The Northernlion Live Super Show! [May 31st, 2017]

[@ImperfectBrony]

'If you guys had a truck..." actually had me crying with laughter for 10 minutes.

[@Kar3B3arie]

watched a full 15 second ad, your financial well being is all because of me.

[@Dragonemperess]

I sort of want to try some maltisers.

[@RematodeRanger]

you have NEVER had maltesers? my boy you already missed out, they changed the chocolate covering to this shitty tangy tasting crap over the original formula about 2 or 3 months ago. i reccomend chocolate digestive buiscit balls. its the closest we have to the original flavour but is still nowhere near as good

[@Threeezzz]

Care don't wanna use my last name Or just use KZbin Red.

[@mikepence1933]

>they changed the chocolate covering to this shitty tangy tasting crap over the original formula about 2 or 3 months ago sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit I just thought I was getting old

[@Plamler]

Care don't wanna use my last name 30 second long twice cuz I had to reload, he is Rollin in dough

[@marcosdpr]

2:50:03 - If you guys had a truck...

[@lucasnadamas9317]

Thanks

[@ethandemospy]

Rob - "Farting is funny! Who are you; *T h e G r i n c h* ?" Ah, my favourite Dr. Seuss story: *How the Grinch stole Fartmas.* I'm glad we share good tastes.

[@nicholassanchezart]

Is the thumbnail about dan always asking about NL's Mom's tattoo?

[@wafflecopter208]

I had no clue what the thumbnail could have been, but that makes a lot of sense

[@glitch6996]

yeah its about the mother chickens tattoo

[@axelskull]

thats clearly nek as a trap (gay or not gay?)

[@superchunk1661]

axelskull not gay

[@slowralious3446]

axelskull it was at the moment he declared war with the question: gay or not gay the question of a century

[@Daemsco]

This thumbnail is a beautiful abomination

[@diossecretweapon8333]

Erik last month's thumbnail was fucking gold

[@symeon5518]

locust danknes_ goldfish

[@Djkatman29]

New month, new thumbnail.

[@diossecretweapon8333]

Djkatman29 hell yeah

[@georgeforeman89]

We say "bless you" because waaaaay back in the day, people thought a sneeze was your soul leaving (or at least attempting to leave) our body. Apparently saying, "bless you," prevented your soul from escaping.

[@thehuntingbear8133]

this is the best docket ever in my opinion, and we started off talking with fun topic!

[@KVWI]

This might be my favorite Quiplash segment of all time, holy shit

[@alex9x9]

"If you guys had a truck what would you put inside of it?" and just laugh for 5 minutes straight

[@TheMonroe654]

S++ tier docket Edit: "put it in full screen...I'll put you in a full nelson.." Attaboy Ryab

[@MicoDossun]

TheMonroe654 nah dude PUBG is so boring and it doesn't allow them to talk about random tangents

[@MicoDossun]

I don't know using this NLSS as an example it had was a lot of "go here" and "is there a guy here" and the like. There wasn't much interesting banter until it was brought by someone not playing with them. Also I just think PUBG kinda isn't at all interesting as a game

[@mylesthompson4485]

MicoDossun ok but they actually did talk about random tamgents yah nutt?

[@MicoDossun]

If that's NL's mom why isn't she bald?

[@rattlesnek3847]

NL- Slytherin Nick- Ravenclaw Rob- Slytherin Baer- Hufflepuff Austin- Gryffindor Malf- Hufflepuff Dan- Slytherin

[@Zarinah]

What on god's green earth is this thumbnail NL, its glorious

[@RematodeRanger]

nl and his muscly boyfriend hide and shake in a corner from his evil tat mommy

[@trappychan]

The fidget spinner tattoo made me lose it hahah.

[@calmguru1274]

wait, is baer an ex mormon?

[@5050TM]

Parker Davis Thank goodness.

[@limerslimer]

Lady Autumn Exmormon is the best kind of mormon

[@kinkajuu1]

actually they are not. they spend most of their time trying to ruin other peoples faith. not nice. he is probably a less active mormon as he doesnt spend any time mocking mormons

[@TheLucidChiba]

Baer wouldn't have been able to drink Madrinas, as it has caffeine, if he were still mormon himself.

[@austinvanderveer213]

@Kinkajuu1 He also said "Growing up as a Mormon", not "As a Mormon", which would imply that he left his faith. So I'm gonna guess that he's an ex-Mormon and your stereotype doesn't pan out.

[@doctoregg7248]

A+ 11/10 docket, would bang

[@RematodeRanger]

b+ 69/420 docket. would smoke

[@MicoDossun]

Doctor Egg except PUBG which is the worst

[@cardellkenith]

Doctor Egg in the ass?

[@Symbolis]

Just for clarity: Keto Is (typically) limited to 20g of carbs a day. A cup(30g) of spinach is ~1g of carbs so a fine food to eat! The "ideal" (as I understand it) is to eat as few carbs as possible while using fat consumption to "fill" when you don't feel satiated.

[@kirkkevinmalnegro6502]

I'm sorry if you guys hate PUBG, but I personally love it.. How NL freezes up, their "team play", and coupled with a dash of salt is a nice vid for me to enjoy and laugh at.. Just like golden eye source (which at first I hated)..

[@MultiLelde]

If rob ever went to the doctor, they would actually have to call the news for a new medical discovery.

[@Tachii31]

5th best pronunciation of "jaguar": Jaguwham Blaristan.

[@lukebotkins7867]

I sneezed 16 times in a row in a history lecture.

[@derrickwhite3207]

I normally don't comment about the docket, but the only way this could've been better is if it was Gang Beasts or Board Game Online instead of Golf Edit: I think this is the single greatest docket in NLSS history and one of the best Northernlion Live Super Shows of all time. Great cast. Rob and Malf are opposites and they go so well together.

[@MrUnknownzz1]

Hello Rob, I'm your friend now.

[@theseabear3008]

hey can somebody tell me who each stork corresponds to on the overlay starting from NL going clockwise

[@Veznikcpg]

The Sea Bear NL Nick (Goldman) Cobalt Baer Dan Austin Drac Harambe Tomo/Ruca Isaac (I dont know who this is) Eluc Indiemaus Kate Mathas Rob Malf Josh

[@theseabear3008]

Chandler Philip-Guide thanks man!

[@MogsnOB]

The one you don't know is Sinvicta, and it's spelt Ryuka.

[@CakeHasFrosting]

not even close to what i thought Austin looked like

[@umbaupause]

I want a full episode of the PUBG valley squad.

[@djwomprat2001]

NL picking up a lvl two vest when he already had a lvl three hurt my soul

[@allines.realmx]

Great Docket.

[@MegaTyler93]

It was nice to have PUBG on the docket for once. But I did miss Nick. Also what's the title card art supposed to be of? I don't recognize the meme.

[@weirdopup]

MegaTyler93 when Dan kept asking what tattoos Ryan's mom had

[@MegaTyler93]

Wow that's like a hyper-specific, small meme to make a title card out of. I'm impressed.

[@beatlesrol456]

S tier docket, A tier cast

[@awsomewolfman124]

yoooooo lets go

[@Ryan-sn7fq]

LETS GOOOO

[@LordofSeals]

Baer saying "I just want to be in on the lingo" because you're talking about Dazias... he'd be terrified if he knew what Dan named half the items in the game :')

[@jakelovescinema]

"I uncontrollably shit myself recently too it's not fun" also "I could hold my shit until i die"

[@Colechamdiceman]

I honestly always picture Austin to be more pale skinned with lank black hair and no facial hair...

[@jimmyredd]

MORE pale skinned? As is you can barely tell he's wearing a shirt.

[@jasonvegan5761]

"Heyo let's get some fuckin' donuts in the parking lot, eh?"

[@namavoid3266]

Wheres malf in the damn desc.

[@michaelalfox]

Where's MALF?

[@5050TM]

* A wild Malf appears *

[@namavoid3266]

michaelalfox there he isnt still

[@DariusOne1]

PUBG on the docket the absolute madman!

[@flareflareon]

HE'S DONE IT

[@Enderspartan911]

TuggerNuts from the PUBG game is actually a reference to a Victoria comedy troupe called LoadingReadyRun. The name is the name of a goat who is the main character in a number of suggestive children's books, such as Tugger Nuts and the Mysterious Stranger. Eggdaddy calling it out made me so very happy.

[@fordemerit5734]

What the fuck, that is on so many levels

[@snake_plant6719]

These thumbnails give me life

[@EntropieEfemera]

Austin is actually in the weekly highlights! XD

[@chikenCx]

For all you nerds actually wondering whenever you sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond and people say bless you

[@Cornnbreadd]

someone timestamp Robs burp, I skipped PUB and can't find it

[@RematodeRanger]

0:00:00

[@Cornnbreadd]

Mr.62 thank you. ily.

[@ImCalledGreg]

56:45 The best NLSS moment ever.

[@concernedcitizen5988]

Was trying to watch this until I opened the thing and the first audio was yelling the F bomb lmaooo

[@Bohlnore]

S Tier docket lets go!

[@PositronPlays]

Oh damn new thumbnail

[@NorwegianManlyMan]

1:35:18 My wife and I actually do say "bless you" when we fart and burp

[@antiMatterDynamit]

SSSSS++++ docket Kreygasm every 3 minutes on the clock

[@msweetmusic1]

That whole bit with the valley girl voice was priceless.

[@Vincanni]

In reference to the new thumbnail, is Ricky Mountain NL's dad?

[@CodexAce]

I think burps are gross, smoking is gross, spitting is gross. So I pretty much think Rob is the grossest person.

[@username0909]

I'm pretty sure if I tried to hold my poop for more than 24 hours, I would either go involuntarily in my pants or die.

[@zachglanz6892]

chat if you guys had a truck what would you put in it

[@Yognaughto]

#bringbacktheMALFerlay #MakeNLSSgreatagain

[@michaelhansen6455]

The plural of "Book of Mormon" is 10000000% "Books of Mormon."

[@BobTurKey]

Ryab, you triggered my Alexa. She didn't know.

[@glitch6996]

I sure wonder why Austin does better alone.

[@Threeezzz]

Link to that "REPORTED" meme anyone?

[@chickenbeforeegg]

This some good shit right here

[@michaelmay8393]

There should be a game called vertiginous golf it with your friends

[@SlipperySnail]

Aggressive reaction to a simple noise.. sounds like Austin in a nutshell :l

[@nathanchandler185]

This is some S teir docked here bois

[@4649O-t1p]

Is this nlss the current one?

[@Blakbox92]

Monday was the most recent NLSS

[@KingJ944]

First 3 seconds had me sold. Who agrees?! And Bell Squad!

[@giorgosantoniadis3026]

esei eise apo to olimero?

[@lilflossin14]

Anyone else wave their finger in front of their nose if the sneeze is stuck

[@QuestionMarkG0d]

S tier docket

[@jedilboomkin9082]

If he only accepts greatness then why is the NLSS still a thing?

[@lilithtetterton5014]

NL, I just wanna say that i usually spend this time being deppresed and wanted to just not be here, but the sheer amount of joy I felt when I saw that notification actually made me feel inclined enough to comment it. thanks dude, just thanks.

[@5050TM]

Scott Tetterton Here, take this internet hug stranger

[@DecayingReverie]

I can empathize with you man! My father and I both have depression. You're not alone. Have you ever been to the doctor? I got prescribed Zoloft. It isn't like some anti-depressants where it inhibits your ability to feel. Other than a couple weeks of--how shall I say it--less the solid bowel movements, there aren't any side effects. Depression is a lifelong battle. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. Just send me a message.

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

Scott Tetterton hey there man you're in good company! I wish you well stranger, you are special and deserve the best (:

[@lostfaithinhumanity8396]

Scott Tetterton "I just can't sympathize" -NL

[@ranoomlampoon3704]

Decaying Reverie I "sympathize" with you my dude. Iv felt that exact feeling

[@BenjiMac.]

im from northern ireland, and i like the montreal canadians and New Orleans saints

[@AhhBeejams]

"NL, talk about the Indian spice trade"

[@MrMeddyman]

I fucking knew NL's mom would be the new thumbnail. I knew it in my fucking bones. (She has a butterfly on your shoulder doesn't she?)

[@awsomewolfman124]

Whats the thumbnail from?

[@brandonwaltero6105]

its the hen's tattoo's

[@HasturTheYellowOne]

The thumbnail is about NL's Mom's tattoos, I would guess. Dan's been harping on it lately, I believe.

[@awsomewolfman124]

Right, right i remember now!

[@CorvusnTel]

1:36:51 **silence.** I fucking love it.

[@hado5445]

It's 6 am where I am and I haven't slept yet NotLikeThis

[@loganheggie304]

when NL swaps a lvl 3 vest for a lvl 2 TRIGGERED LOL

[@kryyptt5691]

thanks daddy much love

[@rosteroster]

a shiba bit the hell outta my dog when i was walking him and the owner let go of the leash, all while i held back mine (mostly pit, rest mutt) and he was very good on the short leash. Shiba went crazy.

[@justweirdout]

I'm with Rob, hunters sausage is the fuckin bomb

[@DForSpiD]

Growing up as a books of mormons

[@matthewlittle9475]

A- tier docket. Only reason it's not a full A is because PUBG went on for a while

[@alecjohnston6074]

Loudly burping really is a nasty thing. And pretty uncool to do in public

[@Sirmenonottwo]

I like when they say really gay things to each other. Its most hilarious. If Nick was there this would have never happened.

[@CaturDe]

The Black House :'D

[@noatiendoboludos]

2:26 WHY NOBODY PUT THAT #HASHTAGCAMPAIN that mexican dude put on his slogan

[@axelskull]

wait since when was austin a ginger

[@Ora_]

Burbs are not gross. And sneeze is NOT completely involuntary.

[@anthonywolf943]

little fing babies

[@Taliesin2]

Anyone else confused by the "midi flash cylinders"? Just me? Ok...

[@lucianov.perdomo5075]

3 hour streams aren't long enutsch

[@jackfox9893]

NL just scared the fuck out of me, got the NLSS on in the background, he says "Something something Baer Island" and where I live there's an island right next to me called "Bere Island" (Pronounced Bear Island)

[@TheJallu]

rob is just gross, im with nl on this burp/fart thing. Disgusting and impolite.

[@Huesos138]

Goddammit, I love these guys. It's gonna be a sad day when the NLSS ends.

[@PongzeLor]

Singing NLSS is best NLSS

[@DrGRE3D]

is that.....Dan?

[@bertthehost]

Beef jerky costs more because it takes longer to make. You're paying for the time investment. It's like the alcohol of meat. But you know, not exactly the same.

[@TvsCgaming123]

It also shrinks when dried

[@PongzeLor]

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