The Northernlion Live Super Show! [March 15th, 2017]

Docket: Afterbirth+ / Golf It / Tricky Towers
Nick: / rockleesmile
Austin: / last_grey_wolf
Kate: / katelovelymomo

[@Jack-dk7uu]

"I'm not woke, I'm just anxiety-ridden" is my all-time favourite Nick quote.

[@meat_rainbow]

The loyalty card story has me so mad I'll refuse one act of kindness to bring balance to the world.

[@meat_rainbow]

An addendum, the PAX food stories have deepened this rage.

[@SoopDwagg]

I mean, i wonder if nl took into consideration that her purchase gave NL's card points

[@meat_rainbow]

It doesn't matter! She was using his card for the sale price, if anything benefitting from the points is an entitlement of his good will!

[@theotherprophetf5625]

yeah no thats the kind of person that we couldve fit onto the life boat but just set off anyway.

[@dan240393]

As an English person, her total lack of socially awkward manners absolutely infuriates me. You forget your card, you seethe silently and then just accept that you fucked up and take the hit. You absolutely do not use someone else's points for anything! I'll bet she doesn't even know how to queue properly.

[@EyeTry203]

I wanna meet NL in person at least once just to do some slightly rude and socially awkward thing to him. I wanna contribute to his madness.

[@heysimone]

Rexels Tom Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[@Marioroops]

By the way, Kate was MVP in terms of commentary.

[@symeon5518]

The next NLSS thumbnail should be drunk NL sleeping with the fan on and Kate stressed in the background.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

lol Nick's reaction to his finger prints being taken when he was little. The anxiety in his voice is so great. It's the same one as when he talked about his fear of people thinking he's planting a bomb in a trashcan because he's standing next to it for too long. If he were an animal, he'd be my spirit animal.

[@Ketsuekisan]

I mean, humans are animals, so he could still be your spirit animal.

[@Hale444]

I'm pretty sure Austin has a 'plow guy' but its not for snow.

[@facefister69]

I am a very good, bat boy

[@RefMr]

This is my favorite NLSS in a while! Tons of good stories and anecdotes from their trips and travels and Kate being around for at least half the show~

[@xXwebraiderXx]

No P-in-V after P-in-A for gods sake! Those assbacteria have no business in the V-region. Stay safe NL!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

webraider LP at least not without switching condoms

[@gdnm]

Romantic Outlaw i use like 8 condoms each sexual encounter

[@WodernWarfareTree]

+g00dn4m3 I use one for each stroke. In/out replace condom, in/out replace condom ,, ,, ,,

[@Mattlovesstuff]

I thought fan death started was just an excuse people used because they didnt want to explain that someone committed suicide

[@PaladinStem]

This maybe one the best NLSSs I have seen.

[@bonamabonbanjobongbong6954]

i absolutely LOVE when kates on the nlss, PLEASE do this more

[@grumplez6575]

everyone is hating on kate but she made this episode so much better :l

[@aspen1869]

Grumplez Agreed

[@BigDamnVanguard]

Kate hate ain't great mate. She was hilarious this episode. When she told the Bad Boy story I was nearly crying with laughter. Not saying she should be on every show, but once in a while? Fantastic.

[@Bl4ckDr4co]

When I was a kid, there was a big drive to have kids register their finger prints in case they were kidnapped. Now I have to be sure to wear gloves in order to commit crimes. Thanks mom and dad, wasn't even kidnapped once.

[@DOGroove]

That grocery story was definitely worth at least $1.50.

[@dylanbobberson8350]

PLEASE someone make a mod that makes an item called "Fan-Death" that when you have an item and a pill spawns on the ground it pulled it towards you and forces you to take it and it is always a bad trip pill

[@COYADD]

I leave my fan on for years at a time with the window closed. That guy in the hotel died because he had no fucking air, fan or no fan.

[@TheNobod3]

NL apparently experiencing Minnesota Nice for the first time gives me life

[@zboatman13]

I really like when Kate is on the show. It's great to hear NL tell a story and try to keep it reasonable then Kate comes in, "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!" k8's got the real stories that scum-nl won't tell ya bout.

[@jedilboomkin9082]

I just saw this on twitch because there were no vods until now

[@mao6942]

Magik_Chocobo i saw this one on twitch cause someone told me kate was in this one and i didnt wanna wait :O

[@pervasivedoubt150]

It's really interesting that NL brought up that religious growing leg thing. My friend and I were talking about Christianity and he cited a reason why he had faith was that same story. He said that when he was a kid, some sort of traveling priest came through, did some ceremony up in front of the church with him, and his leg grew to the right size.

[@Tachii31]

...Is it bad that my brain went straight to Potion Seller with some of the spicy food stories?

[@caster429]

Perfect time in NZ to fall asleep to NL and co.'s antics

[@umbaupause]

They got noise complaints for playing board games? I can imagine how that went down, with Ryan going "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOVE NOW?! THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!!" like a god damn megaphone.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THESE MOVES!

[@olliegodfrey96]

golf and towers, my day is complete

[@Colminer00]

DLGuiga could you tell me how I ended up on a video from 6 years ago?

[@ZombHarris]

7 years ago now

[@sirtainleoldenuff]

Northernlion mod for binding of isaac now needs to change the name of the credit card to Ryan's loyalty card.

[@DhiammaraGaming]

Fucking Dan man :D All time classic move

[@WateringCan]

That loyalty card story was horrible but the fact he didn't say anything about it makes it even worse.

[@purekarmafloofie3171]

Btw divekick is on steam

[@ZazoBeck]

"They let all the kids taste the same condom?!?! What the fuck?!"

[@KirbyMercury]

NL was it Save-on? I work there they shouldn't have asked her to use the points if they knew she borrowed the card.

[@Prometheusarcangel]

kate mad at the 1 hour mark

[@nathanpyke6994]

It's 3:30 am Nl.. Lol, kidding I ain't doing shit tomorrow let's go

[@SamWulfign]

I feel like I just have to say it cause they've been going on about Daylight Savings for so long. The purpose of Daylight savings is so you don't end up with a day that doesn't end until 10 pm of which some people would like to go to bed early so they can wake up early and not have to have blackout curtains just to get some sleep.

[@Jake_LH]

That grocery story triggered me so hard.

[@Goldfish_Vender]

I liked going to school in the dark.

[@voxlvalyx]

You can tell you're NL when you begin and end a single sentence with "quite frankly".

[@LenkyLad]

I wish he'd upload these more consistently.

[@MrBOBOCHOCHO]

ryàn hears the I'm not okay voice every time he completes

[@mindfreaks46]

DFW airport is a pain in the ass. When i was going to Ireland the Dublin airport took me like 15 minutes to figure everything out and even though i live in Texas the DFW airport still confuses me.

[@relmz32]

NL, who provides the snow plows in rural Canada?

[@dr.carnival3489]

1:01:20 the reason I watch this show

[@Canadian_Princess]

Someone please explain to me why the NLSS has turned into the Malf show for the title card.

[@aspen1869]

T Kent Because it's fucking glorious Seriously though, I don't know

[@omyyer]

NL's loyalty card story is so good

[@trulythedude]

Bat boy? They still have Weekly World News in Canada ?

[@hoodedman6579]

So this is basially a podcast... Neat.

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

NL plans to help MD kids walk again with the power of cheese.

[@violetsnow804]

I hope that loyalty card lady is watching. EDIT: Fan death is totally not real.

[@witheredharp]

I'm pretty sure NL was talking about "More Rewards" in regards to the grocery story rewards card. I don't know if that's creepy that I know that.

[@MochaMochaHeart]

god I love it when Kate's on the show, LOVE YOU MOM

[@MicoDossun]

Why did that cashier even tell her if they saw her hand the card back to NL? At my job I'll swipe someone's card for the next person but I never mention the rewards on the card.

[@exactinmidget92]

Batboy? from the newspaper?

[@Crashandburnout]

I work at a store and our rewards card works the same way with one caveat: when you make it, you put a pin on your points so good honest people sharing their cards don't get screwed like that.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

NL just gave out his height in this episode!

[@mscakemo]

As someone who doesn't watch the vod and just listens to the audio, 2:58:55 I didn't understand why everyone was so baffled about NL wanting to know his Uber rating

[@xXTheKingEmothXx]

An NLSS with Kate. Finally, the only true KZbin OTP, together for, hopefully, a whole NLSS.

[@SavageKnight1993]

The thing with rob and condoms, like what if he just has sex more than one time in the night dude?

[@xmazamx]

I'm 16 and live in Ontario and I remember that Winnie the Pooh thing, I don't remember getting my prints done but they probably did it and I don't remember.

[@EnviedShadow]

I wonder if they did end up interviewing people in Korea about fan death...

[@jaybustos9400]

love the vids

[@firemonkey4379]

fat

[@mrstaceyjackson]

if u didnt wear your hat and grew a full beard that lady wouldnt have messed with you.

[@gumboh]

I actually like Kate being on the show

[@FishheadMcgee]

MORE K8! UNCR8 THE K8

[@Marioroops]

Nick is so mad about the finger print thing....

[@DameForHim]

Fan death is not only a Korean thing. it's a prominent thing on the Balkans as well, only we don't call it fan death but it's more like death by the draft. You know how when you open the windows and the doors for the air to shuffle? Yea that supposedly gives you neck pain and kills you.

[@dyrtlord5499]

That really hairy lady from sex-ed is fucking worldwide star. I'm from Poland and we watched the same movie

[@icantnotthink3282]

It's fucking 2am NL

[@MrWrongfullyaccused]

10 am here, haven't sleeped yet.

[@MrWrongfullyaccused]

you have no idea dude, my body is like screaming for me to go to sleep

[@fricstix7072]

when it uploads late, just go to bed and watch it in the morning. don't continually sleep till dinner

[@STLeoTS]

omg its as if this is a vod not a stream where you can watch it whenever you want o.0

[@whocare9942]

a very good bat boy.

[@jethropimbley5693]

Why did NL wait to pick up Eve's Mascara, wouldn't that have made the floor much faster?

[@OxygenMafiaMgO]

I like it when Kate is on the NLSS

[@DigiRafael]

"Who's a bad boy?" -Kate,2017

[@matthewdurkin9543]

Kate should be on more

[@NearoC]

I agree, she had some really good stuff.

[@Charsept]

1:01:25

[@Surviveroforder66]

Hold up, here in Australia we had fully detailed sex-ed from 3/4th grade and had it like every year up until 9th grade.

[@OfficialMaxwellYT]

Surviveroforder66 american education is pretty fucked

[@CustomAlpha]

PAX STORIES BOIS

[@Ketsuekisan]

They're talking about how they donate all this blood, and I can't donate even if I wanted to. They don't want my blood since I have to take immunosuppressants to stop my body from consuming its own intestines again.

[@NaldoNidoking]

They never showed the condom on the banana thing at my school.

[@brandonhill8456]

there's actually too much blood donated. most of it becomes waste.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

C tier docket

[@DecayingReverie]

Bree dee dee or riot.

[@Ceviche4K]

Jet lag made NL upload this at 2 am

[@BringTheBeat]

sounds like all the bars in Boston just hate people who look like nerds

[@mrsnailzzz]

They have the thing with fan in China too...

[@josiahguerra500]

Its friggin 12:30 in the morning man!!!

[@tjmacedonia8973]

Josiah Guerra not for everyone. For me it's 1:30

[@josiahguerra500]

that even worse...

[@qualifiedcornstarch6859]

Flavoured condoms for the whole class?

[@thomaslieven680]

Wait a second! If she used your card and she spent like 120 Dollars, didn't you get the points for that? So in the end, she might not even have used your points but gave you some, NL.

[@Riichreead]

Thomas Lieven nah he explained later that you need to have like 10,000 points to get something of value, and buying something for $100 is like 10 points

[@demetriousramirez]

Probably not A thousand points probably takes 1000 dollars of spending, like a point for every dollar spent or something like that

[@Generalkrunkisimo]

If it's Save on (it sounds like save on) then you'd get like 20 points for $120.

[@holyscythe]

Graeme McEachern it's definitely save ons, I work there (Vancouver store) and we just started charging 5 cents for bags this March; you usually get 1 point per dollar but 1 point is worth like 1 cent, the rewards aren't great either (more rewards.ca)

[@holyscythe]

Sometimes there are deals to get 15-20x the points though

[@k0naYT]

KATE

[@Schobbob]

K8 GR8 M8

[@kevoz1000]

HEY K8!!! waddya gonnja plaghayy

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Come on kate, ask for some sour creme or yogurt if your chilli is too spicy. Chilli is variable, there are spice grades so just being chilli is no guarantee it's going t be mild you can get 5+chilli burn which is cray hot. These places expect you to ask for it to be cooled if it's too much for you so they have those condiments to stir in upon request.

[@billpecoraro8421]

Also 180 lbs is 81.6466 kg

[@ArtariusAurelius]

1:48:20 i see why nick had such a hard time in highschool

[@TheNinjaTanuki]

NLSS bois

[@alex9x9]

Zaid Mustafa u anticipated my coment by 5 seconds. grats!

[@Drumstyx427]

we need kate on all shows!

[@MrJake8555]

I live in a small town, and itd STILL be considered creepy to just ask for some random persons card

[@leejames929]

Man k8 is great she needs to be in more nlss's

[@intermonkey88]

yo a new hardware store opened up here in Australia and was run by Americans. and long story short it tried to sell snow ploughs during the middle of 40 degree (Celsius) summers to the state that brands itsself "the sunshine state"

[@bradbrad247]

Missed you buddy

[@sinclairfourthousand]

Kate needs to be more of a regular, at least for one of the hours.