The Northernlion Live Super Show! [January 8th, 2018]

[@lautaroferrer2858]

I love how in every Armello episode the crew has to explain the entire game

[@umbaupause]

To be honest... welcome to fucking board games, son.

[@bblepew]

@@umbaupause uuyt

[@alotofthings22]

They built this entire additive Fetish Rating system over like 40 minutes of discussion, and Ryan just took a dump on it in seconds by adding multipliers and saying that everyone HAS to be at 15. Congratulations, Egg, now you're George Lucas.

[@tyleryoung007]

Actual Austin brought up the 15 thing so...

[@moonspenders]

It's painfully obvious that NL's fetish rating is in the negative digits.

[@NickCombs]

Tyler Young as a target, not as a ceiling

[@kreb433]

Whoops northernlion, you forgot to Photoshop the hair off of the lion again

[@surfacedwellingscum7808]

Kreb you got me. I looked

[@JangaLangaBanga]

If I had to be friends with a random viewer of any channel that I watch, I'd pick NL's. That way there's only be like an 85% chance of getting someone bad.

[@TheVilivan]

Hey, I rate 40 on kink scale, wanna be friends?

[@lrodshrek6086]

MacDougal one time I was horny so I dry humped my cat.

[@jeroendevries1981]

you know that's the 'character' NL right. Also kink me daddy

[@Ovcharka88]

Neks you'll have about a 15%

[@lautaroferrer2858]

2:12:05 Easily one of the best NL luck moments ever recorded in egg history

[@alex9x9]

Lautaro ferrer on 1:33:34 my heart for a second stopped but then he missed :'(

[@donnymcbride5069]

As someone who listens to the NLSS as a podcast, the ‘Vive le France!’ part drove me fucking insane

[@TheVilivan]

Fun fact: if you go running while listening to NLSS, the Holdfast segment screaming will encourage you to achieve Super Saiyan speed.

[@MogsnOB]

Vive la France!!!

[@Pauliomat]

Is there some way to get automatically get nlss episodes in podcast format

[@SLChris]

Why's everyone bashing the docket? Armello's really enjoyable imo, and Holdfast is pretty good as an opener. I'm not that big on Golf but hey it's still decent.

[@namavoid3266]

I actually love hentai, its kinda line carthage. Carthage is so big it made colonies when it was a colony, hentai got so big it made its own subgenre when it was a genre.

[@megalul4141]

Namavoid Kreeper ayyy thanks i live in the remains of carthage

[@kc1423]

Not kink shaming, but I'm kink shaming.

[@RebeccaS1231]

Some hentai is good but like 90% of it is absolute trash

[@williammitchell6254]

thats kink shamming

[@illusion2438]

Ryan Smith The answer is simple. Hentai gets my dick hard

[@Bl8ckhawk115]

Watched this live quality banter all the way through

[@thezachster18]

KineticBlackout if you aint a VOD B O I you can GTFO

[@123Cellpong]

holy fuck the violinist staying on the sinking boat cracked me and no one acknowledged it

[@sammargera454]

You guys think Rob likes choking?

[@JordanBl]

1:44:25, After Rob ends that little bit with "I'm a nerd, but I also like sports," is the immediate response Jess telling him to get out? Nice.

[@dnceleets]

I’m surprised NL’s choice of secret fetish wasn’t “Asian”

[@perfectworldbeholder]

Oooooooooh it's the animorphs thing i got it now

[@connorking984]

perfectworldbeholder good job...

[@papesor]

I love listening to Austin eat in my ear.

[@snake_plant6719]

59:12 THATS THE LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A FETISH THOUGH

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Vorarphiliac here, it's appeal depends on the kind of person. There are many different sub categories such as macro micro where they are massively different sizes versus same size which is self explanatory. Also a big divide is fatal or nonfatal, and that also has alot of offshoots live digestion, revival, ect. Me personally am of the same size fatal digestion category. To me it's about becoming a permanant part of someone you love or look up to. Having a desire to be inseparable from their very physical being. But that's just me asking a different Vorarphile may yealed different answers in how it appeals to them.

[@connorking984]

Kaheiyattsu221 is cannabalism hot to you? Or is it sex eating? I dont know...

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Connor King well its all fictional with cartoon characters. I don't want to actually be eaten by real people.

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Connor King vore is being consumed by another being if that's what you're asking. It's purely a fictional cartoon fantasy.

[@williammitchell6254]

thank god in the comments we got a real answer i think i understand now but i don't get what you mean by revival

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Bowsah Babeh wow thanks for answering the follow up questions, I'm kinda used to explaining it being a vore artist myself I often get asked what it even is by unsuspecting commenters X3

[@Cornnbreadd]

God I fucking love Josh

[@biglootums5243]

I love the rollercoaster of opinions that Rob has based on whether or not he's winning a game

[@FaeNafara]

When is Jess coming on the NLSS

[@preettygoood7774]

FaeNafara Hopefully never Kappa

[@FaeNafara]

Preetty Goood Not that I don't enjoy a good sausage fest but a lady now and again would also be nice.

[@malcolmsvensson6585]

Any docket with Holdfast instantly becomes B tier at worst.

[@fluffuloid]

VIVE LA FRANCE!

[@JacobDejarnett]

Slurms McKenzie but there’s Armello

[@nicducharme98]

Holdfast and Armello SS+ lets go boys

[@snickersonson3732]

YOOOO Footloose is with Kevin Bacon, not Patrick Swayze!

[@TheMajorpickle01]

I was sitting here like why hasn't there been any NLSS' recently. Apparently the thumbnail is so different to usual my brain dumped it in the spam filter, rip

[@AJRION1]

Uh, I love it when egg talks about shimoneta!

[@DoctorShroom]

Speedrunning is pretty cool when the game has evolved into people literally making their own "Puzzle" runs and randomizers and stuff. Also, Races are pretty cool. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is a nice one for that.

[@PowdergameFan18]

Dank%. Look it up. Also Nipple% Mario Odyssey. Meme runs are great.

[@Mattlovesstuff]

Josh - tier docket

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

"WoodooDOOOOOdoodoodooooooo." Austin be like: complains about his dice, cards, and how he's not good at fighting. Proceeds to win every Armello game to date, 2/3 by fighting.

[@spenceradey5766]

The middle stage of the thumbnail transformation is actually nightmarish

[@JacobDejarnett]

Spencer Adey ah, you’re referring to the middleface

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Win length?

[@doghat1619]

nearly four hour show?

[@RockR277]

I wonder how long till the main 3 understand all of the basics of armello

[@cmkidd9310]

You gotta read the card he says while misreading the card

[@glendagill7]

Also, I feel choking should be way higher than a 2. I mean seriously, when people are really into chocking, they want to basically be strangled.

[@leejames929]

Armello is fun to see.just wish they did not have to explain it every time

[@tagscreamer3618]

thats the fun part of it

[@CaoSong]

Armello will never be played on the NLSS ever again due to how long this one took lol

[@dragoxl5]

:(

[@sayftarek9326]

Hello, upload lord

[@MegaTyler93]

I actually loved this show, Holdfast and Armello are great (tho Rob was getting to be a bit baby-ish near the end of Armello). But they didn't focus on food talk or movie talk which are so incredibly played out, they talked about sex longer than just 2 seconds like they usually do and it was actually super interesting and funny compared to food talk and movie talk when they come off as up their own asses all the time on those subjects (mainly Rob and NL). More of this!

[@SwanzyStyle]

rob is just the worst tbh. such a drain on the nlss

[@TheVilivan]

Rob is amazing, you madman

[@malcolmsvensson6585]

Rob is fine, he just needs to accept that he isn't right about literally everything.

[@TheKrake36]

+Slurms McKenzie Isn't that true for everyone on the NLSS?

[@MegaTyler93]

Idk, Rob bugs me mainly on 3 subjects; food, film, and politics. Politics doesn't come up often thank god but food and film does and he gets obnoxious. However at the same time a lot of the time he's actually fucking hilarious and pushes the envelope on the humor of the show which I do like.

[@yumlo7535]

21:54 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[@Гостиф]

Based brap poster.

[@Marioroops]

Holdfast is so fun to watch....I don't know why.

[@eje005]

I clicked this because of the Animorphs thumbnail.

[@mattbochler8168]

But did you stay

[@vulgrim7872]

Armello should be in the Tournament of Shame

[@Khakhees]

PLZ thumbnail to main pause sc reen.

[@violetsnow804]

I get the sense Alpaca's into choking. Also, I feel choking should be way higher than a 2. I mean seriously, when people are really into chocking, they want to basically be strangled.

[@MadMaddin750]

i would love to see more armello

[@Thalkor]

The problem with changing dialogue in an anime localization is that people will get on your ass about the smallest changes

[@RockR277]

Hey one thing you guys should try to get the hang of is using/burning a lot of cards on your turn if you can. It's easier to get a game changing card if you're constantly drawing.

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Do you think NL knew that "Svalbard" was a Norwegian archipelago? Or do you think he was just making up the name and ended up naming an actual Norwegian place? I'm not sure...

[@emilhappy5696]

Lol, I came cause of the Thumbnail xD

[@TeeheeCat]

same so hot xD

[@mediumPeter]

Yay Josh

[@noita1337]

1:42:15 Rob: "Are we talking about a pokemon that we would fuck or would fuck us?" "yes."

[@Blahidontcare11]

Middle segment should just be no game all banter

[@TheVilivan]

That's basically what golf is at this point

[@PowdergameFan18]

^ literally what Isaac used to be

[@lAmCanad1an]

2:12:04 glad to see NL luck has become so self aware that its following Ryan into other games now lol.

[@viraldownfall]

How ironic Austin complains about a man with a whiny voice.

[@guinea_horn]

ViralDownfall Austin complains about everything though

[@tyleryoung007]

Ryan Kupka right like when he attacked Ryan but ended up being killed by him

[@stevencleere4912]

Stop inviting Josh to play games that require....thinking. It's not his strong suit.

[@PlanetaryPhoenix]

33:05 one of the funniest things i’ve heard in a while

[@TrineofFire]

For the sake of accuracy, Northernlion needs to join the British team more often. He's betraying his ancestors! Shame! For the Commonwealth, Sir Egghead!

[@yeti25934]

MrZash technically his last name is French, so we know for sure he has French ancestry. It's likely he also has English ancestry, but saying he's betraying his ancestors is definitely not entirely right.

[@TrineofFire]

@etienne picard Ah very well, I can settle for a half-truth then. Maybe if NL was more open about his fetishes, things would be clearer about his background.

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Goodra is the most fuckable pokemon

[@truant6910]

Rarephile, they made good games

[@milkduds1052]

best docket: holdy/flatty/jacky

[@patrick-davidwalker650]

Who's awesome enough to name all the characters on the NLSS loading screen? Alpacapatrol, then Malf, then...

[@TheVilivan]

Rob, Malf, Josh, NL, Nick, Cobalt, Baer, Dan, Austin, DraculaFetus, Harambe, Ryuka/Tomo, Isaac, Sinvicta, Eluc, Indiemaus, Kate, Mathas I think I didn't miss any

[@Iridium-77-g]

@VilivanChto Ah... I see you are a man of culture, as well. :)

[@patrick-davidwalker650]

Damn you're the best!

[@dan240393]

Your tested IQ is literally just a measure of how well you perform in IQ tests. Same way that exam results only represent how well someone performs in examination conditions. Both systems are vastly over-specific. They're designed to separate people into neatly demarcated groups for administrative purposes.

[@TheVilivan]

Nah, exam results are a much, much better indicator of competence than IQ tests.

[@dan240393]

I agree but with a distinct caveat. That being, that they are generally just tests of how well you can memorise and regurgitate a set number of data points (essays) or equations; neither of which are particularly useful skills outside of sitting exams. The focus on total silence and extremely oppressive conditions also really skews the validity of the results. Also grade boundaries and mark allocation guidelines being able to mystically transform a 90% into a 60% calls the validity of exams into serious doubt.

[@TheMountainBoysonEdge]

Wheres Nek been?

[@neoman4426]

Michael Pregler Ireland with Lin. He's back in the states now I think

[@TheVilivan]

Yeah, he was on yesterday's show

[@broken6656]

1:53:30 "I'm gonna have date rape" fucking died.

[@theuhhh]

Praise egg

[@michaelcanales7864]

That fucking kid in the water saying “bandage me “ and nl just ignored him 💀💀💀

[@nujumkey]

Loving the armello love Edit: I do wish you guys played the tutorial before the show lol.

[@CaturDe]

Hell yea, more Armello!

[@mitchellgehman4605]

Yo, I love Armello

[@YargleBlargle]

2:02:51 Rob...

[@georgegeorgiou2005]

well my birthday is at january 13th tell kate i said happy birthday as a birthday neighbor in 3 days

[@lrodshrek6086]

Needs more Nek.

[@willeyza]

Chat was right. It is 2 fps. Egg

[@williammitchell6254]

my fetish is middle face whats that on the scale

[@kajaxochi8562]

William Mitchell 200+

[@CynicBlaze]

2:12:30 LETS GO

[@mutagen28]

Holy shit I have the same Birthday as NL

[@mrharry121212]

Got an egg commercial at the hour mark. 10/10

[@rockleegarra]

2:02:51 2:04:37 2:27:56

[@Jack-dk7uu]

I love fetish chicken

[@TheBicycleRepairman2]

I enjoyed watching Armello,although the stealth rats didnt help the watchability.

[@e_sam]

let us go

[@2ScoopsPlz]

Subtitles.

[@DragonFreaktheGreat]

I'm sure Gardevoir is one of the most normal Pokemon to fuck. I also was going to mention Ditto but someone just mentioned it on the video.

[@mintybleach5896]

Vive la Françe!!!!

[@aaronjackson1875]

Ludicolo. Every time. All night long.

[@macacosjuntosforte]

1:01:10 dude thats totally my kink maybe even a fetish man i love chat sometimes

[@Ovcharka88]

Lmao my brother was born in St.Cathrines Ontario. I'm a Brantford lad #OntarioProud

[@TheComfyGeek]

I love the fetish scale convo. Its why I keep coming to watch the NLSS, you never know what they r going to argue about

[@hustlehumbly6169]

Q tier docket

[@Cherryponut]

Godlike thumbnail.

[@Tuxalonso]

#JucheGang

[@ArcasCorricol]

nl, this docket is alright, also henlo u stinky eggg

[@connorking984]

Is it in a learning thing? I don't watch one porn, just whatever I think of at the time.

[@lautaroferrer2858]

B Tier docket

[@jakobikles7633]

FUCK YES

[@magnum32b]

you CAN teach dogs to poop inside. It's just a pain in the ass

[@Canksilio]

IM IN

[@DeathFrown]

The thumbnail was so out of the normal that I found it when I was going to bed. ;_; y u do dis!?

[@Damn_Physics]

let's gooooo

[@bort7949]

L E T U S P R O C E E D

[@TheVilivan]

Speedrun :O