?

[@exactinmidget92]

Austin cant get a flaming sword because it requires him to die as well.

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

10/10 kcor segment

[@preettygoood7774]

good docket

[@voidsaverob]

There's sports riots and then there's 1981

[@daltonanderson929]

youtube says you're playing just cause 3 lol

[@IamAManNotAMadHobo]

Armello or riot.

[@nathanchandler185]

Boo

[@lvnarya__]

Ngl don’t like watching them play Armello

[@chrisbullseye4395]

HOBO STRENGHT!

[@Sirmenonottwo]

More like armellno.

[@finbees]

Armello is terrible for this show

[@FaeNafara]

NL is coming to visit me during a riot :o 27:45

[@freshkd2]

When Austin is a model, does he run on the dogwalk?

[@tsuki_4366]

someone needs to tell NL about boxland skip

[@specialky903]

Are you even a sports fan, I swear to god if the sharks ever get home ice advantage for the Stanley cup and lose I’m fucking rioting

[@MilkerName]

1:06:10

[@7734jojo]

I MonkaS's so fucking hard at the night terrors

[@Reevezy67]

THC and CBD in weed has shown reduction in tumor sizes in lab conditions but at the current early stages of clinical trials(partially due to the difficulty of obtaining weed) no reduction of tumors in human subjects has yet to be observed. More clinical trials are planned, because if the results lab tests can be reproduced in humans, it could prove beneficial to at least slowing tumor growth, NOT as a full blown cure.

[@intherealilive]

"act your age and not your shoe sizes" that quote does not work in europe.

[@fryhope1352]

NL's riot control plan won't work x3

[@concernedcitizen5988]

Here for Armello

[@pandaman4brawl]

Dae Forrest Pump?

[@shanadir]

Ryan the dictator want to weaken the government? Bit odd, ain't it?

[@FaylunaRaRa]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just I thought the same thing. Although, I think Thomas Jefferson was the same way until he became president.

[@sam0var843]

Is it just me or is having hermit crabs as pets when you were a kid really fucking weird?

[@MegaTyler93]

Eh I can see it being fun as a kid because you could decorate the shells with paint and shit like that. But I always hated crabs because they were basically bugs to me.

[@sam0var843]

Bugs of the sea. Yeah, land insects evolved from the crustaceans. When you crack open and eat the flesh of a lobster, it's like yer eating a huge cockroach. Someone should rewrite Kafka's The Metamorphosis and make the lead character turn into a lobster, instead.

[@Mycrosss]

Nick...

[@zezangado5503]

i think i'm nick's mom

[@luissolis3742]

Lets go

[@Thalkor]

NL is too good at Funemployed

[@ajonline87]

The nlss always gives me nightmares when I have it on for sleep

[@junba]

Amenuh

[@Smeeeeeghead]

S+++ Tier docket! Needs more Hafu, though.

[@alfredmoen6504]

VODIE BOIE

[@TheTeddyIsALiar]

Seriously though I get that there is serious skill in competitive gaming, the guys have talent and train a lot, and I respect that. Shit is not a sport, will never be a sport, it's a different skill set, it's a different lifestyle. It doesn't make it any worse or inferior, but it isn't a sport.

[@oo4667]

tbh i love my smelly oils. they smell nice. except for the ones that don't 🤔

[@specialky903]

You broke a man today

[@deathy1999]

Can we start a petition to make Hafu a full time NLSS member?

[@sambience6854]

She basicly is, every monday!

[@paarthunax2890]

Is this the first time Ryan has made a rape joke? Sure, it was a demon doing it but still.

[@thomasmaples4087]

Card game was confusing.

[@GivenFailure]

... what? ...

[@winser21]

NL FUCKING BEST DOCKET